They Are The Great Fire-Fighters of Bangalore! They are masters of their craft – fire fighting! Whatever happens to those for whom they provide their valuable service, they will go on fire fighting! It is even heard that come what may they will fight fire! That is the dedication & commitment these people show to their profession! When one sees these master craftsmen doing what they do, one wonders what our Mother Earth would have been, if these dedicated fire-fighters were not here for all of us, the poor men who inherited 30 x 40 square inches of area on this over crowded Earth!
It is wondered & whispered often that these great creatures have superhuman abilities! What all techniques these people use to save people from fire .....! And what all brilliant ideas they invent, just off the cuff! Their variety of movements is magical & innumerable! What should we call them but Sheer Masters of Their Art?! Or should we call them Gods of Their Own Craft?! Everyone who ponders on this subject will find oneself in utter confusion, as it is that much difficult to describe these Multi-Faceted Masters!
Who will not look & marvel at these colourfully attired people, who travel only in colourful vehicles with siren & honking accompanied?! When they pass, all the others look at them with awe! And, these Masters know pretty well that even their mere glances are Nectar to these ordinary mortals! It is a delight even to look at them with astonishment & wonder! They are of course not of this world.....they are ethereal! And hence their actions too will bear the Stamp of Heavens! And, in lot of places & number of times they, because of their benign nature, have helped mortals reach Heavens, as well!
Despite being Gods of Their Craft & Heavenly Messengers, they are very playful & entertaining! They find enough time to play games of their own even when a fire is raging & mortals are trapped in it! As Gods always do, they do whatever they wish to do without thinking about consequences, as gods it is not them who suffer ultimately & they will get plenty of chances to continue playing their favourite games!
In a playful mood, one of the Fire Fighter Gods asked one of the persons who was standing on the 3rd floor of a burning building to wrap a cord, which the god made reach him, around his waist & pulled him down, in a great effort to save him from fire, remembering the same trick he used to rescue one who was trapped in a well, a couple of years back! Another couple of gods played another playful game in which they asked another person who was standing on the 4th floor of a burning building to jump, promising that they would catch him with the Piece of Cloth (It is locally called ‘Cotton Lungie’ the loin cloth!) they had with them; but when he jumped, trusting these playful fire fighting gods, from the fourth floor, they fooled him by not holding the piece of cloth to catch him, playfully tricking him! Most of the fire fighter gods used their used ‘Dhotis’ to rescue mortals in disastrous situations, never caring they were having ‘Not So Bad Holes’ on them! After all it’s the entertaining game of the fire fighting gods, as they are extremely playful!
THESE GODS WERE ‘PROPERLY TRAINED’ TO DO WHATEVER INSENSIBLE THINGS ‘THEY FEEL RIGHT’ TO DO! AND, THEY WERE ‘UNQUESTIONABLE’ & ‘UNANSWERABLE’ ACCORDING TO ‘THE LAW’ CREATED FOR THEM! Hence, they remained playful & mischievous as gods have always been! Some thought that these God Fire Fighters could have enjoyed a lot, playing their myriads of novel-by the minute-games, if they would have been employed in the rescue missions for the Twin Tower disaster! Some people strongly recommended that THESE GODS be sent all over India to QUALITATIVELY & PLAYFULLY TRAIN OTHER FIRE FIGHTING GODS that these gods’ sense of humour gets germinated in other gods! Some very strongly suggested that these very fire fighter gods should be used to combat terrorism in India, with a resultant total obliteration of terrorism inside India, as the terrorists will fear to cross the Indian boarders if announced that these fire fighters will be deployed to fight them, as they know pretty well that these fire fighters will SOMEHOW/BY A PLAYFUL GAME OR BY TRICK do them to death & death is a certainty!!! WHO WILL DARE TO FIGHT AGAINST CERTAIN DEATH?! But a very angry top official retaliated by asking “If these gods are employed in those sorts of things like the ones stated just above, WHO WILL PLAY INTERESTING, PLAYFUL & TRICKY GAMES IN BANGALORE?!”
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
SUITABLE SUITS FOR SUITABLE LIFE!
When you find adulteration in rice, as you usually do, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find red mud in the chili powder you bought, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you are cheated by & in the education system you are in, you should file a suit to get justice!
When mobile service provider cheats you on one pretext or the other, as they usually do unpunished, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a company cheats you, you should file a suit to get justice!
When medical treatment makes you a patient for life & cheats you, you should file a suit to get justice!
When insurance companies cheat you, giving you this reason & that, as they do often, you should file a suit to get justice!
When computer companies cheat you by giving you sub standard & extremely poor quality products charging a fortune, you should file a suit to get justice!
When trains cause you losses, as they usually do, in a million innovative ways, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a judge decides even against the Indian Constitution, and strut diligently as JUSTICE PERSONIFIED, you should file a suit to get justice!
When some hooligans gate crash into your house & beat you up just for fun, you should file a suit to get justice!
When some drunken bastards kill some sane & good morning walkers by insane driving, you should file a suit to get justice!
When your good neighbor stealthily pours boiled water onto your plants, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you are dismissed from your job for no reason of yours, you should file a suit to get justice!
When 25000 people are killed by some extremely greedy inhuman devils, you should file a suit to get justice!
When one swami does something private in his private room, those who do not like it should shoot it secretly & air it that cases including rape, torture, forceful confinement & even genocide can be charged on him, that even a dead man from the Vedic Age get justice!
When nuclear & electronic waste is conveniently dumped in your courtyard by the all powerful companies & nations, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find sporadic use of baking soda in the cooked rice or something else you have from hotels, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find out that the meat you eat is FROM THE OLD STONE AGE, you should file a suit to get justice!
When one finds that the TRICKSTERS IN THE SHARE MARKET have done something, as they have been doing for ages, due to which THE COMMONEST OF THE COMMONERS HAVE LOST MILLIONS, one should file a suit to get justice!
When the teachers do exam paper evaluation, even ever going through it & spoil thousands of students’ future, you should file a suit to get justice!
When more than MRP is charged, you should file a suit to get justice!
When political adversaries threaten you just for the kick, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the NON-PIRATED DVD/CD SELLER sells you extremely poor quality material, wrapped in attractive & glossy covering, you should file a suit to get justice!
When someone usurp your land & build a huge building there, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the police kill someone using 3rd, 4th & 5th degree methods, just to have fun & entertainment, those who are not killed should file a suit to get justice!
When an airplane crashes & kills all it's passengers due to utter negligence of the respected persons, you should file a suit to get justice (For whom-Dead passengers??)!
If someone loses life due to a malfunctioning traffic signal, those who are alive & waiting to be the next casualty should file a suit to get justice!
When the weight of the thing you purchased is less than the weight you paid for, you should file a suit to get justice!
When in bottled drinking water you find the VITAMINS & MINERALS LIKE E-COLI etc, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the Nature is destroyed for the petty interests of some social evils, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you buy a vehicle & it becomes the bane on your entire life, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you understand that you are denied justice, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the government makes the common man suffer hellishly by creating hell-like roads & infrastructures, using public money, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a cat is sold as dog & dog as cat, you should file a suit to get justice!
IN SHORT YOU SHOULD FILE A SUIT FOR THIS, THAT & EVERYTHING, TO GET JUSTICE! IN OTHER WORDS, YOU CAN FILE MILLIONS OF SUITS IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TIME, NON STOP! PUT IT IN OTHER WORDS, REAL LIFE IS NON-STOP FILING OF SUITS, WITHOUT WAITING FOR THE RESULTS TO COME!
AND, THE ONE & ONLY PROFESSION, IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED, WHICH SHOULD BE CALLED A PROFESSION AT ALL IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS THE LEGAL PROFESSION! OH MY GOD.....SHOULD WE ASSUME/UNDERSTAND THAT WE HAVE 1500 YEARS TO LIVE TO FILE ALL THESE CASES, FOR JUSTICE?! AND, EVEN IF WE ASSUME THERE ARE 1500 YEARS TO LIVE – JUST TO FILE ALL THESE MILLIONS OF CASES - HOW LONG MORE WE HAVE TO LIVE TO GET THE JUDGEMENT IN ALL THESE CASES?! WOW....LONG LIVE THIS LEGAL SYSTEM OF JUSTICE!!!
When you find red mud in the chili powder you bought, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you are cheated by & in the education system you are in, you should file a suit to get justice!
When mobile service provider cheats you on one pretext or the other, as they usually do unpunished, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a company cheats you, you should file a suit to get justice!
When medical treatment makes you a patient for life & cheats you, you should file a suit to get justice!
When insurance companies cheat you, giving you this reason & that, as they do often, you should file a suit to get justice!
When computer companies cheat you by giving you sub standard & extremely poor quality products charging a fortune, you should file a suit to get justice!
When trains cause you losses, as they usually do, in a million innovative ways, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a judge decides even against the Indian Constitution, and strut diligently as JUSTICE PERSONIFIED, you should file a suit to get justice!
When some hooligans gate crash into your house & beat you up just for fun, you should file a suit to get justice!
When some drunken bastards kill some sane & good morning walkers by insane driving, you should file a suit to get justice!
When your good neighbor stealthily pours boiled water onto your plants, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you are dismissed from your job for no reason of yours, you should file a suit to get justice!
When 25000 people are killed by some extremely greedy inhuman devils, you should file a suit to get justice!
When one swami does something private in his private room, those who do not like it should shoot it secretly & air it that cases including rape, torture, forceful confinement & even genocide can be charged on him, that even a dead man from the Vedic Age get justice!
When nuclear & electronic waste is conveniently dumped in your courtyard by the all powerful companies & nations, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find sporadic use of baking soda in the cooked rice or something else you have from hotels, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find out that the meat you eat is FROM THE OLD STONE AGE, you should file a suit to get justice!
When one finds that the TRICKSTERS IN THE SHARE MARKET have done something, as they have been doing for ages, due to which THE COMMONEST OF THE COMMONERS HAVE LOST MILLIONS, one should file a suit to get justice!
When the teachers do exam paper evaluation, even ever going through it & spoil thousands of students’ future, you should file a suit to get justice!
When more than MRP is charged, you should file a suit to get justice!
When political adversaries threaten you just for the kick, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the NON-PIRATED DVD/CD SELLER sells you extremely poor quality material, wrapped in attractive & glossy covering, you should file a suit to get justice!
When someone usurp your land & build a huge building there, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the police kill someone using 3rd, 4th & 5th degree methods, just to have fun & entertainment, those who are not killed should file a suit to get justice!
When an airplane crashes & kills all it's passengers due to utter negligence of the respected persons, you should file a suit to get justice (For whom-Dead passengers??)!
If someone loses life due to a malfunctioning traffic signal, those who are alive & waiting to be the next casualty should file a suit to get justice!
When the weight of the thing you purchased is less than the weight you paid for, you should file a suit to get justice!
When in bottled drinking water you find the VITAMINS & MINERALS LIKE E-COLI etc, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the Nature is destroyed for the petty interests of some social evils, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you buy a vehicle & it becomes the bane on your entire life, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you understand that you are denied justice, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the government makes the common man suffer hellishly by creating hell-like roads & infrastructures, using public money, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a cat is sold as dog & dog as cat, you should file a suit to get justice!
IN SHORT YOU SHOULD FILE A SUIT FOR THIS, THAT & EVERYTHING, TO GET JUSTICE! IN OTHER WORDS, YOU CAN FILE MILLIONS OF SUITS IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TIME, NON STOP! PUT IT IN OTHER WORDS, REAL LIFE IS NON-STOP FILING OF SUITS, WITHOUT WAITING FOR THE RESULTS TO COME!
AND, THE ONE & ONLY PROFESSION, IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED, WHICH SHOULD BE CALLED A PROFESSION AT ALL IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS THE LEGAL PROFESSION! OH MY GOD.....SHOULD WE ASSUME/UNDERSTAND THAT WE HAVE 1500 YEARS TO LIVE TO FILE ALL THESE CASES, FOR JUSTICE?! AND, EVEN IF WE ASSUME THERE ARE 1500 YEARS TO LIVE – JUST TO FILE ALL THESE MILLIONS OF CASES - HOW LONG MORE WE HAVE TO LIVE TO GET THE JUDGEMENT IN ALL THESE CASES?! WOW....LONG LIVE THIS LEGAL SYSTEM OF JUSTICE!!!
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
13 Of My Quotes For All!
1) "Intolerance, Wretchedness, Selfishness, Wickedness,
Greed, Stupidity and Lack of Quality
Should Never Be Tolerated,
As All These Things "FEED" Well On Tolerance!"
2) "Chess is the Royal Game Which Even A Pauper Can Play Royally!"
3) "When You Are Obsessed With Thinking, Sense That
You Are Bent On Becoming A Real Human Being!"
4) "Whenever and Wherever There Is Real & Quality Human Thought,
There Lives The Real Human Being,
Who Lives The Life As It Should Be Lived!"
5) "When insurance companies conjure up new tricks and traps as a group to squeeze the customer and make him pay the maximum and give him the least, stating everything in undecipherable way and language, no thinking eye brow is raised and no complaint registered!"
6) "When thousands come out of educational institutions, which are the founding stones of any country, inefficient, sub standard, qualitatively dumb, intelligently poor, subject wise or educationally nowhere, personally stunted and completely misfit for the society, no one is agitated!"
7) "When doctors "CURE PATIENTS FOR THE TIME BEING" and make them come back again and again for the same ailment they went for the treatment in the first place, nobody is held responsible!"
8) "The standard of modern day reporting/journalism has come down to such a low that the word (journalism!) has lost the real meaning of it!"
9) "These sorts of 'Targeting People' without having anything to back the said/stated things at all, has been a fad in the Fourth Estate for quite a long while now!"
10) "The media always ‘supported, projected, favoured, highlighted, glorified, beatified and did whatever they wished to do’ only for those who paid them, backed them in situations, had enough power and money to do whatever they wished to do, had given them patronage, had the same outlook in any situation etc.!"
11) "Media seldom stood with the common man; because, as it pretty well knows, the common man can be and should be taken for granted and he will never be in a position to pay or back the media!"
12) YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.....
When you took that decision..,
You put a very negative remark on that person..,
You ridiculed him very hard..,
And
You spoiled a human-relation!
BUT REMEMBER...........
Every coin has at least 2 sides!!!
13) When One's WALLET Becomes One's SOUL
Then, One's SOUL Becomes The Wallet's SOLE!
Greed, Stupidity and Lack of Quality
Should Never Be Tolerated,
As All These Things "FEED" Well On Tolerance!"
2) "Chess is the Royal Game Which Even A Pauper Can Play Royally!"
3) "When You Are Obsessed With Thinking, Sense That
You Are Bent On Becoming A Real Human Being!"
4) "Whenever and Wherever There Is Real & Quality Human Thought,
There Lives The Real Human Being,
Who Lives The Life As It Should Be Lived!"
5) "When insurance companies conjure up new tricks and traps as a group to squeeze the customer and make him pay the maximum and give him the least, stating everything in undecipherable way and language, no thinking eye brow is raised and no complaint registered!"
6) "When thousands come out of educational institutions, which are the founding stones of any country, inefficient, sub standard, qualitatively dumb, intelligently poor, subject wise or educationally nowhere, personally stunted and completely misfit for the society, no one is agitated!"
7) "When doctors "CURE PATIENTS FOR THE TIME BEING" and make them come back again and again for the same ailment they went for the treatment in the first place, nobody is held responsible!"
8) "The standard of modern day reporting/journalism has come down to such a low that the word (journalism!) has lost the real meaning of it!"
9) "These sorts of 'Targeting People' without having anything to back the said/stated things at all, has been a fad in the Fourth Estate for quite a long while now!"
10) "The media always ‘supported, projected, favoured, highlighted, glorified, beatified and did whatever they wished to do’ only for those who paid them, backed them in situations, had enough power and money to do whatever they wished to do, had given them patronage, had the same outlook in any situation etc.!"
11) "Media seldom stood with the common man; because, as it pretty well knows, the common man can be and should be taken for granted and he will never be in a position to pay or back the media!"
12) YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.....
When you took that decision..,
You put a very negative remark on that person..,
You ridiculed him very hard..,
And
You spoiled a human-relation!
BUT REMEMBER...........
Every coin has at least 2 sides!!!
13) When One's WALLET Becomes One's SOUL
Then, One's SOUL Becomes The Wallet's SOLE!
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