Mullapperiyar, Fat Lady & The Blind Man!

The senseless act of the then Kerala Chief Minister C Achutha Menon in 1970, opened the Pandora’s Box for the Keralites and even after 40 years nobody is able to shut it & contain the fallouts of the signing of the agreement between the Kerala & Tamilnadu Governments, in the matter of Mullapperiyar Dam!

The spineless governments of Kerala, from 1970s till date, have been sitting on the Mullapperiyar Time Bomb, with all the sort of carelessness & lethargy! They have been conducting symposiums, study classes, group discussions etc etc on the impact of an eventful dam bursting! They have been discussing Mullapperiyar issue for the last more than 40 years and it is a benefit for the posterity that after the eventual dam bursting they –all those who might have escaped the fury of all engulfing waters of a BROKEN Mullapperiyar Dam!!!- can read, at leisure, what all things the successive governments discussed on Mullapperiyar all the 4 decades before the dam eventually burst!

The Achutha Menon Government has been playing a Lord Siva granting the wish of the BHASMASURA in the Mullapperiyar issue! It allowed the TAMILNADU BHASMASURA to do whatever it wishes to do with the Mullapperiyar Dam, which is a 100% Kerala Property & granted a prime 45 acres of land free in Kumily, Kerala to do whatever SUBVERTIVE ACTIVITIES Tamilnadu wants to carry out inside the Kerala territory! Subverting unaccounted waters of Kerala through various illegally & at the same time tacitly approved –by the vested interests in Kerala!- under ground & over ground canals from various dams of Kerala including Mullapperiyar, Parambikkulam, Aliyar, Walayar, Munnar, Sholayar, Shiruvani etc is an open secret for all these decades!

Tamilnadu has been famous for its dark glass politics & politicians who seldom saw the real problems as they were or are, as they looked like blind men in dark alleys! They always played the politics of the masses or in other words they always played to the galleries! They always tied their people to the mast of populist measures & ensured the loyal & unstinted life long support! Some of them let the 172000 crore 2G scam happen while they doled out rice & T.V & what not FOR THE POOR IN TAMILNADU using the taxpayers’ money, in the guise that they were giving away all these things out of their deep pockets! Because of the selfless service rendered to the people of Tamilnadu the present chief minister is undergoing a trial in cases registered against her for amassing disproportionate wealth & body mass!

Then, there are the SELF NAMED ‘ORIGINAL TAMIL LEADERS’ who always block the Kerala- Tamilnadu border like it is their birth right like the BLOCKING TACTICIAN VAIKKO who block the Kerala-Tamilnadu boarder now & then to showcase his blocking ability & prove a couple of universal points like ‘Senselessness is our might!’, ‘Arm twisting is the best policy!’, ‘Use heavenly might against those who ask for justice!’, ‘Rhetoric is the best thing to instigate people!’, ‘Using the name of the motherland –in his case Tamilnadu!- is the best weapon to inflame one’s –every Tamilan’s here!- emotions!’ etc! And the successive governments in Tamilnadu successfully failed to prevent these ‘ORIGINAL TAMIL LEADERS’ from doing whatever senseless things they wish to do & did! Hence, they kept on doing the same things which they have been doing all these years to get attention – destruction of whatever things which are NOT THEIR OWN!

The chief minister of Tamilnadu, after coming back from the trial in cases registered against her for amassing disproportionate wealth, all of a sudden came to know that when an English film Dam 999 comes it will create false ideas in the minds of 100% English language literate Tamil people, and hence banning the film is the right choice baby! But before that (banning!) some of the so called FALSE IDEA HATING PEOPLE in the leadership of Vaikko & co had to smash some glass doors, never complaining plant pots, false idea consumed plants & other things in Chennai just before the screening of Dam 999 and with EXTREMELY GOOD INTENTIONS DESTROY SOMETHING which never belonged to HIM & HIS FALSE IDEA PREVENTING GOONS, in full public glare, to show the MIGHT of the FALSE IDEA PREVENTERS! After all a chief minister of Tamilnadu should not allow the 100% English literate people of Tamilnadu to be misinformed by an English movie! It looks pretty likely that the present chief minister of Tamilnadu & the one who ruled Tamilnadu just before her, with their foolish stubbornness & populist rhetoric on the Mullapperiyar Dam, will become the FAT MAN & SHORT MAN which obliterated thousands of people in Hiroshima & Nagasaki!

It is well suggested that the international law which is applied in ‘Crimes Against Humanity’ should be invoked in the Mullapperiyar Dam issue & the governments of Kerala & Tamilnadu, including the chief ministers –from past to present!- SHOULD BE held responsible for the tragedy, if at all it occurs! All those persons responsible for it –from past to present & from Tamilnadu & Kerala- Should Be Tried For The Crime Against Humanity & Shot Dead Or Hanged To Death as is done in the cases of Nazi officers who ran the concentration camps etc, killing millions! IF THIS IS DECLARED NOW, then immediately, the stupid leaders of the 2 States, who have been struggling day & night to find out an amicable solution in the Mullapperiyar Dam Issue, for the last couple of decades, will sort out the problem in seconds & whatever is needed will be done, saving at the least 3 million people of 5 districts of Kerala!

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The Modern Indian Foodie!

The Modern Indian Foodie Has Become So Modern That The Complete Eating System Has Been Changed, taking a couple of decades! The modern system he introduced two score years ago has introduced a sea change that those who had any sort of eating habit before the present eating system got introduced will definitely find oneself utterly lost in the sea of change the Modern Indian Foodie introduced!

According to the Modern Day Indian Foodie & His Food Bible it is always ONLY something like how it’s served, who serves it, what type of attire the server has, what brand you had, was it from somewhere the TV or radio or newspaper advertisements continuously thunder about, was there soft music played by any western band, in the background, where did you have it-was it in the upscale/posh area, were there any bullshit celebrities around promoting what you ate, did you click some snaps with them while it was served, what brand you went into to have it, how was the interior, what is the reclining angle of the chairs there, on what wood the furniture is made of, what sort of chandeliers are used & how many, how good looking were the KINGS who served, did the hand driers spread eau de cologne in the air, how efficient & nice was the valet parking there, who all come/came with you there, what was the prize you pay/paid through your nose for it, how did the toilet look though you never use it there, what all unknown, unheard of things you had,how did the KING at the entrance salute you, how many times you have it from there, what was the angle of the server when he served it, how (dirty!?!) was the table cloth, did you go for Siberian starter, sub Saharan main, Norwegian dessert etc, kicking down & trampling on the worthless Indian ordinaries, have you taken the leftover for your dog in a parcel & did they charge you extra for that, were there any 3rd page buffoons in their buffoonery best, how many well to do were there while you had it, how much you dished out as tip etc etc that matter!

AND, THERE IS NEVER A how much you had, was it good or bad, was it to your liking or not, was it enough, was it tasty, what was it etc etc! When a couple of pieces of puppy shit are served under an international brand name, wrapped in gold & silver paper with the KING ‘deliciously’ serving them in a 180 degree angle, when dog meat is served ‘deliciously’ decorated as prime lamb in an international chain restaurant with the KING smiling ‘deliciously’ while serving in 90 degree angle, when the KING serves the rotten meat ‘deliciously’ fried in whatever oil available with a KING’s smile the Modern Indian Foodie is on cloud nine.....! Just be a part of an international brand....just be a part of a VERY MODERN INDIAN FOODIE GROUP....just be a part of the connoisseurs of food of each & every part of the world & be proud of it....just be a proud part of the most modern foodie group which eats worm to termite from Chine to Zambia.....just be a part of the much appreciated WORLD CULTURE OF BRANDED FOOD EATING, his mind mumbles! Shit with the Indian stuff, he screams aloud! It is pizza, burger, sandwiches, carbonated drinks & whatever shit in the name of a brand....3 cheers to them all... And hell with the Indian stuff.....!

As far as the Modern Indian Foodie (And According To His Modern Food Eating System, as well!), Hygiene is like pretending it fashionably! Taste is nothing but pretending it vociferously! The service is like pretending it as superficially as possible! Quality is another pretention in a million words- it is never ever found in the food served! Quantity is the pretentious minimum of the ordered thing that the Modern Foodie can discern whether it is what he/she ordered or not! And, to top it all the pricing is the magnanimous pretention of taking or lifting hard earned money as peanuts for the peanuts provided in the guise of serving jackfruits, apples, oranges, papayas & a million other things! Ofcourse, the 'somewhat' neatly folded tissue paper, tooth pick etc will be surely given as standard that one can stick the tooth pick into one's cavities in the mouth after having WHATEVER IS GIVEN IN THE NAME OF A BRAND OR SOMETHING & take back all the things eaten into the tissue paper provided!