For Whom The Rupee Falls?!

It's been falling for the last number of months...Still no bottom seems to be in sight for the currency of over 1 billion! Widening Current Account Deficit (CAD), Extremely slow Indian GDP growth, Strengthening of the Dollar, Resurrection of the American Economy, The Proposition of the reversal of the soft money policy in the US in 3500 AD, Global Economic Slow Down, Substantial Reduction in Domestic Production, Inflation of various sorts & other things have been cited time and again for this ROUT of the Indian Currency, for which 120 Crores Of Indians toil, night & day!

When I said, a couple of weeks back, that it would fall to 64 against the dollar few would have believed it & when it breached 64, the so called 'experts' started predicting 65+ the very next day it fell through the 64 Ground! And, now, anyone can predict any number up from 65 that the Indian Currency will try its best to prove the prediction right! Hence the prediction war is on, in India & abroad, with various Government Recognised & Certified Predicting Agencies (It is heard that the impeccable Indian Astrologers are heading these universally accepted 'Predicting Agencies' of various sorts & sizes - Some call these agencies 'Rating Agencies', as well, is a well known & publicised fact!) competing with the maximum vengeance to 'Correctly' predict the downfall & later the 'SAD' demise of the 121 crores of Indian Dreams!

'The Happy News' is spread that the crumbling rupee will 'BOOST' Indian exports as exports will become very cheap & hence, the dull & immobile global economy will buy Indian goods as the rupee is down, down & down (& OUT??)! As the 'Happy News' (HN!) reached it's Targeted Audience (TA!), 'the more than one billion' started to pray in all the holy shrines, all across the country, for the Great Fall of Indian rupee that lets the Indian Export shoot through the roof! In various prayer halls of various religions people were seen VEHEMENTLY praying for the rupee to hit a century that all the CAD the present day India supposedly has gets wiped out in a minute or two!

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING one has to remember is that most of all the above mentioned so called ‘PROBLEMS’ on which all these present day problematic things & conditions, due to which the Indian Rupee is supposedly falling endlessly, are forced on WERE there in existence for a very long time now! The Financial Experts (FEs!) who trumpet that 13 billion dollar worth withdrawal by the FIIs since May 2013 from the Indian Stock Market is making the matters worse DON’T like to think that more than 250 billion dollar of forex reserve India has at her disposal, in which 13 or so billion of statistics won’t play this much of a dangerous game which the Rupee is facing at the moment!

Here, one has to see things clearly that one understands that what all So Called Reasons these FEs offer, they are not at all the reasons of the problem existing & till the time the reason/s is/are not found out there will never be a stopping of the rupee free fall, as Some One Some Where Is Planning For It in the exact ways it should be planned & is well executed, leaving the Indian Fact finders grope in the dark for, at the least, a couple more months that these Devious Planners & Executioners of Global Proportions get enough time to damage the Indian Economy & other developing economies of worth which will in time grow in stature to challenge the present dominance of the developed countries, including the lone super power on Mother Earth, the US! Till that time these Devious Planners & Executioners (DPEs!) will let the Insipid Mystery Decodifiers of India (IMDIs!) play with whatever foolish data & reasons they have at their disposal, with these foolish IMDIs never understanding that the data & reasons they are munching at are efficiently & deftly ‘planted’ in their analysing foolhardy systems, a la ‘Inception’ style!

Whatever the IMDIs do to stall this FREE FALL (FF!) of Indian rupee, based on their ‘Planted’ statistics & analysis, won’t bear any fruit is more than clear in the present scenario where everybody & everything, including the RBI, try to stall the free fall of the Indian currency, in vain! And, new & innovative methods of ‘thwarting whatever is done to stop the fall’ is coming out from every quarter & direction, at the drop of a hat; like, short selling of Indian rupee, speculative buying of dollar, borrowing by the NRIs & others abroad that they might make a quick buck or two @ the coast of their Mother Nation, ‘creation’ of a bear phase in the Indian Stock Markets, well publicised ‘EXPECTATIONS/FORECASTING’ of the FEs of a further decline in Indian stocks & currency etc! It is interesting to note that all these things are happening in HUGE scales that an Ordinary Indian Institution like RBI can do nothing in the game played according to the rules & regulations of the ‘Foreign Vested Interests’ (FVIs)!   

The IMDIs or FEs fight with one another to find out ‘the exact reasons’ behind the fall of the Indian rupee without ever knowing that they are ONLY puppets in the hands of those who designed the game, masterly! These foolish FEs use their most creative & advanced analysing tool ‘Hind Sight’ to figure out the reasons for the FF & regularly dish out These Great Findings Of International Fools, day in & day out in the ‘Blahblahbing Media’ (BM!)! The Easily Gullible ‘121 Crores’ gobble up whatever these Foolish Financial Experts (FFEs) spit out from their Ever Open Mouths of Fool’s Wisdom, and that too much after everything happened!

I don’t have even an iota of doubt that ‘eventually’ they will masterly find out & point out the First War of Indian Independence, the Great Recession of the 30s, Indian Independence in 1947, the successive governments & their myriads of destructive policies, the 3 wars with Pakistan & the one with China, the collapse of the Soviet block etc as the main reasons for the Present Day Free Fall of Indian Rupee! And, who doesn’t know that the Indian Financial Experts , who have their masters & PHDs in ‘Hind Sight’, are great and so far sighted & they ‘PREDICT’ things accurately ‘MUCH AFTER’ ALL THE ‘PREDICTED THINGS’ HAPPEN!? And, everyone also knows very well that these ‘Great Financial Oracles’ always appear like the police in the Indian Cinema, i.e., very much after every action is finished on screen & ‘ONLY’ debris is visible!

Then, ‘For Whom The Rupee Falls’ remains the basic question! And, the answer will be for all those people & countries that wish eagerly & ‘plan accordingly’ to see the Powerfully Developing & Fundamentally ‘STRONG’ (Till yesterday, all the FFEs & IMDIs were tightly united to proclaim Indian Economy ‘FUNDAMENTALLY’ ‘STRONG’ but, since the Free Fall of Rupee they shifted their sides with ‘Hind Sight Predictions’!) Indian Economy Fall on Its Knees, which include the currency punters, currency gamblers, money hoarders, Economy Destroyers of International size & stature who come & meet us in neat & tidy suits with all the sorts of assistance offers, the ill wishers of India including some in its own country & those who love to sell their mother nation for 30 silver coins of greed & bigotry! 

BEGGING THE INDIAN/NON-VIOLENT WAY!

THE UNTOUCHABLES OF INDIA have been begging infront of the MIGHTY PAKEES to take their 5 million aid for the MIGHTY FLOOD VICTIMS OF MIGHTY PAKISTAN for some time now! But, despite all the effort from the WEAK INDIAN SIDE, the Mighty Pakees haven’t taken EVEN A SINGLE INDIAN PAISA from the WEAK INDIANS! Why should they?! THE WEAK INDIANS should be foolish enough to expect that ONE DAY THE BENIGN & SUPER RICH PAKEES WILL ACCEPT EVEN A SINGLE PAISA OF THE WEAK INDIAN 5 MILLION OFFER!

India boasts of Eradicating Untouchability in India; but who can prevent the MIGHTY PAKISTANIS from thinking about INDIANS AS UNTOUCHABLES?! Whatever they think in THEIR SUPER RICH, HIGHLY DEVELOPED, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, DEMOCRATIC & SECULAR COUNTRY IS WHAT THE FACT IS & UNDER- DEVELOPED & UTTERLY POOR INDIANS HAVE NO RIGHT TO CHANGE THEIR WELL-INFORMED THOUGHTS BY JUST GIVING A PALTRY 5 MILLION!

Any way, the SUPER RICH PAKEES don’t want any money from the untouchable-leper Indians! The Lepers of India, who are 105 crores & more still insist, without any sense, that their leper money should be taken as A BENIGN GESTURE FROM THE SUPER RICH-MIGHTY PAKEES! It is our – read poor & insensible Indians’- duty to beg the Super Rich Pakees to accept OUR LEPER MONEY which they actually don’t need! Our political leaders spent sleepless nights – which they arduously & dutifully did with the World famous Indian-Perfection! – outside the compound walls of the Super Rich Pakee Embassies world over to give a try to change the Super Rich Minds of Theirs’!

At last, the Poor Indians’ dogged efforts bore fruits; the sleepless nights & the indigenous begging style we developed in India did the work for the Poor Indians who were crying for MERCY FROM THE SUPER RICH PAKEES’ SIDE! We used whatever begging-tricks we had in our kitty & then THE BENIGN PAKEE HEART MELTED! They obliged with the ONLY EXTREMELY JUSTIFIED CONDITION that THE INDIAN LEPER MONEY should be washed in Acid & Sulphur by the United Nations that the HEALTHY, HYGENIC & EXTREMELY RICH PAKEES NEVER GET THE INDIAN LEPROSY! For the leper-Indians it has become a GREAT INCIDENT WORTH RECORDING IN THEIR HISTORY BOOKS THAT THE MIGHTY PAKEES SHOWED WILLINGNESS TO TAKE THEIR LEPER-CURRENCY!

THE SUPER RICH PAKEES ALWAYS HAD THE (INDIAN!) MONEY TO DO SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES IN INDIA! THEY NEVER HAD THE SHORTAGE....! HENCE, HOW DARE THE LEPER INDIANS CONSIDERED THE MIGHTY RICH PAKEES AS IN NEED OF (INDIAN!) MONEY?! THEY NEVER WERE!! The Pakees won’t need OUR LEPER MONEY as it is these same extremely rich & hygienic Pakees who PRINT THE LEPER COUNTRY'S CURRENCY AS THEY WISH & circulate it in India through their TRUSTED CHANNELS! Hence, why should we expect they accept OUR LEPER MONEY when they can PRINT THE SAME WHENEVER THEY WISH TO PRINT & PRINT IN BILLIONS!

HOW WILL & CAN THEY ACCEPT THE SAME CURRENCY THEY HAVE PRINTED IN THEIR OWN COUTERFIET PRINTING-PRESSES & CIRCULATED IN INDIA THROUGH THEIR TRUSTED CHANNELS, THAT TOO TAINTED WITH THE HANDLING OF THE INDIANS WHOM THEY CONSIDER LEPERS? If they think that almost more than one third of the currency circulated in India is MADE IN PAKISTAN & Indian Economy is made of Indian Currency made in Pakistan & they have enough contribution in the DEVELOPMENT OF INDIAN ECONOMY & INDIA AS A COUNTRY, who can accuse them of SELF-INDULGENT THINKING?! Then, how can we accuse them if they reject OUR MERE 5 million, taking the silly amount as an offence on their pride, when actually billions worth Indian Economy is hugely dependent on PAKISTAN MADE INDIAN CURRENCY, which makes them the real owners of Indian Economy?!

BUT, WE HAVE TO DO OUR DUTY THAT IS BEGGING INFRONT OF THE PAKEES TO ACCEPT OUR LEPER MONEY & BEG WHENEVER THERE COMES A REASON TO BEG FOR! And, if the reasons for begging are not coming forth, we should create reasons to beg infront of them as a Regular Begging-Exercise! Let us create a great begging nation for which there will never be parallels in the annals of history! WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE SHAME; WE SHOULD BE SHAMELESS FOREVER INFRONT OF THEM & ACCEPT WHATEVER THEY DO WITH & AGAINST US. IT SHOULD BE OUR POLICY FOR ALL THE EONS TO COME!