Secularism An Illusion!

Secularism in India means a completely senseless & false style of living one's life according to the fanatical principles & designs made & set by the fanatics of different fanatic power groups! Here, in the so called Secular India, living means gulping what is pushed down through your throat in the name of Secularism! Here, in the so called Secular India, what the fanatics force on you is secularism. If someone says something against these stupid core fanatics & their methods, which they insensibly & forcibly force down the poor un/never organised common man's throat, he is labelled AN ANTI-SECULAR FOR LIFE & CRUCIFIED! Living a fanatic-lunatic's life is what at present is considered a SECULAR LIFE in India! And, of course, we find crores of THESE SECULARISTS IN OUR SO-CALLED SECULAR INDIA!


We sometimes wonder if we, the poor secularists of India, are living according to the standards & non-standards and methods & happenings in America, Pakistan & Iran! From what one listens to one understands that it is actually what is happening in those countries that are the things happening! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.....OR NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS! WHATEVER HAPPENS IN INDIA IS NOT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS OR IN OTHER WORDS NOTHING HAPPENS HERE! AND, IT IS INTERESTING TO NOTE THE 'VERY NEW NOBEL PRIZE WINNING DISCOVERY' THAT NOBODY LIVES IN INDIA!!! Can/Should we think that this is true as we believe in MAYA ("SARVAM MAYA, JAGATH MITHYA!"), where nothing exists or everything is an illusion?! Hence, we find ourselves as non-existent, non-living persons but illusions?! Hence, we should not count our lives as lives but only that of others - THOSE NON-MAYA PEOPLE OUTSIDE INDIA- real?! HENCE, WE THE INDIAN ILLUSIONS, SHOULD CONSIDER OURSELVES AS ILLUSIONS & TRY TO FOLLOW THE STANDARDS, METHODS, BELIEFS ETC OF THE NON-ILLUSIONS OF PAKISTAN, AMERICA & ANTARCTICA ETC! We should act, think and emulate what all the others outside India do! We should act & react on what all things the others outside India do! WE SHOULD BE THOSE SORTS OF ILLUSIONS WHICH HAVE THE ONLY DUTY TO REACT ON WHAT THESE OUTSIDE NON-ILLUSIONS SUPPOSEDLY THINK, DO, PRACTICE, BEHAVE, PREACH ETC!


If somebody does something in America like threatening (EVEN THREATENING WILL BE CONSEDERED AS A DONE ACTION IN OUR ILLUSION - INDIA!) to burn Quran near THE VERY SECULAR & PEACEFUL 9/11 SITE, WE, THE SECULAR ILLUSIONS OF INDIA, should burn down at the least a couple of churches & schools in India & write a number of threatening letters to those CHRISTIAN ILLUSIONS OF INDIA & THEIR ORGANISATIONS! As these things are done in THE ILLUSION CALLED INDIA, these acts of crime CAN'T BE OR SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED CRIMES OF THE UNCIVILISED, AS ALL THESE BURNINGS & THREATENINGS IN INDIA ARE "JUST ILLUSIONS"! That means ACTUAL BURNING & DESTRUCTION IN INDIA SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED A CRIME, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, A THREAT TO BURN IN AMERICA IS A CRIME FOR WHICH SOME SECULAR ILLUSIONS SHOULD BURN & BE DEMOLISHED IN INDIA!


Here comes in the extremely helping hand of INDIAN ILLUSION MONGERS - MEDIA! They work 24/7 to pour oil into the burning fire in the name of illusory secularism! They are & will be there for all the times to come to say what they should not say & publicise! They do the most foolish of the things in the name of A SENSELESS & TASTELESS VERSION OF SECULARISM, which will ONLY PROPAGATE COMMUNAL DISCORD & ANIMOSITY! When there are more than enough problems we Indians have here inside India, they continuously stand motionless to focus their attention on things which in no way are related to India & HIMALAYANISE THOSE INSIGNIFICANT THINGS IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM & FREEDOM OF SPEECH & A LOT OF OTHER CLICHES! For the Media, Secularism has become the deliberate & continuous display of THE MINORITY RELIGIOUS INSIGNIA, AS FREQUENTLY AS POSSIBLE, IN THE MEDIUM THEY HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL! They continuously publicise articles, giving extraordinary spaces in their news papers & media, to ANALYZE THE IMPACT WHICH MAY HAPPEN IF SOME PERSON BURN A QURAN THOUSANDS OF KILOMETRES AWAY FROM INDIA IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT COUNTRY! They analyze things in such a stupid way that PEOPLE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THINGS IN THE ANALYSED & EXPECTED WAYS THESE MEDIA COMPANIES PROJECT! As the media PROJECT, PROPAGATE & PRETEND LIKE EXPECTING A PARTICULAR WAY OF REACTION FROM A CERTAIN GROUP, OFCOURSE THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS & THAT IS WHAT THE RESULT IS! This sort of ‘seeding’ has been continuously done by the media in India for a very long time now! IT is highly deplorable that these acts of destruction & the like things happen or rather made happen in India for the things which don't have any connection with India; and it is interesting to note that the place where the THREAT IS MADE LOSES NOTHING AND IT IS ONLY INDIA & INDIANS SUFFER LIKE ANYTHING! As tunnel-visioned & selfishly business-minded people head the media empires around us in India, which are supposedly expected to exist as one of the pillars of secular India, what these people look for is just the sale-part of their media-arm! And it is a pity that all these stupid & deplorable acts have been done in the name of an Illusion called Secularism!


Here in OUR SECULAR INDIA, a very senior minister in the Union Ministry had been trying hard to find the colour of terrorism in India all these years & after such incidents as Kashmir Problem, Bombay Blasts of 1992, Parliament Attack, Mumbai Terror Attack one year before & a lot of other cases, in the name of THE ILLUSION CALLED SECULARISM! At last he found out the colour of terrorism or that was what he proclaimed; but the colour he mentioned was a colour from OUR NATIONAL FLAG & that had no connection with the incidents which had just been mentioned above! He also spoke hard against THE THREAT POSED BY SOMEONE IN FAR AWAY AMERICA! What he said was something like HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM TO SOLVE IN INDIA THAT HE TOOK TIME TO DEPLORE THE THREAT IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SOCIETY & COUNTRY, THOUSANDS OF KILOMETRES AWAY FROM INDIA! That is the colour & callousness of secularism in India.....an opportunistic, insensible, tunnel-visioned version of an Illusion, where one doubts if a fanatic is a secularist (in India) or what?! One can’t think ogling into other countries' affairs & the happenings there & commenting on them 24/7 is an integral part of a civilised & cultured existence! Or should we consider it as a cheap trick to divert the attention of the gullible common man from the hard realities existing in OUR SECULAR INDIA?! IS DISCUSSING RELIGION & ALL THE THINGS RELATED TO IT HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD & MAKING INSENSIBLE, UNWANTED & UNINVITED COMMENTS 24/7 THE REAL SECULARISM WE INDIANS SHOULD BE PROUD OF IN THE 21ST CENTURY?! IS THIS THE SAME SECULARISM MAHATMA GANDHI CHERISHED & DREAMED ABOUT?!


We should stop behaving stupid as pseudo-secularists & get trapped by the so-called self-interested pseudo-secularists, off guard! We should avoid the media & all other things & persons, which/who try to make us anything other than what we are actually - A TRUE 100 % PHYSICAL & MENTAL BHARATIYA/INDIAN! What really happened in India is that the secularism we followed for a number of decades have made most of us non-creative, unaccountable non-performers and no one is held responsible & no one has to pay the price for what all damaging things one is doing in the name of A BEAUTIFUL IDEA SECULARISM! Accountability, Sense & Sensibility are all lost in translation of the word secularism, which means the present day secularism is not what it is supposed or used to be! WHAT WE HAVE IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM IN INDIA NOW IS A PRODUCT OF THE GLOBALISATION OF RELIGIOUS FANATICISM & FUNDAMENTALISM, WHICH ONLY SERVES SOME VESTED INTERESTS & NEVER HAS/HAD THE INTERESTS OF THE BHARATIYA/INDIAN IN MIND!!!

WAITING FOR MY NOBEL!

Of late, I see millions of people, all over the world, talking, dreaming, preparing for, thinking & doing a million things about Nobel Prize! It has never happened that a storm the Nobel Prize created caught millions unawares & got them involved too! These days, people jump awake from their dreams thinking they got a Nobel; Children cry for a Nobel; Petty Politicians prepare themselves & attend classes for a Nobel, conducted by hundreds of fly-by-night course-conductors! A million activities are now run, focused on Nobel Prize these days!

It is interesting to see people from all walks of life getting drowned in this Nobel-Rush! People, who sit idle PEACEFULLY, doing nothing, say “THEY HAVE A CLAIM ON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE! People from the Indian state Kerala, with all their trade unions & groups of idle-workers and most of the people, who while their whole time away 24/7, DOING NOTHING, scream at the top of their voice, united, that IT IS THEIR BIRTH RIGHT TO HAVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE [as the union-workers or workers’ unions of Kerala are ACCUSTOMED/ILLEGALY-LEGALISED to have ‘THE NOKKU COOLIE’ -PAYMENT FOR JUST WATCHING (OR IN OTHER BEAUTIFUL WORDS ‘PEACEFULLY DOING NOTHING!’) SOMEONE ELSE DOING THE WORK WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIRTH RIGHT OF SOME PARTICULAR WORKER-UNIONS!], as they WASTE THEIR ENTIRE LIFE SITTING IDLE/PEACEFULLY!

Now, in the adoption markets, the babies who don’t ever cry or make a sound have a hefty premium to be paid to the adoption specialists, as who knows when will the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE GOD’S CALL WILL COME?!; and the parents of those children who don’t even make a noise even after two or three years after the birth are extremely happy as they think the hitherto called disability is a golden chance to get a NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, as their kids seldom make a noise TO DISTURB PEACE! Hence, “The crying baby gets milk!” got royally replaced by “It is the non-crying baby gets the Nobel Peace Prize!”

Extremely inactive persons including Members of Parliaments, Ministers, Rulers, Governors, Councillors, Presidents of all sorts, including those of the local tea clubs, coffee clubs, cricket clubs, fishermen’s clubs, smokers’ clubs, idiots’ clubs, Paupers’ Union Leaders and a variety of Utterly Inactive People have gate-crashed into the local Nobel Committee Offices all over the world & Swedish Nobel Committee Office, with the attested copies of their total inactivity, testifying their WHOLESOME INACTIVITY -read contribution towards WORLD PEACE! - from the active world organisations like WHO, Green Peace, Red Cross, Unicorns International & others; it is also heard that some of these most inactive persons submitted forged/fake documents as their PROOF OF TOTAL INACTIVITTY!

Most of the completely inactive institutions like schools, colleges, universities, government departments & others who do little despite having the responsibility to do great things to upgrade human thought, existence & life also staked their claims to the Nobel Peace Prize, most ardently & feverishly! Those people who PROMOTE & PROPAGATE GLOBAL TERRORISM PEACEFULLY also claimed THEIR POUND OF NOBEL FLESH! The near & dear of those people who PASSED AWAY PEACEFULLY claimed their Nobel Peace Prize, dutifully! It is also heard that the kith & kin of those persons who passed away a couple of decades & even centuries ago have CLAIMED THE NOBEL POSTHUMOSLY, citing the PEACEFULL NATURE THE PASSED AWAY PEOPLE ARE IN THE PRESENT & THEIR CONTRIBUTION IN THE MATTER OF WORLD PEACE! There are even people who claim and lobby heavily & passionately for THOSE PEACEFULL VOLCANOES WHICH ARE NOT ACTIVE and hence very much eligible for the Nobel Prize for Peace!

“OH MY GOD.... OBAMA HAS A NOBEL..... CAN I HAVE ONE, PLEASE??!” has become a frequently recurring question world wide! Now people & all those in the know will try to make one convinced that Nobel Peace Prize will make Obama do great things for humanity! Yea, they can be right......Who can firmly assert A NOBEL WILL NOT FORCE THE PRESIDENT TO DO GREAT THINGS?!! Hence, I think, in the next Nobel committee, there will surely be a black sorcerer, a fortune teller & an oracle to find out the man who will do great things, given he is gifted with a Nobel, far in advance to a supposed action worth a Nobel! And, in the coming years we will definitely find an unborn child getting a Nobel for chemistry, physics or any other Nobel subject, for an invention or discovery he/she may do/make one day in the near future 2077!