Defending An Indian!

It has ALWAYS been difficult to defend anyone in India! As, it’s always been considered the most difficult work to do in India or one could say, it is ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE, in India! To be frank, it seems, NO INDIAN ‘EVER’ DEFENDED ANY ‘OTHER INDIAN’ (OI – Pronounced ‘OOIY’!)!

Some studies conducted in various western universities have found out that the Indians are the worst defenders, as far as other Indians & India are concerned! When, anything problematic happens to India or (THE OTHER!) Indians, the Real Indians (RIs!) sit tight, NEVER taking interest in the happenings! The worst thing is that many of these ‘Idle –Sitting-Indians’ EVEN team up with the others who attack the (THE OTHER!) Indians! That is the UNIQUE QUALITY (UQ!) the Indians ALWAYS nurtured!

The same persons who ‘sit tight’ when they SHOULD HAVE defended the Indian under attack from the foreign forces, ‘ALWAYS’ jump up to their feet when & where an outsider – which means a non Indian - is in trouble; and, that is the greatness of the ‘Indian Non Defenders’ (INDs!) who are almost 1.3 billion in number!

The most prominent ‘IND’ is Indian Media (IM!), which ALWAYS stand for whatever that is NOT Indian! When one reads about anything in the news papers or watches anything in the so called news channels, what we see ALWAYS is this UQ which is all pervading! This UQ has become quite irritating, shameless, arrogant, senseless & stupid that, now a days, people think that everything SHOULD BE DONE ‘ONLY’ this way!

When the Sledge Gate was unfolding, in full swing, Down Under, the Indian Non Defenders (IND!), with the wholesome backing of the IM, sided with the Australians & delved deep into the Australian Psyche to find out the reason by which they could justify the mean, senseless, cultureless madness or bullying of the Kangaroos! They argued that it was because of some ‘Incurable Australian Disease’ (It affects ‘ONLY’ the White men is ‘something’ very awe inspiring!) the Kangaroos behaved like that & to cure it we, the Indians, had to lick the boots of the bullying Aussies! The Australian media subtly defended the Shamelessly Bullying Aussies (SBA!) stating that it was the ‘Mad Bull Disease’ (MBD!) which is FORCING the Aussies to bully the Indians! 

Sachin Tendulkar was hunted like anything & the pitch to make him ‘declare’ his innings in the international cricket scenario was FIRST started in the foreign countries. When Those Outsiders (TOs!) started baying for Sachin’s blood the IND jumped into the field asking for Sachin’s blood with the wholehearted support of the Indian Media!

Those people in the Indian Media (IM!) who have NEVER EVER in their lives touched the stitch ball elaborated on the nuances of cricket, the game & the playing style of the Cricket God! They started to analyse the standard of Sachin in such a way that an OVERWHELMINGLY IRRITATED Sachin ‘declared’ his cricket innings, forever, after fighting bravely these shameless for more than one year!

What HE never understood was the behind the scene actions & the exploitation of the Indian Non Defenders’ (INDs!) attitude by the tricksters in all the fields which had been TOUCHED by the GOD! The very moment the GOD ‘declared’ his innings, the IM & company with the assistance of the International Conspirators (ICs!) started to eulogise the GOD as what they wished to have they had - A Dead God!

The IND ‘NEVER’ left the ‘5’ time Indian World Chess Champion Viswanathan Anand alone as he was separated from EVERYTHING as a loner waiting for death in the Chess Contempt Cell (CCC!)! The attack on him, as usual, came from the International Side (IS!), headed by an arrogant Garry Kasparov, who is called ‘GASPAROV’ in Indian chess circles, for his ‘gas like’ comments on the Indian World Champion!

The Indian Media, as was in the case of Sachin Tendulkar, sided with the west or the International Media Machine (IMM!) & ‘SHOUTED’ requiems to the Indian stating that he was well beyond the sell by date & hence, (should) retire! Those Indians who had NEVER EVEN ONCE sat behind the wooden pieces entered the scene asking for the head of the world champion, stating those utterly idiotic things ‘ONLY’ the infamous INDs can dish out!

BUT, as happened in the case of the Cricket God, Anand didn’t take the bait of the INDs & their International Masters! Despite losing the title to a much hyped up Carlsen, a METALLY ISOLATED –By the IND!- ANAND reemerged as the challenger from the very next candidates tournament & once again matched his wits against Carlsen though he lost the battle for the champion crown, narrowly! He knows, pretty well, that ‘War can be won EVEN AFTER battles are lost!’

When 2 Indian fishermen were ‘brutally’ shot dead by the Mad Italian Marines (MIMs!), ‘in the Indian Waters’, IND went for the support of the killers, gobbling up shamelessly the waste crumbs thrown @ them in the forms of ‘confusing territory claims etc’ by the West Tilted International Media (WTIM!), reiterating that IND ‘ALWAYS’ thought & stood for the NON INDIANS (Specially White Skinned!)!

When IFS officer Devyani Khobragade was arrested & strip searched in the US, throwing all the international laws to wind, IND went into a tailspin to dig out the ‘technical reasons’ behind the barbarian act against an Indian in a so called heaven of democracy, where black men are SHOT DEAD by the white cops whenever they wish to do so! They ALSO went in search of other Crimes Against Humanity (CAH!) she did in the form of buying a flat or 2 in the NON CORRUPT NATION (NCN!) called India & the US citizenship her husband & children had! After all, what does IND stand for other than the implementation of International Laws of the Western Nations??!

IND swung into action, as usual, when Sarita Devi, the boxer who fought valiantly in the just concluded Asian Games @ Incheon, was banned for protesting the CLEARLY UNJUST & PARTIAL DECISION of the jury, which DENIED the rightful win in the semifinal (Which no one who saw the match between her & her opponent from the host nation was in any sort of a doubt!), and, not accepting the medal offered to her!

When the Totally ‘Unjust’ Immediate Ban (TUIB!), in the name of discipline, was announced, IND all across the media SCREAMED the lack of discipline in the Indian boxer, never saying a word on the GROSS INJUSTICE meted out to her on the Asian Stage! Taking courage from the IND the world boxing federation banned her coach, the Cuban, who was the person who single handedly turned around the dilapidated Indian boxing scenario, her husband, the INDIAN dog which was present @ the moment she declined the medal & all the other Indian boxing lovers from the sport!

ONLY an Indian named Sachin Tendulkar spoke for her AS HE knew, pretty well, what happens to Indians when they go outside the Indian territories; he MUST HAVE understood by then what happened to HIM when he batted well in the Indian Batting Line Up! He ALSO must have thought about the incidents happened when he & the Indian team ALMOST quit the Australian Expedition when Bajji was asked to explain the lack of INTERNATIONAL DISCIPLINE in him! Anand kept quiet, as usual, INDICATING the INTERNATIONAL DESCIPLINE he has grown up in!

A lot of Indians who had worked earnestly & hard for Building of a Great Nation called India, like Subhas Chandra Bose, Atomic Baba, Kerala Scientists Dr. Sudarsan of Tachyon fame, Nambi Narayanan of ISRO, who was the ‘HEAD’ behind the indigenous cryogenic concept of India & a HUGE number of others are LEFT UNSUPPORTED & UNBACKED in India, due to the work of the INDIAN CRIMINAL COTERIE (ICC!) named Indian Non Defenders (IND!)!

It is a fact that whenever & wherever the Indians need the backing of the other Indians IND WILL interfere to puddle the minds of the other Indians & let the Outside International People (OIP!) –International people are ‘ALWAYS’ outside of the Indian borders!- fish in the IND Puddled Indian Mental Waters (IPIMW!)! It is in the puddling of the Indian Minds the INDs are MUCH RESPECTED in the International Communities, which are ‘ALWAYS’ white skinned!

Indians have to ‘START’ defending the other Indians, as & when the situation arises, as all the other nations defend their own citizens. Other nations, most of the white coloured ones, defend their citizens EVEN THOUGH the persons they are defending ARE the culprits in the referred cases, come what may! Though no one asks the Indians to go that length, at the least, they SHOULD defend those Indians who Rightfully deserve the backing of all the other Indians when they are HUNTED 24/7 in the unchartered waters of International Laws! 

Desertification Of India!

When I thought “How The Desertification Of Bharat/India IS Done Without Any Road Block Being Cast On The Way & With Wholesome Perfection?!” I never, even in my wildest dreams, conjured up that the answer would be this much simple! The very next moment I put this question to myself, PAT came the answer: “DEVELOPMENT!”!

Immediately I REALISED, as did Buddha, that just by implementing the word ‘Development’ anyone can do the desertification of Bharat, The Land Of Wisdom! After implementing the WORD (Desertification!) one can avail millions of ways the Word provides to obtain the establishment of the WORD’s existence! The Word provides, all those who wish to do the desertification process, everything FREE OF COST, that the WORD come to existence!

‘Civilisation Cleansers’!

When I started to figure out the Wonderful Ways with which Wholesome Desertification can be brought to Bharat the methods started to arrange themselves in front of me, in their hundreds!

They started with the humble & simple Grass Pluckers who do the plucking & burning of the ground grass, all over Bharat/India, under one programme or the other! What these Wonderful Grass ‘Terminators’ ‘Wonderfully’ do is exposing the land to ‘DIRECT’ WIND, SUN etc that the water table EASILY go down & down that desertification becomes very easy!

Another ‘easy’ method these ‘Civilisation Cleansers’ use to ‘clean’ is burning the fallen leaves, twigs & whatever they find on the surface of the Earth! As if the existing high temperatures are not enough these cleansers BURN whatever they find & RAISE the temperatures around them to have a fine feel of an oncoming desert!

And, these ‘Cleansers’ cut trees, forests (Including the Invaluable & Humanly Impossible to create Rain Forests!) etc at their will & with the help of various governments & human welfare organisations & clubs and programmes where the respective & respectful governments will ‘WRITE OFF’ the HUGE amounts incurred in the felling of trees & forests in the process of Human Dwelling Creation & Cultivable Land Creation where the URGENT HUMAN REQUIREMENTS like Poppy, Ganja  etc will be planted & grown in LARGE SCALE that the more than 30 crore of Indians who are BELOW poverty line get their food & climb over the poverty line!

It is ‘TAUGHT’ all across ‘Clean India’ that if (A) a tree ‘deviously & deliberately’ throws its leaves into one’s land which one owns & makes it full of yellow, rotten & decaying leaves or  (B) blocks the VIEW of one’s 3 crore rupee ‘simple home’ or  (C) the shopping complex which all are created by ‘Environment Friendly’ cement & glass the Environment Deadly Tree SHOULD BE CUT! It is very sad that This Great Teaching could not be turned into a Law of the ‘Clean’ Land India as the ruling party & the opposition could not find a common ground between them; and, we saw the ruling party’s ardent wish to implement it through an ordinance failing due to the poll code introduced!

And, another Interesting Indigenous Find Of India & Indians (Which I heard is infront of the Patenting Body in the US, waiting.....!) is that any time, whenever they wish, they can Raise A ‘Purely Accidental’ Fire in the forests which will swallow up tens of hundreds of acres of forest land with its flora & fauna! What these people say is that they are CLEANING UP their respective areas.......And, ofcourse, what they seldom know is that they will continue CLEANING till they don’t have to clean at all i.e. no one ‘cleans’ the deserts where no one lives!

There are ‘Great People’ in India who Really ‘Love’ Trees & Are Great Desert Growers, at the same time! They ‘Lovingly’ & with FULL dedication grow Rubber, Acacia, Sugar Cane, Eucalyptus etc that the water available in the localities these ‘Tree Lovers’ grow these ‘Tree Like Things’ vanishes in no time! These ‘Tree Pretenders’ are ‘LOVINGLY’ called cash crops & they ‘LOOK LIKE’ trees! The great people of ‘Clean India’ grow these ‘Tree Look-Alikes’ in GREED to make money which ‘These Days Is Considered The Measurement Of Happiness & Modern Shanti’! And, these ‘Tree Lovers’ know the technology by which they can alter the money they earned ‘Growing The Tree Like Things’ into drinking water! I think that that patent also is pending....! As Modern Shanti is assured in this process the governments too is well participating in the ‘Tree Like Things Growing Ceremonies & Programmes’, without any break or lethargy! 

As all proactive & environment friendly governments will do, the various state & central governments of India are promoting & doing their mite in the ‘Desertification Of India’ in all the possible ways they can! They use & make others use tar & cement, if possible, ON EVERY INCH OF INDIAN LAND that NOT EVEN A SHOOT OF GRASS EVER COME OUT FROM THE GROUND TO POLLUTE THE ENVIRONMENT, in the name of the all ‘consuming’ development!

And, while making roads, structures etc using concrete & tar they also ‘CLEANSE’ the created roads & areas off the trees & plants! In this ‘Government Sponsored Tree Holocaust’, in the name of the Modern Shanti or Modern Development, which excels Hitler in more ways than one, hundreds of thousands of trees & plants are obliterated from the Land of Wisdom, Bharat, forever! And, it’s sad to UNDERSTAND that, in the Near Future, there won’t be Bodhi Trees in the Land of Wisdom to Give Bharat Another Buddha!

As if all these things are NOT enough for the Wholesome Desertification of India ‘Water Devouring’ industries are ‘grown’ placating hundreds of thousands of trees, in the name of Modern Development! All the rivers in India are polluted BEYOND REPAIR! The largest river basin – The Basin Of Ganga – is the centre of deadly pollution & the ‘Save Ganga Programme’ reached nowhere! All the polluting industries in India are located near to water sources/bodies – flowing & other – that they can dump the effluence into the ‘Life Blood Of Life On The Earth – Water’, in the So Called Modern India!

‘The TRUTH’ that it is the thousands of kilometres of forests & trees destroyed & poached in the last 10-12 years which caused the wholesome flooding & destruction in Uttarakhand has reached NOONE in India as its been swept under carpet with the powerful hand of money, politics & muscle power! It SEEMS that the RUDRA has to appear AGAIN to destroy the nefarious designs of the Modern Day Developers, who always are hand in glow with the politicians who RULE THE LAW & LAND in India, in the name of Pseudo Democracy, as HE did in Uttarakhand where HE seems to have destroyed everything which was created destroying the Nature – like the multitude of construction done in the environmentally extra sensitive riverbed, mountain ranges etc!

The common man/woman ALSO arduously tries to fast up & finish the ‘Desertification Of India’, as soon as possible, as he/she gulps colas –WITHOUT KNOWING that to produce a bottle of cola or aerated drink between 40 & 50 litters of potable water is POLLUTED - non stop! He/She uses jeans (Which consumes Hundreds of litres of FRESH WATER to produce a single pair of it), soaps & detergents (So heavily that it consumes billions of litres of FRESH WATER, which SHOULD HAVE BEEN USED ‘ONLY’ for drinking?!) so much that Whatever That Is ‘ONLY’ For Drinking Is Polluted Beyond Recovery! The Common Man who owns a vehicle in India splashes hundreds of litres of ‘Rare & Invaluable Drinking Water’ to lavishly wash his/her car & AGAIN venture into the ‘Forming’ Desert Dust of the so called Modern India!

As most of the canals of India are ‘CONCRETED’ –The Canal System started by the ‘CLEAN’ British ‘NEVER’ looked into the GRIM FACT how this system disastrously affected Indian System which was in place centuries before the British became civilised!? – the water flow into the ground is almost near to nothing & the replenishment of the water tables of Modern India is left unattended for decades now!? Flush tanks –Another ‘Water Wasting Instrument’ from the West! – all over India, flush out millions of litre of ‘Potable Water’ just to flush away urine in the closets & the flushed water NEVER reaches back to the ground  as the water goes evaporating from the concreted canals!  

And, the Ground Water Depletion is accentuated by the SENSELESS drilling of hundreds of thousands of ‘BOREWELLS’ into the fast depleting ground water tables & the HUGELY EXCESSIVE use of the ground water found, all across the country, with the TACIT APPROVAL of politicians, governments & the authorities who are there in the name of protecting water & water resources – The Very Base Of  Human Existence! – of a ‘Soon To Become Parching India’!

As in all the cases, including that of the Birth Rate, we are giving a very TOUGH fight to our BIG & RED neighbour China, we SHOULD NOT hold ourselves back in the desertification process as China is FAR AHEAD in this matter as it’s deserts are expanding hundreds of kilometres every year, gobbling up good cultivable land in their forward ‘Red’ March!

It’s interesting to note that there are various government schemes (I don’t know, whether the ‘heinous’ meaning of the word is meant here or not, like as in ‘SCHEMING’ Villain etc?!) & programmes to excel in desertifications, which are funded by, as usual, the common man’s money, TAXES! As, if the common man is left out in the ‘cold’ as far as Desertification of Bharat is concerned it would be a Black Mark on the democratic set up of ‘Our Great Soon To Be Desert Nation’! After all, what are these ‘Developmental Programmes In Modern India’ BUT the Unique & Indegenously built Desertification Programmes of the Highest Order!

NB : Development = Desertification!

Secularism An Illusion!

Secularism in India means a completely senseless & false style of living one's life according to the fanatical principles & designs made & set by the fanatics of different fanatic power groups! Here, in the so called Secular India, living means gulping what is pushed down through your throat in the name of Secularism! Here, in the so called Secular India, what the fanatics force on you is secularism. If someone says something against these stupid core fanatics & their methods, which they insensibly & forcibly force down the poor un/never organised common man's throat, he is labelled AN ANTI-SECULAR FOR LIFE & CRUCIFIED! Living a fanatic-lunatic's life is what at present is considered a SECULAR LIFE in India! And, of course, we find crores of THESE SECULARISTS IN OUR SO-CALLED SECULAR INDIA!


We sometimes wonder if we, the poor secularists of India, are living according to the standards & non-standards and methods & happenings in America, Pakistan & Iran! From what one listens to one understands that it is actually what is happening in those countries that are the things happening! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.....OR NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS! WHATEVER HAPPENS IN INDIA IS NOT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS OR IN OTHER WORDS NOTHING HAPPENS HERE! AND, IT IS INTERESTING TO NOTE THE 'VERY NEW NOBEL PRIZE WINNING DISCOVERY' THAT NOBODY LIVES IN INDIA!!! Can/Should we think that this is true as we believe in MAYA ("SARVAM MAYA, JAGATH MITHYA!"), where nothing exists or everything is an illusion?! Hence, we find ourselves as non-existent, non-living persons but illusions?! Hence, we should not count our lives as lives but only that of others - THOSE NON-MAYA PEOPLE OUTSIDE INDIA- real?! HENCE, WE THE INDIAN ILLUSIONS, SHOULD CONSIDER OURSELVES AS ILLUSIONS & TRY TO FOLLOW THE STANDARDS, METHODS, BELIEFS ETC OF THE NON-ILLUSIONS OF PAKISTAN, AMERICA & ANTARCTICA ETC! We should act, think and emulate what all the others outside India do! We should act & react on what all things the others outside India do! WE SHOULD BE THOSE SORTS OF ILLUSIONS WHICH HAVE THE ONLY DUTY TO REACT ON WHAT THESE OUTSIDE NON-ILLUSIONS SUPPOSEDLY THINK, DO, PRACTICE, BEHAVE, PREACH ETC!


If somebody does something in America like threatening (EVEN THREATENING WILL BE CONSEDERED AS A DONE ACTION IN OUR ILLUSION - INDIA!) to burn Quran near THE VERY SECULAR & PEACEFUL 9/11 SITE, WE, THE SECULAR ILLUSIONS OF INDIA, should burn down at the least a couple of churches & schools in India & write a number of threatening letters to those CHRISTIAN ILLUSIONS OF INDIA & THEIR ORGANISATIONS! As these things are done in THE ILLUSION CALLED INDIA, these acts of crime CAN'T BE OR SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED CRIMES OF THE UNCIVILISED, AS ALL THESE BURNINGS & THREATENINGS IN INDIA ARE "JUST ILLUSIONS"! That means ACTUAL BURNING & DESTRUCTION IN INDIA SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED A CRIME, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, A THREAT TO BURN IN AMERICA IS A CRIME FOR WHICH SOME SECULAR ILLUSIONS SHOULD BURN & BE DEMOLISHED IN INDIA!


Here comes in the extremely helping hand of INDIAN ILLUSION MONGERS - MEDIA! They work 24/7 to pour oil into the burning fire in the name of illusory secularism! They are & will be there for all the times to come to say what they should not say & publicise! They do the most foolish of the things in the name of A SENSELESS & TASTELESS VERSION OF SECULARISM, which will ONLY PROPAGATE COMMUNAL DISCORD & ANIMOSITY! When there are more than enough problems we Indians have here inside India, they continuously stand motionless to focus their attention on things which in no way are related to India & HIMALAYANISE THOSE INSIGNIFICANT THINGS IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM & FREEDOM OF SPEECH & A LOT OF OTHER CLICHES! For the Media, Secularism has become the deliberate & continuous display of THE MINORITY RELIGIOUS INSIGNIA, AS FREQUENTLY AS POSSIBLE, IN THE MEDIUM THEY HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL! They continuously publicise articles, giving extraordinary spaces in their news papers & media, to ANALYZE THE IMPACT WHICH MAY HAPPEN IF SOME PERSON BURN A QURAN THOUSANDS OF KILOMETRES AWAY FROM INDIA IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT COUNTRY! They analyze things in such a stupid way that PEOPLE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THINGS IN THE ANALYSED & EXPECTED WAYS THESE MEDIA COMPANIES PROJECT! As the media PROJECT, PROPAGATE & PRETEND LIKE EXPECTING A PARTICULAR WAY OF REACTION FROM A CERTAIN GROUP, OFCOURSE THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS & THAT IS WHAT THE RESULT IS! This sort of ‘seeding’ has been continuously done by the media in India for a very long time now! IT is highly deplorable that these acts of destruction & the like things happen or rather made happen in India for the things which don't have any connection with India; and it is interesting to note that the place where the THREAT IS MADE LOSES NOTHING AND IT IS ONLY INDIA & INDIANS SUFFER LIKE ANYTHING! As tunnel-visioned & selfishly business-minded people head the media empires around us in India, which are supposedly expected to exist as one of the pillars of secular India, what these people look for is just the sale-part of their media-arm! And it is a pity that all these stupid & deplorable acts have been done in the name of an Illusion called Secularism!


Here in OUR SECULAR INDIA, a very senior minister in the Union Ministry had been trying hard to find the colour of terrorism in India all these years & after such incidents as Kashmir Problem, Bombay Blasts of 1992, Parliament Attack, Mumbai Terror Attack one year before & a lot of other cases, in the name of THE ILLUSION CALLED SECULARISM! At last he found out the colour of terrorism or that was what he proclaimed; but the colour he mentioned was a colour from OUR NATIONAL FLAG & that had no connection with the incidents which had just been mentioned above! He also spoke hard against THE THREAT POSED BY SOMEONE IN FAR AWAY AMERICA! What he said was something like HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM TO SOLVE IN INDIA THAT HE TOOK TIME TO DEPLORE THE THREAT IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SOCIETY & COUNTRY, THOUSANDS OF KILOMETRES AWAY FROM INDIA! That is the colour & callousness of secularism in India.....an opportunistic, insensible, tunnel-visioned version of an Illusion, where one doubts if a fanatic is a secularist (in India) or what?! One can’t think ogling into other countries' affairs & the happenings there & commenting on them 24/7 is an integral part of a civilised & cultured existence! Or should we consider it as a cheap trick to divert the attention of the gullible common man from the hard realities existing in OUR SECULAR INDIA?! IS DISCUSSING RELIGION & ALL THE THINGS RELATED TO IT HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD & MAKING INSENSIBLE, UNWANTED & UNINVITED COMMENTS 24/7 THE REAL SECULARISM WE INDIANS SHOULD BE PROUD OF IN THE 21ST CENTURY?! IS THIS THE SAME SECULARISM MAHATMA GANDHI CHERISHED & DREAMED ABOUT?!


We should stop behaving stupid as pseudo-secularists & get trapped by the so-called self-interested pseudo-secularists, off guard! We should avoid the media & all other things & persons, which/who try to make us anything other than what we are actually - A TRUE 100 % PHYSICAL & MENTAL BHARATIYA/INDIAN! What really happened in India is that the secularism we followed for a number of decades have made most of us non-creative, unaccountable non-performers and no one is held responsible & no one has to pay the price for what all damaging things one is doing in the name of A BEAUTIFUL IDEA SECULARISM! Accountability, Sense & Sensibility are all lost in translation of the word secularism, which means the present day secularism is not what it is supposed or used to be! WHAT WE HAVE IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM IN INDIA NOW IS A PRODUCT OF THE GLOBALISATION OF RELIGIOUS FANATICISM & FUNDAMENTALISM, WHICH ONLY SERVES SOME VESTED INTERESTS & NEVER HAS/HAD THE INTERESTS OF THE BHARATIYA/INDIAN IN MIND!!!

Irresponsibility Thy Name Is Indian!

Way back, in the very first part of the eighties when Union Carbide in Bhopal killed hundreds of people and damaged thousands of lives, condolences poured in from various parts of the world; only condolences came in truck loads, nothing else! People were left alone to fight against the multinational company on their own with their extremely meagre resources and after a decade or so they got droplets of money for the lives lost and the great suffering they had and the war they waged all those years, whipping out what they had earned in their entire life time! For the company & the powers that be it was nothing but just an accident; nothing more than that! It could have been an extremely different story if this same thing had happened in any of the so called developed countries!

When the answer sheets of a group of students who appeared for their degree exams disappeared into thin air -so it is told!- and they were frequenting the corridors of the university a million times to have their problem rectified that they can move forward, no living soul in the university was in the know of the things and no one was responsible for their disappeared answer papers; the students visited the university premises daily as if it was their uncle's house! Everyday they went into the university premises their University Uncle told them to come the very next day as to get their problem solved; it took only a couple of weeks for these hapless students to learn that the University Uncle was well versed in Puranas as Lord Ganapathi learned his father's (Lord Shiva) written promise that "Your Marriage Will Be Solemnised TOMMORROW!" is never going to be fulfilled as the written promise says his marriage will be solemnised TOMMORROW and each day he went to his father carrying this written promise, his father will read aloud the written promise he had given to his son and ask him to come TOMMORROW, as it was when, in the WRITTEN PROMISE, Lord Ganapathi's marriage was PROMISED TO BE SOLMENISED!

The man who had an operation to be performed on his left thigh went into the operation theatre fully loaded and came back with one of his kidneys removed and his right eye operated upon for the removal of (a non-existent!) cataract! The hospital termed it just a mistake after the man complained about some urinal & eye problems and visited another hospital, after a month or so after the operation, to find out to his utter shock that he was robbed of his kidney and his eye sight may never return! The hospital then termed it as a Simple Mistake by which the doctor who operated upon him took him for another patient and did what was to be for "The Other Patient!" After all, according to the hospital, the operation was successful and the charge they squeezed out of the patient for the wrong operation too was quite agreeable! And, according to the hospital sources, a person can comfortably live with one kidney; and living with a kidney-less is not going to have any impact on the patient! And the Very Considerate & Good Samaritan Hospital gave him a Booklet Free in a well attended & well publicised ceremony which had a humanitarian title which read "Living With A Single Kidney With The Other One Lost In An Accidental Operation!"

When the train, scheduled to arrive at 8.30 in the evening, arrived one & a half hours late, little did he know that the EFFICIENCY & SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY of Somebody in the Indian Railways, who "Thoroughly Calculated To Delay Signal For His Particular Train, A Couple Of Times", would cost him his life, as he was shot dead in the middle of the city "BY SOME UNIDENTIFIED PEOPLE", who presumed in his bag he was carrying something very valuable, where actually was a couple of his dress & a couple of magazines & books! Making passengers get down at the stations, at UNSAFE HOURS, when the arrival time is scheduled & announced to be SAFE HOURS, is never considered to be a problem of any serious nature. The death of that passenger & the like things can not & never should be blamed on the train arriving late, the well calculating signal men, the lack of security for the common people and the other sorts of things that are too common to be mentioned! After all how can one BLAME THE KILLING OUTSIDE THE RAILWAY PREMISES IN BANGALORE ON THE WELL INTENDED & WELL CALCULATING & HUGELY EFFICIENT SIGNAL MAN AT THE COIMBATORE, ERODE & SALEM STATIONS?! The killing is definitely OUT OF THEIR JURISDICTION! What about the hundreds of other travellers who save their skins by the skin of their teeth, fighting the Evil Auto Wallahs (Auto Drivers) and the Anti Social Elements, SOMEHOW REACH THEIR DESTINATIONS, AT UNSAFE HOURS, AFTER ALIGHTING FROM THEIR SAFE-HOURLY SCHEDULED TRAINS?! Is there anybody RESPONSIBLE for all these things? "A VERY BIG NO" is the INDIAN ANSWER to this STUPID QUESTION!!!

'The Monsoon was Termed a Killer' as the poor man around his YOUTHFUL SIXTY coming after his duty in the night, around 7.30pm, on his scooter, at the Whirl Wind Speed of 30-40 Kilometres an Hour, fell into a water filled trench which was full of water due to Monsoon, and got drowned! The extremely intelligent police (PINPOINTEDLY & HAIR-SPLITTINGLY ACCURATELY!) suspected that he might have LOST CONTROL of his vehicle (Who Might Not Have Lost Control When One Is Riding A Scooter In A Monsoon Season At A Speed of 30-40 Kilometre an Hour and is Aged 60?!) after slipping on the mud removed from the pit and fallen into the water logged drain! Though the Well Efficient Bruhat Bangalore Mahanagara Palike (BBMP)’s “SIMPLE NEGLIGENCE" was there, as it was the BBMP which had dug the trench and left it uncovered, it was the Monsoon which is and is to be blamed for the murder, as it is the Monsoon which filled the uncovered trench with water that caused the death! The lost life was mourned by the bereaved family as the open trench was kept / remained open, waiting for other hapless victims!

The police nabbed the persons who killed the merchant, in a couple of days after the murder, and PROVED THEIR EFFICIENCY & SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY; they also got the better off the gang, which stole bikes regularly from the metro and sold creating fake documents for years; though these people were known to have stolen hundreds of bikes, only five were recovered by the police; and the owners were yet to come forward! EVERYONE IS PROUD OF & IMPRESSED BY THE EFFICIENCY & SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY OF OUR POLICE! But this same efficient police failed to nab the culprit who stole the THIRUVABHARANAM (DIVINE ORNAMENT!) from a very famous temple, in South India; they also failed to find who stole the MAIN IDOL from another famous temple, in South India! In the last two cases the ALL EFFICIENT POLICE FAILED ONLY BECAUSE IF THEY NABBED A PERSON BLAMING THAT THE PARTICULAR PERSON STOLE ONE OF THE TWO OBJECTS JUST MENTIONED ABOVE, THEY HAD TO RECOVER THE STATED THING, WHICH IS POSSIBLE ONLY WHEN THE STOLEN OBJECT IS CAPTURED FROM THE STEALER! And, one has to remember that IN THE CASE OF MURDER IT IS NOT NECESSARY THAT THE DEAD PERSON IDENTIFY HIS OR HER KILLER, AS DEAD BODIES SELDOM SPEAK! Hence, EFFICIENCY & SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY IS HEAVILY DEPENDENT ON CERTAIN CRIMES ONLY!! Oh What An EFFICIENCY & SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY!!

When he bought the cola from the shop little did he think that it will be an advertisement for Family Planning! When he uncorked the bottle and had a couple of sips from the all energising drink he never even dreamed that the next thing which will come near his lips would be something which is seen in totally different terrains! To his shock he found a "CONDOM" in his Energy Drink! "What a Cool Idea!", "What Creativity!", "Really Wonderful Experience!".....All these things he never thought! He felt like vomiting! He Never Suspected that Ad Guys Had Gone This Innovative! "May be this ad is targeting cola drinking youth!", some one suggested! "It is ‘For A Cola A Condom Free’ Marketing Strategy!” commented another expert! He wondered if all these sayings are true, why should he have PURE DIRT in the bottom of the second bottle of cola he purchased!?! The company must have acknowledged that it was a Simple Mistake from their part or an accident, as IT IS FROM CONDOMS & DIRT COLAS ARE MADE; forget about the TOXIC ITEMS AUTHORITIES FOUND & UNFOUND IN THE EARLIER VERSIONS OF COLAS!

It took only 22 years to get “a Finished Verdict” in that particular case, where his neighbour encroached upon 5 feet of his land, next to the Mango Tree, near his kitchen! He started the legal battle to get justice when his only son was just born; as he didn’t have enough money to fight legally against his wealthy neighbour who encroached upon his land, he borrowed money from a money lender and started his battle against the injustice & hooliganism done against him! Little did he expect that what would be ensuing would be something which would last till his son grew up to finish his Master’s in Chemistry and something which would put him back by SOME LAKHS OF INDIAN CURRENCY! But, before all these things came The Stay Order, which proclaimed that STATUS QUO should be maintained on the DISPUTED TERRITORY, which literally made HIS OWN LAND INACCESSIBLE TO HIM FOR A LOT OF YEARS TO COME! The case got postponed or extended for one reason or the other for a lot of years and then it went, at regular intervals, from one court to the higher ones! He was relieved when he got the Final Judgement in 22 years, when there were thousands of cases pending, even after 25 or 30 years of fierce legal battles; he also learned happily that he got his Final Judgement, when there were MORE THAN 3 CRORES OF CASES PENDING in various courts, all over India! He learned that there were cases, thousands of them, which were closed when the parties who were contesting passed away due to illness related to old age and some cases got settled out of the court as the non-existent members of the warring parties, who were not there when the cases began, took birth, grew up, fell in love and got married to each other! Though he was relieved, he thought whether the saying “Justice delayed Is Justice denied!” is significant in India or not, as it seemed EVEN JUSTICE DELAYED BY DECADES SEEMED RESPONSIBILTY & EFFICIENCY PERSONIFIED, IN INDIA!

With the strength of the medical policy his company had given him, he got himself admitted to a very famous hospital which was on the list of hospitals recommended by his medical policy, when he failed to stop dysentery, most probably due to food poisoning! They had checks & re-checks & re-rechecks that they identify the problem! They asked him to keep himself there for further tests and elongate his stay there that they help him out of his problem; as it was the policy which was footing the bill he obeyed obediently! The doctor, after a couple of days, told him that he suspected the BAAL TB (TB affecting children) HE HAD BEFORE THE AGE OF FIVE might be creating problems, though now he was 28! The doctor asked for some more tests that he could be 100% sure what this BAAL TB was doing there! After 15 days' of tests, re tests, analysis and all other sorts of things he exited from the hospital, relived of his illness, re assured by the doctor that he had no traces of BAAL TB he had when he was barely five years old, emaciated but with a strong will to fight BAAL TB if it comes back, with his policy footing the 40000/- hospital bill! As advised by the doctor he took a 15 day rest, as well, to rejuvenate himself! But, when he returned to his company it was not interested in him, as he had more than one month's absence to his credit! Citing the weight loss, though he weighed more than what he weighed when he joined the company for the first time, he was kept out of work & pay, which made him quit the job with no alternate option! Anyway, he was thankful to the GOOD DOCTOR, who PAINSTAKINGLY SPENT 15 DAYS FOR HIM to ascertain that there were no traces of BAAL TB in him!!!

We, in India, have an extremely large number of persons, teachers, psephologists, astrologists, institutions, departments, companies, stores, hospitals, universities, governments & what not, which do certain things (most of the things!) which SPOIL or DESTROY EDUCATION, CAREER, HEALTH, WEALTH, ENVIRONMENT, LIFE, THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN PERSON and what not with never having any responsibility and do whatever they like with impunity! No one or nobody is ever held responsible for the sorts of above mentioned acts of crime, as all these crimes against human beings are seen and considered in lighter vein! They seldom get mentioned; and if mentioned at all, the perpetrators will escape with little damage to their person or status and KEEP DOING WHAT THEY ALL HAVE BEEN "DOING IRRESPONSIBLY" ALL THESE YEARS! LET US BUILD OR KEEP BUILDING A THOROUGHLY IRRESPONSIBLE INDIA! LET’S CONTRIBUTE OUR MITE TO THE BUILDING OF A MIGHTY IRRESPONSIBLE INDIA!