That is a
wonderful situation which can be compared to what is happening in Utter Pradesh
(U.P) after the election results have been declared in favour of Samajwadi
Party of Mulayam Sing Yadav! In a similar situation a character from
Basheer's 'Ente Uppuuppakyoru Anendayirunnu' (My Great Grand Father Had An
Elephant!) Ettukali Mammuunju (Eight-legged Mammuunju!) brags with all the
pretentions he could cough up that the Responsible for the pregnancy of ‘Mana’kkale
Ammini (Ammini -a female name in Kerala!- of a Brahmin Lord's House-Mana!) was
none other than the mighty HE HIMSELF, without knowing that ‘Mana’kkale Ammini
actually was an elephant owned by the Brahmin Lord etc! When he too, as was the
case with the screaming boy of Home Alone, understands that Ammini was a female
elephant & not, as he presumed, a coy maiden in the Brahmin Lord’s house,
the character vanishes into thin air!
When Samajwadi party emerged victorious
by light years in the hardly fought elections of UP, various Muslim leaders
& Muslim writers & those who have a pro Muslim inclination started to
write, speak, demonstrate etc through whatever medium they had at their
disposal about the Sole Significant Thing which helped the Samajwadi Party win
the elections effortlessly - The Unified Muslim Vote! One wonders whether there
is a unified Muslim Vote in India or not!
They ‘arrange’ statistical
evidences with charts & graphs to prove that what they say is the ultimate
truth about the UP Elections, from where the Samajwadi Party emerged
victorious!
Everyone including those who swears by statistics knows that 'One Can Prove
Anything With Statistics!' And, it is not an innovative thing to claim oneself as
the only one responsible for the victory; as even a child does that to get the
favours from the 'powers that be'!
The benefit
behind all these fool hardy facade is that 'the Projected One' will become 'the
Responsible One' after a couple of PR Stunts, Media Blahblah, Pseudo
Intellectual Discussions, Paid Articles, Paid Secular Analysis, Paid Surrogate
News etc!
This technique works on the basic principle that 'A Lie Told A Million Times
Becomes A Truth' etc! Hence, it becomes the duty of the persons who wish to
prove their illogical point to make the maximum noise in the minimum period of
time!
This trick of claiming
the Whole Responsibility For All The Success Achieved has worked perfectly for
those who use it time & again a lot of times in Our Secular India that the
political parties always try to SUGAR UP the CRUCIAL SECULAR MUSLIM VOTES
before, amid & after every Secular Poll conducted in India! They always
offer Secular Religious Incentives, competing with each other, taking money out
of the public coffers! They offer Secular Religious Benefits Based On Religion,
In The Name Of Secularism! They take the secular money of the Indians & use
it for the welfare of secular religious communities in the name of secularism!
It has been going
on for decades, this ‘sugaring up’ of Muslim Minority Votes in the name of
secularism!
One wonders what Secularism is there in India! If the Muslim Vote is the
deciding factor in the UP polls then why should the others like the so called
majority Hindus go & vote; it is always better for them to stay inside the
safety of their homes, instead of risking their lives voting in such a so
called notoriously criminal state UP, as every time the sole reason behind the
election victory of any political party in UP is always the Secular Muslim
Vote! As usual, the So Called Non Secular Majority Hindus never utter a word
of complaint as they are completely blacked & blackened out from the media,
information charters, secular talks, secular debates, secular presentation of
things etc!
They know
perfectly well that they don’t exist in the Secular ‘Scheme’ Of Things in the
Religiously Secular India! And, the Secular
Minority always carries their Secular Booty -which is regularly offered &
given by the Indian Religious Secularists, using the Secular Money given by the
Secular Common Man of Religiously Secular India! - home in trucks & heavy
carrier wagons after every election while the Majority Non Secular Hindus stand
by the way side, hoping for a new dawn where at the least they will be
considered equal to those who have the luxury of getting themselves named
Secularly Religious Minority!
It is a
wonderful experience to have GIFTS in the forms of More Religious Minority
Reservation in all the Secular Departments Of Secular India etc from whichever
party that comes into power as it is TRUMPETED 24/7 & MADE KNOWN TO WHOM SO
EVER IT MAY CONCERN THAT IF THERE IS A POLL VICTORY THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE OF THE
SECULAR MUSLIM VOTES, WHICH ALWAYS GET MAGICALLY CAST IN FAVOUR OF THE WINNING
PARTY, SOMEHOW!
Hence, in the next election, there will be more secular gifts, offers & minority
religion based reservation coming in the Secular Religious Minority Way, as
those who lost today’s battle –Ofcourse we can be 100% sure that these Religiously
Secular Politicians have never read Basheer’s 'Ente Uppuuppakyoru
Anendayirunnu' or watched the English movie ‘Home Alone’! - will definitely try
to propitiate the Religious Minority Secular Gods in the next election, come
what may (Judicial Bodies & Election Commission included!)! One always
wonder whether the Majority Hindu & other votes are counted in UP at all,
as they fall way behind the Secular Minority Vote Of UP, where ONLY THE SECULAR
RELIGIOUS MINORITY VOTES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE COUNTED, REMEMBERED & TRUMPETED!
