Who Do You Think DID ALL THIS!

The scream "I Made My Family Disappear!" from the movie 'Home Alone' can never be forgotten by anyone who watched the movie! It was a wonderful scream from the small home alone boy who thought that he was able to make his family disappear by simply wishing for it! But, when it dawns on him that it was not him who made the family disappear & actually it was the family which mistakenly left him behind when they went away for a long trip, the whole story gets a twist, at the least in the screaming boy's mind!

That is a wonderful situation which can be compared to what is happening in Utter Pradesh (U.P) after the election results have been declared in favour of Samajwadi Party of Mulayam Sing Yadav! In a similar situation a character from Basheer's 'Ente Uppuuppakyoru Anendayirunnu' (My Great Grand Father Had An Elephant!) Ettukali Mammuunju (Eight-legged Mammuunju!) brags with all the pretentions he could cough up that the Responsible for the pregnancy of ‘Mana’kkale Ammini (Ammini -a female name in Kerala!- of a Brahmin Lord's House-Mana!) was none other than the mighty HE HIMSELF, without knowing that ‘Mana’kkale Ammini actually was an elephant owned by the Brahmin Lord etc! When he too, as was the case with the screaming boy of Home Alone, understands that Ammini was a female elephant & not, as he presumed, a coy maiden in the Brahmin Lord’s house, the character vanishes into thin air!

When Samajwadi party emerged victorious by light years in the hardly fought elections of UP, various Muslim leaders & Muslim writers & those who have a pro Muslim inclination started to write, speak, demonstrate etc through whatever medium they had at their disposal about the Sole Significant Thing which helped the Samajwadi Party win the elections effortlessly - The Unified Muslim Vote! One wonders whether there is a unified Muslim Vote in India or not!

They ‘arrange’ statistical evidences with charts & graphs to prove that what they say is the ultimate truth about the UP Elections, from where the Samajwadi Party emerged victorious! Everyone including those who swears by statistics knows that 'One Can Prove Anything With Statistics!' And, it is not an innovative thing to claim oneself as the only one responsible for the victory; as even a child does that to get the favours from the 'powers that be'!

The benefit behind all these fool hardy facade is that 'the Projected One' will become 'the Responsible One' after a couple of PR Stunts, Media Blahblah, Pseudo Intellectual Discussions, Paid Articles, Paid Secular Analysis, Paid Surrogate News etc! This technique works on the basic principle that 'A Lie Told A Million Times Becomes A Truth' etc! Hence, it becomes the duty of the persons who wish to prove their illogical point to make the maximum noise in the minimum period of time!

This trick of claiming the Whole Responsibility For All The Success Achieved has worked perfectly for those who use it time & again a lot of times in Our Secular India that the political parties always try to SUGAR UP the CRUCIAL SECULAR MUSLIM VOTES before, amid & after every Secular Poll conducted in India! They always offer Secular Religious Incentives, competing with each other, taking money out of the public coffers! They offer Secular Religious Benefits Based On Religion, In The Name Of Secularism! They take the secular money of the Indians & use it for the welfare of secular religious communities in the name of secularism!

It has been going on for decades, this ‘sugaring up’ of Muslim Minority Votes in the name of secularism! One wonders what Secularism is there in India! If the Muslim Vote is the deciding factor in the UP polls then why should the others like the so called majority Hindus go & vote; it is always better for them to stay inside the safety of their homes, instead of risking their lives voting in such a so called notoriously criminal state UP, as every time the sole reason behind the election victory of any political party in UP is always the Secular Muslim Vote! As usual, the So Called Non Secular Majority Hindus never utter a word of complaint as they are completely blacked & blackened out from the media, information charters, secular talks, secular debates, secular presentation of things etc!

They know perfectly well that they don’t exist in the Secular ‘Scheme’ Of Things in the Religiously Secular India!  And, the Secular Minority always carries their Secular Booty -which is regularly offered & given by the Indian Religious Secularists, using the Secular Money given by the Secular Common Man of Religiously Secular India! - home in trucks & heavy carrier wagons after every election while the Majority Non Secular Hindus stand by the way side, hoping for a new dawn where at the least they will be considered equal to those who have the luxury of getting themselves named Secularly Religious Minority!

It is a wonderful experience to have GIFTS in the forms of More Religious Minority Reservation in all the Secular Departments Of Secular India etc from whichever party that comes into power as it is TRUMPETED 24/7 & MADE KNOWN TO WHOM SO EVER IT MAY CONCERN THAT IF THERE IS A POLL VICTORY THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE OF THE SECULAR MUSLIM VOTES, WHICH ALWAYS GET MAGICALLY CAST IN FAVOUR OF THE WINNING PARTY, SOMEHOW! Hence, in the next election, there will be more secular gifts, offers & minority religion based reservation coming in the Secular Religious Minority Way, as those who lost today’s battle –Ofcourse we can be 100% sure that these Religiously Secular Politicians have never read Basheer’s 'Ente Uppuuppakyoru Anendayirunnu' or watched the English movie ‘Home Alone’! - will definitely try to propitiate the Religious Minority Secular Gods in the next election, come what may (Judicial Bodies & Election Commission included!)! One always wonder whether the Majority Hindu & other votes are counted in UP at all, as they fall way behind the Secular Minority Vote Of UP, where ONLY THE SECULAR RELIGIOUS MINORITY VOTES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE COUNTED, REMEMBERED & TRUMPETED!