There were times when the students of an educational institution or college boasted about the Master Degrees, PHDs & Doctorates the principal of their college or education institution had/held! There was a time when the students boasted about the truck loads of knowledge the principal carried & the respect he had everywhere he went! Those times are passé! Now, it is the time for the college students to boast fearfully about the GOONDA PRINCIPAL or the GOONDY PRINCIPAL they have in their educational institution & tell a million stories of how they will beat & horrify the entire young generation in the college! Now is the time one can fearfully boast about the GOONDA & GOONDY PRINCIPALS & proudly present oneself as coming from THIS OR THAT GOONDA'S or GOONDY' COLLEGE!
These Comedy Goondas & Goondies have a common system running for them! These people will check their basic survival questionnaire (GOONDA's/GOONDIES' BASIC SURVIVAL QUESTIONNAIRE!) which asks whether a particular student/person in a GOONDA's or GOONDY's educational institution is weak or not; does he have strong connections outside the college or not; does he have strong parents & relatives or not; does he have any political or communally strong group to back him up or not; is he coming from the near by locality or not; does he have an attacking tendency & attacking physic or not etc! If 'NO' is the answer to all these 'BASIC QUESTIONS OF COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES', THEN IT IS REALLY BAD TIME FOR THAT PARTICULAR STUDENT! And, once the target is found the Comedy Goondas & Goondies never leave any opportunity TO ESTABLISH HIS OR HER GOONDA OR GOONDY CREDENTIALS!
I remember one of my students telling terrible stories of her COMEDY GOONDA! She was doing her Post Graduation, in one of the famous colleges in Coimbatore, Tamilnadu! Once, she told, as one of her college mates gave a LOVE-LETTER to one of his college mates, he was called into the COMEDY GOONDA's office & locking the door from inside he hit the student left & right so severely that he took his Transfer Certificate (TC) the very next day & escaped with his REMAINING PART OF LIFE! She told that "AS HE IS A FAMOUS LOCAL GOONDA, NOBODY DARED TO EVEN SNEEZ IN THE CAMPOUS!"; she also added that the COMEDY GOONDA had VERY STRONG CONNECTIONS WITH ONE OF THE LEADING POLITICAL PARTIES OF TAMILNADU & HE WAS WORKING (What work we all know!) FOR HIS POLITICAL MASTERS BEFORE HE JOINED THE COLLEGE AS THE COMEDY GOONDA!
One of my students was a college student in Bangalore. Once, to offer his hair to his Favourite God, he started to grow his hair! After a month or so into growing the hair he was called by THE COMEDY GOONDA (Read the principal of his college!)! As he met him, the principal LITERALLY THREATENED him saying that if he would not cut his hair THE COMEDY GOONDA will beat him into pulp! Frightened he went home that day. Within a couple of days, this time while he listening songs on an i-pod of his friend at the college bus stop, THE COMEDY GOONDA came & grabbing the i-pod from him scolded him like anything & asked him to bring his parents to the college; terrified he went home, with his friend's i-pod taken away by the COMEDY GOONDA! The very next morning his mother gave the COMEDY GOONDA a call over the phone & despite her saying that her son was growing hair to offer it to his Favourite God, he screamed over the phone that "ONLY AFTER CUTTING HIS HAIR HE SHOULD COME TO THE COLLEGE!", AND BANGED THE PHONE, WITH ALL THE RESPECTS TO HIS MOTHER WHO POLITELY CALLED THE COMEDY GOONDA IN THE MORNING!
In Kerala it is not news at all that the COMEDY GOONDAS rule the educational institutions! Many of the very famous colleges & other educational institutions have sported the tag 'UNDER THE PATRONAGE OF THIS OR THAT COMEDY GOONDA' for long! These Comedy Goondas make sure that not a single person in the college - of course with exceptions! - even breath against his will; or else he would beat the poor guy into such a shape that even his mother would not identify him! The Keralites have seen enough number of record-tearing, heavily scolding, beating & trashing COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES as have been seen by their compatriots & contemporaries in the other neighbouring states like Karnataka & Tamilnadu! It is like "ALL IS WELL WHEN A COMEDY GOONDA IS THERE' attitude doing the rounds successfully in all the southern states of India! When the people INVEST MONEY in education & the money is in crores of rupees, the time of the wise, learned & personally excellent persons guarding the corridors of education is gone for good! IT IS ALWAYS GOOD THE COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES TAKE GUARD AT THE ENTRANCE OF EACH & EVERY EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION, IN OUR COUNTRY!
Hence, I was not surprised (or shocked even!) when I saw in a couple of leading newspapers an advertisement looking for GOONDAS - preferably, retired, sidelined, beginners etc! - for the post of the principal in a leading educational institution, as it must be the utter necessity which must have forced the educational institution to go for this move, as without a GOONDA in the principal's chair there is no point in running a college or an educational institution! After the BPOs, Hospitality Industry & Hospitals, it is now the turn of the COMEDY GOONDA & GOONDY INDUSTRY to grow at the triple digits; let us hope that a very huge number of COMEDY GOONDA & GOONDY MILLIONIERS WILL FIND THEMSELVES IN THE FORBE'S FIRST 100 RICHEST OF THE RICH NEXT TIME!
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
LEMME TELL YOU BABY WHETHER THIS ONE IS A PAKI-PIG OR WHAT!?
Even after more than one year, 2 central ministries, 2 defence ministers & more than 50 crores of tax payers' money spent on the prime & the only accused alive - the only human pig the entire police force of Mumbai valiantly caught alive by their bravery! - the answer to the basic question whether it is a Paki Pig or what which was caught alive, after the Mumbai Massacre, still remains, internationally, a heavily debatable point!
As the so-called international Human rights WatchDOG (whose dog it ACTUALLY is we all know!) Amnesty International is giving LECTURES ON THE MOUNTAINS ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS TO INDIA, not even a single man in India is given the right to say the caught pig is a Paki, as CALLING A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG IS A GROSS HUMAN RIGHT VIOLATION! And, IT IS EVEN WHOLESOMELY RACIAL TO CALL A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG, AS IT IS THE GROSS VIOLATION OF THAT PAKI PIG'S ‘BASIC PIG RIGHTS’! What if he with his pig-accomplices had killed 172 Indians in Mumbai? What if he & his co-pigs have planned gruesome murders in India & executed the plans with great success, with the support of the so-called ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT?!
How can WE THE ONE BILLION + say that the WatchDOG is biased till the moment we can not PROVE BEYOND ANY SHADE OF 'AN INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE PIG IS INDEED A PAKI?! And. to do that, it is told, we have to TRACE THE LONG ROOTS OF THE PIG, ALL DEEP UNDER THE GROUND, TO PAKISTAN! We have to PROVE BEYOND ANY 'INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE ROOTS FROM THE PIG'S BOTTOM PHYSICALLY REACH ANY OF THE PIG-INFESTED AREAS OF PAKISTAN & BY PHYSICALLY LIFTING IT TO THE SKYS, IN THE PAK TERRITORY, WE GOT TO SHOW IT – ‘THE ROOTS OF THE PIG’ / THE FAG END OF THE PIG ROOT! - TO THE EAGERLY WAITING/PROBING (& HUGELY UNBIASED!!) INTERNATIONAL MEDIA!
The Indian Efforts to physically show the pig tail or rather the other end of the pig tail by lifting the tip of the tail in any of the Pak territories has been going on for decades! In all the grave issues created by Pakistan (From Kashmir Issue to the Bombay Blasts of the early 1990s, from Kargil to Indian Parliament Attack, from Counterfeit Currency Rackets to Terrorist Funds & Training) THE ONE BILLION + have been trying hard to LIFT THIS PROVERBIAL PAK END OF THE PIG TAIL TO THE SKYS IN THE PAK TERRITORY TO PROVE INFRONT OF ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ that all these heinous crimes against India & Humanity are done by Pakistan, in India, all these decades! But, what these hugely gullible ONE BILLION + don’t know (AND WHAT ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ PRETTY WELL KNOWS ALL THESE DECADES!) is that THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN NEVER HAD TAILS, AS THEY ARE GENETICALLY MODIFIED IN SUCH A FASHION THAT THEY NEVER GROW A TAIL!
THE ONE BILLION + have always failed to find a tail in the pak territory despite all their efforts. Despite knowing the GENETICALLY MODIFIED TAIL-STATUS OF THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN, ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ KEEP ASKING FOR THE FAG END OF THE TERROR PIGTAIL TO BE LIFTED & SHOWN IN ANY OF THE PAK TERRITORIES, TO PROVE THE INDIAN CHARGES, ‘BEYOND ANY INTERNATIONAL DOUBTS’! Hence, it has become a system that the pakees do anything they wish to do with India & Indians – like killing them in lots of hundreds, usurping their territories in the lots of hundreds of kilometres, pushing in the counterfeit currency made in pak territory in the lots of trillions of Indian Rupees etc! - & ask for ‘THE TAIL PROOF’, with the ardent support of ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’!
The kick & run idea was greatly mastered & implemented by the pakees since Independence in 1947 & India & Indians have suffered like hell all these 64 years! The political leadership of India has always been extremely soft towards these evil doers all these decades; and India & Indians suffered heavy losses both in the matter of human beings and territories & assets! It has always been the lack of will from the Political Chiefs of India & their stooge-like mindsets that have made India & Indians suffer like anything, all these decades!
Hence, it is completely proper & becomes even more than NATURAL JUSTICE that the Prime minister of a Billion + People Country invites the Prime minister of the Terror Perpetrators & Sponsors to watch the Indo-Pak cricket match, in the extremely good intention of repairing the damaged relations (As it is a GREAT & UNPARDONABLE FAULT OF THE ONE BILLION + THAT SOME OF THEM DIED - A SILLY & PALTRY 172 IN NUMBER Etc! - WHEN THE ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT TRAINED PIGS OF PAKISTAN ‘INNOCENTLY FIRED’ SOME THOUSAND ROUNDS OF BULLETS, & hence, the damages have to be considered as done by none other than ourselves - THE ONE BILLION +! ) between the two countries!
As the so-called international Human rights WatchDOG (whose dog it ACTUALLY is we all know!) Amnesty International is giving LECTURES ON THE MOUNTAINS ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS TO INDIA, not even a single man in India is given the right to say the caught pig is a Paki, as CALLING A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG IS A GROSS HUMAN RIGHT VIOLATION! And, IT IS EVEN WHOLESOMELY RACIAL TO CALL A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG, AS IT IS THE GROSS VIOLATION OF THAT PAKI PIG'S ‘BASIC PIG RIGHTS’! What if he with his pig-accomplices had killed 172 Indians in Mumbai? What if he & his co-pigs have planned gruesome murders in India & executed the plans with great success, with the support of the so-called ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT?!
How can WE THE ONE BILLION + say that the WatchDOG is biased till the moment we can not PROVE BEYOND ANY SHADE OF 'AN INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE PIG IS INDEED A PAKI?! And. to do that, it is told, we have to TRACE THE LONG ROOTS OF THE PIG, ALL DEEP UNDER THE GROUND, TO PAKISTAN! We have to PROVE BEYOND ANY 'INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE ROOTS FROM THE PIG'S BOTTOM PHYSICALLY REACH ANY OF THE PIG-INFESTED AREAS OF PAKISTAN & BY PHYSICALLY LIFTING IT TO THE SKYS, IN THE PAK TERRITORY, WE GOT TO SHOW IT – ‘THE ROOTS OF THE PIG’ / THE FAG END OF THE PIG ROOT! - TO THE EAGERLY WAITING/PROBING (& HUGELY UNBIASED!!) INTERNATIONAL MEDIA!
The Indian Efforts to physically show the pig tail or rather the other end of the pig tail by lifting the tip of the tail in any of the Pak territories has been going on for decades! In all the grave issues created by Pakistan (From Kashmir Issue to the Bombay Blasts of the early 1990s, from Kargil to Indian Parliament Attack, from Counterfeit Currency Rackets to Terrorist Funds & Training) THE ONE BILLION + have been trying hard to LIFT THIS PROVERBIAL PAK END OF THE PIG TAIL TO THE SKYS IN THE PAK TERRITORY TO PROVE INFRONT OF ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ that all these heinous crimes against India & Humanity are done by Pakistan, in India, all these decades! But, what these hugely gullible ONE BILLION + don’t know (AND WHAT ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ PRETTY WELL KNOWS ALL THESE DECADES!) is that THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN NEVER HAD TAILS, AS THEY ARE GENETICALLY MODIFIED IN SUCH A FASHION THAT THEY NEVER GROW A TAIL!
THE ONE BILLION + have always failed to find a tail in the pak territory despite all their efforts. Despite knowing the GENETICALLY MODIFIED TAIL-STATUS OF THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN, ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ KEEP ASKING FOR THE FAG END OF THE TERROR PIGTAIL TO BE LIFTED & SHOWN IN ANY OF THE PAK TERRITORIES, TO PROVE THE INDIAN CHARGES, ‘BEYOND ANY INTERNATIONAL DOUBTS’! Hence, it has become a system that the pakees do anything they wish to do with India & Indians – like killing them in lots of hundreds, usurping their territories in the lots of hundreds of kilometres, pushing in the counterfeit currency made in pak territory in the lots of trillions of Indian Rupees etc! - & ask for ‘THE TAIL PROOF’, with the ardent support of ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’!
The kick & run idea was greatly mastered & implemented by the pakees since Independence in 1947 & India & Indians have suffered like hell all these 64 years! The political leadership of India has always been extremely soft towards these evil doers all these decades; and India & Indians suffered heavy losses both in the matter of human beings and territories & assets! It has always been the lack of will from the Political Chiefs of India & their stooge-like mindsets that have made India & Indians suffer like anything, all these decades!
Hence, it is completely proper & becomes even more than NATURAL JUSTICE that the Prime minister of a Billion + People Country invites the Prime minister of the Terror Perpetrators & Sponsors to watch the Indo-Pak cricket match, in the extremely good intention of repairing the damaged relations (As it is a GREAT & UNPARDONABLE FAULT OF THE ONE BILLION + THAT SOME OF THEM DIED - A SILLY & PALTRY 172 IN NUMBER Etc! - WHEN THE ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT TRAINED PIGS OF PAKISTAN ‘INNOCENTLY FIRED’ SOME THOUSAND ROUNDS OF BULLETS, & hence, the damages have to be considered as done by none other than ourselves - THE ONE BILLION +! ) between the two countries!
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