People were always greedy, from time immemorial! They accumulated whatever that came their way & tried to live as pompously as possible! They were never satisfied with whatever they had in their lives; they always wanted more....more money, more land, more live stock, more wealth, more gold, more wives, more children, more wishes, more greed, more arrogance, more wickedness, more avarice, more cruelty & a billion mores...! They killed others to have THESE MORES in their lives; they tricked, backstabbed, contrived, badmouthed, betrayed and demolished others’ dreams & lives to have THEIR MORES!
Those who did all these heinous & at the same time VERY HUMAN things pretended they never did these things & moved on as recently found out ‘Maintaining Innocence Is One’s Constitutional Right’ & no one wanted to throw away one’s constitutional right!
Those who killed maintained they never killed anyone; those who usurped maintained they never did what they were accused of; those who contrived argued ‘Contriving Is A Way Of Life!’ citing the great examples of Kautilya & his followers; those who married off their daughters well before the LEGALLY ACCEPTABLE FEMALE AGE OF MARRIAGE trumpeted over the loudspeakers that most of the marriages in India from the times of ancient Bharath/India were much before the age of 18 for the girls & even our Father of the Nation married a girl well under 18!; those who promoted flesh trade from time immemorial did it for the sake of social pacification & purification (it is heard that from those long forgotten days the women in the flesh trade had Ration Cards & Unique Identity Cards – which we now a days try to provide lavishing public money on it! – signed by the ‘Who Is Who’ of those long forgotten days; those who married a couple of times, illegally, while maintaining all the previously married wives at home, sometimes changing religions & sometimes telling no one else other than a couple of persons who dog them always, maintained their ‘Constitutional Innocence’ by saying that they were giving protection for unprotected women citing the great examples of King Pandu, Lord Dasaradha, Lord Film Star Darmendra, Lord Karunanidhi & others; those who usurped others’ lands –which include great kings of yore!- did it ONLY to do some favour on the persons on which the grabbing had been forced; those who amassed wealth much more than what their 10 generations could not have spent in an all out spending spree amassed it in the name of ‘Future Building’; those who made blue films & made it available to the common man –including to the well educated & well thinking GROWN UPS above the age of 8 & 9!- through the technological advancement of modern science projected it as the upgradation of the living standards in Modern India & Modern Common Man Of India; those who adulterated food from good olden days maintained their innocence by maintaining that the original was always much below the expected & needed quantity, hence, its a great service they were doing to the common man; those persons who wielded powers only to HELP one’s kith & kin always maintained that they were ONLY building a very good & exemplary family of great values & feigned hurt as no one understood their good intentions etc; those who always kept POWER in their much guarded vault for generations always maintained it was their birth right & its for the public good!
Listening to all these Quality Things & More and ofcourse learning all these things by heart generations grow up here in the Modern, Secular, and Technologically Advanced & Developed India! When ‘People Of Mass Destruction’ (PMD!) got regularly elected into the Assemblies of various states of India & the Indian Parliament where all the law is made for India nobody got disturbed; when extreme fundamentalists got elected to various government bodies including the state Assemblies & the Parliament in the name of the so called pseudo secularism we follow no common man ever uttered any complaint; when the elected representatives fought tooth & nail like wild animals in state Assemblies & the Parliament, the common man kept silent; when some elected members of our legislative bodies SHOWED THE COLOUR OF THEIR INDIAN TIES UNDERNEATH by lifting the ‘LUNGIES’ everyone sighed in TOTAL BELIEF as they understood; when some legislators –Our Elected Representatives ONLY!- amassed hundreds of crores, grabbed government land in hundreds of acres –which the people in the know call public land or the land of the common man!- , when the MLAs watched pornographic clips in the state assemblies –Only when recorded it becomes an offence or in other words one can watch any number of blue films & pornographic material unstopped in any of the higher legislative councils of Modern Secular India!- , when law was made & enacted to plunder the natural wealth of the state & ofcourse of the common man, in the Assemblies & the Parliament, the Proverbial Common Man kept quit as he very well knew that ‘EVERY ONE HAS THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO MAINTAIN HIS OR HER INNOCENCE’ & HE doesn’t have the means, time or machinery to at least shake THIS WELL MAINTAINED INNOCENCE!
Now a day, it has become a common knowledge that the PROVERBIAL COMMON MAN will never be shaken even by the sight of the State Assemblies & the Indian Parliament having a grand parade of elected representatives such as Angulee Mala, Hitler, Phoolan Devi, Gabbar Sing, Vasavadatta, Madame Magdalene, Raman Raghavan, Jack The Ripper, Dracula, Kamsa, Poothana, Raktha Beejasura, Bagasura, Ravan, Caligula, Medusa, Rhinoceros Rex, Bin Laden, Davood Ibrahim, Veerappan & others! As he the common man perfectly knows that its only such elevated democracies like the Indian one can have such an elevated class of elected representatives and ‘EVERY ONE HAS THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO MAINTAIN HIS OR HER INNOCENCE’, he will always keep mum and maintain his silence for sure, as he knows well that questioning one’s constitutional right is equal to blasphemy & the consequences can be lethal!
Lakshmi, who was a seller of colourful flowers in the Gandhi Bazaar of yore in Bangalore South before she was forcefully thrown away from the few centimetres of footpath she proudly owned as an Indian all these years of democracy & betterment of living standards etc & looted by the AUTHORISED THIEVES OF BANGALORE sounded someone like universal wisdom forming a lithe body & soul! Though she was not eaten for a couple of days as she lost everything in the Modern Day Public Loot which was managed by the Authorised Criminals Of The Area, she readied herself for an interview & was at her intellectual best that the whole world listened to her with rapt attention while she spoke!
"After all they are ONLY our representatives, NO?!" "What else would you expect from them other than what we pretend what we ourselves are which actually we never ever were?!" She exclaimed! "These people represent the people like us who elected them to Panchayaths, District, Corporation & Metro Bodies, Assemblies & Parliament and they are ONLY the democratic representatives of the myriad variety groups of people in OUR UNITY IN DIVERSITY!", she signed off!
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