Taking Charge Of One's House!

I live in a house where I try to live peacefully without the intervention of other people! I simply don’t want to be disturbed! I don’t require the Killer Paparazzi to follow me into my house stealthily & take pictures of me when I step out of the bath room after a shower or when I rinse my mouth with water after a filling meal or while I keep typing the article for my well read blog Great Views @ www.viewcrackers.blogspot.in etc! 

I think it’s a basic thought that no one wants to be disturbed in one’s house where everyone goes to have some tension free moments & that too with minimum or no limelight! There, every one wants to be the self one is & all the masks one fits on one’s face are taken off & kept ready in the cupboards, in the preparation for the next stage show outside one’s house! I won’t, and I know, no one else will, tolerate the unwelcome presence of someone inside my house, scrutinising on the mistakes & even blunders I commit while I am inside my house! In my opinion, one’s house is for committing mistakes, blunders, stupidities etc 24/7 & rest 24/7 uncriticised & unpocked & unnoticed & unreported! Inside my house, as is the case with any one else, I wish to be what I am, unnoticed & undescribed by the others of the outside world!

I love to throw tantrums @ the imaginary figures I raise up with my imagination by throwing some books or a chair at them, occasionally, scream at the top of my voice imitating a Kishore Kumar, Yesudas, Mukesh & others, draw a picture of a monkey or donkey –according to my mood, ofcourse! – which never came out thousands of kilometres near what they actually are, ever, watch some soft porn in the loneliest hour of the night, tear into pieces what I have written about Indian Secularism a million times, scream aloud angrily at the FAST DEVELOPMENT OF POVERTY& HUMAN PAIN, POLITICAL GREED, RANK COMMUNALISM, WHOLESOME CORRUPTION etc, unnoticed & unrecorded by the outside world! And, I know, for all the people in the world, the house is where one exists as one really is!

Hence, when I saw the news of the Karnataka Assembly Porn Watching Programme broadcast by the visual media and later on in the ever vigilant news papers I was not even moved a bit! I could not find out why the policemen & the media persons were screaming at the top of their voices against the lawyers who beat them into some unusable pulp, inside the Karnataka High Court premises! Though I thought for more than a couple of days, I could not find out even a single reason why the people from the media –In the first case! - and police & the media (Again!) –In the second case - accuse the so called perpetrators –MLAs in the first case & the lawyers in the second one! – of devious & malignant intentions!  

It was well clear that the so called perpetrators were just doing whatever they liked to do in their respective HOUSES; the MLAs in their Assembly HOUSE & the lawyers in their Court HOUSE! What they did never amounted into anything abnormal that the whole world cries foul! It is the right of the persons of the HOUSE to do whatever one wishes to do in one’s own HOUSE! Nobody has the right to intrude into one’s HOUSE & take picture, videos etc & publish them! “How can one’s neighbour get into one’s house & try to beat one down?!” as was the case with the police in the Court HOUSE muddle who tried to force into the Court HOUSE of the lawyers & show their might?! Any one who has any credential won’t stand such an arbitrary & senseless act, with both the hands tied infront; and, that’s simply what the lawyers did – they defended the rights of their HOUSE with all the might they had!  

When a former chief minister of Karnataka cried aloud that everyone watches porn in Karnataka & the MLAs watching porn in the Karnataka Assembly HOUSE was not a big deal was speaking the universal wisdom, after all! He explicitly knew that the MLAs –The number of them is trying to rise from a mere 4 to 40 over the days! – quite democratic! - were just exercising their Fundamental Right inside Their Own Assembly HOUSE! And, all those people –misinformed morons, devious villains, riot raisers & morally the degraded others! - who accuse them of watching porn in the Assembly HOUSE should understand that they were mere representatives of all the people of Karnataka, who, according to the wise former chief minister, have been Regular Porn Watchers, all these decades since Independence! And, they were Legally Watching Porn –As they were watching porn in the Legislative Assembly HOUSE! – in their HOUSE! The old axiom ‘Porn Watchers Beget Porn Watchers!’ is scientifically proven, beyond any doubt, in this ‘Great Porn Watching HOUSE’ episode, as even for an axiom a scientific proof is required these days, in Our Qualified India!  

Some miscreants were arguing that if the media people can place their cameras where ever they wish to place them & capture whatever they wish to capture & air them WHY DON’T THEY PLACE THEIR CAMERAS IN THEIR OWN HOUSE –MEDIA HOUSE!- and air what all happen there as more porn & sleaze will be visible & available for the porn crazy Karnataka Public etc! They also tried to spread misinformation & whip up communal passions by saying that instead of airing the non porn things & items of a Swami & co it would have been far better if they had placed their cameras inside their HOUSE –Media HOUSE- & aired whatever happens there that the Porn Hungry Karnataka Voters should have got a far better deal! They also challenged the Media HOUSES to place cameras in the Police HOUSES – Police Stations & Other Police HOUSES! - & air whatever they have from the Police HOUSES 24/7 that the Porn Hungry People will have Much More Than Enough! And, they also suggested that if the MEDIA HOUSES start doing what they suggested – Placing cameras in the media HOUSES & police HOUSES! - the Karnataka Public can have an unbelievably democratic & secular 24/7 Porn Channel, the first such channel anywhere in the world and be PORNFULLY PROUD OF that!  

The experts were of the opinion that according to the fundamental rights of the democratic & secular people in India anyone & every one should be in a position to defend his or her rights in ONE’S OWN HOUSE and no compromise can be done in this regard! And, one who protects one’s HOUSE from ‘the outside intrusion’ can not be pulled up for any sort of misdemeanour, misbehaviour, assault etc, as it’s all legally in the game of protecting one’s own HOUSE! Hence, the Assembly HOUSE stands vindicated if it thrashes out the persons from the Media HOUSES from the HOUSE; likewise, the lawyers who thrashed & assaulted the persons from the Media HOUSES & Police HOUSES also clearly stand vindicated! And, it is sensibly & wisely suggested that if anyone wants to make public whatever happens in the HOUSES –Like the Court HOUSE, Media HOUSE, Assembly HOUSE, Parliament HOUSE, Business HOUSE etc!- it is always better he or she start & end the gathering of information –Recording of the video, taking pictures etc included- ONLY FROM ONE’S OWN HOUSE!

As We Are So They Are - Just Pretenders!

"I am an Indian; all Indians are my brothers & sisters!", I learned it by heart long ago! I learned that all Indians are more or less similar to me & all other Indians! "What a wonderful idea!", I always thought about it & was proud about it! 105 crores of sisters & brothers...much stronger than the unity and strength of the Kauravas, who were just 102 in number! Thinking all these I grew prouder.....Prouder than the proudest in the world!

People were always greedy, from time immemorial! They accumulated whatever that came their way & tried to live as pompously as possible! They were never satisfied with whatever they had in their lives; they always wanted more....more money, more land, more live stock, more wealth, more gold, more wives, more children, more wishes, more greed, more arrogance, more wickedness, more avarice, more cruelty & a billion mores...! They killed others to have THESE MORES in their lives; they tricked, backstabbed, contrived, badmouthed, betrayed and demolished others’ dreams & lives to have THEIR MORES!

Those who did all these heinous & at the same time VERY HUMAN things pretended they never did these things & moved on as recently found out ‘Maintaining Innocence Is One’s Constitutional Right’ & no one wanted to throw away one’s constitutional right!

Those who killed maintained they never killed anyone; those who usurped maintained they never did what they were accused of; those who contrived argued ‘Contriving Is A Way Of Life!’ citing the great examples of Kautilya & his followers; those who married off their daughters well before the LEGALLY ACCEPTABLE FEMALE AGE OF MARRIAGE trumpeted over the loudspeakers that most of the marriages in India from the times of ancient Bharath/India were much before the age of 18 for the girls & even our Father of the Nation married a girl well under 18!; those who promoted flesh trade from time immemorial did it for the sake of social pacification & purification (it is heard that from those long forgotten days the women in the flesh trade had Ration Cards & Unique Identity Cards – which we now a days try to provide lavishing public money on it! – signed by the ‘Who Is Who’ of those long forgotten days; those who married a couple of times, illegally, while maintaining all the previously married wives at home, sometimes changing religions & sometimes telling no one else other than a couple of persons who dog them always, maintained their ‘Constitutional Innocence’ by saying that they were giving protection for unprotected women citing the great examples of King Pandu, Lord Dasaradha, Lord Film Star Darmendra, Lord Karunanidhi & others; those who usurped others’ lands –which include great kings of yore!- did it ONLY to do some favour on the persons on which the grabbing had been forced; those who amassed wealth much more than what their 10 generations could not have spent in an all out spending spree amassed it in the name of ‘Future Building’; those who made blue films & made it available to the common man –including to the well educated & well thinking GROWN UPS above the age of 8 & 9!- through the technological advancement of modern science projected it as the upgradation of the living standards in Modern India & Modern Common Man Of India; those who adulterated food from good olden days maintained their innocence by maintaining that the original was always much below the expected & needed quantity, hence, its a great service they were doing to the common man; those persons who wielded powers only to HELP one’s kith & kin always maintained that they were ONLY building a very good & exemplary family of great values & feigned hurt as no one understood their good intentions etc; those who always kept POWER in their much guarded vault for generations always maintained it was their birth right & its for the public good!

Listening to all these Quality Things & More and ofcourse learning all these things by heart generations grow up here in the Modern, Secular, and Technologically Advanced & Developed India! When ‘People Of Mass Destruction’ (PMD!) got regularly elected into the Assemblies of various states of India & the Indian Parliament where all the law is made for India nobody got disturbed; when extreme fundamentalists got elected to various government bodies including the state Assemblies & the Parliament in the name of the so called pseudo secularism we follow no common man ever uttered any complaint; when the elected representatives fought tooth & nail like wild animals in state Assemblies & the Parliament, the common man kept silent; when some elected members of our legislative bodies SHOWED THE COLOUR OF THEIR INDIAN TIES UNDERNEATH by lifting the ‘LUNGIES’ everyone sighed in TOTAL BELIEF as they understood; when some legislators –Our Elected Representatives ONLY!- amassed hundreds of crores, grabbed government land in hundreds of acres –which the people in the know call public land or the land of the common man!- , when the MLAs watched pornographic clips in the state assemblies –Only when recorded it becomes an offence or in other words one can watch any number of blue films & pornographic material unstopped in any of the higher legislative councils of Modern Secular India!- , when law was made & enacted to plunder the natural wealth of the state & ofcourse of the common man, in the Assemblies & the Parliament, the Proverbial Common Man kept quit as he very well knew that ‘EVERY ONE HAS THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO MAINTAIN HIS OR HER INNOCENCE’ & HE doesn’t have the means, time or machinery to at least shake THIS WELL MAINTAINED INNOCENCE!

Now a day, it has become a common knowledge that the PROVERBIAL COMMON MAN will never be shaken even by the sight of the State Assemblies & the Indian Parliament having a grand parade of elected representatives such as Angulee Mala, Hitler, Phoolan Devi, Gabbar Sing, Vasavadatta, Madame Magdalene, Raman Raghavan, Jack The Ripper, Dracula, Kamsa, Poothana, Raktha Beejasura, Bagasura, Ravan, Caligula, Medusa, Rhinoceros Rex, Bin Laden, Davood Ibrahim, Veerappan & others! As he the common man perfectly knows that its only such elevated democracies like the Indian one can have such an elevated class of elected representatives and ‘EVERY ONE HAS THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO MAINTAIN HIS OR HER INNOCENCE’, he will always keep mum and maintain his silence for sure, as he knows well that questioning one’s constitutional right is equal to blasphemy & the consequences can be lethal!

Lakshmi, who was a seller of colourful flowers in the Gandhi Bazaar of yore in Bangalore South before she was forcefully thrown away from the few centimetres of footpath she proudly owned as an Indian all these years of democracy & betterment of living standards etc & looted by the AUTHORISED THIEVES OF BANGALORE sounded someone like universal wisdom forming a lithe body & soul! Though she was not eaten for a couple of days as she lost everything in the Modern Day Public Loot which was managed by the Authorised Criminals Of The Area, she readied herself for an interview & was at her intellectual best that the whole world listened to her with rapt attention while she spoke!

"After all they are ONLY our representatives, NO?!" "What else would you expect from them other than what we pretend what we ourselves are which actually we never ever were?!" She exclaimed! "These people represent the people like us who elected them to Panchayaths, District, Corporation & Metro Bodies, Assemblies & Parliament and they are ONLY the democratic representatives of the myriad variety groups of people in OUR UNITY IN DIVERSITY!", she signed off!