The Great Indian Monsoon Saga!

The Bastards Who Waited For Rains Butchering Trees!
 
The bastards have been looking southwards for a couple of weeks now! They all have been waiting for rains all these days...! The arrival of the Great Monsoons from the south....! The life line of Indian Agriculture, Indian Life etc!

They have been reading the daily news papers & eagerly devouring the lines where IMD has told about the coming rains, the ‘MMs’ of rain to fall in a certain area, the percentage of rain the particular spot, area, panchayath, district, state, country etc will get when rain comes, if it comes at all etc! They have been talking volumes about EL NINOs, Global Warming, Low Pressure here, there & everywhere, The Negative Significance of CFCs, The Greatness of the rain coats available in the markets & the great discounts offered before the monsoon starts, Global Wind Structures, The behaviour of Antarctic Penguins at the time of the South Asian monsoons, The Accuracy of IMD’s Frog Forecasters etc!
 

The IMD (The Great Indian Meteorological Department which uses the frogs placed on top of the IMD Towers & their ‘Accurate Croaks’ to ‘Accurately Predict’ the Monsoon Rains!) Personalities (And, it is even strongly rumoured that the earnest & trustworthy IMD had placed at the least a frog, tied, on the top of every thing –movable & immovable!- which is more than 6ft tall, in the south side of the country to have an accurate prediction of Monsoon this time around!), the Hobby Weather Watchers from the government & the non government sides, the gaping public who always was interested in ‘Predictions’ of every sort, the gamblers, the monsoon indices betting people ‘authorised’ by various government departments which solely reserves for themselves the Great Art of Authorisation & SEBI (People have been thinking all these decades that ‘SEBI’ is the name of a North Indian ‘Babu’ who always meddle in everything unnecessarily!), my great neighbours who took great pains to wake up in the wee hours & prepare & pour boiled water on the plants, saplings & whatever I planted, the drug companies which eagerly wanted to force the ‘Monsoon Drugs’ down the throat of ‘the common man stupid’ under the various government sponsored & tacitly supported ‘Monsoon Immunisation + Prevention Of MONSOONIC DEADLY MALADIES’ programmes, the vested interests who always wanted to FISH in the monsoon water puddles & all the other ‘Concerned’ parties have been staying put with all their state of the art telescopes, periscopes, binoculars, body scanners, infrared night vision equipments, Air Borne Early Warning Systems & other millions of gadgets at Cape Camorin, at the top of Swami Vivekananda Statue, on the top of the cursed Mullapperiyar Dam, on the top of the Karnataka Vidhan Soudha & almost completed – at an exorbitant & jaw dropping escalated price!- Vikas Soudha, on the top of the Peepal tree on the top of the mining scared/tainted Kudremukh Hills & other HIGH PLACES! They all have been waiting for the rains of Monsoon!

Various media channels have competitively & successfully conducted and aired ‘AAA’ Rated opinion polls, exit polls, entrance polls, mid term polls & their own brand new various polls on the chances of rain to hit the country, the chances of the strength of the rains when they hit the country etc with maximum coverage; and, millions of people have participated in these polls, many going back home with great prizes like ‘Bullshit Company’ sponsored T-shirts, under garments, empty bottles of aerated drinks, replicas of the Fallen Indian Rupee (FIR!), packets of used condoms etc, which they painstakingly won, getting the maximum number of SMSs from the HUGELY DONKEYISH PUBLIC! 
 

Though the bastards have been looking southwards for a couple of weeks now, they had been deeply involved ‘in their work’ till just before they started waiting for the Monsoon Rains! They had been cutting trees & forests, non stop all these months & years, in the name of development, progress, employment, Rozgar, Roti, Kapada & Makkan, mining, undermining, road widening, pocket widening etc! They had regularly been uprooting trees & erasing thousands of hectors of forest land ‘in the name of their Dead Non Existent Fathers’, with the support of the ‘Who Is Who’ of ‘the authorising evil contingents’ all over the country (Who got their begging bowls filled with the ‘Sap Money’ of the slaughtered forests & trees!)!

And, they made it 100% sure that no sapling is planted in all those areas where they have even a tiny iota of influence! They, with their ‘Bastard Supporters’, trampled on all the saplings & plants they saw in their Bastard Eyes, anywhere & everywhere they went! They hired private detective agencies to find out where all new & young plants & saplings are grown & after getting the pieces of information they destroyed all those things in the stealthiest of the operations in such a fashion that there grew no plants for years! They made laws & they helped to make laws which make sure that ‘No Tree, Plant, and Sapling Grow Anywhere’!

 

These Bastards covered ‘the Face & Eyes of Law’ with their ‘Money Veil’ & Technical Expertise (Which is nothing but the naked exploitation of the loop holes of Law!) & cut the trees into extinction, in the darkest of nights! They cut the trees and eliminated even the seeds & then made the rules to preserve & protect forests; they made it a fashion to uproot trees to extinction; they had their indoctrinating Epics ghost written where deforestation was described the ultimate virtue; they made movies where trees & forests became Evil Dead; they poured boiled water on the immovable & mute plants & saplings to have a high and to satisfy their ‘Bastard Egos’; they ‘Deliberately Unknowingly’ trampled on the plants & saplings their neighbours planted in their own gardens, as if those plants & saplings were grown on the chest of their Dead & Gone Non Existent Fathers; they ridiculed all ‘those who planted something’ as aboriginals & utterly uncivilised! In short, these Bastards danced & killed each & every plant they came to know about and rejoiced!

But, they never stopped breathing the oxygen some poor tree or plant produced, somewhere far away from these Bastards; they never stopped polluting the air, environment & the Earth with great emissions of toxic gases & carbon dioxide! They burnt trees & they burnt fossil fuel in equal measure & polluted the world; they kept polluting the world & at the same time kept destroying The Very Things which made These Bastards live on this ‘Once Beautiful’ Mother Earth! They kept pouring to the hill stations where ONLY HILLS are present (& NO TREES, at all!) and kept their exuberant polluting techniques unstopped! They kept themselves cool by poisoning all the other things around them, as they themselves are toxically toxic! And, they tried to be under the cool shades of trees which they had already eliminated years ago, feigning they didn’t know they couldn’t have the shades of trees without the trees existing!
 

As ‘the Ultimate Poison Of The World’ These Bastards move on this Earth, most of the times unnoticed & sometimes glorified by the easily gullible contemporaries! And, they keep waiting for the Monsoon Rains, with all their armies of toxifying gadgets, talking elaborately about El Ninos, High & Low Pressure Areas in the various parts of the world, Glacier Melting & other ‘SIGNIFICANT’ things, which These Bastards think are the reasons behind a much delayed or extremely poor Monsoon! These Bastards never understand or want to understand HOW all these things depend of the thousands of plants, saplings, trees & forests they butchered & made extinct!