ISI - MARK OF INDIA OR PAKISTAN?!

From Kashmir issue to Kargil War to Parliament attack to Mumbai 29/11 everything is attributed to ISI, the Inter Services Intelligence of Pakistan! One seriously doubts what their counter parts in India are doing! Slowly the Indians start to develop a fear or can we say an admiration towards ISI as they get away with whatever they do & keep repeating things which always hurt India & Indians where it hurts most!

When the ‘Bribe Taking Inspector of Police’ (B-TIP, as he is ‘fondly’ called!) caught the rider of the bike on not wearing a helmet & tried to ‘charge him something underhand’ he didn’t budge even a single iota & started to sing 'Vande Matharam' & all at the top f his voice that all the other residents of that locality dashed to the CRIME SITE! There they saw a bike rider without a helmet caught by the Bribe Taking Inspector Of Police (B-TIP) & singing, at the top of his voice, Great Patriotic Songs of Yore! The Bribe Taker painstakingly tried to stop his chanting; but as he thought whether he would be suspended for 'The Crime Against The State' (As the so called offender was singing great patriotic songs non stop!) he didn’t become his usual self who always kicked the so called (‘Alleged’ in the media terms!) offenders under the belly & where it hurts most, without ever causing any mark of an injury, first & talked later!

As there came a soothing slow down in the law offender biker’s top pitch patriotic singing, people  who gathered in large numbers started to ask the alleged offender biker what the problem was. He with his Patriotic Arrogance & Pride told them that the bribe taker (B-TIP) asked him to be an Anti India & Anti Patriotic! And, he continued saying that the bribe taker has asked him to wear a helmet while riding a bike & that too WITH THE MARK OF THE PAKISTANI INTELLIGENCE SEVICE - ISI - on it, which he could not tolerate & he will never! And, he elaborated, to all those around him who lapped up whatever he said the very instant he spat it out, that it is because he is a Patriotic Indian he is harassed by this ISI Agent who always promotes ISI & Their nefarious designs!

The helpless & patriotically cornered police inspector or the so called B-TIP, out of his pathetic state he was in, asked, as a compromise, the Patriotic Offender to start wearing a helmet without the ISI mark, which was against the Indian Traffic Rules & Regulations, which he was reminded of by his Bribe Taking Subordinate (BTS!)! But, not listening to him, the B-TIP pointed out that more than 80% of the helmets in the country are NOT ISI Marked; and, hence, the biker could have gone for a helmet which never had the PAKISTANI DESIGN on it to protect his head & by that his precious life, in case he meets with an accident & never have his great patriotic sentiments bruised!

The B-TIP even made it clear that India is a country where only the rider will DIE due to NOT WEARING a helmet if met with an accident & the pillion rider will escape unhurt & keep living though he or she fails to wear a helmet & meets with a deadly accident, as LEGALLY death can catch ONLY the rider -and never a pillion rider!- as according to the traffic rule book! The B-TIP reminded the ‘Alleged’ Offender & all those who gathered there –who bayed for the unpatriotic blood of the B-TIP!- that in India it is only those without an ISI Marked Helmet can & are permitted to die, if met with a deadly accident, while the pillion rider, despite not having a helmet to cover his or her head, will keep living as death cannot take him or her under the all prevailing & forceful Indian Traffic Rules! 

The All Knowing Common Man's question is if the ISI Mark on the helmet can save a life & the rule book says ‘ONLY ISI Marked Helmets’ can be worn why all these fuss about ISI?! He seriously doubts that the media, government & all are trying to sabotage the good image of ISI to have some secret political mileage as how can a life saver (ISI) be life destructive?! And, he asks if ISI Mark is OK with helmets then why the ‘ISI Marked’ (Made, Circulated & Marketed By ISI!) Indian Fake Currency Notes can’t be accepted nationwide & the agents who make the ISI Mark in the matter of Fake Indian Currency in India given Bharat Rathnas?!

The All Knowing Common Man also urges that all the people in India who OWE COMPLETE & UNWAVERING ALLEGIANCE to Pakistani ISI (The Fact That They Are In Crores doesn’t seem to bother him!) should be considered ‘MORE INDIAN’ than the others & WHATEVER DEMANDS THEY MAKE 24/7 SHOULD BE MET, UNGRUDGINGLY! He also adds that the Kandahar Plane Hijacking & all should be seen in a very positive light & the terrorists freed then should be considered Great Servicemen as they had been working 24/7 for ISI, which stands for great quality of Life, always!

FOOT NOTE:-

It is scientifically proven beyond any doubt that it is the ‘ISI Mark’ that saves thousands of lives in India & not, as has been popularly believed all these decades, the quality of the helmet worn! Hence, to save the life of a biker, in the case of an accident happening, the ONLY DIFFERENTIATING ASPECT which segregates Life from Death is an ‘ISI Mark’ and nothing more! Hence, it can be positively deemed that just sticking an ISI Mark on the fore head or any part of one’s head, however tiny it may look, will be the Ultimate Protection one needs while riding a bike; and the trouble making helmets can be phased out in time!

 

And, all those people who make Non ISI Standard Helmets & sell them all in the open market to the easily gullible so called common men of India as ISI Standard Helmets, just by sticking an ISI Sticker on to them,  should be appreciated & honoured, as they are doing a great work in the times of Government Propelled Inflation of double digits, as they make the helmets reachable to the commonest of the common men & cost effective and save millions of lives from the unpredictable & deadly accidents, thanks to the ISI Stickers they pasted on them! But, despite all these raging discussions, explanations, elaborations, briefing & all, for the common men of India one very serious doubt remains : whether ‘ISI’ is Indian or Pakistani ?!