God Saves God's Own Country!

On Her Last Legs, Nature Does It, May Be For The Last Time!

The Monsoon has failed, may be for the first time in decades....! And, that is the picture emerging from the last few weeks of Rains or 'Not' Rains! From June its been predicted by one & all that it will be a normal monsoon & all the things were in order to welcome the much needed Monsoon of India! Everywhere weather forecasts were made about the oncoming Monsoon rains! Everyone was in preparation to welcome the on coming Monsoon Rains, from the south!

But, SOON everyone came to know that the Monsoon failed to arrive as it was thought of or in other words as the people of India have been seeing it come all these decades! The southern state of Kerala, where the Monsoons set its foot for the first time in India, has been waiting for the Monsoon rains by the last week of May. The state which becomes lush green in the months of Monsoon this time waited in vain...the Kerala Monsoon Tourism Sector which attracts thousands of people from all over the world stood dumfounded this time around, as the Monsoons didn’t arrive in Kerala as it has been doing all these long decades.

No one in the state even heard of the Monsoon playing truant like it did this monsoon season; no one ever, even in the wildest of the nightmares has seen this happening! The Indian Monsoon took clue from the Kerala Monsoon & reduced itself to mere trickles, where ever it went, traveling its decades' old familiar travel maps! It rained somewhere as if the Monsoons this year have some strong reservations on raining itself! It was stingier than the stingiest of the persons in the world, as far as raining is concerned!

Water level, all over India, especially in the southern states, which all solely depend on the monsoon rains for water, went well below normal for the very first time in the centuries old Monsoon season! All the dams, which are considered the main stay of the Indian electric power supply & irrigation (Most of them in the southern states depend solely on the Monsoons to fill their tummies!), stand almost completely drained! The so called power cuts are back in the system, for the first time ever, in the Monsoon season, due to the severe shortage of water in the dams! Even lakes have gone bone dry & the capital city of Tamilnadu, Chennai, the erstwhile Madras, is facing the severest water shortage in eons!

Not a single southern state is spared in this drastic change in the course of Monsoon rains! The experts & at the same time the commoners, in a unified voice, voice their concern & at the same time hide their concern by blaming all this on El Ninos, Global Warming & other undecipherable technical things! The analyses & the recast weather forecasts have been pouring down the media all these weeks. Even special 'poojas' were performed to propitiate the rain gods; whatever that is there to do to make the Monsoon rains come down were done, non stop, all these days; still, there is no trace of the Monsoon rains! The sowing of the Kharif Crops have not been done due to the lack of  Monsoon rains & hence the food situation for the morrows is certainly  going to be very grim as 70% & above of Indian Food production depends SOLELY on the monsoon rains!

But despite all the efforts, predictions, analyses & all, the still eluding thing is the very thing everyone has been  waiting for & doing all that they can do, including propitiating the rain gods etc, the Monsoon Rains! But, here, what the Indians, particularly those in the southern states don't understand is the most important role the mother of all rains, Mother Nature, plays here, impeccably! Nature, which never had politics, religion, cast, creed or colour is playing HER hand in a highly dexterous way that the haughty human being fails to understand her implications, which are there, for all to see, understand & assimilate!

What SHE does here is PROTECTING HER CHILDREN from certain & at the same time deadly disaster which will wipe out at the least 35-40 lakhs of people & deal a blow that will leave generations incapacitated! Though SHE knows that there will be severe problems if Monsoon fails SHE considers the lives of millions of people a better stake which SHE would not compromise on, ever! SHE knows that copious Monsoon Rains means copious water flow into the dams & refilling the ground water sources which all have been treacherously exploited by the extremely greedy human beings! SHE also knows that good monsoon rains mean good crops & better living conditions for the poor in the months after the rains! Despite knowing all these things SHE also know that good crops, good ground water levels, good & copious water flow into the dams from where irrigation is mostly done & the electricity is produced will not be any sort of a compensation for the deadly disaster which will befall millions of people if SHE RAINS HER MONSOON RAINS!

What SHE has done by stopping the Monsoons on their tracks is Protecting the evilishly passive & self centred Keralites who will, without having any chance, lose their precious lives in millions & generations of incomparable human suffering, which will be much more than the generations of sufferings of the Hiroshima & Nagasaki atomic bombings when SHE lets the Monsoons Rain & fill the Mullapperiyar Dam with their voluminous waters & the dam breaks at a certain point of time, which can be any moment after the usual Monsoon rains!

The Politics of Hatred, the Politics of Stupidity, the Politics of Arrogance, the Politics of Insensibility, the Politics of High Handedness, the Politics of Votes & Numbers, the Politics of Inhumanity, the Politics of Majority, the Politics of Minority  & all could not do anything at all when the Mullapperiyar Dam breaks open after the usual Monsoon rains & the water in it travels, all the way down, to the Arabian Sea, with the vengeance of a million tsunamis, taking everything with it on the final journey of millions of dead bodies of Humans, Animals, Trees & all!

It is so great that despite all the ground work expertly & covertly being done for this Holocaust to happen, by all the evil & villainous people who always fish in the puddled waters, the tragedy of epic proportions these scheming & villainous perpetrators waited to happen with baited breath & millions of wreaths to be placed on the numberless dead bodies in their name, failed to happen as Mother Nature (or should we say GOD?!) let the Monsoon fail for the first time in centuries & saved the people of Her (GOD's!) Own Country!

Despite all these things done by HER, ‘the extremely thankless & stupidly inactive people of Kerala’ keep doing all the sub human activities, oblivious of the fact that SHE won’t be protecting all those who treacherously keep destroying HER (Mother Nature) in the name of progress & all the other toxic man made programmes from where only wholesome destruction, annihilation & death will emerge!

 Special Note: Now as the Monsoon failed & the water flow into the Mullapperiyar Dam is at its lowest quantity, the all aggressive & insensibly selfish Tamil Political Exploiters would not be in a position to exert STUPID POLITICAL PRESSURE to elevate the water level in the Mullapperiyar Dam to THEIR EXPECTED LEVELS!

Now the question that pops up in one’s mind is whether the fanatically selfish & insensible politicians of Tamilnadu be able to threaten Mother Nature physically as they did in the case of Keralites, shatter Mother Nature into smithereens as they did with the Kerala shops & vehicles in Chennai & other parts of Tamilnadu, arm twist the Monsoon Rains as they did with the spineless politicians of Kerala, shamelessly bribe the Monsoon rains as they did with the treacherous officials of Kerala, block the Monsoon clouds indefinitely on the Tamilnadu border areas as they did with the transport system between Kerala & Tamilnadu, file a suit in the Supreme Court against Mother Nature & Monsoon Rains as they did against the Kerala People or not?! 

The Great Indian Monsoon Saga!

The Bastards Who Waited For Rains Butchering Trees!
 
The bastards have been looking southwards for a couple of weeks now! They all have been waiting for rains all these days...! The arrival of the Great Monsoons from the south....! The life line of Indian Agriculture, Indian Life etc!

They have been reading the daily news papers & eagerly devouring the lines where IMD has told about the coming rains, the ‘MMs’ of rain to fall in a certain area, the percentage of rain the particular spot, area, panchayath, district, state, country etc will get when rain comes, if it comes at all etc! They have been talking volumes about EL NINOs, Global Warming, Low Pressure here, there & everywhere, The Negative Significance of CFCs, The Greatness of the rain coats available in the markets & the great discounts offered before the monsoon starts, Global Wind Structures, The behaviour of Antarctic Penguins at the time of the South Asian monsoons, The Accuracy of IMD’s Frog Forecasters etc!
 

The IMD (The Great Indian Meteorological Department which uses the frogs placed on top of the IMD Towers & their ‘Accurate Croaks’ to ‘Accurately Predict’ the Monsoon Rains!) Personalities (And, it is even strongly rumoured that the earnest & trustworthy IMD had placed at the least a frog, tied, on the top of every thing –movable & immovable!- which is more than 6ft tall, in the south side of the country to have an accurate prediction of Monsoon this time around!), the Hobby Weather Watchers from the government & the non government sides, the gaping public who always was interested in ‘Predictions’ of every sort, the gamblers, the monsoon indices betting people ‘authorised’ by various government departments which solely reserves for themselves the Great Art of Authorisation & SEBI (People have been thinking all these decades that ‘SEBI’ is the name of a North Indian ‘Babu’ who always meddle in everything unnecessarily!), my great neighbours who took great pains to wake up in the wee hours & prepare & pour boiled water on the plants, saplings & whatever I planted, the drug companies which eagerly wanted to force the ‘Monsoon Drugs’ down the throat of ‘the common man stupid’ under the various government sponsored & tacitly supported ‘Monsoon Immunisation + Prevention Of MONSOONIC DEADLY MALADIES’ programmes, the vested interests who always wanted to FISH in the monsoon water puddles & all the other ‘Concerned’ parties have been staying put with all their state of the art telescopes, periscopes, binoculars, body scanners, infrared night vision equipments, Air Borne Early Warning Systems & other millions of gadgets at Cape Camorin, at the top of Swami Vivekananda Statue, on the top of the cursed Mullapperiyar Dam, on the top of the Karnataka Vidhan Soudha & almost completed – at an exorbitant & jaw dropping escalated price!- Vikas Soudha, on the top of the Peepal tree on the top of the mining scared/tainted Kudremukh Hills & other HIGH PLACES! They all have been waiting for the rains of Monsoon!

Various media channels have competitively & successfully conducted and aired ‘AAA’ Rated opinion polls, exit polls, entrance polls, mid term polls & their own brand new various polls on the chances of rain to hit the country, the chances of the strength of the rains when they hit the country etc with maximum coverage; and, millions of people have participated in these polls, many going back home with great prizes like ‘Bullshit Company’ sponsored T-shirts, under garments, empty bottles of aerated drinks, replicas of the Fallen Indian Rupee (FIR!), packets of used condoms etc, which they painstakingly won, getting the maximum number of SMSs from the HUGELY DONKEYISH PUBLIC! 
 

Though the bastards have been looking southwards for a couple of weeks now, they had been deeply involved ‘in their work’ till just before they started waiting for the Monsoon Rains! They had been cutting trees & forests, non stop all these months & years, in the name of development, progress, employment, Rozgar, Roti, Kapada & Makkan, mining, undermining, road widening, pocket widening etc! They had regularly been uprooting trees & erasing thousands of hectors of forest land ‘in the name of their Dead Non Existent Fathers’, with the support of the ‘Who Is Who’ of ‘the authorising evil contingents’ all over the country (Who got their begging bowls filled with the ‘Sap Money’ of the slaughtered forests & trees!)!

And, they made it 100% sure that no sapling is planted in all those areas where they have even a tiny iota of influence! They, with their ‘Bastard Supporters’, trampled on all the saplings & plants they saw in their Bastard Eyes, anywhere & everywhere they went! They hired private detective agencies to find out where all new & young plants & saplings are grown & after getting the pieces of information they destroyed all those things in the stealthiest of the operations in such a fashion that there grew no plants for years! They made laws & they helped to make laws which make sure that ‘No Tree, Plant, and Sapling Grow Anywhere’!

 

These Bastards covered ‘the Face & Eyes of Law’ with their ‘Money Veil’ & Technical Expertise (Which is nothing but the naked exploitation of the loop holes of Law!) & cut the trees into extinction, in the darkest of nights! They cut the trees and eliminated even the seeds & then made the rules to preserve & protect forests; they made it a fashion to uproot trees to extinction; they had their indoctrinating Epics ghost written where deforestation was described the ultimate virtue; they made movies where trees & forests became Evil Dead; they poured boiled water on the immovable & mute plants & saplings to have a high and to satisfy their ‘Bastard Egos’; they ‘Deliberately Unknowingly’ trampled on the plants & saplings their neighbours planted in their own gardens, as if those plants & saplings were grown on the chest of their Dead & Gone Non Existent Fathers; they ridiculed all ‘those who planted something’ as aboriginals & utterly uncivilised! In short, these Bastards danced & killed each & every plant they came to know about and rejoiced!

But, they never stopped breathing the oxygen some poor tree or plant produced, somewhere far away from these Bastards; they never stopped polluting the air, environment & the Earth with great emissions of toxic gases & carbon dioxide! They burnt trees & they burnt fossil fuel in equal measure & polluted the world; they kept polluting the world & at the same time kept destroying The Very Things which made These Bastards live on this ‘Once Beautiful’ Mother Earth! They kept pouring to the hill stations where ONLY HILLS are present (& NO TREES, at all!) and kept their exuberant polluting techniques unstopped! They kept themselves cool by poisoning all the other things around them, as they themselves are toxically toxic! And, they tried to be under the cool shades of trees which they had already eliminated years ago, feigning they didn’t know they couldn’t have the shades of trees without the trees existing!
 

As ‘the Ultimate Poison Of The World’ These Bastards move on this Earth, most of the times unnoticed & sometimes glorified by the easily gullible contemporaries! And, they keep waiting for the Monsoon Rains, with all their armies of toxifying gadgets, talking elaborately about El Ninos, High & Low Pressure Areas in the various parts of the world, Glacier Melting & other ‘SIGNIFICANT’ things, which These Bastards think are the reasons behind a much delayed or extremely poor Monsoon! These Bastards never understand or want to understand HOW all these things depend of the thousands of plants, saplings, trees & forests they butchered & made extinct!   

ANOTHER 13 OF MY QUOTES!

1) “Rainless Monsoons Will Be The Oder Of The Day If We Continue Cutting Trees Incessantly & Senselessly!”

2) “In India, everything is fine & under perfect control till the moment something happens severely disastrous; and 'these somethings' happen quite often & quite effortlessly that India has become a MUCH HAPPENING PLACE!”

3) “No Trees...No Rains....No Rains....No Water....No Water....No Life!”

4) YOU PLANT 'SOMETHING', 'SOMETHING' WILL GROW!
YOU DO 'SOMETHING', 'SOMETHING' WILL BE DONE!
YOU PLANT 'NOTHING', 'NOTHING' WILL GROW!
YOU DO 'NOTHING', 'NOTHING' WILL BE DONE!

5) “PEOPLE ‘USE DOUBTS’ AS A TOOL ‘NOT TO DO THINGS’ WHICH THEY DON'T WANT TO DO!”

6) “Life....! The simplest thing in the universe........But made complicated by the ever complicating mechanism called MIND!”

7) "When people think life is complicated it automatically becomes complex for them...And when they think its simple its simple for them...And the thought for the day and the days to come is "you decide which sort of life you want..!"

8) “Simplicity - it’s a great thing to know that life is simple.....it was and it will be...!”

9) "Quality or rather the obvious lack of it is the bane of the present generation students!"

10) "When the curriculum, teachers, universities, teaching methods & the learning environment are based/deep rooted in inefficiency, irresponsibility, lack of quality, lack of vision and a million stupidities, it would be a Himalayan Blunder to expect something Quality-Wise 'HIGH CLASS' from the present day student!"

11) "If the syllabus the college students learn is stupidly substandard, the training imparted from the colleges stupidly negative, the standard of the teachers teaching them abysmally low and the knowledge they get from education almost insignificant & out of date, how one will RAISE ONESELF to the international quality standards which today's jobseeker direct from college requires?"

12) "These 'idiots' (qualityless & unlearned students!) are fit for nothing but assume that it is their stupid right to become another Narayana Murthy or Bill Gates! These stupid monkeys try to ape 'the well-known' in any field and 'profess' THEY DREAM BIG! But these idiots never know Monkeys & Donkeys are destined to be Monkeys & Donkeys!"

13) “In India investigation means thinking about what would have been & what would not have been after a tragedy, where losses are severe & disastrous..................where "WHAT IS TO BE" IS ALWAYS THE CASUALITY!”