How To Kill The Legends Of Sports & Games!

“Gods Are To Be Killed & Sacrificed On The Altar Of The Religion They Are Gods Of!”

Legend Killer, Post Independent India.

The People Of India have always been thinking about "How They Can Kill The Legends Well Before Their Time Comes!?", at the least, in the matter of their sporting & gaming Legends, Stalwarts, Greats etc! People Of India have been doing this non stop all these decades after the Independence, with machine like accuracy!

It is like religion to them where they even don't hesitate to sacrifice their Gods - that’s the perfect sports/games lover, the devoted Indian Sports/Games Believer! They think that this special interest in killing the legends have come from their Aryan Roots when they were a war like tribe, thousands of years ago! Hence, the Billion Indians ungrudgingly & unanimously participate in this Killing The Gods Ceremony with all the sort of dedication & intensity that ‘ONLY’ they can cough up! They will stop -though temporarily! –their Killing Passion ONLY when they have crucified any of their GODs! 

The process they have mastered over the decades is very simple & convincing! It is something like Adoration & Adulation to the extremes where they even will sometimes sacrifice themselves (here, what they sacrifice is nothing other than their cricket ground size egos; still it is a sublime sacrifice & no physical harm is intended!) & follow their GODs as dogs, no matter what happens to them, at the least their inner self! They throng these GODs, if possible, every second of their Legend Life & do whatever sorts of disturbances to these GODs in the name of the STAR ADORATION & ADULATION! They wait days & nights infront of these God Heavens just to have a glimpse of their GODs!

It is, then, the ‘Time Of Gods’....their Time of showing their might infront of the all adoring Indian Worshippers who continuously write volumes in the name of their Particular God & build new temples for their God every second of their life! 

It is when the GODs can feel the might of being a GOD....! They can do anything they wish in these days....they can ask anything from their worshippers....they can even declare there won’t be any MORE powerful GODs to come after....they can even ask for the LIFE of the worshippers.....everything they wish will HAPPEN....the Existence Of God they can feel.....! That is the time of Miracles... Immortality...Universality.....Omnipresence....Great Happenings....!

In the game or sport they are GODs, they will deliver goods as if nothing similar ever happened before...they will be compared to and called ‘THE MIGHTY’, Tiger, Eagle, Wall, Sun, Blue Whale, Anti Ballistic Missile, Tsunami, Atom Bomb, Torpedo, Dynamite, Dragon, and even ‘THE ALMIGHTY’, non stop...their busts will be put at every street corner in the country...their opinion on everything will be recorded & broadcast live, 24/7.....they will be the FACE OF EVERY SEVENTH GRADE PRODUCT in the market, which will be sold in the market like hot cakes ...and what not?! It is the THEIR Time...the Time Of Gods!

But, as we all know, good time as well God Time definitely won’t last that long....! Just after the Gods enter the Game or Sport arena in shining armour the count down will be automatically started....! ‘All those who are there as the worshippers of gods are going to be fooled by these COUNT DOWNERS sooner than later’ is a fact which IS never remembered by anyone but the Count Downers whose BUSINESS is TO COUNT DOWN & eject the gods from their trajectory, for ever! Sooner than later this ejection OR the killing of the Gods IS going to happen, though NOTHING seems to suggest this obvious in the explosive environment when the GODs enter The GODS’ FIELD in their shining armours!

When the gods start performing or in other words SHOW THE GOD MAGIC or MIRACLE in front of the wonderstruck, all adoring worshippers, it seems like the SHOW WILL GO ON for ever & for ever....! Then, as eagerly awaited & expected by the COUNT DOWNERS, one FINE day, the Gods start to MISS a strike or a hit or a game or a match or a series or a championship point or a wicket or a catch or a something....! Then & There starts the Time of the Count Downers Or The Killers Of The Gods Of The Sports & Games, which has been eagerly awaited from the moment the GODs appeared for the first time infront of the all adoring worshippers!

To this group of Count Downers ARE added the GODs WHO DIED EARLIER, BEING AT THE RECIEVING END OF THE ACTION OF ‘THE THEIR TIME’ COUNT DOWNERS! These Already Dead Gods (ADGs!) always are an extremely envious lot that they ALWAYS TRY to keep adding to their ever expanding group of DEAD & FORGOTTEN GODs! What they do is waiting for another GOD to die & join their ranks that they can feel the happiness of ending a GOD’s Life and making Him dead as they themselves are! These Dead Gods (DGs!) play one of the most important & greatest roles in the killing of the Living Gods (LGs!)! When the Living Gods fail to deliver, it is these Dead Gods (who IS dead for ages) who start the so called analysis –actually, ‘analysis’ in the Dead Gods’ terms means killing or making the Living God dead! They are adept in the process of killing their own posterity as THEY NEVER WANT & WISH TO TOLERATE ANY LIVING GOD’S EXISTENCE AFTER THEIR ‘BYGONE’ TIME & see the Living Gods get the worship they enjoyed, once upon a time!

The Dead Gods (DGs!) & the Count Downers (CDs!) work in wholesome unison to kill the Living Gods (LGs!) and always succeed in their effort, effortlessly, as they have a Master Plan in the process (Which has proven itself ‘UNSTOPPABLE’ time & again!) which seldom fails! The plan IS ‘WHEN A GOD FAILS TO DELIVER, ATTACK HIM FROM ALL THE SIDES & WITH ALL THE MIGHT, IMMEDIATELY’ THAT HE NEVER RECOVERS & DIES A ‘NATURAL LOOKING’ DEATH!

When the attack is so severe & baseless, the Living God won’t be able to focus on the miracles & wonders HE is supposed to perform infront of his worshippers and will surely fail them that the worshippers –the most stupid & idiotic that they always are!- too will start asking for THEIR OWN GOD’s BLOOD! Then the HAPLESS GOD will ready HIMSELF for HIS OWN SACRIFICE at the altar of the religion HE IS THE GOD OF! The media also will give their invaluable contribution in the GOD SACRIFICE! The people who present the GODS’s acts to the commoners (Read ‘Media’!), who never ever have been into the FIELD OF GOD, will continuously dish out highly inflammable articles on the DEFICIENCY Of GODs despite they, the writers themselves, being Deficiency Personified!  

These Great People or The GOD Killers are every where in India in millions of disguises and they include the great people in The Universities of India (Particularly The One In Hyderabad!) who even don’t know whether The World Champion of Chess from India, Viswanathan Anand Is An Indian or not! But, ofcourse, they won’t hesitate sacrificing the World Champion in the hope of getting another DOUBTFUL (As, then also, this kind of people won’t be sure about ‘the Indianness’ of the WORLD CHAMPION, if at all India ever make another World Champion in Chess!) World Chess Champion in the year 2313!

Down the memory lane, these ‘KILLERS’ have been killing many a legend in the sports & games’ fields, non stop! And, these ‘KILLERS’ also keep the heads of the GODs they killed on their display board to boast about what all they did & what all they will! We can see the HEADS OF GODs like Kapil Dev, Gavaskar, Prakash Padukone, P.T Usha, Javagal Sreenath, Saurav Ganguly, Rahul Dravid & so many others there on display! And, NOW, the Greatest GOD HEAD these ‘God Killers’ are gunning at obviously seems to be that of Sachin Tendulkar! The momentum we see in them at the present even don’t give us an intimation that suggests these people are going to stop what they have been doing all these decades after the Independence! Hence, let us celebrate the Glory Of These Legend Killers & Put The ‘Killed’ Bodies of Our Once Great Gods Into The Pyre Of Oblivion and move forward waiting for ANOTHER GOD TO APPEAR INFRONT OF US ALL, TO BE KILLED!

Cultural Non-Existence Of India or Indians!

The Joint Family System we the Indians had developed taking centuries just got obliterated by the nuclear families which copied the western ways without thinking what they were throwing into the waste baskets & what they were taking in as their own! Indians never thought for a couple of minutes before they shifted allegiance to a completely foreign idea. They never thought of the culture they had been developing over the millennia! What ‘the others’ taught them, they followed blindly & never thought of the INDIANNESS OF THEIR EXISTENCE!

They shattered into smithereens the millennia-built cultural structure of India or Bharath as it should be called, without any guilt consciousness, AS THEY THOUGHT WHATEVER THERE WAS IN BHARATH ALIEN! They considered whatever that is Bharatiya or Indian Slavish & Uncultured & ran after something or the other which were not even a couple of hundred years old! They never knew that whatever they ran after were never tested & proven in time; they never cared even! They praised the western anything & kept a well-studied passiveness & animosity towards anything Bharatiya or Indian! Whatever western was emulated & Bharatiya looked down on! And, hence, Civilised became uncivilised & not yet proven things became CIVILISATION to these people who all of a sudden switched sides! Automatically, all the OTHER or WESTERN THINGS took charge of the situation & after some time were forced upon those who were still clinging onto the remains of WHAT WE HAD BEEN! When even a mere 500-1400 year old things were praised as something supernatural & sublime the 6000-7000 year old Bharath Culture was readily, silently & unceremoniously kicked away from the main frame of the INDIAN MINDS!

We started to build the alien Flat Culture as our own, flattening our great Bharat Culture; we built nuclear families which cut the roots of our culture never ever to germinate again; we started to talk & even think in the alien languages which were thrust upon us when we were NOT FREE; we wore western coats, suits etc in the sweltering sun; we gulped Russian vodka, brandy & whiskey and went for the Churchillian Cheroots; we read Shakespeare & Goethe and feigned ignorance of Valmiki & Vyasa; we romanticised the 12th & 13th century castles of Europe & never knew Ajanta, Ellora, Khojaraho, Mahabalipuram or the magnificent forts of Rajasthan; we knew Machiavelli well but kept our ignorance burning on Kautilya or Chanakya; we started to learn & propagate the love towards German, Latin & Urdu but failed to even think of Sanskrit; we held symposiums on Oxford & Cambridge & never uttered Nalanda; we forgot Kasi, Prayag, Sarnath & remembered London, Paris & Oslo; we stopped thinking BHARATIYA & started thinking western!

Our Education System became the BUILDING FACTORY for all those things -companies & all - which are western & is for the west and based on western style! Our Medicine System Ayurveda was thrown away for the sake of Western Medicine while the westerners learned to extract benefit from it! We ran after Consumerism, following the west without ever seeing what it has done to the western people! We try to match our likings to those of the west; IF WE DONT FEEL LIKE WEST WE FEEL UTTERLY CHEAP & INSIGNIFICANT; "WHATEVER THEY MADE US THINK WE THOUGHT FEVERISHLY" & FOLLOWED THEM DOGGEDLY, WAGGING OUR TAILS INCESSANTLY!

Aping West in everything, including life style (including old age homes, kindergarten, convent education etc), culture, food, etiquette, education, medicine, money-spending system (Retirement scheme, insurance, banks & investment companies, stock market etc) consumerism and even THINKING for which no other external aid is required other than what is ours, became or made to be a fashion statement! We decorated our culture as a whore & promenaded it as A WESTERN CIVILIZED GLAM DOLL; we lifted our saris & lungees in the crowded WESTERNIZED INDIAN MARKETS TO DECLARE "OUR WESTERN 'UNDERGARMENT-EXISTENCE"; we moved in 2 pieces to prove OUR CULTURE; we felt whatever the WESTERNERS DID WAS FREEDOM & APED THEM BLINDLY; we pointed our fingers to the Ajanta, Ellora & Khojaraho & RAN NAKED IN THE NAME OF WESTERN FREEDOM!

In British Raj we gave them raw material & they altered them & sold us with a huge price hike; today we labour & alter whatever we have & give them cheap! Whatever we do we do it KEEPING IN MIND THE WAY THE WEST DOES IT; WE TODAY LIVE FOR THE WEST; WE ARE DEAD AS INDIANS or BHARATIYA! In older times we ONLY HAD TO GO AS FAR AS THE MIGHTY HIMALAYAS TO FIND OUR GODS; NOW WE HAVE OUR GODS POSTED PERMANENTLY IN THE WEST!

It has almost become as “Life Is West & East Is Death”, as WE ASSUME TO SEE All The Great Things On the other side of the fence, which is between us & the west! The WEST-CRAZE has become so engrossing & consuming that even if ONE PERISHES IN LIFE, ONE WANTS TO PERISH IN THE WESTERN STYLE! We follow a system which is NOT OURS or THEIRS....It is somewhere between these two cultures-the yet to be proven & the well proven culture of ours- which is like falling between 2 stools & never ever waking up!

TWIN TOWERS, TERRORISM & THE FIRE FIGHTERS OF BANGALORE!

They Are The Great Fire-Fighters of Bangalore! They are masters of their craft – fire fighting! Whatever happens to those for whom they provide their valuable service, they will go on fire fighting! It is even heard that come what may they will fight fire! That is the dedication & commitment these people show to their profession! When one sees these master craftsmen doing what they do, one wonders what our Mother Earth would have been, if these dedicated fire-fighters were not here for all of us, the poor men who inherited 30 x 40 square inches of area on this over crowded Earth!

It is wondered & whispered often that these great creatures have superhuman abilities! What all techniques these people use to save people from fire .....! And what all brilliant ideas they invent, just off the cuff! Their variety of movements is magical & innumerable! What should we call them but Sheer Masters of Their Art?! Or should we call them Gods of Their Own Craft?! Everyone who ponders on this subject will find oneself in utter confusion, as it is that much difficult to describe these Multi-Faceted Masters!

Who will not look & marvel at these colourfully attired people, who travel only in colourful vehicles with siren & honking accompanied?! When they pass, all the others look at them with awe! And, these Masters know pretty well that even their mere glances are Nectar to these ordinary mortals! It is a delight even to look at them with astonishment & wonder! They are of course not of this world.....they are ethereal! And hence their actions too will bear the Stamp of Heavens! And, in lot of places & number of times they, because of their benign nature, have helped mortals reach Heavens, as well!

Despite being Gods of Their Craft & Heavenly Messengers, they are very playful & entertaining! They find enough time to play games of their own even when a fire is raging & mortals are trapped in it! As Gods always do, they do whatever they wish to do without thinking about consequences, as gods it is not them who suffer ultimately & they will get plenty of chances to continue playing their favourite games!

In a playful mood, one of the Fire Fighter Gods asked one of the persons who was standing on the 3rd floor of a burning building to wrap a cord, which the god made reach him, around his waist & pulled him down, in a great effort to save him from fire, remembering the same trick he used to rescue one who was trapped in a well, a couple of years back! Another couple of gods played another playful game in which they asked another person who was standing on the 4th floor of a burning building to jump, promising that they would catch him with the Piece of Cloth (It is locally called ‘Cotton Lungie’ the loin cloth!) they had with them; but when he jumped, trusting these playful fire fighting gods, from the fourth floor, they fooled him by not holding the piece of cloth to catch him, playfully tricking him! Most of the fire fighter gods used their used ‘Dhotis’ to rescue mortals in disastrous situations, never caring they were having ‘Not So Bad Holes’ on them! After all it’s the entertaining game of the fire fighting gods, as they are extremely playful!

THESE GODS WERE ‘PROPERLY TRAINED’ TO DO WHATEVER INSENSIBLE THINGS ‘THEY FEEL RIGHT’ TO DO! AND, THEY WERE ‘UNQUESTIONABLE’ & ‘UNANSWERABLE’ ACCORDING TO ‘THE LAW’ CREATED FOR THEM! Hence, they remained playful & mischievous as gods have always been! Some thought that these God Fire Fighters could have enjoyed a lot, playing their myriads of novel-by the minute-games, if they would have been employed in the rescue missions for the Twin Tower disaster! Some people strongly recommended that THESE GODS be sent all over India to QUALITATIVELY & PLAYFULLY TRAIN OTHER FIRE FIGHTING GODS that these gods’ sense of humour gets germinated in other gods! Some very strongly suggested that these very fire fighter gods should be used to combat terrorism in India, with a resultant total obliteration of terrorism inside India, as the terrorists will fear to cross the Indian boarders if announced that these fire fighters will be deployed to fight them, as they know pretty well that these fire fighters will SOMEHOW/BY A PLAYFUL GAME OR BY TRICK do them to death & death is a certainty!!! WHO WILL DARE TO FIGHT AGAINST CERTAIN DEATH?! But a very angry top official retaliated by asking “If these gods are employed in those sorts of things like the ones stated just above, WHO WILL PLAY INTERESTING, PLAYFUL & TRICKY GAMES IN BANGALORE?!”