Selling Cameras In The Times Of Terrorism!

For some time now, in India, the ONLY thing one can do to save oneself from a very possible terrorist attack & destruction seems to be ‘BUYING A CAMERA’! Not just any camera, but, the CCTV one! In India, the CCTV Cam has become the in thing & the NEED!

At the fag end of December 2014, Church Street, in the central business district of  Bangalore, reverberated with the explosion of a tiny bomb, which was placed ‘cunningly’ near the pavement, near to a retro bar. The ‘efficient police teams’ reached the spot more than 30 minutes after the explosion & after a couple of hours, cordoned off the area, to PROTECT whatever ‘CLUE’ that is left!  

The police, immediately (Which means, after a day or two!) started to verify whether the CCTV Cams installed by the private firms dotting the area are working or not that they could collect some clues from them! To their SHOCK they found out that the camera @ the explosion spot, installed by the retro bar, was not functional! Their SHOCK was when most of the government installed CCTV cams are dying a DYSFUNTIONAL DEATH (DD!) @ various places in Bangalore, for at the least, more than a year!

One is FORCED to assume that it is the non functional PRIVATELY installed CCTV cams which are the real reasons behind the terrorist attack which took place @ Church Street, taking away a precious human life & all the PUBLICLY installed non functional CCTV cams are nothing but innocent in this matter! As it is the ‘PRIVATELY’ installed non functional cams which are the major & minor culprits, instigating the terrorists to install a ‘PRIVATELY’ designed crude bomb (May be ‘Out Sourced’, as is the fashion in the private domain!) near a ‘PRIVATLEY’ owned retro bar!  

A couple of days after the Church Street attack, the efficient police force of Bangalore gave strict directions  & orders to all the ‘PRIVATELY’ owned entities to install CCTV cameras in & around their establishments, while the ‘PUBLICLY’ put non functional CCTV cams & the public bodies which put these non functional CCTV cams there were allowed to wear a sad & swollen face, indicating the ‘supposed’ pains these non functional CCTV cams & their PUBLIC Installer Bodies suffer, due to the non functional PRIVATELY put cameras!

It is a terrorising fact that more than 800 crores have been spent to ‘camerafy’ Mumbai in the recent years; for Mumbai ‘camerafication’ is still going on is another interesting fact, spending crores! Of course, selling CCTV cams  is a BIG business, worth billions & Interested Parties (Ips!) are playing games with the Indian Public, publicly! And, who takes what , how much & why are ALWAYS unknown!

For Obama ‘HOW MUCH’ Delhi spent (Of course, for security reasons!) is anybody’ guess! Hundreds of crores SHOULD have changed hands, for sure! Obama came, made hundreds of crore worth CCTV cameras installed & went back with the ‘PRESUMED THREAT’ avoided! The thanks SHOULD go to the hundreds of crores worth installed CCTV cams as JUST by their installation India has avoided any major terrorist attack or something alike, smartly!

Various ‘scientific studies’ have ‘found out’ & declared, in volumes (Always, ‘ONLY’ in the international science forums!), about the major breakthrough & improvement in the ground situation in the war torn Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq etc, as far as terrorism is concerned, after the installation of HUGE number of CCTV cameras on every sand dune & tree top!  Hence, CCTV cams are going to be installed, large scale, in all the railway stations, bus stands, cars, buses, on bikes & bicycles, on police persons, government officials, non government officials, thieves, CIDs, common man, rickshaw pullers of Calcutta, balloon sellers @ the hundreds of cultural festivals of India & others living inside the Indian boarders, in the fight against global terrorism!

To achieve this ambitious aim, HUGE amounts of bank loan to buy CCTV cameras are going to be given with the maximum liberalised schemes, with flexible & other sort of interest rates! Reputed institutions like the World Bank, Asian Development Bank, RBI, SBI, CBI etc are queuing up at the door steps of the customers to attract the CCTV cam buyer with their various attractive SCHEMES to purchase High Quality CCTV cams (Which are ‘ONLY’ available in the developed countries!) from abroad!    

CCTV cam on every street light post by 2020 is going to be declared the main aim of the government, throwing the age old & out dated “Garibi Hatao” by an outdated political philosophy out & welcoming in the new gen “CCTV Cam Apnavo, Aathangavaadh Mittavo”! Government is planning (Without the help of a nonexistent Planning Commission!) to FORCEFULLY implement  ‘A CCTV Cam For Every Person in India’ (CCTVCEPI!), dead or alive, programme by 2025! It is even rumoured that the Prime Minister is planning a CCTV Cam Dhan Yojana (PMCCTVCDY!) that every unaccounted & insignificant subject of his country get the oxygen like benefit of a CCTV cam! And, the listless & ununited opposition  is eagerly waiting for a CCTV Cam Scam (CCTVCS!) to better their already battered prospects!  

Various Think Tanks & NGOs in India, which are ‘NOT’ receiving any ‘FUNDS’ from abroad are seriously planning the implementation of a CCTV Cam on every moving creature by 2155 or 2222 AD! And, it has come as a MAJOR BOOST for the Indian technology sector that the developed countries have obliged to hand over to India the Quality CCTV Camera making technologies by 3000 AD! And, reliable sources which don’t wish to be identified have disclosed that, till then, the cams will be imported directly from the west or assembled in India after importing the cams in parts from the west!

The common talk that the 2011 Mumbai terrorist attack which claimed 176 precious human lives could not be prevented despite enough CCTV cams being present in Mumbai, the Bangalore ATM attacker remains @ large despite being caught in the CCTV, various jewelleries, all over India, get looted despite their CCTV cams being in the working conditions etc SHOULD HAVE TO BE considered pure gossip & SHOULD BE dismissed out rightly as heresy and the fashionable Portuguese Inquisition reinstalled to ‘TRY & FRY’ the heresy mongers!     

As SHOULD BE dismissed the utterly disappointing point of view that the terrorist attacks & Maoist attacks conducted systematically in various parts of the country is to ‘promote’ the awareness of the importance of CCTV Cams in one’s life & the price one has to pay if one fails to have , at the least, a basic CCTV Cam on the person!

It is to be CERTAINLY assumed that there weren’t enough CCTV cams installed in Paris to deter the terrorists from attacking the French magazine office & World Trade Centre bombing was due to insufficient number of CCTV cams installed & arranged on the Twin Towers!

We SHOULD promote voyeurism as the National Pastime that will help the already down west to recuperate from the desperate self created market conditions they are in, for some time now, as the valueless Indian rupee & Indians –‘Compared’ to the western currencies & men!!! - can & will buy enough Quality CCTV cams from the west to involve themselves in the National Pastime & for the fool proof protection from terrorists, Maoists, thieves, anti social elements etc!

Let’s promote the ‘Orwellian’ watching maniacs & states and promote a culture where all the people understand the ideas like voyeurism, voyeur, CCTV cam, terrorism protection, terror proof technologies etc from the day one of their entry into the CCTV Camerafied India! Let’s make it a fashion statement (‘Fashion Statement is ‘Never’ A Need!’ SHOULD BE dismissed immediately!) to have, at the least, a couple of CCTV Cams in front of your house signaling you are a significant & smart one & ‘NOT’ like the dumb & too insignificant one on the other side of the fence etc, despite the fact the CCTV cams are working or not!   

Let’s install, as a nation, CCTV cams in our living room, dining room, bed room, bathroom, toilets etc & stream it live 24/7 that we BE protected from any ‘prospective’ terrorist & Maoist attack! And, let us work for a nation where everyone move around with, at the least, a CCTV cam fitted on his or her person that bombs stop exploding, terrorists & Maoists stop attacking and people continue living well beyond a couple of centuries!

Let all the Indians & all those who come to India (To measure the standard of Indians ‘living’ & other things!) understand the importance we  – The Newly Modernised Indians -  give to CCTV cams WHEN there are millions who silently cry for their own sub standard, petty & ‘not worth mentioning’ Roti, Kapada, Makaan! Let these insignificant millions while away time & forget the reality of their insignificant lives playing with the millions of non functional CCTV cams, thrown away by the ‘living’ Indians!

Shaming The Idea Bangalore!

THE SHAMING OF BANGALORE is happening….! The Silicon Valley of Asia is getting the shame dirt on it on a daily, hourly & minutely basis! And, the CULPRITS are those who are there to protect the Name & Prestige of the metro city, which ALSO include those who govern, in the name of the so called common man whom the legendary cartoonist RK Laxman depicted with one of his master strokes of the same name!

It starts with the towing people, who are hand in glove with the police men stationed @ various places of Bangalore in the guise of protecting the common man in Bangalore! These towers, who has the very dignified qualities of the professional rowdies just ‘LIFT’ any vehicle from anywhere they deem fit, the SOLE CRITERION being THEIR IDEA OF NON PARKING AREA! These rowdy like people ALWAYS have a penchant for the vehicles registered in other states which come to Bangalore as tourist vehicles etc, when it comes to towing!

Whenever they see an ‘another’ state vehicle parked anywhere in Bangalore, they jump out of their towing vehicles & lift it off the ground & put it inside their towing vehicle, to be GONE IN 60 SECONDS! When one sees the perfection & the quickness of their action one SURELY doubts whether they are EX JAILBIRDS who finished their FINISHING COURSE in the prison, BUILDING MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL RELATIONSHIPS with the jail mates – In their case their jail mate policemen!

When the ‘ANOTHER STATE MAN’ (ASM – Sounds like ‘ASSAM?!) finds his ‘ANOTHER STATE VEHICLE’ (ASV!) disappeared into the thin air, from the parked position, with all the other ‘STATE VEHICHLES’ (SVs!) parked in the same area with him non disappeared, a SHELL SHOCKED ASM is ALWAYS told by a Divine Presence There (DPT!) that the tower has come & GONE IN 60 SECONDS! And, then, he will ALWAYS be directed to an X or Y police station nearby that he thrusts 100, 200, 300, 400, 500 or 1000 Indian Rupees (That dependents on the ASM’s gift of gab, language efficiency, size of the vehicle & a lot of other things!) into the Black Hole Pockets (BHP!) of the Tow Rowdy – Police Nexus (TRPN!) to get his ASV back!

The MG Road portion, on the Deccan Herald side, the connection road between the MG Road & Church Street near the LIC Building, the road side near the Commercial Street signal & various other road sides all over Bangalore where the bikes are parked, the ‘Illegal Parking Fee Collectors’ (IPFCs!) & the police have Real Time Association (RTA!); and, it has been going on for a large number of years! THE SHAME of the IPFCs & their ILLEGAL fee collection, WITH THE ‘CLEAR & PRESENT’ SUPPORT OF THE BANGALORE POLICE has NEVER been effectively wiped off from the face of Bangalore!

The Autowallahs of Bangalore are one of the WORST KINDS in India, SHAMING the Image Bangalore (IB!)! They thrive well on the FEAR they create in the minds of the commuters with the use of FOUL & AGGRESSIVE LANGUAGE (FAL!) which they use more often than not to intimidate a logically & legally correct traveler! The various governments which vie with each other to increase the auto fare, bus fare, excise duty & other myriad things incessantly, TILL DATE,  ‘NEVER’ tried enough to mitigate the unruly mob of the Autowallahs, Shaming Bangalore in a very BIG way!

The roads with innumerable pot holes, slabless pavements, where human beings are SUPPOSED to walk, uncovered man holes on the most prominent roads of Bangalore, intermittent & senseless Road Damaging Work (RDW!) done by the water & waste water departments of Bangalore Mahanagara Palike etc all throw SHAME on the Image Bangalore, nonstop!

Inaccurate & Inefficient Traffic System (IITS!) –Where one SURELY finds the wrong signal or out dated signal boards scattered across the width & breadth of the metro city!- ‘THOROUGHLY’ implemented in Bangalore makes it a city where the policemen can take a couple of 100 rupee notes, any time, from the pocket of the people who visit the city with their vehicles! And, the SHAME graph goes up & up!

Signal jumping is so rampant that it is the law abiding vehicle owner who suffers the most while all the Signal Jumpers (SJs!) reach their destinations hours ahead of him, jumping the SO CALLED TRAFFIC SIGNALS OF SHAME (TSS!) IN BANGALORE! One who visits Bangalore can’t go back from the city without, at the least once, noticing the ‘WORLD FAMOUS’ LURKING POLICEMEN OF BANGALORE (LPB!) who lie waiting SLYLY around the corner of the Bangalore Roads, in the guise of ‘CHECKING’ the vehicles passing by & earning ‘SOME’ paisa for their ‘Chai-Pani’! IT IS A REAL ‘SHAME’ ON THE IMAGE OF BANGALORE!

The bus drivers & conductors of BMTC, who compete neck to neck with the Infamous Autowallahs (IAs!) for the prime position in ARROGANCE & FLEECING THE COMMUTERS ‘ALSO’ add to the Bangalore Shame Index (BSI!)! They don’t EVEN spare those who use BMTC passes to travel in the night AS they consider it their Constitutional Right to deny permission to board the BMTC bus they drive in the night, EVEN though the passenger carries a valid BMTC Pass; they don’t shy away from ARGUING & FIGHTING with the night time passengers, creating some excuses, in the HOPE of EXTRACTING ‘SOME CHAI-PANI PAISA’ (SCPP!) for him & his family, making the SHAME Index soar high!

Shaming Bangalore is an EVER continuous Shame Saga….! The Commuter Friendly (CF!) BMTC buses which ‘ONLY’ think about the commuter comfort ‘rarely stops’ infront of the Cantonment Railway station to facilitate Aggressive Fleecing of the Autowallahs! The Citizen Friendly Governments (CFGs!) of all colours & hues ALWAYS kept a blind eye on this grave issue which has been in existence for quite some time now! For ‘NOT STOPPING THE BMTC BUSES’ in front of the Cantonment Railway Station ‘SOMEONE’ has been receiving HUGE kick backs, all these years @ the expense of the Common Man!

Again, the Commuter Friendly BMTC buses contribute HEAVILY towards SHAMING BANGALORE! They stop their services ‘WHENEVER & WHEREVER’ they like with hundreds of ‘common men’ stranded on the roads of the BMTC ‘SHAMED’ BANGALORE, ‘particularly’, in the night time! After ‘9’ in the evening, finding a BMTC bus to one’s destination becomes exactly equal to hitting a jackpot in the state sponsored lottery gamble!

In a SMART attempt to FISH in the puddled waters, BMTC, by 9 in the evening, ‘SHELVES’ all the ordinary buses from the streets & run ‘ONLY’ AC Volvo Buses, with AC switched off (For long time periods – “Smart, No?!”!) that the common man be FORCED to board these expensive buses, shelling out more of his & her TAX DEDUCED EARNINGS!

And, everyone, including the Citizen Friendly Governments (CFGs!), pretends that BMTC buses do all these SHAMING BANGALORE things on their own & no human being is part of all this wholesome CHEATING & SHAMING as it is Virtual Reality (VR!) that rules the metro city called the Silicon Valley of Asia or Bangalore or Bangaluru!

Another thing which ‘SURELY’ adds to the Bangalore Shame Index (BSI!) is the ‘PARTIAL’ construction of the Metro Rail, grandly named Namma Metro! It’s been years since the skeletons of the metro rail project started hanging above the Bangalore Populace & the visiting population! The partially finished project which was GRANDLY trumpeted to ease the traffic congestion has reached nowhere EVEN much after the declared dead line, with EVERY ONE living in & passing through Bangalore ‘wondering’ whether the tag of Perennially Unfinished ‘Metro’ City (PUMC!) be patently given to it!

With the vehicles moving choke a block before & after the office hours & school hours, the delay in the Namma Metro Project (The Completion of the Project!), where millions have ALREADY been spent, stacks up MORE& MORE numbers of the ‘Newly Bought’ (NB!) BMTC buses on the roads (AGAIN, in the name of commuter pain reduction, PUBLIC MONEY IS PUBLICLY WASTED!), multiplying the traffic jams! It’s ‘AGAIN’ SHAME ACCUMULATION on Image Bangalore (IB!)!

It is SIMPLE logic that all the ‘NEWLY’ bought buses ‘can be’ sold off –to whomsoever the AUTHORITIES deem fit!- as ‘petty scrap’ when the Metro Rail project is finished, years after the original deadline, as, by that time, those who did the ‘BUYING OF THE NEW VEHICLES FOR BMTC’ could have gone to their banks laughing all the way as their ‘UNKNOWN’ ACCOUNTS (UAs!) would, by then, have been FILLED WITH the kick backs they earned BUYING THE NEW BUSES for the commuter comfort!

One comes to the conclusion that the SHAMING BANGALORE PROGRAMME (SBP!), with its multiple tentacles, will definitely move on for some more years as the Governments & the other executive machineries like the police, which SHOULD STOP it, seems to be in collusion with the perpetrators, pushing the programme indefinitely forward! And, it ALSO seems that they find providing wholesome protection for whoever is ROBBING THE COMMON MAN THREAD BARE their ONLY duty for which, THEY CONSIDER, they are there in the respective positions they are in @ the moment!

In The Name Of The All Powerful God ‘Rumour’!

It is heard that 'Speed Kills!' & Aptly So.....! But, in India 'Rumour Kills!'; if we go by what has been happening in Our Secular Democratic India, we would also say "Aptly So!" It is what all been happening in Our Democratic-Secular India for some time now, where Rumour kills much more than anything else in Secular India!

According to the Well Versed/Omnipresent/God Like (Remember "Our Work Is God's Work!" @ Karnataka Vidhan Sabha etc!) Authorities in India, 'Anything can happen in rumour, in India!' Here, in this ‘Secular Rumour Country’ (SRC!) one can lose life on account of rumour; get fired of a decade long job because of rumour; lose your gas connection due to this grand thing called rumour; lose your own land because of rumour; reach @ the fag end of the road in your ‘very personal’ relationships -which include marriage, love, family etc!- because of rumour; lose one's long lasting credibility because of rumour; have financial slavery because of rumour; lose all the opportunities in one’s life due to rumour; get free access to hatred because of rumour etc! And, now, another fantastic feather is added into this long list of super capabilities rumour has shown in Secular India i.e. it can also make thousands run away from where they have been for years because of this well efficient, omnipresent, well spread, well inculcated, well planned rumour!

India has applied to the UN to especially grant a special status to the nation with a Grand Title 'Rumour Nation' (With A Special Sanction For ‘Rumour’ To Kill, Destroy etc At Its Will!)! One is forced to think whether everything is rumour in India as well, as we -As we, the Secular Hindu or Indian!- are all well aware of the inimitable 'Sarwam Maya, Jagath Mithya!’ idea, which some sensible men found out 'in the Times of Non Secularism', when HINDUISM WAS THE ONLY 'TRUE' RELIGION OF BHARATH, as 'Bharath' itself is coming out of Hinduism!

Though, we, the True Bharatiya, got manipulated by various ‘Invading Religions’ (IRs) we can still remember what all were said in those Days of Universal Wisdom, when thousands, from all over the world, literally flowed into Bharath to have, at the least, a couple of droplets of wisdom it possessed! Nowhere, in those days, we find 'Secularism' even mentioned & taught in the ‘Immortal Universities of Nalanda, Taxila, Vikramsila’ etc! No one was taking classes there, giving PHDs on the subject 'Secularism' to all those who executed this false/illusory/non existent/non sustainable thing in their societies –and, we NEVER find those people educated in these Eternal Universities Of Wisdom practicing THIS ILLUSION in any part of the world where they came from!; as whatever taught in these great universities were ONLY relevant & possible things that the human beings who learn them get the benefits from! THEY NEVER TAUGHT THE STUDENTS TO TOLERATE EVERYTHING INCLUDING INTOLERANCE IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM!

The Bharatiya never knew even the word 'Secularism' till we 'SUPPOSEDLY' got our so called 'FREEDOM' –Freedom To The Illusory Idea Secularism!- in 1947! Secularism IS an illusion which 'may' work -if it works at all!- ONLY IF all the Indians become IRRELIGIOUS or OF ONE RELIGION, which, both, can NEVER HAPPEN; which means if one of these two things happens, then there is NO NECESSITY FOR SECULARISM! And, as this IS NOT THE CASE WITH INDIA -THE MODERN DAY BHARATH!- what we are doing IS FOLLOWING AN ILLUSION SACRIFICING WHAT WE BASICALLY ARE & WHAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE, THINKING THAT ONE DAY THIS MIRAGE WILL BRING FORTH WATER, WHICH IT WILL NEVER!

It is well known piece of knowledge that if one understands one's mistake or even BLUNDER one has committed, one has to change the track in such a way that the mistake or blunder STOP EXISTING! And, every one worth his or her salt knows that keeping oneself going on the illusory path despite knowing one has made a very serious mistake or blunder is REALLY THE STUFF OF GREAT IDIOTS WHO SLEEP ON FACTS & BELIEVE IN ILLUSIONS! Now, we, Indians, are steadily moving on the path of Illusion where the end result should be nothing other than Illusion itself!

If one thinks, one will be forced to understand that by 'Secularising Things' what we are doing IS 'FANATASISING THINGS' & 'TOLERATING INTOLERANCE', in the most stupid ways! Ofcourse, what we have gained Doing This Non Existent Foolishness all these 65 years after the so called Independence is there TO BE SEEN, HEARD & FELT - More religious things, more religious concessions, more religious tolerance, more religious bigotry, more religious fanaticism, more under development of person & personality, more fanatical threats & destruction, more tolerance of gruesome intolerance –The Worst Thing Ever Happened To India & Indians! - more fanatically oriented divisive groups, more separatists, more hatred of nonsensical nature, more chaos propagators, more disorders of all sorts, more self centred people & communities, more humanity destroyers,  more destruction along the religious lines, more vaporisation of humanity, more fear about one's own life or existence, more vaporisation of humility, more ignorance of facts & truths, more appeasement of ignorance & intolerance etc - all these things coming to 'Bharath' , the present day Secular India, from outside ‘the Lasting & Perennial Culture Of Bharath’, which has been here in existence for the last 6 to 7 thousand years!

Now a days, in Independent, Secular India, human beings die because of rumour; Kashmiri Pandits lost their land due to some rumours some 22 years back which they never got back; all hell broke loose in Bombay in 1992 because of some rumours; Gujarat riots happened because of some rumours; communal riots broke out & spread in various parts of the Secular Country, time & again, because of rumours, causing irreparable loses to life & properties; churches were bombed, burned & desecrated in various places of the Secular Country because of rumours; a good number of bombs exploded in various Indian Secular Cities because of rumours where the remote control & the bombs were made of rumours; a group of people in small & negligent number got life threatening threats because of rumours; Sikhs were hunted like anything, resulting in a large number of killings, in the aftermath of 1984 Indira Gandhi assassination because of rumours; Our Secular Parliament was bombed because of some rumours; Mumbai was devastated & 172 people were killed by rumours; and, now, the North Easterners are fleeing in thousands, from various ‘Secular Cities Of India’, because of rumours etc!

What the Secular Governments & the government machinery want us, the common people, understand is that all this priceless loss of human life & crores worth destruction of movable & immovable properties all these years after Independence & ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE OF NOTHING BUT RUMOUR! AND, THE BOMBS EXPLODED IN NUMBERLESS PLACES, KILLING HUNDREDS, IN INDIA, THE BULLETS FIRED FROM THE ASSASSINS’/KILLERS’ GUNS KILLING HUNDREDS AGAIN, THE FANATICAL ANGER & IGNORANCE WHICH DESTROYED TENS OF THOUSANDS OF CRORES OF INDIAN RUPEE WORTH PROPERTY ALL USED THE SAME MATERIAL AS THEIR BASE – RUMOUR; or else, they were just throwing ‘Rumour Bombs’, firing ‘Rumour Bullets’, wielding ‘Rumour Knives & Daggers’ and threatening & killing people with the pure & invariable Use Of Rumour AND RUMOUR ‘ONLY’, all these years! And, we, the Common Men of India, have to ‘Believe’ it, as it is stated by the ‘Truth All’ Governments & the ‘Truth All’ Government Machinery – “Satyameva Jayathe!”

Just rumours......., we –The Sensible Democratic Secularists, Who Never Think Emotionally & Insensibly, Even For A Second Of Our Lives!- all know pretty well about these rumours! But those who are always @ the receiving end of these rumours cant sit tight & stay cool saying that "All these things are just rumours”, as nobody has ever heard a story where A Life Lost In Rumour Getting Back Into Its Abode From Where It Exited Because Of Rumour, After the Rumour Is Extinguished or the destroyed property coming back into its original shape when the rumour mongers are apprehended by the all vigilant Secular Door keepers of Our Secular Country!

Here, in our Democratic Secular Country people can get killed & properties destroyed beyond repair by a simple, non existent thing called Rumour; & that is very special about this Secular Nation where The Omnipresent All Powerful Rumour God From Outside Rules! Let us continue living in Our ‘Secular’ India (As We, The Common Man Indian, Have Nowhere Else To Go), the country of the ‘Roaring Rumour God’ (RRG), who invaded ‘the Land Of The Ultimate Wisdom, Bharat’, by just spreading rumours of the deadliest kind –Like Secularism, Religious Co Existence, Religious Understanding Of Truth, Equality, Justice etc! - & has been keeping it in His Tightly Clenched Fist Of The Uncivilised Aborigine –‘ASAMSKRIT’ in Samskrutham or Samskrit! – For The Last 65 Years!

The Dire Consequences of Living In India!

To the last, final & all deciding question “What is the most common thing available in India or which is universal in the secular & democratic India?!” the person who stole away the trophy in the national Quiz Competition answered, without even posing for a minute, “DIRE CONSEQUENCES”! It was the deciding answer which made sure he emerged winner of the National Quiz for a record 64th Time! 

We, in India, have to be assertive, as the management gurus say, by using the maximum number of 'Dire Consequences' in our daily life. If one seldom uses 'Dire Consequences' in one’s life, he will be considered pretty much less than competent in any given field! If any one is to be considered powerful & of any significance, one has to use 'Dire Consequences' at the least a million times daily in his life! All the powerful like the MPs, MLAs, Local Police Constables, Local Rowdies, EX Panchayath Members, Retired Goondas, Former Members of Local Smuggler Groups, The President of Petty Beggars & Criminals’ Confederation & the like MIGHTIES have to use 'Dire Consequences' quite often –And, they use it quite often, as well! - to SHOW THEIR CLASS, POWER, SIGNIFICANCE, INFLUENCE etc to the commoners!

When the Transport Appellate Tribunal Authority Judge Vidyadhara raised his voice against the Tumkur District MLA Suresh Gowda when the latter jumped the 'Q' at a toll booth he was threatened with 'Dire Consequences' by the LAWMAKER who didn’t know the Voice Raiser was a LAW INTERPRETER!

 When an Uttar Pradesh Law Maker's son Vivek Ahlawat thrashed a Russian architect Tatiana Butyaeva in Delhi & she registered a complaint she was flooded with SMSs & Phone Calles of 'Dire Consequences'! Poor Russian didn't know -of course before filling a complaint - that India is a land of 'Dire Consequences'! She didn’t even know that all the public telephone booths in India & millions of UNREGISTERED SIMs the mobile companies have sold, over the decade, are basically intended to make democratic & secular calls of 'Dire Consequences' & send SMSs with the same intent - 'Dire Consequences'!

When Professional Eve Teasing happens in public, in broad day light & a father, a mother or a somebody else lodges a complaint against it then he or she will definitely get truck loads of SMSs & Phone Calls, which will be full of 'Dire Consequences'!

If waste water is poured into your bed room thanks to your hygienic neighbour's Daily Flat Cleaning Ceremony & you raise your voice against it you can have SMSs, Phone Calls & Even Face To Face Confrontation With Your Hygienic Neighbour which will be full of 'Dire Consequences'!

When an Indian Oil Official blew the whistle he had to face the 'Dire Consequences' in the shape of loss of his own existence!

When the water mafia is taken to task by the army man, as happened in Bangalore a number of moths before, he will get enough SMSs & Phone Calls full of 'Dire Consequences', and sometimes a number of Physical Dire Consequences as well!

When a political party in Kerala is not interested in the existence of an educational institution as they deem it to be against their political philosophy the party can threaten the institution with ‘Dire Consequences’ & burn it down & then again resort to the basic ‘Dire Consequences’ if the management went ahead to register a complaint against the anti-social party perpetrators!

If the land mafia & land sharks are pulled up for lakhs of crores of Government Land Disappearance, then the whistle blower will get enough number of 'Dire Consequences' calls & SMSs and sometimes he will be BUMPED OFF with 'Dire Consequences'!

When one complaints against the arrogance, bad behaviour etc of the auto driver & the money he forcefully –most of the time, shouting at one in greatly obscene languages! – took from one –most of the times, almost double of the metered amount!-, the person who complained against the rowdy auto driver starts to get millions of phone calls & SMSs of 'Dire Consequences'!

 If someone whistles on the Qualitatively Decayed Food supplied in the various railway canteens & platform stalls, he or she will have to face 'Dire Consequences', as happened in Mumbai a couple of months ago!

 It is fine that we don't have a system in India to tackle the Universal Presence of 'Dire Consequences', in the Indian Life! Though the phone calls, SMSs etc with 'Dire Consequences' can be tracked or traced & taken into the evidence section nobody in India including the police force, who are ‘the almighty protectors of our legal system’ doesn’t care a rap for that as These Well Qualified People don’t know what can be done with those who Call & SMS people with 'Dire Consequences'! In their expert opinion, ‘Dire Consequences', as its been proven time & again, have to be faced & dealt with INDIVIDUALLY & PERSONALLY, without having any kind of support from anyBODY - governmental & non governmental bodies included! - in India! IT IS A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT OF ANYONE or ANYBODY IN INDIA TO THREATEN ANYBODY WITH 'DIRE CONSEQUENCES' & TRY TO EXTRACT THE MAXIMUM OUT OF IT! 

Indians are even seriously thinking about starting Universities & Management Institutions all over India which will train people EXCLUSIVELY in the exclusive & efficient use of ‘Dire Consequences’ in one’s life & make them self sufficient in all the departments of ‘Dire Consequences’! They are also thinking seriously about introducing ‘Special Chairs in Dire Consequences’ in the various high quality training institutions of India like IIMs, IITs, IIScs etc! They are also planning on a 'Dire Consequences Research Centre' where 24/7 research will be conducted by the world class 'Dire Consequences Researchers'! It is also heard that a Yearly National Award –Which, in stature, will be equal to a Padmavibhushan, at the least! - will be given to the person who makes the most number of calls in which he sporadically applies 'Dire Consequences' & send most number of messages & SMSs threatening 'Dire Consequences' etc!

 It has to be well understood that Living In India means facing 'Dire Consequences', almost every second of one's existence! It is to be perfectly understood that Only those persons who are ready to face ‘DIRE CONSEQUENCES’ without ever uttering a word against it have the right to be Indian citizens & ONLY those will be provided with Ration Cards, Election ID Cards, Adhaars etc! All the others will be treated as NON INDIANS with no right, what so ever, in Our Secular & Democratic India!'Dire Consequences' are & have become a more integral part of India than Kashmir or Arunachal Pradesh is! Without these 'Dire Consequences' there is no democracy, secularism, culture, education etc in Modern India!

Broad Daylight Thug Immortals @ Motorola Bangalore!

As there was no call from where I deposited my Motorola mobile phone more than 2 months back (13-12-11 to be exact!), I decided to go to the Certified Motorola Fleecing Centre @ Jayanagar on 15-02-12, which was exactly 2 months & 3 days after I committed the HIMALAYAN BLUNDER of giving a branded thing in that (Same!) brand’s certified fleecing centre!

We climbed up all the stairs to the top of the building & when I reached there with my wife it was 5.10 in the evening! There was not much difference in the basic environment provided as all the HELPFUL PERSONS I met in my first & the only previous visit there were promenading there as if they were EXTREMELY busy with assisting Lord Chitragupta in his pin pointed calculations of the sins committed by the mortals! As I reached the counter, I spelt the work number or code number as a magician chanting his private mantras! I was asked to be seated for a couple of minutes that they could find out my poor Moto RAZR V 3i from the bundles of sins committed by the Motorola Customers!

I sat patiently there as for me it (Waiting!) didn’t bother much as I had been waiting for the call from the men of Lord Chitragupta Motorola all these 63 days! As I sat there I saw hapless mortals approaching the HEPL DESK & GETTING BRIEFED on the various sins committed against the Finnish God Of Motorola! All the Motorola Sinners seemed to be nodding their heads in the wholesome agreement for each & every negative comment uttered by the ALL KNOWING IMMORTALS @ THE HELP DESK! Time didn’t seem to be stopping @ the Finnish God’s Abode as well and after 10 or 15 minutes of Heavenly Time being spent there I humbly asked one of the Moron Looking Helpdesk Immortals about the whereabouts of my Sinned Mobile! He was shell shocked as no mortal ever dared to question his authority & asked for anything, leave alone a mobile phone; distraught he strained his face & going inside the closed door of Heavenly Calculators came back with My Sinned Motorola Mobile!

The mobile wore a nasty look as it was well clear that it was spending all its night & days with the other Sinner Mobiles in the Finnish Purgatory, some of them more sinner than the other, all the last 65 Hellish Days! The Moron Immortal told me that “the Mobile Is Sinned Beyond Any Repair, as its Soul Is Completely gone the Hellish Way” & nothing could be done to redeem it from the hell hole its worthy to be thrown into! Despite the Moron Immortal’s words I became the Knight in the Shining Armour who would do anything to save The Sinned Mobile From The Eternal Hell Hole! I shouted at the Moron Immortal that He & His Company Immortals had not even checked what the problem was & He was just saying what came first into His Immortal Mind; Moron Immortal stood there motionless as He knew that the Knight in the Shining Armour was perfectly right! At this trapped situation for the Moron Immortal the Guardian Angel Of The Motorola Heaven @ Jayanagar appeared from nowhere & told me that She Herself would take the mobile inside to have the verification & asked ‘Me In The Shining Armour’ to wait for 10 or so minutes; as we should not shout at the Guardian Angels, as I was taught in my childhood days, I kept mum!

The hands of the clock in the Motorola Heaven showed Time moving in seconds & minutes...I sat there waiting for the Angel Motorola to come back with my Sinned Mobile suggesting some panacea! I saw Sinned Motorola Customers & Other Mobile Sinners coming there with their Branded Sinned Mobiles to find the Eternal Way to Heaven; I saw Sinners Giving Anything above 1500/- as bribe for those Sinned Mobiles which were Supposed To Have Been Rectified by the Motorola & Other Brand Immortals; I saw the Sinners giving Rs 1800/-, 2750/-, 3400/- etc to the Immortals & the Immortals taking all of it as Their Eternal Right! I saw most of ‘the Sinners who Paid the Bribe’ never asking for a bill as it seemed the bill was an avoidable evil which would reduce the chances of a salvation! No one wanted to have a bill for what was paid for one’s salvation these days as there was a Service Tax of 10.3% levied by the Immortals if one was going for an invoice!

At last, when it was 6.30pm the Guardian Angel Of The Motorola Heaven @ Jayanagar appeared at the Help Desk & my name was uttered; I with all the due respects reached the counter where SHE explained that My Sinned Mobile’s Mother Board Was Gone & the cable which went to the screen also was broken & beyond any sort of repair! But, as a solution for my Hellish Problem, the Guardian Angel whispered that one thing was possible, in my ears! I could give the Guardian Angel Rs 2500/- that She could CHANGE THE MOTHER BOARD & THE CABLE IN NO TIME & GIVE IT BACK TO ME THAT ONLY THE SHELL OF MY SINNED MOBILE WOULD BE IN MY HAND & ALL THE REST INSIDE WOULD BE CHANGED BY THE GUARDIAN ANGEL! I am sure there was Honey in Her Voice, My Dear Guardian Angel Of The Motorola Heaven @ Jayanagar! But, as I was well aware of ‘The Honey Traps’ from the media I didn’t go for it & asked The Angel to give back my sinned mobile!

She insisted that if I didn’t have the money then & there I could have left it within Her Immortal Protection for the day & take it back the very next day when I could come back with money! As I insisted on getting it back without doing ‘The Rs 2500/- purgation then & there or the next day, the Guardian Angel Of The Motorola Heaven @ Jayanagar asked me to pay Rs 150/- ( Which would ‘SURELY’ be adjusted in the Rs 2500/- I would pay if I get My Sinned Mobile repaired in the Motorola Heavens @ Jayanagar, in a couple of days!) for ‘the Quality Checking & Analysis & Services’ provided by the Motorola Immortals, which till that moment was NEVER EVEN MENTIONED IN THE LAST MORE THAN 2 MONTHS!

As Thunder From Out Of The Blue I asked for the bill, if I had to be LOOTED by the MOTOROLA IMMORTALS (As I asked for ‘Bills’ ONLY on certain Immortal Situations Which Should Be Recorded!) and all those @ the Immortal Motorola Help Desk almost fainted listening to the Sinful Word ‘Bill’! I kept insisting on the ‘Bill’ & under the oath that I would provide 10.3% additional to the Rs 150/- ‘Bill’, I got the ‘Bill’ from the Motorola Immortals!

I paid Rs 150/- + 10.3% & taking My Sinned Irreparable Motorola V3 i & the ‘Bill’ & PROMISING THAT I WOULD DEFENITLY COME BACK THE VERY NEXT DAY TO REPAIR MY SINNED MOBILE PAYING Rs 2500/-, I ran down the steps of the Motorola Heaven @ Jayanagar, with my wife!

When we cleared the last step of the Motorola Heaven @ Jayanagar & landed on the ground it was 6.45pm & we knew we had spent more than 1hour & 30 minutes of ‘Our Useless Time’ in The Motorola Heavens Up Above! We moved near to the Jayanagar 4th Block Bus Station & in one of the ‘False Heavens Run By The Motorola Uncertified’ I explained the problem of My Motorola Sinned Phone! Though the guy at the ‘False Heaven Run By The Motorola Uncertified’ didn’t even look at My Sinned One, as he was busy with another Sinned Phone Problem, he asked me to buy an ERD Charger & charge My Sinned One that all my problems would vanish; and for the Charger (Various charges for Quality Non-Checking , Contemptuous Avoidance Of Touching The Sinned Phone, Light-minded Approach Towards The Sinned One, Negligence Towards The World Famous Brand, Unceremonious Welcome Provided for The Customer etc were also included, I think!) he took A HEFTY CHARGE OF Rs 100/- ( In Words ........Hundred Indian Rupees ONLY!)!

Taking the new charger we went back home & charged the Sinned One for 2 hours the same night; and till date (Today being 26-02-12) it’s been working without any problem whatsoever! I didn’t ever know that a charger can CURE THE INCURABLE PROBLEMS OF MOTHER BOARD, FATHER BOARD, SISTER BOARD & THE RELATIVE BOARDS IN ONE STRIKE; I PROMISE I NEVER KNEW A CHARGER CAN SOLVE THE ETERNAL PROBLEMS MY SINNED INSIDE MOBILE CABLE HAD! It should be some sort of a magic or something supernatural happened when I bought the Rs 100/- worth charger from the UNCERTIFIED MOTOROLA PEOPLE!

I know & strongly believe that there will still be large number of people visiting the Motorola Heavens @ Jayanagar with their Sinned Branded Ones and spending thousands of hard earned money, without ever having the ‘Sinful Bill’, for the SINS THEIR MOBILES NEVER EVER COMMITTED! I know & strongly believe that the Guardian Angel, The Moron Immortal & All The Other Immortals @ the Motorola Heavens @ Jayanagar will still be charging (‘Fleecing’ seems to be the right word!) the hapless people who come to their ‘Branded Fleecing Centre Heaven’ for the sins committed by others, INCLUDING THE IMMORTALS @ THE MOTOROLA HEAVENS @ JAYANAGAR, BANGALORE!

Related Reading : http://viewcrackers.blogspot.com/2012/01/burning-hp-motorola-etc.html

CHESS GM PROJECT!

The CHESS GM PROJECT, which was inaugurated on 14-06-10, in Bangalore, has been moving ahead with great enthusiasm since then, with scores of chess players & chess lovers getting involved in the project!

This is the project which is going to change the chess-scene completely, in the near future, with a very large number of Chess GMs emanating from India & conquering the International Chess Scenario!

The CHESS GM PROJECT is supposed to have achieved its full purpose within a very short time span of 24 months or 2 years. It is planned in such a way that those people who participate & go along the CHESS GM PROJECT are going to have a sea change in their thinking style & standard of living, as well! "The Man Who Thinks Lives!” is the basic thing about all the human existences; hence, thinking analytically becomes all the more important for the real existence!

No other game other than CHESS nurtures Analytical, Logical, Responsible & Quality thinking as its prime objective! World organisations such has W.H.O have recommended CHESS as something which has to be taught to the children in order to build & develop an ever growing army of quality human beings who think! Ofcourse, it is no small matter that such organisations recommend CHESS for children!

It is wonderful to know that CHESS teaches its students a million quality things including perfect calculation, planning, logical reasoning, responsible thinking & by the way responsible living! A human life - including that of any growing person - will not become wholesome without having the above said qualities in one's life; hence CHESS becomes integral to anything human! And, life without CHESS becomes something less worth living!

And, it is also interesting to know that this great game originated in India (BHARATH!) thousands of years ago! We should not forget to remember that the oldest of the civilisations grew here in India (BHARATH!), almost 7000 years ago. The same nation which gave MATHEMATICS, ASTRONOMY & YOGA to the world has given this great game too to the world to develop the human kind! And, to crown it all, the reigning world champion of CHESS too is an Indian (BHARATIYA!) named Viswanathan Anand, who has been keeping the world title under his belt for the last 3 years continuously; and he is the only World CHESS Champion who has won the World CHESS Crown in 3 different formats of World Championship, i.e. Tournament, Knock-out & Match!

It is the time for India (BHARATH!) to emerge big time on the world stage.......! Hence, it has become ominous that such a great thing as CHESS GM PROJECT happens in India (BHARATH!) & leads the nation & world to THE ULTIMATE PLATFORM OF HUMAN EXISTANCE! Great Days Ahead........!!!

TWIN TOWERS, TERRORISM & THE FIRE FIGHTERS OF BANGALORE!

They Are The Great Fire-Fighters of Bangalore! They are masters of their craft – fire fighting! Whatever happens to those for whom they provide their valuable service, they will go on fire fighting! It is even heard that come what may they will fight fire! That is the dedication & commitment these people show to their profession! When one sees these master craftsmen doing what they do, one wonders what our Mother Earth would have been, if these dedicated fire-fighters were not here for all of us, the poor men who inherited 30 x 40 square inches of area on this over crowded Earth!

It is wondered & whispered often that these great creatures have superhuman abilities! What all techniques these people use to save people from fire .....! And what all brilliant ideas they invent, just off the cuff! Their variety of movements is magical & innumerable! What should we call them but Sheer Masters of Their Art?! Or should we call them Gods of Their Own Craft?! Everyone who ponders on this subject will find oneself in utter confusion, as it is that much difficult to describe these Multi-Faceted Masters!

Who will not look & marvel at these colourfully attired people, who travel only in colourful vehicles with siren & honking accompanied?! When they pass, all the others look at them with awe! And, these Masters know pretty well that even their mere glances are Nectar to these ordinary mortals! It is a delight even to look at them with astonishment & wonder! They are of course not of this world.....they are ethereal! And hence their actions too will bear the Stamp of Heavens! And, in lot of places & number of times they, because of their benign nature, have helped mortals reach Heavens, as well!

Despite being Gods of Their Craft & Heavenly Messengers, they are very playful & entertaining! They find enough time to play games of their own even when a fire is raging & mortals are trapped in it! As Gods always do, they do whatever they wish to do without thinking about consequences, as gods it is not them who suffer ultimately & they will get plenty of chances to continue playing their favourite games!

In a playful mood, one of the Fire Fighter Gods asked one of the persons who was standing on the 3rd floor of a burning building to wrap a cord, which the god made reach him, around his waist & pulled him down, in a great effort to save him from fire, remembering the same trick he used to rescue one who was trapped in a well, a couple of years back! Another couple of gods played another playful game in which they asked another person who was standing on the 4th floor of a burning building to jump, promising that they would catch him with the Piece of Cloth (It is locally called ‘Cotton Lungie’ the loin cloth!) they had with them; but when he jumped, trusting these playful fire fighting gods, from the fourth floor, they fooled him by not holding the piece of cloth to catch him, playfully tricking him! Most of the fire fighter gods used their used ‘Dhotis’ to rescue mortals in disastrous situations, never caring they were having ‘Not So Bad Holes’ on them! After all it’s the entertaining game of the fire fighting gods, as they are extremely playful!

THESE GODS WERE ‘PROPERLY TRAINED’ TO DO WHATEVER INSENSIBLE THINGS ‘THEY FEEL RIGHT’ TO DO! AND, THEY WERE ‘UNQUESTIONABLE’ & ‘UNANSWERABLE’ ACCORDING TO ‘THE LAW’ CREATED FOR THEM! Hence, they remained playful & mischievous as gods have always been! Some thought that these God Fire Fighters could have enjoyed a lot, playing their myriads of novel-by the minute-games, if they would have been employed in the rescue missions for the Twin Tower disaster! Some people strongly recommended that THESE GODS be sent all over India to QUALITATIVELY & PLAYFULLY TRAIN OTHER FIRE FIGHTING GODS that these gods’ sense of humour gets germinated in other gods! Some very strongly suggested that these very fire fighter gods should be used to combat terrorism in India, with a resultant total obliteration of terrorism inside India, as the terrorists will fear to cross the Indian boarders if announced that these fire fighters will be deployed to fight them, as they know pretty well that these fire fighters will SOMEHOW/BY A PLAYFUL GAME OR BY TRICK do them to death & death is a certainty!!! WHO WILL DARE TO FIGHT AGAINST CERTAIN DEATH?! But a very angry top official retaliated by asking “If these gods are employed in those sorts of things like the ones stated just above, WHO WILL PLAY INTERESTING, PLAYFUL & TRICKY GAMES IN BANGALORE?!”