What China Does To India..!

The various new studies (Conducted where else BUT in the West, of course!) have credibly found out that ‘What China Does To India, Tamilnadu Does To Kerala!’ In other words, ‘What Tamilnadu does to Kerala, China does EXACTLY to India’! The Keralites, to their utter shock & disbelief, are finding out that the ‘findings’ of the various Western studies are exactly correct to the last syllables!

Though the studies have taken these many years to get published, it is a fact that the Learned Tamilans (LTs –‘NOT’ to be confused with LTTE!) always knew it! A Tamil film produced more than ‘5’ years ago brings into light such a piece of ‘useful’ information, as well! Though the beans have been spilled, EVEN the Indian government didn’t take notice of such a major & relevant piece of information that could have improved the performance of the UPA II’s foreign policy decisions in a very BIG way!

Despite all its efforts, dealing with the Chinese has ‘never’ been India’s forte, particularly in the matter of its common borders with China! From the 1950s the boarders with China have always created serious headaches to the various central governments which ruled India, from time to time! The ‘inconsistent, non diplomatic, heavy handed, arrogant &unilateral’ methods continuously employed by the Chinese ALWAYS disturbed & annoyed India, beyond any describable/expressible words!

When the Tamil film hit the screens no one, including the MOST INTELLIGENT PEOPLE in the IB, RAW, CBI etc, ever noticed SUCH A BIG piece of information that could have COMPLETELY altered the Indian government’s foreign policy towards China, forever! Only if these INTELLIGENT people had given ENOUGH thought on the basic words the Chinese ALWAYS use in their attitude towards India - ‘inconsistency, non diplomacy, heavy handedness, arrogance & unilaterality’etc! – India could have won a MAJOR diplomatic victory without struggling a wee bit, against the Chinese; &, that too, for the first time in the Independent Indian history, over the over arching Chinese!

They could have ‘easily’ found out, with a very little effort, that the adjectives ‘inconsistent, non diplomatic, heavy handed, arrogant & unilateral etc’ have ‘ALWAYS’ been used in the interactions of one state in South India – Tamilnadu!- towards another neighboring state – Kerala! And, by learning & analysing threadbare what these Tamilans do to Keralites or the so called Malayalees, India could have developed some SENSIBLE methods or instruments to deal with the EVER domineering & arrogant Chinese, who have ALWAYS been playing Chinese Games with India!

The Chinese flood the Indian market with their cheaply produced goods which are toxic & below quality standards with the ‘TACIT’ support of the ‘WHO IS WHO’ of the Indian system; Tamilans flood Kerala market with Toxic Food Items (TFI!) & other substandard products in connivance with the so called Kerala officials who become rich by the minute with the money the manipulating Tamilan STUFF down their EVER GREEDY throats!

Though India’s backing helped China enter World Trade Organisation (WTO), China ALWAYS thwarted India’s efforts to get into the Nuclear Suppliers Group (NSG!) & securing a permanent seat @ the UN! Likewise, despite all the support the State of Kerala has given to Tamilnadu, all these years, Tamilnadu has been playing spoilsport with all the plans of Kerala, which NEEDS developments its people require inside its own territory!

The Chinese ALWAYS disputed EVEN the well demarcated territories of India & keep provocating India with their irritating incursions & land grabbing! To our wonder we can find the same happening when Tamilnadu keep disputing the well demarcated areas of the state of Kerala & usurp the land of the tiny state, as happened in many areas & territories which belong to Kerala, including Ramakyalmeedu, Mullapperiyar etc!

China keeps building their dams, railway lines, roads etc wherever they like in the border areas with India, nonstop & EVEN inside the Pakistan Occupied Kashmir (POK!) and do whatever they wish to do with their own resources & territories, PREVENTING India doing the same inside its own well marked territories! It is the SAME Chinese technique of doing whatever they wish to do inside their territory & their ‘CLAIMED’ territory & preventing the neighbour from doing the SAME, Tamilnadu uses to prevent Kerala from doing the developmental works it BADLY NEEDS to do for the well being & safety of its people, inside its own well demarcated territory!  

In the Tamil film which was released almost ‘5’ years ago it was clearly stated that the Chinese Kung Fu which gained world recognition via the Bruce Lee films of the 70s was actually the art brought to China by a Tamilan who escaped the non survivable living conditions in Tamilnadu, centuries back, & the god of Kung Fu the Chinese revere to the present day is none other than the Tamilan with a Chinese face!! In one strike the Tamilans have abrogated the Fatherhood of Kung Fu from the Chinese as they have done in many cases against its tiny neighbour Kerala & ONCE AGAIN revealed their ability to ‘lift’ whatever that is others’ with their master class thieving skills!

All those who watched the movie SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONVINCED in the matter that it is NOT the Chinese who invented the cheating ways which the Chinese proclaim as their own & which are regularly used against India, nonstop, as it SHOULD HAVE BEEN some Tamilan who taught the innocent Chinese (ICs!) whatever indecent, arrogant, heavy handed, manipulating ways they use against India & Indians! And, it’s clearly understood that it SHOULD BE some Tamilan behind whatever the Tricky & Ever Usurping Chinese do with India on its border with India & inside the Indian Territory!

Most probably, the various Scientific Studies (Of course, conducted by innumerable ‘Western’ universities, research groups, credit agencies etc!) which are there to see the light of the day, in the near future, WILL reveal that all the Chinese were ACTUALLY the descendants of the Tamilans who migrated to China Thousands of years ago OR Tamilnadu was the ‘Capital Part’ of China before the Indian peninsula jammed into the Asia continent, creating the Mighty Himalayas!

I AM THE PRIMEMINISTER!

When a couple of days back a woman was arrested & paraded infront of media because she told everybody she was Sonia Gandhi, the Congress President, from 10th Janpath, I was shell shocked! But, people around me seemed to ignore the news as they were very familiar with large number of persons who call themselves the president of USA, The Prime Minister Of Paschimbenga, The Chief Minister of Stupidland, The Leader Of The Minorities, The Spokesperson Of The Downtrodden, The Lord Of Monte Cristo, The Bard On Avon, The Nightingale, The Himalayas, The Tiger, The Lion, The DGP of a Local Police Station, The CBI Officer From Crime Branch & a million other wonderful manifestations..!

But, I was not familiar with these impersonations which my friends & neighbours already knew. And, I learned that the persons who claimed to be The Himalayas, The Everest, The Tiger, Lion, Nightingale & many others were never arrested due to 2 reasons like nobody complaining against such claims & anyone could see & understand that they were not what they claimed to be! Hence, I asked myself why the woman who called herself Sonia Gandhi be arrested and paraded infront of the media, as it was well evident that she was not what she claimed to be!!

Media wrote volumes after volumes how she claimed to be the Congress president etc! They, with the help of the ever vigilant & efficient police authorities presented the people, via media, with the photos of her ration card, voter's card, election ID, passport, United Nation Membership card, North Pole Pygmy association card & the Unique Identity Number for the people who are dead a century ago in the Congress president’s name with her photo on all these identity proofs!

The police & the media celebrated the subtle move they employed in catching such a mammoth chameleon, which was illiterate & living in some place which never ever found itself in the map of India! Media reported that it was through an extremely covert operation code named Operation Catch Nobody they were able to TRAP this International Nobody, from a no named by lane! Anyway, since the killing of Bindrenwalleh in the Operation Bluestar in the early eighties, this was the mammoth catch for any of the Indian Security Personnel!

It was circulated via media that she was dangerously carrying a few hundred Indian currency notes which summed up well below a thousand rupees & a number of her identity proofs on her body; and, leaving her tattered dress and a couple of rubber bands used to tie her no oiled hair all the other things were audaciously seized by the police personnel & displayed to the ever curious media! I didn’t understand what else they had been expecting from an illiterate ‘NOBODY WOMAN’; had they been expecting a couple of Neutron Bombs & a handful of Neutrinos from her mostly torn purse?! "Ofcourse, it is a major breakthrough!" claimed the highest ranking officer in the lot to the media and gave away the gallantry awards to each & every police officer who was a part of this great concerted effort!

When the Mammoth Chameleon tried to say something in her self defence nobody gave her a hearing as what she had done was so treacherous that it had no parallels in the Mammoth Chameleon History! Though nobody cared a rap for her utterances it was heard she screaming at the top of her voice that it was not at all difficult to get any identity in India provided one meets the right person in the right place, with the right amount of money and if one had nothing in one's life one would definitely go forward to prove oneself as somebody else who was worth recognition! She was also caught in the camera screaming that if the so called I.D providing authorities were ready to give away any number of identity cards to anyone who needed it what was the problem with one getting an ID card or two or three as it was the duty of the I.D issuing officers to verify the identity of the person who was issued the ID Proof etc! She also was seen screaming that it was her money from the indirect taxes she paid the salaries of these I.D issuing officers were paid etc!

“How dare she accused the officers in the various ID issuing department?!” the police & media wondered! They said it was the duty of the ID Issuing departments to issue IDs and they should not be questioned for issuing IDs 'to whomsoever it may concern'! “One should not accuse somebody who did his or her duty!” commented an efficient police officer who appeared in a cameo role in Operation Catch Nobody! In a desperate attempt to prove her point well beyond any doubt the Mammoth Chameleon asked who didn’t know the axiom that in India it is only when one projects oneself as somebody else who matters the things work out here in a favourable way?!

She continued saying to the wind that it was because of this deep rooted axiom in the Indian psyche that people here say sometimes that they are terrorists & get whatever they want in their favour; they call themselves poor & get whatever they wish for themselves; they call themselves a minority & run away with all the benefits; they call themselves underprivileged & get all the reservation in their favour; they call themselves oppressed & suppressed & get away with all the advantages for the oppressed & suppressed; they call themselves LAWyers & escape from the ever tightening noose of the police personnel, who always devise new devices to catch the common man always on the wrong side of the so called LAW etc!

And, for all these above mentioned False ID claimers & more it is these same ID Issuing Departments & Personnel who have been giving their IDs in millions, all these 64 years after our so called independence in 1947! She argued vehemently that if all the others who belong to the same category of the so called False ID Possessors had a whale of a time why only she was singled out to be paraded infront of media & persecuted?! She also wanted to know why, in the first place, nobody went & arrested those who used ‘false’ impersonation to trick people in the guise of mimicry artists, film stars (The likes of Ben Kingsley who ‘falsely’ impersonated M.K Gandhi, Roshen Seth who again ‘wrongly’ impersonated Jawaharlal Nehru), film doubles etc!

She was also heard airing a strong & logical vocal petition to the Indian Parliament & Parliamentarians and ofcourse the new fad Anna Hazare clan that in the law there should be a well devised provision for the real poor like her to get any number of the so called false IDs that they can at the least survive in an extremely unequal society using these so called false IDs! She also asked where & when even those persons who claim themselves GODS were never ever questioned, let alone arrested, how could she be hunted down in such a massive operation like the Operation Catch Nobody?!

Cultural Non-Existence Of India or Indians!

The Joint Family System we the Indians had developed taking centuries just got obliterated by the nuclear families which copied the western ways without thinking what they were throwing into the waste baskets & what they were taking in as their own! Indians never thought for a couple of minutes before they shifted allegiance to a completely foreign idea. They never thought of the culture they had been developing over the millennia! What ‘the others’ taught them, they followed blindly & never thought of the INDIANNESS OF THEIR EXISTENCE!

They shattered into smithereens the millennia-built cultural structure of India or Bharath as it should be called, without any guilt consciousness, AS THEY THOUGHT WHATEVER THERE WAS IN BHARATH ALIEN! They considered whatever that is Bharatiya or Indian Slavish & Uncultured & ran after something or the other which were not even a couple of hundred years old! They never knew that whatever they ran after were never tested & proven in time; they never cared even! They praised the western anything & kept a well-studied passiveness & animosity towards anything Bharatiya or Indian! Whatever western was emulated & Bharatiya looked down on! And, hence, Civilised became uncivilised & not yet proven things became CIVILISATION to these people who all of a sudden switched sides! Automatically, all the OTHER or WESTERN THINGS took charge of the situation & after some time were forced upon those who were still clinging onto the remains of WHAT WE HAD BEEN! When even a mere 500-1400 year old things were praised as something supernatural & sublime the 6000-7000 year old Bharath Culture was readily, silently & unceremoniously kicked away from the main frame of the INDIAN MINDS!

We started to build the alien Flat Culture as our own, flattening our great Bharat Culture; we built nuclear families which cut the roots of our culture never ever to germinate again; we started to talk & even think in the alien languages which were thrust upon us when we were NOT FREE; we wore western coats, suits etc in the sweltering sun; we gulped Russian vodka, brandy & whiskey and went for the Churchillian Cheroots; we read Shakespeare & Goethe and feigned ignorance of Valmiki & Vyasa; we romanticised the 12th & 13th century castles of Europe & never knew Ajanta, Ellora, Khojaraho, Mahabalipuram or the magnificent forts of Rajasthan; we knew Machiavelli well but kept our ignorance burning on Kautilya or Chanakya; we started to learn & propagate the love towards German, Latin & Urdu but failed to even think of Sanskrit; we held symposiums on Oxford & Cambridge & never uttered Nalanda; we forgot Kasi, Prayag, Sarnath & remembered London, Paris & Oslo; we stopped thinking BHARATIYA & started thinking western!

Our Education System became the BUILDING FACTORY for all those things -companies & all - which are western & is for the west and based on western style! Our Medicine System Ayurveda was thrown away for the sake of Western Medicine while the westerners learned to extract benefit from it! We ran after Consumerism, following the west without ever seeing what it has done to the western people! We try to match our likings to those of the west; IF WE DONT FEEL LIKE WEST WE FEEL UTTERLY CHEAP & INSIGNIFICANT; "WHATEVER THEY MADE US THINK WE THOUGHT FEVERISHLY" & FOLLOWED THEM DOGGEDLY, WAGGING OUR TAILS INCESSANTLY!

Aping West in everything, including life style (including old age homes, kindergarten, convent education etc), culture, food, etiquette, education, medicine, money-spending system (Retirement scheme, insurance, banks & investment companies, stock market etc) consumerism and even THINKING for which no other external aid is required other than what is ours, became or made to be a fashion statement! We decorated our culture as a whore & promenaded it as A WESTERN CIVILIZED GLAM DOLL; we lifted our saris & lungees in the crowded WESTERNIZED INDIAN MARKETS TO DECLARE "OUR WESTERN 'UNDERGARMENT-EXISTENCE"; we moved in 2 pieces to prove OUR CULTURE; we felt whatever the WESTERNERS DID WAS FREEDOM & APED THEM BLINDLY; we pointed our fingers to the Ajanta, Ellora & Khojaraho & RAN NAKED IN THE NAME OF WESTERN FREEDOM!

In British Raj we gave them raw material & they altered them & sold us with a huge price hike; today we labour & alter whatever we have & give them cheap! Whatever we do we do it KEEPING IN MIND THE WAY THE WEST DOES IT; WE TODAY LIVE FOR THE WEST; WE ARE DEAD AS INDIANS or BHARATIYA! In older times we ONLY HAD TO GO AS FAR AS THE MIGHTY HIMALAYAS TO FIND OUR GODS; NOW WE HAVE OUR GODS POSTED PERMANENTLY IN THE WEST!

It has almost become as “Life Is West & East Is Death”, as WE ASSUME TO SEE All The Great Things On the other side of the fence, which is between us & the west! The WEST-CRAZE has become so engrossing & consuming that even if ONE PERISHES IN LIFE, ONE WANTS TO PERISH IN THE WESTERN STYLE! We follow a system which is NOT OURS or THEIRS....It is somewhere between these two cultures-the yet to be proven & the well proven culture of ours- which is like falling between 2 stools & never ever waking up!

THE EXPERTS OF THE WORLD!

When I was young I could make out those things that were beautiful from that were not! I seldom made a mistake. My friends of the same age too had this brilliant capacity to identify any beautiful thing with their naked eyes! In those days there were no complications. I think it was a very simple era. It was a very straight forward, very non intricate & very normal era. In those days when we said the flower was beautiful, without any confusion there stood a beautiful flower with nobody contesting otherwise...If someone said there was a beautiful girl near his house we always found a beautiful girl there....If somebody those days said they went to a beautiful picnic place everybody understood that they went to a beautiful picnic place...yes ...everything was as simple & understandable as that. And, no one in those days said there lived a very beautiful girl next to his house & found out a cinder wench when one really met her.


But all that changed quite some time ago! As some one stated much earlier, the time of the specialists came! And whenever someone wanted to comment on anything he or she always withheld the comment till he or she found an expert and got his or her opinion! Today, nobody dares to utter even a word about anything without consulting an expert & it became a rule that without an expert's advice even a hen can not be called a hen &a bullock a bullock! The time has changed & it is the era of the so called experts without whom the life has become meaningless and utter waste! Hence, this era has got the tag "the expert era” or “the age of the experts!” What is interesting in this era is that without these experts here, the things are not the things they seem & feel to be! Without these experts nothing is what they are taught or presented to be. Its experts all the way...here ....there & everywhere.....!

Now, everything stands changed... A rose is not beautiful & a rose is not a rose at all if the expert says otherwise; a butterfly is not beautiful if the expert says otherwise; a light-tinted cloud & the rainbow are not beautiful if the expert says otherwise! One is forced to become aware of the all powerful existence of the expert in any field & every field. One become owe-struck when there is an expert present. When Dr.Faustus brings back Helen of Troy from the nether world we wonder whether to exclaim her as beautiful, goddess like etc in the all consuming presence of the expert. If he says ok it is wonderful-aloud for all of us common folk! When on sees the mighty Himalayas one looks around cautiously to check whether there is an expert around, before exclaiming in wonderful delight! All it takes to proclaim the pyramids wonderful is an expert's opinion; and, take note you are not entitled to comment without getting the comment of the expert first!


When Susmitha Sen, Aiswarya Rai & others became beauty queens in the bygone era the people understood that they were beautiful; people could see & appreciate their beauty without the expert breathing down one's neck! When Padmini, Vijayanthimala, Hemamalini & others scorched the silver screens we were in a position to understand they were beauties of their time, and, of course, without the interference of the experts! All those things are past now. When the beauty queens-selected of today walk before us we doubt from which angle their beauty is seen or rather FOUND OUT?! What sort of an expert would he be who selected this apparition as beauty queen, we-common people- often pose the question. The expert claims that it is the angle of her jaw & the squint in her eyes & her social inferior standing & a million undecipherable oddities & eccentricities that are the qualities which made her beauty queen! Now the common man understands painfully that the BEAUTY IS NO MORE BEAUTY BUT STATISTICS & EXPERTS! And, statistics can be used to prove anything right or wrong anytime or with statistics one can prove anything!


Hence, one should be prepared to appreciate a handicapped, half-burned faced cinder wench as the beauty queen as the crown is for her deformity & the pathetic state she is in & HER COURAGE TO FIGHT THE ODDITIES IN HER LIFE! That is right according to the expert panel as THE BEST CLIMBER AWARD SHOULD BE GIVEN TO SOME ONE WHO LOST HIS LEGS WHILE CLIMBING A TREE TO RESPECT HIS COURAGE TO MOVE ON IN HIS LIFE. THE BEST SINGER AWARD SHOULD BE GIVEN TO THOSE WHO GET MAXIMUM NUMBER OF Rs 6/- SMSs & SOUND LIKE A BUFFALLO, as the criterion is the fighting spirit & courage they show to sing before an audience, despite having a very low class voice! Hence, we should bear that skinny, anorexic, ghostly looking, scantly-clad calendar girls the experts say beautiful a little more; hence, we should be prepared to eulogise those models that are not better than beggars, as they are highly praised & appreciated as beauties by our dear experts! We should all join courses that teach us how to appreciate beauty even where there is not even an iota of it! Hence, I didn’t find it difficult to understand & awkward when I saw someone staring at a barren rock, in the middle of a desert & exclaim aloud it was the most beautiful thing in the world, as I saw an expert whispering something in his ears!