An Ode On The Silly, Stupid & Insignificant!

“Significance, In All Its Forms & Manifestations, Is Dead, Long Live Insignificance (& Ofcourse The Silly & Stupid), The Master Of The Present!”

From The Holy Book Of The Insignificant, Silly & Stupid.

It’s the time of the stupid; it’s the reign of the silly; it’s the age of the insignificant! And, all the people who are supposedly alive here are to be the strict adherers of the Master Insignificance! They got to be having nothing worthwhile, as far as quality is concerned, in their lives! Here, there & everywhere there should ONLY be Master Insignificance present!

 In the films, serials, write ups, promotions, speeches, advices, performances, articles written, literature, songs, music, information, art, news, reporting, media, life, education, training, service, governments, politics, public sector, private sector, talk, relationships, courtships, love affairs, institutions, marriages, discussions, love letters, other letters, conversations, thought & all the other things related to human existence the enviable presence of Master Insignificance should be seen and observed, wholesomely! 

The base setting for the Insignificant Kingdom has been set taking a couple of decades when the door keepers, servants, slaves, trainers of insignificance & all have been gathered & trained masterly in the great domain of Insignificance! The education to be imparted that is the education of the age of the Insignificant itself, the books of learning in the time of Insignificance, the public & private activities at the time of Insignificance, the Insignificance Trainers by whom the world will be wholesomely converted into the one where ONLY Master Insignificance dwells and all that have to be there in the Reign of Insignificance have been gathered, painstakingly, arranged in their respective insignificant places & got them activated, step by step, over the decades! 

The media which has a somewhat significant reach & role has been masterly trained in the Art of Insignificance that they never leave the True Path of Insignificance and they report ONLY THE INSIGNIFICANT 24/7! They will never tolerate significance or its relatives anywhere near them & before they got the Insignificance Training they had already booted the significant & important in the favour of their New God Insignificance! They are masterly trained to select only those Insignificant things & materials, Insignificantly Carefully, to put them in their medium that people ONLY understand & learn the Significance of Insignificance, Silly and Stupid & emulate them wholesomely in their very Insignificant Life! 

The media has been doing its insignificant duty pretty well that almost everything significant (Like the wholesomely distressing situations in which crores of people have been living in, the sufferings human beings go through, the dirty & inhumanly ways most of the human beings are treated, the mass suicides committed by the utterly hopeless, anything & everything basic, positive & enriching the human life, the wholesome destruction of Nature, the whole scale poisoning & dreadful contamination of food, water, air etc, the futility of the education given, the whole scale loss of human life, all across the spectrum due to the complete loss of human values, great & positive ideas, ideals, falsification of truths & facts of everything including life, deliberately spread false information of all sorts, peace of mind etc, ) has been thrown into the waste basket, specially kept for significant things!

And only the silly, stupid & insignificant (The insignificant style of  an insignificant apparel of an insignificant media created diva who is a total failure in life; the gait of a media propelled whore who is eulogised as the one with an extremely broad heart; the totally insignificant events where the heavily over weight & malady infested gluttons swallowed truck loads of junk food & gulped down gallons of useless & harmful sweetened aerated impurities; the variety colours applied on the seats of these malady infested & mentally totally unstable people’s toilets; the under wear on which the media made & propelled whore displayed the condom sign made of jewels which are worth millions of dollars; the stupidest & the most useless of the games where poorly & wrongly informed common people spend most of their time, money, energy & life itself; the longest running media information serialisation on what the servant of the Never Heard Queen in the inner most part of the Amazon forests do just before she goes to sleep; an information series on what the people of the world might look like in the year 5013 AD; what did a particular ignorant and equally stupid minister or politician said -& keep telling about!- about a thing or matter of which he or she never knew anything about & will know about; the importance of sleeping 10 hours & exercising 3+2 = 5 hours daily to have a body that can be wholesomely exploited by the crafty people in body building, Aerobics & medical businesses, in whatever way they like to exploit till one is no more there in the world to be squeezed more; the wonderful education & the educational environment in a very particular educational institution which charges a fortune & gives back nothing for the money taken and spoils all the ones who enter there in the hope of living a human life; the dragon tattoo done on the buttocks of the singing goddess which is put there in the memory of her 155^th boy friend who died due to some unknown diseases; the most innovative, different & attractive styles –which were very successfully executed world over-  in which one can destroy trees & never plant one and ofcourse grind down Nature on the way; the most interesting & the so called fashionable game of eating the bull shit, which was very popular in Great Nicaraguasia –which was largely supposed & believed to have great and incomparable medicinal & curative powers by the little known Nicaraguasians who died of serious illnesses 212 or so years ago; how great things like depression, anxiety, avarice, inhuman ambitions, gluttony, qualitylessness (lack of quality!), greed, hoarding, intoxication of the extreme levels, smoking 24/7, adulteration, poisoning the mind, living as lazily as possible etc can elevate human beings to the next level and develop the Economy and human being in totality, at the same time; & what all great research works are going on all the above mentioned matters spending billions of dollars in various parts of the world where dollars, euros & pounds rule; how to reinvent the wheel a million times; how the Religious Ignorance & Intolerance should be well developed & spread systematically using the rare resources of a democracy –which means public/common man’s hard earned money, resources, life etc!; how religious, communal and all other sorts of fanaticism should be promoted & fanned; how to have a panel discussion, for years, on how the price hike in aviation fuel in the year 2047 will affect the common man; write, talk, discuss, print, walk the talk, talk the walk etc on the great & extremely destructive bearing the introduction of government bonds, future options, reckless speculation, carry forward system etc when human beings open the first ever stock exchange in Mars etc; whether the people suffering from acute famine in the African countries should go for creamed cake or not; how many so called socialites (Women!), glamour girls ( Most of them will force nausea out of anyone living & the dead never commented, till date, on this insignificant issue!), socially committed Miss Universes, Miss Worlds, publicly & socially dedicated film stars (Women!) and the others (Women!) tore away their cloths & showed their under wears & MORE in full public & media glare to raise funds – which are supposed to have erased famine & poverty from the face of Mother Earth, for ever!- for those who suffer from famine, civil wars, human trafficking etc in Antarctica; how much the Egyptian termite eaten under wear, supposedly used by Cleopatra (Though it is still under intense Scientific Discussion & debate whether she used one or not it is scientifically proven, beyond any doubt, that the termite which swallowed most of it is purely Egyptian!) will fetch @ the Southby’s in London; if the civil wars, sectarian violence, ethnic cleansing, development & expansion of religious fundamentalism etc should be nationalised & universalised or not; and, other millions of equally or sometimes more Insignificantly Significant Matters (ISMs!) the media has to get under it’s all magnifying insignificant lenses and present them in various forms to Educate The World!) got into whatever medium they have, 24/7! 

Education, thoughts, standards of life, ideas, ideals, morals, human behaviour, human relationships, human interactions & life itself should be based on the insignificant, silly & stupid; and, no exceptions should be made, ever, in favour of the disgusting thing or whatever called Quality! Nothing significant, important, of any use to any one or any body, worthwhile, positive etc should be seen anywhere on the surface of the Mother Earth! Every thing should be silly, stupid & completely insignificant! People should eat, drink, breath, think & live Insignificance! "O Master Insignificance, The Ruler Of The Entire Insignificant, Silly & Stupid, World Over, Thy Kingdom Has Come!”.....!

Never Was Secularism In India!

When we think of secularism & go after the word –SECULARISM! - we find out without even having a shade of doubt that, in India, it is a word invented by the post partition politicians who wished to have ‘Something Never Achievable’ to show the easily gullible people of India & move ahead to PROFIT ONESELF, ETERNALLY!

When we move further in search after the word – Secularism! – we come to the final & shocking conclusion that, in actuality, there was nothing like Secularism ever existed in India, from ancient times! Till Independence we, the Indians, never heard of it! Then, from where did this word CREEP into Indian Life, after the so called Independence?! It was something which was CREATED in the illusory belief that it will make vanish the numberless tumultuous problems which came into existence by the time of partition! Partition itself was one of the huge & vexing problems which the political leadership of that time failed to have any grasp on! Even Gandhi failed to see & understand it – Partition – coming!

It became the sole duty of the wily politician to describe what Secularism is, in Indian Life, in post independent India! Later on, somewhere along the way, the wily politician also allowed religious leaders to do the interpretation of the word Secularism! And, thus this Politician-Religious Leader Nexus became the sole proprietor & interpreter of the word Secularism in Post Independent India!  

Secularism in India has become Irresponsible Practice Of One's Religion In Whatever Way One Wishes To Do It! Secularism in India entitles anyone to have all the Secular Rights without ever having any of the Secular Responsibilities! Here, nobody is held responsible for whatever one does in the name of ‘Secularism that is the other word for Religion’ in Independent India! Here, in India, one can do anything & go scot free in the name of religion as False & Non Existent Secularism is the State God!

From ancient times, there were divisions & clashes between Hindus in India; they fought hard against one another taking the names such as Shivaites, Vaishnovites etc; the kings who were devout followers of Lord Vishnu attacked & destroyed Shiva temples & changed the defeated Shivaites into Vaishnovites & the Shivaites did the same when they were powerful enough to do things against the Vaishnovites! And, Brahmins always treated Buddhists as their eternal enemies & Buddhists never even recognised Brahmins! All this continued for centuries, which means there was Secularism flourishing in Bharath –Modern Day India!-  in those centuries or millennia!

Then in 1198, Muslim Invaders destroyed Nalanda & killed thousands of Buddhist Monks – Almost 10000 Burned Alive!- erasing invaluable things from the face of the earth & human history, In The Name Of Religion! The so called Cultural Biggies of India, The Moguls, discriminated against the Hindu majority & made their life insufferable with the Secular things like the religious tax Jessia etc! And, who can forget ‘the Hugely Religiously Secular’ Aurangzeb, who did GREAT THINGS TO ESTABLISH & MAINTAIN SECULARISM IN BHARATH?! Large scale ‘Secular Conversion’ too was initiated in Those Secular Days! Rajputs of Rajasthan were always at logger heads with the Secular Moguls due to the Muslim Secularism executed by the latter! The Great Marathas (Who came into prominence with Chatrapathi Shivaji) fought against the Moguls because of the latter’s Secular Credentials; the Brave Marathas also fought, tooth & nail, against Tippu of Mysore as Tippu was ‘the Monolith of Religious Secularism’!

But, ‘When Bharath became Independent India’ all these Secular Things Of Bharath got white washed & Secularism started to rule – A New & Non Existent Ruler! As Independent India stood naked at the midnight stroke of August 14, 1947, the Weavers of Secularism started to weave Secularism for a Naked & Independent India! They started to gather whatever valuable –whatever valuable were left over by the Greedy British!- they could get their hands on from the Secular Independent India to weave the cloak of Secularism! All these 64 years since Independence they have still been weaving the Wonderful Cloak of Secularism, taking all the valuable things the Indians possess! The Indians have been Ungrudging Givers, all these years, wishing arduously to dress India, which has been standing naked for all the 64 years post the so called independence!  

We, the So Called Secular Indians have been waiting eagerly to see the invaluable cloak of Secularism the Secular Cloak Weavers have been weaving all these 64 years! Crores of So Called Secular Indians have passed away waiting for this Secular Garb to be finished! But, till date it hasn’t got finished! It is heard that the cloak weavers are still working hard to finish it, taking whatever valuable is there in the Secular Indians’ coffers! The media have been talking about it all these years; the higher ups have been talking about it all these years; the politicians & the religious leaders have been talking great about it & the hard work spend on the weaving of the Cloak of Secularism, all these years!

All these people mentioned above have been talking volumes, non stop, about the great design of the cloak, incomparable material from which it is made, the jewels & rubies woven onto it, the dexterity of the weavers etc, all these years! It is heard that all these people, who regularly commented on the Great Secular Cloak In Progress, have been ceremoniously taken to the House Of The Secularism Weavers & The Great Unfinished Cloak Has Been Displayed, a number of times! There have also been a very large number of discussions going on the length & breadth of the country about the colour of the Secular Cloak, all these years! It is also heard that there was a union defence minister in UPA I who went all the way to identify the colour of Secularism & found out it was the colour of the Secular Pakistani Cricket Team - GREEN!

It is only the Common Man who hasn’t had any of the ideas about what’s going on in the Secular Weavers’ House! He doesn’t understand why the weavers take this long to finish the Cloak which they have been - as is stated time & again by the various official sources!- supposedly weaving taking everything from his pocket, all these years! He also doesn’t know what to do with all those who ceased to exist in Independent India, waiting to see this cloak when it is finished, despite they giving whatever valuable they had when they were alive - including their lives!

But, the Perennial Problem with the Common Man is that HE never read or even heard of Hans Christiansen’s World Famous Story ‘The Invisible Cloak Of The King’, where the king comes to know that he was walking among his people Completely Naked - thinking that he was wearing the most beautiful & grandest of the dresses ever woven in the world, duped by the wily & treacherous weavers, who decamped with whatever valuable things they wished to have from the king & his kingdom! - only when a child screams from the crowd that the KING WAS NAKED!