Shameless Malayali Keralite - SMK 24/7!

It was after a HUGE struggle, on November 1^st, 1956, the tiny State of Kerala got formed! Before that it was divided into 3 kingdoms/divisions – Thriruvithancore or Travancore, Cochin or Kochi & Malabar! The major issue of forming the state was that the neighbouring state which got formed earlier after the independence in 1947, Tamilnadu, was adamantly against giving ‘even’ a small area of land to the newly forming tiny state Kerala!

They made it an issue giving the area called the present day Palakkad District though it was on the other side of the Western Ghats, the area which the present day Kerala occupies! They grinded it in such a cheap & arrogant fashion that the newly forming state of Kerala HAD TO give away Kanyakumari & the much Historically Important ‘Kerala Sites’ of Marthanda Varma (Marthandom, Padmanabhapuram Palace & Thackla – 55kms from Thiruvanandapuram, the capital of the tiny state Kerala!) to a Greedy Tamilnadu (GT!)!

The land of the Legendary King Lord Mahabali, who ungrudgingly gave away his kingdom & life on the Earth to a scheming group of EVER envious devas led by Lord Mahavishnu, gave away WHATEVER the Ever Greedy  & Avaricious Tamilnadu asked, to be contended with a very small state!

In the second half of the 1960s & the first half of the 1970s when the Siv Sena led Bombayites called the Usurping Tamils (UTs!) ‘KALA MADRASIS’ & asked them to clear away from the land of Marathas the SMK 24/7 or the Shameless Malayali Keralite budged & hid themselves with the REAL ‘KALA MADRASIS’, showing SHAMELESS SOLIDARITY!

As ‘every sensible’ Bombaikar distanced themselves from the Usurping Tamils (UTs!) in the 60s & 70s the SMK 24/7 stuck with the REAL KALA MADRASIS despite them being far away from ‘KALA’ & ‘MADRASI’, in the matter of culture, language, education, thinking, life style & a million other things! The REAL KALA MADRASIS ‘EVEN’ made the stupid SMK 24/7 believe that ‘THEY’ were included when the phrase ‘KALA MADRASIS’ was uttered!

It was in the first half of the 70s ‘the long out dated contract’ between the 1947- gone British & the State of Travancore on the Mullapperiyar Dam was ‘RESURRECTED’ to help a Parched & Impoverished Neighbour Tamilnadu, definitely by the then Chief Minister Of SMK 24/7, C. Achutha Menon! Water stored in all the Kerala Dams on the ‘Kerala – Tamilnadu Border’ was generously & abundantly given to the Parched Neighbour (PN – ‘NOT’ TN!), without EVEN asking!

‘PN’ built tunnels to channelise copious quantities of water stored in the Kerala Dams in & through the Kerala Territory with the wholehearted permission of the various Right & Left Governments, which ruled the state of SMK 24/7! Even ‘PN’ guest houses were built by these Water Absorbing Tamils (WATs!) in the Kerala Dam Sites without ever having any sort of protest from the SMK 24/7 or their respective governments!

When in the 70s, 80s & 90s thousands of Tamils flocked to the tiny state Kerala to sustain their life, the SMK 24/7 welcomed & helped them with a VERY KIND HEART & BENEVOLENCE, understanding the (TN!) ‘STATE’ of their existence! All the places in Kerala were welcome places for these hundreds of thousands of ‘illiterate, famished Tamilans’ who struggled with life! They were a protected lot in Kerala, the land of SMK 24/7!

Then, in the later part of 1980s & in 90s Tamilnadu started to MAGNIFY whatever the Tamils have a million times! First, they made (Usurped, as they are trained to do!) the Chera Empire their own! They effectively MASKED the fact that the Cheras originated in Kerala (Kodungallur- Near The ‘Old’ World Famous Port ‘Musiris’- in Thrissur District!) & added them into the great Tamil history as Tamilans! The Cheras (Who are called ‘Kerala Puthras’ in History which means ‘Sons Of Kerala’) were tagged along The Cholas & The Pandyas & made their ‘Kerala Identity’ vanish where ever it was possible for the Tamil!

Then, they started to ‘falsely propagandise’ that the entire South India was Tamil once & all the southern states including Kerala & Karnataka were nothing but Tamil as their base! They conveniently forgot that Musiris was a world famous thriving port before & during the much (Tamil) eulogized Sangam Era & it had no Tamil connection! They also forgot the findings that Kannada IS, at the least 100-200 years older than the self flattering Tamil! And, these Pretentious Tamil Historic Infiltrations (PTHIs!) always made Tamil & Tamilans bask in the shamelessly false & borrowed glory!

Then, they started to systematically make inroads into the Kerala territory both physically & mentally! By hiring some ‘Born Malayalee Cheats’ (BMCs!) by throwing money & by using whatever means the Tamils had, they, then, started to manipulate the Educational, Industrial, Agricultural & Mental landscapes of Kerala! Education, where the Keralite stood first in India, came crashing down with various sorts of uncalled for strikes, all over Kerala!

The examination & evaluation systems all across the Kerala Universities ‘were damaged’ beyond repair by the ‘Paid Saboteurs’ (PSs!)! Because of this ‘CREATED’ fall of the Kerala Education System (KES!), hundreds of thousands of SMK 24/7 students were ‘CLEVERLY’ transported to Tamilnadu ‘run of the mill’ education institutions (TRMEIs!) - which were built there ‘ONLY’ for the purpose of squeezing millions of Kerala Money by providing Substandard Education Without Strikes (SEWS!) - by the Paid Education Pimps (PEPs!)!    

The ‘Paid Strikes’ (PSs!) all across the state of Kerala were regularly organised in the ‘Education’, ‘Agriculture’ & ‘Industrial sectors’, non stop, for decades, in such a way that all the fields/sectors of development lay barren & arid in the tiny state Kerala! The SMK 24/7 lived on clueless, all these decades, & NEVER understood they have been ‘EASILY GOBBLED UP’ by their Tamil Neighbours, Mentally & Physically, day in & day out!

The Shameless Malayali Keralites (SMKs 24/7) & the respective right & left governments which ruled them, since the formation of the state in 1956, kept living (Sleeping!) on, when the ‘Ever Usurping Tamilnadu’ (EUT!) (1) took the Kerala territory ‘Ramakyalmedu’ FORCEFULLY from the tiny state Kerala, (2) populated the border regions within the state of Kerala with illiterate, emotional & easily gullible Tamilans, that they could be ‘REMOTELY’ controlled –By the Usurping Tamil!- when time comes (3) took control of most of the dams ‘in’ the Kerala territory on the border regions, (4) muscled into the territorial integrity of the state by claiming each & everything in the state, (5) IMPOSED some INSENSIBLE judgments on the psyche of the Keralites that they feel subservient to their Tamil masters –by greasing the palms of the ‘who is who’ of the Kerala Governing Machinery, from time to time, that they won’t present what is to be presented how, when & where it is to be presented to guard the Dignity, Territorial Integrity, Pride & Safety of the tiny state Kerala, (6) Sent HIGHLY TOXIC vegetables & fruits, specially prepared ‘ONLY’ for the Kerala Neighbour, into the Kerala markets, (7) Stole the good railway bogies off the Kerala divisions regularly all these decades to give the Kerala Train Traveler the worst bogies –one of which ‘folded’ into itself or collapsed almost a year ago while shunting!- , (8) lapped up ‘MOST’ of the Palakkad railway division with the introduction of the Salem division when Erode division was very much live & kicking with the help of the THEN TAMILAN RAILWAY MINISTER, (9) brutally & unashamedly attacked the Keralites, including the Kerala students who were one of the MAIN money sources of  Tamilans, and their business establishments, all across Tamilnadu, including in their state capital Chennai, on the Mullapperiyar Issue which was ‘at that time’ under the consideration of the Supreme Court Of India, (10) promoted ‘Tamil Natyam’ (TN!) = Bharathanatyam – Ofcourse, with the help of the ‘Malayalee Traitors Inside’ (MTI!)!-  all these decades, in the Kerala schools & universities, at the cost of Kerala art forms like Kathakali, Mohiniyattam, Thiruvathirakkali, Koodiyattam etc which have ‘ALWAYS’ been given the back stage in Kerala & did numberless other Tamil manipulations!

Whatever that were shifted or taken away from Kerala or stopped functioning in Kerala or disappeared from Kerala for ‘SOME UNKNOWN REASONS’ were ALWAYS FOUND in Tamilnadu – Nuclear Plant, Railway Divisions & Zones, New Railway Lines & Coaches, Education Institutions, Various Industries, Coca Cola Company etc, to cite a very few examples!

Kerala Film/Cinema Industry was Deliberately Destroyed (DD) by the handy work of some OUTSIDE the Kerala Borders in such an efficient manner, over a time period of  a couple of years, that the Kerala Film Industry kept struggling hard all these years! Pirated CDs & DVDs of all the New Release Malayalam movies were widely & easily made available, immediately after their releases, from the Various Tamil Adulteration Centres (VTACs!)! English movies came into the sate of SMK 24/7 ‘DUBBED’ in Tamil & got released in various theatres that the Malayalee see the English movies listening to the Adulterating Tamil!

Systematically & by step by step, the Scheming Tamils introduced Tamil language, culture etc in the Malayalam Movies with the help of some ‘Malayali Traitors’ that in a LARGE NUMBER of Malayalam Movies characters who spoke Tamil & followed Tamil culture were ‘PLANTED’; even the Malayalee actors were MADE to speak a lot of Tamil in the Malayalam movies! A lot of Malayalam movies ‘EVEN’ looked like Tamil movies with a little bit of Malayalam included!

This shameless act of Tamil Adulteration Of Malayalam (TAM!) reached its culmination when the ‘to be born’ Malayalee baby is ‘Tamil Trained’ (TT!) in the womb of a Malayalee woman, by a Tamil ‘AAYA’ who is played by a veteran Malayalee Actress, in the controversial Malayalam movie ‘Kalimannu’, EXPLICITLY indicating the Tamil Adulteration of Malayalee Mother’s Milk.

Tamil actors were introduced in grandeur in Malayalam movies where they talked ‘Tamilalam’ or ‘tAmIL tWisTEd mALAyaLAM’; Tamil movies were released in HUGE number of theatres in Kerala, most of them in more than 100-150 theatres, at the same time, when EVEN the superstar Malayalam movies FOUND MUCH FEWER takers or none, at all! Definitely, the Tamil Manipulators were @ work over time to do the Killing Of Malayalam in its own land, the land of 3.5crore SMK 24/7!

Tamil film songs got played ALL OVER KERALA, in buses, orchestras which the SMK 24/7 called ‘Ganamelas’ & Malayalam TV channels & reality shows in such an explicit way that SMK 24/7 was FORCED to think that Tamil & whatever that is related to Tamil is the in thing! Tamil actors were MADE to appear in a very large number of Malayalam Commercial Advertisement over the visual & print media that one presume SMK 24/7 buys things ‘ONLY’ on Tamil & Tamilan Recommendation!  

The shameless & traitor cable operators of SMK 24/7 ‘BEAM’ all the Tamil channels, including their ‘SERVANT MALAYALAM CHANNELS’ (SMCs!) like Kiran, Surya etc, UNINTERRUPTED while they insist that the subscribers ‘BUY’ the ‘Set Top Boxes’ to get any of the ‘HAPPENING’ Malayalam channels like ‘AMRUTHA’ & ‘SHALOM’; it is to be remembered that the Set Top Boxes SHOULD BE provided, if they are to be installed, by the cable operators FREE OF COST!

The Shameless & Spineless Malayalam TV Channels & Malayalee Anchors dish out Tamil language & Tamil programmes - which include Tamil films aired on them & the so called low quality reality shows where, ‘MOST OF THE TIMES’, Tamil songs are sung & Tamil sentences uttered?? - 24/7; they invite Tamil personalities including Tamil film stars on the ‘PURELY MALAYALEE CULTURAL FESTIVALS & OCCASIONS’ like ‘ONAM’ & listen & ‘MAKE’ the SMK 24/7 listen to their Tamil & Tamil TwiIsTeD Malayalam; “SHAME ON THEM!”!

In the railway stations, all across Kerala, the land of SMK 24/7, Surya TV & it’s Tamil Master Sun TV are telecast, NON STOP, where Tamil language & culture got displayed 24/7; ‘on’ the MAXIMUM number of trains which move between Kerala & Tamilnadu and other trains which move through Kerala & come under any of the Tamilnadu railway divisions ‘ONLY’ Tamil & English are written & Malayalam, the language of SMK 24/7, is ‘CONVENIENTLY’ painted off; the Tamil TTRs on the various trains inside the Kerala territory talk to & verify the SMK 24/7 passengers in Tamil language ‘as’ Kerala were a district in Tamilnadu!

In the Kerala Administrative Echelons (IAS etc!) & Police Hierarchy (IPS etc!) the Tamil Manipulators have ‘HEAVY’ Tamil presence that whatever they wish to do can be done in no time & get their Tamil Schemes implemented without any SMK 24/7 noticing! And, it is a shame that the ‘LIMITED’ (‘Limited’ due to various reasons which can be discussed ‘elaborately’ in another article on this ‘BLOG’) number of the IAS & IPS officers the Land of SMK 24/7 produces run away to serve Their ‘SUPPOSED’ Tamil Masters, lured by a lot of things offered by the Tamil Manipulators! It is an undeniable fact that most of the people can’t say no to the lustre of riches, which the manipulators - including the Manipulating Tamils!- world over, use to get their things done & create Traitors, in this case, in the Land Of The Legendary King Mahabali!

Systematically & with the help of the Shameless Malayali Traitors (SMTs!), Tamil Manipulators have MADE Tamil festivals like ‘Adi’, ‘Pongal’ etc ‘infiltrate’ the Kerala Mindscape! They have ‘CREATED’ discount festivals, shopping festivals etc, all over Kerala, to celebrate the Tamil festivals as NOT celebrating the Tamil festivals in Kerala is made tantamount to heresy, which is unpardonable in the ‘Tamil Kingdom of Usurping’ (TKU!)! It is heard that the Shameless Malayali Traitors (SMTs!) are working double tide to hatch a Tamilan Conspiracy to declare ‘ADI’ (Adi Festival!) as the national Festival of SMK 24/7, in the place of ‘ONAM’!

Now, it seems very likely that the time has come for the Shameless Malayali Keralite (SMK 24/7) to introduce a new chapter in Kerala Cultural History (KCH!) where it will be SHAMELESSLY taught that Kerala , the land created by a Pure Tamil Parasurama (PTP!) by throwing a Pure Tamil Axe (PTA!) into the Pure Tamil Ocean (PTO!), some time ago, was greatly ruled by a great & generous Tamil ruler called Mahabali & ‘Onam’ is celebrated in the memory of that great Tamil king who ruled an Ideal Kerala (IK!) long ago before the senseless, shameless, cultureless, history less, ideal less, spineless SMK 24/7 Rulers took over the reign of Kerala which was nothing other than a fiefdom of the great Tamil kingdoms of yore!

Never Was Secularism In India!

When we think of secularism & go after the word –SECULARISM! - we find out without even having a shade of doubt that, in India, it is a word invented by the post partition politicians who wished to have ‘Something Never Achievable’ to show the easily gullible people of India & move ahead to PROFIT ONESELF, ETERNALLY!

When we move further in search after the word – Secularism! – we come to the final & shocking conclusion that, in actuality, there was nothing like Secularism ever existed in India, from ancient times! Till Independence we, the Indians, never heard of it! Then, from where did this word CREEP into Indian Life, after the so called Independence?! It was something which was CREATED in the illusory belief that it will make vanish the numberless tumultuous problems which came into existence by the time of partition! Partition itself was one of the huge & vexing problems which the political leadership of that time failed to have any grasp on! Even Gandhi failed to see & understand it – Partition – coming!

It became the sole duty of the wily politician to describe what Secularism is, in Indian Life, in post independent India! Later on, somewhere along the way, the wily politician also allowed religious leaders to do the interpretation of the word Secularism! And, thus this Politician-Religious Leader Nexus became the sole proprietor & interpreter of the word Secularism in Post Independent India!  

Secularism in India has become Irresponsible Practice Of One's Religion In Whatever Way One Wishes To Do It! Secularism in India entitles anyone to have all the Secular Rights without ever having any of the Secular Responsibilities! Here, nobody is held responsible for whatever one does in the name of ‘Secularism that is the other word for Religion’ in Independent India! Here, in India, one can do anything & go scot free in the name of religion as False & Non Existent Secularism is the State God!

From ancient times, there were divisions & clashes between Hindus in India; they fought hard against one another taking the names such as Shivaites, Vaishnovites etc; the kings who were devout followers of Lord Vishnu attacked & destroyed Shiva temples & changed the defeated Shivaites into Vaishnovites & the Shivaites did the same when they were powerful enough to do things against the Vaishnovites! And, Brahmins always treated Buddhists as their eternal enemies & Buddhists never even recognised Brahmins! All this continued for centuries, which means there was Secularism flourishing in Bharath –Modern Day India!-  in those centuries or millennia!

Then in 1198, Muslim Invaders destroyed Nalanda & killed thousands of Buddhist Monks – Almost 10000 Burned Alive!- erasing invaluable things from the face of the earth & human history, In The Name Of Religion! The so called Cultural Biggies of India, The Moguls, discriminated against the Hindu majority & made their life insufferable with the Secular things like the religious tax Jessia etc! And, who can forget ‘the Hugely Religiously Secular’ Aurangzeb, who did GREAT THINGS TO ESTABLISH & MAINTAIN SECULARISM IN BHARATH?! Large scale ‘Secular Conversion’ too was initiated in Those Secular Days! Rajputs of Rajasthan were always at logger heads with the Secular Moguls due to the Muslim Secularism executed by the latter! The Great Marathas (Who came into prominence with Chatrapathi Shivaji) fought against the Moguls because of the latter’s Secular Credentials; the Brave Marathas also fought, tooth & nail, against Tippu of Mysore as Tippu was ‘the Monolith of Religious Secularism’!

But, ‘When Bharath became Independent India’ all these Secular Things Of Bharath got white washed & Secularism started to rule – A New & Non Existent Ruler! As Independent India stood naked at the midnight stroke of August 14, 1947, the Weavers of Secularism started to weave Secularism for a Naked & Independent India! They started to gather whatever valuable –whatever valuable were left over by the Greedy British!- they could get their hands on from the Secular Independent India to weave the cloak of Secularism! All these 64 years since Independence they have still been weaving the Wonderful Cloak of Secularism, taking all the valuable things the Indians possess! The Indians have been Ungrudging Givers, all these years, wishing arduously to dress India, which has been standing naked for all the 64 years post the so called independence!  

We, the So Called Secular Indians have been waiting eagerly to see the invaluable cloak of Secularism the Secular Cloak Weavers have been weaving all these 64 years! Crores of So Called Secular Indians have passed away waiting for this Secular Garb to be finished! But, till date it hasn’t got finished! It is heard that the cloak weavers are still working hard to finish it, taking whatever valuable is there in the Secular Indians’ coffers! The media have been talking about it all these years; the higher ups have been talking about it all these years; the politicians & the religious leaders have been talking great about it & the hard work spend on the weaving of the Cloak of Secularism, all these years!

All these people mentioned above have been talking volumes, non stop, about the great design of the cloak, incomparable material from which it is made, the jewels & rubies woven onto it, the dexterity of the weavers etc, all these years! It is heard that all these people, who regularly commented on the Great Secular Cloak In Progress, have been ceremoniously taken to the House Of The Secularism Weavers & The Great Unfinished Cloak Has Been Displayed, a number of times! There have also been a very large number of discussions going on the length & breadth of the country about the colour of the Secular Cloak, all these years! It is also heard that there was a union defence minister in UPA I who went all the way to identify the colour of Secularism & found out it was the colour of the Secular Pakistani Cricket Team - GREEN!

It is only the Common Man who hasn’t had any of the ideas about what’s going on in the Secular Weavers’ House! He doesn’t understand why the weavers take this long to finish the Cloak which they have been - as is stated time & again by the various official sources!- supposedly weaving taking everything from his pocket, all these years! He also doesn’t know what to do with all those who ceased to exist in Independent India, waiting to see this cloak when it is finished, despite they giving whatever valuable they had when they were alive - including their lives!

But, the Perennial Problem with the Common Man is that HE never read or even heard of Hans Christiansen’s World Famous Story ‘The Invisible Cloak Of The King’, where the king comes to know that he was walking among his people Completely Naked - thinking that he was wearing the most beautiful & grandest of the dresses ever woven in the world, duped by the wily & treacherous weavers, who decamped with whatever valuable things they wished to have from the king & his kingdom! - only when a child screams from the crowd that the KING WAS NAKED!  

Burning HP, Motorola etc!

I bought a laptop from HP (Hewlett Packard) a couple of years back, paying the full amount, never bargaining for the price tag! I got a free carry bag with the lap top! I wondered why ever the company should give a free carry bag when every one looks to squeeze the life out of the buyer! I simply didn’t understand!

The person who handed over the lap top & the bag smiled after checking the amount I paid, a couple of times....I considered it good customer care etc etc I read in many ‘HOW TO’ books, which I gathered cheaply from the footpath! I loved to think that the same books I took from the footpath must have been read by the sales persons & the person who sat stoically at the cash counter as well, as their behaviour was the same what I read in those ‘HOW TO’ books on marketing, customer care, selling, handling the curious customer etc! I smirked at the thought that they too must have gone for those pirated copies of all those ‘HOW TO’ books which come cheap as they are GENUINLY COPIED from the GENUENLY ORIGINAL! It was a feeling of brotherhood or better I should call it the Brotherhood of Pirates!

Smilingly when I left the H.P store seldom did I knew that why they smiled was totally for some other reason than what I thought of, like the sales & marketing etiquette of the sublime nature etc....But, for that to dawn on me it took a couple more days of my life! But, when I understood the reason of their smile & the free gift of carry bag it was already very much late.......!

A couple of days after I successfully purchased the laptop something stopped working; I don’t remember what it was! I carried it to the shop I bought it from! All the people in the shop were busy selling the HP laptops to the buyers & giving them free carry bags! I waited till I grabbed the attention of an attention grabber who told me to wait for some more time that they could come to me after selling the laptops with the free carry bag & attend to my problem. I waited and after around one hour or so someone came to me, who looked like a person who failed miserably in selling any of the laptops with the free carry bag that particular day!

I told the problem to him & he all of a sudden told me that it SHOULD BE taken to the NEAREST ORIGINAL HP SERVICE STATION which is 10 kilometres away from me, as all the problems would be solved by the experts there! And, if I dared to take the risk, he continued, he could try his hands at problem solving; I readily agreed as taking the thing again to the ORIGINAL HP SERVICE CENTRE would take another couple of hours away from my life. He, as a master magician, kept opening some windows & closing some, intermittently, as I kept my vigil over...he seemed to work as one possessed.....And, at last he set the things right by clicking the ‘going back to the default settings'! Though all the software I loaded after purchasing the laptop went for a toss I got the problem for which I went there solved! I put the laptop back into FREE CARRY BAG & giving him truck loads of 'THANKS' left to reload all the software I had loaded before the expert hit the 'Back to Default Settings' button!

I didn’t have time to go to the ORIGINAL SERVICE STATION OF HP in the 1 year guarantee period, despite small problems related to my laptop continuously creeping up on my nerves! I just tried to wish the problems away & kept on with whatever I had to do, though I suffered mentally thanks to the performance of my newly acquired HP laptop! Before crossing the one year guarantee period, all of a sudden, my DVD drive stopped working & as I didn’t have time to focus on this problem I kept it disturb me continuously! Whenever I wanted to watch a movie or so I would switch on my other HP Laptop which I rarely used as it was a just15.4" against our Lead Role 17", of which I have been writing over! I kept the problem persist for another 1 year or more & when I felt free to take it in the FREE CARRY BAG, I took it to the ORIGINAL SERVICE STATION OF HP!

When I entered the service station, the guard at the entrance asked me a hell lot of questions that I thought I would have cleared the IAS examination if I would have known answers to all the queries he readily dished forth! He asked questions to me like he was questioning a criminal who had just murdered the CEO of HP! When I entered, after the quizzing, I was asked to collect a coupon & wait there till I was called. I obliged as there were no other option as I saw a very large number of people who waited there patiently, with their empty FREE CARRY BAGS in their laps!

When my turn came, I went to a counter where I was told by an Original HP Service Personnel that I had to give him 250/- for just checking the problem & to verify whether what I told them as problem was a problem at all! I obliged the Original HP Service Personnel & then he took my 17" laptop inside; I waited for the result! After 20+ minutes the Original HP Service Personnel, who took the laptop inside after collecting a Verification Charge of 250/-, came to the counter & beckoned me there to inform me the GREAT FINDING that as I told him it was a problem with the DVD drive & I had to fix the problem ONLY by changing the mother board as the DVD drive was integrally fused with the mother board & the Original HP Service Personnel couldn’t repair it separately and the bill would be somewhere around 25000/-! I thought what they charged for repair was something like 100 times the checking fee! I took the lap top back from the Original HP Service Personnel & walked away to something/somewhere more sensible things happen!

I consulted a Non Original HP Service Personnel & he told me that I could buy a USB DVD drive for around 4000/- & watch whatever movie I wished to watch on my 17"! The next moment I bought one Samsung USB DVD drive & went home, with a sweet feeling of saving a minimum of 21000/- from an Original HP Service Alligator!

But my happiness didn’t last long; my 17" hard drive crashed shortly after & I was in the danger of losing whatever data I had in the laptop; I reached the Original HP Service Station & I was told that they didn’t take THESE KINDS OF WORK and asked me to contact a particular Non Original HP Service Personnel who’s visiting card the Original HP Service Personnel provided me; obviously the Original HP Service Personnel had commission from the Non Original HP Service Personnel if ever I reached there & got fleeced!

I didn’t go to the Originally HP Recommended Place & got it done for 2000/- as I was sure I would have been forced to part with my entire savings for that work to be done in the secret place of the Non Original HP Service Personnel, recommended by the Original HP Service Personnel! Within months, HP 17" struck again! This time the screen went blank! As usual, I went to the Original HP Service Centre where I had been told that it would lighten my purse by around 20000/-! I went to my Non Original HP Service Personnel & got the screen changed for 5000/-, saving 15000/- in the process! Misery hit me again within months in the shape of battery failure; the battery failed to get charged. This time I didn’t go to the Original HP Service Personnel; I took it direct to a Non Original HP Service Personnel who gave me a NON Original HP battery for 2500/- which would have cost me my fixed deposit if I would have gone to the Original HP Service Centre! Now what ORIGINALS I have on my Original HP 17" Laptop are the shell of the laptop & motherboard, nothing else! The DVD player, Screen, Battery, Hard Drive & all are Non Original HP Products & they are working fine for the last more than 1 year!

Now, what I am concerned is about the motherboard which is the ONLY ORIGINAL WORKING THING on the OTHERWISE GREATLY PERFORMING NON ORIGINAL 17" HP Laptop! And, I regularly have nightmares on meeting one of my close friends who bought the same HP 17” on My Very Serious Recommendation! Till date he has changed his battery, screen (Twice!), DVD Drive etc & now is involved in a last ditch battle to save the chipset & motherboard! Now I perfectly understand why those people years back gave the carry bag free & why the sales persons smiled when I bought it 3 or 4 years back, as they then & there knew the people like me who bought these sorts of laptops would be running around carrying their laptops regularly to the Original HP Service Centres - SHOULD SAY 'ORIGINAL (OR HP CERTIFIED )FLEECING CENTRES'!- for this problem or that till they burn their laptops in public & live reclusive lives in the far away islands where they will never see even the sign of HP, again!

Special Note!

It is STRONGLY suggested that BURNING THE PRODUCT IN A PUBLIC PLACE is the one & only choice for all the customers of international brands in India! What the customers here in India always get is Ill Treatment, Misbehaviour, Arrogance, Qualityless & Stupid Analysis of the Problems the Customer Is Facing with the Product Bought, Reckless & Inefficient Repair, Extremely Greedy Customer Care & Service Centres etc!

I gave my Motorola Razor i3 to Fine Fone Solutions, #397/86, 2nd Floor, 11th Main, Jayanagar 3rd Block, Bangalore 11 (Ph:- 080 - 26634554, 26634555, 26634556, 26536477, 26536488) on 13-12-11, travelling almost 25 kilometres! I told the service centre people that the mobile was not getting charged & when connected to a charging slot it keeps blinking. When I reached there, there were only 3 customers & all the people who were with the centre were roaming there as free as birds in the sky, as they were only shifted from Infantry Road not much before!

I asked them to check the mobile then & there itself that I could have collected the info on the problem there itself that I could decide on the next step! The person who collected the phone from me, who was just seen whiling away time there, told me that as a lot of work was pending they would only be able to check it the next day & they would call me the next day to inform me about the solution & then according to my opinion move forward, in the matter of repairing the mobile.

As, I didn’t get any call from the centre till 5 ‘O’ clock next evening I called them & they told me that they were still in the process of checking it & they would give me a call as soon as they finished checking! But that call didn’t come.....I have been waiting till date for them to call me, today being 25-01-12! And, now I am seriously thinking about BURNING MY MOTOROLA, after taking back the mobile from the stupid fellows @ the fleecing centre, as well with the HP Laptop @ a public place that people come to know what is actually happening to “The Customer King”!

The Modern Indian Foodie!

The Modern Indian Foodie Has Become So Modern That The Complete Eating System Has Been Changed, taking a couple of decades! The modern system he introduced two score years ago has introduced a sea change that those who had any sort of eating habit before the present eating system got introduced will definitely find oneself utterly lost in the sea of change the Modern Indian Foodie introduced!

According to the Modern Day Indian Foodie & His Food Bible it is always ONLY something like how it’s served, who serves it, what type of attire the server has, what brand you had, was it from somewhere the TV or radio or newspaper advertisements continuously thunder about, was there soft music played by any western band, in the background, where did you have it-was it in the upscale/posh area, were there any bullshit celebrities around promoting what you ate, did you click some snaps with them while it was served, what brand you went into to have it, how was the interior, what is the reclining angle of the chairs there, on what wood the furniture is made of, what sort of chandeliers are used & how many, how good looking were the KINGS who served, did the hand driers spread eau de cologne in the air, how efficient & nice was the valet parking there, who all come/came with you there, what was the prize you pay/paid through your nose for it, how did the toilet look though you never use it there, what all unknown, unheard of things you had,how did the KING at the entrance salute you, how many times you have it from there, what was the angle of the server when he served it, how (dirty!?!) was the table cloth, did you go for Siberian starter, sub Saharan main, Norwegian dessert etc, kicking down & trampling on the worthless Indian ordinaries, have you taken the leftover for your dog in a parcel & did they charge you extra for that, were there any 3rd page buffoons in their buffoonery best, how many well to do were there while you had it, how much you dished out as tip etc etc that matter!

AND, THERE IS NEVER A how much you had, was it good or bad, was it to your liking or not, was it enough, was it tasty, what was it etc etc! When a couple of pieces of puppy shit are served under an international brand name, wrapped in gold & silver paper with the KING ‘deliciously’ serving them in a 180 degree angle, when dog meat is served ‘deliciously’ decorated as prime lamb in an international chain restaurant with the KING smiling ‘deliciously’ while serving in 90 degree angle, when the KING serves the rotten meat ‘deliciously’ fried in whatever oil available with a KING’s smile the Modern Indian Foodie is on cloud nine.....! Just be a part of an international brand....just be a part of a VERY MODERN INDIAN FOODIE GROUP....just be a part of the connoisseurs of food of each & every part of the world & be proud of it....just be a proud part of the most modern foodie group which eats worm to termite from Chine to Zambia.....just be a part of the much appreciated WORLD CULTURE OF BRANDED FOOD EATING, his mind mumbles! Shit with the Indian stuff, he screams aloud! It is pizza, burger, sandwiches, carbonated drinks & whatever shit in the name of a brand....3 cheers to them all... And hell with the Indian stuff.....!

As far as the Modern Indian Foodie (And According To His Modern Food Eating System, as well!), Hygiene is like pretending it fashionably! Taste is nothing but pretending it vociferously! The service is like pretending it as superficially as possible! Quality is another pretention in a million words- it is never ever found in the food served! Quantity is the pretentious minimum of the ordered thing that the Modern Foodie can discern whether it is what he/she ordered or not! And, to top it all the pricing is the magnanimous pretention of taking or lifting hard earned money as peanuts for the peanuts provided in the guise of serving jackfruits, apples, oranges, papayas & a million other things! Ofcourse, the 'somewhat' neatly folded tissue paper, tooth pick etc will be surely given as standard that one can stick the tooth pick into one's cavities in the mouth after having WHATEVER IS GIVEN IN THE NAME OF A BRAND OR SOMETHING & take back all the things eaten into the tissue paper provided!