Mullapperiyar, Fat Lady & The Blind Man!

The senseless act of the then Kerala Chief Minister C Achutha Menon in 1970, opened the Pandora’s Box for the Keralites and even after 40 years nobody is able to shut it & contain the fallouts of the signing of the agreement between the Kerala & Tamilnadu Governments, in the matter of Mullapperiyar Dam!

The spineless governments of Kerala, from 1970s till date, have been sitting on the Mullapperiyar Time Bomb, with all the sort of carelessness & lethargy! They have been conducting symposiums, study classes, group discussions etc etc on the impact of an eventful dam bursting! They have been discussing Mullapperiyar issue for the last more than 40 years and it is a benefit for the posterity that after the eventual dam bursting they –all those who might have escaped the fury of all engulfing waters of a BROKEN Mullapperiyar Dam!!!- can read, at leisure, what all things the successive governments discussed on Mullapperiyar all the 4 decades before the dam eventually burst!

The Achutha Menon Government has been playing a Lord Siva granting the wish of the BHASMASURA in the Mullapperiyar issue! It allowed the TAMILNADU BHASMASURA to do whatever it wishes to do with the Mullapperiyar Dam, which is a 100% Kerala Property & granted a prime 45 acres of land free in Kumily, Kerala to do whatever SUBVERTIVE ACTIVITIES Tamilnadu wants to carry out inside the Kerala territory! Subverting unaccounted waters of Kerala through various illegally & at the same time tacitly approved –by the vested interests in Kerala!- under ground & over ground canals from various dams of Kerala including Mullapperiyar, Parambikkulam, Aliyar, Walayar, Munnar, Sholayar, Shiruvani etc is an open secret for all these decades!

Tamilnadu has been famous for its dark glass politics & politicians who seldom saw the real problems as they were or are, as they looked like blind men in dark alleys! They always played the politics of the masses or in other words they always played to the galleries! They always tied their people to the mast of populist measures & ensured the loyal & unstinted life long support! Some of them let the 172000 crore 2G scam happen while they doled out rice & T.V & what not FOR THE POOR IN TAMILNADU using the taxpayers’ money, in the guise that they were giving away all these things out of their deep pockets! Because of the selfless service rendered to the people of Tamilnadu the present chief minister is undergoing a trial in cases registered against her for amassing disproportionate wealth & body mass!

Then, there are the SELF NAMED ‘ORIGINAL TAMIL LEADERS’ who always block the Kerala- Tamilnadu border like it is their birth right like the BLOCKING TACTICIAN VAIKKO who block the Kerala-Tamilnadu boarder now & then to showcase his blocking ability & prove a couple of universal points like ‘Senselessness is our might!’, ‘Arm twisting is the best policy!’, ‘Use heavenly might against those who ask for justice!’, ‘Rhetoric is the best thing to instigate people!’, ‘Using the name of the motherland –in his case Tamilnadu!- is the best weapon to inflame one’s –every Tamilan’s here!- emotions!’ etc! And the successive governments in Tamilnadu successfully failed to prevent these ‘ORIGINAL TAMIL LEADERS’ from doing whatever senseless things they wish to do & did! Hence, they kept on doing the same things which they have been doing all these years to get attention – destruction of whatever things which are NOT THEIR OWN!

The chief minister of Tamilnadu, after coming back from the trial in cases registered against her for amassing disproportionate wealth, all of a sudden came to know that when an English film Dam 999 comes it will create false ideas in the minds of 100% English language literate Tamil people, and hence banning the film is the right choice baby! But before that (banning!) some of the so called FALSE IDEA HATING PEOPLE in the leadership of Vaikko & co had to smash some glass doors, never complaining plant pots, false idea consumed plants & other things in Chennai just before the screening of Dam 999 and with EXTREMELY GOOD INTENTIONS DESTROY SOMETHING which never belonged to HIM & HIS FALSE IDEA PREVENTING GOONS, in full public glare, to show the MIGHT of the FALSE IDEA PREVENTERS! After all a chief minister of Tamilnadu should not allow the 100% English literate people of Tamilnadu to be misinformed by an English movie! It looks pretty likely that the present chief minister of Tamilnadu & the one who ruled Tamilnadu just before her, with their foolish stubbornness & populist rhetoric on the Mullapperiyar Dam, will become the FAT MAN & SHORT MAN which obliterated thousands of people in Hiroshima & Nagasaki!

It is well suggested that the international law which is applied in ‘Crimes Against Humanity’ should be invoked in the Mullapperiyar Dam issue & the governments of Kerala & Tamilnadu, including the chief ministers –from past to present!- SHOULD BE held responsible for the tragedy, if at all it occurs! All those persons responsible for it –from past to present & from Tamilnadu & Kerala- Should Be Tried For The Crime Against Humanity & Shot Dead Or Hanged To Death as is done in the cases of Nazi officers who ran the concentration camps etc, killing millions! IF THIS IS DECLARED NOW, then immediately, the stupid leaders of the 2 States, who have been struggling day & night to find out an amicable solution in the Mullapperiyar Dam Issue, for the last couple of decades, will sort out the problem in seconds & whatever is needed will be done, saving at the least 3 million people of 5 districts of Kerala!

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The Modern Indian Foodie!

The Modern Indian Foodie Has Become So Modern That The Complete Eating System Has Been Changed, taking a couple of decades! The modern system he introduced two score years ago has introduced a sea change that those who had any sort of eating habit before the present eating system got introduced will definitely find oneself utterly lost in the sea of change the Modern Indian Foodie introduced!

According to the Modern Day Indian Foodie & His Food Bible it is always ONLY something like how it’s served, who serves it, what type of attire the server has, what brand you had, was it from somewhere the TV or radio or newspaper advertisements continuously thunder about, was there soft music played by any western band, in the background, where did you have it-was it in the upscale/posh area, were there any bullshit celebrities around promoting what you ate, did you click some snaps with them while it was served, what brand you went into to have it, how was the interior, what is the reclining angle of the chairs there, on what wood the furniture is made of, what sort of chandeliers are used & how many, how good looking were the KINGS who served, did the hand driers spread eau de cologne in the air, how efficient & nice was the valet parking there, who all come/came with you there, what was the prize you pay/paid through your nose for it, how did the toilet look though you never use it there, what all unknown, unheard of things you had,how did the KING at the entrance salute you, how many times you have it from there, what was the angle of the server when he served it, how (dirty!?!) was the table cloth, did you go for Siberian starter, sub Saharan main, Norwegian dessert etc, kicking down & trampling on the worthless Indian ordinaries, have you taken the leftover for your dog in a parcel & did they charge you extra for that, were there any 3rd page buffoons in their buffoonery best, how many well to do were there while you had it, how much you dished out as tip etc etc that matter!

AND, THERE IS NEVER A how much you had, was it good or bad, was it to your liking or not, was it enough, was it tasty, what was it etc etc! When a couple of pieces of puppy shit are served under an international brand name, wrapped in gold & silver paper with the KING ‘deliciously’ serving them in a 180 degree angle, when dog meat is served ‘deliciously’ decorated as prime lamb in an international chain restaurant with the KING smiling ‘deliciously’ while serving in 90 degree angle, when the KING serves the rotten meat ‘deliciously’ fried in whatever oil available with a KING’s smile the Modern Indian Foodie is on cloud nine.....! Just be a part of an international brand....just be a part of a VERY MODERN INDIAN FOODIE GROUP....just be a part of the connoisseurs of food of each & every part of the world & be proud of it....just be a proud part of the most modern foodie group which eats worm to termite from Chine to Zambia.....just be a part of the much appreciated WORLD CULTURE OF BRANDED FOOD EATING, his mind mumbles! Shit with the Indian stuff, he screams aloud! It is pizza, burger, sandwiches, carbonated drinks & whatever shit in the name of a brand....3 cheers to them all... And hell with the Indian stuff.....!

As far as the Modern Indian Foodie (And According To His Modern Food Eating System, as well!), Hygiene is like pretending it fashionably! Taste is nothing but pretending it vociferously! The service is like pretending it as superficially as possible! Quality is another pretention in a million words- it is never ever found in the food served! Quantity is the pretentious minimum of the ordered thing that the Modern Foodie can discern whether it is what he/she ordered or not! And, to top it all the pricing is the magnanimous pretention of taking or lifting hard earned money as peanuts for the peanuts provided in the guise of serving jackfruits, apples, oranges, papayas & a million other things! Ofcourse, the 'somewhat' neatly folded tissue paper, tooth pick etc will be surely given as standard that one can stick the tooth pick into one's cavities in the mouth after having WHATEVER IS GIVEN IN THE NAME OF A BRAND OR SOMETHING & take back all the things eaten into the tissue paper provided!

The Giants Who Never Grew Up!

Much before I went to his house I heard the miracles done by his child; his style of expression, I was told a million times with delight, put the Tamil superstar Rajanikanth to shame; his style of walking was described as something masterly than that of Amitab Bachan; his way of laughing was, as I was told, far superior in attracting people to him, that too much more than the ultimate Rajesh Khanna in his prime; his voice was something like a heavenly mix of Kishore Kumar & K.J Yesudas; his brilliancies far surpassed those of Albert Einstein; after all we should not blame the child for all these as he was sitting on the throne of Almighty, with the 24/7 support & promotion of his parents!

When I reached there I was more than eager to see this Wonder Boy whom I had continuously been told about. Then, there he was....the wonder boy of almost 4 who hadn't been anything lesser than Michael Schumacher, Viswanathan Anand, Tiger Woods, Bruce Willies, Thomas Alva Edison, Rod Laver & Mike Tyson fused together! He came to his father running and embraced him; the father, in his turn, took him in his arms & gave a kiss. I was eagerly waiting for some miracles from the boy's side.....! Then, the father put the son down & he went running inside to my utter despair as I saw my chance of witnessing a miracle running inside the house!

His father continuously told, as he had been telling me all these days, the great exploits of his Almighty Son as we sat inside the visitors' room, looking at the garden outside. Yesterday, when he was playing, he made a DRAGONFLY lift a stone deftly, he told as if Dragonfly was the elder brother of the MIGHTY DRAGON itself! A couple of days back he stood first in the class competition for the UKG kids in drawing, he told as if the Almighty Son had won the competition beating such archrivals as Pablo Picasso, Raja Ravi Varma, Winston Van gouge, Leonardo Da Vinci & Michael Angelo in a fierce, nerve rattling competition! His wife came there with coffee & snacks to remind him what the Almighty Son did to the 3 year old, a couple of weeks back, who STOLE his eraser while he was coming jam-packed in the over crowded auto rickshaw, from his pre primary school! "He kicked him on the face that he wouldn't even dare to look at the erasers in his whole life!” she cuckooed as if her Almighty Son had boxed down the mighty Joe Frazer in the ring at the finals of the WBF heavy weight bout for the Unified World Boxing Championship!

"He understands everything in a flash that his All Knowing Teachers are dazzled with his Marvellous Performance!", she continued to marvel at the Universal Thing which ‘The Mighty She’ contributed to this world out of her merciful mind! What might it would have been if this Almighty Son was not there in this silly dwarf world?! 'Ofcourse, it would have been a much lesser place to live in without the Almighty Son', her every word & action trumpeted this line! I remembered, sitting there sipping coffee, another mother who boasted of the Extraordinary Learning & Understanding Capacity -Of All the intricacies of the world with just a look, of course!- of her son when he was barely 6 months old! Though he didn't speak at that time he knew & understood EVERYTHING, she used to tell! From listening to her continuously all the people in her area used to come to her BABY to seek the Universal Wisdom the baby possessed from the BABY's non-speaking mouth! Without uttering a single word the BABY became very famous for its wisdom in a 10sq kilometre area, at the least! I wondered, what all marvellous things & hidden Universal secrets must had been known to the BIG-eyed green pupa of the butterfly -which moved its BIG eyes whenever I moved even a little bit, standing infront of it!- which I saw on the plant I grew in my terrace garden, the other day!

All over the world, I suppose, these kids have been having wonderful & miraculous capacities, capabilities & abilities that all the persons around them, including their Ever Wondering Parents ofcourse, have been running unstoppable yarn-mills, all these decades, about the extraordinary & superhuman adventures of their tiny tots! And, people all these decades keep listening to them & they never stopped wondering & marvelling! I have seen parents & grand parents promenading carrying the 1 year old, 2 year old & 3 year old living wonders in their hands & showcasing their sons' or daughters' extraordinary divine signs and drawing truck loads of appreciation from the ordinary mortals around their Devine Baby Zones! But what I find with great disappointment & despair is that these GIANTS, who have all the knowledge of the world without even opening up their mouth & perform such extra ordinary, super human things like whistling like a bird, jumping like a frog, imitating the parents & teachers -forget the imitating never reached anywhere near the original!- climbing like a monkey, running like a kid, singing like a nursery kid, learning like a parrot etc etc never grew up & all end up as old Dick, Harry, Ram, Priya, Soumya and Just the Others as the parents and grand parents & great grand parents are/were - just one/another mortal in billions!

The Billion Instant Parliaments Of India!

Law Mouther = A Person Who Mouths Something To Create A Law!
Loanee = A Person Who Has Taken Loan!

Nobody knows about the thousands & thousands of instant parliaments (And ofcourse, millions of Parliamentarians!) in India who pass thousands of laws every moment & create another thousand the very next and so on....these laws are the laws of the land...every square inch of land....every square centimetre of our land - India!

These laws of Law Mouthers are born the very moment somebody of some authority- including the chaparasi even!- opens his or her mouth in front of a person who wishes to do something, wants something from these so called authorities, seek permission for anything etc or else simply move on in life! These laws are the laws born the same moment any of the above mentioned things happen! These are the Real Laws which run our country and not, as one supposes, the laws passed by our Indian Parliament! These are the laws which get executed faster than the photons or in the common man's language light! The very moment the law is uttered it is almost at the same time executed or at the least at the same moment started to be executed by the person who listen to the Law-Mouther!

The Law Mouther is a legend that whatever comes from his or her mouth is law which should be executed without question! He or she can be a rag-picker, an electricity board employee, a post man, a call centre employee of a mobile phone operator, a cleaner, a school teacher, a house wife, a person who deals in used magazines & news paper, the man who prepares Masala Dosai, the person who brings gas, the conductor in the road transport corporation, the person who repairs one's computer and millions of others...... it can be anybody & everybody...it can be here, there & everywhere....it can be any time of the day & night....we see these One Second Parliament-in-Existence or Law Mouther every second of our life! We have to be very happy living among millions of parliaments in a land of millions of instant parliamentarians, Law-Mouthers, instant judges & judgements, law executioners etc.....our land India!

The law of Law-Mouthers are faster than lightening...its something like now its here...now its not....its something like an Ariel which cannot ever be caught or scientifically, with all the sorts of scientific proof, proven! The law of the Law Mouther says that if you park a bike horizontally in a parking area, where parking is free, with another number of bikes parked in the same way, it can be whisked away by the hooligan towers of the police department & charge you with whatever amount they wish to charge without giving you a receipt; it says that if you are found speeding -the measurement being the very naked eye of a police constable!- you can be charged according to the financial condition -read whether the star crossed policeman has two wives & six kids, an instalment to pay for the luxury car he has bought, the number of bottles he empties in the evening at a high end bar near by, the amount he has to get for the admission of his sixth son etc etc- of the policeman or men in the situation!

It says that your this proposal or that proposal will be outrightly rejected unless & until you pay the amount to buy some grease for the concerned authority’s hands & head that they can be moved in an affirmative way; it says that your phone line will be disconnected if you failed to produce the required documents -they change intermittently from time to time!- for the millionth time; it says that a loanee can be tricked by every trick in a Bank's Trick book - something like ‘simply’ adding some amounts without any reason & logic to the basic amount, ‘simply’ increasing the interest rates without saying anything to the loanee citing something technical & non understandable, ‘simply’ doubling the interest rate without the knowledge of the loanee citing some intricate Mouth Law points from the Law Book of Law-Mouthers etc- till he is drained of everything in his life, as he had to sign under all the undecipherable Hieroglyphics presented in front of him in volumes, written in microscopic letters, without asking any question, to get a thousand rupee loan at an RBI recognised & registered rate of a MEAGER 15-20%+, depending on the pathetic condition the loanee is in etc!

It says that any employee, even the most uncivilised & lowest graded one among them, can Mouth A Law which should be obeyed to the syllable by every devotee of the prayer houses like temples & churches etc; it says that even a panchayath board, which is very low in every positive source like education level, cultural level, sense level, thought level, vision level, understanding level etc can Law-Mouth anything abysmal in quality and implement it in India -like they can impose a hefty fine on a person or institution because they simply dislike him or it, continuously engage one in never ending legal battles senselessly using the tax payers’ money because he/she failed to fit in their lifeless/qualityless SCHEMES OF THINGS, cancel certain allotments & registration, deny permission on a million things etc; it says that an auto wallah can charge you anything under the Sun Law Mouthing a billion things including calling you names etc! What ‘the Law of the Law Mouther’ basically states is that any Law Mouther can deny anything to anyone without any reason what so ever in Democratic India, using the Law Mouther’s Uncontrollable & Unrestrained Powers Vested In Every Law Mouther in India!


I was seriously in doubt whether the Anna Hazare team & their Lok Pal Bill will take into their fold these millions of Law Mouthers who’s Kingdom (sorry Democracy!) is here & now! What will they do or better put what can they do to these millions of Law Mouthers & how will Anna & his team suppose to control these millions of Local Parliamentarians -in the sense that they create laws & keep creating them as has been going on in the Indian Parliament!- and make them accountable for billions of laws they make & execute, all over India?! Who will control these Law Mouthers like the one who deliberately forgets to give you back the changes he owes you in the form of a bus conductor or the person who repairs the object you have given him into a worse form to Law Mouth something charging you the heavens or the doc who Law Mouths to deny any hand in the death of a patient who was admitted in the hospital & died of sheer medical negligence or a train engine driver or a bus driver or an auto driver who Law Mouths to justify the couple of hours delay he caused to you etc etc?!

While I was talking about these millions of Law Mouthers what they said seemed to be more entertaining & factual! They said it is something like what these people say becomes law of the land and it is only a matter of time the Indian Parliament ratifies whatever they say now & here! They also pointed out that all the parliamentarians in the Indian Parliament are ONLY the representatives of these Law-Mouthers, who elected them through a very democratic process called parliamentary election, every five years! They also had a complaint that their contributions towards the World of Law is never recognised & appreciated, world over! They didn’t forget to add that these millions of Law Mouthers are the pillars of our modern day democracy which is pushed forward (Somehow?!!) by the Law Mouther's Elected Lawmakers in the Indian Parliament & the Other People Who Follow Them On Dotted Lines!

WHEN I SAW THE PAKISTANI MADE GOD, ATLAST!

I could not believe my very own eyes.....! For a couple of moments I thought I was in a dream....! “Could this be reality?!” my mind galloped a million times! At last.............IN ONE OF THE RAREST OF THE RARE OCCURENCES –In the Court Terminology! - I saw it in my very own hand....The life source of our Indian Existence....The reason for all our Indian Well Being....The base of all our Indian Happiness....The in thing of all our Indian Prosperity.......A FAKE 1000/- INDIAN CURRENCY, WHICH OUR DEAR NEIGHBOUR COUNTRY – Read PAKISTAN! - PRINTED & MADE AVAILABLE IN INDIA! I was in a situation beyond any sort of expressible words!

I have heard, a million times, about the existence of this GREAT THING – PAKISTAN MADE FAKE INDIAN CURRENCY- which they say is Omnipresent in India! I always wished to see this OMNIPRESENT PAKISTANI GOD! But, despite a million sightings recorded & reported all over the country, I failed to see THE PAKISTANI GOD even once! I seriously doubted that My Belief in the PAKISTANI GOD, who ruled Our Indian Existences, was not enough to have a DHARSAN (‘Sighting’ In English!) OF THE PAKISTANI ALMIGHTY! People all around me pointed their accusing fingers at me & called me a PAGAN who is not worth enough -& doesn’t have enough unfaltering belief as well- to see THE PAKISTANI GOD IN DISGUISE IN INDIA, ever in my life!

When anything happen in India, it is estimated by the World Estimating Council, at the least 40% credit goes to THIS PAKISTANI ALMIGHTY! HE is present when one buys a piece of land, a vehicle, a house, a flat, a gadget etc in India! When one gets a loan from a bank, after may be a couple of years’ Bagheeradha Prayathna (‘Herculean Task’ in English!) & greasing the never satisfied officials’ hands, there too we find THIS PAKISTANI ALMIGHTY! Even the Indian Bank Less-Almighty State Bank Of India KEEPS & CIRCULATES THIS PAKISTANI ALMIGHTY’s CURRENCY, as was witnessed in an SBI branch in Allahabad ( The Alien Name for Our Own ‘PRAYAG’!) or somewhere else! In all the development work undertaken by the Democratically Elected God Government Of India, we always see this UNDEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED PAKISTANI ALMIGHTY’S CURRENCY! Even in an alien country HIS POWERS WORK! That is the power of THIS ALIEN GOD!

Like all the other GODS, THIS GOD too is Invisible & Omnipresent (In India!)! WE ONLY SEE HIS WORKS & MARVEL! We see people build multi storey buildings with HIS HELP; we see people buying much more than what they can carry with HIS BENEVOLENCE; we see politicians & the powerful doing whatever they wish to do with HIS INVISIBLE HELP; we see kingdoms & empires built with HIS MAGNANIMITY; we witness Democratic Horse Trading with HE SMILING OVER IT; we stay wonderstruck looking at HIS DEXTERITY with which HE CREATES TERROR & TERRORISTS, in no time, among peaceful people; and WE CHANT EULOGIES IN THE NAME OF HIS INVISIBLE OMNIPRESENCE! REALLY, HE IS THE PAKISTANI GOD DOING MIRACLES IN AN ALIEN COUNTRY INDIA!

HE comes in myriad forms....the 100s, 500s, 1000s....And in crores! Not even the gate keepers of the Indian Gods can find/distinguish THIS PAKISTANI GOD while HE crosses the boundary of HIS LAND to India, disguised as the Indian Ones! In India, in the appearance of the Indian Gods HE rules! O Pakistani Almighty......YOU are so sublime & omnipresent! We, the people of India, will always be indebted to YOU as YOU are The Base of India’s Economy, Progress, Advancement, Price Rise, Inflation, Black Money and a million other creative things & without YOU there is nothing but chaos in India, though the present day chaotic situation is the creation of YOU PAKISTANI ALMIGHTY!

Even after 15 or more years it is still a mystery whether YOU were there in the 1 crore suitcase supposed to be carried by a former prime minister, who is no more now, to do some political horse trading; people in the know say that if YOU were inside then he should have succeeded in whatever plans he had then, meaning YOU were not there! Poor guy, he should have asked your blessings as the present day politicians do! What the present day Gods in India do is taking YOU ALMIGHTY from the common man, if he unknowingly –Who can understand YOUR TRICKS & DISGUISE SIR?!- gives one of YOUR MYRIAD FORMS in a single currency & destroy YOU without giving any compensation to him! Although, nobody –read ‘common man’- in India who accidently –It happens always in the rarest of the rare cases!– gives a SINGULAR YOU PAKISTANI ALMIGHTY gets the compensation ever in India – if the SINGLE YOU are found out & destroyed!-, the powerful & the mighty always deal with YOU in shiploads & keep their lives happy! Our gate keepers, Gods, governments etc will never worry about YOUR intrusion as they all are involved in ‘OTHER SERIOUS MATTERS’ & ‘THE RAREST OF THE RARE CASES’ and all of them will keep fighting internally to have an upper hand over all the others, which may not come ever! And, O PAKISTANI ALMIGHTY.....YOUR KINGDOM IN INDIA WILL REIGN FOR EVER & EVER, THOUGH A COUPLE OF COMMONORS WILL SUFFER, IN THE RAREST OF THE RARE CASES, NOW & THEN!

COMMON MAN – GOD OF ALL THINGS!

For all the questions like “Who created GOD?!”, “Who created LAW?!”, “Who created Science & Mathematics?!”, “Who created Arts & Literature?!”, “Who created many a system including Judiciary?!”, “Who created Governments?!”, Who created Law Enforcement Agencies?!”, “Who created Trade & Business?!”, “Who created Tax Departments?!” & “Who Maintains All These Myriad Systems?!”, only one answer is there – MAN......THE COMMON MAN!

When a god or place of worship is built, it is the common man who does all the things required for all these things; he is the one who regularises his visits to the temple or shrine, pays his respects with money & all the sorts of offerings, hence becoming the GOD OF GODS! It is his contributions the gods have been thriving on all over the world, all over the millennia, despite never showing any gratitude to these CREATORS & MAINTAINERS OF GODS! Same happened with Science as well, as it exploded into a million nuclear fissions & fusions, eliminating millions of GODS OF ALL THINGS – ‘THANKLESS CREATED’!

When LAW was created, it was for the common man & HE was the one who spent centuries to maintain it on the surface of the Earth, giving away all HIS wealth & life! To maintain LAW on the Earth HE suffered like anything; suffered the heavily biased, ignorant, selfish, arrogant judges throughout the centuries, without ever complaining (Nobody was there to listen to the genuine complaints was another matter!)! When HE is faced with some existential problems, HE regularly approached one of the created, LAW, to get HIMSELF out of the problems; LAW –in the form of EON CONSUMING LAWYERS, MILLENIA CONSUMING PROCEDURES, AGES PONDERING JUDGES & others!- consumed whatever THESE GODS OF ALL THINGS have/had including the precious life time to make HIM reach nowhere! The Law Enforcement Agencies HE created took whatever HE has/had & pretended like doing something, eternally!

When the governments of all the ages including the present ones, created & maintained by THESE GODS OF ALL THINGS, did everything they can to make the common man’s life a living hell, THESE GODS OF ALL THINGS never even uttered a mute-word! Sometimes it also happened that THE LAW, living ONLY on what HE has/had given, would order THE GOVERNMENT, which is ALSO LIVING SOLELY ON HIM, to compensate for the things HE suffered; then THE GOVERNMENT will gleefully give HIM a mite of what HE HIMSELF has given immensely to maintain THE GOVERNMENT! To reach this point, which happens only in one billionth of an occasion, HE would have to spend truckloads of whatever is left after giving away most of the things in his life to maintain THE SAME SYSTEMS, which he is presently involved with, ie governments, courts etc!

THESE GODS OF ALL THINGS kept spending all their lives maintaining the creations they created dutifully! When the Tax Departments were formed HE spent all HIS life maintaining them, like HE maintained God, Law & Governments, forgetful of the fact that the Creators & Maintainers have become the eternal sufferers at the hands of the created & maintained! Despite providing for the existence of the Tax Department generations-long from HIS pocket, HE also has to suffer at the hands of HIS creation all HIS life; but to HIS surprise what HIS creation – Tax Department – uses to torment him with is the same things HE has given to it, while creating & maintaining it! NEVER COMPLAINING ‘HE’ RUNS THE SHOW, GIVING AWAY GENERATIONS OF HIS LIFE!

HE, THE GOD OF ALL THINGS, never understands that life is a circle –ofcourse made & maintained by HIM!- & ‘it’s ONLY what HE gives forth in abundance comes back ONLY in trickles’ and that too ONLY IF HE is immensely lucky & long-living! And, HE never knows it is something like HE gives away a billion dollars & gets back a pence, ONLY IF HE is extremely fortunate & lives longer than most people do etc! HE longingly & wishfully thinks that one day THE CREATED would take care of THE CREATOR, without knowing that those days won’t ever come, as the created ones are or were never in a state to KNOW THEIR CREATOR! THESE GODS OF ALL THINGS have become like the gods they created – dumb, mute, silent, immobile, inactive, inefficient witnesses to everything but helpless & suffering and more over LIFELESS EXISTENCES!

Dismantling ‘SARDAR’s India!

A lot of incessant & feverish research work has been going on “How To Dismantle ‘SARDAR’s India” since India got its so called freedom from the colonial powers! Great theses were submitted on the subject all over India, all these years, by all the ‘WHO’s WHO of India’! Ship loads of hard work have been continuously spent on this matter; but still somehow, the wholesome India Indians had from 1947 or little later kept to drag on!

Just before the Indian Independence, The Pakees went away with ‘their Muslim Part of India’, with the foolhardy conviction that everything will be fine after that! And, the result is still there in front of our eyes, even decades after Partition! Despite we, the whole India, – India & The Muslim India- read now the present day Pakistan! – fighting against the ‘DIVIDE & RULE TACTICS’ of the British in the pre independence India & almost succeeding @ it, we started to master the art of ‘DIVIDE & RULE’ in Independent India! Each & every politician of this great country became the master of this British-found British- managed technique! And, they went all over the world propagating ‘this surrogate philosophy’ as their own & took classes @ Cambridge & Oxford!

The man who made the present day India what it is almost now, Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel, who did whatever he could to REUNITE INDIA after the Indian Independence must be a very happy man now, seeing all the ‘DIVIDE & RULE’ things happening in India, from the other side of the world! For the Modern India & Its people & of course Its leaders “Doing & Undoing and Doing & Undoing in a billion variety ways’ seem to be favourite pastime for all these decades, since Independence! And, we, the Independent Indians are extremely happy that we can still cling onto the colonial day legacy ‘DEVIDE & RULE’ even after we publically ditched all that that’s colonial!

Due to the pressure from ‘the foe within in the pre independent India’ we let the divisive forces, whatever be their form, form Pakistan; due to the insensible pressure from Nehru, a pragmatic Sardar was forced to agree to the foolish ‘SPECIAL STATUS’ to J&K! The divisive forces which were at work before & at the time of Independence are still at work, with full vigour and dedication! From those days’ ‘Straight Version of the Divisive Things’ it has transformed itself into myriad forms of deception that finding these divisive forces today has become a Herculean Task! These DIVISIVE FORCES come in all hues & colours and multidimensional shapes! From the so-called intellectuals/thinkers to educators & speakers, from the politicians to the philosophers & ideologues these forces are omnipresent & invisible! These Invisible & Omnipresent Divisive Forces have, now a days, a highly explosive, destructive, irresponsible & at the same time easily accessible weapon named ‘24/7 Media’ to further/spread their vested interests, like wildfire! And, that’s what they use invariably!

The views the Great Sardar had about Kashmir, Junagadh, Hyderabad, Tibet & Goa had the world against him! The leading people of the post independent India, including the first prime minister of India, Nehru stood against the vision & wisdom of the very Pragmatic Sardar! People, including Nehru listened to the HOLLOW VOICES –or should we call it false commotion?!- RAISED BY THESE SAME DIVISIVE FORCES! And for listening to this commotion-illusion the Indians suffered a lot, even after Independence! We, the Indians, almost lost Kashmir when we listened to these divisive forces; and still we are losing lives in Kashmir thanks to our stupidity of NOT LISTENING TO THE SARDAR WHEN HE WAS SPEAKING WISDOM!

Kashmir & Arunachal Pradesh have been out of the Indian map –India’s International Map!- for most of the 64 year period (since Independence!) due to these camouflaged proponents of division! We kept on dividing people of India in the lines of these Hippocratic & Sly Divisive Forces! In the name of FALSE SECULARISM we tolerated religious fanaticism & intolerance, and poured oil into the fire lit by the Divisive Forces! We kept Kashmir separate with special privileges that one day we lose it COMPLETELY; we made Malappuram (A district in the state of Kerala!) based on religious grounds way back in 1967 that one day we grow enemies within! We kept treading the path created by the Divisive Forces all these decades, since Independence!

Division by caste, creed, language, faith, politics & a million other things flourished in India like wild shoots in the wilderness! On whatever we had/have we fought with one another to divide & rule in the name of these million non-existent things! People started to take the Fabled Land of India Piece By Piece – In the name of Language, Religion, Caste, Politics, Muscle Power etc! For them even the heart breaking partition of 1947 was not enough! All over India people started to think of & do the essential work for ‘HOME STATES’ with the borders being the borders of their own homes! They cried “POORNA HOME SWARAJ” from their roof tops! Wherever there was a slight chance of making a division the DIVISIVE FORCES worked overtime till the problem reached a head! They almost succeeded in Kashmir with their terror-sponsored diplomacy; another pressure group won Malappuram; another pressure group won the Gorkha Land; and another pressure group is near winning Telangana!

Kashmir, Malappuram, Gorkha Land, Telangana etc have all become an inspiration to all those who wish to do their ‘SWARAJ LESSONS’ properly and definitely they can & do take a couple of leaves out of all these issues created by ‘the Divisive Forces Working Inside India’, 24/7! Let’s be happy to think that what a great man like Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel did for all of us, Indians, we are undoing shamelessly & with ingratitude! And, let’s celebrate the fact that we with all our greed, shamelessness, arrogance, tunnel vision, ingratitude, narrow-mindedness, petty thinking and blind following of the Divisive Forces are on the sure way to the disintegration of a great dream called India!

More On Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel Here!

The Language Experts Of India!

In Tokyo, Singapore & Hongkong one would find someone who speaks multiple languages. Despite being native speakers they manage a good number of languages, though a native speaker can always find something amiss; but these people never let the listeners nauseate with their 'fluency' over any of the languages they profess they speak!


Come to India, the scenario drastically changes! Here one can find millions of people who speak multiple languages! And, here also one can find more millions who profess they speak multiple languages! If one is in any of the metropolises of India, one will definitely find a large number of 'these professors' who eagerly wait for an opportunity to establish their mastery over multiple languages!


When we were children, I always heard my papa's younger cousin's stories of daredevilry with multiple languages in Arabia, where he worked in those days! It was mostly at some functions like marriage & birthday etc he would tell these glorious stories of his language power! There were always large audiences for his stories, who were only poor guys who only knew & talked their mother tongue! They didn’t even know the alphabets of the universal language English!


He usually started the stories in a situation where he would be driving a motor vehicle of the company he worked for! Usually, he reaches a place far away from the civilisation & all of a sudden a police car appears from no where! The officer usually stops his car & asks "@**$#%*&&*&@@!!&**#&$$#%&@&$!#&**!" in Arabic or English - whichever be the language other than their mother tongue, the listeners of the stories understood not even a mite, ever!- to which he with all his universal powers responded "bnui**#wdhij&!%#%#%()*#^!%*&&!(!*(!@*@$#&&!!^^^^#%%@!" And, the police officers never dared, the eager listeners would be told, to speak even a word against what he had told them FLUENTLY IN WHATEVER LANGUAGE THEY SPOKE TO HIM, ever! I heard him telling the very same story years - 20-25 or more years after!- after when it was my younger brother's marriage; then also I found the listeners around him watching him with awe! "What a language expert!", they must too have thought, despite the story being at the least a quarter of a century old!!


Like him there are millions in India WHO PROFESS TO SPEAK MULTIPLE LANGUAGES FLUENTLY! When an unlucky one gets into the net of THIS PROFESSOR, he jumps at the opportunity to establish his mastery. As if he is a native speaker he would start to imitate a conversation in the TRAPPED MAN's language and continuously, if possible between every two words he speaks in the TRAPPED MAN's language, he would advertise the ability he has over multiple languages! The TRAPPED MAN will be staying in front of him appreciating the FLUENCY THIS PROFESSOR has over his language as he would be left with no choice but to appreciate the PROFESSOR! The PROFESSOR would keep on speaking in the TRAPPED MAN's language that the TRAPPED MAN would be feeling like vomiting! The TRAPPED MAN, while responding to the Professor, will even stammer in his mother tongue due to this nauseating language the PROFESSOR dishes out, non-stop, with self eulogy equally mixed! The TRAPPED MAN' will reach a point where he would happily forget his mother tongue & find solace in amnesia!


These professors litter every nook & corner of any big city in India! When we find these people on our way its better we somehow escape with our own life, at any cost, because once caught it’s the curtains for our mother tongue & sometimes our life! If some TRAPPED MAN ever tries to rectify the Professor or suggest what he is dishing out is not correct - in the mildest terms!- he would get hurt immediately & may even pose serious danger to the TRAPPED MAN, as he would be out of his home turf, when these professors catch him unawares! If he is tried to be rectified the Professor always feels insulted & would be in no mood to TOLERATE THE IMPOSTER IN HIS TERRITORY! We can't expect what would be the next thing the Professor does!


To these Professors even the governments are providing great facilities! It is heard that these Professors have asked the government to categorise them as underprivileged & reserve jobs for them! To this demand the government always responded that though at present what they have asked can’t be done -reservation, as most of the people in India are thinking how to make a hole & enter into the RESERVED AREA!- they have always been taken care of as a lot of jobs are already given to these Professors who GET A CERTIFICATE WHICH PROVE THAT THEY ARE PROFESSORS, in the government sector including Railways etc! And in India it’s anybody's guess how long it takes to GET A GOVERNMENT APPROVED CERTIFICATE! We all know what the government told the Professors is right - they are already taken care of by the all eager government!


While I was waiting to see off my long time friend Harry in the Delhi railway station, a couple of years ago, I perfectly understood that at the least in the case of the Professors the government is keeping their promise to the last word! When a train arrived on the platform number 10 there was an announcement in multiple languages about the train! I was happy that the person in the announcement box handles a number of languages FLUENTLY! As I was just thinking about all these people who speak multiple languages FLUENTLY as the native speakers do, I heard the announcement in another language. The moment the announcement finished Harry asked in which language it was in his stylish & accented mother tongue English, to which an embarrassed me was forced to say "ENGLISH!"

A THOUGHT ON SUO MOTOS – A LEGAL SYSTEM IN INDIA!

When the policemen charge riders & drivers on the streets for something or the other & ask them ILLEGALLY – the policemen never LAWFULLY have the right to ask people to appear in front of court, as ONLY a court can issue such orders! - to appear in front of a particular court on a particular date, nobody, including the courts, feels encroached upon or thinks it as CONTEMPT OF COURT & take SUO MOTO action!

When the land of the poor & hapless has been grabbed, usurped & annexed forcefully all over India by the mighty & powerful and has been reported all over the media all these years in HIMALAYAN ALPHABETS & the losers are left with no means to fight for justice –they don’t even know they can fight, as most of them are left illiterate & poor due to the ALL ENCOMPASSING DEVELOPMENTAL SCHEMS & GROWTH PLANS IMPLEMENTED IN THE MODERN & INDEPENDENT INDIA!- no SUO MOTOS appear for them from anywhere!

Political meetings & speeches in Kerala are still conducted in the busy junctions across the width & breadth of the state despite the court orders against doing so and despite these things happening continuously all these months & years after the court orders no SUO MOTO has been initiated!

When large scale adulteration of basic food items have been reported day & night by the 24/7 media, all these years, no court seems to take it seriously & start a SUO MOTO case against those people who adulterate food unashamedly & treacherously; it is a shame that the adulterators have become multi billionaires in these years by SLOWLY POISONING UNSUSPECTING GENERATIONS!

When education system is rotten at the roots with politicians & the other powerful people garnering enough power to do whatever they like in the education system, destroying what is to be the right kind of developmental system for human beings, no court takes SUO MOTOS!

Nookkukoolie, the infamous practice of the rowdy workforce of Kerala to bully and forcefully take money for the work other people have done, has been in vogue for a large number of years with the tacit & spineless support of the various governments there and no judge came to it ACCIDENTLY & took SUO MOTOS!

A lot of other grave problems & evils like corruption, favouritism, black money, large scale destruction of the public wealth in the name of some stupid protests etc, money laundering, whole scale fraud in financial, industrial, private sectors etc, systematic and well planned & executed destruction of environment, division of people in the name of caste & religion and the appeasement of some among them etc, gradual & systematic destruction of the 7000-8000 years old Indian culture, misinformation campaigns on a lot of important factors like illnesses, the systems of life, democracy, legal systems, the style of living, quality, things of importance, India itself, religion & religious statuses etc have been systematically grown all these years in the very fertile soil of India! But, the SUO MOTOs of very urgent nature in all these gravely important aspects have always been extremely hard to come by!

Courts all over India have been taking SUO MOTO cases all over India, for some years now! No one has thought about or talked about the criteria by which the courts are taking up these SUO MOTO CASES?! One can not find any standard system existing by which a judge understands this case is fit for a SUO MOTO & that one is not?! Going by what is going on in the field of SUO MOTOS one can not but feel pity at the SUO MOTO SYSTEM working in our country!


Thinking More On Suo Motos - When, Who, Why etc!

According to the figures compiled by the Supreme Court of India, there are 42.17 lakh cases pending in the high courts as on September 30, 2010, comprising of 33.36 lakh civil cases and 8.8 lakh criminal cases!

In the subordinate courts, the figure was 2.79 crore cases comprising 78.56 lakh civil cases & 2 crore criminal cases!

It is estimated that in some of the subordinate courts over 30-40% of arears relate to petty cases and out of the total pending cases, 9% of the cases were pending for 10 years & above!

24% cases were pending for 5-10 years in both, the HCs and subordinate courts!
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According to the Supreme Court as many as 305 judges serving in various courts of the country are facing departmental enquiries for misconduct during the period April 1, 2010 to March 31, 2011!

Utter Pradesh tops the list with 44, followed by Rajasthan 42, Maharashtra 31, J&K 23, Gujarat 22 and Andra Pradesh 15!

17 judicial officers have either been discharged or discontinued from service in this period for misconduct!

75 judges have been given premature retirement on account of various charges!

Major penalties were slapped against 38 judges while minor penalties were imposed on 35!

The Learned Kings of Kerala!

The Learned Kings of Kerala -& most of the Kings there were learned!- were lovers of Arts, Literature, Sanskrit – the language of a lot of secrets! – Martial Arts & a lot of other things which were positive from a human beings’ angle; they were very kind & morally of very high quality & standard. They always thought about their people & had been in constant touch with people that they understood the people better!

They always thought about the well being of their people that they considered their people their children! They amassed wealth to serve their people better, in sharp contrast to the present day politicians! Some of them even served the people as the servants of some Divine Lords as was the case with Marthanda Varma! They were selfless and sincere in their thought & actions. The love, selflessness, sincerity & respect were mutual! Even in the fight between Valluva Konathiri of Malabar & Samoothiri of Kozhikode one can see this selflessness as hundreds of Chavers sacrificed their lives for their country! The Kings kept the kingdoms of Kerala safe at any cost & ruled the present state of Kerala till the independence of India!

The 1 lakh crore + unearthed from the Sri Padmanabhaswamy temple @ Thiruvanathapuram is the ultimate proof of the wisdom, farsightedness, love towards their people, vision etc of those great rulers of Kerala who ruled the great country of MALAYALAM/KERALAM! One can well assume that at the time of the East India Company they stooped to conquer! When they understood that to fight the East India Company was futile, after a number of experiences, they must have used the trick of the lizards to throw their tails away to distract the enemies & escape with whatever that is important & precious! They stored their wealth – the wealth of their people – in such a way that not even the wind could understand where they kept the treasure safe, safely away from the constantly searching & scrutinizing eyes of the white men who plundered like the present day politicians!

Someone seriously joked that the treasure should never have been taken out all these decades due to the senseless, imposing & arbitrary ‘NOKKUKOOLIE’ –the amount a worker in the present day Kerala forcefully extracts from the person who makes the work done by any other man other than the one who bullies the money out of one’s pocket to his pocket! – existing in Kerala to which in a rejoinder another man joked that those people in those days should have been as lazy as the present day Malayalee (Keralite) in Kerala!

What the present day rulers – we call them democratic government these days! – do is taking whatever they can lay their hands on & rob the common man & do whatever they like till they dislike what they do, without ever considering a rap about the people who made them form governments in the independent India to plunder! We even had governments in independent India which took the common man’s gold to pledge outside the country to somehow squeeze some more days to stay in power!

In present day India we have seen plenty of ministers & ‘who is who’ of the governments doing ONLY those things which benefit them – BENEFIT THEM ONLY! What they focus on is HOW TO MAKE THE COMMON MAN POORER & MAKE THEMSELVES RICHER! To that end they will do whatever’s possible, taking any means! It is shocking to see our present day Kings’ shameless acts when we understand what all things the Kings of Yore did for their people! At the least they never plundered the people in the name of development & lifted every paisa given by the taxpayer into the tax heavens, somehow! In those days the rulers were never plunderers & extremely self indulgent people who ONLY THINK OF THEMSELVES 24/7! When one thinks about all these things & more one seriously doubts the credentials of the much trumpeted democracy which we have selected over the rule of Kings! Let’s remember & repeat “THE KING IS DEAD; LONG LIVE THE KING!”!

THE ACCUSER!

The position of an Accuser has always been considered extremely glamorous & applaudable in Independent India! People admired him for his daredevilry & audacity. They loved him more than they loved their film stars & cricket men! He has been the ultimate poster boy of the TOO INQUISITIVE INDIAN! They love him day & night because he is Omnipresent as god is; and he is Irresponsible as they themselves are - making The Accuser a demi-god!

The duty of the Accuser is just to accuse someone of something - he got to say that he has all the proofs to nail one, despite the fact that he never had any solid & real proof against anyone at any given point of time! Despite proving anything he can go on Accusing all his life! He also comes in the form/role of a mud-slinger, where he keeps on throwing mud on whoever he targets! The Accusers & Mudslingers are also seen elsewhere, world wide; but the Indian one is TOTALLY DIFFERENT as he will never be held responsible for any of the millions of baseless accusations & allegations he has made or the truck loads of mud he has flung on innocent & hapless persons!

The Accuser always starts with one of the following suggested accusations as they are time tested & grab immediate attention! The Prime Miinister Is A Fool, A Particular Higher Official -like a particular IAS, IPS or IFS Man in a Public Limited Company etc- Is A Burgler Of The Public Money, That Private Limited Company Is Destroying The Ground Water Level of The Entire Nation, The Governer Is An Idiot, The Vice-chancellor of that University is a Mad Man, Coconut & Coconut Oil Producers are the Real Cause of Heart Attack, Billions have been Stolen by that Street Beggar Tricking the Entire Nation all These Decades, I have given 1 billion dollar bills in a match box size suitcase to get an Electric Connection, That Superstar has a direct link with the Terrorists, That Businessman is mining truck loads of gold in the pitch dark nights @ the now defunct Kolar Gold Fields, The Reserve Bank Governer Is Printing The Fake Currency Notes for the Pakees, Bakra Nangal Dam is built by low quality cement mixed with cow dung & tissue paper to the huge benefit of the builders of the dam, That Successful Business man is sleeping on a bed of fake currency notes, That Swami is having sex with each & every girl in the country, That Political Leader has leprosy in his mind -mind is brain hence leprosy in brain!, The Chief Minister is grabbing land all over the state in the names of his Benamees, The IITs, IIMs & IIScs are run by 3 Idiots etc!

The only thing The Accuser must never do is POINTING HIS EVER ACCUSING FINGER TOWARDS THE JUDICIORY & SAY SOME ACCUSATIONS! It is the ONLY THING the accuser should avoid at all costs; even in his dreams he should not accuse the judiciory! If he ever commits that blunder, his life as An Accuser is over forever! It is well known that those accusers who wished to commit suicide always followed the safe & 100% result giving suicide method of ACCUSING THE JUDICIORY! This one thing The Accuser is not supposed to do if wishes to have a GOOD SHELF LIFE OF AN ACCUSER! As a compassionate compensation for his self restrain, he is magnanimously given the exclusive privilige to THROW BARRAGES OF ACCUSATIONS & if possible garbage @ any retired judge or retired part of judiciary, without thinking & considering in which judicial forum he sat just before his retirement, NONSTOP! If The Accuser does it, then the entire country will back him up! It is something like a WITCH HUNT where the RETIRED WITCH HUNTERS OF THE BYGONE ERA ARE ACCUSED/HUNTED LIKE ANYTHING! Nobody will even try to stop The Accuser then!

In India the onus is always on the accused! Hence, the Accuser always has to have the right contacts at the right media points! And, he always has to make sure that he OPENS HIS ACCUSER MOUTH at the right connection points of media that all the rest is done by the gossip-monger media!After making his accusations he has to make sure that he will CLOSE HIS ACCUSER MOUTH only after saying that HE WOULD DIVULGE MORE DETAILS LATER or HE WOULD COME INFRONT OF THE SAME GOSSIP MONGERS WITH MORE PROOF LATER! Then, he can take complete rest till he gets his next assignment!

After the Accuser's turn infront of the arranged media, it is the news-starved media which runs the game for the accusers; and, most of the time, intendedly or unintendedly the police also goes on THE PATH OPENED BY THE ACCUSER's MOUTH! It is easily possible for the police to create proofs out of thin air in India! Creating proofs that help support the accusations of the Accuser is an art in India that has been mastered by the various departments of law & order implementors! Though the number of hapless people who lost their lives fighting the baseless accusations of these accusers are numberless in India, it is a forgotten issue for the Indians. They never think what happened to those accused who were most of the time falsily implicated & lost their life fighting against the master tricks of the Expert Illusion Artist - The Accuser!

The Born Accuser, The Made Accuser, The Professional Accuser, The Hobby Accuser etc are the commonly seen varieties of accusers in Independant India! It has become a fact that the Indian society cann't exist without mixing all these varieties! And, it is a truth that The Accuser has become the integral part of the Indian System that even if one can live in India without Kashmir as its integral part, one won't be able to live in it without having the REGULAR MIX -MASALA OF OUR OMNIPRESENT & IRRESPONSIBLE ACCUSERS!

An Illusory India!

Since Independance in 1947, we the Indians, have been living in a LARGER THAN LIFE ILLUSION inside which there are hundreds of thousands of smaller illusions! With the Independance started these hundreds of illusions that we Indians never knew we are born into one of the biggest of all the illusions & still go on living in it without ever having even the faintest of the idea! We kept living in the illusion or illusions as if we were living in the Real India, which it never was or is!

Everything seemed and even now look like a dream come true....The overthrowing of the more than 200 year old suppression of the soul of India & the colourful dawn of a new era was something that looked like a heavenly dream come true! But, the-dreams-come-true & illusions walked hand in hand that the INEXPERIENCED INDIANS, from 1947, failed to identify which one is a dream come true & which one is an illusion. In the guise of dreams what most of us got & seemed to be enjoying were & are HUGE illusions which we always failed to understand.....from 1947!

Most probably, those persons, who were at the forefront of our freedom struggle, must have found themselves in an unenviable posision from the point when we got the so called freedom; if someone had any doubt about the precarious situation they were in, that too was cleared when the father of the nation was assassinated in 1948. From then on, it was pretentions after pretensions & the creation of one illusion after the other.....this illusion-creation never stopped & has been carried into the present generation! Expecting miracles in an illusiory India, with its roots deeply mired in illusions, crores of people moved forward & they still keep moving forward!

Generations have gone & the new ones 'SEEM' TO BE THRIVING IN AN ILLUSIORY ENERGY! They see an India where they think their dreams will grow wings....Not any different from their parents & grand parents who dreamed the same dream and vanished somewhere as in a dream! But, the illusionists keep doing their job almost perfectly that the new generation as well MISERABLY FAIL TO READ HISTORY! And the illusionists of the present day India make it pretty sure that the present genaration too fail to understand they are living in an ILLUSORY INDIA WITHOUT ANY BASE!

It is an illusion that we Indians called & are calling India was & is always well beyond the comprehensive capacity of Indians, who form 99.999 % of the Indian population! In other words, we can call India a collection of illusions like CULTURE (A show of something which never existed & never was!), INFORMATION SYSTEMS (Which always inform the vested interests & always spread misinformation etc!), DEMOCRACY (The democracy of the powerful, for the powerful & by the powerful!), SECULARISM (Secularism deeply based on religion & cast!), GOVERNMENTS (Of all the sorts of misgovernance, greed, extreme partiality etc!), LAW & ORDER (Things of extremely transcient nature!), TAX COLLECTION (A collection of senselessness, lack of creativity, extreme partiality etc!) & DISTRIBUTION (To the un-needed, overfed, over-protected, over-luxorious, over-educated & everysort of people who's TAG starts with 'OVER'!) systems, EDUCATION (where aping is the fad, culture & civilization lost eons ago and LIFE is never known!), RULE (ruling ONLY the law abiding, well mannered, highly obedient & rulable!) etc!

When we look at India from an extraordinarily sensible angle, though it is impossible for 99.999% of the Indian population, what we see is an anarchy of illusory systems! We see millions of systems here without any consequence; here we see systems making more systems & an anarchy of systems! Quoting Shakespeare we can say that 'our systems are made by the same stuff the illusions are made of!' Whatever here is IS for anarchy of illusions.....! And, it's an extremely colourful explosive display of illusory systems....!

The often raised question "What will happen to the aam aadmi/common man?!" is something that has expired its date long ago, as whatever is 'LOUDLY' WORRIED ABOUT & CRIED OVER as 'THE PRESENT PATHETIC STATE OF THE COMMON MAN' or 'THE GOING TO BE PATHETIC STATE OF THE COMMON MAN' -ie the doomed state of the common man!- HAD ALREADY HAPPENED DECADES AGO!

ON INSURANCE, TAX, LOAN, INSURANCE COMPANIES, BANKS, INDIANS etc!

It seems that the people in India these days are more worried about their personal life, much more than their predecessors as they rush to take personal insurance! They also are so concerned about their homes as they make long queues infront of the home-insurance counters of various insurance companies. A large chunk of people's time is now a days spent on taking insurance like accident insurance, vehicle insurance, medical insurance & a hell lot of other insurances! It is genarally reffered to as the Spring of insurance in India!

The people are so much involved in the process of taking insurance that they always think, talk & write about insurance, its benefits, the greatness of the thing called insurance, the illitterates & stupids who don't have insurance, the suffering of those who are not so intelligent as the insured persons are etc They even sent Indian post cards to millions asking the reciever to post at the least 10 post cards each for the recieved one, narrating the gory stories of what happened to those who didn't send 10 post cards narratting the greatness of insurance, after recieving one! In the terrible stories we often read the stories like that of the person who didnt send the 10 post cards as required by the INSURANCE GOD/GODESS & sprained his right ankle THE VERY NEXT DAY, the woman who didnt send the 10 to wake up next morning with a severe tooth ache, the 37 year old man who didnt care about it to find himself in a very ugly situation where he COUGHED TWICE infront of a couple of people, the girl who teased it to find that her toffee was eaten by ants the same evening etc!

The Indian government has magnanimously promoted & supported the EXTREMELY STARVED INSURANCE INDUSTRY in such a way that THESE POOR GUYS SOMEHOW CONTINUE TO LIVE ON! If this industry is not there, it is believed that millions would have died silently & sufferingly all over India, AS HAD BEEN HAPPENING TILL JUST BEFORE THESE INSURANCE COMPANIES CAME TO INDIA! OH WHAT A STRUGGLE IT HAD BEEN, WE ARE TOLD! SOMEONE EVEN BELIEVED THAT THE INDIA GATE IS BUILT IN THE MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES DUE TO THE NON-EXISTANCE OF INSURANCE COMPANIES IN INDIA!

What the government never told us is that when we insure our home, paying exorbitant amounts, what we really make sure is that THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE REST IN THEIR HOUSES -SLEEPING, EATING & AGAIN SLEEPING- as whatever losses one incures after one's home is insured automatically goes to the insurance company and WHAT THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IS JUST FILING AN F.I.R & TAKE REST! The government always forget to tell us that when we take vehicle insurance what we make sure, paying heavily from our pockets, IS THAT ALL THE DAMAGES & PROBLEMS EMANATING FROM THE LOW QUALITY VEHICLE ONE BOUGHT PAYING HUGE AMOUNTS, THE EXTREMELY POOR QUALITY ROADS - THE RESEARCH WORKS ON HOW DEEP ONE CAN DIG ON A NO-PROBLEM ROAD IS FINDING NEW DIMENSIONS EVERY HOUR IN INDIA!-, SENSELESS DRIVING & ACCIDENTS CREATED BY THOSE WHO GOT LICENSES 'IN SOME WAYS' etc CAN BE 'TRIED' TO BE BRIDGED, SOMEHOW, AFTER THE SO-CALLED HEAVY DEPRECIATION & ALL!

The government also forgets always to tell us that when one takes medical insurance what one makes sure is THAT THE PERSONS IN ONE'S HOUSE CAN 'GET SOMETHING' AFTER THE INSURED PERSON'S DEATH etc & one can undergo whatever treatment irrespective of any qualitative & accurate verification -the sole verification being HOW MUCH AMOUNT CAN BE SPENT ON A PARTICULAR INSURED PERSON FOR MEDICINE & HOW CAN WE SPENT THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT ON THE INSURANCE FOR A PROBLEM THAT WILL VANISH IN NO TIME ONLY IF ONE TAKES SOME REST etc?!- till the cover ends or till one dies, whichever is earlier!!

GOVERNMENTS ETERNALLY HELP POOR STUDENTS & THEIR PARENTS by fixing the incom tax limit @ a paltry 1.6 lakh -It was a beggar's 1 lakh & less a couple of years ago!- & OFFER 'SIMPLE' EDUCATIONAL LOANS, WITH THE HELP OF THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKERS @ A VERY LOW INTEREST RATE OF AROUND 10%, FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY OF AVAILING 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT' LOAN! For 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT EDUCATION LOAN' if the MAGNANIMOUS BANKS are taking the land titles & other valuable things as guarantees, who can blame THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS?! And, one should NEVER THINK THAT THESE TYPES OF 'NEVER MENTIONED & NEVER APPROVED THINGS' DONE BY THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS ARE EVER KNOWN TO THE WELL INTENDED GOVERNMENTS! After all, what is a government for other than helping some poor banks & insurance companies GROW OUT OF THEIR POVERTY LINES & DEVELOP INDIA?!

IN INDIA IT IS A RULE THAT YOU SHOULD PAY THROUGH YOUR NOSES & GET THINGS DONE FOR THE WORTH OF A COUPLE OF PAISE! IN INDIA IT IS A RULE THAT YOU SHOULD FOLLOW WHATEVER STUPID RULE OR LAW THERE IS IF YOU ARE A COMMON MAN & YOU SHOULD NEVER 'EXPECT' -LET ALONE REALLY GETTING ANYTHING BACK!- ANYTHING LITERALLY FROM THE SO CALLED SYSTEMS EXISTING HERE! IN OTHER WORDS, THE COMMON MAN'S LIFE SHOULD BE 'DHAANA' -ANOTHER GREAT WORD INVENTED BY INDIANS LONG AGO!- OR SACRIFICE TO THE EXISTING STUPID SYSTEM & THE SYSTEM'S BASIC & ULTIMATE AIM IS THE GRADUAL & SYSTAMATIC ELIMINATION OF THE COMMON MAN, AFTER MAKING HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL!

A common man in India should be satisfied to pay road taxTHAT HE CAN TRAVEL ROLLER COASTER ALL HIS LIFE & IF LUCKY DIE IN ONE OF THE MILLIONS OF MARIANA TRENCHES THE ROAD DEPARTMENT HAS SPECIALLY CREATED FOR 'SOME VERY SPECIAL GUYS'! He should pay income taxTHAT SOMEONE NEVER KNOWN TO HIM CAN ENJOY HIS LIFE TO THE EXTREMS! He should pay gift tax THAT HE CAN GIVE WORTHLESS GIFTS TO OTHERS FROM THE ADULTARATORS' MARKET! He is THE SO CALLED LEGALLY BOUND TO PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX THAT HE CAN CONTINUE WORKING LIKE A PIG ALL HIS LIFE! He should pay the entertainment tax THAT HE CAN HAVE QUALITYLESS ENTERTAINMENT IN HIS LIFE! He should pay service tax (my god what service?!!) THAT ONE CAN DO WHATEVER HE LIKES & HE KNOWS -HE KNOWS NOTHING OF QUALITY HAS NEVER BEEN A BILLION DOLLAR DISCOVERY!- FOR HIM "AS SERVICE"!

The common man should pay educational cess (lord what education!) THAT HE & HIS CHILDREN CAN GET ANYTHING BUT REAL EDUCATION! He should pay property tax (property buying through one's nose etc!)THAT SOME VESTED INTERESTS CAN TAKE IT FROM HIM BY SOME TRICKS HE WONT UNDERSTAND & RENDER HIM LANDLESS ALL HIS LIFE, MOST OF THE TIMES ENTANGLING HIM IS NEVER ENDING LEGAL COBWEBS, TILL HE DIES! He should pay water tax (never mention what we drink as water!!!)THAT ONE CAN HAVE WASTE WATER IN ONE'S TAPS INSIDE ONE'S HOUSE 24/7! He should pay tax on pertrol & deisel (which became a drop a rupee!)THAT THE "NICE OWNERS OF THE PETROL PUMPS' CAN ADJUST THE PUMPS IN SUCH A MANNER THAT YOU GET PETROL ONLY FOR HALF THE AMOUNT YOU PAID & THAT TOO GREATLY & INNOVATIVELY ADULTERATED! He should pay tax on clothing (Of what quality!) THAT HE CAN GET CLOTHING WHICH JUST WITHER AWAY INFRONT OF HIS VERY OWN EYES IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS! He should pay tax on basic food items (where have those 'UNADULTERATED DAYS GONE?!)THAT THE GREAT ADULTARATERS OF YORE CAN DO GREAT THINGS IN SUCH A WAY THAT NO ONE INCLUDING HARRY HOUDINI FAIL IN IDENTIFYING THEM, SITTING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MORTAL WORLD.....!

FIRST DIG DEEP & THEN "TRY" TO COVER.....FIRST MAKE SITUATIONS WHERE PEOPLE SUFFER LIKE HELL THEN "TRY" TO RECTIFY! "TRY" IS THE WORD TO LIVE WITH IN INDIA, WHERE A TO Z OFFICIALS, THE COMMON-MAN ELECTED GOVERNMENTS & 'THE TRYING SYSTEMS' THEY CREATED & IMPLEMENTED ARE INVOLVED IN 'TRYING' 24/7, TILL THE END OF DAYS!

Comedy Goondas & Goondies (Female version of Goondas!) of Our Education!

There were times when the students of an educational institution or college boasted about the Master Degrees, PHDs & Doctorates the principal of their college or education institution had/held! There was a time when the students boasted about the truck loads of knowledge the principal carried & the respect he had everywhere he went! Those times are passé! Now, it is the time for the college students to boast fearfully about the GOONDA PRINCIPAL or the GOONDY PRINCIPAL they have in their educational institution & tell a million stories of how they will beat & horrify the entire young generation in the college! Now is the time one can fearfully boast about the GOONDA & GOONDY PRINCIPALS & proudly present oneself as coming from THIS OR THAT GOONDA'S or GOONDY' COLLEGE!


These Comedy Goondas & Goondies have a common system running for them! These people will check their basic survival questionnaire (GOONDA's/GOONDIES' BASIC SURVIVAL QUESTIONNAIRE!) which asks whether a particular student/person in a GOONDA's or GOONDY's educational institution is weak or not; does he have strong connections outside the college or not; does he have strong parents & relatives or not; does he have any political or communally strong group to back him up or not; is he coming from the near by locality or not; does he have an attacking tendency & attacking physic or not etc! If 'NO' is the answer to all these 'BASIC QUESTIONS OF COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES', THEN IT IS REALLY BAD TIME FOR THAT PARTICULAR STUDENT! And, once the target is found the Comedy Goondas & Goondies never leave any opportunity TO ESTABLISH HIS OR HER GOONDA OR GOONDY CREDENTIALS!


I remember one of my students telling terrible stories of her COMEDY GOONDA! She was doing her Post Graduation, in one of the famous colleges in Coimbatore, Tamilnadu! Once, she told, as one of her college mates gave a LOVE-LETTER to one of his college mates, he was called into the COMEDY GOONDA's office & locking the door from inside he hit the student left & right so severely that he took his Transfer Certificate (TC) the very next day & escaped with his REMAINING PART OF LIFE! She told that "AS HE IS A FAMOUS LOCAL GOONDA, NOBODY DARED TO EVEN SNEEZ IN THE CAMPOUS!"; she also added that the COMEDY GOONDA had VERY STRONG CONNECTIONS WITH ONE OF THE LEADING POLITICAL PARTIES OF TAMILNADU & HE WAS WORKING (What work we all know!) FOR HIS POLITICAL MASTERS BEFORE HE JOINED THE COLLEGE AS THE COMEDY GOONDA!


One of my students was a college student in Bangalore. Once, to offer his hair to his Favourite God, he started to grow his hair! After a month or so into growing the hair he was called by THE COMEDY GOONDA (Read the principal of his college!)! As he met him, the principal LITERALLY THREATENED him saying that if he would not cut his hair THE COMEDY GOONDA will beat him into pulp! Frightened he went home that day. Within a couple of days, this time while he listening songs on an i-pod of his friend at the college bus stop, THE COMEDY GOONDA came & grabbing the i-pod from him scolded him like anything & asked him to bring his parents to the college; terrified he went home, with his friend's i-pod taken away by the COMEDY GOONDA! The very next morning his mother gave the COMEDY GOONDA a call over the phone & despite her saying that her son was growing hair to offer it to his Favourite God, he screamed over the phone that "ONLY AFTER CUTTING HIS HAIR HE SHOULD COME TO THE COLLEGE!", AND BANGED THE PHONE, WITH ALL THE RESPECTS TO HIS MOTHER WHO POLITELY CALLED THE COMEDY GOONDA IN THE MORNING!


In Kerala it is not news at all that the COMEDY GOONDAS rule the educational institutions! Many of the very famous colleges & other educational institutions have sported the tag 'UNDER THE PATRONAGE OF THIS OR THAT COMEDY GOONDA' for long! These Comedy Goondas make sure that not a single person in the college - of course with exceptions! - even breath against his will; or else he would beat the poor guy into such a shape that even his mother would not identify him! The Keralites have seen enough number of record-tearing, heavily scolding, beating & trashing COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES as have been seen by their compatriots & contemporaries in the other neighbouring states like Karnataka & Tamilnadu! It is like "ALL IS WELL WHEN A COMEDY GOONDA IS THERE' attitude doing the rounds successfully in all the southern states of India! When the people INVEST MONEY in education & the money is in crores of rupees, the time of the wise, learned & personally excellent persons guarding the corridors of education is gone for good! IT IS ALWAYS GOOD THE COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES TAKE GUARD AT THE ENTRANCE OF EACH & EVERY EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION, IN OUR COUNTRY!


Hence, I was not surprised (or shocked even!) when I saw in a couple of leading newspapers an advertisement looking for GOONDAS - preferably, retired, sidelined, beginners etc! - for the post of the principal in a leading educational institution, as it must be the utter necessity which must have forced the educational institution to go for this move, as without a GOONDA in the principal's chair there is no point in running a college or an educational institution! After the BPOs, Hospitality Industry & Hospitals, it is now the turn of the COMEDY GOONDA & GOONDY INDUSTRY to grow at the triple digits; let us hope that a very huge number of COMEDY GOONDA & GOONDY MILLIONIERS WILL FIND THEMSELVES IN THE FORBE'S FIRST 100 RICHEST OF THE RICH NEXT TIME!

LEMME TELL YOU BABY WHETHER THIS ONE IS A PAKI-PIG OR WHAT!?

Even after more than one year, 2 central ministries, 2 defence ministers & more than 50 crores of tax payers' money spent on the prime & the only accused alive - the only human pig the entire police force of Mumbai valiantly caught alive by their bravery! - the answer to the basic question whether it is a Paki Pig or what which was caught alive, after the Mumbai Massacre, still remains, internationally, a heavily debatable point!


As the so-called international Human rights WatchDOG (whose dog it ACTUALLY is we all know!) Amnesty International is giving LECTURES ON THE MOUNTAINS ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS TO INDIA, not even a single man in India is given the right to say the caught pig is a Paki, as CALLING A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG IS A GROSS HUMAN RIGHT VIOLATION! And, IT IS EVEN WHOLESOMELY RACIAL TO CALL A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG, AS IT IS THE GROSS VIOLATION OF THAT PAKI PIG'S ‘BASIC PIG RIGHTS’! What if he with his pig-accomplices had killed 172 Indians in Mumbai? What if he & his co-pigs have planned gruesome murders in India & executed the plans with great success, with the support of the so-called ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT?!


How can WE THE ONE BILLION + say that the WatchDOG is biased till the moment we can not PROVE BEYOND ANY SHADE OF 'AN INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE PIG IS INDEED A PAKI?! And. to do that, it is told, we have to TRACE THE LONG ROOTS OF THE PIG, ALL DEEP UNDER THE GROUND, TO PAKISTAN! We have to PROVE BEYOND ANY 'INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE ROOTS FROM THE PIG'S BOTTOM PHYSICALLY REACH ANY OF THE PIG-INFESTED AREAS OF PAKISTAN & BY PHYSICALLY LIFTING IT TO THE SKYS, IN THE PAK TERRITORY, WE GOT TO SHOW IT – ‘THE ROOTS OF THE PIG’ / THE FAG END OF THE PIG ROOT! - TO THE EAGERLY WAITING/PROBING (& HUGELY UNBIASED!!) INTERNATIONAL MEDIA!


The Indian Efforts to physically show the pig tail or rather the other end of the pig tail by lifting the tip of the tail in any of the Pak territories has been going on for decades! In all the grave issues created by Pakistan (From Kashmir Issue to the Bombay Blasts of the early 1990s, from Kargil to Indian Parliament Attack, from Counterfeit Currency Rackets to Terrorist Funds & Training) THE ONE BILLION + have been trying hard to LIFT THIS PROVERBIAL PAK END OF THE PIG TAIL TO THE SKYS IN THE PAK TERRITORY TO PROVE INFRONT OF ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ that all these heinous crimes against India & Humanity are done by Pakistan, in India, all these decades! But, what these hugely gullible ONE BILLION + don’t know (AND WHAT ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ PRETTY WELL KNOWS ALL THESE DECADES!) is that THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN NEVER HAD TAILS, AS THEY ARE GENETICALLY MODIFIED IN SUCH A FASHION THAT THEY NEVER GROW A TAIL!


THE ONE BILLION + have always failed to find a tail in the pak territory despite all their efforts. Despite knowing the GENETICALLY MODIFIED TAIL-STATUS OF THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN, ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ KEEP ASKING FOR THE FAG END OF THE TERROR PIGTAIL TO BE LIFTED & SHOWN IN ANY OF THE PAK TERRITORIES, TO PROVE THE INDIAN CHARGES, ‘BEYOND ANY INTERNATIONAL DOUBTS’! Hence, it has become a system that the pakees do anything they wish to do with India & Indians – like killing them in lots of hundreds, usurping their territories in the lots of hundreds of kilometres, pushing in the counterfeit currency made in pak territory in the lots of trillions of Indian Rupees etc! - & ask for ‘THE TAIL PROOF’, with the ardent support of ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’!


The kick & run idea was greatly mastered & implemented by the pakees since Independence in 1947 & India & Indians have suffered like hell all these 64 years! The political leadership of India has always been extremely soft towards these evil doers all these decades; and India & Indians suffered heavy losses both in the matter of human beings and territories & assets! It has always been the lack of will from the Political Chiefs of India & their stooge-like mindsets that have made India & Indians suffer like anything, all these decades!


Hence, it is completely proper & becomes even more than NATURAL JUSTICE that the Prime minister of a Billion + People Country invites the Prime minister of the Terror Perpetrators & Sponsors to watch the Indo-Pak cricket match, in the extremely good intention of repairing the damaged relations (As it is a GREAT & UNPARDONABLE FAULT OF THE ONE BILLION + THAT SOME OF THEM DIED - A SILLY & PALTRY 172 IN NUMBER Etc! - WHEN THE ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT TRAINED PIGS OF PAKISTAN ‘INNOCENTLY FIRED’ SOME THOUSAND ROUNDS OF BULLETS, & hence, the damages have to be considered as done by none other than ourselves - THE ONE BILLION +! ) between the two countries!

CHEAT, TRICK, DUPE - THE WAY WE DO BUSINESS IN INDIA!

CHEAT....CHEAT.....CHEAT.....TRICK......TRICK.......TRICK.......DUPE.....DUPE......DUPE.......! These words & their multiple synonyms have become the real time substitutes for Business or Doing Business in India! These are the only things which one should have to start a business these days! And, these are THE ONLY THINGS ONE REQUIRES to start a business & run it for ages & amass huge profits etc! Whatever business you do, you SHOULD IMPLEMENT 100% WORDS SUCH AS CHEAT, TRICK & DUPE etc or else you better think of anything else other than business or doing business! It is not a panchayat phrase or a district one....IT IS IMPLEMENTED ALL OVER INDIA TO THE BENEFIT OF THE POOR & STARVING BUSINESS MEN! Even such a question & answer duo have surfaced & got into the CAT, MAT, IAS, IPS & the like quality exams; it goes as this.....Q: What is it that is done when one cheats, tricks & dupes, in India?! And the very correct answer is A: Business!


From multi million dollar companies to the small pan-tea wallah follow this principle dutifully that WE, THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, SOMEHOW REACHED THE TWENTIFIRST CENTURY WITH A "BANG"; HAVE EVER THOUGHT OF WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF THE BUSINEESSMEN OF India never implemented these words & their first cousins? It should have been total chaos, trillions of debt, poverty, illnesses, famine-like the one happened in Ethiopia!!-, drought, plague & what not?! India should have sunk deep into the depths of the Mariana Trench with all her people & the multi billion dollar business institutions like the pan-cigarette-tea wallah on the four-wheeler cycle & the broad & the not-so-broad band people! Hundreds & thousands of beverage shops, adulterated goods factories all over India, drug (like the innocent opium, ganja, charas, brown-sugar etc!) manufacturing & distribution factories & networks, which all help develop & maintain the National Coffers (Coffins?!) full will get annihilated in seconds & the nation itself will vanish from the face of the Earth, if the business & business people fail to use these above stated words or their synonyms! Hence, to avoid the disastrous & make the human beings in India prosper & move into the 22nd century - remember there was no vicious thinking in all these cases! - our business people single-mindedly & with (w)hole-hearted commitment implement/ed all these words 100% in whatever they do/did!


The non-pirated + legal + moral + in hundred ways eminently qualified- some of them even have Doctorates & PhDs attached to their names to have a sheet of self-confidence! - CD/DVD sellers with HUGE BRAND NAMEs & the so-called pan-India presence have been selling (or put better, thrust down the throat of THE SO-CALLED QUALITY-CONSCIOUS & BRAND-CONSCIOUS CUSTOMER!) their CDs & DVDs in 2 or 3 plastic covers from time immemorial in addition to the plastic covers they generously give away to their DEAR & SPECIAL CUSTOMERS – Read one & all! – @ the billing counters, when they buy one or more CDs or DVDs! These GOOD GUYS put Rs.150/- sticker on the original price-tag of M.R.P Rs 99/- & sell the CDs of a movie @ A HUGE DISCOUNT OF Rs. 75/- ONLY to the HUGELY GULLIBLE BRAND & QUALITY CONSCIOUS ANTI-PIRACY CUSTOMERS, who always walk straight-jacketed & only SPRINKLE SMILES! These straight businessmen with A HUGE BRAND NAMES sell VCDs in newly-designed plastic covers -1, 2 OR 3! - printing attractive things like ‘Brazil, France, London, Japan, Scandinavia etc’, for MUCH DISCOUNTED PRICE, ONLY TO BE OPENED IN ONE’S OWN RESIDENCE TO FIND OUT THE ‘QUALITY CONTENT’ WAS SHOT/RECORDED AT THE LEAST 15-20 YEARS BACK & WHAT ONE SEES WAS THE STATE/PLACE ‘JUST 20 YEARS AGO ONLY’!


These guys are extremely efficient in ‘COVERED-SELLING’ –No Pun Intended! - as they learn the tricks of the hand –specifically Covering & Hiding Something Non-Existent etc!-from the experts like Harry Houdini, David Copperfield & the others! These Law-Abiding, Good, Well-Doing, Strongly Anti-Pirate Business People will put –READ COVER/HIDE etc! - A QUALITYLESS, MUCH FADED MOVIE OF THE FIFTIES or SIXTIES or SEVETIES –WHERE FINDING OUT THE CHARACTERS, SCENERY, LOCATION etc ARE MORE DIFFICULT THAN DECIPHERING CUNEIFORM!- IN GOOD QUALITY LAYERS OF PLASTIC & SELL IT DEARLY AS IT IS SOME SORT OF AN ANTIQUE FROM MOHANJODARO or HARAPPA! They will offer a FREE MOVIE if you buy another one for exorbitant prices & never let you know what the FREE MOVIE inside is; and after buying the HIDDEN MOVIE, paying the hugely inflated amount for the VISIBLE MOVIE, it will be always very late when one finds out the FREE MOVIE IS A PIECE OF SHIT & A COUPLE OF DOZEN PERSONS HAVE COMMITED SUICIDE AFTER WATCHING THE ‘FREE HIDDEN MOVIE’ INSIDE! These great guys sell – REMEMBER, ALWAYS COVERED IN LAYERS OF IMPREGNABLE PLASTIC SHEETS! – 50% & more COVERED MOVIES – where you find the much famous INDIAN-TIE shading/covering the top 25-30% of the screen/movie & bottom 25-30% of the screen/movie, so as to prevent the vulgarity visible on the screen; which means, one sees only 40% of the movie on the screen paying 100% for it; and one can also see any number or actors & actresses delivering their emotional speeches without their heads, half of their bodies & sometimes even staying invisible on the screen!! – 20-40% REDUCED/CUT MOVIES, SONGS-REMOVED/CUT MOVIES, LAST PART-STUCK MOVIES etc!


THESE QUALITY BUSINESS PEOPLE cheat the so-called quality conscious customers by offering discount cards, where discounts are always near to the INDIAN INVENTED ‘0’! They only give out platinum, gold & silver discount cards of their brands & give no discounts! They sell everything on M.R.P (M.R.P = Maximum Retail Price; A LOT OF TIMES EVEN ALTERING THE M.R.Ps UPWARD!!) & never ever say a word on M.R.P, which is the MINIMUM RETAIL PRICE! THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE in some other field CHEAT THE SO-CALLED QUALITY CONSCIOUS CUSTOMERS by offering 115kpbs+ & only giving 5 to 15 kpbs max......they have been doing this for years now, with impunity! THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE for years have been charging gullible customers – read everyone! – all over India by putting caller tunes & other so-called bullshit value added services etc on the mobile phones etc, without the persons asking for it, with total impunity! And, there are THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE charging Rs.1 as FRIDGE CHARGES for 200grams, 400grams etc of milk, curd etc....! And, there are millions of other ways too THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO CHEAT, TRICK & DUPE THE EASILY GULLIBLE QUALITY CONSCIOUS SITTING CUSTOMER DUCKS! Let’s hope one day, like Ratnakara who changed himself to Valmiki to write Great Ramayana, THESE SAME CHEATING, TRICKING & DUPING BUSINESS PEOPLE will write some magnum opuses on CHEATING, TRICKING, DUPING etc which will last eons!

PLATFORMS OF THOUGHT/THE ULTIMATE PLATFORM!

Man has always been trying to reach where he thinks he owns a place for himself, for a number of millennia now........THE LAST/FINAL PLATFORM! He has been trying for this all these millennia, using all conceivable forms of doing things to be there, where he thinks (or more properly phrased) he belongs to! From time to time this final destination always eluded him, despite all his efforts & attempts in millions of ways! Still, keeping his deep faith in the existence of that LAST PLATFORM or LAST FRONTIER FOR HUMAN BEINGS human beings keep moving......!

The man, when he lived with the minimum pretentions, eons ago, accidently made fire or he came to know the use of fire; without PATENTING THE USE OF FIRE the entire humanity entered a new era of existence! MAKING FIRE he entered a hitherto new era, hence platform, and started to play with it! From then on human life became different & sophisticated! Discovery of Fire was ofcourse a new platform but never the final one!

THE ART OF PAINTING & THE PERFOMANCE OF DANCE made the human beings reach another platform where they started to assume themselves as something different & exalted! He painted what he thought the perfect copies of what he saw around him & danced as if some divine powers – the ultimate platform! - were making him do it, with frenzy! In this platform too human beings wished for the ULTIMATE PLATFORM where they were immortal!

THEN CAME GOD OR RATHER THEN MAN CREATED GOD! In search of the final frontier for the human kind MAN CREATED GOD IN HIS OWN SHAPE & CHARACTER that in HIM he found himself achieving immortality – THE FINAL PLATFORM, which for the man of that era was not possible in reality! Hence, with the CREATION OF GOD, even though it was through proxy – GOD – he entered the FINAL PLATFORM in illusions!

IF SAID PRECISELY, THE FINAL PLATFORM WAS ALWAYS ABOUT LIVING AS LONG AS ONE WISHED OR IN OTHER WORDS IMMORTALITY! With the creation of GOD human beings PROXY-REACHED THE FINAL PLATFORM, with the help of the IMMORTAL GODS! But in real they died even much before they even started to think about death! Then the continuous search for immortality made them reach MEDICINE! It was a platform ofcourse, but not THE FINAL PLATFORM!

Around 9000 BC DOMESTICATION OF ANIMALS happened! It was something which had never happened before & the way human beings lived till then changed dramatically with it! The systems existed till then gave way to the newly mastered system and human beings started to live according to a new set of rules which changed their living system again! Man started to plan, in the very basic sense of the word, not only for him but for the animals as well & that changed his style of living; in other words the domestication of animals forced more responsibilities on him & made him reach a new platform!

Thinking about a lot of things & doing a lot of things knowingly & unknowingly, about 10000 YEARS AGO HUNTERS BECAME FARMERS! PEOPLE, FOR THE FIRST TIME, SETTLED IN TOWNS & DEVELOPED A NEW WAY OF LIFE – WE CAN CALL IT THE BEGINNINGS OF CIVILISATION! Civilisation was the next platform man entered into with or without his knowledge, as happened in all the platforms he has entered into all his existence!

In 5000 BC BRICK was first used for building! In 3500 BC INVENTION OF WHEEL TO MAKE POTTERY HAPPENED IN MESOPOTAMIA! Around 3200 BC WRITING APPEARED IN INDUS & SUMER & THE FIRST USE OF BRONZE WAS DONE! All these things can be considered different platforms on which human beings have reached one after another, taking enormous quantity of TIME!

The next platform, that of the KINGS & RULING CLASS is supposed to have started with GILGAMESH, THE LEGENDARY RULER in 2750 BC! With this new platform a lot of things changed & almost till date this same system of ruling has been in place, with different appearances & alterations! The impact of the new platform was extremely heavy & it lasted almost 5000 years without much difference is ample proof of its impact on the human society!

What Buddha taught the world 2500 years ago was something which the world had never heard till he uttered it; ofcourse he made the world reach another platform with his great & fantastic thinking! From that point onwards the world was never the same again! What Socrates did was also something platform-breaking, where he emphasised the importance of thought! Still the FINAL PLATFORM eluded the entire humanity!

WHEN WILL IT BE......? WHEN WILL MAN REACH THERE........? WILL SOMEBODY LEAD MAN THERE........? , have always been the questions for which never came the answers! Somehow or the other & knowingly or unknowingly Man has reached one platform after another, continuously, all these millennia! The real questions are “HOW NEAR WE ARE TO THE FINAL PLATFORM?!” & “ISN’T IT THE TIME WE REACH THERE?!” A lot of people have come to this world proclaiming to be the providers of the ultimate solution to the problems of human existence & they vanished without making the human kind reach THE ULTIMATE/FINAL PLATFORM! Thinking about THE ULTIMATE/FINAL PLATFORM what becomes conspicuous is that it will make Man immortal or at the least make/let him live on this Earth till he wishes to move away from here – as is in the HUMANLY CREATED HEAVEN IDEA & IMMORTALITY OF WRITERS/FAMOUS MEN OF DEEDS etc! - & make him happy all his life – another HUMANLY CREATED HEAVEN IDEA!

ALL THE PLATFORMS MAN HAS REACHED, ALL THESE MILLENIA, HE REACHED ONLY DUE TO HIS THINKING CAPACITY/THOUGHT & ONLY THROUGH PERFECT & SPOTLESS THINKING ONE CAN EVER REALISE OR KNOW OR REACH THE ULTIMATE ONE! And, THE GREATESTS OF ALL THE SURPRISES IS THAT IF ONE KNOWS –EVEN IN ONE’S THOUGHT- WHAT IMMORTALITY & HEAVEN ‘REALLY’ IS, ONE HAS REACHED THE FINAL/ULTIMATE PLATFORM OF HUMAN EXISTANCE! AND, AT THE LEAST, THE ONE WHO KNOWS IT IS THERE FOR ALL THE HUMANITY!!!