Buying A Gadget...Buying A Malady!

When I saw him for the first time in the last ten or fifteen years, that too ONLY a couple of steps ahead of me in the 'Q' I was pleasantly surprised; the great man himself and that too these very long years after & just a few yards infront of me as a VERY COMMON MAN - The EQUALITY the great people envisioned all over the ages coming into existence infront of my very own humble eyes in Our Secular & Democratic India! I remembered what I learned in my childhood days 'There Is No Rich & No Poor Infront Of God...All Are Equals!' I thought whether I reached heavens & was I standing infront of the Almighty where nothing but Eternal Equality is seen?!

He was heard to be in all the places of the world, giving lectures on all the subjects under the Burning Sun! He had followers all over the world, it’s known! Whatever he says no one ever in the world had spoken before & whatever he told them on various platforms of the world was called wisdom distilled! The same man standing there, infront of me, carrying his top end laptop, infront of the Certified Fleecing Centre (CFC - No Chloro-Fluro-Carbons this time!) door as the Lords Of The Rings (Certified Fleecing Experts or CFEs!) perambulated inside the impregnable castle made or leased by the company from where he bought the TOP END LAPTOP, paying the TOP END CURRENCY from HIS TOP END POCKET, made things unreal for me!

I became very much interested when it came to my knowledge that all 'The Who Is Who' of the world I met in India, for the last couple of years, I met infront of or inside of some Certified Fleecing Centres somewhere in the Secular & Democratic India! And, all these people, 'The Who Is Who', have been regularly & systematically fleeced by the Fleecing Experts (FEs!) in these Fleecing Centres, spread all over India! It is heard that THIS WAITING IN 'Q's OUTSIDE OR INSIDE THESE CERTIFIED FLEECING CENTRES HAS BEEN MADE A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT WHICH CAN NOT BE OR SHOULD NOT BE COMPROMISED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE! And, ‘Life In India as well as Death In India’ has become waiting in the ‘Q’s run by the Company Certified Fleecing Centres (CCFCs!) as THE UNLUCKLY - The One Billion Of India!- HAS BOUGHT A GADGET from the secular, democratic & modern markets of India!

Hence, the political parties which want to HAVE 'THE PEOPLE CONNECT' & THE ALL REGISTARING AGENCIES like Ration Card Suppliers, Duplicate or Fake Identity Providers (DFIPs!), Minority Card Suppliers, BPL Card Providers (BPLCPs!), Gas Connection Providers, UIDAIs or ADHAARs, NIRADHAARs etc have prepared the all inclusive NATIONAL LIST OF ALL THE GADGETS PEOPLE OF INDIA OWN that they can zero in on the 'Q's which probably can contain the person listed @ any particular moment of his or her LISTED BUT LISTLESS LIFE IN THE MODERN, SECULAR & DEMOCRATIC INDIA!

THIS ‘NATIONAL LIST OF ALL THE GADGETS PEOPLE OF INDIA OWN’ has become the most important list of all - They call it THE MOTHER OF ALL LISTS IN THE MODERN, SECULAR & DEMOCRATIC INDIA!- and everyone worth his or her salt is after it! For example the Hospitals are madly after it as according to THEIR (HOSPITALS’) THEORY OF RELATIVITY 'What The Person Buys - The Indigenously Built State Of The Art Gadget- Decides The Malady One Is Going To Have In His Or Her Life!' This 'Hospitals' Theory Of Relativity' is a very STRONG contestant for the next year's Medical & Economic Nobel Prizes!

The Insurance People always CHECK what gadgets the person who is going to be insured has with him that they can cancel out all the sorts of insurance covers from their side, in the sly, for the diseases coming out of the possession of gadgets in the insured's life! The Insurance People, now a days, ONLY WANT TO INSURE those people who don’t own any gadget & if other people want to insure with them they should pay 1000 times the original premium for a Non Gadgeter, as it is WRITTEN CLEARLY IN ILLEGIBLE MICROSCOPIC LETTERS in the million line terms & conditions, the insurance companies issue, which no living mortal has ever successfully read completely, till date!

It is scientifically proven beyond any doubt that when one buys a Laptop Computer, Mobile Phone, Battery of Anything, Motor Vehicle, Charger of Anything, Ordinary T.V, LED T.V, LCD T.V, Desk Top Computer, Camera, Scanner, Printer, Modem, Headphone, Pump Set, Inverter, Stabilizer, AC, Cooler, Gas Stove, Cooker, Radio, Time Piece, Clock , Fan, Water Pump, Water Tap, DVD Player, Refrigerator, Washing Machine, Dryer, DVD Drive, Hard Drive, Memory Stick, Watch or any of the million other gadgets available in the Secular & Democratic Markets of India ONE IS BUYING A MALADY FOR LIFE TO WHICH ONE WILL SUCCUMB SOONER OR LATER!

"The higher the price tag for your gadget the deadlier the malady you buy!" - The sentence taught in all the schools in the Secular & Democratic India-without having any differentiation such as State Syllabus, CBSE or ICSE- as a unique example of 'Comparative Degree'! As higher the price one pays the heavier one suffers from the WHOLESOME MISFUNCTION, MALFUNCTION & DISFUNCTION the gadget brings in with itself into the buyer’s life as its integral parts! It is also guaranteed that WHATEVER GADGET ONE BUYS IN THE MODERN, SECULAR & DEMOCRATIC INDIA WILL, FOR SURE, WITHOUT EXEMPTIONS, MAKE ONE’S LIFE INSUFFEREBLE LIKE HELL! All the gadgets purchased in India, from the next financial year onwards, will bring with the very limited & short-period guarantee card another card –For the first time ever in the world!- that will depict expansively with colourful photographs etc & guarantee the unique malady or the unique set of maladies one gadget carries or brings in with it when the SENSIBLE & QUALITY-ORIENTED CUSTOMER or BUYER BUYS IT FROM THE MODERN, SECULAR & DEMOCRATIC MARKETS OF INDIA!

High Blood Pressure, Coughing, Fever with a starting minimum of 1000 Degree Centigrade, Mad Cow Disease, Leprosy, Depression, Piles, Blindness, Amnesia, Fits, Heart Attack, Whooping Cough, Splitting Head Ache, Stroke, Parkinson Disease, 24/7 Itching, Lunacy, H1N1, PQRS, SWCK etc & more are just some of the maladies one can buy from the open, secular, democratic markets of India, for sometime now, WHERE THE PRICES OF THE MALADY IS DECIDED IN THE OPEN MARKET BY THE EXQISITE ‘DEMAND-SUPPLY THEORY’ OF PURE ECONOMICS!

Hospital chains (And ofcourse the secretly (Private) practising government doctors as well!) in large numbers are eagerly ready to partly finance the gadgets the Indians buy from the Indian Markets as according to the study conducted by ‘Stupid & Mad’ clearly illustrates that the bought gadgets will definitely bring in MORE VOLUMES OF PATIENTS WITH INCURABLE DISEASES, treating whom till they die the hospitals can hugely profit for generations! Understanding this Unique Selling Proposition (USP) the hospital chains are lobbying the Central Government to clear FDI in Gadget Financing For Hospitals (GFH!) that the Balance of Payment (BOP) Situation can be positively taken care of & balanced! It has also come to the common knowledge that the foreign hospital chains also have expressed their keen & earnest interest in this unique project – GFH- that THEY TOO CAN SERVE ‘THE DESERVING INDIANS’, AS THEY ARE EQUIPPED WITH MORE STATE OF THE ART GADGETS!

Broad Daylight Thug Immortals @ Motorola Bangalore!

As there was no call from where I deposited my Motorola mobile phone more than 2 months back (13-12-11 to be exact!), I decided to go to the Certified Motorola Fleecing Centre @ Jayanagar on 15-02-12, which was exactly 2 months & 3 days after I committed the HIMALAYAN BLUNDER of giving a branded thing in that (Same!) brand’s certified fleecing centre!

We climbed up all the stairs to the top of the building & when I reached there with my wife it was 5.10 in the evening! There was not much difference in the basic environment provided as all the HELPFUL PERSONS I met in my first & the only previous visit there were promenading there as if they were EXTREMELY busy with assisting Lord Chitragupta in his pin pointed calculations of the sins committed by the mortals! As I reached the counter, I spelt the work number or code number as a magician chanting his private mantras! I was asked to be seated for a couple of minutes that they could find out my poor Moto RAZR V 3i from the bundles of sins committed by the Motorola Customers!

I sat patiently there as for me it (Waiting!) didn’t bother much as I had been waiting for the call from the men of Lord Chitragupta Motorola all these 63 days! As I sat there I saw hapless mortals approaching the HEPL DESK & GETTING BRIEFED on the various sins committed against the Finnish God Of Motorola! All the Motorola Sinners seemed to be nodding their heads in the wholesome agreement for each & every negative comment uttered by the ALL KNOWING IMMORTALS @ THE HELP DESK! Time didn’t seem to be stopping @ the Finnish God’s Abode as well and after 10 or 15 minutes of Heavenly Time being spent there I humbly asked one of the Moron Looking Helpdesk Immortals about the whereabouts of my Sinned Mobile! He was shell shocked as no mortal ever dared to question his authority & asked for anything, leave alone a mobile phone; distraught he strained his face & going inside the closed door of Heavenly Calculators came back with My Sinned Motorola Mobile!

The mobile wore a nasty look as it was well clear that it was spending all its night & days with the other Sinner Mobiles in the Finnish Purgatory, some of them more sinner than the other, all the last 65 Hellish Days! The Moron Immortal told me that “the Mobile Is Sinned Beyond Any Repair, as its Soul Is Completely gone the Hellish Way” & nothing could be done to redeem it from the hell hole its worthy to be thrown into! Despite the Moron Immortal’s words I became the Knight in the Shining Armour who would do anything to save The Sinned Mobile From The Eternal Hell Hole! I shouted at the Moron Immortal that He & His Company Immortals had not even checked what the problem was & He was just saying what came first into His Immortal Mind; Moron Immortal stood there motionless as He knew that the Knight in the Shining Armour was perfectly right! At this trapped situation for the Moron Immortal the Guardian Angel Of The Motorola Heaven @ Jayanagar appeared from nowhere & told me that She Herself would take the mobile inside to have the verification & asked ‘Me In The Shining Armour’ to wait for 10 or so minutes; as we should not shout at the Guardian Angels, as I was taught in my childhood days, I kept mum!

The hands of the clock in the Motorola Heaven showed Time moving in seconds & minutes...I sat there waiting for the Angel Motorola to come back with my Sinned Mobile suggesting some panacea! I saw Sinned Motorola Customers & Other Mobile Sinners coming there with their Branded Sinned Mobiles to find the Eternal Way to Heaven; I saw Sinners Giving Anything above 1500/- as bribe for those Sinned Mobiles which were Supposed To Have Been Rectified by the Motorola & Other Brand Immortals; I saw the Sinners giving Rs 1800/-, 2750/-, 3400/- etc to the Immortals & the Immortals taking all of it as Their Eternal Right! I saw most of ‘the Sinners who Paid the Bribe’ never asking for a bill as it seemed the bill was an avoidable evil which would reduce the chances of a salvation! No one wanted to have a bill for what was paid for one’s salvation these days as there was a Service Tax of 10.3% levied by the Immortals if one was going for an invoice!

At last, when it was 6.30pm the Guardian Angel Of The Motorola Heaven @ Jayanagar appeared at the Help Desk & my name was uttered; I with all the due respects reached the counter where SHE explained that My Sinned Mobile’s Mother Board Was Gone & the cable which went to the screen also was broken & beyond any sort of repair! But, as a solution for my Hellish Problem, the Guardian Angel whispered that one thing was possible, in my ears! I could give the Guardian Angel Rs 2500/- that She could CHANGE THE MOTHER BOARD & THE CABLE IN NO TIME & GIVE IT BACK TO ME THAT ONLY THE SHELL OF MY SINNED MOBILE WOULD BE IN MY HAND & ALL THE REST INSIDE WOULD BE CHANGED BY THE GUARDIAN ANGEL! I am sure there was Honey in Her Voice, My Dear Guardian Angel Of The Motorola Heaven @ Jayanagar! But, as I was well aware of ‘The Honey Traps’ from the media I didn’t go for it & asked The Angel to give back my sinned mobile!

She insisted that if I didn’t have the money then & there I could have left it within Her Immortal Protection for the day & take it back the very next day when I could come back with money! As I insisted on getting it back without doing ‘The Rs 2500/- purgation then & there or the next day, the Guardian Angel Of The Motorola Heaven @ Jayanagar asked me to pay Rs 150/- ( Which would ‘SURELY’ be adjusted in the Rs 2500/- I would pay if I get My Sinned Mobile repaired in the Motorola Heavens @ Jayanagar, in a couple of days!) for ‘the Quality Checking & Analysis & Services’ provided by the Motorola Immortals, which till that moment was NEVER EVEN MENTIONED IN THE LAST MORE THAN 2 MONTHS!

As Thunder From Out Of The Blue I asked for the bill, if I had to be LOOTED by the MOTOROLA IMMORTALS (As I asked for ‘Bills’ ONLY on certain Immortal Situations Which Should Be Recorded!) and all those @ the Immortal Motorola Help Desk almost fainted listening to the Sinful Word ‘Bill’! I kept insisting on the ‘Bill’ & under the oath that I would provide 10.3% additional to the Rs 150/- ‘Bill’, I got the ‘Bill’ from the Motorola Immortals!

I paid Rs 150/- + 10.3% & taking My Sinned Irreparable Motorola V3 i & the ‘Bill’ & PROMISING THAT I WOULD DEFENITLY COME BACK THE VERY NEXT DAY TO REPAIR MY SINNED MOBILE PAYING Rs 2500/-, I ran down the steps of the Motorola Heaven @ Jayanagar, with my wife!

When we cleared the last step of the Motorola Heaven @ Jayanagar & landed on the ground it was 6.45pm & we knew we had spent more than 1hour & 30 minutes of ‘Our Useless Time’ in The Motorola Heavens Up Above! We moved near to the Jayanagar 4th Block Bus Station & in one of the ‘False Heavens Run By The Motorola Uncertified’ I explained the problem of My Motorola Sinned Phone! Though the guy at the ‘False Heaven Run By The Motorola Uncertified’ didn’t even look at My Sinned One, as he was busy with another Sinned Phone Problem, he asked me to buy an ERD Charger & charge My Sinned One that all my problems would vanish; and for the Charger (Various charges for Quality Non-Checking , Contemptuous Avoidance Of Touching The Sinned Phone, Light-minded Approach Towards The Sinned One, Negligence Towards The World Famous Brand, Unceremonious Welcome Provided for The Customer etc were also included, I think!) he took A HEFTY CHARGE OF Rs 100/- ( In Words ........Hundred Indian Rupees ONLY!)!

Taking the new charger we went back home & charged the Sinned One for 2 hours the same night; and till date (Today being 26-02-12) it’s been working without any problem whatsoever! I didn’t ever know that a charger can CURE THE INCURABLE PROBLEMS OF MOTHER BOARD, FATHER BOARD, SISTER BOARD & THE RELATIVE BOARDS IN ONE STRIKE; I PROMISE I NEVER KNEW A CHARGER CAN SOLVE THE ETERNAL PROBLEMS MY SINNED INSIDE MOBILE CABLE HAD! It should be some sort of a magic or something supernatural happened when I bought the Rs 100/- worth charger from the UNCERTIFIED MOTOROLA PEOPLE!

I know & strongly believe that there will still be large number of people visiting the Motorola Heavens @ Jayanagar with their Sinned Branded Ones and spending thousands of hard earned money, without ever having the ‘Sinful Bill’, for the SINS THEIR MOBILES NEVER EVER COMMITTED! I know & strongly believe that the Guardian Angel, The Moron Immortal & All The Other Immortals @ the Motorola Heavens @ Jayanagar will still be charging (‘Fleecing’ seems to be the right word!) the hapless people who come to their ‘Branded Fleecing Centre Heaven’ for the sins committed by others, INCLUDING THE IMMORTALS @ THE MOTOROLA HEAVENS @ JAYANAGAR, BANGALORE!

Related Reading : http://viewcrackers.blogspot.com/2012/01/burning-hp-motorola-etc.html

Paying Taxes Via Thugs, Cheats, Adulterators, Whores, Kidnappers and others!

The finance minister is thinking night & day to introduce new taxes & bring more & more persons & services under the tax net in the oncoming budget! It is heard that he eats less & sleeps less & burns the midnight oil as well, these days – remember the oil costs much more than in the good old nasty days of slower moments & slower everything!

In the good old nasty days people had to spent at the least a couple of weeks to file their tax returns that ‘the powers that be’ wasted the amount collected in myriads of methods they indigenously conceived! Then came faster return filings through internet & other MODERN TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS that the respective & respectable governments can gather ‘whatever is due’ as fast as possible & waste even the last single paisa of it in no time; everything became much faster!

‘Taxes have to be paid’ is common knowledge as it is only these DUELY GIVEN TAXES are there in the avarice coffers of the respective & at the same time respectable governments to be spent senselessly – from the perspective of the Common Man! - & intelligently – from the spenders’ perspective & made sure that not a single paisa is left behind in the greedy coffers that the coffers themselves gobble it up! As it is reported in the media a million times that the governments are always well aware of those ‘ANTI NATIONAL ANIMALS/ELEMENTS’ which always skip the TAXING PROCESS! Hence, mopping up the DUE TAXES, somehow, has become the most urgent & all important job a finance minister has to do in his life time! He knows pretty well that even if he blinks for a second or two crores of ‘taxes due’ would go up in the wind; hence he has to become ALERT & ATTENTION PERSONIFIED!

As he doesn’t trust much the present modern technologically advanced system in the matter of collecting the taxes, he has entrusted everyone in the country to collect the taxes somehow & prove their LOYALTY TO THE NATION! And, that is the very thing happening in our country where, now a days, we have ‘the most modern facility to pay our taxes’ through the thugs, cheats, adulterators, whores, kidnappers, anti social elements, goondas, mafia, blackmarketeers, pirates, greedy policemen (very common these days due to the technological, economical & cultural elevation of the society & much improved living standard & conditions - according to the turbaned prime minister!), public servants –those who serve (themselves!) publically! - & a million others!

Hence, all the persons in India, as it has become an unwritten law, has the right & responsibility to collect taxes & put whatever they collect in the every greedy coffers of the respective & respectable governments! That is why the person who buys the 80% adulterated milk -with urea, whitener & other indigenous materials- has to pay the DUE TAXES to the government via those who adulterated what he buys & drinks; that’s why those who have been buying ‘ATTA’ all these years have been ceremoniously taxed by the respective & respectable governments though what the buyer bought & fed their generations was adulterated with Benzoic Acid 400 times more than what is permitted & Bleaching Powder 2000 times more than what is permitted (It is claimed by the governments & the authorities who permit ‘what to mix to adulterate democratically’ that the common man is getting FREE NUTRITION UNDER VARIOUS GOVERNMENT SCHEMES in the forms of Benzoic Acid & Bleaching Powder etc!)!

That is why one has to pay the service tax of 10.3% to the service centre thug who just did nothing but keeping the thing you had given for checking for more than 2 months & unashamedly gave it back - when you went there to find out whether the thing you had given has germinated or what!?- saying that the repair would lighten your pockets by a fewer thousands of rupees for a non-existent problem (He must be a very strong believer of ‘Sarwam Maya Jagath Mithya’ theory, as he had fixed the photo of the god who said it in some other context, in his fleecing -For him service & fleecing are the same- centre that the TAX EVADING CUSTOMERS come to know what is going to happen to them who EVADE TAXES!’) etc!

That is why the person who is kidnapped or the persons related to him have to pay the service tax of 10.3% on the ransom given to the kidnappers for the quality services –kidnapping included! - rendered by them! That is why the person who needs a receipt from the whore to keep it as the memorabilia of his first sexual encounter has to cough up an additional 10.3% service tax for the services rendered by her, if one wants a bill -the option of NOT ASKING THE BILL IS ALWAYS AVAILABLE WITH HER FOR THOSE WHO STILL WANTS TO CHEAT THE GOVERNMENT COFFERS! The professional cheats & robbers also has become the tax collecting centres of late as they too charge you with a service tax of 10.3% in addition to the service charge –The Materials They Steal From You Included!- they take for the great services rendered without your permission & knowledge, and that ofcourse ONLY IF you ask for a bill from them!

The law abiding & enforcing policemen would give a receipt, that too only if you insist on one, charging a service tax of additional 200/- on a 100/- bill, for parking your bike accidently on the wrong side of the road where a number of other vehicles were also parked –For the wrong side parking the bill is only 100/- & the bill which is given to you is printed in the law enforcing & abiding honourable police man’s own printing press behind his simple garage of 10 Rolls Royses, which he bought BY EKING OUT ‘small small’ AMOUNTS from the MEAGRE SALARY HE DREW FROM THE PUBLIC COFFERS are common knowledge- & never charged is another matter!

Now a days, whenever one gives a bribe to have anything in one’s favour – Even if one is entitled to what one asks for!- the bribe taker –All over India it is followed traditionally & systematically by the various unions of bribe takers as they are very eager to fill the ever greedy government coffers!- always take an additional 10.3% more from the bribe giver as he is a Constitutionally, Legally, Morally, & TAXINGLY correct person who puts the 10.3% service tax collected from the bribe giver directly into the much starved coffers of the government, which some say is 40% below the poverty line, though the governments all over the years have been passionately & vehemently arguing that the government coffers are ONLY A SINGLE DIGIT below the poverty line!

Lets us hope for the best for the tax collecting system we have here in our SECULAR, SOCIALIST, BRIBE-TAKING INDIA! Let’s hope that every person living in India pays the taxes in time even though one is GIVEN NOTHING IN RETURN & WHATEVER ONE GETS IS THE ADULTARATED, THE DUPLICATE, THE TOXIC, THE ILLUSORY, NEVER VALUE FOR MONEY, THE SUB STANDARD, CHEATING, TRICKING, STEALING etc! And, let’s keep giving OUR TAXES properly that OUR GOVERNMENTS can loot us in a very systematic & well designed way, till the end of days!

As We Are So They Are - Just Pretenders!

"I am an Indian; all Indians are my brothers & sisters!", I learned it by heart long ago! I learned that all Indians are more or less similar to me & all other Indians! "What a wonderful idea!", I always thought about it & was proud about it! 105 crores of sisters & brothers...much stronger than the unity and strength of the Kauravas, who were just 102 in number! Thinking all these I grew prouder.....Prouder than the proudest in the world!

People were always greedy, from time immemorial! They accumulated whatever that came their way & tried to live as pompously as possible! They were never satisfied with whatever they had in their lives; they always wanted more....more money, more land, more live stock, more wealth, more gold, more wives, more children, more wishes, more greed, more arrogance, more wickedness, more avarice, more cruelty & a billion mores...! They killed others to have THESE MORES in their lives; they tricked, backstabbed, contrived, badmouthed, betrayed and demolished others’ dreams & lives to have THEIR MORES!

Those who did all these heinous & at the same time VERY HUMAN things pretended they never did these things & moved on as recently found out ‘Maintaining Innocence Is One’s Constitutional Right’ & no one wanted to throw away one’s constitutional right!

Those who killed maintained they never killed anyone; those who usurped maintained they never did what they were accused of; those who contrived argued ‘Contriving Is A Way Of Life!’ citing the great examples of Kautilya & his followers; those who married off their daughters well before the LEGALLY ACCEPTABLE FEMALE AGE OF MARRIAGE trumpeted over the loudspeakers that most of the marriages in India from the times of ancient Bharath/India were much before the age of 18 for the girls & even our Father of the Nation married a girl well under 18!; those who promoted flesh trade from time immemorial did it for the sake of social pacification & purification (it is heard that from those long forgotten days the women in the flesh trade had Ration Cards & Unique Identity Cards – which we now a days try to provide lavishing public money on it! – signed by the ‘Who Is Who’ of those long forgotten days; those who married a couple of times, illegally, while maintaining all the previously married wives at home, sometimes changing religions & sometimes telling no one else other than a couple of persons who dog them always, maintained their ‘Constitutional Innocence’ by saying that they were giving protection for unprotected women citing the great examples of King Pandu, Lord Dasaradha, Lord Film Star Darmendra, Lord Karunanidhi & others; those who usurped others’ lands –which include great kings of yore!- did it ONLY to do some favour on the persons on which the grabbing had been forced; those who amassed wealth much more than what their 10 generations could not have spent in an all out spending spree amassed it in the name of ‘Future Building’; those who made blue films & made it available to the common man –including to the well educated & well thinking GROWN UPS above the age of 8 & 9!- through the technological advancement of modern science projected it as the upgradation of the living standards in Modern India & Modern Common Man Of India; those who adulterated food from good olden days maintained their innocence by maintaining that the original was always much below the expected & needed quantity, hence, its a great service they were doing to the common man; those persons who wielded powers only to HELP one’s kith & kin always maintained that they were ONLY building a very good & exemplary family of great values & feigned hurt as no one understood their good intentions etc; those who always kept POWER in their much guarded vault for generations always maintained it was their birth right & its for the public good!

Listening to all these Quality Things & More and ofcourse learning all these things by heart generations grow up here in the Modern, Secular, and Technologically Advanced & Developed India! When ‘People Of Mass Destruction’ (PMD!) got regularly elected into the Assemblies of various states of India & the Indian Parliament where all the law is made for India nobody got disturbed; when extreme fundamentalists got elected to various government bodies including the state Assemblies & the Parliament in the name of the so called pseudo secularism we follow no common man ever uttered any complaint; when the elected representatives fought tooth & nail like wild animals in state Assemblies & the Parliament, the common man kept silent; when some elected members of our legislative bodies SHOWED THE COLOUR OF THEIR INDIAN TIES UNDERNEATH by lifting the ‘LUNGIES’ everyone sighed in TOTAL BELIEF as they understood; when some legislators –Our Elected Representatives ONLY!- amassed hundreds of crores, grabbed government land in hundreds of acres –which the people in the know call public land or the land of the common man!- , when the MLAs watched pornographic clips in the state assemblies –Only when recorded it becomes an offence or in other words one can watch any number of blue films & pornographic material unstopped in any of the higher legislative councils of Modern Secular India!- , when law was made & enacted to plunder the natural wealth of the state & ofcourse of the common man, in the Assemblies & the Parliament, the Proverbial Common Man kept quit as he very well knew that ‘EVERY ONE HAS THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO MAINTAIN HIS OR HER INNOCENCE’ & HE doesn’t have the means, time or machinery to at least shake THIS WELL MAINTAINED INNOCENCE!

Now a day, it has become a common knowledge that the PROVERBIAL COMMON MAN will never be shaken even by the sight of the State Assemblies & the Indian Parliament having a grand parade of elected representatives such as Angulee Mala, Hitler, Phoolan Devi, Gabbar Sing, Vasavadatta, Madame Magdalene, Raman Raghavan, Jack The Ripper, Dracula, Kamsa, Poothana, Raktha Beejasura, Bagasura, Ravan, Caligula, Medusa, Rhinoceros Rex, Bin Laden, Davood Ibrahim, Veerappan & others! As he the common man perfectly knows that its only such elevated democracies like the Indian one can have such an elevated class of elected representatives and ‘EVERY ONE HAS THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO MAINTAIN HIS OR HER INNOCENCE’, he will always keep mum and maintain his silence for sure, as he knows well that questioning one’s constitutional right is equal to blasphemy & the consequences can be lethal!

Lakshmi, who was a seller of colourful flowers in the Gandhi Bazaar of yore in Bangalore South before she was forcefully thrown away from the few centimetres of footpath she proudly owned as an Indian all these years of democracy & betterment of living standards etc & looted by the AUTHORISED THIEVES OF BANGALORE sounded someone like universal wisdom forming a lithe body & soul! Though she was not eaten for a couple of days as she lost everything in the Modern Day Public Loot which was managed by the Authorised Criminals Of The Area, she readied herself for an interview & was at her intellectual best that the whole world listened to her with rapt attention while she spoke!

"After all they are ONLY our representatives, NO?!" "What else would you expect from them other than what we pretend what we ourselves are which actually we never ever were?!" She exclaimed! "These people represent the people like us who elected them to Panchayaths, District, Corporation & Metro Bodies, Assemblies & Parliament and they are ONLY the democratic representatives of the myriad variety groups of people in OUR UNITY IN DIVERSITY!", she signed off!