Petrol prices
have been in the ascendency all these years and the last straw that broke the
Common Camel's Back was the 7.5 rupee rise brought in by the Non Common Man
Friendly (That is what the media & all the opposition parties tell, 24/7,
non stop!) UPA 2!
The very existence of the common man of India is seriously under question, after
this HIMALAYAN
HIKE
of 7.5 rupees, we are told; and, we believe what we are told!
It was a HUGE SHOCK to the common
men all over the country that the very next second they heard about the price
increase they started to burn the effigies of the petroleum minister, the prime
minister, the OPEC president, the president of the United Nations -as they were
sure that the UN should have a president at the least that they could happily
burn his/her effigy, at their leisure!-, the local petrol bunk owner, the
petrol tanker driver and the boy (Ofcourse, under aged, as IT IS
INDIA, where law is one & the practice totally different!) who filled
the petrol tanks of a million vehicles! From A to Z politician from all the
opposition parties & ofcourse some of the DISGRUNTLED ALLIES stood united and
asked the incumbent UPA 2 to resign that they could try their EXPERT HANDS @
controlling the spiralling oil prices, rising dollar, Greek crisis, American
recession, Angela Merkel, the looming financial melt down world over, rising
nepotism, rising authoritarianism, rising temperatures, rising global warming
etc!
Those who were SENSIBLE among the
common men dashed to the petrol bunks near by to save 7.5 rupee per litre
before the crucial midnight (Which pales to the second spot in importance only
to the midnight long years back - the midnight which separated the 14th &
15th of August 1947!) after which the prices of petrol would be steeply hiked! All
the petrol bunks in the country got jammed in no time as the Hayabusas, Hondas,
Suzukies, Jaguars, Audis, Aston Martins, Fords, Hummers, Lamborghinis, Benzes
etc of the common men dashed forward with all their horse power might that
they could save a PRECIOUS & FALLEN INDIAN RUPEE OR TWO, before the most
second important mid night of modern Indian history become history! These
common men cared THAT MUCH for the Fallen Indian Rupee (FIR!) that they could
not bear the truth that the MIGHTY & SOLID CURRENCY had fallen against the
silly dollar that they could not prevent themselves from going all out to save
a couple of Dear Fallen Currency - these ‘poor’ common people!
The 3, 4, 5, 6 kilometres
their poor man's vehicles grudgingly delivered per litre was very painful to
these common men & ‘The Rise Of 7.5 Fallen Rupee’ per litre unbearable! The politicians
& the others who were NATURALLY CONCERNED with the problems of the common
men, who owned a number of Poor Common Man’s Vehicles, jumped into the boxing
ring & started to hurl the hardest to digest words against all those who
were the basic cause of ‘the price rise of these gigantic proportions’ (Read 7.5
rupees!) which created unbearable problems for the common men of India!
They cried aloud that if they were not there who ELSE would raise voices for
these poor commoners of India?! They produced attested (By the who is who of
the country!) certificates to prove that these are the common people of India
and those around & above 40 % of the Indian population, who (Supposedly!)
even don’t have 33 rupees per day to live on, UNCOMMON MEN OF INDIA!
The
Hartal’s/Bandh’s Own Country (Writer’s Note: I learned it is Kerala from
Wikipedia & Encyclopaedia Indianica!) which ‘always voiced
its unusual concerns’ against all the things against the common man with
Hartals & Bandhs raised its voice again against this gross injustice with
another Grand Harthal/Bandh the very same day the price hike was implemented,
saving millions of Fallen Rupees in the form of fuel costs! The Extremely
Morally Conscious People of The Hartal’s/Bandh’s Own Country even made
it clear beyond any doubt that IT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE RICH UNCOMMON
MAN TO MAKE SURE THAT THE POOR COMMON MEN OF INDIA ROAM, ALL OVER INDIA, ENJOYING
THE FREEDOM GUARANTEED IN OUR CONSTITUTION, IN THEIR POOR MAN VEHICLES, AT THE
THEIR EXPENCE!
Declarations made by the great
‘pro poor’ political leaders of India, cutting across party lines, on the
serial suicides by the debt ridden farmers in Vidharbha, Marthvada regions
suggested it was not in the least connected with the common man; the so called Self
Styled 40 & Above % Of Poor In The Country too is not worth listening
& mentioning anywhere worth while, as they are supposed to be ‘FAKING
THEIR POVERTY’, 100 PER CENT! We should HANDLE these THUGS of public money
& cancel their (Bogus) ration cards [As has been done in Karnataka, where The
Ultimate Catcher Of These ‘Pretending’ Poor Thugs
Cancelled 32 Lakh BPL (Not To Be Confused With A Consumer Electronics Major!)
Ration Cards to Shatter the ‘Fake’ Network Of The Poor In The Areas
Coming Under Her Pro Poor Control, who. she was dead sure, were ‘PRETENDING
POVERTY’!], (Bogus) LPG
connections, (Bogus) kerosene permits, (Bogus) electricity supply, (Bogus) underwear
subsidy, (Bogus) overwear discount, (Bogus) water connection, (Bogus) air
connection, (Bogus) Monsoon rain facility, (Bogus) living facility etc, in millions, that
THESE CHEATERS CUM PRETENDERS LEARN SOME LESSONS IN LIVING IN EXTREMELY PRO
POOR INDIA!
SOMEONE (THAT
SOMEONE SHOULD BE A ‘FAKE POOR’ THUG, THE INFORMED HAS CLAIMED!) ASKED
HOW ALL THESE THINGS ONCE PROVIDED BY THE RESPECTIVE PRO POOR GOVERNMENTS, OVER ALL
THESE LONG YEARS, THAT TOO AFTER THE
TOUGHEST POSSIBLE VERIFICATION PROCESSES WHERE THE PRO POOR GOVERNMENTS SPENT
MILLIONS OF FALLEN INDIAN RUPEE & EONS OF TIME TO VERIFY THE THINGS TO BE
VERIFIED, BECOME BOGUS, OVERNIGHT?! It is interesting to know that no
answer was ever given to this question & the powers that be think it is a
simple & stupid question which never qualifies for any sort of a response
from the pro poor politicians & the pro poor governments they form
continuously from the most famous midnight of modern Indian history! And,
some others (Ofcourse, It Should Be ‘The Fake & Pretending
Poor’!) ask the extremely inconsequential question whether the Indian Rupee
has the Falling Sickness which the Mighty Caesar had –Which Should Make It As
Mighty As Caesar & Dead At The Same Time!?!
Crying heart
broken tears over the FATE of the poor men who owned Audis, Hayabusas etc, all because of
the
Himalayan Price Hike Imposed
On These Poor Common Guys & Gals, the pro poor politicians all over the pro
poor India demanded a complete roll back of the cruel & evil hike as they
could not even imagine the hardships this unjust & cruel price hike will
bring in the lives of these poor common people! They were of the exemplary
& extremely intelligent opinion that the subsidies worth tens of thousands
of crores of rupees every year, which have been in the vogue since many years, should
be continued unabated, at the expense of the tax payers’ money that these poor common
people won’t suffer ever & somehow continue living on, happily driving
their poor men’s vehicles all over the country, thanks to the pro poor policies
of the pro poor & kind hearted politicians of pro poor Mother India!
These REAL sympathisers
of poor people or common men of India have also planned to have a Bharath
Bandh which will make this problem come into the lime light that it gets solved
in no time that these poor common guys & gals with Audis, Hondas, Hummers
etc can have a somewhat better lives, with a 7.5 fallen rupee less for a litre
of petrol at the expense of the millions of non complaining tax payers! These
Pro Poor / Commoner People say that the subsidies have been here since time
immemorial & it is as old as the Himalayas; hence, no change is
required in the matter of continuing HUGE subsidies, at the expense of the
non complaining clusters of tax paying people of India! In these pro poor
people’s opinion let the common men of India run their Audis, Hondas, Aston
Martins etc where ever they like using the money in the government coffers,
which is filled with the tax payers’ money & let the pro poor politicians lessen
the burden of all
the poor people of India who own a vehicle, at the least, in
these tougher days of petrol price hikes, as they are the REAL POOR OF INDIA
& ALL THE OTHER CLAIMANTS TO THE STATUS OF POORDOM ARE 100 % FAKES!
The Latest From
The Pro Poor Political Circles: The Political Bigwigs & The 'Who Is
Who' of Indian Politics Are In A Very Serious Closed Door Discussion In Which ‘It
Will Be Ultimately Decided’ (According To The Leaked Information From The
Insiders!) That In Order To Qualify As 'POOR' (Who Is Called
‘Common Man’ etc In India!) In India, One Should, At The
Least, 'OWN' A Petrol Vehicle!
And, The Ownership Of Two Or More Petrol
Vehicles (If They Are
Vehicles Which Give Less Than 10 Kilometre Per Litre That Will Be Considered
‘Enough Proof’ That No Further Verification Is Needed For One’s Poor Existence!) Will Be
Considered An Added Advantage In The Process Where It Is/Will Be Finally Decided
Whether One Is Poor Or Not!