The Common Men Who Owned Audis!

Petrol prices have been in the ascendency all these years and the last straw that broke the Common Camel's Back was the 7.5 rupee rise brought in by the Non Common Man Friendly (That is what the media & all the opposition parties tell, 24/7, non stop!) UPA 2! The very existence of the common man of India is seriously under question, after this HIMALAYAN HIKE of 7.5 rupees, we are told; and, we believe what we are told!

It was a HUGE SHOCK to the common men all over the country that the very next second they heard about the price increase they started to burn the effigies of the petroleum minister, the prime minister, the OPEC president, the president of the United Nations -as they were sure that the UN should have a president at the least that they could happily burn his/her effigy, at their leisure!-, the local petrol bunk owner, the petrol tanker driver and the boy (Ofcourse, under aged, as IT IS INDIA, where law is one & the practice totally different!) who filled the petrol tanks of a million vehicles! From A to Z politician from all the opposition parties & ofcourse some of the DISGRUNTLED ALLIES stood united and asked the incumbent UPA 2 to resign that they could try their EXPERT HANDS @ controlling the spiralling oil prices, rising dollar, Greek crisis, American recession, Angela Merkel, the looming financial melt down world over, rising nepotism, rising authoritarianism, rising temperatures, rising global warming etc!

Those who were SENSIBLE among the common men dashed to the petrol bunks near by to save 7.5 rupee per litre before the crucial midnight (Which pales to the second spot in importance only to the midnight long years back - the midnight which separated the 14th & 15th of August 1947!) after which the prices of petrol would be steeply hiked! All the petrol bunks in the country got jammed in no time as the Hayabusas, Hondas, Suzukies, Jaguars, Audis, Aston Martins, Fords, Hummers, Lamborghinis, Benzes etc of the common men dashed forward with all their horse power might that they could save a PRECIOUS & FALLEN INDIAN RUPEE OR TWO, before the most second important mid night of modern Indian history become history! These common men cared THAT MUCH for the Fallen Indian Rupee (FIR!) that they could not bear the truth that the MIGHTY & SOLID CURRENCY had fallen against the silly dollar that they could not prevent themselves from going all out to save a couple of Dear Fallen Currency - these ‘poor’ common people!

The 3, 4, 5, 6 kilometres their poor man's vehicles grudgingly delivered per litre was very painful to these common men & ‘The Rise Of 7.5 Fallen Rupee’ per litre unbearable! The politicians & the others who were NATURALLY CONCERNED with the problems of the common men, who owned a number of Poor Common Man’s Vehicles, jumped into the boxing ring & started to hurl the hardest to digest words against all those who were the basic cause of ‘the price rise of these gigantic proportions’ (Read 7.5 rupees!) which created unbearable problems for the common men of India! They cried aloud that if they were not there who ELSE would raise voices for these poor commoners of India?! They produced attested (By the who is who of the country!) certificates to prove that these are the common people of India and those around & above 40 % of the Indian population, who (Supposedly!) even don’t have 33 rupees per day to live on, UNCOMMON MEN OF INDIA!

The Hartal’s/Bandh’s Own Country (Writer’s Note: I learned it is Kerala from Wikipedia & Encyclopaedia Indianica!) which ‘always voiced its unusual concerns’ against all the things against the common man with Hartals & Bandhs raised its voice again against this gross injustice with another Grand Harthal/Bandh the very same day the price hike was implemented, saving millions of Fallen Rupees in the form of fuel costs! The Extremely Morally Conscious People of The Hartal’s/Bandh’s Own Country even made it clear beyond any doubt that IT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE RICH UNCOMMON MAN TO MAKE SURE THAT THE POOR COMMON MEN OF INDIA ROAM, ALL OVER INDIA, ENJOYING THE FREEDOM GUARANTEED IN OUR CONSTITUTION, IN THEIR POOR MAN VEHICLES, AT THE THEIR EXPENCE!

Declarations made by the great ‘pro poor’ political leaders of India, cutting across party lines, on the serial suicides by the debt ridden farmers in Vidharbha, Marthvada regions suggested it was not in the least connected with the common man; the so called Self Styled 40 & Above % Of Poor In The Country too is not worth listening & mentioning anywhere worth while, as they are supposed to be ‘FAKING THEIR POVERTY’, 100 PER CENT! We should HANDLE these THUGS of public money & cancel their (Bogus) ration cards [As has been done in Karnataka, where The Ultimate Catcher Of These ‘Pretending’ Poor Thugs Cancelled 32 Lakh BPL (Not To Be Confused With A Consumer Electronics Major!) Ration Cards to Shatter the ‘Fake’ Network Of The Poor In The Areas Coming Under Her Pro Poor Control, who. she was dead sure, were ‘PRETENDING POVERTY’!], (Bogus) LPG connections, (Bogus) kerosene permits, (Bogus) electricity supply, (Bogus) underwear subsidy, (Bogus) overwear discount, (Bogus) water connection, (Bogus) air connection, (Bogus) Monsoon rain facility,  (Bogus) living facility etc, in millions, that THESE CHEATERS CUM PRETENDERS LEARN SOME LESSONS IN LIVING IN EXTREMELY PRO POOR INDIA!

SOMEONE (THAT SOMEONE SHOULD BE A ‘FAKE POOR’ THUG, THE INFORMED HAS CLAIMED!) ASKED HOW ALL THESE THINGS ONCE PROVIDED BY THE RESPECTIVE PRO POOR GOVERNMENTS, OVER ALL THESE LONG  YEARS, THAT TOO AFTER THE TOUGHEST POSSIBLE VERIFICATION PROCESSES WHERE THE PRO POOR GOVERNMENTS SPENT MILLIONS OF FALLEN INDIAN RUPEE & EONS OF TIME TO VERIFY THE THINGS TO BE VERIFIED, BECOME BOGUS, OVERNIGHT?! It is interesting to know that no answer was ever given to this question & the powers that be think it is a simple & stupid question which never qualifies for any sort of a response from the pro poor politicians & the pro poor governments they form continuously from the most famous midnight of modern Indian history! And, some others (Ofcourse, It Should Be ‘The Fake & Pretending Poor’!) ask the extremely inconsequential question whether the Indian Rupee has the Falling Sickness which the Mighty Caesar had –Which Should Make It As Mighty As Caesar & Dead At The Same Time!?!

Crying heart broken tears over the FATE of the poor men who owned Audis, Hayabusas etc, all because of the Himalayan Price Hike Imposed On These Poor Common Guys & Gals, the pro poor politicians all over the pro poor India demanded a complete roll back of the cruel & evil hike as they could not even imagine the hardships this unjust & cruel price hike will bring in the lives of these poor common people! They were of the exemplary & extremely intelligent opinion that the subsidies worth tens of thousands of crores of rupees every year, which have been in the vogue since many years, should be continued unabated, at the expense of the tax payers’ money that these poor common people won’t suffer ever & somehow continue living on, happily driving their poor men’s vehicles all over the country, thanks to the pro poor policies of the pro poor & kind hearted politicians of pro poor Mother India!

These REAL sympathisers of poor people or common men of India have also planned to have a Bharath Bandh which will make this problem come into the lime light that it gets solved in no time that these poor common guys & gals with Audis, Hondas, Hummers etc can have a somewhat better lives, with a 7.5 fallen rupee less for a litre of petrol at the expense of the millions of non complaining tax payers! These Pro Poor / Commoner People say that the subsidies have been here since time immemorial & it is as old as the Himalayas; hence, no change is required in the matter of continuing HUGE subsidies, at the expense of the non complaining clusters of tax paying people of India! In these pro poor people’s opinion let the common men of India run their Audis, Hondas, Aston Martins etc where ever they like using the money in the government coffers, which is filled with the tax payers’ money & let the pro poor politicians lessen the burden of all the poor people of India who own a vehicle, at the least, in these tougher days of petrol price hikes, as they are the REAL POOR OF INDIA & ALL THE OTHER CLAIMANTS TO THE STATUS OF POORDOM ARE 100 % FAKES!

The Latest From The Pro Poor Political Circles: The Political Bigwigs & The 'Who Is Who' of Indian Politics Are In A Very Serious Closed Door Discussion In Which ‘It Will Be Ultimately Decided’ (According To The Leaked Information From The Insiders!) That In Order To Qualify As 'POOR' (Who Is Called ‘Common Man’ etc In India!) In India, One Should, At The Least, 'OWN' A Petrol Vehicle!

 And, The Ownership Of Two Or More Petrol Vehicles (If They Are Vehicles Which Give Less Than 10 Kilometre Per Litre That Will Be Considered ‘Enough Proof’ That No Further Verification Is Needed For One’s Poor Existence!) Will Be Considered An Added Advantage In The Process Where It Is/Will Be Finally Decided Whether One Is Poor Or Not!