The Bastards Who Waited For Rains Butchering Trees!
The bastards have been looking southwards for a couple of weeks now! They all have been waiting for rains all these days...! The arrival of the Great Monsoons from the south....! The life line of Indian Agriculture, Indian Life etc!
They have been reading the daily news papers &
eagerly devouring the lines where IMD has told about the coming rains, the ‘MMs’
of rain to fall in a certain area, the percentage of rain the particular spot,
area, panchayath, district, state, country etc will get when rain comes, if
it comes at all etc! They have been talking volumes about EL NINOs, Global
Warming, Low Pressure here, there & everywhere, The Negative Significance
of CFCs, The Greatness of the rain coats available in the markets & the
great discounts offered before the monsoon starts, Global Wind Structures, The
behaviour of Antarctic Penguins at the time of the South Asian monsoons, The
Accuracy of IMD’s Frog Forecasters etc!
The IMD
(The Great Indian Meteorological Department which
uses the frogs placed on top of the IMD Towers & their ‘Accurate Croaks’
to ‘Accurately Predict’ the Monsoon Rains!) Personalities (And,
it is even strongly rumoured that the earnest & trustworthy IMD had placed
at the least a frog, tied, on the top of every thing –movable & immovable!-
which is more than 6ft tall, in the south side of the country to have an
accurate prediction of Monsoon this time around!), the Hobby Weather
Watchers from the government & the non government sides, the gaping
public who always was interested in ‘Predictions’ of every sort, the
gamblers, the monsoon indices betting people ‘authorised’ by various
government departments which solely reserves for themselves the Great Art of
Authorisation & SEBI (People have been thinking all these decades
that ‘SEBI’ is the name of a North Indian ‘Babu’ who always meddle in
everything unnecessarily!), my great neighbours who took great
pains to wake up in the wee hours & prepare & pour boiled water on the
plants, saplings & whatever I planted, the drug companies which
eagerly wanted to force the ‘Monsoon Drugs’ down the throat of ‘the common man
stupid’ under the various government sponsored & tacitly supported ‘Monsoon
Immunisation + Prevention Of MONSOONIC DEADLY MALADIES’ programmes, the
vested interests who always wanted to FISH in the monsoon water puddles
& all the other ‘Concerned’ parties have been staying put with all
their state of the art telescopes, periscopes, binoculars, body scanners,
infrared night vision equipments, Air Borne Early Warning Systems & other
millions of gadgets at Cape Camorin, at the top of Swami Vivekananda Statue, on
the top of the cursed Mullapperiyar Dam, on the top of the Karnataka Vidhan Soudha
& almost completed – at an exorbitant & jaw dropping escalated price!-
Vikas Soudha, on the top of the Peepal tree on the top of the mining
scared/tainted Kudremukh Hills & other HIGH PLACES! They all have been
waiting for the rains of Monsoon!
Though the bastards have been looking
southwards for a couple of weeks now, they had been deeply
involved ‘in their work’ till just before they started waiting for the
Monsoon Rains! They had been cutting trees & forests, non stop all these
months & years, in the name of development, progress, employment, Rozgar,
Roti, Kapada & Makkan, mining, undermining, road widening, pocket widening etc!
They had regularly been uprooting trees & erasing thousands of hectors of
forest land ‘in the name of their Dead Non Existent Fathers’, with the
support of the ‘Who Is Who’ of ‘the authorising evil contingents’ all
over the country (Who got their begging bowls filled with the ‘Sap Money’
of the slaughtered forests & trees!)!
And, they made it 100% sure that no
sapling is planted in all those areas where they have even a tiny iota of
influence! They, with their ‘Bastard Supporters’, trampled
on all the saplings & plants they saw in their Bastard Eyes, anywhere &
everywhere they went! They hired private detective agencies to find out where
all new & young plants & saplings are grown & after getting the
pieces of information they destroyed all those things in the stealthiest of the
operations in such a fashion that there grew no plants for years! They made
laws & they helped to make laws which make sure that ‘No Tree, Plant, and
Sapling Grow Anywhere’!
But, they never stopped breathing the
oxygen some poor tree or plant produced, somewhere far away from these
Bastards; they never stopped polluting the air, environment
& the Earth with great emissions of toxic gases & carbon dioxide! They
burnt trees & they burnt fossil fuel in equal measure & polluted the
world; they kept polluting the world & at the same time kept destroying The
Very Things which made These Bastards live on this ‘Once Beautiful’ Mother
Earth! They kept pouring to the hill stations where ONLY HILLS are present
(& NO TREES, at all!) and kept their exuberant polluting techniques
unstopped! They kept themselves cool by poisoning all the other things around
them, as they themselves are toxically toxic! And, they tried to be under
the cool shades of trees which they had already eliminated years ago, feigning
they didn’t know they couldn’t have the shades of trees without the trees
existing!
As ‘the Ultimate Poison Of The World’ These
Bastards move on this Earth, most of the times unnoticed & sometimes
glorified by the easily gullible contemporaries!
And, they keep waiting for the Monsoon Rains, with all their armies of
toxifying gadgets, talking elaborately about El Ninos, High & Low Pressure
Areas in the various parts of the world, Glacier Melting & other ‘SIGNIFICANT’
things, which These Bastards think are the reasons behind a much delayed or extremely
poor Monsoon! These Bastards never understand or want to understand HOW all
these things depend of the thousands of plants, saplings, trees & forests
they butchered & made extinct!
