Law, Parda, Social Evil, Sun Film & Common Man's Privacy!

“Privacy is the most cherished thing in any man's (woman's too!) life!”

“When the safety & privacy of persons can not be guaranteed & they are always compromised by the ‘System Existing’, then the person has to do something for his/her privacy, himself/herself!”

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Privacy has always been one of the Hottest Topics, which is discussed all over the world, all the time, all these years! Pro privacy activists all over the world are even ready to go for the Third World War in order to protect their most precious property in life – Privacy!

But, the law makers all over the world have always been against it all these decades of Privacy Awakening! They never liked the Idea Of Privacy, ever; and, they only supported & cared for their own privacy which they KNEW was a lot much more than what the ordinary mortals have or supposed to have in their lives! They never tolerated the so called Privacy Sort Of Things in the ordinary mortal’s life & they made it a point that all the laws they make in their Law Making Machines MUST adhere to this basic principle of theirs!

Hence, they made laws by which they could TAP anyone’s –which means EVERYONE’s!- phone, anytime, in order to protect the nation from a very small number of run of the mill Hooligans; they could barge into anyone’s (Common Man’s!) bed room any time to verify whether any ‘illegal activity’ is going on or not; they could hold anyone (Common Man, again!) under custody without ever registering the arrest for as long as they wish to verify whether he or she is the King or Queen Pin in the Glacier Melting Tragedy, which is happening all over the world; they could hack into any email – read, every e mail!- in the name of protecting the nation from the future terrorists in the 2050s –A ‘Time Cop’ Style Gymnastics!-  etc! But, the thing one (The Stupid Common Man!) always fails to understand is that despite doing all these Privacy Busting Activities (PBAs!), the crime rate in India is going up  alarmingly, unstopped!

Hence, what about the enactment of law which imposes Open Toilets - which can make sure that the excreta of each man/women doesn't contain the gold chain & other things such as diamonds etc swallowed after the jewellery shop heist & the drug packets stored in the abdomen by swallowing by the drug cartels etc?!

What about the enactment of law which imposes Open Bedrooms - which can make sure that no extramarital sexual inter course is taking place & no under aged is involved in the sexual acts in the country and, ofcourse, all the standards of the Moral Police are strictly followed to the last alphabet etc?!

What about the enactment of law which imposes ‘Open’ Pardas - which can make 'the enticing beauty' (Parda saves most of the wearers from the vagaries of Public Attention & The Scrutinising Scanning Of The Lewd Onlooker doesn’t stand a chance in front of the Privacy Hating Law is another matter!) of the wearer visible to every one that 'No Secret Beauty' escapes the all seeing eyes of law, as wearing a Parda can be termed Legally a Social Evil by the Arduously Privacy Hating Law & Law Makers?!

What about the enactment of law which imposes ‘Open’ bank accounts and bank vaults - which can make sure that NO BLACK MONEY is in the accounts & vaults (And, if some is found in the accounts or vaults, by chance, the 'Black' can be 'peeled off' & can be made transparent at the exchequer's/poor common men of India's expense!) & every thing is transparent?! The law can also make the internet accounts & pass words, social security numbers, PAN numbers, pass port details & all other data etc 'OPEN' & Transparent 24/7 that no secrecy shall ever grow in this ‘Secretless’ Country!

Cooling glasses (Specs With ‘Cooling Film’ On Them!) should also be banned by the law that the eyes of the murderers, rapists, robbers & other villains come in the open! No One Dares To Ask “What of some of the southern politicians who wear cooling glasses?!”, “Will the 'cooling' of their glasses be peeled off at the expense of the exchequer/poor common men of India?!” etc in the open!

The jewellery shops, high cost item stores, apparel stores & all other sorts of stores should keep their shutters, windows  & doors 'OPEN' all the day & night that anyone can see inside at any given moment- if one wishes that way!- & be rest assured no 'Black' things are happening in all these places & every thing is ‘Lawfully Transparent'! And, if ever one finds something 'Black' (Including Black Stones in the jewellery shops & rice, dal etc!) 'IT' can be 'Peeled Off' & made transparent the very moment the ‘Blackness’ is seen by the Law Abiding Law Enforcement Authorities!

People should be made to sleep in the open that they don’t/wont ever have 'Secret & Private Dreams' that the Law Enacting & Law Enforcing Agencies don’t want & tolerate; they should bathe in the open & walk naked in the open that they should not have something secretive [Like the ‘dreadfully deadly’ pocket knifes, pattern tanks, nuclear bombs, torpedoes, belt bombs, inter continental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) etc – A La ‘Mask’ Style!] hidden on their body -under the secretive cover of their cloths-which the Law Enacting & Enforcing Agencies seldom like!

The electric wires SHOULD BE STRIPPED of their 'COVERING' as the Law Hawks have found out, with all the sorts of scientific research & all, that there is a great chance of the electricity getting transported 'Under The Cover' into the black market and as they can not peel off the 'Black' of the Black Market they should, at the least, peel off the electric wires with the help of law!

All the motor vehicles in India (No agreement has been reached on the cases of Air Planes, Ships & Trains, among the law makers, yet!) should be made 'Lawfully Open' that no other part should be there on the vehicles other than the chassis & motor; lest they can be used (Under 'The Cover' They Have!) for transporting illegal, black (Oil & other things which have a tinge or two of ‘Black’ are excluded in the law as they can be considered ‘Z’ category items, which never ever comes under the law for the common people!) & non transparent things & materials such as Evil Human Minds, Hatred, Communal Violence, Greed etc!

As we all -common people – know in our minds & souls, it is for the security of the people –read common man!- the Law Enacting & Enforcing agencies doing these kinds of things, and they peel off the cooling film of the motor vehicle ONLY because they are sure in every moving car a criminal is moving & all the motor vehicles in India are used ‘ONLY’ to transport the dead body of the murdered, the booty from the billion dollar worth heists (which makes the black money hoarders abroad shy by miles etc!), the kidnapped etc & for the 'Black' acts like running away from the crime scene, elopement of the 'Always Under Aged', having unlawful, extra marital & under aged sexual intercourse in the back seats, transportation of drugs, criminals & terrorists etc etc!

Let’s hope and wait for a Transparent, ‘Black’ less, , ‘Social Evil’ less & Peeled Off India to emerge from these great works of the Indian Law Makers & Law Definers!

The Latest From The Evil Forums Of India:

As all the motor vehicles in India are to be peeled off the cool film on them, as it ‘SURELY’ is a ‘SOCIAL EVIL’ (THE ONLY SOCIAL EVIL EXISTING IN INDIA!), as stated by the Highest Court Of India,  the All India Terrorists’, Murderers’, Kidnappers’, Rapists’, Dead Body Dumpers’, Robbers’ & All Other Evil Doers’ Associations have  called for a nation wide Bandh on a number of days such as All Killers’ Day, All Rapists’ Day, All Kidnappers’ Day, ‘All Terrorists’ Day, All Dead Body Dumpers’ Day etc to mark their protest against the HUGE injustice done to them!

And, they all have ‘SECRETLY’ decided that all their future executions of plans will hence forth be BIKE BORNE, as, at present, the All Covering Helmet is NOT considered (Luckily for the ‘Social Evil’ Sector!) a Social Evil, at all! And, if  some stupid raises this issue of ‘Serious Security Threat’ Due To Wearing The Helmet in ‘The Appropriate Forums’, it would take another millennium for the Security Worried Efficient Government Machinery to carry out an absolute ban on the helmet or force an ‘OPEN HELMET’ (Which will be always ‘OPEN’ from all the sides!) on the biker!!