In The Name Of The All Powerful God ‘Rumour’!

It is heard that 'Speed Kills!' & Aptly So.....! But, in India 'Rumour Kills!'; if we go by what has been happening in Our Secular Democratic India, we would also say "Aptly So!" It is what all been happening in Our Democratic-Secular India for some time now, where Rumour kills much more than anything else in Secular India!

According to the Well Versed/Omnipresent/God Like (Remember "Our Work Is God's Work!" @ Karnataka Vidhan Sabha etc!) Authorities in India, 'Anything can happen in rumour, in India!' Here, in this ‘Secular Rumour Country’ (SRC!) one can lose life on account of rumour; get fired of a decade long job because of rumour; lose your gas connection due to this grand thing called rumour; lose your own land because of rumour; reach @ the fag end of the road in your ‘very personal’ relationships -which include marriage, love, family etc!- because of rumour; lose one's long lasting credibility because of rumour; have financial slavery because of rumour; lose all the opportunities in one’s life due to rumour; get free access to hatred because of rumour etc! And, now, another fantastic feather is added into this long list of super capabilities rumour has shown in Secular India i.e. it can also make thousands run away from where they have been for years because of this well efficient, omnipresent, well spread, well inculcated, well planned rumour!

India has applied to the UN to especially grant a special status to the nation with a Grand Title 'Rumour Nation' (With A Special Sanction For ‘Rumour’ To Kill, Destroy etc At Its Will!)! One is forced to think whether everything is rumour in India as well, as we -As we, the Secular Hindu or Indian!- are all well aware of the inimitable 'Sarwam Maya, Jagath Mithya!’ idea, which some sensible men found out 'in the Times of Non Secularism', when HINDUISM WAS THE ONLY 'TRUE' RELIGION OF BHARATH, as 'Bharath' itself is coming out of Hinduism!

Though, we, the True Bharatiya, got manipulated by various ‘Invading Religions’ (IRs) we can still remember what all were said in those Days of Universal Wisdom, when thousands, from all over the world, literally flowed into Bharath to have, at the least, a couple of droplets of wisdom it possessed! Nowhere, in those days, we find 'Secularism' even mentioned & taught in the ‘Immortal Universities of Nalanda, Taxila, Vikramsila’ etc! No one was taking classes there, giving PHDs on the subject 'Secularism' to all those who executed this false/illusory/non existent/non sustainable thing in their societies –and, we NEVER find those people educated in these Eternal Universities Of Wisdom practicing THIS ILLUSION in any part of the world where they came from!; as whatever taught in these great universities were ONLY relevant & possible things that the human beings who learn them get the benefits from! THEY NEVER TAUGHT THE STUDENTS TO TOLERATE EVERYTHING INCLUDING INTOLERANCE IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM!

The Bharatiya never knew even the word 'Secularism' till we 'SUPPOSEDLY' got our so called 'FREEDOM' –Freedom To The Illusory Idea Secularism!- in 1947! Secularism IS an illusion which 'may' work -if it works at all!- ONLY IF all the Indians become IRRELIGIOUS or OF ONE RELIGION, which, both, can NEVER HAPPEN; which means if one of these two things happens, then there is NO NECESSITY FOR SECULARISM! And, as this IS NOT THE CASE WITH INDIA -THE MODERN DAY BHARATH!- what we are doing IS FOLLOWING AN ILLUSION SACRIFICING WHAT WE BASICALLY ARE & WHAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE, THINKING THAT ONE DAY THIS MIRAGE WILL BRING FORTH WATER, WHICH IT WILL NEVER!

It is well known piece of knowledge that if one understands one's mistake or even BLUNDER one has committed, one has to change the track in such a way that the mistake or blunder STOP EXISTING! And, every one worth his or her salt knows that keeping oneself going on the illusory path despite knowing one has made a very serious mistake or blunder is REALLY THE STUFF OF GREAT IDIOTS WHO SLEEP ON FACTS & BELIEVE IN ILLUSIONS! Now, we, Indians, are steadily moving on the path of Illusion where the end result should be nothing other than Illusion itself!

If one thinks, one will be forced to understand that by 'Secularising Things' what we are doing IS 'FANATASISING THINGS' & 'TOLERATING INTOLERANCE', in the most stupid ways! Ofcourse, what we have gained Doing This Non Existent Foolishness all these 65 years after the so called Independence is there TO BE SEEN, HEARD & FELT - More religious things, more religious concessions, more religious tolerance, more religious bigotry, more religious fanaticism, more under development of person & personality, more fanatical threats & destruction, more tolerance of gruesome intolerance –The Worst Thing Ever Happened To India & Indians! - more fanatically oriented divisive groups, more separatists, more hatred of nonsensical nature, more chaos propagators, more disorders of all sorts, more self centred people & communities, more humanity destroyers,  more destruction along the religious lines, more vaporisation of humanity, more fear about one's own life or existence, more vaporisation of humility, more ignorance of facts & truths, more appeasement of ignorance & intolerance etc - all these things coming to 'Bharath' , the present day Secular India, from outside ‘the Lasting & Perennial Culture Of Bharath’, which has been here in existence for the last 6 to 7 thousand years!

Now a days, in Independent, Secular India, human beings die because of rumour; Kashmiri Pandits lost their land due to some rumours some 22 years back which they never got back; all hell broke loose in Bombay in 1992 because of some rumours; Gujarat riots happened because of some rumours; communal riots broke out & spread in various parts of the Secular Country, time & again, because of rumours, causing irreparable loses to life & properties; churches were bombed, burned & desecrated in various places of the Secular Country because of rumours; a good number of bombs exploded in various Indian Secular Cities because of rumours where the remote control & the bombs were made of rumours; a group of people in small & negligent number got life threatening threats because of rumours; Sikhs were hunted like anything, resulting in a large number of killings, in the aftermath of 1984 Indira Gandhi assassination because of rumours; Our Secular Parliament was bombed because of some rumours; Mumbai was devastated & 172 people were killed by rumours; and, now, the North Easterners are fleeing in thousands, from various ‘Secular Cities Of India’, because of rumours etc!

What the Secular Governments & the government machinery want us, the common people, understand is that all this priceless loss of human life & crores worth destruction of movable & immovable properties all these years after Independence & ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE OF NOTHING BUT RUMOUR! AND, THE BOMBS EXPLODED IN NUMBERLESS PLACES, KILLING HUNDREDS, IN INDIA, THE BULLETS FIRED FROM THE ASSASSINS’/KILLERS’ GUNS KILLING HUNDREDS AGAIN, THE FANATICAL ANGER & IGNORANCE WHICH DESTROYED TENS OF THOUSANDS OF CRORES OF INDIAN RUPEE WORTH PROPERTY ALL USED THE SAME MATERIAL AS THEIR BASE – RUMOUR; or else, they were just throwing ‘Rumour Bombs’, firing ‘Rumour Bullets’, wielding ‘Rumour Knives & Daggers’ and threatening & killing people with the pure & invariable Use Of Rumour AND RUMOUR ‘ONLY’, all these years! And, we, the Common Men of India, have to ‘Believe’ it, as it is stated by the ‘Truth All’ Governments & the ‘Truth All’ Government Machinery – “Satyameva Jayathe!”

Just rumours......., we –The Sensible Democratic Secularists, Who Never Think Emotionally & Insensibly, Even For A Second Of Our Lives!- all know pretty well about these rumours! But those who are always @ the receiving end of these rumours cant sit tight & stay cool saying that "All these things are just rumours”, as nobody has ever heard a story where A Life Lost In Rumour Getting Back Into Its Abode From Where It Exited Because Of Rumour, After the Rumour Is Extinguished or the destroyed property coming back into its original shape when the rumour mongers are apprehended by the all vigilant Secular Door keepers of Our Secular Country!

Here, in our Democratic Secular Country people can get killed & properties destroyed beyond repair by a simple, non existent thing called Rumour; & that is very special about this Secular Nation where The Omnipresent All Powerful Rumour God From Outside Rules! Let us continue living in Our ‘Secular’ India (As We, The Common Man Indian, Have Nowhere Else To Go), the country of the ‘Roaring Rumour God’ (RRG), who invaded ‘the Land Of The Ultimate Wisdom, Bharat’, by just spreading rumours of the deadliest kind –Like Secularism, Religious Co Existence, Religious Understanding Of Truth, Equality, Justice etc! - & has been keeping it in His Tightly Clenched Fist Of The Uncivilised Aborigine –‘ASAMSKRIT’ in Samskrutham or Samskrit! – For The Last 65 Years!

Ignorance Of Law!

“Asathoma Sathgamaya....

  Thamasoma Jyothirgamaya.....

   Mruthyorma Amruthamgamaya.....

   Om Shanti Shanti Shanti....!”

 (Yajur Veda) 

‘Ignorance Of Law Is Not An Excuse’ (This jewel of a Latin sentence is an integral part of our jurisprudence!- Roman Law Once Stated ‘IGNORANTIA LEGIS NON EXCUSAT!’), we, the common people of India, have been told a million times, all these decades of Our Independence!

We, the Indians went to jail, a million times to prove this point, which somebody uttered somewhere in time! ‘Ignorance Is Bliss’ (Knowledge Is Hell etc!) IS BLISSFULLY ACCEPTED ‘PRIVATELY’, BUT IS THOROUGHLY CRITICISED ‘PUBLICLY’! We don’t know who uttered it & under what circumstances; but we never questioned it as we feared that the non possession of that piece of knowledge will be considered ‘Ignorance Of Law' & we be put through the grinding process of law that we seldom breath!

What Every One, despite knowing it wholesomely, pretends of NOT KNOWING is that Ignorance Of Law IS something like Ignorance of Karthik, Ignorance of Jaydeep & Ignorance of Muktha, where ‘IGNORANCE IS ON THE PRECEDENT’, i.e. Law here! And, thinking about ‘the eternal quality or nature’ of the law process & the knowledge that we, the common mortals, won’t last that long, we never question the phrase or show in public ‘our ignorance of IGNORANCE’, as far as that immortal line is concerned & keep suffering! We hire expensive lawyers to ‘Educate the Ignorance of the Judges’, spending our own money & life time!

We never say that Ignorance of the judicial officers of our country IS NOT AN EXCUSE, ever! But, we spent billions of our hard earned money & eons of time to educate the ignorant judges & the so called law enforcement officers, in the forms of the Enlightened & Learned Lawyers (ELLs), who twist & turn the law into such myriads of shapes that the respected ignorant judges understand what the law originally means & what it IS!

We, the common people, have been keeping the judges & law enforcement officers educated in this manner spending our time, money & effort! We never ask IF the law is ignorant what we can do or ‘Law's Ignorance Is Not An Excuse’! It is comically interesting to note that if the law is ignorant we, the common people have to spend their money, time & effort to educate ‘It’; and, if the common man is (Supposedly!) ignorant he has to undergo severe punishment as Ignorance of Law is not an excuse!

Ofcourse, it IS a well known fact that the Common Man of India (CMI!) has that much of time in his/her hands that he/she can keep accumulating the snippets of law one by one and understand it without having any sort of doubt, and emerge out of the Law (-ful!) Ignorance, as everything else - food, clothing, shelter, life etc common things! - are provided & protected as Oxygen by the respective governments, which ruled India after Independence in such a generous & magnanimous way that nobody Indian was never ‘even’ allowed to ask for these, as they are stored in plenty by the All Knowing, All Having, All Doing, All Providing Godly Existences Called Governments, making ‘Eradicating Law Ignorance’ the prime & most important existential duty of every Law Abiding Common Man in Our Independent India! As everything else is provided by the God Like Governments (Including Common Man’s Law!) common man IS asked to ‘DO NOTHING’ BUT LEARNING LAW FROM EVERY ANGLE & MITIGATE THE ‘EVIL IGNORANCE OF LAW’!

The common man of India has ONLY one duty to do that IS ‘Knowing, Learning & Swimming In Law, Non Stop’, without ever falling into the whirlpool of Ignorance Of Law! He has to be Ever Vigil not to let this happen in his common life, as Ignorance Of Law is not an excuse & excuses are NEVER tolerated in this Great Independent (Of ‘Law Ignorance’!) Country! We –the common men of Independent India!- should mix Law in mothers’ milk IN EQUAL QUALITY & QUANTITY that the coming generations of common man IMBIBE LAW WITH BREAST MILK!

We also got to start learning the law & its structure in the countries like U.K, U.S, Uganda, Ethiopia, Norway, Iceland, Antarctica etc as most of our ‘Non Ignorant Laws’ were ‘Indianly’ Copied from these countries as we were (Supposedly!) non independent -which means we didn’t have an Indian legal structure & law all the 6000 & more years old civilisation we boast to have & chaos was the order of the day all these thousands of years! - & completely ignorant before India got independence in 1947! And, we, the Common Men, have to have an eye on every law introduced in the world like the 'Palimony', 'Age of Consential Sex', 'Black Money Hoarding' ‘Elongation Of Cases’ etc, from time to time, in all the countries existing & emerging in the world, as the Existentially Law Ignorant Judges will USE the education they are provided by the All Knowing Lawyers -Who Are NEVER IGNORANT Of Law Of Existence! -to scan what’s happening in the ‘NON’ LAW IGNORANT WORLD & pass the judgements accordingly!   

The common man (And, ofcourse the Ignorant Judges!) SHOULD thank the lawyers as without them the Indian World should have fallen into the dark ages of law ignorance & all the ‘Law Ignorant Indians’ (Which, is, according to the latest surveys & gallop polls etc, all the Indians are!) should have thrown into the darkest vicinities of the lawless Universe! We should write some Great Epics on These All Law (‘Law or Low’ that is the Question!) Knowing Lawyers, who stand as the Ultimate Guardians Of Law, hiring some ghost writers, that the posterity understand the great things done by these great creatures of Our Great Democratic & Lawful India!

In Indian Law Conditions, the master phrase ‘The Better Law Educator Wins Over The Law Ignorant Judge’ has great significance! Or someone has also stated this great sentence in other words ie ‘Greatly Ignorant Judges Can Be Greatly Educated By The Law Knowing Lawyers –making this sentence a great example of ‘Comparative Degree’ in English Language! This also allows the Law Ignorant Judges (LIJs) to have Their Own Time (TOT!), in eons, to learn from the All Knowing Lawyers (AKLs) & other Foreign Country Laws (FCLs) & deliver their flawless decisions & judgements that the commoner can approach the HIGHER IGNORANT SYSTEM OF JUDICIARY (HISJ) for another ‘Eon Long Law Learning Session’ (ELLS) where the Higher Ignorant Judges can take another Eon of Time (ET) to make their Higher Law Ignorance (HLI) extinct & allow themselves to be ‘Law Enlightened’ by the Lawyers Of Universal Knowledge!

And, this Indian Made Perfect Law System makes sure that the ‘YUG OF KALI’(Kali Yug)  will be greatly exhausted much before the time a case is disposed off & by that time the ‘YUG OF SATYA’ (Satya Yug) will emerge where there will be no more eon long disputes & litigation going & every common man, judge & the chaparasi will be well aware of Satya, Dharma etc, the Law of Satya Yuga; and, there won’t be courts, law (or IS IT ‘LOW’?!) educating lawyers, false evidences, law ignorant biased judges, manipulating law enforcement agencies which always move well along with the mighty & powerful & other lawless things and matters!

Let us –The Common Men Of The Pre Satya Yug India! - pray, with our ignorant eyes closed & hands folded.............

“‘O Lord’ into that day, my country, my people, the conscience, the existence wake up & never sleep again, as we know ‘O Lord’, sleep IS THE (SO CALLED INDEPENDENT) PRESENT, IGNORANCE OF LAW, which NEVER CAN BE EXCUSED!”

“And, ‘O Lord’ let us (All The Common Men!) sleep in this ‘Yug Of Kali’, where Ignorance Of Law (Law’s Ignorance) IS All Consuming & open our ‘common eyes’ ONLY in the ‘Yug Of Satya’, where every common man will be the ultimate law personified – Satya Personified!”   

Why The Indians Don't Have Gold @ Olympics?!

Indians are never greedy, never self centered, never after everybody else, never pushy, never intolerant, never animalistic etc.......! They are just Indians, who have limited ambitions, limited dreams, limited egos, limited aggressiveness etc...! And, they are a satisfied lot...satisfied in ‘what (ever)’ they have!

For them participation is the most important thing; and, that is true in the matter of the officials & the sports machine runners of the Satisfied Country India, as well! They are all just there to be a part of the Great Things From Olympia, as they are NOT SELFISH ENOUGH to topple the apple carts of the western countries, who have got whatever they have – or they suppose to have or made themselves believe that they had all their civilisation coming from Greek & Rome!- from the Mount Olympus; and, its their Games -Olympic Games!

We don’t want to be the party spoilers of the western countries which think, act & breath Olympics as it is their Own Games & we don’t have any other duty there other than HAVE A FRIENDLY PARTICIPATION & say we definitely came to your own games & never upset you that we never ever even thought of winning a gold medal which would have been an insult to the guardians of the Olympic Torch, i.e. Western Countries, which have benevolently invited us into Their Games as a good will gesture!  

It is a fact that the moral science teacher has told & taught “We should not covet other’s things!”, a million times that Raju, Pappu & Shambu never even thought of grabbing a couple of Gold Medals from the All Friendly & Magnanimous Westerners, who Graciously invited us to participate in their family games, as they have got full marks, a couple of times, in Moral Science (And, it was ONLY in moral science they got FULL MARKS, ever!)! Hence, we did our part in style, as our hero wood cutter who ONLY took his own wooden axe when the goddess tempted him with gold, platinum, titanium axes, by ONLY taking silver & bronze medals as a genuine friendly gesture, never upsetting the Invitee West!

And, after all, why should we go for gold &prove ourselves greedy as we are the nation which has the Lion’s Share of gold in our domestic lockers?! For thousands of years, we, the People of Bharath Varsh, have been amassing gold bit by bit, thola by thola, gram by gram, grain by grain from every nook & corner of the world that by now it has become the GOLDEST NATION in the world! All the temples, the bank lockers, underground cellars, Indians’ unaccounted foreign gold account suitcases & even the tiniest unregistered family’s cupboard secret chambers of this Goldest Nation have been filled with gold! Though its been wrongly named as a ‘developing nation’ by the Illiterate Rating Agencies of the western countries, ‘India is the richest nation in the world’ has been in the common knowledge domain all these millennia that various avarice & greedy rulers attacked & tried to loot it all these millennia, non stop, the last one ‘OFFICIALLY’ being the empire where the Sun never set!

 

It is a common knowledge that even the beggars of this so called Developing Nation are having gold accounts with the International Gold Banks, which never reveal the identity of the beggars who have accounts in their Gold Banks due to the ‘Secret Policy Act’ or ‘Non-Disclosure-Beggar-Act’ they themselves created & the Indian Governments all these years have been tacitly supporting & feigning ignorance about! The rumour that ONCE UPON A TIME Chandrasekhar Government at the centre pledged all our gold to sustain our economy was just another gimmick that was BRILLIANTLY APPLIED by ‘the powers that be’ of that time to trick the envious neighbours –Pakistan & China are sometimes referred to as ‘Neighbours’ in Our Goldest Nation’s political jargon! - who were waiting to pounce on us –The Goldest Nation Of The World!- to make the maximum out of the then existing situations of gold! 

One should not also forget the fact that India Should Be The ‘ONLY’ Nation where billions of dollars worth loans are given taking gold as the pledge & in this type of Loan Disposal Looting (LDL) – ‘THEY’ call it business, which is as lawful as Law itself in the Goldest Country! - all the Gold Loan Providers (The Disguised Gold Thugs & Highwaymen who come with the highest degrees in the Gold Looting Technologies, provided by the various Gold Looting Training Universities of the Gold Looters’ World!) have been laughing all their way to the Gold Banks -inside & outside the Goldest Country!- all these years! Those who ‘Rated’ the country ‘Developing’ Must Be THAT MUCH FOOLISH & IGNORANT to rate such a GOLDEN COUNTRY ‘Developing’!

 

We, despite being polite to the Outside Ignorant World in the matter of Gold Amassing, as far as Olympics are concerned, never rest in peace inside Our Goldest Country in the matter of making some Fast Gold Bucks! From the All Knowing & Omnipresent Politician to the nothing knowing commonest of the common man are participating aggressively & with all the sort of ‘Olympic Preparation (‘Spirit’ some call the same!)’ in the Wild Gold Chase conducted all over our Goldest Country, from the ward level to the national level! The Wild Gold Chase has been Our National Game since the so called Independence in the year 1947! And, Our Goldest Country has ‘Invented’ a unique form of Wild Gold Chase for Our Country which IS christened Democratic Wild Gold Chase (‘DWGC’ not ‘CWG’!)! And, ofcourse, we the Goldest Democratic Country has got a very exclusive patent from the All World Gold Looting Association, which is the sole authority to issue such a patent!

Our MADE IN INDIA ‘Who Is Who’ masterly & artistically carried away 72000 Crore from the taxes squeezed from the so called ‘Perennial Common Man (PCM)’ to Buy Some Gold for the enhancement of public life & system, which both mean ‘Common Man Of India’! Ofcourse, we all truly believe that all these things were done in the best interest of the common man as ‘Who Does Not Know That The 40% Of The Golden Indian Population, Which The Stupid & Ignorant Call ‘BELOW THE POVERTY LINE’, can have ‘a gold coin each’ for their break fast, lunch & dinner?!’

 

All the funds RAISED FROM THE IGNORANT PERENNIAL COMMON MAN for the purpose of preparing our athletes –Common Man’s Athletes!- to Compete Effectively &Collect Some Gold Medals in the international competitions have masterly been siphoned off by the Licensed Gold Looters of Our Golden Country -The Made In India brand!- to buy some gold for themselves, under various heads, as THEY knew INDIA & INDIANS SHOULD NOT BE GREEDY IN THE MATTER OF GOLD OR GOLD MEDALS, AS INDIA IS THE ONE & ONLY GOLD SUFFICIENT NATION, FROM TIME IMMEMORIAL! 

Vouchers were made in such a fashion from the school level to the university level & from university level to state & national levels that all the Funds For Gold or Gold Medal Generation at the International Events, created Out Of The Life Of The Perennial Common Man, just vanished into ‘thin air’ created by the Certified, Registered & Qualified ‘Made In India’ Gold Looters, who are efficiently supported by the All Powerful Hawks positioned @ all the vantage points of Our Democratic Golden Country!

Hence, ‘Our Fund & Visionary Guidance Starved Athletes’ –Common Man’s Athletes!- go to the international sporting scene & come back SINGING ‘the Gold Plated Tune (GPT)’ the Gold Looters have taught them successfully-  “Participation Is The Ultimate Mantra Of Sports; Nothing Else Matters!” ‘The Certified & Registered Democratic Gold Looters of Made In India Brand’ accompany Our Poor & Poorly Funded Athletes to all the international events they participate (Again Using The Money Of The Perennial Common Man!) in various forms such as Officials, Managers, Officials Of The Officials, Managers Of The Managers, Representatives Of Various Sports’ Organisations Of The Golden Country, Guest Of Honour Of The Inter Continental Committee Of Sports & Games (Ward Level!), Sweepers Of The Official Toilets Of Various Panchayath & District Sports Councils and Olympic, Galactic & Inter Galactic Sports & Games Promotion Committees etc! And, they also never forget to make ‘their expert statements’ on the various aspects of the stellar performance in sports & games & dish out ‘their expert advice’ to the ‘Lost Athletes & Sports Persons’, non stop! 

Now, it is time again –as has been happening all these years after ‘Our Golden Independence!’ – for the Perennial Common Man to contribute generously in Thousands Of Crores to Help India & Indians Win Some Gold Medals in the coming Olympics @ Rio! And, it is time again for ‘the Perennial Gold Looters Of Made In India Brand’ to start new, stylish & innovative ways to funnel out the GOLD THE PERENNIAL COMMON MAN IS GOING TO INVEST, without anybody else knowing! LET US, THE COMMON MEN OF THE DEMOCRATIC GOLDEN COUNTRY, KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED & OUTSMART THE GOLD LOOTERS OF MADE IN INDIA BRAND IN ‘THE WILD GOLD CHASE’ THAT WE GATHER SOME GOLD MEDALS IN OUR NEXT INTERNATIONAL OUTING & THE OLYMPICS @ RIO!