Why The Indians Don't Have Gold @ Olympics?!

Indians are never greedy, never self centered, never after everybody else, never pushy, never intolerant, never animalistic etc.......! They are just Indians, who have limited ambitions, limited dreams, limited egos, limited aggressiveness etc...! And, they are a satisfied lot...satisfied in ‘what (ever)’ they have!

For them participation is the most important thing; and, that is true in the matter of the officials & the sports machine runners of the Satisfied Country India, as well! They are all just there to be a part of the Great Things From Olympia, as they are NOT SELFISH ENOUGH to topple the apple carts of the western countries, who have got whatever they have – or they suppose to have or made themselves believe that they had all their civilisation coming from Greek & Rome!- from the Mount Olympus; and, its their Games -Olympic Games!

We don’t want to be the party spoilers of the western countries which think, act & breath Olympics as it is their Own Games & we don’t have any other duty there other than HAVE A FRIENDLY PARTICIPATION & say we definitely came to your own games & never upset you that we never ever even thought of winning a gold medal which would have been an insult to the guardians of the Olympic Torch, i.e. Western Countries, which have benevolently invited us into Their Games as a good will gesture!  

It is a fact that the moral science teacher has told & taught “We should not covet other’s things!”, a million times that Raju, Pappu & Shambu never even thought of grabbing a couple of Gold Medals from the All Friendly & Magnanimous Westerners, who Graciously invited us to participate in their family games, as they have got full marks, a couple of times, in Moral Science (And, it was ONLY in moral science they got FULL MARKS, ever!)! Hence, we did our part in style, as our hero wood cutter who ONLY took his own wooden axe when the goddess tempted him with gold, platinum, titanium axes, by ONLY taking silver & bronze medals as a genuine friendly gesture, never upsetting the Invitee West!

And, after all, why should we go for gold &prove ourselves greedy as we are the nation which has the Lion’s Share of gold in our domestic lockers?! For thousands of years, we, the People of Bharath Varsh, have been amassing gold bit by bit, thola by thola, gram by gram, grain by grain from every nook & corner of the world that by now it has become the GOLDEST NATION in the world! All the temples, the bank lockers, underground cellars, Indians’ unaccounted foreign gold account suitcases & even the tiniest unregistered family’s cupboard secret chambers of this Goldest Nation have been filled with gold! Though its been wrongly named as a ‘developing nation’ by the Illiterate Rating Agencies of the western countries, ‘India is the richest nation in the world’ has been in the common knowledge domain all these millennia that various avarice & greedy rulers attacked & tried to loot it all these millennia, non stop, the last one ‘OFFICIALLY’ being the empire where the Sun never set!

 

It is a common knowledge that even the beggars of this so called Developing Nation are having gold accounts with the International Gold Banks, which never reveal the identity of the beggars who have accounts in their Gold Banks due to the ‘Secret Policy Act’ or ‘Non-Disclosure-Beggar-Act’ they themselves created & the Indian Governments all these years have been tacitly supporting & feigning ignorance about! The rumour that ONCE UPON A TIME Chandrasekhar Government at the centre pledged all our gold to sustain our economy was just another gimmick that was BRILLIANTLY APPLIED by ‘the powers that be’ of that time to trick the envious neighbours –Pakistan & China are sometimes referred to as ‘Neighbours’ in Our Goldest Nation’s political jargon! - who were waiting to pounce on us –The Goldest Nation Of The World!- to make the maximum out of the then existing situations of gold! 

One should not also forget the fact that India Should Be The ‘ONLY’ Nation where billions of dollars worth loans are given taking gold as the pledge & in this type of Loan Disposal Looting (LDL) – ‘THEY’ call it business, which is as lawful as Law itself in the Goldest Country! - all the Gold Loan Providers (The Disguised Gold Thugs & Highwaymen who come with the highest degrees in the Gold Looting Technologies, provided by the various Gold Looting Training Universities of the Gold Looters’ World!) have been laughing all their way to the Gold Banks -inside & outside the Goldest Country!- all these years! Those who ‘Rated’ the country ‘Developing’ Must Be THAT MUCH FOOLISH & IGNORANT to rate such a GOLDEN COUNTRY ‘Developing’!

 

We, despite being polite to the Outside Ignorant World in the matter of Gold Amassing, as far as Olympics are concerned, never rest in peace inside Our Goldest Country in the matter of making some Fast Gold Bucks! From the All Knowing & Omnipresent Politician to the nothing knowing commonest of the common man are participating aggressively & with all the sort of ‘Olympic Preparation (‘Spirit’ some call the same!)’ in the Wild Gold Chase conducted all over our Goldest Country, from the ward level to the national level! The Wild Gold Chase has been Our National Game since the so called Independence in the year 1947! And, Our Goldest Country has ‘Invented’ a unique form of Wild Gold Chase for Our Country which IS christened Democratic Wild Gold Chase (‘DWGC’ not ‘CWG’!)! And, ofcourse, we the Goldest Democratic Country has got a very exclusive patent from the All World Gold Looting Association, which is the sole authority to issue such a patent!

Our MADE IN INDIA ‘Who Is Who’ masterly & artistically carried away 72000 Crore from the taxes squeezed from the so called ‘Perennial Common Man (PCM)’ to Buy Some Gold for the enhancement of public life & system, which both mean ‘Common Man Of India’! Ofcourse, we all truly believe that all these things were done in the best interest of the common man as ‘Who Does Not Know That The 40% Of The Golden Indian Population, Which The Stupid & Ignorant Call ‘BELOW THE POVERTY LINE’, can have ‘a gold coin each’ for their break fast, lunch & dinner?!’

 

All the funds RAISED FROM THE IGNORANT PERENNIAL COMMON MAN for the purpose of preparing our athletes –Common Man’s Athletes!- to Compete Effectively &Collect Some Gold Medals in the international competitions have masterly been siphoned off by the Licensed Gold Looters of Our Golden Country -The Made In India brand!- to buy some gold for themselves, under various heads, as THEY knew INDIA & INDIANS SHOULD NOT BE GREEDY IN THE MATTER OF GOLD OR GOLD MEDALS, AS INDIA IS THE ONE & ONLY GOLD SUFFICIENT NATION, FROM TIME IMMEMORIAL! 

Vouchers were made in such a fashion from the school level to the university level & from university level to state & national levels that all the Funds For Gold or Gold Medal Generation at the International Events, created Out Of The Life Of The Perennial Common Man, just vanished into ‘thin air’ created by the Certified, Registered & Qualified ‘Made In India’ Gold Looters, who are efficiently supported by the All Powerful Hawks positioned @ all the vantage points of Our Democratic Golden Country!

Hence, ‘Our Fund & Visionary Guidance Starved Athletes’ –Common Man’s Athletes!- go to the international sporting scene & come back SINGING ‘the Gold Plated Tune (GPT)’ the Gold Looters have taught them successfully-  “Participation Is The Ultimate Mantra Of Sports; Nothing Else Matters!” ‘The Certified & Registered Democratic Gold Looters of Made In India Brand’ accompany Our Poor & Poorly Funded Athletes to all the international events they participate (Again Using The Money Of The Perennial Common Man!) in various forms such as Officials, Managers, Officials Of The Officials, Managers Of The Managers, Representatives Of Various Sports’ Organisations Of The Golden Country, Guest Of Honour Of The Inter Continental Committee Of Sports & Games (Ward Level!), Sweepers Of The Official Toilets Of Various Panchayath & District Sports Councils and Olympic, Galactic & Inter Galactic Sports & Games Promotion Committees etc! And, they also never forget to make ‘their expert statements’ on the various aspects of the stellar performance in sports & games & dish out ‘their expert advice’ to the ‘Lost Athletes & Sports Persons’, non stop! 

Now, it is time again –as has been happening all these years after ‘Our Golden Independence!’ – for the Perennial Common Man to contribute generously in Thousands Of Crores to Help India & Indians Win Some Gold Medals in the coming Olympics @ Rio! And, it is time again for ‘the Perennial Gold Looters Of Made In India Brand’ to start new, stylish & innovative ways to funnel out the GOLD THE PERENNIAL COMMON MAN IS GOING TO INVEST, without anybody else knowing! LET US, THE COMMON MEN OF THE DEMOCRATIC GOLDEN COUNTRY, KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED & OUTSMART THE GOLD LOOTERS OF MADE IN INDIA BRAND IN ‘THE WILD GOLD CHASE’ THAT WE GATHER SOME GOLD MEDALS IN OUR NEXT INTERNATIONAL OUTING & THE OLYMPICS @ RIO!