Defending An Indian!

It has ALWAYS been difficult to defend anyone in India! As, it’s always been considered the most difficult work to do in India or one could say, it is ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE, in India! To be frank, it seems, NO INDIAN ‘EVER’ DEFENDED ANY ‘OTHER INDIAN’ (OI – Pronounced ‘OOIY’!)!

Some studies conducted in various western universities have found out that the Indians are the worst defenders, as far as other Indians & India are concerned! When, anything problematic happens to India or (THE OTHER!) Indians, the Real Indians (RIs!) sit tight, NEVER taking interest in the happenings! The worst thing is that many of these ‘Idle –Sitting-Indians’ EVEN team up with the others who attack the (THE OTHER!) Indians! That is the UNIQUE QUALITY (UQ!) the Indians ALWAYS nurtured!

The same persons who ‘sit tight’ when they SHOULD HAVE defended the Indian under attack from the foreign forces, ‘ALWAYS’ jump up to their feet when & where an outsider – which means a non Indian - is in trouble; and, that is the greatness of the ‘Indian Non Defenders’ (INDs!) who are almost 1.3 billion in number!

The most prominent ‘IND’ is Indian Media (IM!), which ALWAYS stand for whatever that is NOT Indian! When one reads about anything in the news papers or watches anything in the so called news channels, what we see ALWAYS is this UQ which is all pervading! This UQ has become quite irritating, shameless, arrogant, senseless & stupid that, now a days, people think that everything SHOULD BE DONE ‘ONLY’ this way!

When the Sledge Gate was unfolding, in full swing, Down Under, the Indian Non Defenders (IND!), with the wholesome backing of the IM, sided with the Australians & delved deep into the Australian Psyche to find out the reason by which they could justify the mean, senseless, cultureless madness or bullying of the Kangaroos! They argued that it was because of some ‘Incurable Australian Disease’ (It affects ‘ONLY’ the White men is ‘something’ very awe inspiring!) the Kangaroos behaved like that & to cure it we, the Indians, had to lick the boots of the bullying Aussies! The Australian media subtly defended the Shamelessly Bullying Aussies (SBA!) stating that it was the ‘Mad Bull Disease’ (MBD!) which is FORCING the Aussies to bully the Indians! 

Sachin Tendulkar was hunted like anything & the pitch to make him ‘declare’ his innings in the international cricket scenario was FIRST started in the foreign countries. When Those Outsiders (TOs!) started baying for Sachin’s blood the IND jumped into the field asking for Sachin’s blood with the wholehearted support of the Indian Media!

Those people in the Indian Media (IM!) who have NEVER EVER in their lives touched the stitch ball elaborated on the nuances of cricket, the game & the playing style of the Cricket God! They started to analyse the standard of Sachin in such a way that an OVERWHELMINGLY IRRITATED Sachin ‘declared’ his cricket innings, forever, after fighting bravely these shameless for more than one year!

What HE never understood was the behind the scene actions & the exploitation of the Indian Non Defenders’ (INDs!) attitude by the tricksters in all the fields which had been TOUCHED by the GOD! The very moment the GOD ‘declared’ his innings, the IM & company with the assistance of the International Conspirators (ICs!) started to eulogise the GOD as what they wished to have they had - A Dead God!

The IND ‘NEVER’ left the ‘5’ time Indian World Chess Champion Viswanathan Anand alone as he was separated from EVERYTHING as a loner waiting for death in the Chess Contempt Cell (CCC!)! The attack on him, as usual, came from the International Side (IS!), headed by an arrogant Garry Kasparov, who is called ‘GASPAROV’ in Indian chess circles, for his ‘gas like’ comments on the Indian World Champion!

The Indian Media, as was in the case of Sachin Tendulkar, sided with the west or the International Media Machine (IMM!) & ‘SHOUTED’ requiems to the Indian stating that he was well beyond the sell by date & hence, (should) retire! Those Indians who had NEVER EVEN ONCE sat behind the wooden pieces entered the scene asking for the head of the world champion, stating those utterly idiotic things ‘ONLY’ the infamous INDs can dish out!

BUT, as happened in the case of the Cricket God, Anand didn’t take the bait of the INDs & their International Masters! Despite losing the title to a much hyped up Carlsen, a METALLY ISOLATED –By the IND!- ANAND reemerged as the challenger from the very next candidates tournament & once again matched his wits against Carlsen though he lost the battle for the champion crown, narrowly! He knows, pretty well, that ‘War can be won EVEN AFTER battles are lost!’

When 2 Indian fishermen were ‘brutally’ shot dead by the Mad Italian Marines (MIMs!), ‘in the Indian Waters’, IND went for the support of the killers, gobbling up shamelessly the waste crumbs thrown @ them in the forms of ‘confusing territory claims etc’ by the West Tilted International Media (WTIM!), reiterating that IND ‘ALWAYS’ thought & stood for the NON INDIANS (Specially White Skinned!)!

When IFS officer Devyani Khobragade was arrested & strip searched in the US, throwing all the international laws to wind, IND went into a tailspin to dig out the ‘technical reasons’ behind the barbarian act against an Indian in a so called heaven of democracy, where black men are SHOT DEAD by the white cops whenever they wish to do so! They ALSO went in search of other Crimes Against Humanity (CAH!) she did in the form of buying a flat or 2 in the NON CORRUPT NATION (NCN!) called India & the US citizenship her husband & children had! After all, what does IND stand for other than the implementation of International Laws of the Western Nations??!

IND swung into action, as usual, when Sarita Devi, the boxer who fought valiantly in the just concluded Asian Games @ Incheon, was banned for protesting the CLEARLY UNJUST & PARTIAL DECISION of the jury, which DENIED the rightful win in the semifinal (Which no one who saw the match between her & her opponent from the host nation was in any sort of a doubt!), and, not accepting the medal offered to her!

When the Totally ‘Unjust’ Immediate Ban (TUIB!), in the name of discipline, was announced, IND all across the media SCREAMED the lack of discipline in the Indian boxer, never saying a word on the GROSS INJUSTICE meted out to her on the Asian Stage! Taking courage from the IND the world boxing federation banned her coach, the Cuban, who was the person who single handedly turned around the dilapidated Indian boxing scenario, her husband, the INDIAN dog which was present @ the moment she declined the medal & all the other Indian boxing lovers from the sport!

ONLY an Indian named Sachin Tendulkar spoke for her AS HE knew, pretty well, what happens to Indians when they go outside the Indian territories; he MUST HAVE understood by then what happened to HIM when he batted well in the Indian Batting Line Up! He ALSO must have thought about the incidents happened when he & the Indian team ALMOST quit the Australian Expedition when Bajji was asked to explain the lack of INTERNATIONAL DISCIPLINE in him! Anand kept quiet, as usual, INDICATING the INTERNATIONAL DESCIPLINE he has grown up in!

A lot of Indians who had worked earnestly & hard for Building of a Great Nation called India, like Subhas Chandra Bose, Atomic Baba, Kerala Scientists Dr. Sudarsan of Tachyon fame, Nambi Narayanan of ISRO, who was the ‘HEAD’ behind the indigenous cryogenic concept of India & a HUGE number of others are LEFT UNSUPPORTED & UNBACKED in India, due to the work of the INDIAN CRIMINAL COTERIE (ICC!) named Indian Non Defenders (IND!)!

It is a fact that whenever & wherever the Indians need the backing of the other Indians IND WILL interfere to puddle the minds of the other Indians & let the Outside International People (OIP!) –International people are ‘ALWAYS’ outside of the Indian borders!- fish in the IND Puddled Indian Mental Waters (IPIMW!)! It is in the puddling of the Indian Minds the INDs are MUCH RESPECTED in the International Communities, which are ‘ALWAYS’ white skinned!

Indians have to ‘START’ defending the other Indians, as & when the situation arises, as all the other nations defend their own citizens. Other nations, most of the white coloured ones, defend their citizens EVEN THOUGH the persons they are defending ARE the culprits in the referred cases, come what may! Though no one asks the Indians to go that length, at the least, they SHOULD defend those Indians who Rightfully deserve the backing of all the other Indians when they are HUNTED 24/7 in the unchartered waters of International Laws! 

Pittance To Common Man & Largess To Rich!

It’s always easy & safe to elaborate on the things which will come or are supposed to come/happen in the next decade than elaborating on the things which will happen in the next week or month! Politicians ALWAYS knew this & they ALWAYS used this trick to trick the people of the 1.25 billion country, i.e. India!

In the pre budget hikes & the Budget hikes, the various central governments of all time zones, after independence, have taken THE MAXIMUM they can take, in the name of progress, infrastructure development & other things WHICH ‘ONLY’ HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE, without ever saying WHEN IS THIS FUTURE!

The good percent of the state income has to be given back with priority (NOT POLITICAL PRIORITY!) in mind! Because the revenue that the GOVERNMENT IS ‘SUPPOSED TO’ SPEND ON DEVELOPMENT ‘IS’ the money which it (The Government!) collects from the 1.25billion people of India & the money they borrow or print IN THE NAME OF 1.25 billion in India, without thinking about the political colour of the billion + tax payers in India!

The UPA governments (Both I & II) & all the previous governments of all colours MAGNANIMOUSLY  SUPPOSEDLY spent the politically colourless tax payers money (PCTPM!) on the development of the Indian ‘Centre’/ ‘Union’ Ruling Party/Parties’ States WEARING THE GLASS OF THE RULING PARTY’S POLITICAL COLOUR– THE ONE & ONLY EXCEPTION BEING ‘THE LESS HEARD’ SOUTH INDIAN STATE KERALA, which always got neglected due to the MERE 20 MPs (M20MPs) it sent into the Indian Parliament & the UTTER inefficiency of the so called MERE 20 SENT MPs (M20MPs)!  

THE BIG CLAMOROUS & CANTANKEROUS NEIGHBOUR Tamilnadu got chosen ALWAYS over the INSIGNIFICANT, TINY, MERE 20 MP State Kerala (ITM20MPSK!), in all the allocation matters, till date, as they have almost DOUBLE MPs (DMPs!) than that of the Insignificant Kerala (IK!)! The INSIGNIFICANT, TINY, MERE 20 MP State Kerala never got their MERE 20 MPs’ act together is another wonderful fact, even after 58 years of 2 party rule in the state from 1956!

And, Tamilnadu pretty well know that, in India, its ‘ONLY’ screaming & shouting babies & state governments get allocation milk, hence ‘Effectively Milking The Sentimental, Stupid Governments of Whatever Political Colours @ the centre’, with all the Tamil Techniques in their Technique Bag Of Tamilnadu (TBT!) where stored are Sure Shot Nuclear Weapons (SSNWs!) like Sympathy Raising (Which were employed to emotionally blackmail the emotionally vulnerable prime ministers of India, showing the created or ‘projected’ backwardness of the Tamils!), Threat (Which was extremely effectively used when one of the Dravida Parties was one of the parties in the Central Coalition Ministries), Flattery & Eulogy (The most modern weapon which is used 100% effectively & with 100 % result when there is no Tamil Manipulation which can be done in the central ministry as there is NO necessity of the Tamil/Dravida Manipulation Technology (TDMT!) in the central ministry!) etc!

Even, Oliver Goldsmiths’ brilliant idea of “SHE stoops to conquer!” (SSC-Don’t confuse it with the other well known SSC!) is also effectively applied by the present Tamilnadu government to get the Allocation Milk of the central government! There, in Tamilnadu, under various low quality universities, erected by the money extracted from the hapless students from theINSIGNIFICANT, TINY, MERE 20 MP State Kerala (ITM20MPSK!) there are masters & PHDs offered in the subject public administration where ‘Milking The Insensible & Gullible Central Governments using Tamil/Dravida Manipulation Technology (TDMT!) is the fad!

Undecipherable numbers for the common man to eat has ALWAYS been the trick of the politicians, in all the budgets presented, all these decades since independence! Everyone knows that the numbers can not be eaten for food! In India, it is made sure that the people SHOULD NEVER understand the numbers from their education & those who understand them SHOULD ALWAYS stand by those who PREPARE THESE UNDECIPHERABLE NUMBERS = BUDGET! And, in India, where the undecipherable numbers are supposed to be chewed when one is hungry it is a pleasant surprise that more than 1/3 of the 1.25billion population is in such a wonderfully pathetic situation where EVEN these undecipherable numbers are NOT available to chew when one is hungry i.e. they are below the poverty line!

It is interesting to note that it is these Number Chewers For Food (NCFs) are those who are curtailed & controlled THE MOST in Our Indian Democracy (And, in the Classic Management Manuals it’s explicitly stated that it’s the NCFs who have to be suppressed for ever with an iron hand that the POOR rich live happily & here after!) & definitely, in all our budgets, in the name of one thing or the other and above all the so called Egalitarian Nation Building (ENB!)!

When the central governments present the Numbers To Be Chewed (NCs!) they always bear in mind that the NCFs should shell out EVEN THE LAST SHILLING/PAISA in the name of public equity, in the sublime aim of Nation Building while the same (Shilling/Paisa!) is taken from the rich as a matter of Equal Contribution To The Egalitarian Nation Building (ENB)! When ‘TAKING’ it is the situation vis a vis the Egalitarian Nation Building, in ‘GIVING’ the same ‘EGALITARIAN EQUALITY’ (EE!) is ‘NEVER’ maintained as there it is THE ‘POOR’ RICH who ALWAYS get the lion’s share of the ‘Non Partial’ Central Government Funds & Policies compared to whatever THE ‘POOR’ POOR get, if they get anything, at all! Since Independence this type of ENB has been in existence, what ever colour the ruling party in the centre has!

Another interesting & standard policy of the Undecipherable Number Makers Of India (UNMI!) is that while ‘TAKING’ it is of immediate effect & while ‘GIVING’ it is ALWAYS in the next birth & after that! It is a wonderful policy that robs the REAL INDIAN POOR (RIP!!!) with immediate (And, in some cases, with RETROSPECTIVE EFFECT!!!) effect & give the pittance, if at all, taking eons & more! To do this the plans are ALWAYS very detailed & so circumlocutory that the ordinary wind up trying to move up the ever winding road of illusory development, which NEVER comes in one’s life time!

It is significant that those people who ‘PRETEND’ that they DON’T UNDERSTAND all these things read the last paragraph of the article ‘The Silent Hindu & The Historic Mandate’ which IS as follows:

“And, Modi SHOULD be very careful not be ‘flattered’ into playing into the hands of the multinationals who always wanted to CUT the ‘DESI ROOTS’ of the ‘DESI SAMSKAR’ first, without anyone noticing & let the Tree ROT from the roots, unseen! It would also help to remember that the International Credit Rating Agencies, Multinational Companies, World Forums etc have ALWAYS stood for the West! Forgetting ‘Our Bharat’ in the pandemonium the Western Nations & their ‘CHAMCHAS’ create in the name of ‘Development’, ‘Progress’ etc SHOULD BE avoided IF Modi & BJP Really Wish to be what they are – the True Representatives of the almost 82% of  Bharat’s ‘67 Year Old Silent Hindu Vote(rs)’!”

It is ALWAYS better the ones who present the Numbers To Be Chewed (NCs!) @ the centre understand the significance of a budget which has long been ‘dreamed of’ by the Common Man of Bharath (CMB!), all these decades, since independence & the great opportunity they have been offered by TIME / KAL to serve the needy & crying millions of Bharateeya who ‘ONLY’ wish to LIVE AS HUMAN BEINGS & BHARATEEYA! And, let’s ‘HOPE’ the 1.25 billion Bharath will find Her sons & daughters in the Power Centre @ Indraprastha capable of doing ‘Sath Karma’, ‘Rajya Neethi’, ‘Dharma’ etc, NEVER getting TRAPPED in the vicious circles of Adharma, Asathya, Anyaay etc thwarting the evil designs of Greed, Hoarding, Money Power, Corporate Power & Influence etc which has ALWAYS worked against HER & HER Sons & Daughters, all these decades!     

Gopichand Should Not Run The Academy!

“There IS Something Rotten In BADmintonmark!”

  William YudhistarJIspeare.

For everyone it is clear that Pulela Gopichand SHOULD NOT run the badminton academy he owns in Hyderabad, as it is in Bad taste & it is in hyderaBAD! And, it is very funny to know that the ONLY PERSON who doesn’t seem to understand this is none other than Pulela Gopichand himself!

But, people (Those who all are GOOD all their life & never BAD!) ask quite often why Gopichand doesn’t listen to them & close the academy he built up from scratch & sit idle, doing absolutely NOTHING, as some of the other MERITORIOUS PEOPLE OF YORE have done, waiting for that eluding & hard to please Padmasrees, Padmabushans,  Padmavibushans, Bharat Ratnas etc!

If he sits like that -The Nationalised, Institutionalised & ‘Idle-ised’ Way!- he can have the luxury of commenting on & putting forth EXPERT OPINION on this, that & everything under the Sun, Who will continuously keep suffering the stupid buffoonery of words, as He has been tolerating ‘the same’ for thousands of years! All the experts of the Indian badminton world have been burning the midnight oil thinking 'Why Gopichand Simply Can’t Close Down His Academy & become a bullshit producing factory owner & avail himself the multiple ‘SCHEMES’ (Obviously, all the ‘PUN’ intended!) of the government for the ‘QUIT PLAYERS’ or the ‘FORCED TO QUIT PLAYERS’ who always resign to the fate of OTHERS's Creation?!

The LAw of the country says that he can’t be the owner of his own hyderaBAD BADminton Academy & the National BADminton Coach at the same time –Some experts say there are so many ‘BAD’ words involved! - as something sinister will happen if he continues in the ONLY 2 Most Powerful Positions of The World at the same time - that of the National BADminton Coach & the owner of HIS OWN Academy! Hence, for him, according to the FATE CREATING EXPERTS, the best option IS to down the shutters on HIS OWN CREATION & jump into the ALWAYS UNCERTAIN TERRITORY called National BADminton Coach, from which, after he closes down his dreams, any nitwit in any stupid position in the qualityless badminton organisation or a government power weight or paperweight can kick his ass & make him dreamless, as has been the custom of the present day Indian helmsmen of all sorts!

Saina Nehwal became world number 2 & 3 under Gopichand & a good number of players are emerging from his academy & performing well in the national & international badminton circuits doesn’t sound convincing for these people who know ALL THE INS & OUTS of BADminton! They will NEVER allow any PERFORMING, RESULT ORIENTED PERSON DO ANYTHING to upgrade the present DILAPIDATED SYSTEM & SHOW GREAT RESULTS!

After all, if someone starts to do something ‘NEVER ACHIEVABLE’ for these people, what will be the future of these NON & NEVER PERFORMING EVALUATORS & COMMENTATORS?! In Indian Sports & Games annals it is perfectly written that if someone does something great for the country he SHOULD BE somehow forced down to the lowest of the lowest level possible that all his tormentors can watch the downfall, completely involved! And, the National Puddle Makers very well know that when they RAISE A STORM IN THE TEA POT, with all the sound & fury they can create, they can deviate the attention of the person (whom focus, dedication, attention to the details etc are of the utmost importance - here it is none other than Gopichand himself!) whom they target & bring down the results substantially that they can PROVE AN INSIGNIFICANT POINT OR TWO, in the muddled water they have created, stirring deftly & continuously!

The fact that the position of the National Badminton Coach IS NOT a Life Time Title or Position is well clear even to those who ONLY KNOW the ABCDs of the game! It is a position which can be & IS transferred from one person to another as lightly as the hats are changed! The persons who have become THE BADminton DHARMARAJ YUDHISHTIRs have pointed out that ‘some of the selections’ made into the Indian Camp were biased as some of those players from Gopichand’s Academy have been selected (By stating ‘SO’ what they want to make everyone understood IS that SOME OF ‘THEIR’ PLAYERS have been left out!!)! It is great to know that THESE GREAT FAULT PIN POINTERS skilfully found out the BIASED SELECTION with all their TRUTH FINDING EFFICIENCY & MERITORIOUS ATTENTION!

It is obvious that ONLY THOSE who have the mettle to prove found their way into the Indian National team & the results in the national & international circuits have clearly proved this point, beyond any doubt! If someone has been included in the Indian Team & he/she performed NOT THAT GOOD in some circuits doesn’t mean that he/she has been selected into the Indian Team due to the alleged BIAS from Gopichand’s side! Non performance of some selected players in the international events has never been a TIME MACHINE TOPIC anywhere or in any country in the world, in any discipline! It’s as common as the differences in tea or coffee when it is mixed by different persons, at different places!

Making mountains out of ‘the mole hills available’ has ever been the game played extremely well in every game body in India & BADminton is never an exception! Those people who MINTED money from BADminton wants to utilise the word in the perverted form – they want to permanently MINT ON BAD (Rearrangement of ‘BAD-MINT-ON’) ideas & tricks which will fetch them more of their likings! In this so called democratic country India crucifixion of anyone is as simple as breathing in & out, as here in India & in various Indian Bodies, including those for sports and games, commotion is considered democracy & the loudest noise the final verdict! Hence, the Best Commotion Maker with the loudest voice wins the game hands down! And, here, in this game of BADminton it is one against a million where there is no chance of the ONE winning against the million as ours is supposed to be a democratic system & all our bodies too are the upholders of COMMOTIONOCRACY!!

And, I am of the humble opinion (Despite knowing that Gopichand won the prestigious All England Championship, holding the Indian National Flag high & made a number of badminton players from India ‘SHINE’ in the international arena which includes the World number 3 Saina Nehwal!) that in this COMMOTIONOCRATIC COUNTRY where Everything Is Decided In Commotion, By Commotion & For Commotion, it is well advised Gopichand step down from one of these 2 Greatest Positions in the world & hand over the other one to any of the Commotion Builders of Our Commotional Nation that he (The DHARMARAJ YUDHISHTIRJI who gets the position which Gopichand resigns – anyone sensible can understand that it IS GOING TO BE THAT OF THE NATIONAL COACH!) ‘MINT ON BAD’ precedents & the weaknesses of our Commotionocratic Systems!   

Ignorance Of Law!

“Asathoma Sathgamaya....

  Thamasoma Jyothirgamaya.....

   Mruthyorma Amruthamgamaya.....

   Om Shanti Shanti Shanti....!”

 (Yajur Veda) 

‘Ignorance Of Law Is Not An Excuse’ (This jewel of a Latin sentence is an integral part of our jurisprudence!- Roman Law Once Stated ‘IGNORANTIA LEGIS NON EXCUSAT!’), we, the common people of India, have been told a million times, all these decades of Our Independence!

We, the Indians went to jail, a million times to prove this point, which somebody uttered somewhere in time! ‘Ignorance Is Bliss’ (Knowledge Is Hell etc!) IS BLISSFULLY ACCEPTED ‘PRIVATELY’, BUT IS THOROUGHLY CRITICISED ‘PUBLICLY’! We don’t know who uttered it & under what circumstances; but we never questioned it as we feared that the non possession of that piece of knowledge will be considered ‘Ignorance Of Law' & we be put through the grinding process of law that we seldom breath!

What Every One, despite knowing it wholesomely, pretends of NOT KNOWING is that Ignorance Of Law IS something like Ignorance of Karthik, Ignorance of Jaydeep & Ignorance of Muktha, where ‘IGNORANCE IS ON THE PRECEDENT’, i.e. Law here! And, thinking about ‘the eternal quality or nature’ of the law process & the knowledge that we, the common mortals, won’t last that long, we never question the phrase or show in public ‘our ignorance of IGNORANCE’, as far as that immortal line is concerned & keep suffering! We hire expensive lawyers to ‘Educate the Ignorance of the Judges’, spending our own money & life time!

We never say that Ignorance of the judicial officers of our country IS NOT AN EXCUSE, ever! But, we spent billions of our hard earned money & eons of time to educate the ignorant judges & the so called law enforcement officers, in the forms of the Enlightened & Learned Lawyers (ELLs), who twist & turn the law into such myriads of shapes that the respected ignorant judges understand what the law originally means & what it IS!

We, the common people, have been keeping the judges & law enforcement officers educated in this manner spending our time, money & effort! We never ask IF the law is ignorant what we can do or ‘Law's Ignorance Is Not An Excuse’! It is comically interesting to note that if the law is ignorant we, the common people have to spend their money, time & effort to educate ‘It’; and, if the common man is (Supposedly!) ignorant he has to undergo severe punishment as Ignorance of Law is not an excuse!

Ofcourse, it IS a well known fact that the Common Man of India (CMI!) has that much of time in his/her hands that he/she can keep accumulating the snippets of law one by one and understand it without having any sort of doubt, and emerge out of the Law (-ful!) Ignorance, as everything else - food, clothing, shelter, life etc common things! - are provided & protected as Oxygen by the respective governments, which ruled India after Independence in such a generous & magnanimous way that nobody Indian was never ‘even’ allowed to ask for these, as they are stored in plenty by the All Knowing, All Having, All Doing, All Providing Godly Existences Called Governments, making ‘Eradicating Law Ignorance’ the prime & most important existential duty of every Law Abiding Common Man in Our Independent India! As everything else is provided by the God Like Governments (Including Common Man’s Law!) common man IS asked to ‘DO NOTHING’ BUT LEARNING LAW FROM EVERY ANGLE & MITIGATE THE ‘EVIL IGNORANCE OF LAW’!

The common man of India has ONLY one duty to do that IS ‘Knowing, Learning & Swimming In Law, Non Stop’, without ever falling into the whirlpool of Ignorance Of Law! He has to be Ever Vigil not to let this happen in his common life, as Ignorance Of Law is not an excuse & excuses are NEVER tolerated in this Great Independent (Of ‘Law Ignorance’!) Country! We –the common men of Independent India!- should mix Law in mothers’ milk IN EQUAL QUALITY & QUANTITY that the coming generations of common man IMBIBE LAW WITH BREAST MILK!

We also got to start learning the law & its structure in the countries like U.K, U.S, Uganda, Ethiopia, Norway, Iceland, Antarctica etc as most of our ‘Non Ignorant Laws’ were ‘Indianly’ Copied from these countries as we were (Supposedly!) non independent -which means we didn’t have an Indian legal structure & law all the 6000 & more years old civilisation we boast to have & chaos was the order of the day all these thousands of years! - & completely ignorant before India got independence in 1947! And, we, the Common Men, have to have an eye on every law introduced in the world like the 'Palimony', 'Age of Consential Sex', 'Black Money Hoarding' ‘Elongation Of Cases’ etc, from time to time, in all the countries existing & emerging in the world, as the Existentially Law Ignorant Judges will USE the education they are provided by the All Knowing Lawyers -Who Are NEVER IGNORANT Of Law Of Existence! -to scan what’s happening in the ‘NON’ LAW IGNORANT WORLD & pass the judgements accordingly!   

The common man (And, ofcourse the Ignorant Judges!) SHOULD thank the lawyers as without them the Indian World should have fallen into the dark ages of law ignorance & all the ‘Law Ignorant Indians’ (Which, is, according to the latest surveys & gallop polls etc, all the Indians are!) should have thrown into the darkest vicinities of the lawless Universe! We should write some Great Epics on These All Law (‘Law or Low’ that is the Question!) Knowing Lawyers, who stand as the Ultimate Guardians Of Law, hiring some ghost writers, that the posterity understand the great things done by these great creatures of Our Great Democratic & Lawful India!

In Indian Law Conditions, the master phrase ‘The Better Law Educator Wins Over The Law Ignorant Judge’ has great significance! Or someone has also stated this great sentence in other words ie ‘Greatly Ignorant Judges Can Be Greatly Educated By The Law Knowing Lawyers –making this sentence a great example of ‘Comparative Degree’ in English Language! This also allows the Law Ignorant Judges (LIJs) to have Their Own Time (TOT!), in eons, to learn from the All Knowing Lawyers (AKLs) & other Foreign Country Laws (FCLs) & deliver their flawless decisions & judgements that the commoner can approach the HIGHER IGNORANT SYSTEM OF JUDICIARY (HISJ) for another ‘Eon Long Law Learning Session’ (ELLS) where the Higher Ignorant Judges can take another Eon of Time (ET) to make their Higher Law Ignorance (HLI) extinct & allow themselves to be ‘Law Enlightened’ by the Lawyers Of Universal Knowledge!

And, this Indian Made Perfect Law System makes sure that the ‘YUG OF KALI’(Kali Yug)  will be greatly exhausted much before the time a case is disposed off & by that time the ‘YUG OF SATYA’ (Satya Yug) will emerge where there will be no more eon long disputes & litigation going & every common man, judge & the chaparasi will be well aware of Satya, Dharma etc, the Law of Satya Yuga; and, there won’t be courts, law (or IS IT ‘LOW’?!) educating lawyers, false evidences, law ignorant biased judges, manipulating law enforcement agencies which always move well along with the mighty & powerful & other lawless things and matters!

Let us –The Common Men Of The Pre Satya Yug India! - pray, with our ignorant eyes closed & hands folded.............

“‘O Lord’ into that day, my country, my people, the conscience, the existence wake up & never sleep again, as we know ‘O Lord’, sleep IS THE (SO CALLED INDEPENDENT) PRESENT, IGNORANCE OF LAW, which NEVER CAN BE EXCUSED!”

“And, ‘O Lord’ let us (All The Common Men!) sleep in this ‘Yug Of Kali’, where Ignorance Of Law (Law’s Ignorance) IS All Consuming & open our ‘common eyes’ ONLY in the ‘Yug Of Satya’, where every common man will be the ultimate law personified – Satya Personified!”   

God Saves God's Own Country!

On Her Last Legs, Nature Does It, May Be For The Last Time!

The Monsoon has failed, may be for the first time in decades....! And, that is the picture emerging from the last few weeks of Rains or 'Not' Rains! From June its been predicted by one & all that it will be a normal monsoon & all the things were in order to welcome the much needed Monsoon of India! Everywhere weather forecasts were made about the oncoming Monsoon rains! Everyone was in preparation to welcome the on coming Monsoon Rains, from the south!

But, SOON everyone came to know that the Monsoon failed to arrive as it was thought of or in other words as the people of India have been seeing it come all these decades! The southern state of Kerala, where the Monsoons set its foot for the first time in India, has been waiting for the Monsoon rains by the last week of May. The state which becomes lush green in the months of Monsoon this time waited in vain...the Kerala Monsoon Tourism Sector which attracts thousands of people from all over the world stood dumfounded this time around, as the Monsoons didn’t arrive in Kerala as it has been doing all these long decades.

No one in the state even heard of the Monsoon playing truant like it did this monsoon season; no one ever, even in the wildest of the nightmares has seen this happening! The Indian Monsoon took clue from the Kerala Monsoon & reduced itself to mere trickles, where ever it went, traveling its decades' old familiar travel maps! It rained somewhere as if the Monsoons this year have some strong reservations on raining itself! It was stingier than the stingiest of the persons in the world, as far as raining is concerned!

Water level, all over India, especially in the southern states, which all solely depend on the monsoon rains for water, went well below normal for the very first time in the centuries old Monsoon season! All the dams, which are considered the main stay of the Indian electric power supply & irrigation (Most of them in the southern states depend solely on the Monsoons to fill their tummies!), stand almost completely drained! The so called power cuts are back in the system, for the first time ever, in the Monsoon season, due to the severe shortage of water in the dams! Even lakes have gone bone dry & the capital city of Tamilnadu, Chennai, the erstwhile Madras, is facing the severest water shortage in eons!

Not a single southern state is spared in this drastic change in the course of Monsoon rains! The experts & at the same time the commoners, in a unified voice, voice their concern & at the same time hide their concern by blaming all this on El Ninos, Global Warming & other undecipherable technical things! The analyses & the recast weather forecasts have been pouring down the media all these weeks. Even special 'poojas' were performed to propitiate the rain gods; whatever that is there to do to make the Monsoon rains come down were done, non stop, all these days; still, there is no trace of the Monsoon rains! The sowing of the Kharif Crops have not been done due to the lack of  Monsoon rains & hence the food situation for the morrows is certainly  going to be very grim as 70% & above of Indian Food production depends SOLELY on the monsoon rains!

But despite all the efforts, predictions, analyses & all, the still eluding thing is the very thing everyone has been  waiting for & doing all that they can do, including propitiating the rain gods etc, the Monsoon Rains! But, here, what the Indians, particularly those in the southern states don't understand is the most important role the mother of all rains, Mother Nature, plays here, impeccably! Nature, which never had politics, religion, cast, creed or colour is playing HER hand in a highly dexterous way that the haughty human being fails to understand her implications, which are there, for all to see, understand & assimilate!

What SHE does here is PROTECTING HER CHILDREN from certain & at the same time deadly disaster which will wipe out at the least 35-40 lakhs of people & deal a blow that will leave generations incapacitated! Though SHE knows that there will be severe problems if Monsoon fails SHE considers the lives of millions of people a better stake which SHE would not compromise on, ever! SHE knows that copious Monsoon Rains means copious water flow into the dams & refilling the ground water sources which all have been treacherously exploited by the extremely greedy human beings! SHE also knows that good monsoon rains mean good crops & better living conditions for the poor in the months after the rains! Despite knowing all these things SHE also know that good crops, good ground water levels, good & copious water flow into the dams from where irrigation is mostly done & the electricity is produced will not be any sort of a compensation for the deadly disaster which will befall millions of people if SHE RAINS HER MONSOON RAINS!

What SHE has done by stopping the Monsoons on their tracks is Protecting the evilishly passive & self centred Keralites who will, without having any chance, lose their precious lives in millions & generations of incomparable human suffering, which will be much more than the generations of sufferings of the Hiroshima & Nagasaki atomic bombings when SHE lets the Monsoons Rain & fill the Mullapperiyar Dam with their voluminous waters & the dam breaks at a certain point of time, which can be any moment after the usual Monsoon rains!

The Politics of Hatred, the Politics of Stupidity, the Politics of Arrogance, the Politics of Insensibility, the Politics of High Handedness, the Politics of Votes & Numbers, the Politics of Inhumanity, the Politics of Majority, the Politics of Minority  & all could not do anything at all when the Mullapperiyar Dam breaks open after the usual Monsoon rains & the water in it travels, all the way down, to the Arabian Sea, with the vengeance of a million tsunamis, taking everything with it on the final journey of millions of dead bodies of Humans, Animals, Trees & all!

It is so great that despite all the ground work expertly & covertly being done for this Holocaust to happen, by all the evil & villainous people who always fish in the puddled waters, the tragedy of epic proportions these scheming & villainous perpetrators waited to happen with baited breath & millions of wreaths to be placed on the numberless dead bodies in their name, failed to happen as Mother Nature (or should we say GOD?!) let the Monsoon fail for the first time in centuries & saved the people of Her (GOD's!) Own Country!

Despite all these things done by HER, ‘the extremely thankless & stupidly inactive people of Kerala’ keep doing all the sub human activities, oblivious of the fact that SHE won’t be protecting all those who treacherously keep destroying HER (Mother Nature) in the name of progress & all the other toxic man made programmes from where only wholesome destruction, annihilation & death will emerge!

 Special Note: Now as the Monsoon failed & the water flow into the Mullapperiyar Dam is at its lowest quantity, the all aggressive & insensibly selfish Tamil Political Exploiters would not be in a position to exert STUPID POLITICAL PRESSURE to elevate the water level in the Mullapperiyar Dam to THEIR EXPECTED LEVELS!

Now the question that pops up in one’s mind is whether the fanatically selfish & insensible politicians of Tamilnadu be able to threaten Mother Nature physically as they did in the case of Keralites, shatter Mother Nature into smithereens as they did with the Kerala shops & vehicles in Chennai & other parts of Tamilnadu, arm twist the Monsoon Rains as they did with the spineless politicians of Kerala, shamelessly bribe the Monsoon rains as they did with the treacherous officials of Kerala, block the Monsoon clouds indefinitely on the Tamilnadu border areas as they did with the transport system between Kerala & Tamilnadu, file a suit in the Supreme Court against Mother Nature & Monsoon Rains as they did against the Kerala People or not?! 

ISI - MARK OF INDIA OR PAKISTAN?!

From Kashmir issue to Kargil War to Parliament attack to Mumbai 29/11 everything is attributed to ISI, the Inter Services Intelligence of Pakistan! One seriously doubts what their counter parts in India are doing! Slowly the Indians start to develop a fear or can we say an admiration towards ISI as they get away with whatever they do & keep repeating things which always hurt India & Indians where it hurts most!

When the ‘Bribe Taking Inspector of Police’ (B-TIP, as he is ‘fondly’ called!) caught the rider of the bike on not wearing a helmet & tried to ‘charge him something underhand’ he didn’t budge even a single iota & started to sing 'Vande Matharam' & all at the top f his voice that all the other residents of that locality dashed to the CRIME SITE! There they saw a bike rider without a helmet caught by the Bribe Taking Inspector Of Police (B-TIP) & singing, at the top of his voice, Great Patriotic Songs of Yore! The Bribe Taker painstakingly tried to stop his chanting; but as he thought whether he would be suspended for 'The Crime Against The State' (As the so called offender was singing great patriotic songs non stop!) he didn’t become his usual self who always kicked the so called (‘Alleged’ in the media terms!) offenders under the belly & where it hurts most, without ever causing any mark of an injury, first & talked later!

As there came a soothing slow down in the law offender biker’s top pitch patriotic singing, people  who gathered in large numbers started to ask the alleged offender biker what the problem was. He with his Patriotic Arrogance & Pride told them that the bribe taker (B-TIP) asked him to be an Anti India & Anti Patriotic! And, he continued saying that the bribe taker has asked him to wear a helmet while riding a bike & that too WITH THE MARK OF THE PAKISTANI INTELLIGENCE SEVICE - ISI - on it, which he could not tolerate & he will never! And, he elaborated, to all those around him who lapped up whatever he said the very instant he spat it out, that it is because he is a Patriotic Indian he is harassed by this ISI Agent who always promotes ISI & Their nefarious designs!

The helpless & patriotically cornered police inspector or the so called B-TIP, out of his pathetic state he was in, asked, as a compromise, the Patriotic Offender to start wearing a helmet without the ISI mark, which was against the Indian Traffic Rules & Regulations, which he was reminded of by his Bribe Taking Subordinate (BTS!)! But, not listening to him, the B-TIP pointed out that more than 80% of the helmets in the country are NOT ISI Marked; and, hence, the biker could have gone for a helmet which never had the PAKISTANI DESIGN on it to protect his head & by that his precious life, in case he meets with an accident & never have his great patriotic sentiments bruised!

The B-TIP even made it clear that India is a country where only the rider will DIE due to NOT WEARING a helmet if met with an accident & the pillion rider will escape unhurt & keep living though he or she fails to wear a helmet & meets with a deadly accident, as LEGALLY death can catch ONLY the rider -and never a pillion rider!- as according to the traffic rule book! The B-TIP reminded the ‘Alleged’ Offender & all those who gathered there –who bayed for the unpatriotic blood of the B-TIP!- that in India it is only those without an ISI Marked Helmet can & are permitted to die, if met with a deadly accident, while the pillion rider, despite not having a helmet to cover his or her head, will keep living as death cannot take him or her under the all prevailing & forceful Indian Traffic Rules! 

The All Knowing Common Man's question is if the ISI Mark on the helmet can save a life & the rule book says ‘ONLY ISI Marked Helmets’ can be worn why all these fuss about ISI?! He seriously doubts that the media, government & all are trying to sabotage the good image of ISI to have some secret political mileage as how can a life saver (ISI) be life destructive?! And, he asks if ISI Mark is OK with helmets then why the ‘ISI Marked’ (Made, Circulated & Marketed By ISI!) Indian Fake Currency Notes can’t be accepted nationwide & the agents who make the ISI Mark in the matter of Fake Indian Currency in India given Bharat Rathnas?!

The All Knowing Common Man also urges that all the people in India who OWE COMPLETE & UNWAVERING ALLEGIANCE to Pakistani ISI (The Fact That They Are In Crores doesn’t seem to bother him!) should be considered ‘MORE INDIAN’ than the others & WHATEVER DEMANDS THEY MAKE 24/7 SHOULD BE MET, UNGRUDGINGLY! He also adds that the Kandahar Plane Hijacking & all should be seen in a very positive light & the terrorists freed then should be considered Great Servicemen as they had been working 24/7 for ISI, which stands for great quality of Life, always!

FOOT NOTE:-

It is scientifically proven beyond any doubt that it is the ‘ISI Mark’ that saves thousands of lives in India & not, as has been popularly believed all these decades, the quality of the helmet worn! Hence, to save the life of a biker, in the case of an accident happening, the ONLY DIFFERENTIATING ASPECT which segregates Life from Death is an ‘ISI Mark’ and nothing more! Hence, it can be positively deemed that just sticking an ISI Mark on the fore head or any part of one’s head, however tiny it may look, will be the Ultimate Protection one needs while riding a bike; and the trouble making helmets can be phased out in time!

 

And, all those people who make Non ISI Standard Helmets & sell them all in the open market to the easily gullible so called common men of India as ISI Standard Helmets, just by sticking an ISI Sticker on to them,  should be appreciated & honoured, as they are doing a great work in the times of Government Propelled Inflation of double digits, as they make the helmets reachable to the commonest of the common men & cost effective and save millions of lives from the unpredictable & deadly accidents, thanks to the ISI Stickers they pasted on them! But, despite all these raging discussions, explanations, elaborations, briefing & all, for the common men of India one very serious doubt remains : whether ‘ISI’ is Indian or Pakistani ?!

The Education!

When he went to the computer institution for the first time with his parents to enquire about the courses offered there & their scope, the person who was sitting in the chair of the manager cum councillor cum marketing executive cum trainer cum psychologist cum man of wisdom cum etc uttered in a voice of disbelief & wonder that HE COULD BE THE NEXT THING IN COMPUTER ANIMATION & he saw Raja Ravi Varma + Picasso + Leonardo Da Vinci + The Topmost Hollywood Animator at the same time in HIM that HIS educated & well planning parents took 70000/- rupees out of their hard earned deposit & made HIM join one of the greatest of the animation courses offered by the greatest of the computer institutions Never Heard By Anyone In The World!

After a couple of years of ‘animatorly’ excellent & intense training (Which He & His family continuously spoke about in large volumes through out the duration of His Excellent Animator course!) from the Never Heard Of Famous Institution, now he is working inside Hollywood, the name he has given to his small room inside his house which earlier had a name ‘Innocence’! There he is trying to live the lives of Raja Ravi Varma, Picasso, Da Vinci & Other Greats of Hollywood Animators, at the same time,  without ever knowing that the crafty manager cum councillor cum marketing executive cum trainer cum psychologist cum man of wisdom cum what not in the World Famous Unknown Institution, where he learned to be a Raja Ravi Varma + Picasso + Leonardo Da Vinci + The Topmost Hollywood Animator etc, at the same time, spending 70000/- and a couple of precious years of his life, would be continuously finding out, non stop, new Raja Ravi Varmas, Picassos, Da Vincis, Michael Angelos & others, all these years after he finished his 'World Class Animator Course!

The education industry is flourishing in India as never before & their listed shares are sky rocketing in the bourses in the gambling investors' extremely greedy hope & expectation that one day everyone will be joining THESE QUALITY INSTITUTIONS & the benefits will be inexpressible as the parents of the younger generations to come are seemingly preparing themselves to give their children the best education & training possible, throwing away even lakhs and crores! They are rushing to all the quality institutions around them carrying their children & bank pass books & ATM cards that they never miss an opportunity, which will come only once in a blue moon, to get the best for their children who always deserve the best!

They start with carrying their 3 or 4 year olds & running to the so called Tiny Tots, Kids Wonder, Wonder What, Tiny House, Tiny Rainbow, Who Is Tiny, Tiny Stable, Rainbow Children, Rainbow Wonder, Kids' Heaven, Magical Kids, Tiny Squeezer, Tiny Idiot, Tiny Wonderful Stupid, Tiny Dare Devils, Tiny Hell Raisers, Tiny Kids Of Screaming Parents, Kids Who Wonder What etc & make their precious ones join any of these Heavenly Kid Care Institutions in the market - It is a greedy market, where any sort of trick is applied to extract the last paisa & cheat the easily gullible parent customer!- paying 40000/-, 50000/-, 70000/-, 100000/- for a 2-3 hour Heavenly Training & Care, 5 Days A Week for the next 8 or 9 months! And, it is a wonderful & quality thing that most of the trainers in these Heavenly Care & Training Institutions are those who never had any sort of training in anything worthwhile & never knew what quality, human developmental stages, child care etc are!

It is the nature of the present day generation that those who have money will only come back after admitting THEIR LITTLE DEAR ONES in one of these so called modern & money grabbing institutions, once they set out to make the admissions of their young ones! It has become a matter of prestige for the parents of some means to THROW THEIR LITTLE ONES into the care of those who learn the tricks of tricking people by squeezing even the last ounce from the parents of the little wonders!

It is the Herd Effect that has taken complete control over the Tiny Tot Business! If one goes to a Tiny Place & get the little one admitted for 100000/- then the Herd Effect begins! All of a sudden, from no where, the piece of information comes and spreads & all the others will make a beeline to that particular Tiny Place with their young ones in their carry bags & start joining their young wonders in that same Tiny Place! Nobody ever knows or rather cares that the first one –The Parents!- who went there  -Tiny Place!- never had a former education and they also never knew what any sort of training was! They also never knew or will ever know that the first one was the close relative of the persons who started the Tiny Place to fleece the Parent Customers & the first one never paid anything to get the admission for their young one! Its all in the game baby, is the attitude of the persons who run these sorts of institutions – From Tiny Places to the Animation Centres!

It is a wonderful practice among the people of India to do whatever to get their sons & daughters into any lavishly advertised Non Quality institutions! Quality is never a criterion in making their children join any place for any sort of training or coaching. The training or education institution selection process, most of the times, is based on Herd Effect, Lack of Knowledge on the Institution and its quality standards of teaching & training, lack of knowledge as far as discipline in the institution –which is one of the most important things a training or educational institution should have as one should have Quality- is concerned, opinion of the little knowing son or daughter, advice of a person who doesn’t know anything about the institution & the educational standards implemented there, the intuition of the worst kind, prejudices etc!

What people look for in the present is whether the son or daughter is O.K with the institution at the time of admission & whether they stay in the same impression till they finish the course there & move on! No one is concerned about the Quality things one’ son or daughter gets from the institution where one is going to admit one’s son or daughter; no body bothers about Quality these days, it is stated! If Quality has been the sole criterion of the institution selection process, then 99% of the educational & training institutions in India, including many of the so called famous institutions in the private sector, and of course, the government sector as well would certainly have downed the shutters for ever, eons ago & gone to other easily beneficial fields of trickery where Quality is not required!

 

It is interesting to note that most of the training & educational institutions, the so called trainers & teachers, the parents, the people who go for training & education to these training & educational institutions, the educational bodies, the education planners, the governments which CLAIM TO BE the regulators, modifiers & visualisers of the future generations etc never knew what they want to get & should get from an education institution or Education Itself, how to get it, should one get it at all after the so called master training OFFERED by the ALL KNOWING INSTITUTIONS etc! All over India, crores of people go to the training & education institutions in the hope that they will have SOMETHING –Remember this ‘SOMETHING’ is never defined in Quality terms!- and it will be of SOME USE – This ‘SOME’ too is never Qualitatively defined!-  to their future.

It is always acceptable that the people keep on hoping ‘Great Things’ from the training imparted in the training institutions, all over India, as ‘Great Things’ change from person to person & view point to view point! Hence, as these ‘Great Things Of Expectation’ changes as the polar changes in the Sun, no one will be in a position to blame any of the educational or training institutions in India & anybody else in the world on ‘THE NOTHING THEY GET’ spending thousands & lakhs of hard earned money; and, ofcourse, that is fine with the education & training institutions! And, with Quality, Discipline, Knowledge etc seen nowhere, we can see lakhs & lakhs of Indians spending lakhs & lakhs or Indian Rupee to GET NOTHING but IMAGINARY GREAT THINGS from the education or training they are Supposedly Getting from the institution/s they enter with Great Expectations! When one ponders properly, one can /will definitely come into the right conclusion that the people who are Supposedly Getting Educated & Trained in the myriads of institutions in India get what they really deserve & ask for - NOTHING!