Desertification Of India!

When I thought “How The Desertification Of Bharat/India IS Done Without Any Road Block Being Cast On The Way & With Wholesome Perfection?!” I never, even in my wildest dreams, conjured up that the answer would be this much simple! The very next moment I put this question to myself, PAT came the answer: “DEVELOPMENT!”!

Immediately I REALISED, as did Buddha, that just by implementing the word ‘Development’ anyone can do the desertification of Bharat, The Land Of Wisdom! After implementing the WORD (Desertification!) one can avail millions of ways the Word provides to obtain the establishment of the WORD’s existence! The Word provides, all those who wish to do the desertification process, everything FREE OF COST, that the WORD come to existence!

‘Civilisation Cleansers’!

When I started to figure out the Wonderful Ways with which Wholesome Desertification can be brought to Bharat the methods started to arrange themselves in front of me, in their hundreds!

They started with the humble & simple Grass Pluckers who do the plucking & burning of the ground grass, all over Bharat/India, under one programme or the other! What these Wonderful Grass ‘Terminators’ ‘Wonderfully’ do is exposing the land to ‘DIRECT’ WIND, SUN etc that the water table EASILY go down & down that desertification becomes very easy!

Another ‘easy’ method these ‘Civilisation Cleansers’ use to ‘clean’ is burning the fallen leaves, twigs & whatever they find on the surface of the Earth! As if the existing high temperatures are not enough these cleansers BURN whatever they find & RAISE the temperatures around them to have a fine feel of an oncoming desert!

And, these ‘Cleansers’ cut trees, forests (Including the Invaluable & Humanly Impossible to create Rain Forests!) etc at their will & with the help of various governments & human welfare organisations & clubs and programmes where the respective & respectful governments will ‘WRITE OFF’ the HUGE amounts incurred in the felling of trees & forests in the process of Human Dwelling Creation & Cultivable Land Creation where the URGENT HUMAN REQUIREMENTS like Poppy, Ganja  etc will be planted & grown in LARGE SCALE that the more than 30 crore of Indians who are BELOW poverty line get their food & climb over the poverty line!

It is ‘TAUGHT’ all across ‘Clean India’ that if (A) a tree ‘deviously & deliberately’ throws its leaves into one’s land which one owns & makes it full of yellow, rotten & decaying leaves or  (B) blocks the VIEW of one’s 3 crore rupee ‘simple home’ or  (C) the shopping complex which all are created by ‘Environment Friendly’ cement & glass the Environment Deadly Tree SHOULD BE CUT! It is very sad that This Great Teaching could not be turned into a Law of the ‘Clean’ Land India as the ruling party & the opposition could not find a common ground between them; and, we saw the ruling party’s ardent wish to implement it through an ordinance failing due to the poll code introduced!

And, another Interesting Indigenous Find Of India & Indians (Which I heard is infront of the Patenting Body in the US, waiting.....!) is that any time, whenever they wish, they can Raise A ‘Purely Accidental’ Fire in the forests which will swallow up tens of hundreds of acres of forest land with its flora & fauna! What these people say is that they are CLEANING UP their respective areas.......And, ofcourse, what they seldom know is that they will continue CLEANING till they don’t have to clean at all i.e. no one ‘cleans’ the deserts where no one lives!

There are ‘Great People’ in India who Really ‘Love’ Trees & Are Great Desert Growers, at the same time! They ‘Lovingly’ & with FULL dedication grow Rubber, Acacia, Sugar Cane, Eucalyptus etc that the water available in the localities these ‘Tree Lovers’ grow these ‘Tree Like Things’ vanishes in no time! These ‘Tree Pretenders’ are ‘LOVINGLY’ called cash crops & they ‘LOOK LIKE’ trees! The great people of ‘Clean India’ grow these ‘Tree Look-Alikes’ in GREED to make money which ‘These Days Is Considered The Measurement Of Happiness & Modern Shanti’! And, these ‘Tree Lovers’ know the technology by which they can alter the money they earned ‘Growing The Tree Like Things’ into drinking water! I think that that patent also is pending....! As Modern Shanti is assured in this process the governments too is well participating in the ‘Tree Like Things Growing Ceremonies & Programmes’, without any break or lethargy! 

As all proactive & environment friendly governments will do, the various state & central governments of India are promoting & doing their mite in the ‘Desertification Of India’ in all the possible ways they can! They use & make others use tar & cement, if possible, ON EVERY INCH OF INDIAN LAND that NOT EVEN A SHOOT OF GRASS EVER COME OUT FROM THE GROUND TO POLLUTE THE ENVIRONMENT, in the name of the all ‘consuming’ development!

And, while making roads, structures etc using concrete & tar they also ‘CLEANSE’ the created roads & areas off the trees & plants! In this ‘Government Sponsored Tree Holocaust’, in the name of the Modern Shanti or Modern Development, which excels Hitler in more ways than one, hundreds of thousands of trees & plants are obliterated from the Land of Wisdom, Bharat, forever! And, it’s sad to UNDERSTAND that, in the Near Future, there won’t be Bodhi Trees in the Land of Wisdom to Give Bharat Another Buddha!

As if all these things are NOT enough for the Wholesome Desertification of India ‘Water Devouring’ industries are ‘grown’ placating hundreds of thousands of trees, in the name of Modern Development! All the rivers in India are polluted BEYOND REPAIR! The largest river basin – The Basin Of Ganga – is the centre of deadly pollution & the ‘Save Ganga Programme’ reached nowhere! All the polluting industries in India are located near to water sources/bodies – flowing & other – that they can dump the effluence into the ‘Life Blood Of Life On The Earth – Water’, in the So Called Modern India!

‘The TRUTH’ that it is the thousands of kilometres of forests & trees destroyed & poached in the last 10-12 years which caused the wholesome flooding & destruction in Uttarakhand has reached NOONE in India as its been swept under carpet with the powerful hand of money, politics & muscle power! It SEEMS that the RUDRA has to appear AGAIN to destroy the nefarious designs of the Modern Day Developers, who always are hand in glow with the politicians who RULE THE LAW & LAND in India, in the name of Pseudo Democracy, as HE did in Uttarakhand where HE seems to have destroyed everything which was created destroying the Nature – like the multitude of construction done in the environmentally extra sensitive riverbed, mountain ranges etc!

The common man/woman ALSO arduously tries to fast up & finish the ‘Desertification Of India’, as soon as possible, as he/she gulps colas –WITHOUT KNOWING that to produce a bottle of cola or aerated drink between 40 & 50 litters of potable water is POLLUTED - non stop! He/She uses jeans (Which consumes Hundreds of litres of FRESH WATER to produce a single pair of it), soaps & detergents (So heavily that it consumes billions of litres of FRESH WATER, which SHOULD HAVE BEEN USED ‘ONLY’ for drinking?!) so much that Whatever That Is ‘ONLY’ For Drinking Is Polluted Beyond Recovery! The Common Man who owns a vehicle in India splashes hundreds of litres of ‘Rare & Invaluable Drinking Water’ to lavishly wash his/her car & AGAIN venture into the ‘Forming’ Desert Dust of the so called Modern India!

As most of the canals of India are ‘CONCRETED’ –The Canal System started by the ‘CLEAN’ British ‘NEVER’ looked into the GRIM FACT how this system disastrously affected Indian System which was in place centuries before the British became civilised!? – the water flow into the ground is almost near to nothing & the replenishment of the water tables of Modern India is left unattended for decades now!? Flush tanks –Another ‘Water Wasting Instrument’ from the West! – all over India, flush out millions of litre of ‘Potable Water’ just to flush away urine in the closets & the flushed water NEVER reaches back to the ground  as the water goes evaporating from the concreted canals!  

And, the Ground Water Depletion is accentuated by the SENSELESS drilling of hundreds of thousands of ‘BOREWELLS’ into the fast depleting ground water tables & the HUGELY EXCESSIVE use of the ground water found, all across the country, with the TACIT APPROVAL of politicians, governments & the authorities who are there in the name of protecting water & water resources – The Very Base Of  Human Existence! – of a ‘Soon To Become Parching India’!

As in all the cases, including that of the Birth Rate, we are giving a very TOUGH fight to our BIG & RED neighbour China, we SHOULD NOT hold ourselves back in the desertification process as China is FAR AHEAD in this matter as it’s deserts are expanding hundreds of kilometres every year, gobbling up good cultivable land in their forward ‘Red’ March!

It’s interesting to note that there are various government schemes (I don’t know, whether the ‘heinous’ meaning of the word is meant here or not, like as in ‘SCHEMING’ Villain etc?!) & programmes to excel in desertifications, which are funded by, as usual, the common man’s money, TAXES! As, if the common man is left out in the ‘cold’ as far as Desertification of Bharat is concerned it would be a Black Mark on the democratic set up of ‘Our Great Soon To Be Desert Nation’! After all, what are these ‘Developmental Programmes In Modern India’ BUT the Unique & Indegenously built Desertification Programmes of the Highest Order!

NB : Development = Desertification!