Pittance To Common Man & Largess To Rich!

It’s always easy & safe to elaborate on the things which will come or are supposed to come/happen in the next decade than elaborating on the things which will happen in the next week or month! Politicians ALWAYS knew this & they ALWAYS used this trick to trick the people of the 1.25 billion country, i.e. India!

In the pre budget hikes & the Budget hikes, the various central governments of all time zones, after independence, have taken THE MAXIMUM they can take, in the name of progress, infrastructure development & other things WHICH ‘ONLY’ HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE, without ever saying WHEN IS THIS FUTURE!

The good percent of the state income has to be given back with priority (NOT POLITICAL PRIORITY!) in mind! Because the revenue that the GOVERNMENT IS ‘SUPPOSED TO’ SPEND ON DEVELOPMENT ‘IS’ the money which it (The Government!) collects from the 1.25billion people of India & the money they borrow or print IN THE NAME OF 1.25 billion in India, without thinking about the political colour of the billion + tax payers in India!

The UPA governments (Both I & II) & all the previous governments of all colours MAGNANIMOUSLY  SUPPOSEDLY spent the politically colourless tax payers money (PCTPM!) on the development of the Indian ‘Centre’/ ‘Union’ Ruling Party/Parties’ States WEARING THE GLASS OF THE RULING PARTY’S POLITICAL COLOUR– THE ONE & ONLY EXCEPTION BEING ‘THE LESS HEARD’ SOUTH INDIAN STATE KERALA, which always got neglected due to the MERE 20 MPs (M20MPs) it sent into the Indian Parliament & the UTTER inefficiency of the so called MERE 20 SENT MPs (M20MPs)!  

THE BIG CLAMOROUS & CANTANKEROUS NEIGHBOUR Tamilnadu got chosen ALWAYS over the INSIGNIFICANT, TINY, MERE 20 MP State Kerala (ITM20MPSK!), in all the allocation matters, till date, as they have almost DOUBLE MPs (DMPs!) than that of the Insignificant Kerala (IK!)! The INSIGNIFICANT, TINY, MERE 20 MP State Kerala never got their MERE 20 MPs’ act together is another wonderful fact, even after 58 years of 2 party rule in the state from 1956!

And, Tamilnadu pretty well know that, in India, its ‘ONLY’ screaming & shouting babies & state governments get allocation milk, hence ‘Effectively Milking The Sentimental, Stupid Governments of Whatever Political Colours @ the centre’, with all the Tamil Techniques in their Technique Bag Of Tamilnadu (TBT!) where stored are Sure Shot Nuclear Weapons (SSNWs!) like Sympathy Raising (Which were employed to emotionally blackmail the emotionally vulnerable prime ministers of India, showing the created or ‘projected’ backwardness of the Tamils!), Threat (Which was extremely effectively used when one of the Dravida Parties was one of the parties in the Central Coalition Ministries), Flattery & Eulogy (The most modern weapon which is used 100% effectively & with 100 % result when there is no Tamil Manipulation which can be done in the central ministry as there is NO necessity of the Tamil/Dravida Manipulation Technology (TDMT!) in the central ministry!) etc!

Even, Oliver Goldsmiths’ brilliant idea of “SHE stoops to conquer!” (SSC-Don’t confuse it with the other well known SSC!) is also effectively applied by the present Tamilnadu government to get the Allocation Milk of the central government! There, in Tamilnadu, under various low quality universities, erected by the money extracted from the hapless students from theINSIGNIFICANT, TINY, MERE 20 MP State Kerala (ITM20MPSK!) there are masters & PHDs offered in the subject public administration where ‘Milking The Insensible & Gullible Central Governments using Tamil/Dravida Manipulation Technology (TDMT!) is the fad!

Undecipherable numbers for the common man to eat has ALWAYS been the trick of the politicians, in all the budgets presented, all these decades since independence! Everyone knows that the numbers can not be eaten for food! In India, it is made sure that the people SHOULD NEVER understand the numbers from their education & those who understand them SHOULD ALWAYS stand by those who PREPARE THESE UNDECIPHERABLE NUMBERS = BUDGET! And, in India, where the undecipherable numbers are supposed to be chewed when one is hungry it is a pleasant surprise that more than 1/3 of the 1.25billion population is in such a wonderfully pathetic situation where EVEN these undecipherable numbers are NOT available to chew when one is hungry i.e. they are below the poverty line!

It is interesting to note that it is these Number Chewers For Food (NCFs) are those who are curtailed & controlled THE MOST in Our Indian Democracy (And, in the Classic Management Manuals it’s explicitly stated that it’s the NCFs who have to be suppressed for ever with an iron hand that the POOR rich live happily & here after!) & definitely, in all our budgets, in the name of one thing or the other and above all the so called Egalitarian Nation Building (ENB!)!

When the central governments present the Numbers To Be Chewed (NCs!) they always bear in mind that the NCFs should shell out EVEN THE LAST SHILLING/PAISA in the name of public equity, in the sublime aim of Nation Building while the same (Shilling/Paisa!) is taken from the rich as a matter of Equal Contribution To The Egalitarian Nation Building (ENB)! When ‘TAKING’ it is the situation vis a vis the Egalitarian Nation Building, in ‘GIVING’ the same ‘EGALITARIAN EQUALITY’ (EE!) is ‘NEVER’ maintained as there it is THE ‘POOR’ RICH who ALWAYS get the lion’s share of the ‘Non Partial’ Central Government Funds & Policies compared to whatever THE ‘POOR’ POOR get, if they get anything, at all! Since Independence this type of ENB has been in existence, what ever colour the ruling party in the centre has!

Another interesting & standard policy of the Undecipherable Number Makers Of India (UNMI!) is that while ‘TAKING’ it is of immediate effect & while ‘GIVING’ it is ALWAYS in the next birth & after that! It is a wonderful policy that robs the REAL INDIAN POOR (RIP!!!) with immediate (And, in some cases, with RETROSPECTIVE EFFECT!!!) effect & give the pittance, if at all, taking eons & more! To do this the plans are ALWAYS very detailed & so circumlocutory that the ordinary wind up trying to move up the ever winding road of illusory development, which NEVER comes in one’s life time!

It is significant that those people who ‘PRETEND’ that they DON’T UNDERSTAND all these things read the last paragraph of the article ‘The Silent Hindu & The Historic Mandate’ which IS as follows:

“And, Modi SHOULD be very careful not be ‘flattered’ into playing into the hands of the multinationals who always wanted to CUT the ‘DESI ROOTS’ of the ‘DESI SAMSKAR’ first, without anyone noticing & let the Tree ROT from the roots, unseen! It would also help to remember that the International Credit Rating Agencies, Multinational Companies, World Forums etc have ALWAYS stood for the West! Forgetting ‘Our Bharat’ in the pandemonium the Western Nations & their ‘CHAMCHAS’ create in the name of ‘Development’, ‘Progress’ etc SHOULD BE avoided IF Modi & BJP Really Wish to be what they are – the True Representatives of the almost 82% of  Bharat’s ‘67 Year Old Silent Hindu Vote(rs)’!”

It is ALWAYS better the ones who present the Numbers To Be Chewed (NCs!) @ the centre understand the significance of a budget which has long been ‘dreamed of’ by the Common Man of Bharath (CMB!), all these decades, since independence & the great opportunity they have been offered by TIME / KAL to serve the needy & crying millions of Bharateeya who ‘ONLY’ wish to LIVE AS HUMAN BEINGS & BHARATEEYA! And, let’s ‘HOPE’ the 1.25 billion Bharath will find Her sons & daughters in the Power Centre @ Indraprastha capable of doing ‘Sath Karma’, ‘Rajya Neethi’, ‘Dharma’ etc, NEVER getting TRAPPED in the vicious circles of Adharma, Asathya, Anyaay etc thwarting the evil designs of Greed, Hoarding, Money Power, Corporate Power & Influence etc which has ALWAYS worked against HER & HER Sons & Daughters, all these decades!     

Desertification Of India!

When I thought “How The Desertification Of Bharat/India IS Done Without Any Road Block Being Cast On The Way & With Wholesome Perfection?!” I never, even in my wildest dreams, conjured up that the answer would be this much simple! The very next moment I put this question to myself, PAT came the answer: “DEVELOPMENT!”!

Immediately I REALISED, as did Buddha, that just by implementing the word ‘Development’ anyone can do the desertification of Bharat, The Land Of Wisdom! After implementing the WORD (Desertification!) one can avail millions of ways the Word provides to obtain the establishment of the WORD’s existence! The Word provides, all those who wish to do the desertification process, everything FREE OF COST, that the WORD come to existence!

‘Civilisation Cleansers’!

When I started to figure out the Wonderful Ways with which Wholesome Desertification can be brought to Bharat the methods started to arrange themselves in front of me, in their hundreds!

They started with the humble & simple Grass Pluckers who do the plucking & burning of the ground grass, all over Bharat/India, under one programme or the other! What these Wonderful Grass ‘Terminators’ ‘Wonderfully’ do is exposing the land to ‘DIRECT’ WIND, SUN etc that the water table EASILY go down & down that desertification becomes very easy!

Another ‘easy’ method these ‘Civilisation Cleansers’ use to ‘clean’ is burning the fallen leaves, twigs & whatever they find on the surface of the Earth! As if the existing high temperatures are not enough these cleansers BURN whatever they find & RAISE the temperatures around them to have a fine feel of an oncoming desert!

And, these ‘Cleansers’ cut trees, forests (Including the Invaluable & Humanly Impossible to create Rain Forests!) etc at their will & with the help of various governments & human welfare organisations & clubs and programmes where the respective & respectful governments will ‘WRITE OFF’ the HUGE amounts incurred in the felling of trees & forests in the process of Human Dwelling Creation & Cultivable Land Creation where the URGENT HUMAN REQUIREMENTS like Poppy, Ganja  etc will be planted & grown in LARGE SCALE that the more than 30 crore of Indians who are BELOW poverty line get their food & climb over the poverty line!

It is ‘TAUGHT’ all across ‘Clean India’ that if (A) a tree ‘deviously & deliberately’ throws its leaves into one’s land which one owns & makes it full of yellow, rotten & decaying leaves or  (B) blocks the VIEW of one’s 3 crore rupee ‘simple home’ or  (C) the shopping complex which all are created by ‘Environment Friendly’ cement & glass the Environment Deadly Tree SHOULD BE CUT! It is very sad that This Great Teaching could not be turned into a Law of the ‘Clean’ Land India as the ruling party & the opposition could not find a common ground between them; and, we saw the ruling party’s ardent wish to implement it through an ordinance failing due to the poll code introduced!

And, another Interesting Indigenous Find Of India & Indians (Which I heard is infront of the Patenting Body in the US, waiting.....!) is that any time, whenever they wish, they can Raise A ‘Purely Accidental’ Fire in the forests which will swallow up tens of hundreds of acres of forest land with its flora & fauna! What these people say is that they are CLEANING UP their respective areas.......And, ofcourse, what they seldom know is that they will continue CLEANING till they don’t have to clean at all i.e. no one ‘cleans’ the deserts where no one lives!

There are ‘Great People’ in India who Really ‘Love’ Trees & Are Great Desert Growers, at the same time! They ‘Lovingly’ & with FULL dedication grow Rubber, Acacia, Sugar Cane, Eucalyptus etc that the water available in the localities these ‘Tree Lovers’ grow these ‘Tree Like Things’ vanishes in no time! These ‘Tree Pretenders’ are ‘LOVINGLY’ called cash crops & they ‘LOOK LIKE’ trees! The great people of ‘Clean India’ grow these ‘Tree Look-Alikes’ in GREED to make money which ‘These Days Is Considered The Measurement Of Happiness & Modern Shanti’! And, these ‘Tree Lovers’ know the technology by which they can alter the money they earned ‘Growing The Tree Like Things’ into drinking water! I think that that patent also is pending....! As Modern Shanti is assured in this process the governments too is well participating in the ‘Tree Like Things Growing Ceremonies & Programmes’, without any break or lethargy! 

As all proactive & environment friendly governments will do, the various state & central governments of India are promoting & doing their mite in the ‘Desertification Of India’ in all the possible ways they can! They use & make others use tar & cement, if possible, ON EVERY INCH OF INDIAN LAND that NOT EVEN A SHOOT OF GRASS EVER COME OUT FROM THE GROUND TO POLLUTE THE ENVIRONMENT, in the name of the all ‘consuming’ development!

And, while making roads, structures etc using concrete & tar they also ‘CLEANSE’ the created roads & areas off the trees & plants! In this ‘Government Sponsored Tree Holocaust’, in the name of the Modern Shanti or Modern Development, which excels Hitler in more ways than one, hundreds of thousands of trees & plants are obliterated from the Land of Wisdom, Bharat, forever! And, it’s sad to UNDERSTAND that, in the Near Future, there won’t be Bodhi Trees in the Land of Wisdom to Give Bharat Another Buddha!

As if all these things are NOT enough for the Wholesome Desertification of India ‘Water Devouring’ industries are ‘grown’ placating hundreds of thousands of trees, in the name of Modern Development! All the rivers in India are polluted BEYOND REPAIR! The largest river basin – The Basin Of Ganga – is the centre of deadly pollution & the ‘Save Ganga Programme’ reached nowhere! All the polluting industries in India are located near to water sources/bodies – flowing & other – that they can dump the effluence into the ‘Life Blood Of Life On The Earth – Water’, in the So Called Modern India!

‘The TRUTH’ that it is the thousands of kilometres of forests & trees destroyed & poached in the last 10-12 years which caused the wholesome flooding & destruction in Uttarakhand has reached NOONE in India as its been swept under carpet with the powerful hand of money, politics & muscle power! It SEEMS that the RUDRA has to appear AGAIN to destroy the nefarious designs of the Modern Day Developers, who always are hand in glow with the politicians who RULE THE LAW & LAND in India, in the name of Pseudo Democracy, as HE did in Uttarakhand where HE seems to have destroyed everything which was created destroying the Nature – like the multitude of construction done in the environmentally extra sensitive riverbed, mountain ranges etc!

The common man/woman ALSO arduously tries to fast up & finish the ‘Desertification Of India’, as soon as possible, as he/she gulps colas –WITHOUT KNOWING that to produce a bottle of cola or aerated drink between 40 & 50 litters of potable water is POLLUTED - non stop! He/She uses jeans (Which consumes Hundreds of litres of FRESH WATER to produce a single pair of it), soaps & detergents (So heavily that it consumes billions of litres of FRESH WATER, which SHOULD HAVE BEEN USED ‘ONLY’ for drinking?!) so much that Whatever That Is ‘ONLY’ For Drinking Is Polluted Beyond Recovery! The Common Man who owns a vehicle in India splashes hundreds of litres of ‘Rare & Invaluable Drinking Water’ to lavishly wash his/her car & AGAIN venture into the ‘Forming’ Desert Dust of the so called Modern India!

As most of the canals of India are ‘CONCRETED’ –The Canal System started by the ‘CLEAN’ British ‘NEVER’ looked into the GRIM FACT how this system disastrously affected Indian System which was in place centuries before the British became civilised!? – the water flow into the ground is almost near to nothing & the replenishment of the water tables of Modern India is left unattended for decades now!? Flush tanks –Another ‘Water Wasting Instrument’ from the West! – all over India, flush out millions of litre of ‘Potable Water’ just to flush away urine in the closets & the flushed water NEVER reaches back to the ground  as the water goes evaporating from the concreted canals!  

And, the Ground Water Depletion is accentuated by the SENSELESS drilling of hundreds of thousands of ‘BOREWELLS’ into the fast depleting ground water tables & the HUGELY EXCESSIVE use of the ground water found, all across the country, with the TACIT APPROVAL of politicians, governments & the authorities who are there in the name of protecting water & water resources – The Very Base Of  Human Existence! – of a ‘Soon To Become Parching India’!

As in all the cases, including that of the Birth Rate, we are giving a very TOUGH fight to our BIG & RED neighbour China, we SHOULD NOT hold ourselves back in the desertification process as China is FAR AHEAD in this matter as it’s deserts are expanding hundreds of kilometres every year, gobbling up good cultivable land in their forward ‘Red’ March!

It’s interesting to note that there are various government schemes (I don’t know, whether the ‘heinous’ meaning of the word is meant here or not, like as in ‘SCHEMING’ Villain etc?!) & programmes to excel in desertifications, which are funded by, as usual, the common man’s money, TAXES! As, if the common man is left out in the ‘cold’ as far as Desertification of Bharat is concerned it would be a Black Mark on the democratic set up of ‘Our Great Soon To Be Desert Nation’! After all, what are these ‘Developmental Programmes In Modern India’ BUT the Unique & Indegenously built Desertification Programmes of the Highest Order!

NB : Development = Desertification!