Criminalising Sex & Girl 18 Clock!

When the girl, all of 16, had sex for the first time, with her lover of 4 intensive years, she never thought that he would be put behind the bars for ‘RAPING’ her! He was paraded all over the media as the one who RAPED an under aged girl, with a million EVIL designs in his mind, which SURELY include the persecution & annihilation of the entire nation of 50% girls, that will DEFINITELY invite various serious Indian CrPc sections of seduction & sedition!

In India, EVERY lover SHOULD wait till the clock –As in the story of Cinderella of the West!- welcomes ‘in’ a girl’s 18^th birthday to have sex or EVEN touch her sexually! Or else, his life will be stomped on by the legal dinosaurs who specialize on the silly seconds which differ GIGANTICALLY before & after the strike of a clock which announces a girl’s entrance into the 18th year, in India!

There are truck loads of indigenous clock makers in India who can STOP the 12’O clock of a girl from striking 18, who can eternally set the second hand of the Girl 18 clock a millionth of a second short of striking 18 & others that anyone falling in love with a girl, NOT watching cautiously where the second handle of the Girl 18 clock is, can be Strip-Prosecuted till immortality!

It is seen in the advertisements displayed on the digitalised channels - It is NOT available on the OLD & Vague analogue channels which are thrown away due to the TRAI Mama recommendations in favour of ‘transparency’, ‘quality’, ‘international watching experience’, ‘modernity’, clarity, stupidity, untruthfulness etc!- where the various Indian Standard Measurement departments vouchsafe that the Indian Certified Western clocks (ICWCs!) are the ONLY best & trustable Girl 18 Clocks (G18Cs!) available in the love MARKET, which can be bought by those who fall in love, paying a bomb!

Various Western Girl 18 clock companies have justified the KILLING PRICES of the ‘life saving’ Girl 18 clocks saying that without buying the original & accurate western clocks there is a very high degree of a chance to commit the gravest of the crimes – Termed as ‘Crime against humanity (CAH!)’ in various United Nations’ charters!- of having  something sexual with a girl who is a couple of a second short of her 18^th birthday!

The experts who know everything that is to be known also sharply reminded the so called liberated Indians that they are living in the Puritanical England & NOT in the post independent India, as they believe they are in, where all the laws (Mostly, related to sex & related things!) are based on the Puritanical views of a Christian England!

They didn’t forget to add in the very next breath that EVEN though same sex marriages, marriages between man & animals etc are allowed in India(A nation of Western stooges, who ape whatever stupidity the West stands for & promotes), in a phased manner, tailing the absurd & insane western nations which profess equality of everything existing –And, never practicing it- & Unnatural Sex is accepted from the age 1 as a policy matter to ATTRACT Foreign Direct Investment (FDI!), Natural Sex which can happen or will be permitted ‘ONLY’ between a man a woman will ‘ONLY’ be allowed on the sole basis of the West Made Girl 18 clock (WMG18C)!

People are EVEN thinking SERIOUSLY about the execution of the Girl 18 law (G18L!) ‘retrospectively’ that we can bring a lot of dead persons into its ambit & start ever lasting legal battles against them & their NOW existing extended families, in the millions, which will give jobs to millions of inefficient & jobless advocates of India & pump in never before FDI (The very moment it is allowed!) into legal field which NURTURES the Girl 18 Law of Puritanical India, making our foreign reserves safe!

All sorts of age tests (Which Include Carbon 14, 15, 16 & the Most Scientific Girl 18 Clock Test -G18CT!) on all the figures who are depicted in the intimate positions in the Khojaraho temples SHOULD BE conducted & IF some of the women depicted there are found underage, all the male figures who got into the act of intimacy with those underage figures & the sculptors who carved them SHOULD BE taken into police custody & the harshest of the penal code sections pinned on them, with retrospective effect! The unavailability of the presently available trusted Western Girl 18 clocks in those times SHOULD NOT be accepted as an excuse that EVERYONE should be taught a lesson!

Various stringent laws have to be enacted to make sure that people in India are NOT having sex with or EVEN hugging the government certified, Girl 18 Clock verified underage girls in their dreams & lie detectors SHOULD BE used on all the 18+ men -To start with!-  in India to make sure that no violation of the law is happening in their dreams that we have a puritanical nation! For that puritanical nation we can import billions of dollars worth lie detectors from the west & install them in every nook & corner of the country, after the thousands of CCTV cams we have already installed! Some of them can also be installed in the Himalayas that we can check & verify our gods’ dreams!

Various legal hawks have suggested that the Portuguese inquisition have a permanent bench in India that burning @ stake can be tried, on a trial basis, as an apt punishment for those who DARE to do sex just seconds or a couple of days ‘before’ the Girl 18 clock strikes 18! In their expert opinion, FEAR should be instilled inside everyone in India –Male!- when they start thinking about love, girls, their bodies, sex, hugging, kissing etc that they desist themselves from falling in love & having sex before their beloveds reach the Government Declared/Permitted Female ‘SEX’ Age (GDFSA!) 18!

Implementation of Genital Locking System (GLS!) on every male & female under 18 in India is a very good proposition that can be implemented through an ordinance as that will bring in the employment opportunity for thousands in the GLS industry & will surely contribute into Make in India genital lock production with 100% FDI!

The word ‘SEX’ SHOULD BE deleted from the dictionaries for people under 18, as the word can ‘STIMULATE’ underage people & ‘FORCE’ them into ‘SEX’ & wherever ‘else’ this word comes it SHOULD BE covered with any modern technology from the West or show a banner, as we do in our films when somebody is depicted drinking alcohol, stating that ‘Reading the word ‘SEX’ is injurious to health of the Under 18s!’!

Upping the age of ‘Legal Sex’ (LS  – ‘NOT’ to be confused with Lok Sabha!) to 25 or 30 can be one of the many ideas which can be put into practice & enacted into a law that ‘SEX SIN’ of Puritanical India be wiped out, completely!

It is an EMANCIPATING FACT in India that the very moment a girl reaches 18, she is SEXUALLY LIBERATED & FREED by her parents & society to do whatever sexually, 24/7! What is amazing is that they –the parents & the society- will do everything for her to make her achieve HER SEXUAL DESIRES which are ‘Legally Suppressed’ till she is 18! And, it is ‘legally’ possible, in India, for an over 18 girl to have a seamless sexual life without the moral policing of various sections of the society!

The so called Universal Indian Engagement (UIE!) which is done, all over the country, between a ‘Legally Weddable Male’ (In India a man can wed & have sex ONLY @ 21, which some INSENSIBLE FELLOWS call gender discrimination AS the girls can have the same @ 18!) & an Illegally ‘Weddable Girl’ (IWG!), FORCING them wait for the ‘Pleasures Of (Legal!) Wedding’ is  ‘ALLEGEDLY’ responsible for the Black Pleasures (Like the Unaccounted ‘Black Money’, ‘Black Pleasures’ are unaccounted, Illegal Pleasures (IP!) derived out of makeshift unsolemnised marriages –Here, in the name of ‘ENGAGEMENT’!), flooding the Love Market, a recent Western study has found!

Laws on sex SHOULD BE tightened that much that people SHOULD NOT even dare to think about sex that we can STOP the inflation of our demographic numbers as a part of our National Inflation Reduction Programme (NIRP!)! Even looking @ a woman SHOULD BE included in the section of molestation, outraging the modesty of women etc that our whole India becomes WHOLESOMELY PURITANICAL!

In India, the police is efficiently ‘trained’ to add ‘variety’ & ‘myriad’ sections of Indian penal code to the FIR against any male in India, if a male is in love with a girl & they had shared some private moments together and the parents of the Seconds Short 18 Girl (SS18G!) are worried about it (Most of the time, they will be, as it is what they have learned from the films & serials they watch in their TVs which transmit ‘ONLY’ digital signals of clarity, in these types of situations!)  & they have greased the palms of the concerned police officials to TEACH the male a lesson!

In India, when ‘SEX’ is done before 18, the male is the CULPRIT as ‘SEX” is a crime that will ‘ONLY’ be committed by the male (Male Chauvinism!), though gender equality is what Our Divine Right is – As ‘RAPE’ in India is the EXCLUSIVE right of the Indian Male, with various women’s wings fighting for the gender equality!

In a country where ‘The 2 Finger Test’ is officially & unofficially conducted on the rape victims to verify & confirm rape, it is a time for the WHO IS WHO of the ‘2 Finger Test Brigade’ (2FTB!) to rejoice as they have the unique opportunity to TEST a Before 18 Girl (B18G!) that they learn something ‘CRUCIAL’ & Scientifically sea changing that will add up to the GDP of the nation, which can compensate the depleting revenues from an ever shrinking agricultural sector!

It is a HARD FACT that America & the West, which are doggedly followed by the Indian systems of law allow consensual sex after 16, though millions involve in sexual relation much before this West Prescribed Age 16, without they getting incarcerated till immortality & strip prosecuted by the media & the systems of law, there; but, following doggedly whatever that is West & taking precedents from the Western legal systems in the Indian court verdicts, Indian law says 18 is the age, for the girls to have it!

Some ‘INSENSIBLE’ people say (This is ‘NOT” proven ‘SCIENTIFICALLY’, till date, is another fact!) that as the LAWS are created by the ‘OLD & OUT DATED’, most of the time, who are eons away from the ground realities or keep their eyes SHUT towards them, most of the laws created CLEARLY ‘exclude’ their creators’ OLD & OUT DATED’ circle of activity, and, as they say, “Laws Created/Made Are Always Obsolete By A Decade Or Two!”!

Hence, in the matter of ‘SEX’ & the Laws on Sex, these above mentioned ‘INSENSIBLE’ people see the OLD & OUT DATED hands of an OLD & OUT DATED’ generation of people who are well past the Sexual Pleasures of Life (SPL, ‘NOT’ to be confused with the much famous double IPL!!!) & see those who are there, in the present, with an UNDIMINISHING GRUDGE!

We SHOULD promote the SHIGANDISISATION (Where the nation is turned into one where there are no males or females BUT full of transgenders, as it seems to be the ‘NEW’ fad, all over the West!) of our nation, where all our Natural Urges are deleted wholesomely in favour of the Unnatural ones, in the name of laws & legality that there emerges a society of Youth which is NOT in any way connected to Nature & its simple pleasures & nuances!

Let’s keep SHAMELESSLY buying whatever that is West, throwing away our systems, our love, our sex life, our culture, our morality, our sense, our living structure, our sense of justice, our Life etc, JUST TO APE SOMETHING OR EVERYTHING THAT IS NON SENSIBLE, ABSTRACT & ALIEN to all those who are born in the Land of Wisdom – Bharat, now a days, called India!