Criminalising Sex & Girl 18 Clock!

When the girl, all of 16, had sex for the first time, with her lover of 4 intensive years, she never thought that he would be put behind the bars for ‘RAPING’ her! He was paraded all over the media as the one who RAPED an under aged girl, with a million EVIL designs in his mind, which SURELY include the persecution & annihilation of the entire nation of 50% girls, that will DEFINITELY invite various serious Indian CrPc sections of seduction & sedition!

In India, EVERY lover SHOULD wait till the clock –As in the story of Cinderella of the West!- welcomes ‘in’ a girl’s 18^th birthday to have sex or EVEN touch her sexually! Or else, his life will be stomped on by the legal dinosaurs who specialize on the silly seconds which differ GIGANTICALLY before & after the strike of a clock which announces a girl’s entrance into the 18th year, in India!

There are truck loads of indigenous clock makers in India who can STOP the 12’O clock of a girl from striking 18, who can eternally set the second hand of the Girl 18 clock a millionth of a second short of striking 18 & others that anyone falling in love with a girl, NOT watching cautiously where the second handle of the Girl 18 clock is, can be Strip-Prosecuted till immortality!

It is seen in the advertisements displayed on the digitalised channels - It is NOT available on the OLD & Vague analogue channels which are thrown away due to the TRAI Mama recommendations in favour of ‘transparency’, ‘quality’, ‘international watching experience’, ‘modernity’, clarity, stupidity, untruthfulness etc!- where the various Indian Standard Measurement departments vouchsafe that the Indian Certified Western clocks (ICWCs!) are the ONLY best & trustable Girl 18 Clocks (G18Cs!) available in the love MARKET, which can be bought by those who fall in love, paying a bomb!

Various Western Girl 18 clock companies have justified the KILLING PRICES of the ‘life saving’ Girl 18 clocks saying that without buying the original & accurate western clocks there is a very high degree of a chance to commit the gravest of the crimes – Termed as ‘Crime against humanity (CAH!)’ in various United Nations’ charters!- of having  something sexual with a girl who is a couple of a second short of her 18^th birthday!

The experts who know everything that is to be known also sharply reminded the so called liberated Indians that they are living in the Puritanical England & NOT in the post independent India, as they believe they are in, where all the laws (Mostly, related to sex & related things!) are based on the Puritanical views of a Christian England!

They didn’t forget to add in the very next breath that EVEN though same sex marriages, marriages between man & animals etc are allowed in India(A nation of Western stooges, who ape whatever stupidity the West stands for & promotes), in a phased manner, tailing the absurd & insane western nations which profess equality of everything existing –And, never practicing it- & Unnatural Sex is accepted from the age 1 as a policy matter to ATTRACT Foreign Direct Investment (FDI!), Natural Sex which can happen or will be permitted ‘ONLY’ between a man a woman will ‘ONLY’ be allowed on the sole basis of the West Made Girl 18 clock (WMG18C)!

People are EVEN thinking SERIOUSLY about the execution of the Girl 18 law (G18L!) ‘retrospectively’ that we can bring a lot of dead persons into its ambit & start ever lasting legal battles against them & their NOW existing extended families, in the millions, which will give jobs to millions of inefficient & jobless advocates of India & pump in never before FDI (The very moment it is allowed!) into legal field which NURTURES the Girl 18 Law of Puritanical India, making our foreign reserves safe!

All sorts of age tests (Which Include Carbon 14, 15, 16 & the Most Scientific Girl 18 Clock Test -G18CT!) on all the figures who are depicted in the intimate positions in the Khojaraho temples SHOULD BE conducted & IF some of the women depicted there are found underage, all the male figures who got into the act of intimacy with those underage figures & the sculptors who carved them SHOULD BE taken into police custody & the harshest of the penal code sections pinned on them, with retrospective effect! The unavailability of the presently available trusted Western Girl 18 clocks in those times SHOULD NOT be accepted as an excuse that EVERYONE should be taught a lesson!

Various stringent laws have to be enacted to make sure that people in India are NOT having sex with or EVEN hugging the government certified, Girl 18 Clock verified underage girls in their dreams & lie detectors SHOULD BE used on all the 18+ men -To start with!-  in India to make sure that no violation of the law is happening in their dreams that we have a puritanical nation! For that puritanical nation we can import billions of dollars worth lie detectors from the west & install them in every nook & corner of the country, after the thousands of CCTV cams we have already installed! Some of them can also be installed in the Himalayas that we can check & verify our gods’ dreams!

Various legal hawks have suggested that the Portuguese inquisition have a permanent bench in India that burning @ stake can be tried, on a trial basis, as an apt punishment for those who DARE to do sex just seconds or a couple of days ‘before’ the Girl 18 clock strikes 18! In their expert opinion, FEAR should be instilled inside everyone in India –Male!- when they start thinking about love, girls, their bodies, sex, hugging, kissing etc that they desist themselves from falling in love & having sex before their beloveds reach the Government Declared/Permitted Female ‘SEX’ Age (GDFSA!) 18!

Implementation of Genital Locking System (GLS!) on every male & female under 18 in India is a very good proposition that can be implemented through an ordinance as that will bring in the employment opportunity for thousands in the GLS industry & will surely contribute into Make in India genital lock production with 100% FDI!

The word ‘SEX’ SHOULD BE deleted from the dictionaries for people under 18, as the word can ‘STIMULATE’ underage people & ‘FORCE’ them into ‘SEX’ & wherever ‘else’ this word comes it SHOULD BE covered with any modern technology from the West or show a banner, as we do in our films when somebody is depicted drinking alcohol, stating that ‘Reading the word ‘SEX’ is injurious to health of the Under 18s!’!

Upping the age of ‘Legal Sex’ (LS  – ‘NOT’ to be confused with Lok Sabha!) to 25 or 30 can be one of the many ideas which can be put into practice & enacted into a law that ‘SEX SIN’ of Puritanical India be wiped out, completely!

It is an EMANCIPATING FACT in India that the very moment a girl reaches 18, she is SEXUALLY LIBERATED & FREED by her parents & society to do whatever sexually, 24/7! What is amazing is that they –the parents & the society- will do everything for her to make her achieve HER SEXUAL DESIRES which are ‘Legally Suppressed’ till she is 18! And, it is ‘legally’ possible, in India, for an over 18 girl to have a seamless sexual life without the moral policing of various sections of the society!

The so called Universal Indian Engagement (UIE!) which is done, all over the country, between a ‘Legally Weddable Male’ (In India a man can wed & have sex ONLY @ 21, which some INSENSIBLE FELLOWS call gender discrimination AS the girls can have the same @ 18!) & an Illegally ‘Weddable Girl’ (IWG!), FORCING them wait for the ‘Pleasures Of (Legal!) Wedding’ is  ‘ALLEGEDLY’ responsible for the Black Pleasures (Like the Unaccounted ‘Black Money’, ‘Black Pleasures’ are unaccounted, Illegal Pleasures (IP!) derived out of makeshift unsolemnised marriages –Here, in the name of ‘ENGAGEMENT’!), flooding the Love Market, a recent Western study has found!

Laws on sex SHOULD BE tightened that much that people SHOULD NOT even dare to think about sex that we can STOP the inflation of our demographic numbers as a part of our National Inflation Reduction Programme (NIRP!)! Even looking @ a woman SHOULD BE included in the section of molestation, outraging the modesty of women etc that our whole India becomes WHOLESOMELY PURITANICAL!

In India, the police is efficiently ‘trained’ to add ‘variety’ & ‘myriad’ sections of Indian penal code to the FIR against any male in India, if a male is in love with a girl & they had shared some private moments together and the parents of the Seconds Short 18 Girl (SS18G!) are worried about it (Most of the time, they will be, as it is what they have learned from the films & serials they watch in their TVs which transmit ‘ONLY’ digital signals of clarity, in these types of situations!)  & they have greased the palms of the concerned police officials to TEACH the male a lesson!

In India, when ‘SEX’ is done before 18, the male is the CULPRIT as ‘SEX” is a crime that will ‘ONLY’ be committed by the male (Male Chauvinism!), though gender equality is what Our Divine Right is – As ‘RAPE’ in India is the EXCLUSIVE right of the Indian Male, with various women’s wings fighting for the gender equality!

In a country where ‘The 2 Finger Test’ is officially & unofficially conducted on the rape victims to verify & confirm rape, it is a time for the WHO IS WHO of the ‘2 Finger Test Brigade’ (2FTB!) to rejoice as they have the unique opportunity to TEST a Before 18 Girl (B18G!) that they learn something ‘CRUCIAL’ & Scientifically sea changing that will add up to the GDP of the nation, which can compensate the depleting revenues from an ever shrinking agricultural sector!

It is a HARD FACT that America & the West, which are doggedly followed by the Indian systems of law allow consensual sex after 16, though millions involve in sexual relation much before this West Prescribed Age 16, without they getting incarcerated till immortality & strip prosecuted by the media & the systems of law, there; but, following doggedly whatever that is West & taking precedents from the Western legal systems in the Indian court verdicts, Indian law says 18 is the age, for the girls to have it!

Some ‘INSENSIBLE’ people say (This is ‘NOT” proven ‘SCIENTIFICALLY’, till date, is another fact!) that as the LAWS are created by the ‘OLD & OUT DATED’, most of the time, who are eons away from the ground realities or keep their eyes SHUT towards them, most of the laws created CLEARLY ‘exclude’ their creators’ OLD & OUT DATED’ circle of activity, and, as they say, “Laws Created/Made Are Always Obsolete By A Decade Or Two!”!

Hence, in the matter of ‘SEX’ & the Laws on Sex, these above mentioned ‘INSENSIBLE’ people see the OLD & OUT DATED hands of an OLD & OUT DATED’ generation of people who are well past the Sexual Pleasures of Life (SPL, ‘NOT’ to be confused with the much famous double IPL!!!) & see those who are there, in the present, with an UNDIMINISHING GRUDGE!

We SHOULD promote the SHIGANDISISATION (Where the nation is turned into one where there are no males or females BUT full of transgenders, as it seems to be the ‘NEW’ fad, all over the West!) of our nation, where all our Natural Urges are deleted wholesomely in favour of the Unnatural ones, in the name of laws & legality that there emerges a society of Youth which is NOT in any way connected to Nature & its simple pleasures & nuances!

Let’s keep SHAMELESSLY buying whatever that is West, throwing away our systems, our love, our sex life, our culture, our morality, our sense, our living structure, our sense of justice, our Life etc, JUST TO APE SOMETHING OR EVERYTHING THAT IS NON SENSIBLE, ABSTRACT & ALIEN to all those who are born in the Land of Wisdom – Bharat, now a days, called India!

Shaming The Idea Bangalore!

THE SHAMING OF BANGALORE is happening….! The Silicon Valley of Asia is getting the shame dirt on it on a daily, hourly & minutely basis! And, the CULPRITS are those who are there to protect the Name & Prestige of the metro city, which ALSO include those who govern, in the name of the so called common man whom the legendary cartoonist RK Laxman depicted with one of his master strokes of the same name!

It starts with the towing people, who are hand in glove with the police men stationed @ various places of Bangalore in the guise of protecting the common man in Bangalore! These towers, who has the very dignified qualities of the professional rowdies just ‘LIFT’ any vehicle from anywhere they deem fit, the SOLE CRITERION being THEIR IDEA OF NON PARKING AREA! These rowdy like people ALWAYS have a penchant for the vehicles registered in other states which come to Bangalore as tourist vehicles etc, when it comes to towing!

Whenever they see an ‘another’ state vehicle parked anywhere in Bangalore, they jump out of their towing vehicles & lift it off the ground & put it inside their towing vehicle, to be GONE IN 60 SECONDS! When one sees the perfection & the quickness of their action one SURELY doubts whether they are EX JAILBIRDS who finished their FINISHING COURSE in the prison, BUILDING MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL RELATIONSHIPS with the jail mates – In their case their jail mate policemen!

When the ‘ANOTHER STATE MAN’ (ASM – Sounds like ‘ASSAM?!) finds his ‘ANOTHER STATE VEHICLE’ (ASV!) disappeared into the thin air, from the parked position, with all the other ‘STATE VEHICHLES’ (SVs!) parked in the same area with him non disappeared, a SHELL SHOCKED ASM is ALWAYS told by a Divine Presence There (DPT!) that the tower has come & GONE IN 60 SECONDS! And, then, he will ALWAYS be directed to an X or Y police station nearby that he thrusts 100, 200, 300, 400, 500 or 1000 Indian Rupees (That dependents on the ASM’s gift of gab, language efficiency, size of the vehicle & a lot of other things!) into the Black Hole Pockets (BHP!) of the Tow Rowdy – Police Nexus (TRPN!) to get his ASV back!

The MG Road portion, on the Deccan Herald side, the connection road between the MG Road & Church Street near the LIC Building, the road side near the Commercial Street signal & various other road sides all over Bangalore where the bikes are parked, the ‘Illegal Parking Fee Collectors’ (IPFCs!) & the police have Real Time Association (RTA!); and, it has been going on for a large number of years! THE SHAME of the IPFCs & their ILLEGAL fee collection, WITH THE ‘CLEAR & PRESENT’ SUPPORT OF THE BANGALORE POLICE has NEVER been effectively wiped off from the face of Bangalore!

The Autowallahs of Bangalore are one of the WORST KINDS in India, SHAMING the Image Bangalore (IB!)! They thrive well on the FEAR they create in the minds of the commuters with the use of FOUL & AGGRESSIVE LANGUAGE (FAL!) which they use more often than not to intimidate a logically & legally correct traveler! The various governments which vie with each other to increase the auto fare, bus fare, excise duty & other myriad things incessantly, TILL DATE,  ‘NEVER’ tried enough to mitigate the unruly mob of the Autowallahs, Shaming Bangalore in a very BIG way!

The roads with innumerable pot holes, slabless pavements, where human beings are SUPPOSED to walk, uncovered man holes on the most prominent roads of Bangalore, intermittent & senseless Road Damaging Work (RDW!) done by the water & waste water departments of Bangalore Mahanagara Palike etc all throw SHAME on the Image Bangalore, nonstop!

Inaccurate & Inefficient Traffic System (IITS!) –Where one SURELY finds the wrong signal or out dated signal boards scattered across the width & breadth of the metro city!- ‘THOROUGHLY’ implemented in Bangalore makes it a city where the policemen can take a couple of 100 rupee notes, any time, from the pocket of the people who visit the city with their vehicles! And, the SHAME graph goes up & up!

Signal jumping is so rampant that it is the law abiding vehicle owner who suffers the most while all the Signal Jumpers (SJs!) reach their destinations hours ahead of him, jumping the SO CALLED TRAFFIC SIGNALS OF SHAME (TSS!) IN BANGALORE! One who visits Bangalore can’t go back from the city without, at the least once, noticing the ‘WORLD FAMOUS’ LURKING POLICEMEN OF BANGALORE (LPB!) who lie waiting SLYLY around the corner of the Bangalore Roads, in the guise of ‘CHECKING’ the vehicles passing by & earning ‘SOME’ paisa for their ‘Chai-Pani’! IT IS A REAL ‘SHAME’ ON THE IMAGE OF BANGALORE!

The bus drivers & conductors of BMTC, who compete neck to neck with the Infamous Autowallahs (IAs!) for the prime position in ARROGANCE & FLEECING THE COMMUTERS ‘ALSO’ add to the Bangalore Shame Index (BSI!)! They don’t EVEN spare those who use BMTC passes to travel in the night AS they consider it their Constitutional Right to deny permission to board the BMTC bus they drive in the night, EVEN though the passenger carries a valid BMTC Pass; they don’t shy away from ARGUING & FIGHTING with the night time passengers, creating some excuses, in the HOPE of EXTRACTING ‘SOME CHAI-PANI PAISA’ (SCPP!) for him & his family, making the SHAME Index soar high!

Shaming Bangalore is an EVER continuous Shame Saga….! The Commuter Friendly (CF!) BMTC buses which ‘ONLY’ think about the commuter comfort ‘rarely stops’ infront of the Cantonment Railway station to facilitate Aggressive Fleecing of the Autowallahs! The Citizen Friendly Governments (CFGs!) of all colours & hues ALWAYS kept a blind eye on this grave issue which has been in existence for quite some time now! For ‘NOT STOPPING THE BMTC BUSES’ in front of the Cantonment Railway Station ‘SOMEONE’ has been receiving HUGE kick backs, all these years @ the expense of the Common Man!

Again, the Commuter Friendly BMTC buses contribute HEAVILY towards SHAMING BANGALORE! They stop their services ‘WHENEVER & WHEREVER’ they like with hundreds of ‘common men’ stranded on the roads of the BMTC ‘SHAMED’ BANGALORE, ‘particularly’, in the night time! After ‘9’ in the evening, finding a BMTC bus to one’s destination becomes exactly equal to hitting a jackpot in the state sponsored lottery gamble!

In a SMART attempt to FISH in the puddled waters, BMTC, by 9 in the evening, ‘SHELVES’ all the ordinary buses from the streets & run ‘ONLY’ AC Volvo Buses, with AC switched off (For long time periods – “Smart, No?!”!) that the common man be FORCED to board these expensive buses, shelling out more of his & her TAX DEDUCED EARNINGS!

And, everyone, including the Citizen Friendly Governments (CFGs!), pretends that BMTC buses do all these SHAMING BANGALORE things on their own & no human being is part of all this wholesome CHEATING & SHAMING as it is Virtual Reality (VR!) that rules the metro city called the Silicon Valley of Asia or Bangalore or Bangaluru!

Another thing which ‘SURELY’ adds to the Bangalore Shame Index (BSI!) is the ‘PARTIAL’ construction of the Metro Rail, grandly named Namma Metro! It’s been years since the skeletons of the metro rail project started hanging above the Bangalore Populace & the visiting population! The partially finished project which was GRANDLY trumpeted to ease the traffic congestion has reached nowhere EVEN much after the declared dead line, with EVERY ONE living in & passing through Bangalore ‘wondering’ whether the tag of Perennially Unfinished ‘Metro’ City (PUMC!) be patently given to it!

With the vehicles moving choke a block before & after the office hours & school hours, the delay in the Namma Metro Project (The Completion of the Project!), where millions have ALREADY been spent, stacks up MORE& MORE numbers of the ‘Newly Bought’ (NB!) BMTC buses on the roads (AGAIN, in the name of commuter pain reduction, PUBLIC MONEY IS PUBLICLY WASTED!), multiplying the traffic jams! It’s ‘AGAIN’ SHAME ACCUMULATION on Image Bangalore (IB!)!

It is SIMPLE logic that all the ‘NEWLY’ bought buses ‘can be’ sold off –to whomsoever the AUTHORITIES deem fit!- as ‘petty scrap’ when the Metro Rail project is finished, years after the original deadline, as, by that time, those who did the ‘BUYING OF THE NEW VEHICLES FOR BMTC’ could have gone to their banks laughing all the way as their ‘UNKNOWN’ ACCOUNTS (UAs!) would, by then, have been FILLED WITH the kick backs they earned BUYING THE NEW BUSES for the commuter comfort!

One comes to the conclusion that the SHAMING BANGALORE PROGRAMME (SBP!), with its multiple tentacles, will definitely move on for some more years as the Governments & the other executive machineries like the police, which SHOULD STOP it, seems to be in collusion with the perpetrators, pushing the programme indefinitely forward! And, it ALSO seems that they find providing wholesome protection for whoever is ROBBING THE COMMON MAN THREAD BARE their ONLY duty for which, THEY CONSIDER, they are there in the respective positions they are in @ the moment!