Stopping Indians From Celebrating Rape!

Indians have been ‘celebrating’ RAPE, BIG TIME! They have, at the least, for a couple of years been submerged in this specific topic, 24/7! All over India, people have been thinking about it, 24/7, all these couple of years! They have, it seems, nothing else to think & talk about….Not even their poverty, deprivation, lack of opportunity to grow, near nothing existence etc! They all have ONLY one word in their mind, soul – RAPE!

Soumya in a Kerala local train where she was BRUTALLY raped & killed, Nirbhaya in Delhi who also was raped & killed, Badaum girls, policeman getting ‘suspended’ for ‘ALLEGEDLY’ raping a girl, parents initiating girls into the flesh trade & getting their own children getting raped, foreigner getting raped in India, 80+ year old woman getting raped, children of 1-3years of age getting raped, call centre cabbie raping & killing a girl in Bangalore, rape in the orphanage, rape in the mansion, rape in the bus, rape in the car, rape in the moving auto rickshaw, rape in the park, rape in the track, rape in the field, rape in the Track & Field (!) ……………………the ‘stories’ are in their thousands, in Our Cultured India! And, it is the problem ……. ‘THEY’ are just STORIES!

  

As someone who gets kick out of charas, ganja, poppy etc, there are people in their tens of thousands, in India, who LOVE to read the STORIES OF RAPE in the news papers & watch the video footage of a rape victim with the face made invisible by technology! It is called Rape News Voyeurism (RNV!)! There are millions of Rape News Voyeurs (RNVs) in India & a whole industry (Rape News Voyeur Industry - RNVI!) is dependent on them! Hence, for the growth of this industry in India, IT SEEMS, someone VERY POWERFUL is burning the midnight oil!

IT SEEMS that it is because of these Industry Champions (ICs!) the rapes continue unabated in India, as the RNVI badly needs rape stories! It is a RAPE FACT (RF!) that without rape getting reported no newspaper sees the morning, anywhere in India! It is the ‘ONLY’ thing where there is no distinction between national English dailies & the vernacular newspapers! The details SPLASHED across the pages with ‘ONLY’ the name of the victim masked gives millions of Indians a chance to figure out who the LATEST victim was, using various ‘Apps’ provided by the tech savvy experts of the west, via the all invasive ‘App Stores’, where downloading is chargeable by ‘ONLY’ a couple of rupees!

It is found out in Various Studies conducted by Western Study Agencies (WSAs – It is ‘ONLY’ there certified, scientific & trustable studies are conducted, anywhere in the world!) that Rapes in India increase the ‘Apps’ download substantially that ‘Apps’ companies turn from red to black in India, in NO TIME!

It is also the time for the word fight & the sort of related things about the reasons for the UNENDING RAPES (URs!) happening in the country, depending on the colour of the political party one represents or supports! The ruling party ALWAYS places the responsibility of all the rapes happening in the country on the shoulders of the opposition parties and their smear campaigns & the opposition parties RETALIATE by blaming all the rapes on the ruling party!

From the dress code of women who are RAPED to the cultural tilt towards the West & the resultant abandoning of the Indian values, the responsibility of the RAPE VICTIM, the INDUCEMENT the RAPED provided to the rapist to get herself raped, the character & family background of the raped & killed and a million other things are HOTLY discussed! TV channels celebrate RAPE by conducting Talk Shows, Serialised Episodes on the RAPED women in India, Kaun Banega ‘Next’ RAPE Victim (KBNRV!) Contests (Where the participants are selected on the basis of an SMS lottery where the person who sends an SMS to participate IS CHARGED rupees 60 or more ‘ONLY’ for EACH SMS sent!), Panel discussion where THE EXPERTS spit out their EXPERT opinion on RAPE & related things etc!

In this melee what is TOTALLY FORGOTTEN is the ‘RAPED’, in their thousands, & their miserable lives (If they are ‘STILL’ alive!) & the HORRIBLE FACT that the SAME RAPE ENVIRONMENT (RE!) where anyone can RAPE anyone, anytime, remains!

Despite all these variety of things like group discussions on RAPE, political mudslinging of the worst kind, ‘LIVE’ from the spot programmes etc happening, all over India, RAPES continue unabated! Whether the ‘Apps’ are sold or not making companies register a HUGE profit RAPES continue, in their thousands…..Whether the ruling & opposition parties continue their mudslinging competition on this grave issue RAPES continue……Whether millions of English & vernacular newspapers are sold or not RAPES continue as if tomorrow will be a better day for the All India Rapists (AIRs!) community, which STRONGLY lobbies to get inside the newly formed & ‘West’ recognised LGBT Brother or Sisterhood, to get their RIGHTS!  

All Indians & the various governments which PRETEND to rule them HAVE TO UNDERSTAND that all the Raped are RAPED for abiding the law AS all the girls Raped in India have NEVER been reported for ‘NOT’ abiding the law of the country; still they are brutally raped! When the law abiding citizens are raped cattle class BY those anti social elements & perverts who never care a rap for the System Of Law in the country, what can the law making & implementing societies do? In India, they elongate the excruciating torture the rape victims go through with SUCH ‘SCIENTIFIC’ TESTS as ‘2 Finger Test’ & other dastardly acts & procedures! And, there are some courts of the highest order which have already jumped into the Mediation Ring (MR!), trying HARD to become mediators in the matters involving the rapist & the raped in the hope of getting FDI in mediation industry!

The fact to be remembered in this situation is that India is a Very Progressive Country (VPC – Of course with the HELP of FDI!), which has been trying HARD to enter the UN ‘Security’ Council as a permanent member when it FAILS MISERABLY to give ‘SECURITY’ EVEN to the law abiding Females (LAF!) & where anything ‘Sexual’ before the Enlightenment Age 18 is considered Rape & of course, a non bailable offence which will see the ‘RAPIST’ behind the bars for an unaccounted quantity of Time (Where these ‘Sexual’ things are NEVER explained & made understood by the laymen like whether hugging & kissing come under Rape ; whether kissing & hugging is sexual or not; what quantity of kissing pressure on an under 18 girl’s lips or the force of hugging her body be qualified as sexual; how much kissing & hugging can be considered sexual & how much is not etc) AND, no girl can EVER know Her Sweet 17, LEGALLY! Provisions are made on a war footing that Girls can ENJOY their SWEET 17 AFTER crossing 18, with RETROSPECTIVE EFFECT!

An amendment is due where it is sufficiently mentioned that all the girls SHOULD BE given, after reaching the Girl Enlightenment Age of 18 (GEA 18!), EQUAL opportunities to be enticed & seduced by the Legally permitted & qualified boys & men (It SHOULD BE made sure that they all are ‘Registered’ & carry an Aadhar Card, to get this benefit!) ‘promising’ a marriage of heaven & earth! Then, the Enlightened Girls can LEGALLY be enticed & seduced, as after a girl reaching 18 seduction & enticement is STRICTLY legal! No legal hawk of India ever thought HOW can a male attract a female without a little bit of enticement, seduction, misinformation, untruth, pretention etc WHEN all other departments of the so called modern life are FULL of these things as WE SEE IN ALL THE ADVERTISEMENTS, scattered all over media, LEGALLY!

In a country where the girl can ‘legally’ be shamelessly exploited 24/7 by everyone ‘much before’ she turns 18, in all OTHER departments of Life, from the time she is born – BY numberless baby food makers, girl dress wallahs, toy manufacturing companies, education systems, jewelers, girl child TV channel wallahs, ‘Registered’ advertisement wallahs, bikini suit wallahs, mini skirt wallahs, swim suit wallahs, short tennis skirt wallahs who sell their wares LEGALLY, wearing which the underwear is ALWAYS the most visible attraction etc -- only ‘Sexual’ things are denied & sin! And, according to Indian Law no girl can ‘SIN’ before 18 without being seduced by a male (He can be under age, over age or under-over age etc!) who ALWAYS seduces her ‘promising’ a marriage of heaven & earth!

The ‘FIRST’ thing to do to STOP this brutal destruction of Female Life, in India, is to (1) PROVIDE the harshest punishment to the rapist, that too with quick trial conducted. The other important things to be done are to (2) making all the girls, in India, understand that it is their PRIME & ONLY DUTY to protect themselves & their lives as they are FULLY RESPONSIBLE for their actions AS NO ONE can protect the one who is on the road to self destruction etc, (3) making girls aware of their ‘PHYSICAL’ limitations while confronted by a male in an unsafe situation etc, WHATEVER the feminists movements say or try to instill (4) restraining the media from the ‘Sensationalisation’ of rape AS Rape in India has NEVER reduced due to the media celebration of rape & it’s victims, (5) STOP harassing the Rape Victims with the STUPID methods of investigation like the 2 Finger Test, uncivilised behavior & questioning of the police force vis a vis the rape victim etc, (6) systematic, speedy & efficient use of fool proof methods like DNA testing etc without the ALL INTRUDING ATTITUDE of the investigating officers towards the rape victim (7) making the police & other officials who interact & investigate a rape case MOSTLY females that the victim is protected from MORE victimisation (8) sensible & non discriminatory laws be introduced that ‘Rape By Technical Reasons’ can be ‘completely’ avoided as is in the matter of Age Of Consent where it is ‘FOOLISHLY’ fixed @ 18 in the matter of an unmarried girl where as a married girl above the age 15 can have sex whenever & wherever, without having the CHARGE OF RAPE on her husband (9) simplification of the procedures in the rape cases that it can be completed within a couple of months (10) exclusion of the lawyers (AS SHOULD BE DONE IN MOST OF THE CASES, IN INDIA!!!) from the rape cases, as they  ALWAYS try to complicate & elongate things so that they MINT money from rape cases (AS from scientific evidence like DNA Test ‘MOST’ of the rape cases can be proved BEYOND any doubt & a sensible judge can come into conclusion without considering the arguments of the lawyer representing the rapist)!

Let’s, all Indians, STOP celebrating rapes & move ahead, hand in hand, to stamp out this inhuman practice of uncultured, brutal & inhuman minds as we did with a number of Social Evils like ‘Sati’! Let’s all STOP every male, female, medium & whatever moving in India from celebrating rape for their own selfish purposes and UNITE in asking the so called governments that profess to rule us in the name of democracy to heed what we common men & women of India demand HERE : An India Where No Life Or Prestige Of A Single Woman Is Lost Due To Our Negligence, Ignorance, Selfishness, Law, Government, Executive & NO BRUTE IS ALLOWED TO ROMP AROUND, HUNTING FOR THE NEXT VICTIM! 

ON ‘WHY’ THE RAPES CONTINUE ‘UNABATED’ IN INDIA!

In all the rapes happened in India, all these decades, NO ONE RAPED is a daughter, wife or mother of a police officer, judicial officer, politician of any stature, bureaucrat or the other powerful & influential persons TELLS THE TRUE STORY about THE RAPED in India – The Daughter, Wife or Mother Of The Common Man!

It is The Unprotected, Socially Vulnerable, Easily Gullible, Poor, Below The Social ‘Power’ Standards Girls & Women Who ARE The Daughter Or Wife Or Mother Of The Common Man Who Gets RAPED IN INDIA, CATTLE CLASS  – And, That Too, In Their THOUSANDS!

And, That Is Why Everyone Who ‘Can’ Do & Who ‘SHOULD’ Do Everything In This GRAVE Matter Keeps Himself SILENT , SHAMELESSLY SILENT!

Criminalising Sex & Girl 18 Clock!

When the girl, all of 16, had sex for the first time, with her lover of 4 intensive years, she never thought that he would be put behind the bars for ‘RAPING’ her! He was paraded all over the media as the one who RAPED an under aged girl, with a million EVIL designs in his mind, which SURELY include the persecution & annihilation of the entire nation of 50% girls, that will DEFINITELY invite various serious Indian CrPc sections of seduction & sedition!

In India, EVERY lover SHOULD wait till the clock –As in the story of Cinderella of the West!- welcomes ‘in’ a girl’s 18^th birthday to have sex or EVEN touch her sexually! Or else, his life will be stomped on by the legal dinosaurs who specialize on the silly seconds which differ GIGANTICALLY before & after the strike of a clock which announces a girl’s entrance into the 18th year, in India!

There are truck loads of indigenous clock makers in India who can STOP the 12’O clock of a girl from striking 18, who can eternally set the second hand of the Girl 18 clock a millionth of a second short of striking 18 & others that anyone falling in love with a girl, NOT watching cautiously where the second handle of the Girl 18 clock is, can be Strip-Prosecuted till immortality!

It is seen in the advertisements displayed on the digitalised channels - It is NOT available on the OLD & Vague analogue channels which are thrown away due to the TRAI Mama recommendations in favour of ‘transparency’, ‘quality’, ‘international watching experience’, ‘modernity’, clarity, stupidity, untruthfulness etc!- where the various Indian Standard Measurement departments vouchsafe that the Indian Certified Western clocks (ICWCs!) are the ONLY best & trustable Girl 18 Clocks (G18Cs!) available in the love MARKET, which can be bought by those who fall in love, paying a bomb!

Various Western Girl 18 clock companies have justified the KILLING PRICES of the ‘life saving’ Girl 18 clocks saying that without buying the original & accurate western clocks there is a very high degree of a chance to commit the gravest of the crimes – Termed as ‘Crime against humanity (CAH!)’ in various United Nations’ charters!- of having  something sexual with a girl who is a couple of a second short of her 18^th birthday!

The experts who know everything that is to be known also sharply reminded the so called liberated Indians that they are living in the Puritanical England & NOT in the post independent India, as they believe they are in, where all the laws (Mostly, related to sex & related things!) are based on the Puritanical views of a Christian England!

They didn’t forget to add in the very next breath that EVEN though same sex marriages, marriages between man & animals etc are allowed in India(A nation of Western stooges, who ape whatever stupidity the West stands for & promotes), in a phased manner, tailing the absurd & insane western nations which profess equality of everything existing –And, never practicing it- & Unnatural Sex is accepted from the age 1 as a policy matter to ATTRACT Foreign Direct Investment (FDI!), Natural Sex which can happen or will be permitted ‘ONLY’ between a man a woman will ‘ONLY’ be allowed on the sole basis of the West Made Girl 18 clock (WMG18C)!

People are EVEN thinking SERIOUSLY about the execution of the Girl 18 law (G18L!) ‘retrospectively’ that we can bring a lot of dead persons into its ambit & start ever lasting legal battles against them & their NOW existing extended families, in the millions, which will give jobs to millions of inefficient & jobless advocates of India & pump in never before FDI (The very moment it is allowed!) into legal field which NURTURES the Girl 18 Law of Puritanical India, making our foreign reserves safe!

All sorts of age tests (Which Include Carbon 14, 15, 16 & the Most Scientific Girl 18 Clock Test -G18CT!) on all the figures who are depicted in the intimate positions in the Khojaraho temples SHOULD BE conducted & IF some of the women depicted there are found underage, all the male figures who got into the act of intimacy with those underage figures & the sculptors who carved them SHOULD BE taken into police custody & the harshest of the penal code sections pinned on them, with retrospective effect! The unavailability of the presently available trusted Western Girl 18 clocks in those times SHOULD NOT be accepted as an excuse that EVERYONE should be taught a lesson!

Various stringent laws have to be enacted to make sure that people in India are NOT having sex with or EVEN hugging the government certified, Girl 18 Clock verified underage girls in their dreams & lie detectors SHOULD BE used on all the 18+ men -To start with!-  in India to make sure that no violation of the law is happening in their dreams that we have a puritanical nation! For that puritanical nation we can import billions of dollars worth lie detectors from the west & install them in every nook & corner of the country, after the thousands of CCTV cams we have already installed! Some of them can also be installed in the Himalayas that we can check & verify our gods’ dreams!

Various legal hawks have suggested that the Portuguese inquisition have a permanent bench in India that burning @ stake can be tried, on a trial basis, as an apt punishment for those who DARE to do sex just seconds or a couple of days ‘before’ the Girl 18 clock strikes 18! In their expert opinion, FEAR should be instilled inside everyone in India –Male!- when they start thinking about love, girls, their bodies, sex, hugging, kissing etc that they desist themselves from falling in love & having sex before their beloveds reach the Government Declared/Permitted Female ‘SEX’ Age (GDFSA!) 18!

Implementation of Genital Locking System (GLS!) on every male & female under 18 in India is a very good proposition that can be implemented through an ordinance as that will bring in the employment opportunity for thousands in the GLS industry & will surely contribute into Make in India genital lock production with 100% FDI!

The word ‘SEX’ SHOULD BE deleted from the dictionaries for people under 18, as the word can ‘STIMULATE’ underage people & ‘FORCE’ them into ‘SEX’ & wherever ‘else’ this word comes it SHOULD BE covered with any modern technology from the West or show a banner, as we do in our films when somebody is depicted drinking alcohol, stating that ‘Reading the word ‘SEX’ is injurious to health of the Under 18s!’!

Upping the age of ‘Legal Sex’ (LS  – ‘NOT’ to be confused with Lok Sabha!) to 25 or 30 can be one of the many ideas which can be put into practice & enacted into a law that ‘SEX SIN’ of Puritanical India be wiped out, completely!

It is an EMANCIPATING FACT in India that the very moment a girl reaches 18, she is SEXUALLY LIBERATED & FREED by her parents & society to do whatever sexually, 24/7! What is amazing is that they –the parents & the society- will do everything for her to make her achieve HER SEXUAL DESIRES which are ‘Legally Suppressed’ till she is 18! And, it is ‘legally’ possible, in India, for an over 18 girl to have a seamless sexual life without the moral policing of various sections of the society!

The so called Universal Indian Engagement (UIE!) which is done, all over the country, between a ‘Legally Weddable Male’ (In India a man can wed & have sex ONLY @ 21, which some INSENSIBLE FELLOWS call gender discrimination AS the girls can have the same @ 18!) & an Illegally ‘Weddable Girl’ (IWG!), FORCING them wait for the ‘Pleasures Of (Legal!) Wedding’ is  ‘ALLEGEDLY’ responsible for the Black Pleasures (Like the Unaccounted ‘Black Money’, ‘Black Pleasures’ are unaccounted, Illegal Pleasures (IP!) derived out of makeshift unsolemnised marriages –Here, in the name of ‘ENGAGEMENT’!), flooding the Love Market, a recent Western study has found!

Laws on sex SHOULD BE tightened that much that people SHOULD NOT even dare to think about sex that we can STOP the inflation of our demographic numbers as a part of our National Inflation Reduction Programme (NIRP!)! Even looking @ a woman SHOULD BE included in the section of molestation, outraging the modesty of women etc that our whole India becomes WHOLESOMELY PURITANICAL!

In India, the police is efficiently ‘trained’ to add ‘variety’ & ‘myriad’ sections of Indian penal code to the FIR against any male in India, if a male is in love with a girl & they had shared some private moments together and the parents of the Seconds Short 18 Girl (SS18G!) are worried about it (Most of the time, they will be, as it is what they have learned from the films & serials they watch in their TVs which transmit ‘ONLY’ digital signals of clarity, in these types of situations!)  & they have greased the palms of the concerned police officials to TEACH the male a lesson!

In India, when ‘SEX’ is done before 18, the male is the CULPRIT as ‘SEX” is a crime that will ‘ONLY’ be committed by the male (Male Chauvinism!), though gender equality is what Our Divine Right is – As ‘RAPE’ in India is the EXCLUSIVE right of the Indian Male, with various women’s wings fighting for the gender equality!

In a country where ‘The 2 Finger Test’ is officially & unofficially conducted on the rape victims to verify & confirm rape, it is a time for the WHO IS WHO of the ‘2 Finger Test Brigade’ (2FTB!) to rejoice as they have the unique opportunity to TEST a Before 18 Girl (B18G!) that they learn something ‘CRUCIAL’ & Scientifically sea changing that will add up to the GDP of the nation, which can compensate the depleting revenues from an ever shrinking agricultural sector!

It is a HARD FACT that America & the West, which are doggedly followed by the Indian systems of law allow consensual sex after 16, though millions involve in sexual relation much before this West Prescribed Age 16, without they getting incarcerated till immortality & strip prosecuted by the media & the systems of law, there; but, following doggedly whatever that is West & taking precedents from the Western legal systems in the Indian court verdicts, Indian law says 18 is the age, for the girls to have it!

Some ‘INSENSIBLE’ people say (This is ‘NOT” proven ‘SCIENTIFICALLY’, till date, is another fact!) that as the LAWS are created by the ‘OLD & OUT DATED’, most of the time, who are eons away from the ground realities or keep their eyes SHUT towards them, most of the laws created CLEARLY ‘exclude’ their creators’ OLD & OUT DATED’ circle of activity, and, as they say, “Laws Created/Made Are Always Obsolete By A Decade Or Two!”!

Hence, in the matter of ‘SEX’ & the Laws on Sex, these above mentioned ‘INSENSIBLE’ people see the OLD & OUT DATED hands of an OLD & OUT DATED’ generation of people who are well past the Sexual Pleasures of Life (SPL, ‘NOT’ to be confused with the much famous double IPL!!!) & see those who are there, in the present, with an UNDIMINISHING GRUDGE!

We SHOULD promote the SHIGANDISISATION (Where the nation is turned into one where there are no males or females BUT full of transgenders, as it seems to be the ‘NEW’ fad, all over the West!) of our nation, where all our Natural Urges are deleted wholesomely in favour of the Unnatural ones, in the name of laws & legality that there emerges a society of Youth which is NOT in any way connected to Nature & its simple pleasures & nuances!

Let’s keep SHAMELESSLY buying whatever that is West, throwing away our systems, our love, our sex life, our culture, our morality, our sense, our living structure, our sense of justice, our Life etc, JUST TO APE SOMETHING OR EVERYTHING THAT IS NON SENSIBLE, ABSTRACT & ALIEN to all those who are born in the Land of Wisdom – Bharat, now a days, called India!

The Registration And The Registered!

If the Uber (Uber Cabs of The Infamous Delhi Of The Rapists & Molesters!) had been registered as a radio taxi company, the molestation or THE SO CALLED ‘ALLEGED’ RAPE could not have happened seems to be the message one gets from the media & other ACTIONS sweeping across the SHELL SHOCKED (The millionth time!) nation!

If the same standards & ban ‘would have been’ applied earlier, Soumya’s Gruesome Rape & Murder in a running train in Kerala SHOULD HAVE ‘seen’ the banning of  all the train services in Kerala; this would have happened in various other states of India, as well, as rapes, molestation & murders continue to happen as daily occurrences in these public transport systems (Remember ‘Nirbhaya’ in Delhi & the lackadaisical attitude of the then governments, in 2012!) WHICH ARE ‘REGISTERED’ & GOVERNMENT APPROVED?! The HP Bangalore SHOULD have been closed, forever, when Prathiba was raped & murdered, if the same action would have been initiated, then, in 2008; the thing which saved the famed company from closure SHOULD have been the Registration Certificate it sported then?! That is the power of registration in India!

IT’S BEEN SUGGESTED BY THE MEDIA & THE AUTHORITIES CONCERNED (OR ‘CONCERNED’ AUTHORITIES??), that it is ‘SAFE’ for a prospective rapist, molester, murderer, pedophile & the ‘likeminded others’ to get themselves registered under the various registration acts & laws of India that they don’t get harassed by the SO CALLED AUTHORITIES, including the police; the ‘ONLY’ error the rapist of the Uber Cab did, ‘according to the people in the know’, which deprived him of the protection from prosecution provided under various Human Right Laws & other things (‘Only’ the offenders, criminals, terrorists & others have the Human Rights & Human Right Laws, in India!) was nothing but HIS FAILURE TO PROCURE A ‘REGISTRATION’ CERTIFICATE, from any of the millions of ‘Competent Authorities’ spread across the breadth & width of Our Multi Cultural Democratic Country!

The difference between the legal & illegal IN India IS Registration; in Developing India, EVEN IF you kill, while you are in possession of a registration certificate for killing, what you have done IS perfectly legal! That is why EVEN in the rapes, molestation & EVEN murders in the public transport buses, passenger trains etc the SAME ACTION which has been PROMPTLY announced in the matter of Uber (Cabs) is SELDOM taken or NEVER initiated. 

In India, after receiving a registration certificate (It is quite ‘LEGAL’ in India to manipulate whatever there is to be manipulated to get a registration via Chartered Accountants, Lawyers, Politicians, Local Bodies, Various Government Departments & Bodies, Middle Men, Influential Men etc!), one can do whatever one wishes to do! Whatever happens here in India, it is ONLY whether one, in any given situation, has registration or not is the SOLE thing that is verified! If one has the registration, all the other things vanish into thin air, in Developing India!

One comes to the ROCK SOLID conclusion that REGISTRATION is the most important thing in Our Independent India, the ‘ONLY’ thing which will PREVENT the untoward from happening! And, it seems that the various governments @ the centre & states are going to open, at the least, a million registration centres in every nook & corner of a DEVELOPING Bharath that everything will be in place, all the time!

They plan to open ‘Registration Centres’ for each & everything…………… for urinating, yawning, opening the mouth, shutting the opening mouth, batting an eye lid, scratching on one’s back, kissing in the open (As is in the Kiss Of Love & Kiss Of Hate campaigns!), selling ‘pesticide dipped’ fruits & vegetables, adulterating milk & water, destructively polluting air, land etc, degrading education, over pricing grocery items & all the items for the survival of citizens, manipulating & adulterating students minds with poisonous, irrelevant, useless things & matters, ‘illegal’ felling of thousands of square kilometers of forest land, cheating the citizens of India in the guise of various so called services provided (‘ONLY’ for the intelligent the ‘VICE’ in ‘service’ is always visible BUT the registration makes it –Vice/s!- ‘LEGAL’, in India!), poisoning of one’s body, mind & soul with all the sorts of things & matters etc!

For anyone who wants to take the Indians for a ride, the registration IS A PRE REQUISITE which will be made available by various governments @ the centre & states! And, the various ‘furious’ governments, including that one @ the centre & those @ the states, have taken a decision to sent all those who violate the Registration Law Of The Land to gallows or get them eliminated by the firing squads or let them be killed in fake encounters!

It is ‘a universal truth in India’ (‘3 laughs’ for the ‘SPECIAL’ Indian Universal Truth!) that those who are REGISTERED never do things like rape, cheating, fraud, duping, kidnapping, adulteration, poisoning, falsification, killing, molestation, rash driving, drunken driving & other millions of OFF STANDARD THINGS; hence, the ONE & ONLY SOLUTION (OR SHOULD WE CALL ‘IT’ PANACEA?!!) to all the problems of India IS REGISTRATION!

Hence, from now onwards, various governments in India will open the outlets for REGISTERING the thieves, rapists, pedophiles, money launderers, black marketers, molesters, professional killers, professional pick pockets, professional prostitutes, professional back stabbers, professional ignorant, professional lazy, professional cheats, professional seditionists, secessionists, separatists, terrorists, rippers, Anguleemalas, Raman Raghavans, Shobarajs, counterfeiters, anti social elements, usurpers & other varieties of ‘SOCIAL ELEMENTS’ that they come into the main stream of life in India!

The Various governments ALSO know pretty well that AFTER REGISTERATION whatever the registered do CAN NOT BE CALLED A CRIME AT ALL; after the registration, RAPE won’t be called a rape, murder won’t be called a murder, robbery won’t be called robbery, prostitution won’t be called by the same, money laundering won’t be called by that name, molestation won’t be called molestation, child abuse won’t be called child abuse, cheating won’t be called cheating, terrorism won’t be called by the same etc….! Who can call or who will dare to call these things the same names after the registration process??

The registration disqualifies all these things from getting called what all they had been called prior to registration! And, the various governments RIGHTLY decided to bring in BRAND NEW REGISTRATION PROCESS that India will be a nation sans all the evils of the world, which all the other nations on the surface of the earth will STILL be struggling with, incessantly! Oh…WHAT AN INDIA WE WILL BE LIVING IN WHEN THE REGISTRATION PROCESS IS FINISHED?!

It is well clear that all the Indians are looking forward to that day, when the process head of the well designed & excellently executed (Of course, with the whole hearted help of the Out Sourcing Giants of the world!) REGISTRATION PROGRAMME in India reports that EVEN the last of the UNREGISTERED rapists, molesters, pedophiles, cheats, robbers, murderers, terrorists & others have registered &, from now on, they will ‘proudly’ carry an ‘Internationally Valued Certificate’ [Like the ones which are carried ‘proudly’ by the parents of the students who spend MILLIONS –It is a fact that one has to spend ‘millions’ to have international education while the ordinary Indian spends ‘ONLY’ ‘thousands & lakhs’(Rhymes with ‘lacks’?!) for their ward’s Indian Education, which will NEVER be as same as the International one which comes with an International hue & cry (IHC!)!- for sending their children into the International Schools!] from the government in their hands!!

The IDEA CALLED INDIA will be TOTALLY different from the present one and, from then on, all the people from all the countries will folk in to India to have an Indian Registration (IR!) which will help us get the All Valuable Foreign Currencies we drool in our dreams about! And, all our development projects will get the SO CALLED much needed FDI from these in pouring foreign nationals for registration (FNFR!)!

It will be nice to have all these foreigners, though they may be – ‘ONLY’ may be!!- criminals from various backgrounds & countries as they can get a registration in India & at the same time atonement (‘Dirt Cheap’ –Due to the rupee depreciation & devaluation!- compared to the cost they ‘may’ incur in the West for the SAME REGISTRATION, if at all it is possible there – ‘Come & Register In India’ Slogan & Campaign will ‘then’ be in FULL swing!) for all the crimes they committed all their lives! We will then be called Purgatory India (PI!) where all the sins of all those Anti Social Elements of foreign lands (ASEFL!) will be wiped out or cleansed with the simple BUT effective method of ‘Indian Ingenuity’ – Registration (Remembering Martin Luther of 400-500 year old Germany or Prussia??)!

India NOW has a golden chance to become the ‘Registration Capital of the World’ (RCW!) as we have a CLEAN & EXPANSIVE Registration network! We can boast of millions of registered cases pending in the thousands of police stations here; we can boast of more than 3 crores of registered cases pending in various courts of India; we can boast of millions of registered unemployed in India; we can boast of thousands of registered rapes, molestation, abuses, murders etc in India; we can boast of registered thousands who die of malnutrition in India; we can boast of thousands of registered motorists who lose their lives in accidents in India; we can boast of hundreds of registered farmers who commit suicide in India; we can boast about millions of registered illiterates in India……! The list of the Registered Items in India, of which we can boast of, as we have seen just above, IS AWESOMELY long & winding…!

The Union Government @ the centre will, if what the people in the thick of things say is to be believed, open a Registration Ministry (RM!) which will then be considered ‘EVEN’ MUCH ABOVE the prime minister’s office & defense ministry & the Union Minister for Registration (UMR!) will be given warm receptions all over the world which will turn EVEN AN ALEXANDER OR HITLER green with envy; or, we may EVEN think that the prime ministership of our country will be subdued or made subservient to the ministership of the registration ministry!

Hence, let’s patiently wait for a Wholesomely Registered India’ (WRI!) where all the sins committed, all over the world, get wiped out by JUST registering @ one of the millions of Indian Registering Platforms (IRPs!) made available, by various ‘industrious’ governments in India! And, let’s search & find, as true Indians, all those who eat, drink & breathe without a valid ‘registration certificate’ from a VERY COMPETENT AUTHORITY in India that Our Motherland becomes ‘SWATCH’ (‘Clean’ in Hindi!) & ‘WHOLESOMELY REGISTERED’ WHERE WE, True Indians, ARE 100% SURE THAT NO ‘UNREGISTERED MAN’ EVER BREATH THE ‘REGISTERED AIR’ OF OUR ‘REGISTER COUNTRY’ (RC!)!