Criminalising Sex & Girl 18 Clock!

When the girl, all of 16, had sex for the first time, with her lover of 4 intensive years, she never thought that he would be put behind the bars for ‘RAPING’ her! He was paraded all over the media as the one who RAPED an under aged girl, with a million EVIL designs in his mind, which SURELY include the persecution & annihilation of the entire nation of 50% girls, that will DEFINITELY invite various serious Indian CrPc sections of seduction & sedition!

In India, EVERY lover SHOULD wait till the clock –As in the story of Cinderella of the West!- welcomes ‘in’ a girl’s 18^th birthday to have sex or EVEN touch her sexually! Or else, his life will be stomped on by the legal dinosaurs who specialize on the silly seconds which differ GIGANTICALLY before & after the strike of a clock which announces a girl’s entrance into the 18th year, in India!

There are truck loads of indigenous clock makers in India who can STOP the 12’O clock of a girl from striking 18, who can eternally set the second hand of the Girl 18 clock a millionth of a second short of striking 18 & others that anyone falling in love with a girl, NOT watching cautiously where the second handle of the Girl 18 clock is, can be Strip-Prosecuted till immortality!

It is seen in the advertisements displayed on the digitalised channels - It is NOT available on the OLD & Vague analogue channels which are thrown away due to the TRAI Mama recommendations in favour of ‘transparency’, ‘quality’, ‘international watching experience’, ‘modernity’, clarity, stupidity, untruthfulness etc!- where the various Indian Standard Measurement departments vouchsafe that the Indian Certified Western clocks (ICWCs!) are the ONLY best & trustable Girl 18 Clocks (G18Cs!) available in the love MARKET, which can be bought by those who fall in love, paying a bomb!

Various Western Girl 18 clock companies have justified the KILLING PRICES of the ‘life saving’ Girl 18 clocks saying that without buying the original & accurate western clocks there is a very high degree of a chance to commit the gravest of the crimes – Termed as ‘Crime against humanity (CAH!)’ in various United Nations’ charters!- of having  something sexual with a girl who is a couple of a second short of her 18^th birthday!

The experts who know everything that is to be known also sharply reminded the so called liberated Indians that they are living in the Puritanical England & NOT in the post independent India, as they believe they are in, where all the laws (Mostly, related to sex & related things!) are based on the Puritanical views of a Christian England!

They didn’t forget to add in the very next breath that EVEN though same sex marriages, marriages between man & animals etc are allowed in India(A nation of Western stooges, who ape whatever stupidity the West stands for & promotes), in a phased manner, tailing the absurd & insane western nations which profess equality of everything existing –And, never practicing it- & Unnatural Sex is accepted from the age 1 as a policy matter to ATTRACT Foreign Direct Investment (FDI!), Natural Sex which can happen or will be permitted ‘ONLY’ between a man a woman will ‘ONLY’ be allowed on the sole basis of the West Made Girl 18 clock (WMG18C)!

People are EVEN thinking SERIOUSLY about the execution of the Girl 18 law (G18L!) ‘retrospectively’ that we can bring a lot of dead persons into its ambit & start ever lasting legal battles against them & their NOW existing extended families, in the millions, which will give jobs to millions of inefficient & jobless advocates of India & pump in never before FDI (The very moment it is allowed!) into legal field which NURTURES the Girl 18 Law of Puritanical India, making our foreign reserves safe!

All sorts of age tests (Which Include Carbon 14, 15, 16 & the Most Scientific Girl 18 Clock Test -G18CT!) on all the figures who are depicted in the intimate positions in the Khojaraho temples SHOULD BE conducted & IF some of the women depicted there are found underage, all the male figures who got into the act of intimacy with those underage figures & the sculptors who carved them SHOULD BE taken into police custody & the harshest of the penal code sections pinned on them, with retrospective effect! The unavailability of the presently available trusted Western Girl 18 clocks in those times SHOULD NOT be accepted as an excuse that EVERYONE should be taught a lesson!

Various stringent laws have to be enacted to make sure that people in India are NOT having sex with or EVEN hugging the government certified, Girl 18 Clock verified underage girls in their dreams & lie detectors SHOULD BE used on all the 18+ men -To start with!-  in India to make sure that no violation of the law is happening in their dreams that we have a puritanical nation! For that puritanical nation we can import billions of dollars worth lie detectors from the west & install them in every nook & corner of the country, after the thousands of CCTV cams we have already installed! Some of them can also be installed in the Himalayas that we can check & verify our gods’ dreams!

Various legal hawks have suggested that the Portuguese inquisition have a permanent bench in India that burning @ stake can be tried, on a trial basis, as an apt punishment for those who DARE to do sex just seconds or a couple of days ‘before’ the Girl 18 clock strikes 18! In their expert opinion, FEAR should be instilled inside everyone in India –Male!- when they start thinking about love, girls, their bodies, sex, hugging, kissing etc that they desist themselves from falling in love & having sex before their beloveds reach the Government Declared/Permitted Female ‘SEX’ Age (GDFSA!) 18!

Implementation of Genital Locking System (GLS!) on every male & female under 18 in India is a very good proposition that can be implemented through an ordinance as that will bring in the employment opportunity for thousands in the GLS industry & will surely contribute into Make in India genital lock production with 100% FDI!

The word ‘SEX’ SHOULD BE deleted from the dictionaries for people under 18, as the word can ‘STIMULATE’ underage people & ‘FORCE’ them into ‘SEX’ & wherever ‘else’ this word comes it SHOULD BE covered with any modern technology from the West or show a banner, as we do in our films when somebody is depicted drinking alcohol, stating that ‘Reading the word ‘SEX’ is injurious to health of the Under 18s!’!

Upping the age of ‘Legal Sex’ (LS  – ‘NOT’ to be confused with Lok Sabha!) to 25 or 30 can be one of the many ideas which can be put into practice & enacted into a law that ‘SEX SIN’ of Puritanical India be wiped out, completely!

It is an EMANCIPATING FACT in India that the very moment a girl reaches 18, she is SEXUALLY LIBERATED & FREED by her parents & society to do whatever sexually, 24/7! What is amazing is that they –the parents & the society- will do everything for her to make her achieve HER SEXUAL DESIRES which are ‘Legally Suppressed’ till she is 18! And, it is ‘legally’ possible, in India, for an over 18 girl to have a seamless sexual life without the moral policing of various sections of the society!

The so called Universal Indian Engagement (UIE!) which is done, all over the country, between a ‘Legally Weddable Male’ (In India a man can wed & have sex ONLY @ 21, which some INSENSIBLE FELLOWS call gender discrimination AS the girls can have the same @ 18!) & an Illegally ‘Weddable Girl’ (IWG!), FORCING them wait for the ‘Pleasures Of (Legal!) Wedding’ is  ‘ALLEGEDLY’ responsible for the Black Pleasures (Like the Unaccounted ‘Black Money’, ‘Black Pleasures’ are unaccounted, Illegal Pleasures (IP!) derived out of makeshift unsolemnised marriages –Here, in the name of ‘ENGAGEMENT’!), flooding the Love Market, a recent Western study has found!

Laws on sex SHOULD BE tightened that much that people SHOULD NOT even dare to think about sex that we can STOP the inflation of our demographic numbers as a part of our National Inflation Reduction Programme (NIRP!)! Even looking @ a woman SHOULD BE included in the section of molestation, outraging the modesty of women etc that our whole India becomes WHOLESOMELY PURITANICAL!

In India, the police is efficiently ‘trained’ to add ‘variety’ & ‘myriad’ sections of Indian penal code to the FIR against any male in India, if a male is in love with a girl & they had shared some private moments together and the parents of the Seconds Short 18 Girl (SS18G!) are worried about it (Most of the time, they will be, as it is what they have learned from the films & serials they watch in their TVs which transmit ‘ONLY’ digital signals of clarity, in these types of situations!)  & they have greased the palms of the concerned police officials to TEACH the male a lesson!

In India, when ‘SEX’ is done before 18, the male is the CULPRIT as ‘SEX” is a crime that will ‘ONLY’ be committed by the male (Male Chauvinism!), though gender equality is what Our Divine Right is – As ‘RAPE’ in India is the EXCLUSIVE right of the Indian Male, with various women’s wings fighting for the gender equality!

In a country where ‘The 2 Finger Test’ is officially & unofficially conducted on the rape victims to verify & confirm rape, it is a time for the WHO IS WHO of the ‘2 Finger Test Brigade’ (2FTB!) to rejoice as they have the unique opportunity to TEST a Before 18 Girl (B18G!) that they learn something ‘CRUCIAL’ & Scientifically sea changing that will add up to the GDP of the nation, which can compensate the depleting revenues from an ever shrinking agricultural sector!

It is a HARD FACT that America & the West, which are doggedly followed by the Indian systems of law allow consensual sex after 16, though millions involve in sexual relation much before this West Prescribed Age 16, without they getting incarcerated till immortality & strip prosecuted by the media & the systems of law, there; but, following doggedly whatever that is West & taking precedents from the Western legal systems in the Indian court verdicts, Indian law says 18 is the age, for the girls to have it!

Some ‘INSENSIBLE’ people say (This is ‘NOT” proven ‘SCIENTIFICALLY’, till date, is another fact!) that as the LAWS are created by the ‘OLD & OUT DATED’, most of the time, who are eons away from the ground realities or keep their eyes SHUT towards them, most of the laws created CLEARLY ‘exclude’ their creators’ OLD & OUT DATED’ circle of activity, and, as they say, “Laws Created/Made Are Always Obsolete By A Decade Or Two!”!

Hence, in the matter of ‘SEX’ & the Laws on Sex, these above mentioned ‘INSENSIBLE’ people see the OLD & OUT DATED hands of an OLD & OUT DATED’ generation of people who are well past the Sexual Pleasures of Life (SPL, ‘NOT’ to be confused with the much famous double IPL!!!) & see those who are there, in the present, with an UNDIMINISHING GRUDGE!

We SHOULD promote the SHIGANDISISATION (Where the nation is turned into one where there are no males or females BUT full of transgenders, as it seems to be the ‘NEW’ fad, all over the West!) of our nation, where all our Natural Urges are deleted wholesomely in favour of the Unnatural ones, in the name of laws & legality that there emerges a society of Youth which is NOT in any way connected to Nature & its simple pleasures & nuances!

Let’s keep SHAMELESSLY buying whatever that is West, throwing away our systems, our love, our sex life, our culture, our morality, our sense, our living structure, our sense of justice, our Life etc, JUST TO APE SOMETHING OR EVERYTHING THAT IS NON SENSIBLE, ABSTRACT & ALIEN to all those who are born in the Land of Wisdom – Bharat, now a days, called India!

EQUA LITY & THE 33% REVOLUTION!

All these days we have been continuously bombarded with the word EQUALITY! Sometimes, we even doubted whether we have unknowingly moved back to the times of the French Revolution! Everyone has become a subject expert & whatever one says has become the ultimate truth! Women, of all ages, levels, professions & of all standards have at the top of their voices screamed EQUALITY! Media trumpeted EQUALITY TO WOMEN...! Political godfathers & parties pained to prove themselves as the SAVIOURS OF THE WOMEN FOLK of the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! They were trumpeted as the SAVIOUR, these POOR, HAPLESS CREATURES HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE MILLENIA! But, someone kept wailing at the Wailing Wall for HIM to come!


The POWERS THAT BE strived night & day to push the Reservation Bill & get it passed somehow, by hook or by crook! They burned midnight oil- at these times of oil price hikes!-to reach the ULTIMATE & ALL PURGING POINT OF FEMALE EQUALITY & EMANCIPATION! 33% reservation for women in the Indian Parliament became the Be All & End All of their existence! They screamed all over the media about the NEVER BEFORE BENEFITS POOR WOMEN FOLK WILL ENJOY JUST AFTER THIS 33% & THE EQUALITY THEY WILL ENJOY THE VERY NEXT MOMENT THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT PASSED THE 33% RESERVATION BILL! The experts wrote SERIAL ESSAYS in the news papers & magazines... the TV channels spent more than enough time to DISCUSS (Remember they never SHOTPUT or JAVELIN...THANK GOD!) the VARIOUS ANGLES OF EQUALITY & SOCIAL CHANGES THIS 33% EQUALITY BRINGS!


People find it easy to forget that there has never been such a thing as EQUALITY in Human History... And, more than anything else the word itself had been a misnomer of a thing which never ever existed on the surface of this earth! As, some intelligent mind has found out “It is some sort of a game (the Equality Game! – in which Blindfolded People Try To Catch A Non-Existent Black Cat, Inside a Dark Room!”) where people try to find THIS GREAT THING CALLED EQUALITY! The elected lions & lionesses of the Indian Parliament find themselves head over heel on this VERY SIGNIFICANT SOLE-ULTIMATE-MATTER IN THEIR EXISTENCE! They daily involve in their Word- Spitting-Competitions and then declare someone among them as the WORD-SPITTING-CHAMPION-OF THE DAY & rest for the day to come out again the very next day with full vigour & vitality to participate in the game again that SOMEDAY WILL BE THEIRS and their photographs will be printed out with the Greatest of all Tags for a Parliamentarian – THE WORD-SPITTING-CHAMPION-OF THE DAY!


What the present day Indian Public is witnessing -& at the same time they don’t understand too- is the near total destruction or sabotage of the entire system by the Present Day Elected Lions & Lionesses – supposing that we have a system at all!- as it is existing today, TO HAVE SOME JAI HOs while they slumber in their mansions & luxury vehicles; nothing more than that! Sabotaging the present system means taking back the system to where it all started thousands of years ago... that means BACK TO SQUARE ‘O!’ When this 33% of reservation is implemented, what will be the quality of the women who fill all the other positions, other than the gradually attained female parliamentary positions of the present? What sort of knowledge will they have to execute the responsibility they will be trusted with? Will they be able to do justice to the duty which will be entrusted upon them? Nobody thinks what will happen to a house which never had a foundation, leave alone strong foundation!? When the result of their action start to come out who will be those who will suffer & bear, as these people will be highly inefficient & incapable of driving an 8-Horse Chariot, as they never had the opportunity to even travel on a horse back! Of course, they will surely be controlled by the men folk who have the reins tightly in their hands & they will make these 33% do whatever they like to do. What we as Indians have to understand is that WE, THE PRESENT GENERATION & A COUPLE OF GENERATIONS TO COME ARE GOING TO SUFFER & SUFFER LIKE ANYTHING for an effort which might bear fruits someday in far distant future! IS IT SENSIBLE THAT WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES- THE PRESENT GENERATION & A COUPLE OF GENERATIONS TO COME- JUST TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES, knowing fully well that WE HAVE JUST ONLY ONE CHANCE TO LIVE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH?!


It is high time we start thinking whether it is worth We, the present of India, sacrifice ourselves on the altar of insensibility, moral sub-standardness, brainlessness, political tunnel vision & a million other stupid things to SOMETIME GET 33% EQUALITY FOR WOMEN!? What we are allowing to happen, keeping ourselves mum, is something which will further the degradation of the existing political & governmental systems & make all the Indians suffer 24/7, without segregating men & women! Then the suffering won’t be 33%, it will be a wholesome 100% for all! And, we forget senselessly that buckets can’t be equal to brooms, apples can’t be equal to oranges, cars can’t be equal to helicopters & Jupiter can’t be equal to the Sun! We try to forget that what we are trying to do here is trashing buckets to shape them as televisions & melting a newspaper to make a water holding beautiful cup! And of course, we are trying to make Iddalies as Masala Dosais and Chappaties as Curries! The thinkers of the 33% Equality don’t like the idea or fact that, from Time Immemorial, sands were never waters or trees the birds in the skies! If these 33% Equality People wish to be named in the History as Visionaries and Be Thought of as Developers of Modern 33% Equality, it is always better for them to take time to understand that India is a country where one of the earliest of civilizations originated & has been growing without any pause or break and it is where most of the things Cultured Human Beings Stand for in the Present including Mathematics, Science , Astronomy, Ayurveda, Mind Studies, Yoga etc. started breathing real life thousands of years ago. Let them think whether our culture teaches us to pull a faster one to catapult our ego to establish ourselves as False Prophets of False & Non Existent Gender Equality or not?! In India, where no revolution has taken place till date & even evolutions have taken the longest of time periods, it seems highly suspicious that someone takes the fastest steps to give life to this 33% Revolution!


Some day we will read, if things are altered as these 33% Revolutionaries wish to do, an altered Mahabharata where Lady Krishna will tell Lady Arjuna to fight Lady Duryodhan & Other Ladies for Dharam/Dharma; or else we will see Lady Kunti single-handedly fighting the entire Kaurav Ladies and defeating them in the Mahabharata War! If the 33% Revolutionaries succeed, we will also see a Lady Vyasa writing a Lady Ramayana & a Lady Aryabatta finding out some mind boggling mathematical & astronomical novelties! We will even find A Lady Vikramaditya becoming the founder of A 33% Lady Maurya Empire! It will be a TOTAL or 33% LADIFICATION of Everything to do justice to the womenfolk who vanished from this Earth thousands of years ago! All these at the least 33% Equality, though someone will call it a FALSE EUNUCH EQUALITY, will be a 33% COMPENSATION for all the difficulties, problems & segregation womenfolk has supposedly suffered all over the world, all over the millennia! It is going to be written in the golden letters that THIS 33% EQUALITY IS THE FIND OF THE INSATIABLE & ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT OF THE LADY INDIAN CULTURE WHERE THE LADIES ARE ALWAYS 33% EQUAL!