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Showing posts with label God’s Own Country. Show all posts
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Sunday, July 8, 2012

God Saves God's Own Country!


On Her Last Legs, Nature Does It, May Be For The Last Time!

The Monsoon has failed, may be for the first time in decades....! And, that is the picture emerging from the last few weeks of Rains or 'Not' Rains! From June its been predicted by one & all that it will be a normal monsoon & all the things were in order to welcome the much needed Monsoon of India! Everywhere weather forecasts were made about the oncoming Monsoon rains! Everyone was in preparation to welcome the on coming Monsoon Rains, from the south!

But, SOON everyone came to know that the Monsoon failed to arrive as it was thought of or in other words as the people of India have been seeing it come all these decades! The southern state of Kerala, where the Monsoons set its foot for the first time in India, has been waiting for the Monsoon rains by the last week of May. The state which becomes lush green in the months of Monsoon this time waited in vain...the Kerala Monsoon Tourism Sector which attracts thousands of people from all over the world stood dumfounded this time around, as the Monsoons didn’t arrive in Kerala as it has been doing all these long decades.

No one in the state even heard of the Monsoon playing truant like it did this monsoon season; no one ever, even in the wildest of the nightmares has seen this happening! The Indian Monsoon took clue from the Kerala Monsoon & reduced itself to mere trickles, where ever it went, traveling its decades' old familiar travel maps! It rained somewhere as if the Monsoons this year have some strong reservations on raining itself! It was stingier than the stingiest of the persons in the world, as far as raining is concerned!

Water level, all over India, especially in the southern states, which all solely depend on the monsoon rains for water, went well below normal for the very first time in the centuries old Monsoon season! All the dams, which are considered the main stay of the Indian electric power supply & irrigation (Most of them in the southern states depend solely on the Monsoons to fill their tummies!), stand almost completely drained! The so called power cuts are back in the system, for the first time ever, in the Monsoon season, due to the severe shortage of water in the dams! Even lakes have gone bone dry & the capital city of Tamilnadu, Chennai, the erstwhile Madras, is facing the severest water shortage in eons!

Not a single southern state is spared in this drastic change in the course of Monsoon rains! The experts & at the same time the commoners, in a unified voice, voice their concern & at the same time hide their concern by blaming all this on El Ninos, Global Warming & other undecipherable technical things! The analyses & the recast weather forecasts have been pouring down the media all these weeks. Even special 'poojas' were performed to propitiate the rain gods; whatever that is there to do to make the Monsoon rains come down were done, non stop, all these days; still, there is no trace of the Monsoon rains! The sowing of the Kharif Crops have not been done due to the lack of  Monsoon rains & hence the food situation for the morrows is certainly  going to be very grim as 70% & above of Indian Food production depends SOLELY on the monsoon rains!

But despite all the efforts, predictions, analyses & all, the still eluding thing is the very thing everyone has been  waiting for & doing all that they can do, including propitiating the rain gods etc, the Monsoon Rains! But, here, what the Indians, particularly those in the southern states don't understand is the most important role the mother of all rains, Mother Nature, plays here, impeccably! Nature, which never had politics, religion, cast, creed or colour is playing HER hand in a highly dexterous way that the haughty human being fails to understand her implications, which are there, for all to see, understand & assimilate!

What SHE does here is PROTECTING HER CHILDREN from certain & at the same time deadly disaster which will wipe out at the least 35-40 lakhs of people & deal a blow that will leave generations incapacitated! Though SHE knows that there will be severe problems if Monsoon fails SHE considers the lives of millions of people a better stake which SHE would not compromise on, ever! SHE knows that copious Monsoon Rains means copious water flow into the dams & refilling the ground water sources which all have been treacherously exploited by the extremely greedy human beings! SHE also knows that good monsoon rains mean good crops & better living conditions for the poor in the months after the rains! Despite knowing all these things SHE also know that good crops, good ground water levels, good & copious water flow into the dams from where irrigation is mostly done & the electricity is produced will not be any sort of a compensation for the deadly disaster which will befall millions of people if SHE RAINS HER MONSOON RAINS!

What SHE has done by stopping the Monsoons on their tracks is Protecting the evilishly passive & self centred Keralites who will, without having any chance, lose their precious lives in millions & generations of incomparable human suffering, which will be much more than the generations of sufferings of the Hiroshima & Nagasaki atomic bombings when SHE lets the Monsoons Rain & fill the Mullapperiyar Dam with their voluminous waters & the dam breaks at a certain point of time, which can be any moment after the usual Monsoon rains!

The Politics of Hatred, the Politics of Stupidity, the Politics of Arrogance, the Politics of Insensibility, the Politics of High Handedness, the Politics of Votes & Numbers, the Politics of Inhumanity, the Politics of Majority, the Politics of Minority  & all could not do anything at all when the Mullapperiyar Dam breaks open after the usual Monsoon rains & the water in it travels, all the way down, to the Arabian Sea, with the vengeance of a million tsunamis, taking everything with it on the final journey of millions of dead bodies of Humans, Animals, Trees & all!

It is so great that despite all the ground work expertly & covertly being done for this Holocaust to happen, by all the evil & villainous people who always fish in the puddled waters, the tragedy of epic proportions these scheming & villainous perpetrators waited to happen with baited breath & millions of wreaths to be placed on the numberless dead bodies in their name, failed to happen as Mother Nature (or should we say GOD?!) let the Monsoon fail for the first time in centuries & saved the people of Her (GOD's!) Own Country!

Despite all these things done by HER, ‘the extremely thankless & stupidly inactive people of Kerala’ keep doing all the sub human activities, oblivious of the fact that SHE won’t be protecting all those who treacherously keep destroying HER (Mother Nature) in the name of progress & all the other toxic man made programmes from where only wholesome destruction, annihilation & death will emerge!

 Special Note: Now as the Monsoon failed & the water flow into the Mullapperiyar Dam is at its lowest quantity, the all aggressive & insensibly selfish Tamil Political Exploiters would not be in a position to exert STUPID POLITICAL PRESSURE to elevate the water level in the Mullapperiyar Dam to THEIR EXPECTED LEVELS!

Now the question that pops up in one’s mind is whether the fanatically selfish & insensible politicians of Tamilnadu be able to threaten Mother Nature physically as they did in the case of Keralites, shatter Mother Nature into smithereens as they did with the Kerala shops & vehicles in Chennai & other parts of Tamilnadu, arm twist the Monsoon Rains as they did with the spineless politicians of Kerala, shamelessly bribe the Monsoon rains as they did with the treacherous officials of Kerala, block the Monsoon clouds indefinitely on the Tamilnadu border areas as they did with the transport system between Kerala & Tamilnadu, file a suit in the Supreme Court against Mother Nature & Monsoon Rains as they did against the Kerala People or not?! 

Monday, December 13, 2010

ഒരു പ്രവചനം / The Prophecy

മനുഷ്യതരാഹിത്യതിന്റെയും കൊടിയ അസിഷ്ണുതയുടെയും അലസതയുടെയും ജഡ്തയുടെയും കടുത്ത മേഘപടലങ്ങള്‍ ഞാനവിടെ കാണുന്നു! ഓര്ര്‍മഗളിലെനോ മുന്നോട്ടെരിയപ്പെട്ട ഒരു മഴു കാലത്തിന്റെ പൂര്‍ണതയില്‍ തിരിച്ചുപോഗുന്നത് ഞാന്‍ കാണുന്നു!

വലിയ വലിയ വൃക്ഷങ്ങള്‍ വളര്‍ത്തി കൊടിയ അലസതയുടെയും മനുഷ്യതരാഹിത്യതിന്റെയും അഗാത ഗഹ്വരങ്ങളില്‍നിന്നും പുറത്തുകടന്നു പ്രകൃതിയോടു മനസ്സറിഞ്ഞു മാപ്പ് പറഞ്ഞു തികഞ്ഞ മാനുഷീഗതയിലെക്യു അതിവേഗം മടങ്ങിയില്ലെങ്ങില്‍ ഒരു സോദോം ഗോമോറോയുടെ ആവര്‍ത്തനം ഞാന്‍ അവിടെ കാണുന്നു!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

MALAYALI - THE ENLIGHTENED KERALITE!

Secular India's one & only religiously created district is in Kerala, and that too happened way back in 1967! An Extremely Inactive Opposition Party & A Hyper Active Ruling Party are some of the special things the state offers! Ardent Opposition & Feverish No to Tractor, Computer, Pre-Degree Board, Smart City, Express High Way etc. first & then Fervent Implementation of the same by the same people who opposed it tooth & nail has been written in golden letters in Kerala History!

Universities where ONLY DIRTY POLITICTS IS TAUGHT & MADE IMBIBED FORCEFULLY 24/7 are Kerala Specialities! At Kerala Places like Parambikulam, Mullapperiyar etc. respective governments of Kerala always waited for the permission from their GOOD FRIEND Tamilnadu to come 24/7 even for removing a bag of sand from the dam sites they own! And, vehicles from Kerala continue to enter Kerala's own Parambikulam via Tamilnadu, paying taxes to Tamilnadu to enter Kerala’s own land! Water from Kerala dams is unobtrusively & slyly channelized to Tamilnadu, all these years, with the knowledge & tacit support of the respective governments- Inaction that is the ENLIGHTENED MOTTO!

Extremely Inactive and Idle group of people who depend on others outside God's Own Country for everything, including vegetables & food items, NEVER EVER USING hundreds of thousands of hectors of very fertile land is another Kerala Special! Wastefully consuming water, earth & forest and giving back nothing to Nature, finding no time even to plant a tree, but finding more than enough time to fell a number of trees just for fun, Enlightened Malayalees gleefully move on! It is a place where LEACHEROUS CONSUMPTION is an extremely favourite past time and WORK IS SITTING IDLE & IDLENESS RELIGION! Irresponsible Education System developed exclusively by the Enlightened People of God’s Own Country, where, once, EVEN POLICE PERSONNEL EVALUATED ANSWER SHEETS OF COLLEGE STUDENTS, & recovered hundreds of answer sheets of Highly Unfortunate Students from the water tanks of A Particular University months after the evaluation of Star Crossed Students got finished and the results declared -1986 to be specific!-, is nothing but Kerala Model Enlightenment!

Kerala Is God’s Own Country Where Adulteration & Selling spurious & duplicate things are a fad; it is a place where government employees behave as these were Good Old Royal Days & They Are True Royal Blood; it is where red-tapism is a celebrated virtue & of course IDLENESS THE NATURE! It is also Hartal /Bandh’s Own Country Where a Couple of Illegal Bandhs & Hartals (Name Changed to escape The All Seeing Eyes of Indian Courts) a week is a part of anything existing in Kerala! It is where for under 5 hours of lazy-work people charge a very low daily wage of 300-400 Indian rupees, where these 5 hours are spent to paint only ONE SIDE OF A WINDOW PANE, hence making it Lazy Workers’ Own Country! It is a great place where AC theatres seldom switch ACs on after charging for AC!

It is a good place where Enlightened Boot Lickers ascend ‘the Future Moulding Institutions’ like Schools, Colleges etc, where quality is a PIOUS WORD of which's Meaning Nobody knows & people in the TOTAL LACK OF KNOWLEDGE take decisions of extreme significance; and it is a place where the Enlightened Ones don’t even know a THING CALLED TIME exists! It is a happening place where Every Happening Is An Accident! Here is the place where policy makers are WELL -UN-AWARE OF what they are doing! Here the Enlightened Ones talk KILOMETRES & KILOGRAMS ABOUT NOTHING! It is a place where all types of scandals, tricks, swindles, cheating and the likes are played out every second & LIFE IS LIVED ACCORDING TO SOME STUPID'S FOOLISH IDEOLOGY! It is a great place where the Mother Tongue is LOOKED DOWN UPON & A GATHERING OF TWO ENLIGHTENED MALAYALEES IS THE WORLD PARLIAMENT OF UNNECESSARY, INSIGNIFICANT, NEVER ENDING & USELESS DEBATE & ARGUMENT!

It is a wonderful happening place where neighbours pour boiled water onto the planted saplings of the neighbour's plants & accuse the demons of night [Particularly the poor Marutha-A Form of Evil Spirit, Njavanengadan-Another Form of Very Local Evil Spirit, Kozhiyum Makkalum (Hen & Chicks - The other form of a Local Deity!), Thervazhca & company] for the sudden decaying & demise of the sapling! Here we see & meet millions of Enlightened Minds/Mindsets Which Never See or Appreciate Quality in Any Form-Here Quality Is Kicked Out As Evil! It is a land of Enlightened Ones Where Mediocrity & Banality are the topics of most of the modern day ballad and creativity is almost dead & work ethics totally destroyed! It is the only place on our mother Earth where PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY BUSY DOING NOTHING & life is the very basics of a human life like FOOD, SHELTER, CLOTHING & A LOT OF GAS!

THE MALAYALI OUTSIDE GOD’S OWN COUNTRY!
The Malayali Outside is some what different; there, he/she is an extremely well-made & efficient creature, well known for his/her education, knowledge & culture! Nobody looks beyond this peripheral beauty of Malayali! The selfish giant that he/she is, will impose upon anyone who is ready to be imposed upon & start the work of sucking off the sap of the imposed one till that point where the imposed one is not in a state of any use to the imposter; then, he/she moves to another hapless creature, to impose on him/her. He/she feigns knowledge, culture & education even in the fields where he/she doesn’t know even the ABCDs!

She will claim that it is because some one switched on the mixer grinder or an iron box one & a half kilometre from where she stands, the power has gone in their locality & the strongest of acids is human urine, which will definitely find some takers, due to the HEARD-KNOWLEDGE of the MALAYALEES! In the case of living in separate houses, it is always better TWO MALAYALEES live at the least with another one – anyone other than a Malayali- between their houses, lest that locality will never see peace again!

She will use water wastefully, as they are used to in their God’s Own Country, and pretend to he very highly conscious of Cleanliness & Hygiene, despite being extremely poor about these two very important things! She will take bath twice a day & remain unclean most of the day. She seldom uses her hand kerchief & uses some other means to wipe off her running nose! She/he talks aloud about the incompetence the Malayalees have in the matter of English Language & make parodies mocking them; he/she learns to MIMICK a couple of words in English & parrot English in unnecessary places & in awkward situations like where there are no English Speakers! If another Malayali (Trying hard To Become An Enlightened One), who is low in confidence, as far as Spoken English is concerned, speaks or asks something in Malayalam to One of the Enlightened Ones, he/she will pretend that he/she is from America & Speak Chinese English with strong Sinhalese Accent, which no one in the world can understand!

And, it is a pleasure & pain, at the same time, to watch this Great Selfish-Malayali Outside God’s Own Country of Yore move forward, helping no one but oneself, losing a lot and gaining only a trifle in the matter of Real Education, that is LIFE!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

THE GODS OF THEIR OWN COUNTRY!

The tragedy occurred in Thekkady, Kerala, in which 45 tourists lost their lives has been be- mourned by thousands all over India. A hasty enquiry into the incident has been initiated. News papers printed out whatever they considered right; news channels made it a sort of celebration. The official version, as always lacking in quality & clarity, tried to blame the tragedy on a couple of people and washed their hands as usual. The people lost their lives never uttered a word of complaint & they never said HOW HAPPY THEY WERE WHEN THE TRAGEDY TOOK THIER SOULS!

The inefficiency of the driver of the boat, the improper design & construction of the ill fated boat, the inefficiency & neglect from the part of the forest guard on the boarding point, the senselessness of the tourists who moved swiftly onto a side of the ill fated boat when they sighted a herd of elephants & a million other THEORIES OF PROBABILITY were circulated & discussed day and night. The person who gave the fitness certificate to the boat came again to inspect the boat after the tragedy & gave it another fitness certificate of perfection. The farce continued with at the least the people of Kerala watching with bated breath.

What people forget is that THE TRAGEDY WAS WAITING TO HAPPEN IN THEKKADY, all these years! And, SUCH TRAGEDIES ARE WAITING TO HAPPEN IN MOST OF THE TOURIST SPOTS IN KERALA! And, people forget this fact too that it is the SHEER LUCK OF THE TOURISTS WHICH SAVE THEIR LIVES DAY IN & DAY OUT IN MOST OF THE TOURIST SPOTS OF KERALA!
When KNOWLEDGE, EFFICIENCY, DEDICATION, STRICT COMPLIANCE TO THE SAFETY STANDARDS & MEASURES, PROPER IMPLEMENTATION OF THE RULES & REGULATIONS, STRICT ADHERENCE TO THE RULES & REGULATIONS & PROPER GUIDANCE have to be the corner stones of ANY QUALITY TOURIST FACILITY OR SPOT , excluding these very things, one will find everything else in OUR GOD’S OWN COUNTRY, KERALA!

When Thattekkad (in Kerala) Boat Tragedy mitigated 18 innocent lives of hapless school children, there too we had enquiry missions & fault finders galore! But, none could give back the precious lives lost. Instead, we got another number of enquiry & inquiry reports. There too we had culprits & irresponsible people in large numbers. But, in a month or so all that happened in Thattekkad was completely forgotten and ALL PATIENTLY WAITED FOR ANOTHER TRAGEDY TO HAPPEN, DUE TO INEFFECIENCY, TILL THEKKADY HAPPENED!

When tourists go for boating all they expect & wish for is enjoyment with 100% safety to their being. But, what is offered is 100% enjoyment without any guarantee provided for one’s safety or life! IN THE TOURIST SPOTS/PLACES OF GOD’S OWN COUNTRY KERALA, THE OFFICIALS ARE THE GODS! What they do or utter is the ULTIMATE TRUTH & WISDOM; the rest is rubbish! In the category of officials, all from the sweeper to the manager are included! When a driver of a tourist department cab (carrying tourists to Rajamala-Munnar) & his chamchas think it is not worthy to stop where there is a water fall, as he is busy to finish the trip as early as possible that he can go to the cinema with his girl friend, he will stop the cab due to the pressure from the passengers -read tourists- for a second or to & then THREATENING THAT HEAVEY BOULDOURS WILL FALL FROM THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN (ANAMALAI) start the cab & leave the place immediately, making the tourists sitting idiots!

When the tourists in the Silent Valley National Park, Palakkad, Kerala start to enjoy the wonderful beauty of the setting sun from the top of the Watch-Tower (Around 5 in the evening!), FROM THE HEAVENS THE GOD - the driver of the forest department vehicle or the qualified guide provided ( the sweeper or a rubber tapper provided from the OFFICE OF THE GODS at the starting point ) from the starting point – for which we have to pay 150/- bucks - THUNDERS THAT it is time to go back as at 7pm we have to be at the staring point as the GUARD GOD at the entry point (1hour downward from the watch-tower) has to run an errand for his drunken friend! In most of the days, at the OFFICE OF THE GODS, the GODS will be busy with MAKING THEMSELVES BUSY THAT NOTHING WORK PROPERLY! WE OFTEN SEE THE GODS MOVING HERE & THERE LIKE LIGHTNING INSIDE THE OFFICE OF THE GODS & ORDINARY MORTALS WAITING THE GODS TO HAVE A PASS TO ENTER THE PARADISE WITH AN AUTHORISED & AUTHORITATIVE GUIDE, WHO IS THE WISDOM PERSONIFIED!

At Parambikulam, Sholayar, Athirappilli & Vazhachal Water Falls and a lot of other tourist spots TOURISTS GO TO ENJOY AT THEIR OWN RISK & PERIL! In most of the tourist places in Kerala, THE SECURITY & SAFETY OF THE TOURIST IS THE LEAST CONSIDERED FACTOR! Everywhere THE TOURIST AUTHORITY GODS (officials = the sweeper to the manager) KEEP DOING WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN DOING ALL THESE YEARS......THAT IS DOING NOTHING! When something tragic happens, THE GODS ENGAGE THEMSELVES IN THE GAME OF “BUCK PASSING” till the tragedy is forgotten!

The tourists seldom remember/think that KERALA IS A PLACE WHERE TORNAEDOS CAN THROW A TRAIN OUT OF ITS TRACK & TAKE A HUNDRED LIVES, COMING FROM NOWHERE! And, they never will know that MOST OF THE BOATS WITH THE TOURISM DEPARTMENT, IF EXAMINED PROPERLY, WILL HAVE ONE FATAL FLAW OR ANOTHER, WHICH WILL COME TO THE PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE ONLY WHEN THERE HAPPENES A TRAGEDY LIKE THAT ONE HAPPENED AT THATTEKKAD OR THEKKADY! And they will never understand that in Kerala (as is in most parts of our dear country India) THE RESCUE OPERATION IS THE COLLECTION OF THE DEAD BODIES, hours after a tragedy strikes! And, the poor tourists will never know that KERALA IS A STATE, WHICH SITS IT’S HANDS VOLUNTARILY TIED IN FRONT, DOING NOTHING ON A VERY DANGEROUS TIME BOMB NAMED MULLAPPERIYAR DAM (Near Which the Thekkady Tragedy occurred!), which can just erase 3 or 4 districts of Kerala in no time, if collapsed! What is known for sure is that the thrifty Keralite will rise as a phoenix from any disaster and move forward in THE TRUST & BELIEF THAT NOTHING TRAGIC WILL HAPPEN........ AGAIN!!!