The Signature Of The Ill Informed!

In the thousands of movies & thousands of serials we have been watching, all these decades, we have ALWAYS seen an AUTHORISED PERSON (AP!) putting down his signature, extremely emotionally & with hyper tension, on the papers given to him by the hospital staff, before an operation or surgery is going to take place, where there are no guarantees of a success……!

It is or will be written on the piece/s of paper, given to the AP, that the operation, whether major or minor, is going to be performed on the patient & whatever responsibility is there (Which means the ‘CASUALTY’ etc!) is the ‘SOLE’ responsibility of the Authorised Person (AP!) who puts his signature on the piece of paper provided & there are no responsibilities, whatsoever, to the doctor who is conducting the operation & other hospital officials, who are there ‘ONLY’ for making the AP sign the paper or papers with CASUALTY CLAUSE (CC!) printed in BOLD letters!

It is a VERY NICE MOVE (‘!!!’ mark is used in Chess to indicate ‘SUCH’ a good move!) from the doctor fraternity (Or ‘Hospital Fraternity!?) as AFTER getting the signature from the ‘AUTHORITY’ OF THE PERSON ON WHOM THE OPERATION IS GOING TO BE PERFORMED, the doctor can perform his or her duty TENSION FREE & have a crack @ the right & real problem, without seriously thinking & uselessly getting worried about the repercussions which may arise out of nothing IF, a BIG ‘if’, the operation or such similar things fail! It is ‘ALWAYS’ nice to be on the safer side of the Hospital Fence (HF!)!

BUT, the thousands & lakhs of poor signatories, all these decades, NEVER understood EXACTLY what GREAT THINGS they had all been doing! All these decades they SELDOM understood they Vouchsafed/stood guarantee for the various governments, medical colleges, medicinal industry, medical instruments, doctors, nurses & a lot of other great persons & personalities…….! And, the SIGNATORIES, even now, don’t know that they keep on doing the good & great work their previous generations had started, nonstop, guaranteeing for all the above said people who are there in their millions!

It is NEVER remembered that these signatories (APs!) are doing the selfless work of guaranteeing the SAFETY & INTEGRITY of this much of the people & their lives! It is seldom remembered that they are safe guarding more people than the personnel who guard the borders of our EVER PORUS country! And, they are standing guarantee for more people than for whose veracity the gazetted officers of India stand guarantee for! The HARDEST of the facts is that this selfless act of STANDING GUARANTEE (SG!) is ‘NEVER’ appreciated by anyone, leave alone the governments & other organizations & people who are the direct beneficiaries of SG of these selfless persons in millions!

It is heard from the ‘Trusted Sources’, who NEVER wish to be identified as they are ‘NOT’ authorised –As ARE the APs!- by anyone noteworthy, that the proposal for giving the APs the bravery awards & ‘EVEN’ Param Veer Chakras (PVCs!) has been moved by the ‘Honourable’ ‘WHO IS WHO’ of the Indian Polity! It is ALSO heard from the Trusted Sources (TSs!) that there are going to be a number of ‘online’ polling campaigns, in which anyone who spares time to post or poll an opinion will be charged by the Internet Authority (IA!) by a minimum & logical amount of Rs 10/- per second, for the time spend on the Poll OR Post Time (PT!) spent on the net, that the IA can take a decision in this matter, later!

It is NO JOKE that the APs are well considered for the President’s Gallantry Awards & EVEN the Param Veer Chakras as what these APs do is nothing short of greatest of the feats human being have EVER performed! What they stand guarantee for is nothing short of GIGANTIC!

What they stand guarantee for ARE (1) the medical educational system where more than 60% are entering the medical colleges of India to become doctors through the Behind the Door Operation (BDO!), where around $ 1.5 billion are changing hands, most of it BLACK MONEY, every year, at the least, in the last 10-12 years, (2) the innumerable medicines produced for the wholesome ‘CONSUMPTION’ –Which ARE supplied ‘OVER THE COUNTER’, ‘UNDER THE COUNTER’ , ‘IN MID AIR’ etc – in an Underdeveloped Emerging Consumer India (UECI – Pronounced ‘You See’!), (3) the greed & avarice of the ‘Hospital Companies OR Industry’ (HCI!), (4) the wholesome inefficiency, unaccountability & utter neglect of the other hospital staff ‘excluding’ the doctors – As they have ALREADY been mentioned & covered by the APs in the earlier chapters of the Guarantee Guide (GG!)!- (5) the efficiency of the inefficiency etc!      

Our various governments, @ the centre & states, have made it mandatory, over the years that to have an operation or surgery any one of the APs from the person’s side has to STAND GUARANTEE for (1) the STANDARD of medical education in India, (2) the originality & standard of the medical students in India (3) the quality & quantity of the INGREDIENTS in the medicines available in the ‘CONSUMER’ Markets (CMs!) of India , (4) the ‘SANITY’ of the persons in the medical field, (5) the free flowing & tension free family life of the persons (Medical Professionals!) involved in the process of surgery, (6) the quality of the medical equipment used in the surgery etc AS, ‘if’ the patient & the others present with him or her ‘fail’ or ‘deny’ ‘TRUSTING’ the prevailing system of medical training where the Hippocrates Oath is ceremoniously chanted @ the fag end of the passing out from the medical colleges & standing guarantee for it, who will TAKE the responsibility of those who SELDOM trust what is offered in the Hospitals cum commercial ventures?!

Then, there are welcome proposals from various quarters – The people in the know call them ‘Stake Holders’ whom everybody from the ruling governments to the sweepers of the Adivasi (Tribal!) Panchayaths SHOULD consult before taking any action! – to make the SG (Standing Guarantee!) as mandatory as the Aadhar Card has been made to (A) the train travelers who FORCE themselves into the CLOSELY PACKED ‘RESERVED’ COMPARTMENTS (CPRCs!), some of them dating back to the First Independence Struggle of India in 1857, (B) those who fly on the air planes, (C) those who travel in the badly maintained government, buses, boats & ships etc, (D) those who go for the various amusement parks in India where violations of safety laws are the order of the day, (E) those who buy heavily poisonous & adulterated food items from various market places including the well known & well advertised branded malls & all, (F) those who send their children to the various schools to get RAPED, MOLESTED, ABUSED etc (G) those who build their houses & other things, (H) those who buy various types of ‘safetyless’ vehicles from the sub standard vehicle markets of India, (I) those who breath in the heavily polluted air of Polluted India (PI!) , (J) those who use heavily polluted waters of India etc & others…..!

Let’s STRIVE for an India, where the position of a Standing Authorised Person (SAP!) IS MADE MANDATORY for one & all, for each & every purpose, matter, job etc that millions of Indians get employed as SAPs that there won’t be any FDI or Make In India option or Opening Up of Insurance, Defense & others sectors etc required to solve the EVER growing problem of unemployment in India; then, we can/will ALSO provide jobs to millions of other poor people from the African countries with these MUCH REWARDING glamorous jobs (MRGJs!) -where one Stands Guarantee to the Inefficiency, Incompetence, Falsehood, Ignorance, Arrogance etc of others whom ‘HE’ (SAP!) doesn’t have any idea about!- that we, India & Indians, eradicate poverty, starvation, malnutrition etc from the face of the Earth & be very proud of it, at the same time!

The Protesters!

The daily chores of Indians always included PROTESTS! They breathe, eat and drink PROTESTS! Sometimes, everyone is forced to think that 'Every Indian Is Born TO Be A Protester'! What is the problem with that, one may ask, as India IS considered The Nation Of Protests (Protests ‘ONLY’!) & Protesters, all over the world!

When we were in our school days, we were taught about the various types of protests -violent & non violent types!- with which the Freedom Struggle progressed & how at the end the Non Violent Protest –The only one of its kind!-  we succeeded in putting a FULL stop to the more than 200 year rule of India by the imperialistic British! In the schools we were given ‘expert level’ training to make placards of various shapes & hues which would become handy one day! And, 'With Manme Hai Biswas' that 'Hum Honge Kaamyaab' in making our protest visible & audible to the world 'One Day', we kept practicing the making of placards, even in our dreams!

It seems that India became independent in 1947 ‘ONLY’ to give freedom to the protesters of all the generations to come, in India! The modern day Indian can not even think of living without protesting as the idea (Freedom!) itself becomes absurd, as ‘What IS Freedom Without Protests?!’ IS the Question, in a billion minds of Free Indians or should we call them Free Protesters?! The various & innumerable ‘Professional Colleges’ in India provide excellent training for the Future Protesters (FPs – One billionth of whom become MPs!) that the nation move forward in ‘the right protesting direction’! Millions are preparing for the gruelling entrance exams various universities conduct for the limited seats various colleges under them have for this MUCH IN DEMAND course which is code named IIPM (Indian & International Protest Management!), in the brouchers!  

Any way, after Independence, the protesters are having a whale of a time! 24/7 Free India IS reverberating with protests! Protests against inflation, protests against price rise, protests against corruption, protests against infringement of personal freedom, protests against human rights violation in Uganda, protests against religious persecution of Tsarist Russia, protests against Hitler who killed 6 million Jews, protests against partial treatment of polar bear, protests against crimes against women, protests against the depleting glaciers, protests against civil war in Uganda, protests against the atrocities against the African monkeys, protest against the World Bank, protests against nuclear waste dumping in Morocco, protests against colonising of the Moon by vested interests, protests against human trafficking in Afghanistan, protests against discrimination the Amazonian wild cats face from the Amazonian hyenas, protests against the sand mining mafia in Siberian part of Russia, protests against the fuel price hike in Nicaragua, protests against the Swahili Aboriginal President as he eats endangered ants for his break fast, protests against the all pretentious species of fox & their chameleon counterparts, protests against the postman who seldom delivers the snail mail to the pigmies, protests against the persons who conducts various rackets with ‘Licences’ from the respective governments, protests against the all indulgent politicians all over the world, protests against the medical mafia which rule the world, protests against some religious comments made by the Norwegian president in his country, protests against the religious persecution the Arctic penguins face in the Arctic region, protests against the increasing amount of salinity in the sea water, all over the world, protests against the excessive heat at the equator, protests against the dusty nature of the Sahara desert, protests against Protest Temps (who are taken for ‘ONLY’ a short period of Time, i.e., part time protesters!), protests against protesters of various nations, protests against protests etc!

But, the fad now is ‘Aggressive Protests’, which entails the protester with the power to destroy infinitely! In this latest version of the old thing, the protester can do anything he or she wishes – he can threaten, terrify, destroy, damage, attack, suppress, beat one into pulp, kill, intimidate etc without facing any consequences! In this modern& latest form of aggression, the protesters can go scot free at the expense of the tax payer & the common man! The Aggressive Protester is NOT & NEVER responsible for his actions, whatever they may, and, nobody will ever hold him responsible for the atrocities & destruction he causes in the name of the most modern version of the old trick!

The nicest thing about ‘Aggressive Protesting’ is that the person who is even in the minority of one can create the damage in a very extensive scale as he can hire the great services of temps (To the great grief of the FULL time protesters!) to execute his ‘Aggressive Protests’ country wide, with a little help from the anti social & scrupulous elements in the Free Indian Society of Protesters! The government policy IS that if ‘Aggressive Protests’ are staged it is the duty of the law enforcement agencies, including the police personnel, to look elsewhere & feign they are witnessing something creative & nation building! It is also the policy of the government that all the protection SHOULD BE provided to all those who conducts ‘Aggressive Protests’, damaging everything in their sight; the governments know pretty well that otherwise they will be tarnished as human right violators of Hitleroric Proportions!

The well wishers of the Free Country are in serious discussion over whether one should be given capital punishment if one ‘Aggressive Protester’ is taken into custody or he is pressed with charges of aggression during the ‘Aggressive Protests’ he conducts where huge losses are incurred by the public or the private! The government and ‘the who is who’ of India have been in deep discussion on what all benefits should be given to the ‘Aggressive Protesters’ that these people will get enough opportunity to disrupt & destroy the present structures of  destroyable things in the Free & Independent Modern India! There is also this large scale speculation that they (‘Aggressive Protesters’) will be directly inducted into the Hall of Fame for the Nation Builders as ‘It Is ONLY After Destruction Creation Happens!’

It is to be made CONSTITUTIONALLY LEGAL that whatever the ‘Aggressive Protesters’ say should be taken as the Truth Ultimate that if some Ill wishers wish to say something against them, the onus should solely be put on the defendant on whom the ‘Aggressive Protestors’ have unleashed damage, assault, destruction etc of great proportions! It is also suggested that the Status Quo should be maintained as the ‘Aggressive Protestors’ should be able to Protest Unlimitedly & Unobtrusively, damaging things & matters , in whatever way they device, for anything & everything  they think fit, i.e. most of the things which happen outside the living place & time where the ‘Aggressive Protestors’ reside – Read ‘Free India’!

The stones they pelt should be sourced by the government, using the common man’s money as taxes etc & if required the Temp Protesters of the One Man ‘Aggressive Protestor’ should be supplied by the government, as the Universal Sign of Human Rights Protection, Religious Sentiment Protection, Hurt Feeling Protection, ‘Aggressive Protestors’ Protection etc! And, it should also be discussed whether ‘Aggressive Protestors’ should be decorated with the Padmavibushans, Padmabushans & Padmasrees etc according to the severity of the damages these ‘Aggressive Protestors’ do to the free Country where everyone is Free To Do Whatever One Wishes To DO In The Name OF ‘Aggressive Protesting’! If the damage to the country IS debilitating we should also think of conferring Bharath Rathnas on those rare ‘Aggressive Protestors’ of Yore!

It is pretty much correct & obligatory that we, the Free Indians, should ban  Salman Rushdie, Taslima Nasrin, Kamal Hassan & the ilk from entering Free India for life, as the ‘Aggressive Protestors’, who always are in the minority of ones or twos, have always stood against this type of people!  And, if we get an opportunity to get hold of them, then, definitely we, as Free & Proud Indians, should burn them at stake, with the help of the ‘Aggressive Protestors’, as nothing else would be more suitable for this type of people!

When in the dreams the ‘Aggressive Protester’ sees something that is not right according to his conscience, understanding & knowledge, he should be allowed & encouraged by one & all, and ofcourse the media in Free India, to protest violently & with maximum destruction to life & property of the selected ones whom the ‘Dreamer Aggressive Protestor’ considers the cause of his dreams or nightmares! And, it should be made mandatory that all the ‘Aggressive Protests’  be outsourced to Free India, Free of Cost, that the countries all over the world, where the problems are happening, can happily send them all & their accompanying ‘Aggressive Protests’ to India that the ‘Aggressive Protestors’ here make a living out of it!

Now a days, it is widely expected that a President’s Ordinance will come into effect, sooner than later, which states clearly that all the protests in Free Modern India SHOULD BE ‘ONLY’ about things & matters happening outside the borders of India with little or no connection to Free India & Free Indians that the ‘Aggressive Protestors’ can do whatever they wish to do with the life & property of Free Indians, with wholesome impunity & great appreciation from the Tolerant, Elsewhere Looking, High Quality Governments Of Free Modern India! 

The Education!

When he went to the computer institution for the first time with his parents to enquire about the courses offered there & their scope, the person who was sitting in the chair of the manager cum councillor cum marketing executive cum trainer cum psychologist cum man of wisdom cum etc uttered in a voice of disbelief & wonder that HE COULD BE THE NEXT THING IN COMPUTER ANIMATION & he saw Raja Ravi Varma + Picasso + Leonardo Da Vinci + The Topmost Hollywood Animator at the same time in HIM that HIS educated & well planning parents took 70000/- rupees out of their hard earned deposit & made HIM join one of the greatest of the animation courses offered by the greatest of the computer institutions Never Heard By Anyone In The World!

After a couple of years of ‘animatorly’ excellent & intense training (Which He & His family continuously spoke about in large volumes through out the duration of His Excellent Animator course!) from the Never Heard Of Famous Institution, now he is working inside Hollywood, the name he has given to his small room inside his house which earlier had a name ‘Innocence’! There he is trying to live the lives of Raja Ravi Varma, Picasso, Da Vinci & Other Greats of Hollywood Animators, at the same time,  without ever knowing that the crafty manager cum councillor cum marketing executive cum trainer cum psychologist cum man of wisdom cum what not in the World Famous Unknown Institution, where he learned to be a Raja Ravi Varma + Picasso + Leonardo Da Vinci + The Topmost Hollywood Animator etc, at the same time, spending 70000/- and a couple of precious years of his life, would be continuously finding out, non stop, new Raja Ravi Varmas, Picassos, Da Vincis, Michael Angelos & others, all these years after he finished his 'World Class Animator Course!

The education industry is flourishing in India as never before & their listed shares are sky rocketing in the bourses in the gambling investors' extremely greedy hope & expectation that one day everyone will be joining THESE QUALITY INSTITUTIONS & the benefits will be inexpressible as the parents of the younger generations to come are seemingly preparing themselves to give their children the best education & training possible, throwing away even lakhs and crores! They are rushing to all the quality institutions around them carrying their children & bank pass books & ATM cards that they never miss an opportunity, which will come only once in a blue moon, to get the best for their children who always deserve the best!

They start with carrying their 3 or 4 year olds & running to the so called Tiny Tots, Kids Wonder, Wonder What, Tiny House, Tiny Rainbow, Who Is Tiny, Tiny Stable, Rainbow Children, Rainbow Wonder, Kids' Heaven, Magical Kids, Tiny Squeezer, Tiny Idiot, Tiny Wonderful Stupid, Tiny Dare Devils, Tiny Hell Raisers, Tiny Kids Of Screaming Parents, Kids Who Wonder What etc & make their precious ones join any of these Heavenly Kid Care Institutions in the market - It is a greedy market, where any sort of trick is applied to extract the last paisa & cheat the easily gullible parent customer!- paying 40000/-, 50000/-, 70000/-, 100000/- for a 2-3 hour Heavenly Training & Care, 5 Days A Week for the next 8 or 9 months! And, it is a wonderful & quality thing that most of the trainers in these Heavenly Care & Training Institutions are those who never had any sort of training in anything worthwhile & never knew what quality, human developmental stages, child care etc are!

It is the nature of the present day generation that those who have money will only come back after admitting THEIR LITTLE DEAR ONES in one of these so called modern & money grabbing institutions, once they set out to make the admissions of their young ones! It has become a matter of prestige for the parents of some means to THROW THEIR LITTLE ONES into the care of those who learn the tricks of tricking people by squeezing even the last ounce from the parents of the little wonders!

It is the Herd Effect that has taken complete control over the Tiny Tot Business! If one goes to a Tiny Place & get the little one admitted for 100000/- then the Herd Effect begins! All of a sudden, from no where, the piece of information comes and spreads & all the others will make a beeline to that particular Tiny Place with their young ones in their carry bags & start joining their young wonders in that same Tiny Place! Nobody ever knows or rather cares that the first one –The Parents!- who went there  -Tiny Place!- never had a former education and they also never knew what any sort of training was! They also never knew or will ever know that the first one was the close relative of the persons who started the Tiny Place to fleece the Parent Customers & the first one never paid anything to get the admission for their young one! Its all in the game baby, is the attitude of the persons who run these sorts of institutions – From Tiny Places to the Animation Centres!

It is a wonderful practice among the people of India to do whatever to get their sons & daughters into any lavishly advertised Non Quality institutions! Quality is never a criterion in making their children join any place for any sort of training or coaching. The training or education institution selection process, most of the times, is based on Herd Effect, Lack of Knowledge on the Institution and its quality standards of teaching & training, lack of knowledge as far as discipline in the institution –which is one of the most important things a training or educational institution should have as one should have Quality- is concerned, opinion of the little knowing son or daughter, advice of a person who doesn’t know anything about the institution & the educational standards implemented there, the intuition of the worst kind, prejudices etc!

What people look for in the present is whether the son or daughter is O.K with the institution at the time of admission & whether they stay in the same impression till they finish the course there & move on! No one is concerned about the Quality things one’ son or daughter gets from the institution where one is going to admit one’s son or daughter; no body bothers about Quality these days, it is stated! If Quality has been the sole criterion of the institution selection process, then 99% of the educational & training institutions in India, including many of the so called famous institutions in the private sector, and of course, the government sector as well would certainly have downed the shutters for ever, eons ago & gone to other easily beneficial fields of trickery where Quality is not required!

 

It is interesting to note that most of the training & educational institutions, the so called trainers & teachers, the parents, the people who go for training & education to these training & educational institutions, the educational bodies, the education planners, the governments which CLAIM TO BE the regulators, modifiers & visualisers of the future generations etc never knew what they want to get & should get from an education institution or Education Itself, how to get it, should one get it at all after the so called master training OFFERED by the ALL KNOWING INSTITUTIONS etc! All over India, crores of people go to the training & education institutions in the hope that they will have SOMETHING –Remember this ‘SOMETHING’ is never defined in Quality terms!- and it will be of SOME USE – This ‘SOME’ too is never Qualitatively defined!-  to their future.

It is always acceptable that the people keep on hoping ‘Great Things’ from the training imparted in the training institutions, all over India, as ‘Great Things’ change from person to person & view point to view point! Hence, as these ‘Great Things Of Expectation’ changes as the polar changes in the Sun, no one will be in a position to blame any of the educational or training institutions in India & anybody else in the world on ‘THE NOTHING THEY GET’ spending thousands & lakhs of hard earned money; and, ofcourse, that is fine with the education & training institutions! And, with Quality, Discipline, Knowledge etc seen nowhere, we can see lakhs & lakhs of Indians spending lakhs & lakhs or Indian Rupee to GET NOTHING but IMAGINARY GREAT THINGS from the education or training they are Supposedly Getting from the institution/s they enter with Great Expectations! When one ponders properly, one can /will definitely come into the right conclusion that the people who are Supposedly Getting Educated & Trained in the myriads of institutions in India get what they really deserve & ask for - NOTHING!

When Einstein Missed The Greatest Discovery Of His Life!

“Sarwam Maya Jagath Mithya!” the Bharatiya have been repeating this phrase since time immemorial! Likewise, all these millennia, they also kept chanting in their souls & minds the Bharatiya words Athman, Athma, Bhoda/Bodha, Avabodha, Njnana, Brahma, Brahmanda Prapanch/Prapancha, Maya, Sasthra, Anu, Paramanu, Asthitva etc!

Nobody outside Bharath -or India as it is called in these days of degradation & disintegration!- came near the ideas transferred by the words Bhoda/Bodha, Avabodha etc till a German physician Sigmund Freud (The so called father of Psychology!) & his disciple Karl Yung (The so called father of Psycho Analysis!) proposed something sea changing –ONLY TO THE WORLD OUSIDE BHARATHA!- in their GREAT DISCOVERIES of Psychology & Psychology itself! The same thing happened with the phrase mentioned in the first line of this article as well; till another German Albert Einstein declared “Everything Is Relative!” the world outside Bharath/Bharatha never knew it! It can be A SO CALLED SCIENTIFIC COINCIDENCE THAT IT WAS TWO GERMANS WHO ‘DISCOVERED/INVENTED’ 2 SO CALLED SEA CHANGING IDEAS & both were familiar with The Indian Science (in the case of Einstein!) & Culture (In the case of Freud!)!

When ‘the So Called’ Arab Numerals & Mathematics revealed themselves in the world –And, ofcourse in the world outside Bharath!- the world was so spell bound by the Arab greatness that it saluted, named & trumpeted the Arabian Magic, without ever knowing that it was shameless copying of the copy cat Arabs they are writing eulogies of! The same was the case with Chess, Ayurveda, Astronomy, Meditation, Stories like Panchatantra, Hitopadesa etc, Existentialism and another million Bharatiya things which got shamelessly & secretly copied from Bharath & got displayed & promoted in the name of those who ‘SIMPLY COPIED & MARKETED THEM AS THE IMMORTAL FINDINGS OF THEIR SUBLIME INTELLECT! The never complaining true Bharatiya or the Indian, as he is called now a day, moved on “DOING HIS KARMA WITHOUT EVER THINKING ABOUT THE RESULT!” – THE IMMORTAL WAY OF NISH KAMA KARMA!

Germans in the 18th & 19th centuries had a lot of Bharatiya books & knowledge translated into German, basically from a tiny state of the present day India, Kerala! With the invention of Printing Press by ‘ANOTHER GERMAN’ WHO WORKED, STUDIED & COPIED WHATEVER THAT WAS BHARATIYA, LIVING ING IN KERALA, HERMAN GUNDERT, most of the books & knowledge he considered important he copied into German, as he was awe struck with the type & depth of the knowledge Bharatiya possessed all these millennia! He spent a very useful & large part of his life in Kerala when he understood that even spending his entire life in Bharatha would not be enough to gather even a10% knowledge of whatever there is in Bharatha! Hence, by the end of the 19th century ‘the who is who’ of the German intellects had an extremely fair idea what Bharath held in her history & culture alive! Hence, when Sigmund Freud went ahead with his Psychology & Yung moved on with his Psycho Analysis the Pure Bharatiya Ideas like Bhoda/Bodha, Avabodha etc were richly there in the German & European air and the Conscious, Subconscious & The Unconscious were nicely copied out of the Bharatiya ideas Bhoda/Bodha, Avabodha etc!

The idea of university originated in Bharath thousands of years back in the forms of Taxasila/Taxila, Nalanda, Vikramsila etc that thousands of people from all over the world swarmed to Bharath in those days to LEARN FROM WHAT CAN BE TERMED AS THE ONLY LEARNING PLACES FOR THE UNWORLDLY KNOWLEDGE! And, they spread whatever they learned from Bharath & Bharatiya Universities in their parts of the world as ‘their invaluable contributions to their cultures!’ It was at the fag end of all these thousands of years when Knowledge Flowed From Bharath the Father of Modern Physics (It is very interesting to know that most of the FATHERS of most of the things in the present day world are from WEST –And, ofcourse, mothers are seldom found in the so called sexually egalitarian WEST! - & EAST doesn’t have MANY FATHERS into its credit!) Albert Einstein was grandly invited by an extremely imaginative, pragmatic & efficient Diwan of the princely state of Travancore Sir C.P Ramaswamy Iyer for Travancore University, a small fledgling university of Kerala as its first Vice Chancellor, in 1937-38!

When Einstein was offered a princely sum of 6000/- per month by the princely state of Travancore he was still in the Germany of Adolf Hitler; he was looking for an escape route at that time as the position of the Jews in Germany had become somewhat untenable by that time under the Nazi rule! But, as the invitation came from Sir C.P, Einstein didn’t think the position as something that will fetch him what he wished to have at that time – safety for his person & a platform for his further research in the fields of Physics & Mathematics! He should have thought Princeton University a far better choice as he felt he would be safe in an American university than in an Indian one, as India was under the colonial rule of an enfeebled Briton which lost its world superiority after the First World War! He would, ofcourse, have thought that better opportunities for his research could be provided by Princeton!

But, what he never thought or failed to bring from the subconscious or unconscious to conscious was that what he proposed & got the praise from generations, the Theory Of Relativity, was just a line out of the Great Bank Of Bharatiya Wisdom and the invitation from a Bharatiya University was his one & only chance to KNOW Bharath/Bharatha from where the world has been gathering flowing wisdom all over the millennia and he himself owed his Theory Of Relativity to Bharath/Bharatha! He never achieved anything great other than whatever he already had in Hitler Germany in Princeton is history now; but what he & the world never succeeded to understand ever is that when he politely put aside the offer from the Travancore University of Bharatha/Bharat way back in time WHAT ‘HE MISSED FOREVER’ WAS THE GREATEST DISCOVERY OF HIS LIFE – THE DISCOVERY OF BHARATH/BHARATHA!

MALAYALI - THE ENLIGHTENED KERALITE!

Secular India's one & only religiously created district is in Kerala, and that too happened way back in 1967! An Extremely Inactive Opposition Party & A Hyper Active Ruling Party are some of the special things the state offers! Ardent Opposition & Feverish No to Tractor, Computer, Pre-Degree Board, Smart City, Express High Way etc. first & then Fervent Implementation of the same by the same people who opposed it tooth & nail has been written in golden letters in Kerala History!

Universities where ONLY DIRTY POLITICTS IS TAUGHT & MADE IMBIBED FORCEFULLY 24/7 are Kerala Specialities! At Kerala Places like Parambikulam, Mullapperiyar etc. respective governments of Kerala always waited for the permission from their GOOD FRIEND Tamilnadu to come 24/7 even for removing a bag of sand from the dam sites they own! And, vehicles from Kerala continue to enter Kerala's own Parambikulam via Tamilnadu, paying taxes to Tamilnadu to enter Kerala’s own land! Water from Kerala dams is unobtrusively & slyly channelized to Tamilnadu, all these years, with the knowledge & tacit support of the respective governments- Inaction that is the ENLIGHTENED MOTTO!

Extremely Inactive and Idle group of people who depend on others outside God's Own Country for everything, including vegetables & food items, NEVER EVER USING hundreds of thousands of hectors of very fertile land is another Kerala Special! Wastefully consuming water, earth & forest and giving back nothing to Nature, finding no time even to plant a tree, but finding more than enough time to fell a number of trees just for fun, Enlightened Malayalees gleefully move on! It is a place where LEACHEROUS CONSUMPTION is an extremely favourite past time and WORK IS SITTING IDLE & IDLENESS RELIGION! Irresponsible Education System developed exclusively by the Enlightened People of God’s Own Country, where, once, EVEN POLICE PERSONNEL EVALUATED ANSWER SHEETS OF COLLEGE STUDENTS, & recovered hundreds of answer sheets of Highly Unfortunate Students from the water tanks of A Particular University months after the evaluation of Star Crossed Students got finished and the results declared -1986 to be specific!-, is nothing but Kerala Model Enlightenment!

Kerala Is God’s Own Country Where Adulteration & Selling spurious & duplicate things are a fad; it is a place where government employees behave as these were Good Old Royal Days & They Are True Royal Blood; it is where red-tapism is a celebrated virtue & of course IDLENESS THE NATURE! It is also Hartal /Bandh’s Own Country Where a Couple of Illegal Bandhs & Hartals (Name Changed to escape The All Seeing Eyes of Indian Courts) a week is a part of anything existing in Kerala! It is where for under 5 hours of lazy-work people charge a very low daily wage of 300-400 Indian rupees, where these 5 hours are spent to paint only ONE SIDE OF A WINDOW PANE, hence making it Lazy Workers’ Own Country! It is a great place where AC theatres seldom switch ACs on after charging for AC!

It is a good place where Enlightened Boot Lickers ascend ‘the Future Moulding Institutions’ like Schools, Colleges etc, where quality is a PIOUS WORD of which's Meaning Nobody knows & people in the TOTAL LACK OF KNOWLEDGE take decisions of extreme significance; and it is a place where the Enlightened Ones don’t even know a THING CALLED TIME exists! It is a happening place where Every Happening Is An Accident! Here is the place where policy makers are WELL -UN-AWARE OF what they are doing! Here the Enlightened Ones talk KILOMETRES & KILOGRAMS ABOUT NOTHING! It is a place where all types of scandals, tricks, swindles, cheating and the likes are played out every second & LIFE IS LIVED ACCORDING TO SOME STUPID'S FOOLISH IDEOLOGY! It is a great place where the Mother Tongue is LOOKED DOWN UPON & A GATHERING OF TWO ENLIGHTENED MALAYALEES IS THE WORLD PARLIAMENT OF UNNECESSARY, INSIGNIFICANT, NEVER ENDING & USELESS DEBATE & ARGUMENT!

It is a wonderful happening place where neighbours pour boiled water onto the planted saplings of the neighbour's plants & accuse the demons of night [Particularly the poor Marutha-A Form of Evil Spirit, Njavanengadan-Another Form of Very Local Evil Spirit, Kozhiyum Makkalum (Hen & Chicks - The other form of a Local Deity!), Thervazhca & company] for the sudden decaying & demise of the sapling! Here we see & meet millions of Enlightened Minds/Mindsets Which Never See or Appreciate Quality in Any Form-Here Quality Is Kicked Out As Evil! It is a land of Enlightened Ones Where Mediocrity & Banality are the topics of most of the modern day ballad and creativity is almost dead & work ethics totally destroyed! It is the only place on our mother Earth where PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY BUSY DOING NOTHING & life is the very basics of a human life like FOOD, SHELTER, CLOTHING & A LOT OF GAS!

THE MALAYALI OUTSIDE GOD’S OWN COUNTRY!
The Malayali Outside is some what different; there, he/she is an extremely well-made & efficient creature, well known for his/her education, knowledge & culture! Nobody looks beyond this peripheral beauty of Malayali! The selfish giant that he/she is, will impose upon anyone who is ready to be imposed upon & start the work of sucking off the sap of the imposed one till that point where the imposed one is not in a state of any use to the imposter; then, he/she moves to another hapless creature, to impose on him/her. He/she feigns knowledge, culture & education even in the fields where he/she doesn’t know even the ABCDs!

She will claim that it is because some one switched on the mixer grinder or an iron box one & a half kilometre from where she stands, the power has gone in their locality & the strongest of acids is human urine, which will definitely find some takers, due to the HEARD-KNOWLEDGE of the MALAYALEES! In the case of living in separate houses, it is always better TWO MALAYALEES live at the least with another one – anyone other than a Malayali- between their houses, lest that locality will never see peace again!

She will use water wastefully, as they are used to in their God’s Own Country, and pretend to he very highly conscious of Cleanliness & Hygiene, despite being extremely poor about these two very important things! She will take bath twice a day & remain unclean most of the day. She seldom uses her hand kerchief & uses some other means to wipe off her running nose! She/he talks aloud about the incompetence the Malayalees have in the matter of English Language & make parodies mocking them; he/she learns to MIMICK a couple of words in English & parrot English in unnecessary places & in awkward situations like where there are no English Speakers! If another Malayali (Trying hard To Become An Enlightened One), who is low in confidence, as far as Spoken English is concerned, speaks or asks something in Malayalam to One of the Enlightened Ones, he/she will pretend that he/she is from America & Speak Chinese English with strong Sinhalese Accent, which no one in the world can understand!

And, it is a pleasure & pain, at the same time, to watch this Great Selfish-Malayali Outside God’s Own Country of Yore move forward, helping no one but oneself, losing a lot and gaining only a trifle in the matter of Real Education, that is LIFE!