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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

TU SLEAZE BADI HAI MAST MAST!

From Rupert Murdock to local news goons, everyone has embraced sleaze, day in & day out to further their interests, careers & businesses, all these decades of Knowledge Information Storms! They have sung the song “TU SLEAZE BADI HAI MAST MAST!” with all their souls involved & submerged in the perfect and unconditional devotion to this PIOUS WORD! People even created sentences like “With Great Sleaze Comes Great Readership/Viewership!” etc. Those people who had all the riches in their lives thanks to Lord Sleaze even Erected temples & churches in the Name of Holy Sleaze! And, sleaze became the rage of this era and the era came to be known in the history books as the ERA of SLEAZE or SLEAZE ERA!


New News Papers & News Channels ( or NEWS CANALS?!) which started with much fanfare proclaiming to offer News & Reports of good quality and accused all other existing News Papers & Channels ‘Sleaze Sellers’, soon turned to be SLEAZE PERSONIFIED, when they understood IT IS NOT KALIYUG but SLEAZEYUG! They started Page 3, Page 4, Page Sleaze etc. where they displayed sleaze in sleazy methods & angles! They made the public believe that Reading Sleaze is the ‘be all & end all’ of reading newspapers! The channels made their sleaze by having vulgar-clad hosts & anchors who rubbished out the worst of quality! They aired programmes like Miss Sleaze Universe, Miss Sleaze World, Mr. Sleaze Singer of the Year, Mr. Sleaze Unlimited, Mr. Sleaze’s Marriage Celebration, Ms. Sleaze’s Swayamvar etc! They made people understand what is sleaze is what is quality!


They produced quality programmes like “What Colour Her Undergarment Is?!”, The First Time She Talked ABOUT THAT!”, “Is It She in the Undergarment?-Exclusive!”, “Did His Undergarment Say Anything About the Female in his Life?-Exclusive!”, “Was It His or Hers?-Exclusive!”, “Find Out Who’s is THIS?-A Detective Story!”, “Does The Size Really Matters?-A Market Survey!”, “The Story of IT, When IT was not there-A Scientific Serial!”, etc! TRPs, Readership, Viewership and all sky rocketed & as it is known “all is well that ends well or Ends in the Sleaze Well, as is the SLEAZEYUG TAKE!” The Fourth Estate & the Channel People even opened special sections for collecting sleaze of various kinds! Exclusive Sleaze Shooting/Collecting Teams with Pin-Hole, Hi-tech cameras etc were employed with extremely decent pay packages! Some of those in the Sleaze Business even closed all the other sections of their news papers & channels and dedicated all the recourses at their disposal in the development of the one & only department they wish to have-the Sleaze Department! It is even rumoured that even the mighty 007 was, in the beginning, a sleaze collector of some media firms!


Some people wonder “What happened to the Censor Board, which is the supposed regulatory body for Sleaze Control!” Sensible people even think aloud that it is those people who televised the sleazy things should be penalised as it is immoral things’ public exhibition, though the word ‘immoral’ is an extremely relative term! One should always politely think about our great Morality Code Jockeys & Creators! It is amusing to note that the Code Jockeys & Creators of a particular time have always been great till it is their time to answer questions from the New Generation of Code Jockeys & Creators! Hence, we can sum up MORALITY AS SOMETHING WHICH IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ALL OTHERS & NEVER EXISTED FOR ONESELF!


When one Swamy’s bedroom was illicitly/illegally/stealthily scanned by the Sleaze Maniacs & they found the so-called Secret of the Swamy’s Act, those who aired the illicitly/illegally shot video of the Private Moments of Swamy (Of course what was done was done not in public but in private, enclosure room BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED IMMORAL PUBLIC CONCENTRATION DEVIATION BY THE MORAL CODE CREATORS!) should have thought whether it is in good taste to air the piece of sleaze provided & SHOULD HAVE SHOWN THE SENSE NOT TO AIR IT! Having sex has never been an illegal act, provided the participants attain certain age (This too changes from time to time & country to country!) & it is with mutual consent. No Great Moral Pandit or Code Creator thought why should one’s personal life to be scanned & exhibited without one’s permission etc!


Abstinence from physical pleasures has never been a pre-requisite for SWAMIDOM, from time immemorial! What Swamy did or supposed to have done never comes under the ambit of public interest; it is strictly personal! If what the Swamy has done comes under the ambit of public interest, let sleaze seeking people put cameras in every one’s bedroom –if not possible let us put the cameras in every person known to the public, at the least!- & air the material found, IN THE NAME OF PUBLIC INTEREST & CURIOSITY! Let us implant scanners in the brain to see & telecast what sleazy material the well known people cherish in their brains to spank them & if possible crucify them, IN THE NAME OF PUBLIC INTEREST! It should have been a huge relief for those Swamies of yester years that in those days there were no pin-hole cameras, hi-tech cameras, stings & most importantly, a WELL UNDEFINED PUBLIC INTEREST! Otherwise, the people in those times should have been forced to listen to thousands of stories, scoops, flash news, breaking news & all other sorts of Sleaze Material News and in one of which they must have seen the Great Sage Viswamitra resigning from his position after some EXTREMELY RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE, WHO ARE THE WATCH DOGS OF PUBLIC INTEREST, THROWING STONES AT HIS PARNASALA, AFTER WATCHING THE STING AIRED BY A SLEAZE CHANNEL IN WHICH A VISWAMITRA LOOK- ALIKE WAS FOUND IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH A MENAKA LOOK- ALIKE!

Friday, April 2, 2010

EQUA LITY & THE 33% REVOLUTION!

All these days we have been continuously bombarded with the word EQUALITY! Sometimes, we even doubted whether we have unknowingly moved back to the times of the French Revolution! Everyone has become a subject expert & whatever one says has become the ultimate truth! Women, of all ages, levels, professions & of all standards have at the top of their voices screamed EQUALITY! Media trumpeted EQUALITY TO WOMEN...! Political godfathers & parties pained to prove themselves as the SAVIOURS OF THE WOMEN FOLK of the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! They were trumpeted as the SAVIOUR, these POOR, HAPLESS CREATURES HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE MILLENIA! But, someone kept wailing at the Wailing Wall for HIM to come!


The POWERS THAT BE strived night & day to push the Reservation Bill & get it passed somehow, by hook or by crook! They burned midnight oil- at these times of oil price hikes!-to reach the ULTIMATE & ALL PURGING POINT OF FEMALE EQUALITY & EMANCIPATION! 33% reservation for women in the Indian Parliament became the Be All & End All of their existence! They screamed all over the media about the NEVER BEFORE BENEFITS POOR WOMEN FOLK WILL ENJOY JUST AFTER THIS 33% & THE EQUALITY THEY WILL ENJOY THE VERY NEXT MOMENT THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT PASSED THE 33% RESERVATION BILL! The experts wrote SERIAL ESSAYS in the news papers & magazines... the TV channels spent more than enough time to DISCUSS (Remember they never SHOTPUT or JAVELIN...THANK GOD!) the VARIOUS ANGLES OF EQUALITY & SOCIAL CHANGES THIS 33% EQUALITY BRINGS!


People find it easy to forget that there has never been such a thing as EQUALITY in Human History... And, more than anything else the word itself had been a misnomer of a thing which never ever existed on the surface of this earth! As, some intelligent mind has found out “It is some sort of a game (the Equality Game! – in which Blindfolded People Try To Catch A Non-Existent Black Cat, Inside a Dark Room!”) where people try to find THIS GREAT THING CALLED EQUALITY! The elected lions & lionesses of the Indian Parliament find themselves head over heel on this VERY SIGNIFICANT SOLE-ULTIMATE-MATTER IN THEIR EXISTENCE! They daily involve in their Word- Spitting-Competitions and then declare someone among them as the WORD-SPITTING-CHAMPION-OF THE DAY & rest for the day to come out again the very next day with full vigour & vitality to participate in the game again that SOMEDAY WILL BE THEIRS and their photographs will be printed out with the Greatest of all Tags for a Parliamentarian – THE WORD-SPITTING-CHAMPION-OF THE DAY!


What the present day Indian Public is witnessing -& at the same time they don’t understand too- is the near total destruction or sabotage of the entire system by the Present Day Elected Lions & Lionesses – supposing that we have a system at all!- as it is existing today, TO HAVE SOME JAI HOs while they slumber in their mansions & luxury vehicles; nothing more than that! Sabotaging the present system means taking back the system to where it all started thousands of years ago... that means BACK TO SQUARE ‘O!’ When this 33% of reservation is implemented, what will be the quality of the women who fill all the other positions, other than the gradually attained female parliamentary positions of the present? What sort of knowledge will they have to execute the responsibility they will be trusted with? Will they be able to do justice to the duty which will be entrusted upon them? Nobody thinks what will happen to a house which never had a foundation, leave alone strong foundation!? When the result of their action start to come out who will be those who will suffer & bear, as these people will be highly inefficient & incapable of driving an 8-Horse Chariot, as they never had the opportunity to even travel on a horse back! Of course, they will surely be controlled by the men folk who have the reins tightly in their hands & they will make these 33% do whatever they like to do. What we as Indians have to understand is that WE, THE PRESENT GENERATION & A COUPLE OF GENERATIONS TO COME ARE GOING TO SUFFER & SUFFER LIKE ANYTHING for an effort which might bear fruits someday in far distant future! IS IT SENSIBLE THAT WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES- THE PRESENT GENERATION & A COUPLE OF GENERATIONS TO COME- JUST TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES, knowing fully well that WE HAVE JUST ONLY ONE CHANCE TO LIVE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH?!


It is high time we start thinking whether it is worth We, the present of India, sacrifice ourselves on the altar of insensibility, moral sub-standardness, brainlessness, political tunnel vision & a million other stupid things to SOMETIME GET 33% EQUALITY FOR WOMEN!? What we are allowing to happen, keeping ourselves mum, is something which will further the degradation of the existing political & governmental systems & make all the Indians suffer 24/7, without segregating men & women! Then the suffering won’t be 33%, it will be a wholesome 100% for all! And, we forget senselessly that buckets can’t be equal to brooms, apples can’t be equal to oranges, cars can’t be equal to helicopters & Jupiter can’t be equal to the Sun! We try to forget that what we are trying to do here is trashing buckets to shape them as televisions & melting a newspaper to make a water holding beautiful cup! And of course, we are trying to make Iddalies as Masala Dosais and Chappaties as Curries! The thinkers of the 33% Equality don’t like the idea or fact that, from Time Immemorial, sands were never waters or trees the birds in the skies! If these 33% Equality People wish to be named in the History as Visionaries and Be Thought of as Developers of Modern 33% Equality, it is always better for them to take time to understand that India is a country where one of the earliest of civilizations originated & has been growing without any pause or break and it is where most of the things Cultured Human Beings Stand for in the Present including Mathematics, Science , Astronomy, Ayurveda, Mind Studies, Yoga etc. started breathing real life thousands of years ago. Let them think whether our culture teaches us to pull a faster one to catapult our ego to establish ourselves as False Prophets of False & Non Existent Gender Equality or not?! In India, where no revolution has taken place till date & even evolutions have taken the longest of time periods, it seems highly suspicious that someone takes the fastest steps to give life to this 33% Revolution!


Some day we will read, if things are altered as these 33% Revolutionaries wish to do, an altered Mahabharata where Lady Krishna will tell Lady Arjuna to fight Lady Duryodhan & Other Ladies for Dharam/Dharma; or else we will see Lady Kunti single-handedly fighting the entire Kaurav Ladies and defeating them in the Mahabharata War! If the 33% Revolutionaries succeed, we will also see a Lady Vyasa writing a Lady Ramayana & a Lady Aryabatta finding out some mind boggling mathematical & astronomical novelties! We will even find A Lady Vikramaditya becoming the founder of A 33% Lady Maurya Empire! It will be a TOTAL or 33% LADIFICATION of Everything to do justice to the womenfolk who vanished from this Earth thousands of years ago! All these at the least 33% Equality, though someone will call it a FALSE EUNUCH EQUALITY, will be a 33% COMPENSATION for all the difficulties, problems & segregation womenfolk has supposedly suffered all over the world, all over the millennia! It is going to be written in the golden letters that THIS 33% EQUALITY IS THE FIND OF THE INSATIABLE & ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT OF THE LADY INDIAN CULTURE WHERE THE LADIES ARE ALWAYS 33% EQUAL!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

www.johnsonvonline.com

I have decided to host a website, www.johnsonvonline.com, which will present my whole existence-my thoughts, beliefs, philosophy, ideas, statements, past, present & future- in a very comprehensive, simple, effective, expansive & different way! I would try to present myself as wholly as possible that I think, it can/will do something very creative & positive to the entire humanity.

I will add photos, voice-articles, videos, one-liners, quotes, written articles, lectures given (sometimes shortened versions when it is deemed suitable!), useful links of thoughts & things, significant incidents worth notifying, my views & opinion etc to my website. I wish to extensively discuss the facts & fiction of LIFE and bring forth Indian Philosophy & Thought to the fore, in the mind & thought of people of this world with the help of this website. By hosting the website "www.johnsonvonline.com", I wish to do something different & useful for the entire humanity that people LIVE A BETTER LIFE!

Now, the website is under construction & as soon as possible it will be placed on the net. Till then take care!