TU SLEAZE BADI HAI MAST MAST!

From Rupert Murdock to local news goons, everyone has embraced sleaze, day in & day out to further their interests, careers & businesses, all these decades of Knowledge Information Storms! They have sung the song “TU SLEAZE BADI HAI MAST MAST!” with all their souls involved & submerged in the perfect and unconditional devotion to this PIOUS WORD! People even created sentences like “With Great Sleaze Comes Great Readership/Viewership!” etc. Those people who had all the riches in their lives thanks to Lord Sleaze even Erected temples & churches in the Name of Holy Sleaze! And, sleaze became the rage of this era and the era came to be known in the history books as the ERA of SLEAZE or SLEAZE ERA!


New News Papers & News Channels ( or NEWS CANALS?!) which started with much fanfare proclaiming to offer News & Reports of good quality and accused all other existing News Papers & Channels ‘Sleaze Sellers’, soon turned to be SLEAZE PERSONIFIED, when they understood IT IS NOT KALIYUG but SLEAZEYUG! They started Page 3, Page 4, Page Sleaze etc. where they displayed sleaze in sleazy methods & angles! They made the public believe that Reading Sleaze is the ‘be all & end all’ of reading newspapers! The channels made their sleaze by having vulgar-clad hosts & anchors who rubbished out the worst of quality! They aired programmes like Miss Sleaze Universe, Miss Sleaze World, Mr. Sleaze Singer of the Year, Mr. Sleaze Unlimited, Mr. Sleaze’s Marriage Celebration, Ms. Sleaze’s Swayamvar etc! They made people understand what is sleaze is what is quality!


They produced quality programmes like “What Colour Her Undergarment Is?!”, The First Time She Talked ABOUT THAT!”, “Is It She in the Undergarment?-Exclusive!”, “Did His Undergarment Say Anything About the Female in his Life?-Exclusive!”, “Was It His or Hers?-Exclusive!”, “Find Out Who’s is THIS?-A Detective Story!”, “Does The Size Really Matters?-A Market Survey!”, “The Story of IT, When IT was not there-A Scientific Serial!”, etc! TRPs, Readership, Viewership and all sky rocketed & as it is known “all is well that ends well or Ends in the Sleaze Well, as is the SLEAZEYUG TAKE!” The Fourth Estate & the Channel People even opened special sections for collecting sleaze of various kinds! Exclusive Sleaze Shooting/Collecting Teams with Pin-Hole, Hi-tech cameras etc were employed with extremely decent pay packages! Some of those in the Sleaze Business even closed all the other sections of their news papers & channels and dedicated all the recourses at their disposal in the development of the one & only department they wish to have-the Sleaze Department! It is even rumoured that even the mighty 007 was, in the beginning, a sleaze collector of some media firms!


Some people wonder “What happened to the Censor Board, which is the supposed regulatory body for Sleaze Control!” Sensible people even think aloud that it is those people who televised the sleazy things should be penalised as it is immoral things’ public exhibition, though the word ‘immoral’ is an extremely relative term! One should always politely think about our great Morality Code Jockeys & Creators! It is amusing to note that the Code Jockeys & Creators of a particular time have always been great till it is their time to answer questions from the New Generation of Code Jockeys & Creators! Hence, we can sum up MORALITY AS SOMETHING WHICH IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ALL OTHERS & NEVER EXISTED FOR ONESELF!


When one Swamy’s bedroom was illicitly/illegally/stealthily scanned by the Sleaze Maniacs & they found the so-called Secret of the Swamy’s Act, those who aired the illicitly/illegally shot video of the Private Moments of Swamy (Of course what was done was done not in public but in private, enclosure room BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED IMMORAL PUBLIC CONCENTRATION DEVIATION BY THE MORAL CODE CREATORS!) should have thought whether it is in good taste to air the piece of sleaze provided & SHOULD HAVE SHOWN THE SENSE NOT TO AIR IT! Having sex has never been an illegal act, provided the participants attain certain age (This too changes from time to time & country to country!) & it is with mutual consent. No Great Moral Pandit or Code Creator thought why should one’s personal life to be scanned & exhibited without one’s permission etc!


Abstinence from physical pleasures has never been a pre-requisite for SWAMIDOM, from time immemorial! What Swamy did or supposed to have done never comes under the ambit of public interest; it is strictly personal! If what the Swamy has done comes under the ambit of public interest, let sleaze seeking people put cameras in every one’s bedroom –if not possible let us put the cameras in every person known to the public, at the least!- & air the material found, IN THE NAME OF PUBLIC INTEREST & CURIOSITY! Let us implant scanners in the brain to see & telecast what sleazy material the well known people cherish in their brains to spank them & if possible crucify them, IN THE NAME OF PUBLIC INTEREST! It should have been a huge relief for those Swamies of yester years that in those days there were no pin-hole cameras, hi-tech cameras, stings & most importantly, a WELL UNDEFINED PUBLIC INTEREST! Otherwise, the people in those times should have been forced to listen to thousands of stories, scoops, flash news, breaking news & all other sorts of Sleaze Material News and in one of which they must have seen the Great Sage Viswamitra resigning from his position after some EXTREMELY RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE, WHO ARE THE WATCH DOGS OF PUBLIC INTEREST, THROWING STONES AT HIS PARNASALA, AFTER WATCHING THE STING AIRED BY A SLEAZE CHANNEL IN WHICH A VISWAMITRA LOOK- ALIKE WAS FOUND IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH A MENAKA LOOK- ALIKE!