THE HURT CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!

When I met them for the first time they were very hurt; they kept wailing aloud...They used a particular type of loud-crier –someone else termed it loud speakers!- which helped them achieve whatever they wanted....Whenever & wherever they got hurt they used this loud-crier at the top volumes & this smart and efficient use of the loud-crier fetched whatever they wished to have; and, they got hurt quite often! Years later when I met them again they were very hurt, again....!

They kept all their body sensors like ears, eyes, noses, hands etc. working 24 hours a day that they can get HURT! These people always kept E.N.T. specialists handy every second of their lives; even inside their private toilets they kept these E.N.T. specialists ready that they never ever miss an opportunity to get themselves hurt, due to any chance-problem that may impair their capacity to feel the CHANCY HURT COMING!

They recruited additional eyes, ears, noses, hands, skins in millions that they understand when, where & how to be hurt! They participated in the EXCLUSIVE TRAINING/COACHING CLASSES WHERE EXPERTS TAUGHT PEOPLE HOW TO GET HURT IN THE MOST EASIEST OF THE WAYS! Some people even spent millions for the sort of exclusive training, which only a couple of trainers conducted, all over the world, where they were very secretly & cunningly taught HOW TO GET HURT MOST PUBLICLY AND GRAB THE MAXIMUM ATTENTION EVEN WHEN/WHERE THERE IS NO HURT PRESENT & MAKE THE LOUDEST OF NOISES OUT OF IT! “FEIGNING THE HURT” was the name of the rarest of the rare course they attended, spending millions!

A famous female film star of Tamilnadu said something about sex, marriage & life a couple of years ago and she was dragged, step by step, even to the highest of the courts of India, the Supreme Court Of India, by some of these Excellently Trained Hurt-People, who GOT EASILY HURT by her statement! She spent a couple of years promenading the court-corridors, spending money, time & effort, till at last she was set free by the Supreme Court, WHICH STOPPED THE HIGHLY CAPABLE & SENSITIVE HURT-STALKERS, MIDWAY!

When the Computer Companies dump their third grade, fourth grade & fifth grade computers in the Indian market, charging hefty premiums, NOBODY ACCUSES THEM SEVERELY BY THEIR COMPANY NAMES OF CHEATING PEOPLE, as everyone is dead sure that THESE 7TH GRADE COMPUTER MAKER/SELLER CHEATS MUST HAVE HAD EXCLUSIVE TRAINING IN “GETTING HURT!” The great Food Inspectors in India painstakingly & putting their lives at stake seize rotten & non usable food items from famous food joints, restaurants, hotels etc NEVER TO PUBLISIZE THE NAMES OF THESE PUBLIC CHEATERS, THINKING ABOUT THE “HURT TRAINING” THESE CRIMINALS MIGHT HAVE UNDERGONE! Of all “THE HURT PEOPLE’ “THE MOST HURT” IS RELIGIOUS FANATICS, IT IS FOUND OUT BY A SCIENTIFIC STUDY! NO OTHER GROUP OF “HURT PEOPLE” CAN IN ANY WAY IMITATE THE HURT THESE POOR FANATIC PEOPLE FEEL!

It is very interesting to know that in India a bus conductor is hurt when he is called so; a goldsmith is hurt when he is called so; a stupid is hurt when called so; a murderer is hurt & his sentiments & prestige damaged when called so; a dog is hurt when called so; bribe collecting policemen are hurt when called so; if someone very correctly says a judgement is against all the sensibilities then the judge is hurt & action is taken against that man; when a terrorist is called so he is hurt badly; when Lord Sun is accused of the simmering summer he is hurt etc......Hence, from now on, we should not "call a spade a spade!” We can call a spade anything or everything but a spade in our HURT CULTURE! Call a spade a diamond, ace, king, queen or even a joker but never a spade, as it will surely hurt the sentiments of the spades world over & hurt them irreparably!

When asked what we can do ‘not to hurt these very sensitive people’ someone told that we should HELP THEM DO WHATEVER THEY DO, EVERLASTINGLY SUFFERING WHATEVER THEY DO WITH THEIR GOOD INTENTIONS THAT THEY MAY NOT GET THEMSELVES HURT AGAIN! IT IS EVEN STATED THAT THIS IS THE WORLD OF THE HURT PEOPLE, WHERE ALL THE OTHERS ARE REQUIRED TO SACRIFICE ALL THEIR EXISTENCE FOR “THESE POOR HURT PEOPLE!”

It is quite interesting & morale boosting to know that India holds the world record for providing living spaces for the most number of HURT PEOPLE, much more than any other country in the world can dream of! We should be very proud of our status in the world rankings! But, when I met these soft feeling, soft intended, soft hurt & soft soul people the very last time, THEY WERE VERY BADLY HURT!