SORRIES FOR THE DEAD & MORE BULLSHIT FOR THE LIVING!

Bhopal Gas Tragedy ‘struck or (made) happened in 1984’, and the people of India, including the numerous central & state governments, have continuously been fighting for JUSTICE FOR THE DEAD – A very simple number of 25000+ Only! - & THE LIVING (LIVING DEAD?!)! After more than a quarter of a century, the case has ‘come to a naught’ (KNOT!?) & Our Great Investigators are still finding (even after quarter of a century!!!) thousands of ‘skeletons in the cupboards’ of thousands of people, ‘who were not even born at the time of the MAN-MADE DISASTER’!

Peruman Rail Disaster struck more than 20 years back taking scores of lives & the expert investigating team found out that it was all due to a Tornado, which came from nowhere & disappeared ( USING A SPACE SHIP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!) just after the business it came to do! The investigation report is NOW USED AS A TEXT BOOK IN SCOTLAND YARD, AS ‘A GREAT EXAMPLE OF HOW STUPID AN INVESTIGATION CAN BECOME’ ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!

Kashmir problem was created when Jawaharlal Nehru declared a unilateral ceasefire in the United Nations before taking back the usurped Indian Territory from our good old neighbour, Pakistan! Since then Indians have regularly been sacrificing their lives in & on Kashmir.....! A large number of investigations – READ ANALYSES!- have been spent into the ‘UNDERSTANDING OF THE KASHMIR ISSUE’ ALL THESE YEARS, all of them presenting with myriads of options! And, compensations are regularly sent to the victims of the ‘Kashmir Cause’!

Bombay Blasts of 1990s happened with scores of casualty & the loss of crores of rupees. There came Our Dear Great Investigators Of Yore & started their all-involved-all-finding mission of investigation! THEY FOUND OUT SOME THOUSANDS OF ‘VERY RELEVANT POINTS OF INFORMATION’ WHICH WERE ‘OF NO USE’! All the lost lives were never given back & THE LOST & DEAD REMAINED THE LOST & DEAD, TILL DATE!

Scores of Indians were lost in the Pak-Initiated & Promoted Kargil War. To find out the REASONS OF KARGIL, a lot of analysts & investigators have been SPENT! They got their own answers & reports & they even submitted them before the SO & SOs of the SO & SOs and OTHER SO & SOs! As a ceremony, compensations were sent to ....................(READ INNUMERABLE VICTIMS & MARTYRS!) & GROUPS OF INVESTIGATORS & ANALYSTS WERE KEPT READY FOR ANY FURTHER EVENTUALITY, 24x7!

The Indian Parliament attack was done ceremoniously by some good-intended people (From the Pak View Point!), and India lost a couple of people here as well! The investigators arrived on the scene after all the damage is done & declared that the attack was due to the negligence from the authorities, who ceremoniously & carelessly treated the warning signals (As has been happening from time immemorial in India, where all the warnings are thrown into the waste bin the very next second they are submitted and where the warning reports & warning signals are submitted or given ONLY to be thrown into the waste basket!) sent by the various intelligence agencies -who all did this stupid thing of ignoring security agency warnings, when exactly these warning reports were sent, who all are responsible for the security lapse etc are ceremoniously never told & were totally forgotten!- & the carelessness shown (BY WHOM? Is Never Mentioned!)!

Mumbai Attack (26/11) was well planned & well executed by the Pakistan-Based Forces, while India was caught off-guard once again and India lost around 200 of its precious human beings. Again the investigators appeared from nowhere & started the blame game, as usual. They pointed out what could have happened & what should have done to prevent what had already happened and what all misses & mistakes had been committed that this scale of a tragedy occurred etc! Sharp Analyses & Investigations (And of course, with the extremely valuable recommendations, suggestions etc) were done and the tragedy was swept under the carpet!

Around 50 people died @ Thekkady when the boat they travelled in the Periyar River capsized last year & the people who should have kept the life of those who come there for site-seeing & boat journey safe failed to do so & as they have done a million times DELIBERATELY FORGOT what at the least to be done to safeguard the human beings in the THEKKADY ATMOSPHERE! Swarms of Investigators landed there after the tragedy struck & found out numberless reasons from the Colour of the Water in Thekkady to the Design of the Shirt the boat driver worn on the fateful day!

Andhra Chief Minister died last year in an air plane crash of which a number of INVESTIGATIONS & ANALYSES WERE MADE! And, hundreds of reports were made qualitatively! The investigators found this, that and a million other things for the tragedy in which Andra Pradesh lost one of its greatest leaders. The great investigators also suggested some great & exquisitely intelligent measures by which ‘ANYBODY INTERESTED’ CAN SAVE ANOTHER CHIEF MINISTER ‘NEXT TIME’!

Then happened the Mangalore Aircraft Tragedy, which made all on board the ill-fated flight casualties....scores died in this tragedy too..... Sheer negligence from the authority’s side, shortness of the runway, fatal errors from the pilots & a million things were dug out by Our Dear Investigators who arrived after the tragedy! But, as usual, the Term ‘Authorities’ remained Undefined & Unnamed and the dead pilots never spoke in defense! (And the Investigators took the very next flight after their THREAD BARE ANALYSIS!)

Carlton Towers in Bangalore followed all these tragedies with great enthusiasm & there too a number of innocent persons lost their lives due to sheer negligence from the authority’s side, building owner’s side & most importantly FROM THE SIDE OF THE FIRE FIGHTERS, WHO ‘SUPPOSEDLY CAME THERE TO RESCUE’ THE PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THE FIRE-LIT, BURNING BUILDING! HERE TOO ‘THE SINFULLY NEGLIGENT AUTHORITIES & FIRE FIGHTERS REMAINED FACELESS & IDENTITYLESS & EVEN FIGURELESS’! Of course, Our Dear Investigators were there to find out who all erred & what could have been if that could have been THIS & this could have been THAT!

In India, Investigation (OR Scientific Analysis Of Any Disaster Happened!) means ‘thinking about what would have been & what would not have been after a tragedy where losses are severe & disastrous’..................where "WHAT IS TO BE" IS ALWAYS THE CASUALITY! In India, everything is fine & under perfect control till the moment something happens severely disastrous; and 'these somethings' happen quite often & quite effortlessly that India has become A MUCH HAPPENING PLACE!

It is very pathetic to know that even after more than 62 years of independence India & Indians have FAILED MISERABLY TO LEARN such simple things as “Prevention is better than cure”, “A stitch in time saves nine!” etc! Any potentially problematic situation in India is always 'under consideration & analysis' when it is of common men & these "under consideration' can go on for ever & ever till eternity! And, Indians always like to learn things ONLY BY GOING THROUGH TRAGEDIES, SUFFERING LIKE ANYTHING & LOSING THINGS WHICH CAN NEVER BE COMPENSATED! It is also interesting to know that this learning lasts only for a couple of moments that THEY CAN LEARN THE SAME THING AGAIN BY GOING THROUGH ALL THE TRAGIC THINGS THEY HAVE ALREADY GONE THROUGH A MILLION TIMES, AGAIN!

It is really great of all the Indians that they are very thankful IF THEY GET SORRIES FOR THE DEAD - THEY ARE VERY PROFICIENT IN THIS KIND OF EXCHANGE! - as they know pretty well that ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD & LOST ARE COMPENSATED BY ‘GIVING BACK THEIR LOST LIVES’& INDIANS HAVE 9 LIVES! But the only things they ardently insist on are Investigators & Investigations after every disaster! Who thinks there are no investigators in 105 crores of Indians, who can find out a million reasons for any type of tragedy?!