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Monday, August 30, 2010

BEGGING THE INDIAN/NON-VIOLENT WAY!

THE UNTOUCHABLES OF INDIA have been begging infront of the MIGHTY PAKEES to take their 5 million aid for the MIGHTY FLOOD VICTIMS OF MIGHTY PAKISTAN for some time now! But, despite all the effort from the WEAK INDIAN SIDE, the Mighty Pakees haven’t taken EVEN A SINGLE INDIAN PAISA from the WEAK INDIANS! Why should they?! THE WEAK INDIANS should be foolish enough to expect that ONE DAY THE BENIGN & SUPER RICH PAKEES WILL ACCEPT EVEN A SINGLE PAISA OF THE WEAK INDIAN 5 MILLION OFFER!

India boasts of Eradicating Untouchability in India; but who can prevent the MIGHTY PAKISTANIS from thinking about INDIANS AS UNTOUCHABLES?! Whatever they think in THEIR SUPER RICH, HIGHLY DEVELOPED, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, DEMOCRATIC & SECULAR COUNTRY IS WHAT THE FACT IS & UNDER- DEVELOPED & UTTERLY POOR INDIANS HAVE NO RIGHT TO CHANGE THEIR WELL-INFORMED THOUGHTS BY JUST GIVING A PALTRY 5 MILLION!

Any way, the SUPER RICH PAKEES don’t want any money from the untouchable-leper Indians! The Lepers of India, who are 105 crores & more still insist, without any sense, that their leper money should be taken as A BENIGN GESTURE FROM THE SUPER RICH-MIGHTY PAKEES! It is our – read poor & insensible Indians’- duty to beg the Super Rich Pakees to accept OUR LEPER MONEY which they actually don’t need! Our political leaders spent sleepless nights – which they arduously & dutifully did with the World famous Indian-Perfection! – outside the compound walls of the Super Rich Pakee Embassies world over to give a try to change the Super Rich Minds of Theirs’!

At last, the Poor Indians’ dogged efforts bore fruits; the sleepless nights & the indigenous begging style we developed in India did the work for the Poor Indians who were crying for MERCY FROM THE SUPER RICH PAKEES’ SIDE! We used whatever begging-tricks we had in our kitty & then THE BENIGN PAKEE HEART MELTED! They obliged with the ONLY EXTREMELY JUSTIFIED CONDITION that THE INDIAN LEPER MONEY should be washed in Acid & Sulphur by the United Nations that the HEALTHY, HYGENIC & EXTREMELY RICH PAKEES NEVER GET THE INDIAN LEPROSY! For the leper-Indians it has become a GREAT INCIDENT WORTH RECORDING IN THEIR HISTORY BOOKS THAT THE MIGHTY PAKEES SHOWED WILLINGNESS TO TAKE THEIR LEPER-CURRENCY!

THE SUPER RICH PAKEES ALWAYS HAD THE (INDIAN!) MONEY TO DO SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES IN INDIA! THEY NEVER HAD THE SHORTAGE....! HENCE, HOW DARE THE LEPER INDIANS CONSIDERED THE MIGHTY RICH PAKEES AS IN NEED OF (INDIAN!) MONEY?! THEY NEVER WERE!! The Pakees won’t need OUR LEPER MONEY as it is these same extremely rich & hygienic Pakees who PRINT THE LEPER COUNTRY'S CURRENCY AS THEY WISH & circulate it in India through their TRUSTED CHANNELS! Hence, why should we expect they accept OUR LEPER MONEY when they can PRINT THE SAME WHENEVER THEY WISH TO PRINT & PRINT IN BILLIONS!

HOW WILL & CAN THEY ACCEPT THE SAME CURRENCY THEY HAVE PRINTED IN THEIR OWN COUTERFIET PRINTING-PRESSES & CIRCULATED IN INDIA THROUGH THEIR TRUSTED CHANNELS, THAT TOO TAINTED WITH THE HANDLING OF THE INDIANS WHOM THEY CONSIDER LEPERS? If they think that almost more than one third of the currency circulated in India is MADE IN PAKISTAN & Indian Economy is made of Indian Currency made in Pakistan & they have enough contribution in the DEVELOPMENT OF INDIAN ECONOMY & INDIA AS A COUNTRY, who can accuse them of SELF-INDULGENT THINKING?! Then, how can we accuse them if they reject OUR MERE 5 million, taking the silly amount as an offence on their pride, when actually billions worth Indian Economy is hugely dependent on PAKISTAN MADE INDIAN CURRENCY, which makes them the real owners of Indian Economy?!

BUT, WE HAVE TO DO OUR DUTY THAT IS BEGGING INFRONT OF THE PAKEES TO ACCEPT OUR LEPER MONEY & BEG WHENEVER THERE COMES A REASON TO BEG FOR! And, if the reasons for begging are not coming forth, we should create reasons to beg infront of them as a Regular Begging-Exercise! Let us create a great begging nation for which there will never be parallels in the annals of history! WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE SHAME; WE SHOULD BE SHAMELESS FOREVER INFRONT OF THEM & ACCEPT WHATEVER THEY DO WITH & AGAINST US. IT SHOULD BE OUR POLICY FOR ALL THE EONS TO COME!

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