Gopichand Should Not Run The Academy!

“There IS Something Rotten In BADmintonmark!”

  William YudhistarJIspeare.

For everyone it is clear that Pulela Gopichand SHOULD NOT run the badminton academy he owns in Hyderabad, as it is in Bad taste & it is in hyderaBAD! And, it is very funny to know that the ONLY PERSON who doesn’t seem to understand this is none other than Pulela Gopichand himself!

But, people (Those who all are GOOD all their life & never BAD!) ask quite often why Gopichand doesn’t listen to them & close the academy he built up from scratch & sit idle, doing absolutely NOTHING, as some of the other MERITORIOUS PEOPLE OF YORE have done, waiting for that eluding & hard to please Padmasrees, Padmabushans,  Padmavibushans, Bharat Ratnas etc!

If he sits like that -The Nationalised, Institutionalised & ‘Idle-ised’ Way!- he can have the luxury of commenting on & putting forth EXPERT OPINION on this, that & everything under the Sun, Who will continuously keep suffering the stupid buffoonery of words, as He has been tolerating ‘the same’ for thousands of years! All the experts of the Indian badminton world have been burning the midnight oil thinking 'Why Gopichand Simply Can’t Close Down His Academy & become a bullshit producing factory owner & avail himself the multiple ‘SCHEMES’ (Obviously, all the ‘PUN’ intended!) of the government for the ‘QUIT PLAYERS’ or the ‘FORCED TO QUIT PLAYERS’ who always resign to the fate of OTHERS's Creation?!

The LAw of the country says that he can’t be the owner of his own hyderaBAD BADminton Academy & the National BADminton Coach at the same time –Some experts say there are so many ‘BAD’ words involved! - as something sinister will happen if he continues in the ONLY 2 Most Powerful Positions of The World at the same time - that of the National BADminton Coach & the owner of HIS OWN Academy! Hence, for him, according to the FATE CREATING EXPERTS, the best option IS to down the shutters on HIS OWN CREATION & jump into the ALWAYS UNCERTAIN TERRITORY called National BADminton Coach, from which, after he closes down his dreams, any nitwit in any stupid position in the qualityless badminton organisation or a government power weight or paperweight can kick his ass & make him dreamless, as has been the custom of the present day Indian helmsmen of all sorts!

Saina Nehwal became world number 2 & 3 under Gopichand & a good number of players are emerging from his academy & performing well in the national & international badminton circuits doesn’t sound convincing for these people who know ALL THE INS & OUTS of BADminton! They will NEVER allow any PERFORMING, RESULT ORIENTED PERSON DO ANYTHING to upgrade the present DILAPIDATED SYSTEM & SHOW GREAT RESULTS!

After all, if someone starts to do something ‘NEVER ACHIEVABLE’ for these people, what will be the future of these NON & NEVER PERFORMING EVALUATORS & COMMENTATORS?! In Indian Sports & Games annals it is perfectly written that if someone does something great for the country he SHOULD BE somehow forced down to the lowest of the lowest level possible that all his tormentors can watch the downfall, completely involved! And, the National Puddle Makers very well know that when they RAISE A STORM IN THE TEA POT, with all the sound & fury they can create, they can deviate the attention of the person (whom focus, dedication, attention to the details etc are of the utmost importance - here it is none other than Gopichand himself!) whom they target & bring down the results substantially that they can PROVE AN INSIGNIFICANT POINT OR TWO, in the muddled water they have created, stirring deftly & continuously!

The fact that the position of the National Badminton Coach IS NOT a Life Time Title or Position is well clear even to those who ONLY KNOW the ABCDs of the game! It is a position which can be & IS transferred from one person to another as lightly as the hats are changed! The persons who have become THE BADminton DHARMARAJ YUDHISHTIRs have pointed out that ‘some of the selections’ made into the Indian Camp were biased as some of those players from Gopichand’s Academy have been selected (By stating ‘SO’ what they want to make everyone understood IS that SOME OF ‘THEIR’ PLAYERS have been left out!!)! It is great to know that THESE GREAT FAULT PIN POINTERS skilfully found out the BIASED SELECTION with all their TRUTH FINDING EFFICIENCY & MERITORIOUS ATTENTION!

It is obvious that ONLY THOSE who have the mettle to prove found their way into the Indian National team & the results in the national & international circuits have clearly proved this point, beyond any doubt! If someone has been included in the Indian Team & he/she performed NOT THAT GOOD in some circuits doesn’t mean that he/she has been selected into the Indian Team due to the alleged BIAS from Gopichand’s side! Non performance of some selected players in the international events has never been a TIME MACHINE TOPIC anywhere or in any country in the world, in any discipline! It’s as common as the differences in tea or coffee when it is mixed by different persons, at different places!

Making mountains out of ‘the mole hills available’ has ever been the game played extremely well in every game body in India & BADminton is never an exception! Those people who MINTED money from BADminton wants to utilise the word in the perverted form – they want to permanently MINT ON BAD (Rearrangement of ‘BAD-MINT-ON’) ideas & tricks which will fetch them more of their likings! In this so called democratic country India crucifixion of anyone is as simple as breathing in & out, as here in India & in various Indian Bodies, including those for sports and games, commotion is considered democracy & the loudest noise the final verdict! Hence, the Best Commotion Maker with the loudest voice wins the game hands down! And, here, in this game of BADminton it is one against a million where there is no chance of the ONE winning against the million as ours is supposed to be a democratic system & all our bodies too are the upholders of COMMOTIONOCRACY!!

And, I am of the humble opinion (Despite knowing that Gopichand won the prestigious All England Championship, holding the Indian National Flag high & made a number of badminton players from India ‘SHINE’ in the international arena which includes the World number 3 Saina Nehwal!) that in this COMMOTIONOCRATIC COUNTRY where Everything Is Decided In Commotion, By Commotion & For Commotion, it is well advised Gopichand step down from one of these 2 Greatest Positions in the world & hand over the other one to any of the Commotion Builders of Our Commotional Nation that he (The DHARMARAJ YUDHISHTIRJI who gets the position which Gopichand resigns – anyone sensible can understand that it IS GOING TO BE THAT OF THE NATIONAL COACH!) ‘MINT ON BAD’ precedents & the weaknesses of our Commotionocratic Systems!   

How To Kill The Legends Of Sports & Games!

“Gods Are To Be Killed & Sacrificed On The Altar Of The Religion They Are Gods Of!”

Legend Killer, Post Independent India.

The People Of India have always been thinking about "How They Can Kill The Legends Well Before Their Time Comes!?", at the least, in the matter of their sporting & gaming Legends, Stalwarts, Greats etc! People Of India have been doing this non stop all these decades after the Independence, with machine like accuracy!

It is like religion to them where they even don't hesitate to sacrifice their Gods - that’s the perfect sports/games lover, the devoted Indian Sports/Games Believer! They think that this special interest in killing the legends have come from their Aryan Roots when they were a war like tribe, thousands of years ago! Hence, the Billion Indians ungrudgingly & unanimously participate in this Killing The Gods Ceremony with all the sort of dedication & intensity that ‘ONLY’ they can cough up! They will stop -though temporarily! –their Killing Passion ONLY when they have crucified any of their GODs! 

The process they have mastered over the decades is very simple & convincing! It is something like Adoration & Adulation to the extremes where they even will sometimes sacrifice themselves (here, what they sacrifice is nothing other than their cricket ground size egos; still it is a sublime sacrifice & no physical harm is intended!) & follow their GODs as dogs, no matter what happens to them, at the least their inner self! They throng these GODs, if possible, every second of their Legend Life & do whatever sorts of disturbances to these GODs in the name of the STAR ADORATION & ADULATION! They wait days & nights infront of these God Heavens just to have a glimpse of their GODs!

It is, then, the ‘Time Of Gods’....their Time of showing their might infront of the all adoring Indian Worshippers who continuously write volumes in the name of their Particular God & build new temples for their God every second of their life! 

It is when the GODs can feel the might of being a GOD....! They can do anything they wish in these days....they can ask anything from their worshippers....they can even declare there won’t be any MORE powerful GODs to come after....they can even ask for the LIFE of the worshippers.....everything they wish will HAPPEN....the Existence Of God they can feel.....! That is the time of Miracles... Immortality...Universality.....Omnipresence....Great Happenings....!

In the game or sport they are GODs, they will deliver goods as if nothing similar ever happened before...they will be compared to and called ‘THE MIGHTY’, Tiger, Eagle, Wall, Sun, Blue Whale, Anti Ballistic Missile, Tsunami, Atom Bomb, Torpedo, Dynamite, Dragon, and even ‘THE ALMIGHTY’, non stop...their busts will be put at every street corner in the country...their opinion on everything will be recorded & broadcast live, 24/7.....they will be the FACE OF EVERY SEVENTH GRADE PRODUCT in the market, which will be sold in the market like hot cakes ...and what not?! It is the THEIR Time...the Time Of Gods!

But, as we all know, good time as well God Time definitely won’t last that long....! Just after the Gods enter the Game or Sport arena in shining armour the count down will be automatically started....! ‘All those who are there as the worshippers of gods are going to be fooled by these COUNT DOWNERS sooner than later’ is a fact which IS never remembered by anyone but the Count Downers whose BUSINESS is TO COUNT DOWN & eject the gods from their trajectory, for ever! Sooner than later this ejection OR the killing of the Gods IS going to happen, though NOTHING seems to suggest this obvious in the explosive environment when the GODs enter The GODS’ FIELD in their shining armours!

When the gods start performing or in other words SHOW THE GOD MAGIC or MIRACLE in front of the wonderstruck, all adoring worshippers, it seems like the SHOW WILL GO ON for ever & for ever....! Then, as eagerly awaited & expected by the COUNT DOWNERS, one FINE day, the Gods start to MISS a strike or a hit or a game or a match or a series or a championship point or a wicket or a catch or a something....! Then & There starts the Time of the Count Downers Or The Killers Of The Gods Of The Sports & Games, which has been eagerly awaited from the moment the GODs appeared for the first time infront of the all adoring worshippers!

To this group of Count Downers ARE added the GODs WHO DIED EARLIER, BEING AT THE RECIEVING END OF THE ACTION OF ‘THE THEIR TIME’ COUNT DOWNERS! These Already Dead Gods (ADGs!) always are an extremely envious lot that they ALWAYS TRY to keep adding to their ever expanding group of DEAD & FORGOTTEN GODs! What they do is waiting for another GOD to die & join their ranks that they can feel the happiness of ending a GOD’s Life and making Him dead as they themselves are! These Dead Gods (DGs!) play one of the most important & greatest roles in the killing of the Living Gods (LGs!)! When the Living Gods fail to deliver, it is these Dead Gods (who IS dead for ages) who start the so called analysis –actually, ‘analysis’ in the Dead Gods’ terms means killing or making the Living God dead! They are adept in the process of killing their own posterity as THEY NEVER WANT & WISH TO TOLERATE ANY LIVING GOD’S EXISTENCE AFTER THEIR ‘BYGONE’ TIME & see the Living Gods get the worship they enjoyed, once upon a time!

The Dead Gods (DGs!) & the Count Downers (CDs!) work in wholesome unison to kill the Living Gods (LGs!) and always succeed in their effort, effortlessly, as they have a Master Plan in the process (Which has proven itself ‘UNSTOPPABLE’ time & again!) which seldom fails! The plan IS ‘WHEN A GOD FAILS TO DELIVER, ATTACK HIM FROM ALL THE SIDES & WITH ALL THE MIGHT, IMMEDIATELY’ THAT HE NEVER RECOVERS & DIES A ‘NATURAL LOOKING’ DEATH!

When the attack is so severe & baseless, the Living God won’t be able to focus on the miracles & wonders HE is supposed to perform infront of his worshippers and will surely fail them that the worshippers –the most stupid & idiotic that they always are!- too will start asking for THEIR OWN GOD’s BLOOD! Then the HAPLESS GOD will ready HIMSELF for HIS OWN SACRIFICE at the altar of the religion HE IS THE GOD OF! The media also will give their invaluable contribution in the GOD SACRIFICE! The people who present the GODS’s acts to the commoners (Read ‘Media’!), who never ever have been into the FIELD OF GOD, will continuously dish out highly inflammable articles on the DEFICIENCY Of GODs despite they, the writers themselves, being Deficiency Personified!  

These Great People or The GOD Killers are every where in India in millions of disguises and they include the great people in The Universities of India (Particularly The One In Hyderabad!) who even don’t know whether The World Champion of Chess from India, Viswanathan Anand Is An Indian or not! But, ofcourse, they won’t hesitate sacrificing the World Champion in the hope of getting another DOUBTFUL (As, then also, this kind of people won’t be sure about ‘the Indianness’ of the WORLD CHAMPION, if at all India ever make another World Champion in Chess!) World Chess Champion in the year 2313!

Down the memory lane, these ‘KILLERS’ have been killing many a legend in the sports & games’ fields, non stop! And, these ‘KILLERS’ also keep the heads of the GODs they killed on their display board to boast about what all they did & what all they will! We can see the HEADS OF GODs like Kapil Dev, Gavaskar, Prakash Padukone, P.T Usha, Javagal Sreenath, Saurav Ganguly, Rahul Dravid & so many others there on display! And, NOW, the Greatest GOD HEAD these ‘God Killers’ are gunning at obviously seems to be that of Sachin Tendulkar! The momentum we see in them at the present even don’t give us an intimation that suggests these people are going to stop what they have been doing all these decades after the Independence! Hence, let us celebrate the Glory Of These Legend Killers & Put The ‘Killed’ Bodies of Our Once Great Gods Into The Pyre Of Oblivion and move forward waiting for ANOTHER GOD TO APPEAR INFRONT OF US ALL, TO BE KILLED!