How To Kill The Legends Of Sports & Games!

“Gods Are To Be Killed & Sacrificed On The Altar Of The Religion They Are Gods Of!”

Legend Killer, Post Independent India.

The People Of India have always been thinking about "How They Can Kill The Legends Well Before Their Time Comes!?", at the least, in the matter of their sporting & gaming Legends, Stalwarts, Greats etc! People Of India have been doing this non stop all these decades after the Independence, with machine like accuracy!

It is like religion to them where they even don't hesitate to sacrifice their Gods - that’s the perfect sports/games lover, the devoted Indian Sports/Games Believer! They think that this special interest in killing the legends have come from their Aryan Roots when they were a war like tribe, thousands of years ago! Hence, the Billion Indians ungrudgingly & unanimously participate in this Killing The Gods Ceremony with all the sort of dedication & intensity that ‘ONLY’ they can cough up! They will stop -though temporarily! –their Killing Passion ONLY when they have crucified any of their GODs! 

The process they have mastered over the decades is very simple & convincing! It is something like Adoration & Adulation to the extremes where they even will sometimes sacrifice themselves (here, what they sacrifice is nothing other than their cricket ground size egos; still it is a sublime sacrifice & no physical harm is intended!) & follow their GODs as dogs, no matter what happens to them, at the least their inner self! They throng these GODs, if possible, every second of their Legend Life & do whatever sorts of disturbances to these GODs in the name of the STAR ADORATION & ADULATION! They wait days & nights infront of these God Heavens just to have a glimpse of their GODs!

It is, then, the ‘Time Of Gods’....their Time of showing their might infront of the all adoring Indian Worshippers who continuously write volumes in the name of their Particular God & build new temples for their God every second of their life! 

It is when the GODs can feel the might of being a GOD....! They can do anything they wish in these days....they can ask anything from their worshippers....they can even declare there won’t be any MORE powerful GODs to come after....they can even ask for the LIFE of the worshippers.....everything they wish will HAPPEN....the Existence Of God they can feel.....! That is the time of Miracles... Immortality...Universality.....Omnipresence....Great Happenings....!

In the game or sport they are GODs, they will deliver goods as if nothing similar ever happened before...they will be compared to and called ‘THE MIGHTY’, Tiger, Eagle, Wall, Sun, Blue Whale, Anti Ballistic Missile, Tsunami, Atom Bomb, Torpedo, Dynamite, Dragon, and even ‘THE ALMIGHTY’, non stop...their busts will be put at every street corner in the country...their opinion on everything will be recorded & broadcast live, 24/7.....they will be the FACE OF EVERY SEVENTH GRADE PRODUCT in the market, which will be sold in the market like hot cakes ...and what not?! It is the THEIR Time...the Time Of Gods!

But, as we all know, good time as well God Time definitely won’t last that long....! Just after the Gods enter the Game or Sport arena in shining armour the count down will be automatically started....! ‘All those who are there as the worshippers of gods are going to be fooled by these COUNT DOWNERS sooner than later’ is a fact which IS never remembered by anyone but the Count Downers whose BUSINESS is TO COUNT DOWN & eject the gods from their trajectory, for ever! Sooner than later this ejection OR the killing of the Gods IS going to happen, though NOTHING seems to suggest this obvious in the explosive environment when the GODs enter The GODS’ FIELD in their shining armours!

When the gods start performing or in other words SHOW THE GOD MAGIC or MIRACLE in front of the wonderstruck, all adoring worshippers, it seems like the SHOW WILL GO ON for ever & for ever....! Then, as eagerly awaited & expected by the COUNT DOWNERS, one FINE day, the Gods start to MISS a strike or a hit or a game or a match or a series or a championship point or a wicket or a catch or a something....! Then & There starts the Time of the Count Downers Or The Killers Of The Gods Of The Sports & Games, which has been eagerly awaited from the moment the GODs appeared for the first time infront of the all adoring worshippers!

To this group of Count Downers ARE added the GODs WHO DIED EARLIER, BEING AT THE RECIEVING END OF THE ACTION OF ‘THE THEIR TIME’ COUNT DOWNERS! These Already Dead Gods (ADGs!) always are an extremely envious lot that they ALWAYS TRY to keep adding to their ever expanding group of DEAD & FORGOTTEN GODs! What they do is waiting for another GOD to die & join their ranks that they can feel the happiness of ending a GOD’s Life and making Him dead as they themselves are! These Dead Gods (DGs!) play one of the most important & greatest roles in the killing of the Living Gods (LGs!)! When the Living Gods fail to deliver, it is these Dead Gods (who IS dead for ages) who start the so called analysis –actually, ‘analysis’ in the Dead Gods’ terms means killing or making the Living God dead! They are adept in the process of killing their own posterity as THEY NEVER WANT & WISH TO TOLERATE ANY LIVING GOD’S EXISTENCE AFTER THEIR ‘BYGONE’ TIME & see the Living Gods get the worship they enjoyed, once upon a time!

The Dead Gods (DGs!) & the Count Downers (CDs!) work in wholesome unison to kill the Living Gods (LGs!) and always succeed in their effort, effortlessly, as they have a Master Plan in the process (Which has proven itself ‘UNSTOPPABLE’ time & again!) which seldom fails! The plan IS ‘WHEN A GOD FAILS TO DELIVER, ATTACK HIM FROM ALL THE SIDES & WITH ALL THE MIGHT, IMMEDIATELY’ THAT HE NEVER RECOVERS & DIES A ‘NATURAL LOOKING’ DEATH!

When the attack is so severe & baseless, the Living God won’t be able to focus on the miracles & wonders HE is supposed to perform infront of his worshippers and will surely fail them that the worshippers –the most stupid & idiotic that they always are!- too will start asking for THEIR OWN GOD’s BLOOD! Then the HAPLESS GOD will ready HIMSELF for HIS OWN SACRIFICE at the altar of the religion HE IS THE GOD OF! The media also will give their invaluable contribution in the GOD SACRIFICE! The people who present the GODS’s acts to the commoners (Read ‘Media’!), who never ever have been into the FIELD OF GOD, will continuously dish out highly inflammable articles on the DEFICIENCY Of GODs despite they, the writers themselves, being Deficiency Personified!  

These Great People or The GOD Killers are every where in India in millions of disguises and they include the great people in The Universities of India (Particularly The One In Hyderabad!) who even don’t know whether The World Champion of Chess from India, Viswanathan Anand Is An Indian or not! But, ofcourse, they won’t hesitate sacrificing the World Champion in the hope of getting another DOUBTFUL (As, then also, this kind of people won’t be sure about ‘the Indianness’ of the WORLD CHAMPION, if at all India ever make another World Champion in Chess!) World Chess Champion in the year 2313!

Down the memory lane, these ‘KILLERS’ have been killing many a legend in the sports & games’ fields, non stop! And, these ‘KILLERS’ also keep the heads of the GODs they killed on their display board to boast about what all they did & what all they will! We can see the HEADS OF GODs like Kapil Dev, Gavaskar, Prakash Padukone, P.T Usha, Javagal Sreenath, Saurav Ganguly, Rahul Dravid & so many others there on display! And, NOW, the Greatest GOD HEAD these ‘God Killers’ are gunning at obviously seems to be that of Sachin Tendulkar! The momentum we see in them at the present even don’t give us an intimation that suggests these people are going to stop what they have been doing all these decades after the Independence! Hence, let us celebrate the Glory Of These Legend Killers & Put The ‘Killed’ Bodies of Our Once Great Gods Into The Pyre Of Oblivion and move forward waiting for ANOTHER GOD TO APPEAR INFRONT OF US ALL, TO BE KILLED!