Sreesanth The Sinner & The Ethical Cricket Country!

Sreesanth was the stalwart of Indian bowling who was going to become either a Denis Lillie or Sir Richard Hardly or a Kapil Dev, for sure! This infuriated Harbajan Singh, among a lot of others, the classic act of spin bowling (Howling?!) so much that he slapped Sreesanth, which was well inside the Cricket Ethic Book of India that Sreesanth got warning (Threat will be a more suitable word!) that if he again shows his face to the religiously ethics following Harbajan in such a fashion that he slaps again, Sreesanth would be banned for life, as according to the Indian Book of Cricket Ethics, enticing (with a great cheek such as that of Sreesanth!) is the BIGGEST CRIME of all!

Sreesanth was admonished by all the Ethical People of Indian cricket in such a way that he hid his cheeks behind his back! Even his complaints were severely butchered & beaten down by the Ethic Indian Cricket People & even the Constitutional Right To Cry when slapped was rudely taken away from the Speedster by the Ethical People! He was left high & dry.....! No one was there to back him in his hour of need as he was the loner from the tiny state of Kerala, who somehow found a shaky place inside the Dominant Northern Indian Ethical Cricket Team!

He ruminated about the slap, at the least a trillion times, in his lonely hours & the Ethical Indian Cricket! And, when he coughed up courage to speak up against the injustice he had vis-a-vis the Slap Gate, after near a couple of years, he let his emotions flow infront of the media, which irked the Wholesomely Ethical Indian Cricket Fraternity! Sreesanth was again WARNED (Threatened, as usual!) by the Ethical Guardians of Indian Cricket, including the Very Ethical President of Indian Ethical Cricket, India Cement Srinivasan! Whether he carried a personal grudge against Sreesanth is NOT proven till going to press!

Sreesanth again ran back to his den carrying all his allegations, emotions, pictures of Slap Gate etc on his back! And, it is here, in his den of solitude, he succumbed to the vicious attack of the Punters, Betters, Fixers etc, is the latest find of the NASA Space Research Centre! Till That Point All Clean Indian IPL & Ethical Cricket Fraternity (ECF) all of a sudden found themselves deeply involved in betting, scams, fixing etc ONLY because of this Slap Gate tainted Sreesanth!

All of a sudden Sreesanth was arrested with some ‘well known nobodies’ of cricket & presented before the media & court as the King Pin of the Italian Mafia! And, the charges were pressed against him in no time that he with his millions of ‘invisible’ cronies has siphoned off trillions of dollars from the Public Betting Exchequer (PBE)! It is ‘proved beyond any doubt’ that it is Sreesanth who planned, built maintained etc this Betting & Fixing Network (BFN) in India, all these decades; if some one has any doubts one can ask Mohammed Azharuddin, a former great Ethical Cricketer Of India, who has become an MP in Our Ethical Nation of Secular Democracy!

It is proved beyond any doubt that the ‘40’ lakhs is the total amount of betting & fixing, all these years of betting & fixing & none other than the King Pin Sreesanth has the wherewithal in India & ofcourse would run such an all encompassing racket! All the near to undecipherable secret codes of the betters, fixers, & tricksters, like lifting a finger, hand kerchief, the right end of the Indian Tie (IT) the fixer wares etc, are smartly & efficiently decoded by FBI, taking millions of Super Computer hours & with the help of the Large Hadron Collider etc!

The 2.5 rupees of the total 40 lakhs Sreesanth got for all his cronies were found out by the CBI, Interpol & the Now Defunct KGB (Using the services of the Retired Agents!) in a combined operation (Code Named Operation Tip Of  The Indian Tie!) from the top of the European Closet he used, after 2 weeks of his arrest! The other 3 rupee pile he left running from the ever energetic sleuths on the brink of the sink he stopped to wash his face also have been recovered, with much difficulty- the info whether the pile was consisting of 1 paisa coins or 2 paisa coins or 5 paisa coins still falls under ‘The Classifieds’!

Now, it is also reported, by various media agencies, that thousands of border security personnel have been pressed into service from the ‘ACNE’ Aksai Chin Area to find out where all Sreesanth has hidden his  MIND BOGGLING ‘40’ lakhs, in two, three, four, five rupee collections! They are also reportedly utilising the great services of the Molessier dogs the Chinese used in the Daulat Beg Oldie to find out the Coin Piles! The various possible structures of coin packing or packaging are elaborately studied by the experts in Suitcase Packing from the Narasimha Rao Era! They are also doing ground breaking research in finding out the number of coins one can hold efficiently inside a Fixer’s or Spotter’s hand kerchief or Indian Tie (IT)!

CBI, IB, Crime Branch & Local police are into finding out whether Sreesanth has connections with the Italian Marines who shot dead 2 Indian fisher men, Hiroshima Blast, Davood Ibrahim, Italian Mafia, Mafia Sasi & other International networks! They are also planning to find out from Sreesanth what sort of network he used to secretly hide THIS MUCH OF A HUGE AMOUNT (40 LAKHS!)! All is sure that only Sreesanth & no other cricketer of worth is involved in these things of Unethical Things; and, Sreesanth is the be all & end all of all these fixes & scandals!

The otherwise Clean & Ethical Cricket of India is just trying to come out of the blemish Sreesanth has forced on it!  A Salwa Judlum programme ‘Any doubt ask Azar!’ has been started to air via the Highly Ethical Media to take back the Lost Via Sreesanth ‘Credibility & ‘Credit Rating of  IPL & Indian Cricket Ethics! Lets us make sure that Sreesanth should pay for the HUGE damage he has done to Ethical Cricket in India & Its Great Ethical Cricketers!

Let us, spending tax payers money, press in the services of the greatest lawyers of the country & outside that Sreesanth remains in the prison for all the centuries to come that the Ethically & Legally Greedy & Tricky People of Money Making India sleep comfortably on their Indian Cement Benches, MP Beds, Sugar Cushions etc for all the centuries the Sinner Sreesanth spent in the cell!

And, then only, we, the democratic & secular people of India, who have no other worries other than the Sinful Sreesanth taking the Universal Amount 40 lakhs for his 1 million cronies to lift the left end of his black & white hand kerchief during an over where he would give away an incredible 14 runs -Where giving more than 14 is a fad!- in a very insignificant IPL match between the northern dwarfs & little den monkeys, can rest in peace; then only can the 40 crores of people below the poverty line in India have, at the least, the spending power of 17 rupees a day; then only can large scale farmer suicides of Vidharbha & Marthvada be stopped; then only can the slums of Calcutta & Bombay be sanitised; then only can every Indian have potable drinking water for all the generations to come; then only will the lakhs of babies who die in the birth, yearly in India will stop dying; then only can the thousands of women who are forced into prostitution due to various reason be saved; then only can the mindless & shameless exploitation of the nature & natural resources be stopped!

Hence, let the Sinner Sreesanth who played with the hefty amount of 40 lakhs be crucified for all his unpardonable sins as that is the One & Only Real Problem Facing an Ever Peaceful, Ethical, Sinner - less, Truthful, Democratic, Secular India! Let With Sinner Sreesanth End All The Sins & Lies In India! “Satyameva Jayathe!”

Chinese Chin Inside!

To India Aksai Chin has always been a part of India; so it has been told all these decades, particularly after the Indian Independence in 1947, from the so called Imperial Forces! Aksai Chin became THAT popular that every one on the southern side of the Great Himalayas started to Grow A Chin (Though, till that time period, ONLY 'Growing A Beard' was heard!)!

In the years of 'India-Chini Bai Bai!' (From Chinese side it had always been 'India, India Bye Bye!' was proven later at the cost of the All Believing Indians & their All Believing Leadership of 'THAT' time!) Aksai Chin was 'Definitely' inside the Indian Territory! Hence, whenever a quiz competition (Ofcourse, one should note that JGKC  was 'NOT' involved, as it was a member of Non-Aligned Movement @ that time!) was conducted in those 'Bai-Bai' or 'Bye-Bye' days, Aksai Chin always found itself inside the Indian territories!

Those who still live & believe in the 'Bai-Bai' or 'Bye-Bye' days still find Aksai Chin inside the Indian Territories! "God Save Them!" But it didn’t take long before the Chinese proved that the Chin was theirs & they would keep their Chinese Chin (CC!) inside the Indian territory & move it whenever they wish to do so, as after all, it is a perennial Chinese Chin (In The Indian Matters!)! Hence, Nehru's 'Bai-Bai' or 'Bye-Bye' India learned it the hardest way that the Chin Is Always Chinese & This Chinese Chin will keep meddling within the Indian Territories for all the times to come!

From then on (1962 onwards!), every question the Quiz Competitions & their Quiz Masters threw up like 'What's Inside?!' the brainy participants always jump-pressed the buzzer screaming 'Chinese Chin or Aksai Chin!' & carried away the trophies home! We cannot blame people if they die hardly assume that 'Intel Inside!' is something very much related to 'Chin Inside!' or Chinese Chin Inside!' etc!

Hence, from 1962, the Chinese mastered the Art of Growing A (Sometimes, 2, 3, 4 or even 5 chins (CCs) inside the Indian Territories!) Chin Inside India, whenever & where ever they wanted or wished to grow a chin or two! They grew CCs in Arunachal Pradesh, J&K and Ladakh and grew bold in the business of building the Chinese Chins, unashamedly unabated, with the support & without the support of the other ‘History Twister’ in the region, Pakistan, which NEVER grew chins but intolerant, fanatic & rhetorical beards!

They shamelessly grew/built ‘Dam (n!) Chinese Chins’ across the Brahmaputra River, without ever consulting with India, through which Brahmaputra flows the maximum number of kilometres, which begins to form the shape of the mighty river at the Chinese occupied Tibet! What their actions like this will do to India & Bangladesh is quite alarming as even desertification of huge land masses too can happen due to this arrogant & shameless act of the Chinese government & their leaders!

They wrote History in Wikipedia where the Chinese Chin Growers effectively wrote & made the people (Including those who live in India!) believe that Indo-Sino war of 1962 was a result of a wholesome strategic, tactic & theoretical mistake/blunder of the then Indian government which was headed by the first prime minister of Independent India, Jawaharlal Nehru & never a matter of cheating at the grandest levels by the Chinese government & its leaders, who talk in a million languages at the same time!

‘Why they keep doing these shameless acts?’ is a question that pops up when one just ruminates about the happenings which occur regularly as the result of the CC Growing! The answer is very simple to find. It is the care free, irresponsible & spineless nature of the Indian leaders which provide the ground for the Chinese to display their arrogance & high handedness! It is this shameless nature of the Indian Leaders who always fail miserably to rise to the occasion to effectively counter the ever continuous belligerence of the Chinese Army & its leaders that is to be worried of!

Despite these CC Growers continuously building super high ways, air strips etc very near to the LAC (‘Line of actual Control’ establish after the 1962 humiliating defeat!) that they can galvanise their forces whenever they wish to, India always shy away from doing the same in the so called Indian Territory, inside the India boarder, due to unnecessary & uncalled for hue & cry the cunning Chinese make from time to time, whenever India start ‘planning’ something INSIDE the Indian Boarders!

It is a National Shame that EVEN at the planning stage all the Indian plans are scuttled efficiently by the CC Growers of China! It is a National Shame that even after losing thousands of kilometres of land to the Wily Chinese in 1962, still India blushes @ the thought of Self Protection! Why the Indian leaders shy away from building the right & important defensive systems for the protection of the country despite learning things the hardest way in the 1962 war is something no sensible man can understand!

What all types of Chins these Chinese grow inside the Indian Territories is seldom suspected or enquired of! From internet (Where pro Chinese info is falsely created & elaborately distributed!) to the lap tops they make under various brand names, from the low cost mobile sets (Which the ‘Third World Indian’ grab impishly!) to the highly toxic toys for children (Which are banned in the US & the Developed Countries, years ago!), from ‘Made in China’ Things to the all powerful Chinese mosquito bat (Which became the status symbol of the hygienic & health conscious ‘Third World Indian Mosquito Catcher’!), we don’t know where all these cunning & crafty Chinese Grow Their Chins?!

In the age of Free Trade & all, who the Indian has the time to check whether there is ‘Radio Active Material INSIDE the Chinese Mosquito Bat’ or not, which is flooding the India markets!!! In the age of Free Trade & all, who the Indian has the time to check whether there is toxic & hazardous material inside the cheap toys the Indians import for the sake of a couple of shilling MORE profit from China that the Future of India play in safety?! In the age of Free Trade & all, who the Indian has the time to check whether there is enough security in the mobiles, computers & other electronic devises which the PROFIT BUILDING people, business groups & corporate dump in the Indian market, buying them dirt cheap from the Chinese Chin Growing Chinese Markets?!

Here, in India, people shamelessly die to make a shilling or two more PROFIT, sacrificing everything including the national pride & self respect. They are always ready to Grow Chinese Chins inside Indian territories for the sake of a rupee or two MORE profit! In the name of Open Trade etc we destroy our indigenous industries, throwing open all the protection they genuinely require for survival for THIRTY ‘CHINESE’ SILVER COINS! Indians’ life has become nothing but a dog chase after Profit and Profit ‘ONLY’!

It is very interesting to note that the ‘CC’ Growers have ‘always’ been growing their Chinese Chins on their side of the boarders, i.e. inside the Chinese territory! They have always been building whatever things they have been building INSIDE the Chinese Territory – they have been doing the same ‘Building Inside’ since 1962, unabated! Be it McMahon Line before 1962 or LAC (Line of Actual Control) after the 1962 humiliation, the Chinese were always inside their territories; the only difference being that from 1962 they have continuously annexed hundreds of kilometres of ‘DISPUTED’ (By who else ‘but’ India!) territories to the ‘UNDISPUTED’ territories of China!

What they have been telling all these decades is that whatever territory they occupy automatically becomes Chinese & hence no ground for a Dispute! In other words, till the moment they occupy any Indian Land it is disputed BUT after the occupation the occupied piece of Indian Territory becomes Undisputed Chinese territory or it automatically moves INSIDE the Chinese borders! Using this fantastic & novel method of defining Line of Actual Control or we should call Unique Chinese Method of Dispute Redress (UCMDR!) CC Growers of China have looted India of its hundreds of kilometres’ of land & still continue to do so, with the shameless politicians of India watching agape!

The Chinese also know when to make a ‘Disputed’ Indian Territory an Undisputed Chinese One! It has become a routine for the Chinese to attack India & make the Disputed Territories Undisputed ‘ONLY’ when they have no other problem to deal with & their internal things are wholesomely under control! As they did it in 1962, they exploited India’s present precarious position in the face of the oncoming national elections! With the Central Government becoming weaker by the day, as the infighting coalition partners leave the consortium @ the drop of a hat, the Chinese Chin Growers pretty well know that India & its feeble government machinery are NOT in a position to assert itself when the Chinese shamelessly occupy Indian Territory in the name of UCMDR!

At the moment, it seems pretty clear that the Chinese Chin Growers will, not very far in the future, find New Delhi well inside the Undisputed Chinese Territory that the India leadership of that time period will grandly move the capital from Delhi to the city in Maharashtra where Tughlaq shifted his capital, a number of centuries ago & keep Fighting the Intruders (‘ONLY” from the view point of Indians, as according to the Great Chinese Method of UCMDR ‘ONLY’ those territories which are ‘NOT’ occupied by the Chinese can be called Indian!!) with all the peaceful methods they can think of, with all the sorts of restraint, diplomatic dialogue & flag meetings; and, that too in a very peaceful & brotherly environment!