The Right To Copy!

Students are copying….They are copying BIG TIME, in their exams….They have made copying an art…..At the least, it is what is seen in the various media reports, the print & visual….!

‘Traceless Copying’ is a process in which the developed countries excel! If our students get the better of the examiners, effectively, they are in for a wonderful chance to become some of the best International Copyists with multimillion dollar offers chasing them! Pharmaceutical Industry (Especially, companies which specialise Generic Medicine etc!), Spy Agencies, Patent Stealers of all varieties, Indigenous Poachers of all our idea, medicinal, cultural & educational ingenuities who sell their stolen items abroad for 30 shillings, Plagiarists etc need expert copiers or copyists that much that they pay any amount to get an expert one!

As they have been taught, the students of the present era pretty well know that they have to safe guard their own future & IF they fail in that there is no one who will help them in any matter; they also know well that they live in the present day CREATED SOCIETY as wholesomely isolated islands! Hence, no one can blame them, IF & WHEN they copy at all, as it is their RIGHT to copy & protect themselves from any untoward incident that will SURELY derail, from the side of the University they study!

When the students in the self financing colleges MASS COPY, no one can blame them as they are studying in most of these make shift, below par institutions (As far as faculty, teaching/training, facilities, the knowledge imparted etc are concerned!) paying lakhs of rupees their parents earned! And, despite all their effort, if they fail (Which is due to the BASE or the CREATED STANDARD of their education from the LKG classes!), how can they (‘Measurement Companies’ call them ‘UNEMPLOYABLE’!) get back their money & time invested and console themselves?! What will happen to the lakhs & lakhs of educational loan availed under the BENIGN conditions of the Selfless Banks Of India @ a very low rate of 10-14%, which they wholeheartedly gave taking the property document of the Knowledge Craving Mind’s parents’?!

At the least, the Progressive & Development Oriented Governments (PDOGs!) SHOULD show some sense in the matter of these Self Financed Higher Education Students (SFHES!) as without them the Indian Education up gradation will NEVER happen!

The Progressive & Development Oriented Governments SHOULD NEVER worry about those thousands of Non Self Financed Students (NSFS!) who try learning something in the various government colleges & government institutions as they are NOT the sons & daughters of the PRIVATE GOD (And, that too in the Age of the ‘God’- Privatisation!) & they should be thrown into the all consuming fire of eternal ignorance for the SIN they committed by NOT entering a Self Financed Education Institution (SFEI!), pledging their movable or immovable property with a Selfless Bank which STANDS for Universal Brotherhood, Humanity, Upholding Of Truth, Human Values etc; LET THEM ‘BURN’ IN THE HELL FOR THEIR ‘UNPARDONABLE’ SIN!

The Progressive & Development Oriented Governments (PDOGs!) of all colours know this Universal Truth, very well, that they ALWAYS turn a BLIND EYE towards those who SUFFER INCESSANTLY going to the Non Self Financed Educational Institutions! They NEVER care a rap for these Sons & Daughters who are DESTINED to go to hell for their Grave Sin! In the Non Self Financed Educational Institutions (NSFEIs!) NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT to question the Great Deeds of their Universities as by joining a Non Self Financed Educational Institution they have DECLARED that anyone can do anything with their life & future! The Non Self Financed Students (NSFS!) have, all these decades, loyally obliged the Universities like LOYAL NEVER QUESTIONING DOGS (LNQDs!)! They, wagging their tails, went to write exams whenever & wherever the God Like Universities (GLUs!) conducted their examinations!

When the GLUs failed to conduct the examinations on time (Which happened ALWAYS!), when they postponed the exams a million times, when they preponed the exams another million times, when they cancelled the exams another thousands of time, when they made the Non Self Financed Students (NSFS!) re write the exams another thousands of times the loyal & ‘DOG LIKE’ Non Self Financed Students (NSFS!) obeyed without EVEN a whimper; that was their quality of loyalty-the whole hearted & total surrender to the will of their Mighty University God (MUG!)!  

When the GLUs ALMOST did away with the evaluation process itself & did whatever they wished with it [Including the OUT SOURCING of evaluation to the polar bears to meet the quality standards bound on them by the International Bank of Stupidity & Arrogance from which they (GLUs!) have taken ‘SOFT’ loans to upgrade the prevailing low class education standards!], throwing the till then existing system of evaluation which MOST OF THE TIME threw up results of some logical semblance, no DOG LIKE Non Self Financed Student said anything!     

Publishing the results on time has NEVER been a thing on the list of things which the GLUs considered sacrosanct! After conducting the exams, after altering the date a million times or so, and after ALMOST forgetting there existed an evaluation system in the Indian Subcontinent, which ALMOST gave a result matching the performance of the student, the GLUs NEVER considered publishing the result on time their Divine Responsibility (DR!)! They ALWAYS thought why be prompt in this matter when all other matters related to the Dog Like Non Self Financed Students are handled with the maximum irresponsibility possible?! Why the hell they care about the insignificant entities called Non Self Financed Students, as their loyalty is a guaranteed matter whatever GLUs do?!

And, the GLUs pretty well know that to question EVEN the greatest of wrongs perpetuated by them it takes millions of rupees & thousands of human hours (Which are ALWAYS in VERY short supply!) in the Age of the Private or Privatisation God! And, the Dog Like Non Self Financed Student is ALWAYS in short supply of BOTH THESE PRECIOUS THINGS, in the Age Of The Private or Privatisation God –If it were NOT SO he would have gone to any of the Self Financed Higher Education College or Institution!

The credibility, relevance & utility of the courses offered in the Non Self Financed Educational Institutions (NSFEIs!) are NEVER discussed in public, EVEN by the So Called Intellectuals & Educationists Of International Reputation! In the era of Open Book Examination & Open Source Software there is NO POINT in making the students of the Self Financing Colleges toe the same line which is SPECIALLY made for the Dog Like, Never Questioning Loyal Students of Non Financed Educational Institutions!

Let’s ALWAYS be with those thousands of helpless students of the Self Financed Colleges & Education Institutions, who, despite shelling out money like anything, GET NOTHING OUT OF THE TRAINING IMPARTED IN THESE SO CALLED EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTIONS and ARE FORCED TO COPY ENMASS TO SURVIVE THE VAGARIES OF LIFE!!! Let’s form vigilante groups that prevent the rouge teachers from monitoring & preventing these helpless creatures from MASS COPIYING! Let’s build an Irresponsible Nation with the help of the outsiders that MASS COPIYING be legalised as far as, at the least, those who study in the Self Financed Education Institutions & Colleges are concerned! And, let’s make sure that ALL THE OTHERS BURN IN THE HELL!