ALL THE INDIANS!

‘All’ the Indians are cheats, liars, black money hoarders, black money hiders, black money printers (Black being the colour of Evil, Devil, a HUGE number of Indians, Africans, &, white, the colour of peace flag, fairness creams, powders & of course, the colour of the British slave merchants who decimated India for ‘more than’ 200 years!), fake currency printers, cheaters, seditious criminals, anti national infidels, terrorists, suspects, the accused, the doubted, tax evaders, potential criminals, fugitives, criminals having ‘ILLEGAL’ sexual intercourses with the UNREGISTERED & UNCERTIFIED, the ones who ALWAYS do/speak/opine contempt of court, the one who ALWAYS do/speak/opine contempt of police, the one who ALWAYS do/speak/opine contempt of government & ‘even’ NON INDIANS! This is what all the CENTRAL GOVERNMENTS, and, of course, state governments ‘insist’, from time to time!

And, it IS the ‘ONLY’ duty of an Indian to prove from dawn to dusk & Sunday to Saturday & January to December & Birth to Death that he is ‘NOT’ such a one (OR a combination of the above stated multiples!), as painted in the previous paragraph, spending one’s hard earned money, effort & even life, whenever & wherever the Central governments & state governments accuse one, intermittently, nonstop, of 100% being so , i.e., thousands of times, according to the whims & fancies of the so called elected rulers or SHOULD we call them ‘DERANGED DICTATORS (DDs!)’?!!!

The onus is always ‘on’ the common man (As it SHOULD BE, as it is common to accuse the common man, commonly!) and it is HIS LIFE that is screwed up, ALWAYS! The ‘ONLY’ duty of the ‘so called’ ‘elected’ governments is to ‘simply accuse’ & ‘keep finding’ newer accusations that can be thrown on the ‘utterly defenseless’ common man, one after another & now & then! Research work, with the HELP of FOREIGN AID, has been going on, on the war footing in this field of finding newer accusations (FNAs!)! Foreign investment is gushing forth in this field of research & development (R&D!); and, the only ‘Functioning Wing’ (OFW!) of the Indian Research Foundation is the ‘REFORMED’ Newer Accusation & Doubt Finding Agency of India with Foreign Aid (NADFAIFA!)!

Central Governments (CGs! Or c(a)g(e)s??) ALWAYS KEPT ASKING to do this & do that to prove our INDIANNESS, as if Indians’ Indianness changes like a chameleon changes its colour, every now & then!

Indians driving a four wheeler were FORCED TO peel off the sunscreens they put on their vehicles, spending their own well earned money, to shield themselves from the ALL PRYING EYES of the paparazzi minded criminals in the society, claiming that all the Indians travelling inside a sun screened vehicle are POTENTIAL TERRORISTS or INTERNATIONAL FUGITIVES or  BIN LADENS! By such a foolish & arrogant move the central government put the onus of proving themselves NON TERRORISTS, NON RAPISTS, NON FUGITIVES, NON BIN LADES etc on the common man, again!    

Spending thousands of crores of common man’s money, the Central Government ‘then’ IMPOSED CCTVs, even inside the common man’s bedrooms, in the name of nonexistent & drummed up security threats & put everything recorded ‘LIVE’ that anyone & everyone could see when a terrorist, robber, murderer, rapist comes & does whatever, never mentioning WHAT IF the evil doer comes wearing his head properly covered or wearing an ISI helmet or the evil is done where the CCTV is absent, as putting a CCTV on every inch of Indian territory is senseless & impossible!? Thousands of CCTVs got installed, spending thousands of crores of common man’s money, are NOT functioning & thousands of CCTV recordings of the crime scenes are of NO USE to catch the culprits, due to poor lightings or poor quality recordings etc are NEVER told! Again the common man was ‘SUSPECTED’ for being a terrorist, fugitive, criminal, murderer, rapist & all other sorts of evil doer & the onus of proving otherwise is ONCE AGIN PUT on the frail shoulders of the common man of India (CMI!)!

Aadhar has been ‘imposed upon’ the common man ‘with’ thousands of crores of Indian Common Man’s Money (ICMM!) thrown into the gutters to ‘REBAPTISE’ Indians as Indians (Shall we call it GHAR WAPSI of a non religious kind?!!), Malayalee as Malayalee, Kannadiga as Kannadiga, Bengali as Bengali, Rajasthani as Rajasthani, Marathi as Marathi, Manipuri as Manipuri, Assamee as Assamee, Bihari as Bihari & so on! By revealing our Retinal Code to the International Criminals (ICs!), & Exposing ourselves with the DNA pattern of ‘EVERY’ Indian to the EVER GREEDY, CROOKED, GAMBLING, SELFISH, PERVERTED International Beasts, WE WERE ‘MADE TO’ DIG OUR OWN GRAVES, with the government helping International Criminals (People, Businessmen, Companies & Nations!) in this matter!

It is ‘HORRIBLE’ to know that we were ‘FORCED’ to ‘PROVE’ our Indian identity by ‘SELLING’ & ‘ENDANGERING’ ourselves, fatally! All the Indians, born in India, were asked to prove ‘OUR INDIANNESS’ by the ‘FALSE’, ‘MANIPULATED’ & ‘EVER CHANGING’ standards of the West, despite we having, at the least, more than half a dozen, ‘accepted’ identity proofs of Indianness! We ‘SOLD OURSELVES’ in the International Criminal Markets, FORCED BY the Indian central government (Which is nothing more than a ‘FOREIGN’ Prime minister!), to ‘PROVE’ our loyalty to the nation!?

People GOT HIT LIKE ANYTHING the very next moment AFTER Aadhar Commotion & Suffering started abating, after months of ‘PROVING INDIANS’ INDIANNESS’! One fine evening, India’s ‘Foreign’ Prime Minister (FPM!), taking ‘very’ precious time out of his foreign wanderings/flirtations, ASKED INDIANS TO ‘PROVE’ THEIR 500 & 1000 rupee notes are WHITE MONEY & THEIR INDIANNESS, and, the very next moment, vanished into the thin Japanese air, no more to be seen, again!  

The Perennially Indianness Proving Common Man Of India (PIPCMI!) got stuck with a couple of 500 & 1000 rupee notes in his Famously ‘Holed’ Pocket (FHP!)! All of a sudden, he found that whatever money in 500 & 1000 notes he had became ‘AS INVALID AS A COMMON MAN’ & for another more than 24 precious hours he & his family had to survive on the coins & other RELEVENT/WHITE notes of lower denomination!

With His ‘White’ & ‘Foreign’ Master Strategy (WFMS!) India’s ‘Foreign’ Prime Minister (FPM!) has REVEALED (As Moses did to the Israelites!) TO THE AWE STRUCK nation that all the ‘BLACK’ money in India is stored in 500 & 1000 rupee notes & all the BLACK MONEY stored in 100 rupee notes, gold, diamond, stock & share, land  etc is WHITE! Really, it was a ground breaking revelation or should one say ground breaking discovery for which he would ‘surely’ be given the Nobel for Economics & Oscar for the best actor, next year! People even doubt that he would be cannonised as the Saint for Economics by the Vatican & the Indian government would honour him with nothing less than the Barath Rathna for just making ALL THE BLACK MONEY IN INDIA vanish in just one master move! Whether ‘THE ORIGINAL THUGLAK’ will contest Our FPM’s grand claims to fame is to be seen!

By declaring ALL the 500 & 1000 notes invalid, Our FPM has, without his knowledge, gave away the clear picture of the validity & credibility of those who printed these notes, i.e. the government itself (Or, in other words, that All Powerful ‘FPM’himself!)! The credibility of the Indian Currency notes got smashed one fine night, that too by the So Called FPM of Our Own Country; what a shame!  

It is reported through various news channels, from which one can hear ‘ONLY’ truths, that lakhs & lakhs of black marketers, black money hoarders etc are arrested in the thousands of branches of various banks, all over India, &, @ tens of thousands of post offices, as they rush to exchange the 500-1000 rupee BLACK MONEY NOTES! It is also reported that there is a war like situation in all the jails of the country as the room the jails have seems pretty inadequate to keep all the 500-1000 notewallah BLACK MONEY hoarders (500-1000 NBMHs!) inside the limited area as the BLACK MONEY HOADERS seems to be numberless!

THE STAUNCH SUPPORTERS OF THE FPM TRUMPET THAT the promise by the FPM to the Indians when he was trying to get himself elected in 2014 that he would provide JOBS to the Indians is kept by this 500-1000 ‘BLACK’ move as crores of Indians got jobs AS (1) PORTERS/COOLIES to carry the non black money notes when a BLACK 1000 rupee note was exchanged for 1000 single rupee coins etc (2) Queuers who stood in the serpentine queues, from dawn to dusk, to change a couple of BLACK 500-1000 notes (3) Patients (meaning those who has patience!) who patiently stood like beggars to get the money they earned, struggling in their lives (4) Humblers as waiting for one’s turn to come as slaves in the banks & post offices has been a humbling experience which taught BLACK ( = NOT white!) INDIANS ‘How It Was Before We Got The So Called Independence’ etc!!

THE STAUNCH SUPPORTERS OF THE FPM  also claim that it was found out by the various intelligence agencies & international study groups that thousands of FARMERS commit suicide in India BECAUSE OF the BLACK MONEY they hoarded inside their farmlands which the 500-1000 BLACK MONEY CATCHER FPM never allowed to appear over ground & around 40 crores of Indians go to sleep, empty bellied, EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE OF the same BLACK MONEY they hoarded underground which the VERY PROGRESSIVE & DEVELOPMENTAL FPM who is DEAD AGAINST THE 500-1000 BLACK MONEY HOARDRES (500-1000 BMH!) never allow to appear above the ground! STUDIES HAVE TO BE TRUSTED, PARTICULARLY, INTERNATIONAL ONES!!

But, some ‘PESSIMISTS’ baselessly ask ‘How will the 500-1000 BLACK MONEY HATER FPM catch those who HID THE BLACK MONEY in 100 rupee notes, gold, diamonds, stock & share, land etc’, as they baselessly feign to ask the question whether our FPM will ask THOSE BLACK MONEY HIDDERS to carry all the BLACK LAND, BLACK GOLD, BLACK DIAMOND, BLACK STOCK & BLACK SHARE etc to the various bank branches & post offices, all over India, & get them exchanged in smaller, tiny pieces, parts & EVEN PARTICLES (WHITE, OF COURSE!!)?! Some of those ‘STUPID’ teasers even ask WHO has the authority to tell how to use, when to use, where to store, how to store the money one earned, working HARD, all one’s Life!

They ASK if a person who NEVER trusts banks & other financial institutions (There are crores of ‘SUCH’ people!), as HE knows they are all there ONLY to trick & loot the customer, keeps the money (Legally Taxless 2.5 lakh, a year!) unto himself for 5 years he would have 12.5 lakhs in cash with him; then, what sort of ‘PROOF’ he has to give for the money he has; there is NO such need, at all, IS THE TRUTH?! They also tell that they will take care of the money they earned, sincerely & honestly, taking pains and, no one has the right to call their money BLACK, just for the sake of calling something BLACK!

   

In a country WHERE (1) bail & non bail with incarceration is IMPOSED UPON AN ACCUSED (NOT A CONVICT!), (2) sedition is ‘Court Trailed’, every other day, only on the basis of ‘SUSPICION’ & ‘COMPLAINT’, of some thin skinned, court happy or court addicted persons, (3) NON DEAD certificates are asked every now & then, (4) notary attested ‘something’ has to be carried, on the person, day & night, (5) police verification of the passport applicant is LEGALLY done after one getting the passport & the verifying officer getting some extra valueless Indian money (VIM!), (6) LKG-UKG admission seeking kids are FORCED TO FURNISH ‘ALL CLEAR’ CERTIFICATES (ACCs!) from the ‘Eye Testing Centre (ETC!) to get admission in the LKG-UKG sector (It is a sector, NOT school!), (7) to renew one’s passport two neighbours’ signatures with ID proof is DEMANDED, (8) round the clock marriage certificate attestation & verification by the moral police & police of any couple, anywhere, 24/7, all over the country, (9) vaccination compliance verification & re verification & FORCEFULL compliance by the so called health department chamchas & their cronies are carried out stealthily, (10) pollution certificate IMPOSITION on the common man, when the reason for the emission is the ADULTERATION SUPPORTED & DONE BY THE GOVERNMENT AGENCIES & OIL COMPANIIES, is done in the name of FALSE & SENSELESS laws, (11) poison, waste, non edible items, manipulated-adulterated items are certified, permitted, promoted & supplied to the defenseless common man as FOOD & BEVERAGES by the governments, (12) ONLY the tricky, HUGELY exploitative & makeshift English Medicinal system is promoted out of the hundreds of REAL medical treatment systems (Which includes the traditional Ayurveda, Unani, Naturopathy, Pranic Healing etc) to shamelessly exploit the common man, (13) ONLY medical certificates of/from an English Doctor is accepted as proof in medical matters, (14) insurance is nothing but the shameless exploitation of common man’s ignorance & fear of the uncertain future, (15) multitudes of unjust taxes are imposed, nonstop,  for NON DOING THINGS & MAINTAINING ALL THE THINGS IN UTTER NEGLECT & DISREPAIR (Roads & All!) etc, (16) service taxes are collected for services NEVER rendered ( By lawyers, teachers, petrol delivery stations and another numberless people!), (17) certified helmets which can NEVER protect one’s head in a real accidents is FORCED on the common man’s head in the name of safety & other lakhs of SENSELESS THINGS are RULING THE SO CALLED DEMOCRATIC NATION what else can be expected from the FPM of such a chaotic nation???    

‘IF’ ALL THE INDIANS ‘ARE’ cheats, liars, black money hoarders, black money hiders, black money printers, fake currency printers, cheaters, seditious criminals, anti national infidels, terrorists, suspects, the accused, the doubted, tax evaders, potential criminals, fugitives, criminals having ‘ILLEGAL’ sexual intercourses with the UNREGISTERED & UNCERTIFIED, the ones who ALWAYS do/speak/opine contempt of court, the one who ALWAYS do/speak/opine contempt of police, the one who ALWAYS do/speak/opine contempt of government, NON INDIANS & OTHER SUCH RASCALS, WHAT WILL BE ‘THOSE WHO PRETEND’ THEMSELVES AS THE ‘TRUE ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES’ OF SUCH PEOPLE??? THE QUESTION ITSELF ANSWERS THE QUESTION…….WHOLESOMELY!