THE ACCUSER!

The position of an Accuser has always been considered extremely glamorous & applaudable in Independent India! People admired him for his daredevilry & audacity. They loved him more than they loved their film stars & cricket men! He has been the ultimate poster boy of the TOO INQUISITIVE INDIAN! They love him day & night because he is Omnipresent as god is; and he is Irresponsible as they themselves are - making The Accuser a demi-god!

The duty of the Accuser is just to accuse someone of something - he got to say that he has all the proofs to nail one, despite the fact that he never had any solid & real proof against anyone at any given point of time! Despite proving anything he can go on Accusing all his life! He also comes in the form/role of a mud-slinger, where he keeps on throwing mud on whoever he targets! The Accusers & Mudslingers are also seen elsewhere, world wide; but the Indian one is TOTALLY DIFFERENT as he will never be held responsible for any of the millions of baseless accusations & allegations he has made or the truck loads of mud he has flung on innocent & hapless persons!

The Accuser always starts with one of the following suggested accusations as they are time tested & grab immediate attention! The Prime Miinister Is A Fool, A Particular Higher Official -like a particular IAS, IPS or IFS Man in a Public Limited Company etc- Is A Burgler Of The Public Money, That Private Limited Company Is Destroying The Ground Water Level of The Entire Nation, The Governer Is An Idiot, The Vice-chancellor of that University is a Mad Man, Coconut & Coconut Oil Producers are the Real Cause of Heart Attack, Billions have been Stolen by that Street Beggar Tricking the Entire Nation all These Decades, I have given 1 billion dollar bills in a match box size suitcase to get an Electric Connection, That Superstar has a direct link with the Terrorists, That Businessman is mining truck loads of gold in the pitch dark nights @ the now defunct Kolar Gold Fields, The Reserve Bank Governer Is Printing The Fake Currency Notes for the Pakees, Bakra Nangal Dam is built by low quality cement mixed with cow dung & tissue paper to the huge benefit of the builders of the dam, That Successful Business man is sleeping on a bed of fake currency notes, That Swami is having sex with each & every girl in the country, That Political Leader has leprosy in his mind -mind is brain hence leprosy in brain!, The Chief Minister is grabbing land all over the state in the names of his Benamees, The IITs, IIMs & IIScs are run by 3 Idiots etc!

The only thing The Accuser must never do is POINTING HIS EVER ACCUSING FINGER TOWARDS THE JUDICIORY & SAY SOME ACCUSATIONS! It is the ONLY THING the accuser should avoid at all costs; even in his dreams he should not accuse the judiciory! If he ever commits that blunder, his life as An Accuser is over forever! It is well known that those accusers who wished to commit suicide always followed the safe & 100% result giving suicide method of ACCUSING THE JUDICIORY! This one thing The Accuser is not supposed to do if wishes to have a GOOD SHELF LIFE OF AN ACCUSER! As a compassionate compensation for his self restrain, he is magnanimously given the exclusive privilige to THROW BARRAGES OF ACCUSATIONS & if possible garbage @ any retired judge or retired part of judiciary, without thinking & considering in which judicial forum he sat just before his retirement, NONSTOP! If The Accuser does it, then the entire country will back him up! It is something like a WITCH HUNT where the RETIRED WITCH HUNTERS OF THE BYGONE ERA ARE ACCUSED/HUNTED LIKE ANYTHING! Nobody will even try to stop The Accuser then!

In India the onus is always on the accused! Hence, the Accuser always has to have the right contacts at the right media points! And, he always has to make sure that he OPENS HIS ACCUSER MOUTH at the right connection points of media that all the rest is done by the gossip-monger media!After making his accusations he has to make sure that he will CLOSE HIS ACCUSER MOUTH only after saying that HE WOULD DIVULGE MORE DETAILS LATER or HE WOULD COME INFRONT OF THE SAME GOSSIP MONGERS WITH MORE PROOF LATER! Then, he can take complete rest till he gets his next assignment!

After the Accuser's turn infront of the arranged media, it is the news-starved media which runs the game for the accusers; and, most of the time, intendedly or unintendedly the police also goes on THE PATH OPENED BY THE ACCUSER's MOUTH! It is easily possible for the police to create proofs out of thin air in India! Creating proofs that help support the accusations of the Accuser is an art in India that has been mastered by the various departments of law & order implementors! Though the number of hapless people who lost their lives fighting the baseless accusations of these accusers are numberless in India, it is a forgotten issue for the Indians. They never think what happened to those accused who were most of the time falsily implicated & lost their life fighting against the master tricks of the Expert Illusion Artist - The Accuser!

The Born Accuser, The Made Accuser, The Professional Accuser, The Hobby Accuser etc are the commonly seen varieties of accusers in Independant India! It has become a fact that the Indian society cann't exist without mixing all these varieties! And, it is a truth that The Accuser has become the integral part of the Indian System that even if one can live in India without Kashmir as its integral part, one won't be able to live in it without having the REGULAR MIX -MASALA OF OUR OMNIPRESENT & IRRESPONSIBLE ACCUSERS!