The Dire Consequences of Living In India!

To the last, final & all deciding question “What is the most common thing available in India or which is universal in the secular & democratic India?!” the person who stole away the trophy in the national Quiz Competition answered, without even posing for a minute, “DIRE CONSEQUENCES”! It was the deciding answer which made sure he emerged winner of the National Quiz for a record 64th Time! 

We, in India, have to be assertive, as the management gurus say, by using the maximum number of 'Dire Consequences' in our daily life. If one seldom uses 'Dire Consequences' in one’s life, he will be considered pretty much less than competent in any given field! If any one is to be considered powerful & of any significance, one has to use 'Dire Consequences' at the least a million times daily in his life! All the powerful like the MPs, MLAs, Local Police Constables, Local Rowdies, EX Panchayath Members, Retired Goondas, Former Members of Local Smuggler Groups, The President of Petty Beggars & Criminals’ Confederation & the like MIGHTIES have to use 'Dire Consequences' quite often –And, they use it quite often, as well! - to SHOW THEIR CLASS, POWER, SIGNIFICANCE, INFLUENCE etc to the commoners!

When the Transport Appellate Tribunal Authority Judge Vidyadhara raised his voice against the Tumkur District MLA Suresh Gowda when the latter jumped the 'Q' at a toll booth he was threatened with 'Dire Consequences' by the LAWMAKER who didn’t know the Voice Raiser was a LAW INTERPRETER!

 When an Uttar Pradesh Law Maker's son Vivek Ahlawat thrashed a Russian architect Tatiana Butyaeva in Delhi & she registered a complaint she was flooded with SMSs & Phone Calles of 'Dire Consequences'! Poor Russian didn't know -of course before filling a complaint - that India is a land of 'Dire Consequences'! She didn’t even know that all the public telephone booths in India & millions of UNREGISTERED SIMs the mobile companies have sold, over the decade, are basically intended to make democratic & secular calls of 'Dire Consequences' & send SMSs with the same intent - 'Dire Consequences'!

When Professional Eve Teasing happens in public, in broad day light & a father, a mother or a somebody else lodges a complaint against it then he or she will definitely get truck loads of SMSs & Phone Calls, which will be full of 'Dire Consequences'!

If waste water is poured into your bed room thanks to your hygienic neighbour's Daily Flat Cleaning Ceremony & you raise your voice against it you can have SMSs, Phone Calls & Even Face To Face Confrontation With Your Hygienic Neighbour which will be full of 'Dire Consequences'!

When an Indian Oil Official blew the whistle he had to face the 'Dire Consequences' in the shape of loss of his own existence!

When the water mafia is taken to task by the army man, as happened in Bangalore a number of moths before, he will get enough SMSs & Phone Calls full of 'Dire Consequences', and sometimes a number of Physical Dire Consequences as well!

When a political party in Kerala is not interested in the existence of an educational institution as they deem it to be against their political philosophy the party can threaten the institution with ‘Dire Consequences’ & burn it down & then again resort to the basic ‘Dire Consequences’ if the management went ahead to register a complaint against the anti-social party perpetrators!

If the land mafia & land sharks are pulled up for lakhs of crores of Government Land Disappearance, then the whistle blower will get enough number of 'Dire Consequences' calls & SMSs and sometimes he will be BUMPED OFF with 'Dire Consequences'!

When one complaints against the arrogance, bad behaviour etc of the auto driver & the money he forcefully –most of the time, shouting at one in greatly obscene languages! – took from one –most of the times, almost double of the metered amount!-, the person who complained against the rowdy auto driver starts to get millions of phone calls & SMSs of 'Dire Consequences'!

 If someone whistles on the Qualitatively Decayed Food supplied in the various railway canteens & platform stalls, he or she will have to face 'Dire Consequences', as happened in Mumbai a couple of months ago!

 It is fine that we don't have a system in India to tackle the Universal Presence of 'Dire Consequences', in the Indian Life! Though the phone calls, SMSs etc with 'Dire Consequences' can be tracked or traced & taken into the evidence section nobody in India including the police force, who are ‘the almighty protectors of our legal system’ doesn’t care a rap for that as These Well Qualified People don’t know what can be done with those who Call & SMS people with 'Dire Consequences'! In their expert opinion, ‘Dire Consequences', as its been proven time & again, have to be faced & dealt with INDIVIDUALLY & PERSONALLY, without having any kind of support from anyBODY - governmental & non governmental bodies included! - in India! IT IS A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT OF ANYONE or ANYBODY IN INDIA TO THREATEN ANYBODY WITH 'DIRE CONSEQUENCES' & TRY TO EXTRACT THE MAXIMUM OUT OF IT! 

Indians are even seriously thinking about starting Universities & Management Institutions all over India which will train people EXCLUSIVELY in the exclusive & efficient use of ‘Dire Consequences’ in one’s life & make them self sufficient in all the departments of ‘Dire Consequences’! They are also thinking seriously about introducing ‘Special Chairs in Dire Consequences’ in the various high quality training institutions of India like IIMs, IITs, IIScs etc! They are also planning on a 'Dire Consequences Research Centre' where 24/7 research will be conducted by the world class 'Dire Consequences Researchers'! It is also heard that a Yearly National Award –Which, in stature, will be equal to a Padmavibhushan, at the least! - will be given to the person who makes the most number of calls in which he sporadically applies 'Dire Consequences' & send most number of messages & SMSs threatening 'Dire Consequences' etc!

 It has to be well understood that Living In India means facing 'Dire Consequences', almost every second of one's existence! It is to be perfectly understood that Only those persons who are ready to face ‘DIRE CONSEQUENCES’ without ever uttering a word against it have the right to be Indian citizens & ONLY those will be provided with Ration Cards, Election ID Cards, Adhaars etc! All the others will be treated as NON INDIANS with no right, what so ever, in Our Secular & Democratic India!'Dire Consequences' are & have become a more integral part of India than Kashmir or Arunachal Pradesh is! Without these 'Dire Consequences' there is no democracy, secularism, culture, education etc in Modern India!

THE ACCUSER!

The position of an Accuser has always been considered extremely glamorous & applaudable in Independent India! People admired him for his daredevilry & audacity. They loved him more than they loved their film stars & cricket men! He has been the ultimate poster boy of the TOO INQUISITIVE INDIAN! They love him day & night because he is Omnipresent as god is; and he is Irresponsible as they themselves are - making The Accuser a demi-god!

The duty of the Accuser is just to accuse someone of something - he got to say that he has all the proofs to nail one, despite the fact that he never had any solid & real proof against anyone at any given point of time! Despite proving anything he can go on Accusing all his life! He also comes in the form/role of a mud-slinger, where he keeps on throwing mud on whoever he targets! The Accusers & Mudslingers are also seen elsewhere, world wide; but the Indian one is TOTALLY DIFFERENT as he will never be held responsible for any of the millions of baseless accusations & allegations he has made or the truck loads of mud he has flung on innocent & hapless persons!

The Accuser always starts with one of the following suggested accusations as they are time tested & grab immediate attention! The Prime Miinister Is A Fool, A Particular Higher Official -like a particular IAS, IPS or IFS Man in a Public Limited Company etc- Is A Burgler Of The Public Money, That Private Limited Company Is Destroying The Ground Water Level of The Entire Nation, The Governer Is An Idiot, The Vice-chancellor of that University is a Mad Man, Coconut & Coconut Oil Producers are the Real Cause of Heart Attack, Billions have been Stolen by that Street Beggar Tricking the Entire Nation all These Decades, I have given 1 billion dollar bills in a match box size suitcase to get an Electric Connection, That Superstar has a direct link with the Terrorists, That Businessman is mining truck loads of gold in the pitch dark nights @ the now defunct Kolar Gold Fields, The Reserve Bank Governer Is Printing The Fake Currency Notes for the Pakees, Bakra Nangal Dam is built by low quality cement mixed with cow dung & tissue paper to the huge benefit of the builders of the dam, That Successful Business man is sleeping on a bed of fake currency notes, That Swami is having sex with each & every girl in the country, That Political Leader has leprosy in his mind -mind is brain hence leprosy in brain!, The Chief Minister is grabbing land all over the state in the names of his Benamees, The IITs, IIMs & IIScs are run by 3 Idiots etc!

The only thing The Accuser must never do is POINTING HIS EVER ACCUSING FINGER TOWARDS THE JUDICIORY & SAY SOME ACCUSATIONS! It is the ONLY THING the accuser should avoid at all costs; even in his dreams he should not accuse the judiciory! If he ever commits that blunder, his life as An Accuser is over forever! It is well known that those accusers who wished to commit suicide always followed the safe & 100% result giving suicide method of ACCUSING THE JUDICIORY! This one thing The Accuser is not supposed to do if wishes to have a GOOD SHELF LIFE OF AN ACCUSER! As a compassionate compensation for his self restrain, he is magnanimously given the exclusive privilige to THROW BARRAGES OF ACCUSATIONS & if possible garbage @ any retired judge or retired part of judiciary, without thinking & considering in which judicial forum he sat just before his retirement, NONSTOP! If The Accuser does it, then the entire country will back him up! It is something like a WITCH HUNT where the RETIRED WITCH HUNTERS OF THE BYGONE ERA ARE ACCUSED/HUNTED LIKE ANYTHING! Nobody will even try to stop The Accuser then!

In India the onus is always on the accused! Hence, the Accuser always has to have the right contacts at the right media points! And, he always has to make sure that he OPENS HIS ACCUSER MOUTH at the right connection points of media that all the rest is done by the gossip-monger media!After making his accusations he has to make sure that he will CLOSE HIS ACCUSER MOUTH only after saying that HE WOULD DIVULGE MORE DETAILS LATER or HE WOULD COME INFRONT OF THE SAME GOSSIP MONGERS WITH MORE PROOF LATER! Then, he can take complete rest till he gets his next assignment!

After the Accuser's turn infront of the arranged media, it is the news-starved media which runs the game for the accusers; and, most of the time, intendedly or unintendedly the police also goes on THE PATH OPENED BY THE ACCUSER's MOUTH! It is easily possible for the police to create proofs out of thin air in India! Creating proofs that help support the accusations of the Accuser is an art in India that has been mastered by the various departments of law & order implementors! Though the number of hapless people who lost their lives fighting the baseless accusations of these accusers are numberless in India, it is a forgotten issue for the Indians. They never think what happened to those accused who were most of the time falsily implicated & lost their life fighting against the master tricks of the Expert Illusion Artist - The Accuser!

The Born Accuser, The Made Accuser, The Professional Accuser, The Hobby Accuser etc are the commonly seen varieties of accusers in Independant India! It has become a fact that the Indian society cann't exist without mixing all these varieties! And, it is a truth that The Accuser has become the integral part of the Indian System that even if one can live in India without Kashmir as its integral part, one won't be able to live in it without having the REGULAR MIX -MASALA OF OUR OMNIPRESENT & IRRESPONSIBLE ACCUSERS!