Pittance To Common Man & Largess To Rich!

It’s always easy & safe to elaborate on the things which will come or are supposed to come/happen in the next decade than elaborating on the things which will happen in the next week or month! Politicians ALWAYS knew this & they ALWAYS used this trick to trick the people of the 1.25 billion country, i.e. India!

In the pre budget hikes & the Budget hikes, the various central governments of all time zones, after independence, have taken THE MAXIMUM they can take, in the name of progress, infrastructure development & other things WHICH ‘ONLY’ HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE, without ever saying WHEN IS THIS FUTURE!

The good percent of the state income has to be given back with priority (NOT POLITICAL PRIORITY!) in mind! Because the revenue that the GOVERNMENT IS ‘SUPPOSED TO’ SPEND ON DEVELOPMENT ‘IS’ the money which it (The Government!) collects from the 1.25billion people of India & the money they borrow or print IN THE NAME OF 1.25 billion in India, without thinking about the political colour of the billion + tax payers in India!

The UPA governments (Both I & II) & all the previous governments of all colours MAGNANIMOUSLY  SUPPOSEDLY spent the politically colourless tax payers money (PCTPM!) on the development of the Indian ‘Centre’/ ‘Union’ Ruling Party/Parties’ States WEARING THE GLASS OF THE RULING PARTY’S POLITICAL COLOUR– THE ONE & ONLY EXCEPTION BEING ‘THE LESS HEARD’ SOUTH INDIAN STATE KERALA, which always got neglected due to the MERE 20 MPs (M20MPs) it sent into the Indian Parliament & the UTTER inefficiency of the so called MERE 20 SENT MPs (M20MPs)!  

THE BIG CLAMOROUS & CANTANKEROUS NEIGHBOUR Tamilnadu got chosen ALWAYS over the INSIGNIFICANT, TINY, MERE 20 MP State Kerala (ITM20MPSK!), in all the allocation matters, till date, as they have almost DOUBLE MPs (DMPs!) than that of the Insignificant Kerala (IK!)! The INSIGNIFICANT, TINY, MERE 20 MP State Kerala never got their MERE 20 MPs’ act together is another wonderful fact, even after 58 years of 2 party rule in the state from 1956!

And, Tamilnadu pretty well know that, in India, its ‘ONLY’ screaming & shouting babies & state governments get allocation milk, hence ‘Effectively Milking The Sentimental, Stupid Governments of Whatever Political Colours @ the centre’, with all the Tamil Techniques in their Technique Bag Of Tamilnadu (TBT!) where stored are Sure Shot Nuclear Weapons (SSNWs!) like Sympathy Raising (Which were employed to emotionally blackmail the emotionally vulnerable prime ministers of India, showing the created or ‘projected’ backwardness of the Tamils!), Threat (Which was extremely effectively used when one of the Dravida Parties was one of the parties in the Central Coalition Ministries), Flattery & Eulogy (The most modern weapon which is used 100% effectively & with 100 % result when there is no Tamil Manipulation which can be done in the central ministry as there is NO necessity of the Tamil/Dravida Manipulation Technology (TDMT!) in the central ministry!) etc!

Even, Oliver Goldsmiths’ brilliant idea of “SHE stoops to conquer!” (SSC-Don’t confuse it with the other well known SSC!) is also effectively applied by the present Tamilnadu government to get the Allocation Milk of the central government! There, in Tamilnadu, under various low quality universities, erected by the money extracted from the hapless students from theINSIGNIFICANT, TINY, MERE 20 MP State Kerala (ITM20MPSK!) there are masters & PHDs offered in the subject public administration where ‘Milking The Insensible & Gullible Central Governments using Tamil/Dravida Manipulation Technology (TDMT!) is the fad!

Undecipherable numbers for the common man to eat has ALWAYS been the trick of the politicians, in all the budgets presented, all these decades since independence! Everyone knows that the numbers can not be eaten for food! In India, it is made sure that the people SHOULD NEVER understand the numbers from their education & those who understand them SHOULD ALWAYS stand by those who PREPARE THESE UNDECIPHERABLE NUMBERS = BUDGET! And, in India, where the undecipherable numbers are supposed to be chewed when one is hungry it is a pleasant surprise that more than 1/3 of the 1.25billion population is in such a wonderfully pathetic situation where EVEN these undecipherable numbers are NOT available to chew when one is hungry i.e. they are below the poverty line!

It is interesting to note that it is these Number Chewers For Food (NCFs) are those who are curtailed & controlled THE MOST in Our Indian Democracy (And, in the Classic Management Manuals it’s explicitly stated that it’s the NCFs who have to be suppressed for ever with an iron hand that the POOR rich live happily & here after!) & definitely, in all our budgets, in the name of one thing or the other and above all the so called Egalitarian Nation Building (ENB!)!

When the central governments present the Numbers To Be Chewed (NCs!) they always bear in mind that the NCFs should shell out EVEN THE LAST SHILLING/PAISA in the name of public equity, in the sublime aim of Nation Building while the same (Shilling/Paisa!) is taken from the rich as a matter of Equal Contribution To The Egalitarian Nation Building (ENB)! When ‘TAKING’ it is the situation vis a vis the Egalitarian Nation Building, in ‘GIVING’ the same ‘EGALITARIAN EQUALITY’ (EE!) is ‘NEVER’ maintained as there it is THE ‘POOR’ RICH who ALWAYS get the lion’s share of the ‘Non Partial’ Central Government Funds & Policies compared to whatever THE ‘POOR’ POOR get, if they get anything, at all! Since Independence this type of ENB has been in existence, what ever colour the ruling party in the centre has!

Another interesting & standard policy of the Undecipherable Number Makers Of India (UNMI!) is that while ‘TAKING’ it is of immediate effect & while ‘GIVING’ it is ALWAYS in the next birth & after that! It is a wonderful policy that robs the REAL INDIAN POOR (RIP!!!) with immediate (And, in some cases, with RETROSPECTIVE EFFECT!!!) effect & give the pittance, if at all, taking eons & more! To do this the plans are ALWAYS very detailed & so circumlocutory that the ordinary wind up trying to move up the ever winding road of illusory development, which NEVER comes in one’s life time!

It is significant that those people who ‘PRETEND’ that they DON’T UNDERSTAND all these things read the last paragraph of the article ‘The Silent Hindu & The Historic Mandate’ which IS as follows:

“And, Modi SHOULD be very careful not be ‘flattered’ into playing into the hands of the multinationals who always wanted to CUT the ‘DESI ROOTS’ of the ‘DESI SAMSKAR’ first, without anyone noticing & let the Tree ROT from the roots, unseen! It would also help to remember that the International Credit Rating Agencies, Multinational Companies, World Forums etc have ALWAYS stood for the West! Forgetting ‘Our Bharat’ in the pandemonium the Western Nations & their ‘CHAMCHAS’ create in the name of ‘Development’, ‘Progress’ etc SHOULD BE avoided IF Modi & BJP Really Wish to be what they are – the True Representatives of the almost 82% of  Bharat’s ‘67 Year Old Silent Hindu Vote(rs)’!”

It is ALWAYS better the ones who present the Numbers To Be Chewed (NCs!) @ the centre understand the significance of a budget which has long been ‘dreamed of’ by the Common Man of Bharath (CMB!), all these decades, since independence & the great opportunity they have been offered by TIME / KAL to serve the needy & crying millions of Bharateeya who ‘ONLY’ wish to LIVE AS HUMAN BEINGS & BHARATEEYA! And, let’s ‘HOPE’ the 1.25 billion Bharath will find Her sons & daughters in the Power Centre @ Indraprastha capable of doing ‘Sath Karma’, ‘Rajya Neethi’, ‘Dharma’ etc, NEVER getting TRAPPED in the vicious circles of Adharma, Asathya, Anyaay etc thwarting the evil designs of Greed, Hoarding, Money Power, Corporate Power & Influence etc which has ALWAYS worked against HER & HER Sons & Daughters, all these decades!     

Paying Taxes Via Thugs, Cheats, Adulterators, Whores, Kidnappers and others!

The finance minister is thinking night & day to introduce new taxes & bring more & more persons & services under the tax net in the oncoming budget! It is heard that he eats less & sleeps less & burns the midnight oil as well, these days – remember the oil costs much more than in the good old nasty days of slower moments & slower everything!

In the good old nasty days people had to spent at the least a couple of weeks to file their tax returns that ‘the powers that be’ wasted the amount collected in myriads of methods they indigenously conceived! Then came faster return filings through internet & other MODERN TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS that the respective & respectable governments can gather ‘whatever is due’ as fast as possible & waste even the last single paisa of it in no time; everything became much faster!

‘Taxes have to be paid’ is common knowledge as it is only these DUELY GIVEN TAXES are there in the avarice coffers of the respective & at the same time respectable governments to be spent senselessly – from the perspective of the Common Man! - & intelligently – from the spenders’ perspective & made sure that not a single paisa is left behind in the greedy coffers that the coffers themselves gobble it up! As it is reported in the media a million times that the governments are always well aware of those ‘ANTI NATIONAL ANIMALS/ELEMENTS’ which always skip the TAXING PROCESS! Hence, mopping up the DUE TAXES, somehow, has become the most urgent & all important job a finance minister has to do in his life time! He knows pretty well that even if he blinks for a second or two crores of ‘taxes due’ would go up in the wind; hence he has to become ALERT & ATTENTION PERSONIFIED!

As he doesn’t trust much the present modern technologically advanced system in the matter of collecting the taxes, he has entrusted everyone in the country to collect the taxes somehow & prove their LOYALTY TO THE NATION! And, that is the very thing happening in our country where, now a days, we have ‘the most modern facility to pay our taxes’ through the thugs, cheats, adulterators, whores, kidnappers, anti social elements, goondas, mafia, blackmarketeers, pirates, greedy policemen (very common these days due to the technological, economical & cultural elevation of the society & much improved living standard & conditions - according to the turbaned prime minister!), public servants –those who serve (themselves!) publically! - & a million others!

Hence, all the persons in India, as it has become an unwritten law, has the right & responsibility to collect taxes & put whatever they collect in the every greedy coffers of the respective & respectable governments! That is why the person who buys the 80% adulterated milk -with urea, whitener & other indigenous materials- has to pay the DUE TAXES to the government via those who adulterated what he buys & drinks; that’s why those who have been buying ‘ATTA’ all these years have been ceremoniously taxed by the respective & respectable governments though what the buyer bought & fed their generations was adulterated with Benzoic Acid 400 times more than what is permitted & Bleaching Powder 2000 times more than what is permitted (It is claimed by the governments & the authorities who permit ‘what to mix to adulterate democratically’ that the common man is getting FREE NUTRITION UNDER VARIOUS GOVERNMENT SCHEMES in the forms of Benzoic Acid & Bleaching Powder etc!)!

That is why one has to pay the service tax of 10.3% to the service centre thug who just did nothing but keeping the thing you had given for checking for more than 2 months & unashamedly gave it back - when you went there to find out whether the thing you had given has germinated or what!?- saying that the repair would lighten your pockets by a fewer thousands of rupees for a non-existent problem (He must be a very strong believer of ‘Sarwam Maya Jagath Mithya’ theory, as he had fixed the photo of the god who said it in some other context, in his fleecing -For him service & fleecing are the same- centre that the TAX EVADING CUSTOMERS come to know what is going to happen to them who EVADE TAXES!’) etc!

That is why the person who is kidnapped or the persons related to him have to pay the service tax of 10.3% on the ransom given to the kidnappers for the quality services –kidnapping included! - rendered by them! That is why the person who needs a receipt from the whore to keep it as the memorabilia of his first sexual encounter has to cough up an additional 10.3% service tax for the services rendered by her, if one wants a bill -the option of NOT ASKING THE BILL IS ALWAYS AVAILABLE WITH HER FOR THOSE WHO STILL WANTS TO CHEAT THE GOVERNMENT COFFERS! The professional cheats & robbers also has become the tax collecting centres of late as they too charge you with a service tax of 10.3% in addition to the service charge –The Materials They Steal From You Included!- they take for the great services rendered without your permission & knowledge, and that ofcourse ONLY IF you ask for a bill from them!

The law abiding & enforcing policemen would give a receipt, that too only if you insist on one, charging a service tax of additional 200/- on a 100/- bill, for parking your bike accidently on the wrong side of the road where a number of other vehicles were also parked –For the wrong side parking the bill is only 100/- & the bill which is given to you is printed in the law enforcing & abiding honourable police man’s own printing press behind his simple garage of 10 Rolls Royses, which he bought BY EKING OUT ‘small small’ AMOUNTS from the MEAGRE SALARY HE DREW FROM THE PUBLIC COFFERS are common knowledge- & never charged is another matter!

Now a days, whenever one gives a bribe to have anything in one’s favour – Even if one is entitled to what one asks for!- the bribe taker –All over India it is followed traditionally & systematically by the various unions of bribe takers as they are very eager to fill the ever greedy government coffers!- always take an additional 10.3% more from the bribe giver as he is a Constitutionally, Legally, Morally, & TAXINGLY correct person who puts the 10.3% service tax collected from the bribe giver directly into the much starved coffers of the government, which some say is 40% below the poverty line, though the governments all over the years have been passionately & vehemently arguing that the government coffers are ONLY A SINGLE DIGIT below the poverty line!

Lets us hope for the best for the tax collecting system we have here in our SECULAR, SOCIALIST, BRIBE-TAKING INDIA! Let’s hope that every person living in India pays the taxes in time even though one is GIVEN NOTHING IN RETURN & WHATEVER ONE GETS IS THE ADULTARATED, THE DUPLICATE, THE TOXIC, THE ILLUSORY, NEVER VALUE FOR MONEY, THE SUB STANDARD, CHEATING, TRICKING, STEALING etc! And, let’s keep giving OUR TAXES properly that OUR GOVERNMENTS can loot us in a very systematic & well designed way, till the end of days!