What China Does To India..!

The various new studies (Conducted where else BUT in the West, of course!) have credibly found out that ‘What China Does To India, Tamilnadu Does To Kerala!’ In other words, ‘What Tamilnadu does to Kerala, China does EXACTLY to India’! The Keralites, to their utter shock & disbelief, are finding out that the ‘findings’ of the various Western studies are exactly correct to the last syllables!

Though the studies have taken these many years to get published, it is a fact that the Learned Tamilans (LTs –‘NOT’ to be confused with LTTE!) always knew it! A Tamil film produced more than ‘5’ years ago brings into light such a piece of ‘useful’ information, as well! Though the beans have been spilled, EVEN the Indian government didn’t take notice of such a major & relevant piece of information that could have improved the performance of the UPA II’s foreign policy decisions in a very BIG way!

Despite all its efforts, dealing with the Chinese has ‘never’ been India’s forte, particularly in the matter of its common borders with China! From the 1950s the boarders with China have always created serious headaches to the various central governments which ruled India, from time to time! The ‘inconsistent, non diplomatic, heavy handed, arrogant &unilateral’ methods continuously employed by the Chinese ALWAYS disturbed & annoyed India, beyond any describable/expressible words!

When the Tamil film hit the screens no one, including the MOST INTELLIGENT PEOPLE in the IB, RAW, CBI etc, ever noticed SUCH A BIG piece of information that could have COMPLETELY altered the Indian government’s foreign policy towards China, forever! Only if these INTELLIGENT people had given ENOUGH thought on the basic words the Chinese ALWAYS use in their attitude towards India - ‘inconsistency, non diplomacy, heavy handedness, arrogance & unilaterality’etc! – India could have won a MAJOR diplomatic victory without struggling a wee bit, against the Chinese; &, that too, for the first time in the Independent Indian history, over the over arching Chinese!

They could have ‘easily’ found out, with a very little effort, that the adjectives ‘inconsistent, non diplomatic, heavy handed, arrogant & unilateral etc’ have ‘ALWAYS’ been used in the interactions of one state in South India – Tamilnadu!- towards another neighboring state – Kerala! And, by learning & analysing threadbare what these Tamilans do to Keralites or the so called Malayalees, India could have developed some SENSIBLE methods or instruments to deal with the EVER domineering & arrogant Chinese, who have ALWAYS been playing Chinese Games with India!

The Chinese flood the Indian market with their cheaply produced goods which are toxic & below quality standards with the ‘TACIT’ support of the ‘WHO IS WHO’ of the Indian system; Tamilans flood Kerala market with Toxic Food Items (TFI!) & other substandard products in connivance with the so called Kerala officials who become rich by the minute with the money the manipulating Tamilan STUFF down their EVER GREEDY throats!

Though India’s backing helped China enter World Trade Organisation (WTO), China ALWAYS thwarted India’s efforts to get into the Nuclear Suppliers Group (NSG!) & securing a permanent seat @ the UN! Likewise, despite all the support the State of Kerala has given to Tamilnadu, all these years, Tamilnadu has been playing spoilsport with all the plans of Kerala, which NEEDS developments its people require inside its own territory!

The Chinese ALWAYS disputed EVEN the well demarcated territories of India & keep provocating India with their irritating incursions & land grabbing! To our wonder we can find the same happening when Tamilnadu keep disputing the well demarcated areas of the state of Kerala & usurp the land of the tiny state, as happened in many areas & territories which belong to Kerala, including Ramakyalmeedu, Mullapperiyar etc!

China keeps building their dams, railway lines, roads etc wherever they like in the border areas with India, nonstop & EVEN inside the Pakistan Occupied Kashmir (POK!) and do whatever they wish to do with their own resources & territories, PREVENTING India doing the same inside its own well marked territories! It is the SAME Chinese technique of doing whatever they wish to do inside their territory & their ‘CLAIMED’ territory & preventing the neighbour from doing the SAME, Tamilnadu uses to prevent Kerala from doing the developmental works it BADLY NEEDS to do for the well being & safety of its people, inside its own well demarcated territory!  

In the Tamil film which was released almost ‘5’ years ago it was clearly stated that the Chinese Kung Fu which gained world recognition via the Bruce Lee films of the 70s was actually the art brought to China by a Tamilan who escaped the non survivable living conditions in Tamilnadu, centuries back, & the god of Kung Fu the Chinese revere to the present day is none other than the Tamilan with a Chinese face!! In one strike the Tamilans have abrogated the Fatherhood of Kung Fu from the Chinese as they have done in many cases against its tiny neighbour Kerala & ONCE AGAIN revealed their ability to ‘lift’ whatever that is others’ with their master class thieving skills!

All those who watched the movie SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONVINCED in the matter that it is NOT the Chinese who invented the cheating ways which the Chinese proclaim as their own & which are regularly used against India, nonstop, as it SHOULD HAVE BEEN some Tamilan who taught the innocent Chinese (ICs!) whatever indecent, arrogant, heavy handed, manipulating ways they use against India & Indians! And, it’s clearly understood that it SHOULD BE some Tamilan behind whatever the Tricky & Ever Usurping Chinese do with India on its border with India & inside the Indian Territory!

Most probably, the various Scientific Studies (Of course, conducted by innumerable ‘Western’ universities, research groups, credit agencies etc!) which are there to see the light of the day, in the near future, WILL reveal that all the Chinese were ACTUALLY the descendants of the Tamilans who migrated to China Thousands of years ago OR Tamilnadu was the ‘Capital Part’ of China before the Indian peninsula jammed into the Asia continent, creating the Mighty Himalayas!

Selling Cameras In The Times Of Terrorism!

For some time now, in India, the ONLY thing one can do to save oneself from a very possible terrorist attack & destruction seems to be ‘BUYING A CAMERA’! Not just any camera, but, the CCTV one! In India, the CCTV Cam has become the in thing & the NEED!

At the fag end of December 2014, Church Street, in the central business district of  Bangalore, reverberated with the explosion of a tiny bomb, which was placed ‘cunningly’ near the pavement, near to a retro bar. The ‘efficient police teams’ reached the spot more than 30 minutes after the explosion & after a couple of hours, cordoned off the area, to PROTECT whatever ‘CLUE’ that is left!  

The police, immediately (Which means, after a day or two!) started to verify whether the CCTV Cams installed by the private firms dotting the area are working or not that they could collect some clues from them! To their SHOCK they found out that the camera @ the explosion spot, installed by the retro bar, was not functional! Their SHOCK was when most of the government installed CCTV cams are dying a DYSFUNTIONAL DEATH (DD!) @ various places in Bangalore, for at the least, more than a year!

One is FORCED to assume that it is the non functional PRIVATELY installed CCTV cams which are the real reasons behind the terrorist attack which took place @ Church Street, taking away a precious human life & all the PUBLICLY installed non functional CCTV cams are nothing but innocent in this matter! As it is the ‘PRIVATELY’ installed non functional cams which are the major & minor culprits, instigating the terrorists to install a ‘PRIVATELY’ designed crude bomb (May be ‘Out Sourced’, as is the fashion in the private domain!) near a ‘PRIVATLEY’ owned retro bar!  

A couple of days after the Church Street attack, the efficient police force of Bangalore gave strict directions  & orders to all the ‘PRIVATELY’ owned entities to install CCTV cameras in & around their establishments, while the ‘PUBLICLY’ put non functional CCTV cams & the public bodies which put these non functional CCTV cams there were allowed to wear a sad & swollen face, indicating the ‘supposed’ pains these non functional CCTV cams & their PUBLIC Installer Bodies suffer, due to the non functional PRIVATELY put cameras!

It is a terrorising fact that more than 800 crores have been spent to ‘camerafy’ Mumbai in the recent years; for Mumbai ‘camerafication’ is still going on is another interesting fact, spending crores! Of course, selling CCTV cams  is a BIG business, worth billions & Interested Parties (Ips!) are playing games with the Indian Public, publicly! And, who takes what , how much & why are ALWAYS unknown!

For Obama ‘HOW MUCH’ Delhi spent (Of course, for security reasons!) is anybody’ guess! Hundreds of crores SHOULD have changed hands, for sure! Obama came, made hundreds of crore worth CCTV cameras installed & went back with the ‘PRESUMED THREAT’ avoided! The thanks SHOULD go to the hundreds of crores worth installed CCTV cams as JUST by their installation India has avoided any major terrorist attack or something alike, smartly!

Various ‘scientific studies’ have ‘found out’ & declared, in volumes (Always, ‘ONLY’ in the international science forums!), about the major breakthrough & improvement in the ground situation in the war torn Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq etc, as far as terrorism is concerned, after the installation of HUGE number of CCTV cameras on every sand dune & tree top!  Hence, CCTV cams are going to be installed, large scale, in all the railway stations, bus stands, cars, buses, on bikes & bicycles, on police persons, government officials, non government officials, thieves, CIDs, common man, rickshaw pullers of Calcutta, balloon sellers @ the hundreds of cultural festivals of India & others living inside the Indian boarders, in the fight against global terrorism!

To achieve this ambitious aim, HUGE amounts of bank loan to buy CCTV cameras are going to be given with the maximum liberalised schemes, with flexible & other sort of interest rates! Reputed institutions like the World Bank, Asian Development Bank, RBI, SBI, CBI etc are queuing up at the door steps of the customers to attract the CCTV cam buyer with their various attractive SCHEMES to purchase High Quality CCTV cams (Which are ‘ONLY’ available in the developed countries!) from abroad!    

CCTV cam on every street light post by 2020 is going to be declared the main aim of the government, throwing the age old & out dated “Garibi Hatao” by an outdated political philosophy out & welcoming in the new gen “CCTV Cam Apnavo, Aathangavaadh Mittavo”! Government is planning (Without the help of a nonexistent Planning Commission!) to FORCEFULLY implement  ‘A CCTV Cam For Every Person in India’ (CCTVCEPI!), dead or alive, programme by 2025! It is even rumoured that the Prime Minister is planning a CCTV Cam Dhan Yojana (PMCCTVCDY!) that every unaccounted & insignificant subject of his country get the oxygen like benefit of a CCTV cam! And, the listless & ununited opposition  is eagerly waiting for a CCTV Cam Scam (CCTVCS!) to better their already battered prospects!  

Various Think Tanks & NGOs in India, which are ‘NOT’ receiving any ‘FUNDS’ from abroad are seriously planning the implementation of a CCTV Cam on every moving creature by 2155 or 2222 AD! And, it has come as a MAJOR BOOST for the Indian technology sector that the developed countries have obliged to hand over to India the Quality CCTV Camera making technologies by 3000 AD! And, reliable sources which don’t wish to be identified have disclosed that, till then, the cams will be imported directly from the west or assembled in India after importing the cams in parts from the west!

The common talk that the 2011 Mumbai terrorist attack which claimed 176 precious human lives could not be prevented despite enough CCTV cams being present in Mumbai, the Bangalore ATM attacker remains @ large despite being caught in the CCTV, various jewelleries, all over India, get looted despite their CCTV cams being in the working conditions etc SHOULD HAVE TO BE considered pure gossip & SHOULD BE dismissed out rightly as heresy and the fashionable Portuguese Inquisition reinstalled to ‘TRY & FRY’ the heresy mongers!     

As SHOULD BE dismissed the utterly disappointing point of view that the terrorist attacks & Maoist attacks conducted systematically in various parts of the country is to ‘promote’ the awareness of the importance of CCTV Cams in one’s life & the price one has to pay if one fails to have , at the least, a basic CCTV Cam on the person!

It is to be CERTAINLY assumed that there weren’t enough CCTV cams installed in Paris to deter the terrorists from attacking the French magazine office & World Trade Centre bombing was due to insufficient number of CCTV cams installed & arranged on the Twin Towers!

We SHOULD promote voyeurism as the National Pastime that will help the already down west to recuperate from the desperate self created market conditions they are in, for some time now, as the valueless Indian rupee & Indians –‘Compared’ to the western currencies & men!!! - can & will buy enough Quality CCTV cams from the west to involve themselves in the National Pastime & for the fool proof protection from terrorists, Maoists, thieves, anti social elements etc!

Let’s promote the ‘Orwellian’ watching maniacs & states and promote a culture where all the people understand the ideas like voyeurism, voyeur, CCTV cam, terrorism protection, terror proof technologies etc from the day one of their entry into the CCTV Camerafied India! Let’s make it a fashion statement (‘Fashion Statement is ‘Never’ A Need!’ SHOULD BE dismissed immediately!) to have, at the least, a couple of CCTV Cams in front of your house signaling you are a significant & smart one & ‘NOT’ like the dumb & too insignificant one on the other side of the fence etc, despite the fact the CCTV cams are working or not!   

Let’s install, as a nation, CCTV cams in our living room, dining room, bed room, bathroom, toilets etc & stream it live 24/7 that we BE protected from any ‘prospective’ terrorist & Maoist attack! And, let us work for a nation where everyone move around with, at the least, a CCTV cam fitted on his or her person that bombs stop exploding, terrorists & Maoists stop attacking and people continue living well beyond a couple of centuries!

Let all the Indians & all those who come to India (To measure the standard of Indians ‘living’ & other things!) understand the importance we  – The Newly Modernised Indians -  give to CCTV cams WHEN there are millions who silently cry for their own sub standard, petty & ‘not worth mentioning’ Roti, Kapada, Makaan! Let these insignificant millions while away time & forget the reality of their insignificant lives playing with the millions of non functional CCTV cams, thrown away by the ‘living’ Indians!

Sacrificing The Indian Businessmen!

What’s happening to the ‘SELECTED’ (By ‘Whom?’ has ‘ALWAYS’ been the question?) business people of India?  From what one sees in the matter of the Sahara Group chairman Subrata Roy (Subrata can be EXPLAINED SU+ BRATA i.e. Good Brother!), the mess pool he ‘has been’ pushed into, the suffering he has been going through, all these months, have all been crying out for answers for the question we have asked in the opening of this paragraph!

He has been languishing in the Tihar jail for almost 1 year now on contempt of court charges & it seems that there seems to be no light at the end of the SPECIALLY CREATED TUNNEL (SCT!) for him! It is amazing to see that, every day, the tunnel is getting longer & longer and the light is running far away from the Sahara chief! It seems that the Sahara chief is without any sahara (Help!) or he has become ‘besahara’ (Beleaguered or helpless in English!) , for some time now!

The Supreme Court of India has asked him to deposit a very ‘small’ amount $1.6 billion (That is more than 10000 crores of Indian rupees!) to get the bail which he has been trying hard to raise, all these months, in vain! The central government seems to be in eternal slumber from which it doesn’t want to wake up, as far as the Sahara chief is concerned! So is the Bengal government of Mamata Banarjee which itself is battling the do or die battle with the CBI & company over the Saradha scandal!

Almost after 1 year in Tihar jail when Subrata was trying hard to raise the amount to pay out the bail, every hammer in the country is struck on his head, one after another, in a wonderful rhythmic symphony! One after another, SEBI, CBI, Enforcement Directorate (ED, which has been assessing & re assessing the amount Sahara is ‘supposed’ to have paid back to its customers & others a couple of times to have a last announced sum which ‘IS’ almost 10000 crores ‘LESS’ than what it assessed first & another couple of times!) & others have been hunting the Sahara chief, at times, simultaneously & sometimes, one after another with the PREVIOUSLY NEVER SEEN regularity that Subrata NEVER gets any respite, EVEN in his sleep in Tihar, AS SOMEBODY WANTED IT!!

Even one has, at the least, a little bit of data on ‘SOME’ of the business people of India who were ‘Sacrificed’ @ the altar of Indian business in the name of Business Ethics, Business Law, Business Fairness, Business Justice and whatever, ONE SURELY SEES SOMETHING ‘FISHY’ in the Sahara Case & its unfolding!

Over the decades, in the Indian business circles, it’s been like someone deciding some other one’s fate, just because the first one disliked the second one because he doesn’t like the competition he has been giving OR the loss to the first man’s group the second man is creating due to the ‘market fight’ OR the monopoly the first one gets if the second one is ‘REMOVED’ OR the first one has an interest in the second one’s assets or ‘SIMPLY’ the first one doesn’t like the second one etc!

Whenever the first one planned – the first one ‘ALWAYS’ remains invisible is a fact! – the ‘SACRIFICE’ he ‘ALWAYS’ takes assistance from those who are there in the ‘MARKET’ (One can call them ‘Market Rowdies & Market Goondas -MRs OR MGs- Use of whom is ‘legal’ in ‘BUSINESS MEN SACRIFICE’ – BMS!), for a price, that too for good silver! Whenever he planned the sacrifice he ALWAYS planned it so efficiently that the second one ALWAYS stayed in whatever he prepared with the help of the ‘MARKET MEN’ – Or MRs & MGs!-for a very long time, if possible to the last days of his life!

One comes to have the first clear hints out of ‘THESE WELL PLANNED SACRIFICES’ with the ‘SUDDEN’ death of the Biscuit tycoon Rajan Pillai in the central prison, decades back! Before that, in the times of the License Raj, one gets ‘SOME’ ideas out of the fights between the Father Ambani & his long ago defeated enemies! But, with Rajan Pillai, people started to get some wind of the REAL happenings & of course, Planned SACRIFICES (PS!) in the business circles!

What Harshad Mehta did in the early 90s with the stock markets was considered & propagated as SO SHOCKING that he was put behind the bars, from where he NEVER came out, alive! What no one in those days –And, EVEN now!- TRIED TO UNDERSTAND was that he was SACRIFICED for using & utilising ‘WHAT WAS SURELY & TRULY POSSIBLE’ without any illegality!

He speculated with the money which was ‘NOT’ there was THE CLEAR SIGN OF INGENUITY & made the BSE skyrocket was NOTHING SHORT OF MIRCULOUS! He used the method ‘ONLY’ because there was THE CHANCE to make use of it & he was so intelligent to find out that option which EVEN the Olden Days Toothless Tiger (ODTT!) SEBI never dreamed up, in its wildest dreams! He was incarcerated & later sacrificed Tweaking the law that existed then with the ‘EXPLANATIONS’ OF LAW

which arrived much after HIS INGENUITY – We, now a days, call them Hindsight Laws (HSLs – Which can be ‘CREATED’ – Creation, most of the times, by the simple means of EXPLAINING an already existing law in such a TwiSTeD way!- whenever & wherever CERTAIN OBJECTS & OBJECTIVES ARE TO BE ACHIEVED !) - & its sharp & precise execution!

What we have ‘ALWAYS MISSED’ is that as all the great men are, he too was much ahead of his times, finding out the useful gap of 2-3 weeks of time when the promissory notes of one bank to the other CAN BE USED FRUITFULLY! In the present world where Certain BIG Countries & Billionaires (CBCBs!) ‘EVEN’ destroy countries & economies by undercutting them by ‘whatever means’ they think appropriate, ‘ONLY’ to make profits, where some so called ACUTE businessmen of the West are flattered all over the net & the printed editions of millions of books & magazines, all over the world, for making money out of ‘NOTHING’, what sensible men SELDOM understand is why we ‘STILL’ consider Harshad Mehta a pariah, EVEN AFTER SACRIFICING HIM FOR ‘NO’ FAULT OF HIS?!  

What happened to Ramalinga Raju known as Satyam Raju is another example of what can happen to a ‘SELECTED’ or ‘CHOSEN’ or ‘TARGETED’– For Sacrifice!- businessman in India! He, all of a sudden, found himself behind the bars for doing something ‘SO CALLED ILLEGAL’- ‘SOLELY’ depending on the ‘EXPLANATIONS’ of law! – while the multinational company (Price Waterhouse Coopers!) which HELPED him do ‘THE SO CALLED ILLEGAL ACTIVITY’ for 7 or 8 years went scot free, without facing any sort of action from the West Lenient Indian Law (WLIL!), to keep the books of OTHER LAW ABIDING COMPANIES OF INDIA, when he LOST his company, which had been in the TOP 3 Indian IT Companies for long, wholesomely which he built up from the scratch, as happened to Rajan Pillai of the Biscuit Giant ‘Britania’, a couple of decades back!

When the Western companies OPENLY flout the SO CALLED ‘INFERIOR’ INDIAN LAWS – Compared to those of the White Skinned Peoples, as whatever we have here is TAKEN/COPIED from the PREDOMINANTLY WHITE SKINNED COUNTRIES like the UK & US!- & the specially made Hind Sight Laws (HSLs!) as they KNOW pretty well that Indians STILL maintain their subservient mentality towards their former WHITE MASTERS & they get away with whatever they do in a Mentally Subservient Indian Law Structure (MSILS!) as we Indian have seen in the cases against Union Carbide, Price Water House Coopers, Vodafone, Shell & other foreign entities where India has ‘ALWAYS’ TWEAKED THE INDIAN LAW in the White Skin’s Favour, BY EXPLAINING IT, as has been happening from Our So Called Independent Days & throwing away billions of dollars which were RIGHTFULLY Indian!

It’s a pity that while ALL THESE ‘WHITE SKIN’ FLATTERY is going on & on in the Indian Law Structure, the SELECTED INDIANS are straight jacketed into the millennia long ‘EXPLATIONS’ OF LAW & (BUSINESS) SACRIFICES where we Indians ‘LOSE’ our brethren, in the ‘EXPLANATION FOG, which includes the stupidest of all the law, the Law Of Hind Sight (LHS!), created by the planners of the SACRIFICES!

When we see the ‘besahara’ Sahara chairman incarcerated for more than enough time, in the name of the LHS and Everlasting Explanation & Re Explanation of Law (EE-REL!?) by ‘various’ investigating agencies & their ARTFUL lawyers who represent them, one after the other & simultaneously, and see all the problems of the world STORMING India to STALL him from getting the ‘very small’ amount of $ 1.6 billion to make him come out of the central prison, come what may, ONE ‘SURELY’ DOUBTS THAT THE SAHARA CHIEF IS THE CENTRE POINT OF SOMEONE POWERFUL’S ‘BUSINESSMAN SACRIFICE PLAN’ (BSP!) & IT’S ‘EXECUTION’?!

Sreesanth The Sinner & The Ethical Cricket Country!

Sreesanth was the stalwart of Indian bowling who was going to become either a Denis Lillie or Sir Richard Hardly or a Kapil Dev, for sure! This infuriated Harbajan Singh, among a lot of others, the classic act of spin bowling (Howling?!) so much that he slapped Sreesanth, which was well inside the Cricket Ethic Book of India that Sreesanth got warning (Threat will be a more suitable word!) that if he again shows his face to the religiously ethics following Harbajan in such a fashion that he slaps again, Sreesanth would be banned for life, as according to the Indian Book of Cricket Ethics, enticing (with a great cheek such as that of Sreesanth!) is the BIGGEST CRIME of all!

Sreesanth was admonished by all the Ethical People of Indian cricket in such a way that he hid his cheeks behind his back! Even his complaints were severely butchered & beaten down by the Ethic Indian Cricket People & even the Constitutional Right To Cry when slapped was rudely taken away from the Speedster by the Ethical People! He was left high & dry.....! No one was there to back him in his hour of need as he was the loner from the tiny state of Kerala, who somehow found a shaky place inside the Dominant Northern Indian Ethical Cricket Team!

He ruminated about the slap, at the least a trillion times, in his lonely hours & the Ethical Indian Cricket! And, when he coughed up courage to speak up against the injustice he had vis-a-vis the Slap Gate, after near a couple of years, he let his emotions flow infront of the media, which irked the Wholesomely Ethical Indian Cricket Fraternity! Sreesanth was again WARNED (Threatened, as usual!) by the Ethical Guardians of Indian Cricket, including the Very Ethical President of Indian Ethical Cricket, India Cement Srinivasan! Whether he carried a personal grudge against Sreesanth is NOT proven till going to press!

Sreesanth again ran back to his den carrying all his allegations, emotions, pictures of Slap Gate etc on his back! And, it is here, in his den of solitude, he succumbed to the vicious attack of the Punters, Betters, Fixers etc, is the latest find of the NASA Space Research Centre! Till That Point All Clean Indian IPL & Ethical Cricket Fraternity (ECF) all of a sudden found themselves deeply involved in betting, scams, fixing etc ONLY because of this Slap Gate tainted Sreesanth!

All of a sudden Sreesanth was arrested with some ‘well known nobodies’ of cricket & presented before the media & court as the King Pin of the Italian Mafia! And, the charges were pressed against him in no time that he with his millions of ‘invisible’ cronies has siphoned off trillions of dollars from the Public Betting Exchequer (PBE)! It is ‘proved beyond any doubt’ that it is Sreesanth who planned, built maintained etc this Betting & Fixing Network (BFN) in India, all these decades; if some one has any doubts one can ask Mohammed Azharuddin, a former great Ethical Cricketer Of India, who has become an MP in Our Ethical Nation of Secular Democracy!

It is proved beyond any doubt that the ‘40’ lakhs is the total amount of betting & fixing, all these years of betting & fixing & none other than the King Pin Sreesanth has the wherewithal in India & ofcourse would run such an all encompassing racket! All the near to undecipherable secret codes of the betters, fixers, & tricksters, like lifting a finger, hand kerchief, the right end of the Indian Tie (IT) the fixer wares etc, are smartly & efficiently decoded by FBI, taking millions of Super Computer hours & with the help of the Large Hadron Collider etc!

The 2.5 rupees of the total 40 lakhs Sreesanth got for all his cronies were found out by the CBI, Interpol & the Now Defunct KGB (Using the services of the Retired Agents!) in a combined operation (Code Named Operation Tip Of  The Indian Tie!) from the top of the European Closet he used, after 2 weeks of his arrest! The other 3 rupee pile he left running from the ever energetic sleuths on the brink of the sink he stopped to wash his face also have been recovered, with much difficulty- the info whether the pile was consisting of 1 paisa coins or 2 paisa coins or 5 paisa coins still falls under ‘The Classifieds’!

Now, it is also reported, by various media agencies, that thousands of border security personnel have been pressed into service from the ‘ACNE’ Aksai Chin Area to find out where all Sreesanth has hidden his  MIND BOGGLING ‘40’ lakhs, in two, three, four, five rupee collections! They are also reportedly utilising the great services of the Molessier dogs the Chinese used in the Daulat Beg Oldie to find out the Coin Piles! The various possible structures of coin packing or packaging are elaborately studied by the experts in Suitcase Packing from the Narasimha Rao Era! They are also doing ground breaking research in finding out the number of coins one can hold efficiently inside a Fixer’s or Spotter’s hand kerchief or Indian Tie (IT)!

CBI, IB, Crime Branch & Local police are into finding out whether Sreesanth has connections with the Italian Marines who shot dead 2 Indian fisher men, Hiroshima Blast, Davood Ibrahim, Italian Mafia, Mafia Sasi & other International networks! They are also planning to find out from Sreesanth what sort of network he used to secretly hide THIS MUCH OF A HUGE AMOUNT (40 LAKHS!)! All is sure that only Sreesanth & no other cricketer of worth is involved in these things of Unethical Things; and, Sreesanth is the be all & end all of all these fixes & scandals!

The otherwise Clean & Ethical Cricket of India is just trying to come out of the blemish Sreesanth has forced on it!  A Salwa Judlum programme ‘Any doubt ask Azar!’ has been started to air via the Highly Ethical Media to take back the Lost Via Sreesanth ‘Credibility & ‘Credit Rating of  IPL & Indian Cricket Ethics! Lets us make sure that Sreesanth should pay for the HUGE damage he has done to Ethical Cricket in India & Its Great Ethical Cricketers!

Let us, spending tax payers money, press in the services of the greatest lawyers of the country & outside that Sreesanth remains in the prison for all the centuries to come that the Ethically & Legally Greedy & Tricky People of Money Making India sleep comfortably on their Indian Cement Benches, MP Beds, Sugar Cushions etc for all the centuries the Sinner Sreesanth spent in the cell!

And, then only, we, the democratic & secular people of India, who have no other worries other than the Sinful Sreesanth taking the Universal Amount 40 lakhs for his 1 million cronies to lift the left end of his black & white hand kerchief during an over where he would give away an incredible 14 runs -Where giving more than 14 is a fad!- in a very insignificant IPL match between the northern dwarfs & little den monkeys, can rest in peace; then only can the 40 crores of people below the poverty line in India have, at the least, the spending power of 17 rupees a day; then only can large scale farmer suicides of Vidharbha & Marthvada be stopped; then only can the slums of Calcutta & Bombay be sanitised; then only can every Indian have potable drinking water for all the generations to come; then only will the lakhs of babies who die in the birth, yearly in India will stop dying; then only can the thousands of women who are forced into prostitution due to various reason be saved; then only can the mindless & shameless exploitation of the nature & natural resources be stopped!

Hence, let the Sinner Sreesanth who played with the hefty amount of 40 lakhs be crucified for all his unpardonable sins as that is the One & Only Real Problem Facing an Ever Peaceful, Ethical, Sinner - less, Truthful, Democratic, Secular India! Let With Sinner Sreesanth End All The Sins & Lies In India! “Satyameva Jayathe!”

Nuclear Material, Indian Currency & The Fear Factor!

Whenever I get a 100, 500 or 1000 rupee note, I run to the near by CBI office & consult an expert in the currency department & force an assertion that it is not a counterfeit note! Or else, I even fear to breathe in & out and take my cup of pesticide-filled tea! And, of late, I start to tremble whenever I get or handle a note which’s denomination is 100 or more! Nothing in life I fear more than handling these notes, now a days!

I often have nightmares in which I find myself standing on a tower trying to prove that the notes I gave were not fake ones & if they were, they were not printed on the note-printing machine, which is quite common a commodity traded openly in the market & even on the footpath! But, luckily, I manage to wake up when the situation goes out of my control, when I fail to prove to those all around me in the dream that I am not a note printing machine! In the dream, the blind man always tells me that the onus is on me to prove that I am not the person who printed the note, I am not the man who bought the strictly & confidentially traded paper on which the note is printed, I am not the person who designed the so-complicated note, I am not the person who ever had an idea to print a fake note myself, I am not the man who ever wished to cheat people and one's country & ‘another hundreds of I am not the persons’! I tremble non-stop when I think of the condition in which I might fail to wake up from the nightmare!

I have heard about the persons, who all their lives fruitlessly tried to prove their innocence, behind the bars of interrogation cells! Of course, most of them didn’t have the machinery to prove they didn’t do the printing & publishing of the great art work they are supposedly have done - the Indian rupee! In life, they must have learned real time that proving a wrong assumption wrong is more difficult than proving the Mount Everest the highest point on earth, in Indian Quality Conditions!

We have to understand that it is so simple to make & distribute fake Indian currency as the trusted banking system (but it is a FACT that they never asked anyone to trust them!) too is an integral part of it, as has been proven by the seizure of crores of rupee worth fake Indian currency from a branch of a well reputed bank in north India just a year ago! And, we as Indians should be happy to know that this well reputed bank have hundreds of branches all over India that we all can have our share of fake Indian currency, as nobody in India should complain against segregation in the matter of Counterfeit Currency Handling & Circulation!

We have been told by our own governments, all these years that they have been trying hard to counter billions of dollars worth Black/Parallel Economy in India which is a creation of Our Good Old Neighbor Pakistan & Our Good Old Neighbor Prints Billions Of Indian Rupee Worth Indian Fake Currency and Distribute through their well established Indian lanes & by lanes! We, as Indians, trust our government! Our sensible government also canceled an order they had given to a western company when it came it to be known that this company was selling the machines, on which we printed our trusted currency, to our dear & trusted neighbor as well! Despite all this when a person ever gives ‘An Unknowing Fake Note' to some Mind Reader who can read the notes as well, that ‘Single Note Owner's life’ goes for a toss! From then on, for him, the Sun rises in the west & life is far miserable compared to hell! It’s interesting to note that in all these years thousands have lost their hard earned money when the Same Morally Integral Banks Tore Away or Put In The Incinerator the Fake Notes which they identified with their Sharply -Trained Eagle-Eyes! No one is given equal amount of money in return, ever, as it has been 'Considered By The Authorities Concerned' that ALL THE EVIL NOTES SHOULD BE DESTROYED MERCILESSLY & THE PERSON WHO SUBMITTED THEM SHOULD SUFFER INSUFFERABLY!

Just to get kicks out of it, THE EAGLE-EYED BANKS HAVE ALSO INSTALLED FAKE-CURRENCY-PROVIDING ATMs that they can effortlessly circulate fake currency to THE NON-EAGLE-EYED COMMONOR and trap him for ever when he submits the same fake notes provided by these sadists somewhere, & crucify him thread-bare! [One can prevent this situation, they say, if 1) one keeps the transaction receipt with oneself, 2) remember the Taxi cab number one travelled in - memories of Ramanujan-Hardy?! - while going to take the single fake hundred rupee note, 3) remember the colour of the underwear the sleeping ATM guard worn which sneaked out of his low-waist pants, 4) remember the number of steps - memories of Sherlock Holems-Dr.Watson?! - in front of the step-less counterfeit currency provider ATM etc!] Of course it is an interesting game where the TV channels too can play their scoops & trivia about the fake note, the fake-note submitter’s love affair, his interests & non-interests, the fake note & its philosophical angle & ‘NEWS-LIKELY PROMOTE THE BRAND OF THE ATM MACHINE’, from where the fake note ‘IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE COME OUT’ & THE BRAND OF THE MACHINE WHICH IDENTIFIED THE SINGLE FAKE NOTE WITH DEXTERITY!

When the Real Culprit Is/Can’t Be Found, It Has Become The Duty Of The Authorities To Nail Someone Who Does Not Have The Means & Strength To Defend himself, and make him sing like a canary! Carrying a revolver, knife, bomb, nuclear material, Indian currency etc & their use falls under the same kind of unpardonable offense, which all will be & have to be dealt with the capital punishment!! Indian currency denominations of more than Rs100, if one is bent on carrying & using them, have to be certified by a gazetted officer not less than in the rank of the governor of a state or the RBI governor! My Papa said in his days it was not dangerous to carry & use Indian currency and in those days while carrying currency they only had to fear the local thieves or the very local pick-pockets! But today a person who carries it should fear all & sundry including the police, CBI, interrogation cells & all the other sort of mechanisms & be prepared to die proving one's innocence, taking hundreds of years, as when there is suspicion in India, it means it is an established fact! And, here in India we have a well established (time-tested!) expert system & machinery which can even prove an Indian monkey is the nearest kin of a polar bear and snakes & donkeys are brothers and sisters, and they arrived from Mars & Venus, respectively!!