What China Does To India..!

The various new studies (Conducted where else BUT in the West, of course!) have credibly found out that ‘What China Does To India, Tamilnadu Does To Kerala!’ In other words, ‘What Tamilnadu does to Kerala, China does EXACTLY to India’! The Keralites, to their utter shock & disbelief, are finding out that the ‘findings’ of the various Western studies are exactly correct to the last syllables!

Though the studies have taken these many years to get published, it is a fact that the Learned Tamilans (LTs –‘NOT’ to be confused with LTTE!) always knew it! A Tamil film produced more than ‘5’ years ago brings into light such a piece of ‘useful’ information, as well! Though the beans have been spilled, EVEN the Indian government didn’t take notice of such a major & relevant piece of information that could have improved the performance of the UPA II’s foreign policy decisions in a very BIG way!

Despite all its efforts, dealing with the Chinese has ‘never’ been India’s forte, particularly in the matter of its common borders with China! From the 1950s the boarders with China have always created serious headaches to the various central governments which ruled India, from time to time! The ‘inconsistent, non diplomatic, heavy handed, arrogant &unilateral’ methods continuously employed by the Chinese ALWAYS disturbed & annoyed India, beyond any describable/expressible words!

When the Tamil film hit the screens no one, including the MOST INTELLIGENT PEOPLE in the IB, RAW, CBI etc, ever noticed SUCH A BIG piece of information that could have COMPLETELY altered the Indian government’s foreign policy towards China, forever! Only if these INTELLIGENT people had given ENOUGH thought on the basic words the Chinese ALWAYS use in their attitude towards India - ‘inconsistency, non diplomacy, heavy handedness, arrogance & unilaterality’etc! – India could have won a MAJOR diplomatic victory without struggling a wee bit, against the Chinese; &, that too, for the first time in the Independent Indian history, over the over arching Chinese!

They could have ‘easily’ found out, with a very little effort, that the adjectives ‘inconsistent, non diplomatic, heavy handed, arrogant & unilateral etc’ have ‘ALWAYS’ been used in the interactions of one state in South India – Tamilnadu!- towards another neighboring state – Kerala! And, by learning & analysing threadbare what these Tamilans do to Keralites or the so called Malayalees, India could have developed some SENSIBLE methods or instruments to deal with the EVER domineering & arrogant Chinese, who have ALWAYS been playing Chinese Games with India!

The Chinese flood the Indian market with their cheaply produced goods which are toxic & below quality standards with the ‘TACIT’ support of the ‘WHO IS WHO’ of the Indian system; Tamilans flood Kerala market with Toxic Food Items (TFI!) & other substandard products in connivance with the so called Kerala officials who become rich by the minute with the money the manipulating Tamilan STUFF down their EVER GREEDY throats!

Though India’s backing helped China enter World Trade Organisation (WTO), China ALWAYS thwarted India’s efforts to get into the Nuclear Suppliers Group (NSG!) & securing a permanent seat @ the UN! Likewise, despite all the support the State of Kerala has given to Tamilnadu, all these years, Tamilnadu has been playing spoilsport with all the plans of Kerala, which NEEDS developments its people require inside its own territory!

The Chinese ALWAYS disputed EVEN the well demarcated territories of India & keep provocating India with their irritating incursions & land grabbing! To our wonder we can find the same happening when Tamilnadu keep disputing the well demarcated areas of the state of Kerala & usurp the land of the tiny state, as happened in many areas & territories which belong to Kerala, including Ramakyalmeedu, Mullapperiyar etc!

China keeps building their dams, railway lines, roads etc wherever they like in the border areas with India, nonstop & EVEN inside the Pakistan Occupied Kashmir (POK!) and do whatever they wish to do with their own resources & territories, PREVENTING India doing the same inside its own well marked territories! It is the SAME Chinese technique of doing whatever they wish to do inside their territory & their ‘CLAIMED’ territory & preventing the neighbour from doing the SAME, Tamilnadu uses to prevent Kerala from doing the developmental works it BADLY NEEDS to do for the well being & safety of its people, inside its own well demarcated territory!  

In the Tamil film which was released almost ‘5’ years ago it was clearly stated that the Chinese Kung Fu which gained world recognition via the Bruce Lee films of the 70s was actually the art brought to China by a Tamilan who escaped the non survivable living conditions in Tamilnadu, centuries back, & the god of Kung Fu the Chinese revere to the present day is none other than the Tamilan with a Chinese face!! In one strike the Tamilans have abrogated the Fatherhood of Kung Fu from the Chinese as they have done in many cases against its tiny neighbour Kerala & ONCE AGAIN revealed their ability to ‘lift’ whatever that is others’ with their master class thieving skills!

All those who watched the movie SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONVINCED in the matter that it is NOT the Chinese who invented the cheating ways which the Chinese proclaim as their own & which are regularly used against India, nonstop, as it SHOULD HAVE BEEN some Tamilan who taught the innocent Chinese (ICs!) whatever indecent, arrogant, heavy handed, manipulating ways they use against India & Indians! And, it’s clearly understood that it SHOULD BE some Tamilan behind whatever the Tricky & Ever Usurping Chinese do with India on its border with India & inside the Indian Territory!

Most probably, the various Scientific Studies (Of course, conducted by innumerable ‘Western’ universities, research groups, credit agencies etc!) which are there to see the light of the day, in the near future, WILL reveal that all the Chinese were ACTUALLY the descendants of the Tamilans who migrated to China Thousands of years ago OR Tamilnadu was the ‘Capital Part’ of China before the Indian peninsula jammed into the Asia continent, creating the Mighty Himalayas!

The Registration And The Registered!

If the Uber (Uber Cabs of The Infamous Delhi Of The Rapists & Molesters!) had been registered as a radio taxi company, the molestation or THE SO CALLED ‘ALLEGED’ RAPE could not have happened seems to be the message one gets from the media & other ACTIONS sweeping across the SHELL SHOCKED (The millionth time!) nation!

If the same standards & ban ‘would have been’ applied earlier, Soumya’s Gruesome Rape & Murder in a running train in Kerala SHOULD HAVE ‘seen’ the banning of  all the train services in Kerala; this would have happened in various other states of India, as well, as rapes, molestation & murders continue to happen as daily occurrences in these public transport systems (Remember ‘Nirbhaya’ in Delhi & the lackadaisical attitude of the then governments, in 2012!) WHICH ARE ‘REGISTERED’ & GOVERNMENT APPROVED?! The HP Bangalore SHOULD have been closed, forever, when Prathiba was raped & murdered, if the same action would have been initiated, then, in 2008; the thing which saved the famed company from closure SHOULD have been the Registration Certificate it sported then?! That is the power of registration in India!

IT’S BEEN SUGGESTED BY THE MEDIA & THE AUTHORITIES CONCERNED (OR ‘CONCERNED’ AUTHORITIES??), that it is ‘SAFE’ for a prospective rapist, molester, murderer, pedophile & the ‘likeminded others’ to get themselves registered under the various registration acts & laws of India that they don’t get harassed by the SO CALLED AUTHORITIES, including the police; the ‘ONLY’ error the rapist of the Uber Cab did, ‘according to the people in the know’, which deprived him of the protection from prosecution provided under various Human Right Laws & other things (‘Only’ the offenders, criminals, terrorists & others have the Human Rights & Human Right Laws, in India!) was nothing but HIS FAILURE TO PROCURE A ‘REGISTRATION’ CERTIFICATE, from any of the millions of ‘Competent Authorities’ spread across the breadth & width of Our Multi Cultural Democratic Country!

The difference between the legal & illegal IN India IS Registration; in Developing India, EVEN IF you kill, while you are in possession of a registration certificate for killing, what you have done IS perfectly legal! That is why EVEN in the rapes, molestation & EVEN murders in the public transport buses, passenger trains etc the SAME ACTION which has been PROMPTLY announced in the matter of Uber (Cabs) is SELDOM taken or NEVER initiated. 

In India, after receiving a registration certificate (It is quite ‘LEGAL’ in India to manipulate whatever there is to be manipulated to get a registration via Chartered Accountants, Lawyers, Politicians, Local Bodies, Various Government Departments & Bodies, Middle Men, Influential Men etc!), one can do whatever one wishes to do! Whatever happens here in India, it is ONLY whether one, in any given situation, has registration or not is the SOLE thing that is verified! If one has the registration, all the other things vanish into thin air, in Developing India!

One comes to the ROCK SOLID conclusion that REGISTRATION is the most important thing in Our Independent India, the ‘ONLY’ thing which will PREVENT the untoward from happening! And, it seems that the various governments @ the centre & states are going to open, at the least, a million registration centres in every nook & corner of a DEVELOPING Bharath that everything will be in place, all the time!

They plan to open ‘Registration Centres’ for each & everything…………… for urinating, yawning, opening the mouth, shutting the opening mouth, batting an eye lid, scratching on one’s back, kissing in the open (As is in the Kiss Of Love & Kiss Of Hate campaigns!), selling ‘pesticide dipped’ fruits & vegetables, adulterating milk & water, destructively polluting air, land etc, degrading education, over pricing grocery items & all the items for the survival of citizens, manipulating & adulterating students minds with poisonous, irrelevant, useless things & matters, ‘illegal’ felling of thousands of square kilometers of forest land, cheating the citizens of India in the guise of various so called services provided (‘ONLY’ for the intelligent the ‘VICE’ in ‘service’ is always visible BUT the registration makes it –Vice/s!- ‘LEGAL’, in India!), poisoning of one’s body, mind & soul with all the sorts of things & matters etc!

For anyone who wants to take the Indians for a ride, the registration IS A PRE REQUISITE which will be made available by various governments @ the centre & states! And, the various ‘furious’ governments, including that one @ the centre & those @ the states, have taken a decision to sent all those who violate the Registration Law Of The Land to gallows or get them eliminated by the firing squads or let them be killed in fake encounters!

It is ‘a universal truth in India’ (‘3 laughs’ for the ‘SPECIAL’ Indian Universal Truth!) that those who are REGISTERED never do things like rape, cheating, fraud, duping, kidnapping, adulteration, poisoning, falsification, killing, molestation, rash driving, drunken driving & other millions of OFF STANDARD THINGS; hence, the ONE & ONLY SOLUTION (OR SHOULD WE CALL ‘IT’ PANACEA?!!) to all the problems of India IS REGISTRATION!

Hence, from now onwards, various governments in India will open the outlets for REGISTERING the thieves, rapists, pedophiles, money launderers, black marketers, molesters, professional killers, professional pick pockets, professional prostitutes, professional back stabbers, professional ignorant, professional lazy, professional cheats, professional seditionists, secessionists, separatists, terrorists, rippers, Anguleemalas, Raman Raghavans, Shobarajs, counterfeiters, anti social elements, usurpers & other varieties of ‘SOCIAL ELEMENTS’ that they come into the main stream of life in India!

The Various governments ALSO know pretty well that AFTER REGISTERATION whatever the registered do CAN NOT BE CALLED A CRIME AT ALL; after the registration, RAPE won’t be called a rape, murder won’t be called a murder, robbery won’t be called robbery, prostitution won’t be called by the same, money laundering won’t be called by that name, molestation won’t be called molestation, child abuse won’t be called child abuse, cheating won’t be called cheating, terrorism won’t be called by the same etc….! Who can call or who will dare to call these things the same names after the registration process??

The registration disqualifies all these things from getting called what all they had been called prior to registration! And, the various governments RIGHTLY decided to bring in BRAND NEW REGISTRATION PROCESS that India will be a nation sans all the evils of the world, which all the other nations on the surface of the earth will STILL be struggling with, incessantly! Oh…WHAT AN INDIA WE WILL BE LIVING IN WHEN THE REGISTRATION PROCESS IS FINISHED?!

It is well clear that all the Indians are looking forward to that day, when the process head of the well designed & excellently executed (Of course, with the whole hearted help of the Out Sourcing Giants of the world!) REGISTRATION PROGRAMME in India reports that EVEN the last of the UNREGISTERED rapists, molesters, pedophiles, cheats, robbers, murderers, terrorists & others have registered &, from now on, they will ‘proudly’ carry an ‘Internationally Valued Certificate’ [Like the ones which are carried ‘proudly’ by the parents of the students who spend MILLIONS –It is a fact that one has to spend ‘millions’ to have international education while the ordinary Indian spends ‘ONLY’ ‘thousands & lakhs’(Rhymes with ‘lacks’?!) for their ward’s Indian Education, which will NEVER be as same as the International one which comes with an International hue & cry (IHC!)!- for sending their children into the International Schools!] from the government in their hands!!

The IDEA CALLED INDIA will be TOTALLY different from the present one and, from then on, all the people from all the countries will folk in to India to have an Indian Registration (IR!) which will help us get the All Valuable Foreign Currencies we drool in our dreams about! And, all our development projects will get the SO CALLED much needed FDI from these in pouring foreign nationals for registration (FNFR!)!

It will be nice to have all these foreigners, though they may be – ‘ONLY’ may be!!- criminals from various backgrounds & countries as they can get a registration in India & at the same time atonement (‘Dirt Cheap’ –Due to the rupee depreciation & devaluation!- compared to the cost they ‘may’ incur in the West for the SAME REGISTRATION, if at all it is possible there – ‘Come & Register In India’ Slogan & Campaign will ‘then’ be in FULL swing!) for all the crimes they committed all their lives! We will then be called Purgatory India (PI!) where all the sins of all those Anti Social Elements of foreign lands (ASEFL!) will be wiped out or cleansed with the simple BUT effective method of ‘Indian Ingenuity’ – Registration (Remembering Martin Luther of 400-500 year old Germany or Prussia??)!

India NOW has a golden chance to become the ‘Registration Capital of the World’ (RCW!) as we have a CLEAN & EXPANSIVE Registration network! We can boast of millions of registered cases pending in the thousands of police stations here; we can boast of more than 3 crores of registered cases pending in various courts of India; we can boast of millions of registered unemployed in India; we can boast of thousands of registered rapes, molestation, abuses, murders etc in India; we can boast of registered thousands who die of malnutrition in India; we can boast of thousands of registered motorists who lose their lives in accidents in India; we can boast of hundreds of registered farmers who commit suicide in India; we can boast about millions of registered illiterates in India……! The list of the Registered Items in India, of which we can boast of, as we have seen just above, IS AWESOMELY long & winding…!

The Union Government @ the centre will, if what the people in the thick of things say is to be believed, open a Registration Ministry (RM!) which will then be considered ‘EVEN’ MUCH ABOVE the prime minister’s office & defense ministry & the Union Minister for Registration (UMR!) will be given warm receptions all over the world which will turn EVEN AN ALEXANDER OR HITLER green with envy; or, we may EVEN think that the prime ministership of our country will be subdued or made subservient to the ministership of the registration ministry!

Hence, let’s patiently wait for a Wholesomely Registered India’ (WRI!) where all the sins committed, all over the world, get wiped out by JUST registering @ one of the millions of Indian Registering Platforms (IRPs!) made available, by various ‘industrious’ governments in India! And, let’s search & find, as true Indians, all those who eat, drink & breathe without a valid ‘registration certificate’ from a VERY COMPETENT AUTHORITY in India that Our Motherland becomes ‘SWATCH’ (‘Clean’ in Hindi!) & ‘WHOLESOMELY REGISTERED’ WHERE WE, True Indians, ARE 100% SURE THAT NO ‘UNREGISTERED MAN’ EVER BREATH THE ‘REGISTERED AIR’ OF OUR ‘REGISTER COUNTRY’ (RC!)!